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ol. 78, No. 1 




Shreveport, Louisiana 



August 25, 1983 



Thurndotte Baughman 



Dr. Donald Webb 



Letters from 
the Presidents 



For a new student to Cen- 
tenary, the Fall is the onset of a 
college career or the continuation 
of one at a new school. The Fall is 
also a time when freshmen and 
transfer students discover what 
Centenary has to offer in addition 
to academics. There are dorm 
councils, the performing arts, 
intramurals, clubs and societies, 
a Greek fraternal system, and 
the Student Government 
Association (SGA). 

At Centenary the SGA is more 
than a governing body. Though 
the Senate serves in capacities 
ranging from facilitating 
changes in school policies to 
acting as a liaison between 
students and the administration, 
such events as campus cookouts, 
Fall Ball, and weekly movies are 
sponsored by the SGA. The 
Yoncopin, KSCL, The 

Conglomerate, and Pegasus also 
receive Senate support. Com- 
mittees such as Forums, En- 
tertainment, and Publicity are 
SGA responsibilities as well. 

Considering the importance of 
the Senate on campus, it is 
essential to have productive and 
capable members. New students 
are often a source of these 
qualities. During September, the 
Senate will be searching for 
committee chairpersons, com- 
mittee members, and Freshmen 
senators. Involvement in Cen- 
tenary can make the difference 
between a college career and 
four years at school. 

Thurndotte Baughman 

President 

Student Government Association 



Centenary is a community of 
learners. That it tries to be truly 
a community, with a spirit of 
friendliness, an inclusiveness, 
even a kind of surrogate family 
atmosphere, I hope you will soon 
know, personally and gladly. 

And that, as we are all alive, 
we are all learners, is obvious: 
students, teachers, staff are each 
unique, but each is in dialogue 
and in process, sharing insights 
and experience. 

Part of education is formal. 
Formal education requires 
curricula, procedures, even, 
some regulation! Bear with us, 
and with them, when they seem 
not to fit perfectly. Talk with us 
about it. 

But much education is in- 
formal. It occurs in the "spaces" 
— in coffee-shop conversations, 
in the cafeteria with a faculty 
member, in a corner of the 
library... 

And self-confidence in the use 
of knowledge, comes in both 
ways. 

So, I welcome you warmly to a 
community of learners: we are 
glad you are part of us. 

Dr. DonAld Webb, 
President of the College 



The Conglomerate staff 
welcomes you to Centenary. 
This is your paper, and we 
welcome all letters, comments, 
and suggestions. We are 
accepting applications for 
positions on our reporting, 
advertising, and layout staffs. If 
you are interested, contact Clay 
Robertson, editor of The 
Conglomerate, Cline Dormitory. 



Welcome, Class of '87 



Kellie L. Allen — Bossier City, 
LA 

Hugh Trenton Allen — Jackson, 
MS 

James S. Andrews — 
Texarkana, AR 

Joseph C. Andrews — 
Texarkana, AR 
Bill Dean Ball — Dallas, TX 
Gregory Barkley — Shreveport, 
LA 

Ray Allan Barlow — 
Shreveport, LA 

Susan Beaubouef — Grand 
Cane, LA 

Elizabeth Benson — Newark, 
NJ 

Don Charles Berlin — Mansura, 
LA 

Robin L. Bickham — Fort 
Worth, Tx 

Deborah Bohannon — 

Lafayette, LA 

Edward L. Boudreau — 
Waterloo, NY 

Donnie M. Bowers — Bossier 
City, LA 

Kristen Brannon — Lafayette, 
LA 

Penelope H. Brill — Johan- 
nesburg, SA 

Robert W. Bruick — Texarkana, 
AR 

Craig Buettner — Lafayette, LA 
Frank Carroll — Shreveport, LA 
Christina Casten — Shreveport, 
LA 

David B. Cockrill — Gilmer, TX 
Edward A. Copeland — 
Shreveport, LA 

Larry N. Cossick — Shreveport, 
LA 
William D. Crommelin — 

Birmingham, AL 

Pamela Davis — Plain Dealing, 

LA 

Andrew Dewberry — Doyline, 

LA 

John C. Dingman — Houston, 

TXL 

Monte Dobson — Texarkana, 

AR 

Calvin Douglas — Shreveport, 

LA 

Chris Edwards — Mansfield, LA 

Richard C. Eglin — Shreveport, 

LA 

Angela Kay Evans — Mansfield, 

LA 

Elizabeth Evert — Little Rock, 

AR 

William C. Falbaum — 

Shreveport, LA 

Ronda E. Feaster — Haughton, 

LA 

Antoinette Fisher — Baton 

Rouge, LA 

Cindy R. Fitts— Shreveport, LA 

Doug Fleming — Chickasha, OK 

Karen Fletcher — Little Rock, 

Ar 

Mary Florence — Bossier City, 

LA 

Sean Thomas Foley — Dallas, 

TX 

Terry D. Foster — Linden, TX 

Dawn Fraser— Ft. McPherson, 

GA 

James Fricke — Cincinnati, OH 

Lauren D. Gaddy — Little Rock, 

AR 

Michael E. Gallops — Balch 

Springs, TX 

Jeffrey A. Goins — Leesville, 

LA 

Miriam Goins — Shreveport, LA 

Cynthia D. Greer — 

Franklinton, LA 

Michael D. Greene — 

Shreveport, LA 

Lori L. Griffin — Baker, LA 

Thomas B. Hadley — 

Shreveport, LA 

Betty Hall — Dallas, TX 

Gary Don Hall — El Dorado, AR 



Mary Lynn Hanson — Little 

Rock, AR 

Kim K. Harrison — Houston, TX 

Richard Harrison — Slidell, LA 

Amy Harrington — Dallas, TX 

Eric Hartness — Ft. Smith, AR 

Loree A. Haynes — Vivian, LA 

Christopher Heard — Green 

wood, LA 

Mary E. Hebert — New Iberia, 

LA 

Jeffrey Hilder — Powary, CA 

Kristi Hill — Mt. Pleasant, TX 

Jennifer T. Holland — 

Sdhreveport, LA 

Gary A. Holmes — Flint, Ml 

Therese Lynn Hudgins — Lake 

Charles, LA 

K. Christine Hughes — 

Texarkana, TX 

Lauri Humphreys — Mansfield, 

LA 

Lezlie J. Hunt — Dallas, TX 

Susan I Ming — Monroe, LA 

Velma E. Jacquin — Oran 

jested, Aruba 

Danny T. Jaynes — DeRidder, 

LA 

James K. Jenkins — Jackson, 

MS 

Lisa Gaye Jenson — Dallas, TX 

Melissa Johnson — Shreveport, 

LA 

Sue Joiner — Garland, TX 

Stephanie Joyce — Texarkana, 

TX 

Christine M. Keating — 

Houston, TX 

Allison M. Kinchen — Luling, 

LA 

Joey M. Kray — Lafayette, LA 

Shelly L. Lambrecht — 

Shreveport, LA 

John J. Lampshire — Lafayette, 

LA 

Melanie A. Lea — Shreveport, 

LA 

Blythe Lee — Dallas, TX 

John P. Lee— Shreveport, LA 

Hugh Lewing — Fort Smith, AR 

Terry Ann Liles — Dodson, LA 

Michael F. Louque — Baton 

Rouge, LA 

Mike Luter — Hot Springs, AR 

Margaret C. Marshall — 

Shreveport, LA 

Justin C. Martzell — 

Shreveport, LA 

Lorenze M. Maycher — 

Muskogee, OK 

Thaddeus C. Mayo — Lake 

Charles, LA 

John C. McCaherty — Bossier 

City, LA 

Jean E. McDowell — 

Texarkana, TX 

Stephanie K. Meinel — Monroe, 

LA 

Robert C. Miller — Baton 

Rouge, LA 

Ronald A. Molnar — 

Shreveport, LA 

Thomas Morse — Texarkana, 

TX 

Adam Lees Myers — Baton 

Rouge, LA 

Candi A. Nance — Shreveport, 

LA 

Charlene Newman — 

Wilmington, OH 

Noelle Nikpour — Shreveport, 

LA 

Kolby A. Nix — Texarkana, AR 

Ginger Penton — Sulphur, LA 

John Phillips — Tulsa, OK 

Renee E. Poole — Coushatta, 

LA 

Roy Prestwood — Converse, LA 

Mac Putnam — Abbeville, LA 

Uma M. Ramasamy — 

Bullawayo, FR 

Braun Ray — Little Rock, AR 

David L. Raymer — Kingwood, 

TX 



San Antonio, 
Shreveport, 



Suzanne Reasor 

TX 

Christine Reid 

LA 

Rebecca J. Rice— Edmond, OK 

Sally S. Rodgers — Texarkana, 

TX 

Matthew Rodieck — Little Rock, 

AR 

Anthony J. Rodio — Tualatin, 

OR 

Kathryn A. Rogers — Winn- 

sboro, LA 

Jennifer L. Royal — Texarkana, 

TX 

Holly D. Rucker — Hot Springs, 

AR 

Frank Sandoval — San 

Antonio, TX 

Stephen Sanguinette — Baton 

Rouge, LA 

Phillip Sanov — Gladewater, TX 

Crystal C. Sayes — Effie, LA 

Kathy Scherer — Minden, LA 

Dennis R. Schoen — Texarkana, 

AR 

Jennifer L. Schultz — Little 

Rock, AR 

Susan A. Scott — Little Rock, 

AR 

Sherrette Shaw — Shreveport, 

LA 

Sandra L. Sherrod — Little 

Rock, AR 

Joy Sikes — Gretna, LA 

Sharon Sue Skinner — 

Shreveport, LA 

Michael T. Slack — Shreveport, 
LA 

Amy Smith — Lufkin, TX 
Andrew Smith — Jackson, MS 
Kimberly F. Smith — Cottage 
Grove, MN 

Lisa E.Smith — Warner Robins, 
GA 

Renee Smith — Shreveport, LA 
Jill K. Sorensen — DeQueen, AR 
Marianne Spruell — Baton 
Rouge, LA 

Matthew Stephens— Hazlet, NJ 
Alisa D. Stevenson — DeQuincy, 
LA 

Kim Marie Stier — Bossier City, 
LA 

Lynn D. Storey — Shreveport, 
LA 

Robert Strano — Belleville, IL 
Laura Gail Sullivan — Lake 
Arthur, LA 

Paul W. Swindle — Florien, LA 
Tracy P. Taylor — Ft. Smith, 
AR 

Mark Terry — Logansport, LA 
Rachel H. Thomas — Jennings, 
LA 

Helen Thrasher — Baton Rouge, 
LA 

Shepard Townsend — Bir- 
mingham, AL 

Robbie L. Treadway — Chat- 
tanooga, TN 

Tina M. Tuminello — 
Shreveport, LA 

Thomas Ufert— Shreveport, LA 
Janwillie Vandenberg — APO 
New York, NY 

Susan C. Walker — Bossier City, 
LA 

Jeffrey W. Wallace — Baton 
Rouge, LA 

Ledonna A. Wallace — Gilmer, 
TX 

John Wanat — Phoenixville, PA 
Dana E . Ware — Shreveport, LA 
Bren'da L. Washington — Baton 
Rouge, LA 

Ian Webb — Shreveport, LA 
Judy Ann Williams — San 
Antonio, TX 

Gyron Wooldridge — Oil City, 
LA 

Mark A. Wren — Texarkana, 
AR 



Page 2— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, August 25, 1983 
As the word turns 



A lackadaisical lexicon 



By Clay Robertson 
Editor of The Conglomerate 

The following is a little dic- 
tionary of words that will un- 
doubtedly come up in con- 
versation during your first weeks 
at Centenary. 

Academics — Unfortunately 
what we're here for. It generally 
gets in the way of partying. 



Althea — Centenary's mascot 
and occasional guard dog. 

Basement — The cultural and 
academic hole under the library. 

C.P. — A course designed to 
enrich the cultural perspectives 
of new students, but which often 
leaves them culturally per- 
plexed. 

C.S.C.C. — The God Squad, 
enclaved in the Smith Building. 



YouVe got a friend 



Ybur Resident Assistant (RA) 
can become your stand-in 
mother, father, sister, brother, or 
even your best friend. 

According to Dick Anders, 
dean of students, "New students 
should make a special effort to 
get to know the RA's. The 
residence staff will be making 
the same effort, because in order 
for the relationship to be a good 
one, it must be a two-party ef- 
fort." 

RA's are the managers of the 
dorms. It is their responsibility to 
help students move in and un- 
derstand dorm and college 
policies. 

Students are encouraged to 
contact their RA *to clarify 
policies, answer questions, and 
help solve problems. No problem 
is considered too small - or too 
big. With a little effort, and a 



little time, the RA can become 
one of a student's best and most 
valuable friend. 

Resident Assistants for 1983-84 
are: 

Sexton: Nancy Jones (R. 155- 
R) and Roni Amels (Rm. 242-R) ; 
James Proper: Wynn Burton 
(Rm. 105-R), Kelly Crawford 
(Rm. 204-R), and Thurndotte 
Baughman (Rm. 220-R); James 
Annex: Carolyn Benham (Rm. 
201), Laura Montgomery (Rm. 
224), and Karen Armstrong (Rm. 
120); Hardin: Lisa King (Rm. 
205); Rotary: Don Barnes (Rm. 
137), Pierre Bellegarde (Rm. 
132), Dale Pynes (Rm. 237), and 
Tom Wuenschel (Rm. 306); 
Cline: Allan Todd (Rm. G-l), 
Todd Anders (Rm. N-3), John 
Yianitsas (Rm. 1-1), Satbir 
Bhatia (Rm. 316), and Perry 
Marcel (Rm. 336). 



THE CONGLOMERATE 

Clay Robertson Lea Ann Burelbach 

Co-Editors 

Business Manager Lynette Potter 

News Editor. Emily Canter 

Entertainment Editor Mickey Zemann 

Sports Editor Laura Luff 

Managing Editor Craig Coleman 

Layout Editor Lisa Illing 

Advertising Manager Lisa Illing 

Chief Photographer Chris Murphy 

Photographers Bob Thomas 

Rick Anders 

Scott Andrews 

Pierre Bellegarde 

Columnists Tina Hackett 

Larry Morse 
Betsy Camp 

Advisors Janie Flournoy 

Dr. Michael Hall 
Gary West 

Printer The Bossier Tribune 

Publishing Company 

The Conglomerate is written and edited by the students of 
Centenary College, 2911 Centenary Blvd., Shreveport, LA, 
71134-0188. The views presented are those of the staff and do 
not necessarily reflect administration policies of the college. 

The Conglomerate is published on a weekly basis except 
for summer school semesters, holidays, dead week, and 
examination periods. Subscription price is $9 per year. 

The Conglomerate welcomes letters to the editor and other 
contributions, but reserves the right to edit correspondence 
received and reject any and all contributions. Contributions 
become property of The Conglomerate. Letters must be 
accompanied with the name of the author. Deadline for copy 
is Sunday, 6:00 p.m. 



Caf — The chief source of 
leftovers and indigestion on 
campus. Also renowned for it's 
1,001 uses of mystery meat and 
rice. 

CHOR — A group of Centenary 
students who travel around the 
world, singing for their suppers. 

Crummy Gardens — Regar- 
dless of what you might hear, 
"Crummy Gardens" has 
traditionally been located bet- 
ween Jackson Hall and Kings 
Highway, and not next door to 
Hamilton Hall. 

Dick — A large, jovial, middle- 
aged man afflicted with an in- 
curable case of PATON- 
THEBACKATOSIS. 

Doc (or Dr. C.) — One of the 
seven dwarfs of the Business and 
Economics departments. 

Dorm Daddy — The only guy 
who can legally spend the night in 
the girls' dorms. 

Ducky Webfoot — The 
humorous side of Dr. Webb's 
personality which is all too often 
unseen by students. 

George's and P.K.'s — The Caf 

with waitresses, and the Caf with 
pizza and reeb, respectively. 

Hamilton Hall — The chief 
source of red tape and 
bureaucracy at Centenary 
College. 

Intramurals — An activity 
where students can show how 
uncoordinated they are on an 
indvidual, three-on-three, or 
team basis. 

Mr. -Mrs. degree — The 
department in which degree 
candidates receive a marraige 
certificate instead of a diploma. 

Money — The oil that keeps the 
school bureaucracy from grin- 
ding from dead slow to stop. 

Pineapple — A traditional 
Centenary symbol, often 
mistaken for a magnlia blossom. 

Reeb — The drink that made 
EEKUAWLIM famous, often 
served at such places as BUC 

EHT, S'. K.P., or S'DER 
LAYOR. 

S.G.A. — The Stagnant (or 
Silly) Government Association, 
depending on your dealings with 
them. 

S.U.B. — The student center, a 
fact which students often forget. 

Smitty, Gates, and Tolliver — 
Centenary's valiant security 
guards, who will lay down their 
lives to prevent you from parking 
on the wrong lot. 

Study room — One of many 
small rooms on the second floor 
of Magale Library, devoted to the 
activities you can't do in the 
regular library, like studying. 




Most of the 145,000 books in Magale Library may be checked out for a 
period of at least two weeks. Your Centenary ID is also your library 
card, so it is helpful to have it with you at all times. 

Magale Library is 
academic heart 



Magale Library has about 
145,000 volumes and about 800 
current magazines, as well as 
local, area, and national 
newspapers. The collection is 
housed on two floors according to 
the Dewey Decimal System. 
Current magazines, the micro- 
form room, the reference section, 
and music listening rooms are on 
the first floor. On the second floor 
there is a lounge area and group 
study rooms. 

There is one main card 




Hamilton 
Hotline 

Hamilton Hotline is an effort to 
open a line of communication 
between the student and the 
administration. The Conglomerate 
will accept written inquiries, 
signed and delivered to The 
Conglomerate office no later than 
Friday noon. 

Please, only legitimate 
questions accepted. 



catalogue with authors, titles, 
and subjects in alphabetical 
order according to subject. The 
last five drawers of the 
catalogue, following the Z's, 
contain cards for the record 
collection. 

Most books may be checked out 
for a period of at least two weeks. 
The due date is always on a 
Thursday and can be renewed by 
telephone. The fine is 10 cents per 
day for overdue books, so always 
remember to turn your books in 
on time. Your Centenary ID is 
also your library card, so it is 
helpful to have it with you at all 
times. 

Books for which there is a 
heavy demand are kept "On 
Reserve" behind the circulation 
desk. Most of these books must be 
used in the library. Others cir- 
culate from 1-7 days and are 
nonrenewable. 

The library provides a copy 
machine for student use at 10 
cents per copy. Ask for the key to 
the copy machine at the cir- 
culation desk. 

Library hours during the 
regular session are as follows: 

Mon.-Thurs.: 8 a.m.-12 mid- 
night 

Fri.: 8 a.m. -4:30 p.m. 

Sat.: 1 p.m. -5 p.m. 

Sun.: 2 p.m.-12 midnight 

Holiday hours will be posted. 

Any of the library staff will be 
glad to help you if you need help. 

Don't be shy about asking. 



Thursday, August 25, 1983— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 3 



AROUND CAMPUS 



ROTC 



Four ROTC Cadets from 
Centenary College completed the 
Army's ROTC Advanced Camp 
in July after six weeks of 
rigorous training at Fort Riley, 
which included physical training, 
field training exercises, small 
unit tactics, and maneuvers. 

Cadets John Robinson, Bill 
Zeller, Ed Hand, and Tom 
Marshall successfully completed 
the camp which further prepared 
them for an Army, Army 
Reserve, or National Guard 
commission as a Second 
Lieutenant. 

U.S. Army Captain Rick 
Foster, MSG Juventino Martinez, 
and MSG Odell Hardimon from 
Centenary's Military Science 
Department performed tem- 
porary duty at Fort Riley as 
instructors within their military 
specialty. 

The cadets said the training 
was exciting, challenging, and 
adventurous, but quickly added 
that they were glad to be back 
home in Shreveport. 

Husband-wife team 

Centenary's sixth husband- 
wife team has been named to the 
faculty and staff at the College. 

Fredrick Jefferson Hendricks, 
has been named assistant 
professor of English, and his wife 
Karen Lee Cole, has been named 
an admissions counselor. The 
appointments were announced by 
Dr. Dorothy B. Gwin, Dean of the 
College. 

Dr. Hendricks is a 1975 
graduate of Centenary where he 
earned his degree in English and 
Foreign Languages. He also 
holds a Diploma in British 
Studies from the University of 
Kent, England, Ludwig- 
Maximilian-Universitat in 
Munich, West Germany, and his 
M.A. and Ph.D. degrees from the 
University of Illinois. 

Ms. Cole, who is currently 
working on her Ph.D., is a cum 
laude graduate of Northeast 
Louisiana University. She has 
also studied at LSU-BR, Ludwig- 
Maximilians-Universitat in 
Munich, and the University of 
Illinois where she earned her 
master's degree in English and 
American Literature. (The other 
five couples are the Drs. Beth 
and Ed Leuck, Mr. and Mrs. John 
Lambert, Dr. and Mrs. Frank 
Carroll, Dr. and Mrs. Earle 
Labor, and the Drs. Betsy and 
Ken Boze.) 

School Rifle team 

Centenary's NCAA Varsity 
Rifle Team needs additional 



male and female shooters. All 
enrolled, full-time students are 
eligible to compete, experience 
not required. Team members 
will fire .22 caliber rifles at 50- 
foot targets on indoor ranges. 
Riflery has been declared a 
TAAC championship sport; 
conference championships will 
be held at the Mardi Gras 
tournament in Thibodaux, La., 
during March, 1984. Tryouts will 
be arranged by contacting the 
team coach, Capt. John Cooley, 
Military Science Department, 
basement Haynes Gym, 869-5194 
or 5403. 

Awards 

Bill Roberts, Sports in- 
formation director at Centenary 
College, has won two awards for 
publications he edited during the 
1982-83 school year. 

His basketball program was 
awarded a third place by the 
Louisiana Sports Writers 
Association, and his women's 
basketball poster won a second 
place in national competition 
sponsored by the College Sports 
Information Directors of 
America. 

Roberts is a graduate of the 
University of Texas-El Paso and 
has been a member of the Cen- 
tenary staff since 1981. 

Summer school 

A total of 1,018 students 
enrolled in Summer School at 
Centenary College, a 20 percent 
increase over last year. The 
increase was due, in large part, 
to an increase in the number of 
students in the PIPs program. 



Of the total number of students 
enrolled, 180 were un- 
dergraduates taking a total of 
1,063 hours and 838 were 
graduate students, taking a total 
of 2,833 hours. Most of the 
graduate students were working 
toward their master's degrees in 
education in either elementary, 
secondary, elementary school 
administration, secondary school 
administration or supervisor of 
instruction. 

Aetna grant 

Seven students at Centenary 
College have been awarded 
scholarships from the Aetna Life 
and Casualty Foundation 
Scholarship Grant, thanks to a 
$5,000 gift from the Aetna Life 
and Casualty Foundation. 
Centenary is one of 103 in- 
stitutions receiving a grant from 
Aetna this year. 

The students, chosen from 
scores of applicants, are 
Veronica Amels, daughter of Mr. 
and Mrs. Bernard John Amels of 
Papillion, Neb. ; Margaret 
Avard, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. 
Steven Lewis Avard Sr. of 
Sherman, Texas; Alyce 
Boudreaux, daughter of Mr. and 
Mrs. Robert O'Neil Boudreaux of 
Lake Charles; Marcie Bryant, 
daughter of Robert Rae Bryant 
and Mrs. Elsie L. Bryant of 
Shreveport; Kathy Scherer, 
daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Charles 
William Scherer of Minden; 
Jessica Soileau, daughter of Mr. 
and Mrs. J. Ashley Soileau of 
Ville Platte, and Kim Stier, 
daughter of the Rev. and Mrs. 
Larry Edward Stier of Bossier 
City. 



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Have you heard the news? 


The Centenary Bookstore has a 

new manager. 

Come by and see 

what's new. 



Articles 

Robert Ed Taylor, Chaplain 
and Associate Professor of 
Religion at Centenary College, 
will have four articles published 
in the Adult Leader during the 
1983-83 season. 

The articles, written at the 
request of Ms. Eleanor Moore, 
editor of the Adult Leader, are 
entitled The Authority of the 
Bible, The Inspiration of the 
Bible, The Interpretation of the 
Bible, and The Importance of the 
Old Testament. The first article 
will appear in the September 
issue of the periodical, which is 
published in Nashville, Tenn. 

The articles are designed to 
introduce the biblical studies that 
form a part of the Uniform Series 
of the International Sunday 
School Lessons that appear in the 
Adult Student. 

A member of the Centenary 
faculty since 1961, Chaplain 
Taylor recently completed a 
sabbatical semester. He did 
research at Perkins School of 
Theology's Bridwill Library and 
completed a seminar on 
Christology at Austin 
Presbyterian Theological 
Seminary. He will return to full- 
time teaching in the fall semester 
at Centenary. 

Smile 

Neil Johnson, instructor of 
photography at Centenary and a 
professional photographer, will 
again be taking The Yoncopin 
(yearbook) student pictures. 

Exact dates and times will be 
announced in the next few weeks. 



As in the past, Yoncopin pic- 
tures may be made in the 
location of your choice on 
campus, and they may be made 
individually or in groups. 
However, this year we will limit 
group pictures to include only one 
class year per group. In other 
words, all seniors, all juniors, all 
sophomores, or all freshmen 
would be eligible, but not a mixed 
group of sophomores and juniors 
in one group picture. 

For more information, contact 
Dawn Calhoun, editor of The 
Yoncopin. 

Allen named 

Bruce Wayne Allen has been 
named Assistant Professor of Art 
at Centenary College, where he 
studied art some 10 years ago. 

After graduating from Cen- 
tenary in 1975, Allen studied at 
the Academy of Fine Arts in 
Stuttgart, Germany, on a Rotary 
Fellowship. He earned is masters 
in fine arts at the University of 
Wyoming in 1981, and has served 
since then as the curator of 
Exhibitions at the Old West 
Museum in Laramie, Wyoming. 

Allen has had numerous 
exhibitions in Louisiana, 
Colorado, and Wyoming. He won 
an Honorable Mention in 1974 at 
the Holiday in Dixie Exhibit, and 
a second place in sculpture at the 
Creative Arts Symposium in Fort 
Collins, Colorado. 

While at Centenary, Allen 
served as a staff assistant at the 
Meadows Museum during its 
opening year. He has also served 
as the. publicity chairperson for 
the Wyoming Art Company 



The Admissions Office 
Welcomes You 




Centenary College 



Page 4— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, August 25, 1983 




The early student gets the classes, and Summer Orientation offered the 
perfect opportunity for incoming freshmen to do just that. Some 130 
freshmen and their parents were on hand for the June event. 



SHEER BEAT' . 

Fraternity life at Centenary offers a young man op- 
portunities to become actively involved with campus and 
community life. Throughout the year fraternities participate 
in many community, cultural, and social activities. The 
Pa jama, Mafia, Graveyard, and Jungle parties are just a 
few of the social activities sponsored by the fraternities on 
campus. 

The fraternities also spend time helping with various 
charitable activities as well, including Open Ear and the 
Christian Service Program. They also participate in 
numerous campus activities, such as Homecoming, High 
School Weekend, and graduation. 

Formal or "closed," Rush begins Sunday when the In- 
terfraternity Council (IFC) hosts a banquet for rushees in the 
South Dining Hall of Bynum Commons. Informal, or "open," 
Rush begins Monday, Sept. 5, at the conclusion of formal 
rush week, and continues throughout the semester. 

If a rushee decides not to pledge a fraternity during the 
week of formal rush he can participate in informal or "open" 
rush which gives him more time to make a decision about 
pledging a fraternity. 

Rush Schedule 

Sun., Aug. 28 — I.F.C. Banquet - Noon 
Mon., Aug. 29 - 7-10 p.m. — Fraternity open houses 
Tue., Aug. 30 - 7-10 p.m. —Fraternity open houses 
Fri., Sept. 2- 2-11 p.m. —Second preference parties 
Sat., Sept. 3 - 2-11 p.m. —First preference parties 

Sorority rush 

Greek life for women at Centenary is a great way for an 
incoming student to meet many of the active women on 
campus and become acquainted with the many facets of 
Centenary's student life. 

Whether or not you decide to become a part of the Greek 
system, Rush provides a valuable experience of meeting 
people and making friendships that will carry throughout 
your college days. Both of the women's sororities on 
campus, Chi Omega and Zeta Tau Alpha, offer their 
members close bonds, lasting friendships, service projects, 
and social activities to help develop a more well-rounded 
person. 

The schedule for 1983 women's rush is as follows : 
Sunday, Aug. 28 DoubleDip 7:30-8:30p.m. 

Monday, Aug. 29 Open Houses 6:00-6:30 p.m. 

6:45-7:15 p.m. 
7: 30-8 :00 p.m. 
8: 15-8:45 p.m. 

11:00-12:30 p.m. 

6:00-7:30 p.m. 
8:00-9:30 p.m. 

6:00-7:30 p.m. 
8:00-9:30 p.m. 

12:30-1:30 p.m. 
6:00-7:00 p.m. 
7: 15-8 :15 p.m. 
8:30-9:30 p.m. 

Sign Preference Blanks 10:00-ll:30p.m. 

Sunday, Sept. 4 Pick Up Bids 1:30 p.m. 



Tuesday, Aug. 30 Pick Up Invitations 
Invitational Parties 

Friday, Sept. 2 Invitational Parties 



Saturday, Sept. 3 



Pick Up Invitations 
Preference Parties 



When and where 



What to do 



all 



students. 



SA TURDA Y.AUGUST 27 

8:30 a.m. Orientation Registration for 

to Moore Student center 

9 : 45 a.m. Following registration, resident students move into residence 

halls, off-campus students (commuter) have I.D. cards made. 

10:00 a.m. Orientation Program for Parents (coffee, donuts, program) 
to Hurley Recital Hall 

11 :00 a.m. Welcome Dick Anders 

Centenary Campus Dick Anders 

Student Activities Kathy Heard 

Student Government Association President, Thurndotte Baughman 

College Chaplain. Rev. Robert Ed Taylor 

Cultural Perspectives Dr. Dorothy Gwin 

Business Matters Mr. Jessie Outlaw 

11 :00 a.m. Lunch for students and parents (Bynum Commons) 
to (Parents may purchase tickets at Hurley, SUB, or in 

12 : 00 noon Cafeteria) $5.00 per person 

12 : 00 noon Program 
to Dr. Webb 

'2:30 p.m. Dr. Gwin 

Mr. Anders 

12 : 45 p.m. Orientation Program for Parents (Kilpa trick Auditorium — 
to R. E. Smith Building) 

1 :30 p.m. Centenary's Faculty and History Dr. Earle Labor 

Housing, Medical Program, Class Attendance, etc Joy Jeffers 

Academic Policies and Cultural Perspectives Dr. Dorothy Gwin 

Financial Aid John Lambert 

1 : 30 p.m. Question and Answer period for parents 

to Refreshments 

2 : 00 p.m. (This concludes the Orientation Program for Parents) 

Students are free from 2 p.m. until 3 p.m. to visit with parents 
prior to their departure. 

For your convenience, the College Bookstore, located in the basement of Moore Student Union 
Building, will be open 2:00-4:00 p.m. 

The Business Office, Room 103 Hamilton Hall, will be open to parents wishing to pay on Student 
accounts and receive information from 1 :00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m. Mr. Outlaw is available for assistance. 

12: 45 p.m. Orientation Program for Students (Hurley Recital Hall) 

to The Student Handbook Dick Anders, Dean of Students 

2 :00 p.m. The Centenary Honor Code Chief Justice 

Cultural Perspectives 

Religious Activities Rev. Robert Ed Taylor 

Student Activities Kathy Heard 

Student Government Association Pres., Thurndotte Baughman 

The Campus — Security, etc Dick Anders 

Break and visit with parents prior to their departure 

English Exemption Exam (Library Basement 06) 

Dinner (Bynum Commons) 

Mandatory Dorm meetings for all new resident students 

Entertainment in Coffeehouse and/or 

Fraternity Open Houses. 



2:00-3:00 p.m. 
3: 00-5 :30 p.m. 
5: 30-6: 15 p.m. 
6:30-7:30 p.m. 
9:00p.m. 
to 
12:00 midnight 



SUNDAY, AUGUST 28 

7: 15-9:30 a.m. Breakfast (Bynum Commons) 
ll:00a.m.-12:00 Ecumenical Worship ( Brown Memorial Chapel ) 
12:00-l:00p.m. Lunch (Bynum Commons) 

I.F.C. Lunch (Men interested in Fraternities) South Cafeteria 
1 :30-3:00 p.m. Business Matters, Placement, Financial Aid, R.O.T.C. Program etc. 

(Hurley Recital Hall) 
3:00-4:30 p.m. Faculty Reception (Meet in Main Dining Hall) 
4:30-6:30 p.m. Introduction to Campus Organizations 

(Moore Student Center) 
7:30-9:00 p.m. Panhellenic Double Dip (Women interested in Sororities) 

Kilpa trick Auditorium 
9:00 P.M. -12 m. All-Campus Dance (Moore Student Center) 

MOJSDA Y, A UGUST 29 

7: 15-9:30 a.m. Breakfast (Bynum Commons) 
8:00 A.M. -12 n. Pre-Registered Students complete registration 
8:00 a.m.-12 n. New Student Advising (for all who have not pre-registered 
for classes) Advisor's Office 
11:30 a.m.-l : 15 p.m. Lunch (Bynum Commons) 
1 : 00-4 : 00 p.m. Registration for New Students 
4:30-6: 15 p.m. Dinner (Bynum Commons) * 
10:15 p.m. Residence Hall meetings (all resident students) 



THE 



CCN'GILC/HIEIEaVIIIE 



Vol. 78, No. 2 



Shreveport, Louisiana 



September 1, 1983 




Fire 

by Emily Canter 
News Editor 

At approximately 12:05 p.m., 
Tuesday, August 30, Jack Reagan 
and several follow choir members 
climbed the stairs to the "choir 
loft" located in the renovated attic 
of Mickle Hall. The choir was 
scheduled to perform at 12:15 for 
Mr. and Mrs. Seisi Kato of Japan, 
where Mr. Kato presides as 
Chairman of the Board of Toyota. 
Jack and his friends were 
checking on the possibility of a 
pre-performance rehearsal, but 
they found more than they had 
expected. 

As the Centenary College Choir 
finished a Gershwin medley and 
took their bows for their foreign 
fans, John Yiunitsas had a rather 
important message for director 
Will Andress. "I don't want to ruin 
your day," John said, "but 
Mickle's burning." 

John Reagan had set off the fire 
alarm immediately after spotting 
signs of fire in the loft. "There was 
smoke coming from under the 
door and the noise sounded like 
the roof was ready to cave in," he 
said. 

Within 10 minutes seven 
companies of the Shreveport Fire 
Department were pulling into 
position, among them 1 platform 
truck, 1 ladder truck, and 2 rescue 
squads. 

According to Fire Chief Roy J. 
Rothell, the fire was a difficult 

English Language Center 
closes its doors 



and slow one to fight. Because of 
the possibility of nxious gases 
from the chemistry labs on the 
third floor, the firemen wore 
masks and used their entire air 
supply before they got the blaze 
under control. 

The damage was extensive, 
destroying the entire attic area 
and inevitably causing water and 
smoke damage to the floors below. 
Actual monetary costs of the fire 
were unavailable. 

Perhaps most tragic of all was 
the loss of irreplaceable 
memorabilia belonging to the 
Centenary College Choir. 
Scrapbooks dating back to the 
choir's inception in 1942, and some 
unduplicated pictures of the 
choir's international concerts 
were lost. Some older costumes 
and many volumes from the 
choir's extensive music library 
were also destroyed, though all 
music stored in file boxes suffered 
little damage. 

The fire was determined to have 
started in a storage closet yet it's 
cause is, as yet, uncertain. 
Though not suspected, a routine 
investigation for signs of arson 
will be made. 

The loss of the choir loft is 
sorely felt among the members of 
the choir and much of the student 
body, though for some, life goes on 
as usual. As one bystander 
commented, "The building 
burned. These things happen." 



s choir loft 




By Clay Robertson 
Editor of The Conglomerate 

The end of the Summer 
Semester of 1983 marked the end 
of Centenary's English Language 
Center (E.L.C.). Designed to 
provide language skills and 
cultural orientation for 

international students who enroll 
in United States' colleges, the 
E.L.C. finally succumbed to 
financial difficulties which had 
plagued it in recent years. 

Originally established for 
income, according to Dr. Dorothy 
Gwin, Dean of the College, the 
English Language Center had, in 
lucent years, been unable to pay 
)ts own expenses, and was going to 



be a drain on the regular 
undergraduate program. 

Problems involving E.L.C. 
recruitment and the E.L.C. staff 
can also be attributed to money. 
Traditionally, Centenary has 
relied on "word-of-mouth" 
recruitment, and recruitment 
through various embassies for 
students for the English Language 
Center. When this method failed to 
bring a sufficient number of 
foreign students to Centenary, 
direct recruitment was 

attempted, in a last ditch effort to 
save the program. The college's 
attempt at direct recruitment 
involved a trip to Venezuela by 
former director of the E.L.C, 

(Continued on page 3) 



Members of the Shreveport Fire Department work to contain a fire in Mickle Hall which destroyed the 

fourth floor home of the Centenary Choir. ( Photograph by Gus G ustovich , The Shreveport Journal ) 



President's 
Convocation 

"He who can, does; 

he who cannot... teaches!" 

G. B. Shaw 



Centenary College 
President Donald A. Webb 
will explore these thoughts of 
George Bernard Shaw at the 
President's Convocation 
Thursday, Sept. 8, at 11 a.m. 
in Brown Memorial Chapel. 

This first convocation of 
Centenary's 158th academic 
year is open to the public. 

The faculty will process in 
full academic regalia, preced- 
ed by the Class of 1984. Music 
will be by William C. Teague, 
organ, and the Centenary Col- 
lege Choir. 




Choir member Kathy Snelling seeks comfort from Choir Director Dr. 

Will Andress. (Photograph by Gus Gustovich, The Shreveport Journal) 



Page 2— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, September 1, 1983 

Editorial 

A Statement of Principles 



be unable to discern the reporter's 
personal feelings about the 
subject of the article. 

In conclusion, The 

Conglomerate is your newspaper. 
That is a fact which I cannot 
stress enough. While I have stated 
the duties of The Conglomerate, 
we must not forget the 
responsibilities of the student. It 
/ should be duty of all Centenary 
students, regardless of 

classification, to actively 
participate in campus affairs. The 
Conglomerate provides a means 
for your participation, if you will 
only use it. 

Clay Robertson 
Editor of The Conglomerate 



While looking through Bartlett's 
Familiar Quotations for a 
quotation about journalism or 
newspapers to include in this 
column, I stumbled upon a 
quotation which sums up my 
feelings about The Conglomerate. 
It appeared in a Chicago 
newspaper, and it goes something 
like this — "It is a newspaper's 
duty to print the news and raise 
hell." 

To that quotation, I will make 
one addition. I firmly believe that 
it is the duty of any newspaper, 
great or small, to print the truth, 
in a manner as unbiased as 
humanly possible. It is my hope 
that a student reading any news 
article in The Conglomerate will 

Toyota chairman 
visits Centenary 

Seisi Kato, retired chairman of the Board of Toyota Motor 
Sales Co., Ltd., was an honored guest on the Centenary 
campus Tuesday. 

His visit was highlighted with a concert by the Centenary 
College Choir, which he hosted only two months ago in Tokyo. 

He also had an opportunity to see Mrs. Maida Mickle, a 
longtime friend. Mr. Kato credits her husband, former 
Centenary President Joe Mickle, with his involvement in the 
automotive industry. It was Dr. Mickle, then teaching in 
Japan, who got the young graduate a job at GM Japan. "This 
unexpected entry into the automotive industry marked the 
beginning of a half a century of personal devotion to motor 
vehicles and a devotion to the Mickle family," Mr. Kato said. 

This was Mr. Kato's second visit to the College; last May he 
spoke at Centenary's 7th National Free Enterprise 
Conference. 



THE CONGLOMERATE 

Clay Robertson Lea Ann Burelbach 

Co-Editors 

Business Manager Lynette Potter 

News Editor Emily Canter 

Entertainment Editor Mickey Zemann 

Sporis Editor Laura Luff 

Managing Editor Craig Coleman 

Layout Editor Lisa Illing 

Advertising Manager Lisa Illing 

Chief Photographer Chris Murphy 

Photographers Bob Thomas 

Rick Anders 

Scott Andrews 

Pierre Bellegarde 

Columnists Tina Hackett 

Larry Morse 
Betsy Camp 

Advisors JanieFlournoy 

Dr. Michael Hall 
Gary West 

p rmter The Bossier Tribune 

Publishing Company 

The Conglomerate is written and'edited by the students of 
Centenary College, 2911 Centenary Blvd., Shreveport, LA, 
71134-0188. The views presented are those of the staff and do 
not necessarily reflect administration policies of the college. 

The Conglomerate is published on a weekly basis except 
for summer school semesters, holidays, dead week, and 
examination periods. Subscription price is $9 per year. 

The Conglomerate welcomes letters to the editor and other 
contributions, but reserves the right to edit correspondence 
received and reject any and all contributions. Contributions 
become property of The Conglomerate. Letters must be 
accompanied with the name of the author. Deadline for copy 
is Sunday, 6:00 p.m. ^^ 




Elberta McKnight, a 1983 graduate of Centenary, teams up with Oscar Cloyd Realty for a new tradition. 



Cloyd is also a graduate of Centenary College. 



ABOUND CAMPUS 



Scholarship 



A $5,000 endowed scholarship 
has been established at Centenary 
College in honor of the 44th 
birthday of Stephen Francis 
Robinson. The scholarship was 
funded by Donald M. Danvers, an 
assistant professor of 

mathematics at Centenary. Mr. 
Robinson has been a close friend 
of the College and of the Danvers 
family for many years. 

The student receiving the 
scholarship must be enrolled in at 
least one course in mathematics, 
foreign language, music, or 
religion, and must earn at least a 
B in the course to continue on the 
scholarship in the next semester. 



Basic camp 

Four Centenary College 
students completed the Army 
ROTC Basic Camp this summer 
at Fort Knox, Ky. William G. 
Fuller, IV, Jack D. Regan, C. 
Adam Harbuck, and David G. 
Shoffner were among more than 
2,000 college men and women 
from across the country who 
completed the six-week, intensive 
Basic Camp training which will 
allow them the option of enrolling 
in the ROTC Two-Year Program 
designed for students who did not 
complete Basic Course 

requirements during their 
freshman and sophomore years in 
college. 

Each of the four students were 
paid for their time and efforts, 
travel expenses, and received free 
room and board while at the 
camp. According to Fuller "It was 
a very challenging and enjoyable 
experience that would be 
beneficial to anyone." 



Magale exhibit 

Paintings by Jasmine Morelock 
will be on view in the Library 
foyer Aug. 31 through Sept. 30. 



Shreveport Opera 

Season tickets for Shreveport 
Opera's four-performance season 
are available for as little as $1 per 
performance. 

Student tickets, which may be 
purchased from the Shreveport 
Opera Office, 227-9503, range in 
price from $4 to $40 for all four 
productions. 

The season includes a recital by 
Metropolitan Opera star Judith 
Blegen on Sunday, Sept. 11; "The 
Tales of Hoffmann," Sunday, Oct. 
23; "Lucia," Satruday, Feb. 18, 
and "The King and I," Saturday, 
April 28. 

An Officer and 

A Gentleman 

Reserve Officer Training Corps 
(ROTC) Cadet William E. Zeller 
was commissioned a U.S. Army 
Second Lieutenant Tuesday, Aug. 
16, at a ceremony conducted at 
Centenary College. 2nd Lt. Zeller 
was the first officer to be 
commissioned from Centenary's 
ROTC program since it was 
reinstated following a 20-year 
absence from the school's 
curriculum. Zeller will report to 
Fort Knox, Ken., for active duty 
Thursday, Sept. 8, as an Armored 
Calvary Officer. Zeller's wife, 
Cassandra, and father, Earle 
Zeller, pinned on his 2nd Lt. rank 
insignia. Guest speaker at the 
ceremony was Edwin C. 
Harbuck, who had graduated 
from Centenary in 1956 and also 
received an Army commission 
from Centenary's ROTC 
program the same year. 

Chatuaqua lectureship 

An accredited course in 
Judaica has been endowed for the 
1983-84 academic year to 
Centenary College by the Jewish 
Chautauqua Society Resident 
Lectureship program. The 
lectureship will be held by Rabbi 
David Lefkowitz, Jr. of 
Congregation B'nai Zion. 

Rabbi Lefkowitz attended the 
University of Texas before 



transferring to the University of 
Cincinnati, where he received a 
Bachelor of Arts degree in 1932. 
He then entered Hebrew Union 
College-Jewish Institute of 
Religion in Cincinnati, receiving 
a Bachelor of Hebrew Letters 
degree and his rabbinic 
ordination in 1939. The rabbi 
earned a Doctor of Theology 
degree from Pike's Peak 
Seminary in 1953. He received an 
honorary Doctor of Divinity from 
The Centenary College of 
Louisiana in 1956 and another 
honorary Dpctor of Divinity from 
Hebrew Union College-JIR in 
1962. 

The endowment at Centenary 
College is one of five grants 
awarded to the state of Louisiana 
this year and is part of 136 
lectureships granted this year 
nationwide. 

The Jewish Chautauqua 
Society is the educational project 
of the National Federation of 
Temple Brotherhoods, whose aim 
has been to perpetuate the 
advancement of Reform Judaism 
through understanding and 
education. The JSC is dedicated 
to the improvement of inter-faith 
relations and accomplishes this, 
in part, through the endowment 
of courses on Judaica at 
universities throughout the 
United States and Canada. 

The Society also sponsors 
rabbinic visits to college 
campuses, donates books to 
college libraries and distributes a 
film library in its efforts to bring 
about a better understanding of 
people of all faiths. 

Cheerleaders needed 

Centenary needs cheerleaders 
for the upcoming basketball 
season. If you're interested please 
contact Libby Taylor, phone 869- 
5131. Both male and female 
cheerleaders are needed, so 
everyone is encouraged to apply. 
And remember, real men do lead 
cheers. 



Gold Dome repairs progress 



Thursday, September 1, 1983— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 3 



By Clay Robertson 
Editor of The Conglomerate 

As the 1983-84 basketball season 
draws near, work continues on the 
Gold Dome, in an effort to install 
the Dome's new fiberglass ceiling. 

In a recent interview, Dr. 
Darrell Loyless, Vice President of 
the College, reported that the 
Dome would be ready in time for 
the first game of the basketball 
season, barring any unforeseen 
difficulties. Originally it had been 
hoped that repairs would be 
completed by Oct. 15, the first day 
of team practice, but those hopes 
proved, however, to be 
"unrealistic." It is now the 
Administration's hope that work 
will be completed in time for the 
basketball teams to be able to 
have some practice time in the 
Gold Dome before the regular 
season begins. 

The diamond-shaped panels 
which will compose the Dome's 
new ceiling arrived Aug. 29, and 
will mark the beginning of the 
next phase of what Dr. Loyless 
described as a "monumental 
project." Though the panels 
arrived later than expected, thus 
delaying the entire project, the 
repair work is only a few days 
behind schedule. According to Dr. 
Loyless, such a small delay could 
be called "a miracle." The next 
phase of the project will involve 
the installation of the panels, 
much like a "big puzzle." 

The Gold Dome's new ceiling 




covered with vinyl. It will also be 
more economical than the old 
blow-in ceiling. According to Dr. 
Loyless, the Dome's new ceiling 
will hold heating and cooling 
better as well as being more light 
reflective (providing a 30 percent 
savings in electricity). 

There will, of course, be some 
scheduling changes involving 



Coffeehouse management makes changes 



Have you been to the 
Coffeehouse... lately? You may 
have noticed the new sign, the new 
floor, and the nifty new soft drink 
dispenser (six kinds, not four). 
And now you may be asking the 



question "How did all of this 
happen?" Well, we are pleased to 
announce that the Coffeehouse is 
under new management, with a 
manager who remembers being a 
customer, and the result is a 



E. L. C 



(Continued from page 1) 



Miss Dorothy Rambin. Miss 
Rambin's trip included visits to 
several private schools in 
Venezuela and lead to one 
recruitment for Centenary. 
Another problem which has beset 
the English Language Center 
involves its faculty. As students of 
varying levels of knowledge and 
proficiency enter the E.L.C., it 
becomes necessary to maintain a 
separate faculty for each level of 
proficiency. 

The problems ofthe English 
Language Center did not cease 
once students were recruited. 
While regular undergraduate 
programs last for four years, 
students in the E.L.C. generally 
attend for from 9 months to one 
year. This makes for little carry 
over from year to year within the 
E.L.C. All-too-often, E.L.C. 
students do not continue their 
education at Centenary following 
the completion of their program in 
the English Language Center. In 
many cases, the students' native 



country chooses their major for 
them, and will not accept 
Centenary's degree program. 

It was with these problems in 
mind that the Personnel and 
Economic Policy Committee 
(P.E.P.) began its deliberations 
concerning the future of the 
English Language Center in 
January, 1983. The P.E.P. 
Committee withheld a decision on 
the matter until late Spring, when 
projected E.L.C. enrollment 
failed to meet levels necessary for 
the continuation of the program. It 
was at that point the decision was 
made to close the E.L.C. following 
the conclusion of the Summer 
Semester. 

Centenary will, according to 
Dean Gwin, still attempt to recruit 
international students, despite the 
closing of the English Language 
Center. Recruitment will once 
again involve word-of-mouth and 
embassy recruitment, and will be 
for our regular undergraduate 
programs. 



variety of changes made to make 
it easier for you to get what you 
need and want from the 
Coffeehouse. Remember being 
turned down for change? Not 
anymore. We know that the 
washing machines do not take five 
dollar bills. Also we are 
introducing some yummy new 
products for your eating and 
drinking pleasure, such as an 
incredible variety of Dannon 
Yogurt (13 flavors!) 

We've got new hours, too. Now 
you have got a choice for late 
nights (not just James Lobby). 
Come to the Coffeehouse on 
Friday and Saturday night — 
we're open until one in the 
morning! 

No full meal ticket, but still 
hungry before class? We're open 
then, too! But you may not have 
enough dough, right? Well, don't 
worry because we'll give it to you. 
That's right, every morning 
during the week of September 5-9 
we're giving away free do-nut 
holes. That's the week leading up 
to the BIG GRAND OPENING! 
It's going to be a Hawaiian Luau 
Friday night, September 9th. 

Something else to look forward 
to in October is ROCKY HORROR 
NIGHT! 

So come on down to the HOUSE 
— the Coffeehouse, that is, and 
enjoy an ice cold root reeb. 



Workers erect scaffolding inside the Gold Dome where the ceiling is 

being replaced with a vinyl covering. The scaffolding is being wheeled 
around on pieces of plywood used to protect the gym floor surface. Work 
is scheduled for completion by November. In the meantime, Centenary 
athletics have found a home in Haynes Gym. 

will consist of fiberglass panels Intramurals, due to the fact that 



Haynes Gym will be used for 
varsity basketball practice until 
repairs on the Gold Dome are 
completed. According to Dr. 
Victoria LaFevers, Director of 
the Intramural Committee, 
scheduling changes would involve 
running Intramural football and 
co-ed volleyball concurrently. 



Cafeteria Schedule 

Thursday, September 1 Friday, September 2 



Lunch 

French Dip Sandwich 
Fried Breaded Squash 
Chicken Chow Mein & 
Noodles 



Lunch 

Corndogs & Tater-Tots 

Shrimp Creole 

Rice 

Garlic Bread 



Dinner Dinner 

Creole Pork Chops Chicken Renaissance 

Rice HamburgerPie 
Open Face Turkey Sandwich 



Saturday, September 3 

Lunch 

Grilled Ham & Cheese 

Sandwich 

Chicken Pot Pie 

Cornbread 



Sunday, September 4 

Lunch 

Honey Glazed Ham 

Yam Patties 

Italian Green Beans 

Stuffed Bell Peppers 



Dinner 




Salisbury Steak 




Mashed Potatoes 




HotTuna Casserole 




Tuesday, September 6 


Wednesday, September 7 


Lunch 


Lunch 


Hot Dogs with Chili 


Beef Boys with Hot Cheese 


French Fries 


Sauce 


Beef Tips with Rice 


Chicken & Dumplings 


Hot Rolls 


Cornbread 


Dinner 


Dinner 


Steak 


Spaghetti with Meatballs 


Baked Potatoes 


Garlic Bread 


Broccoli Au Gratin 


Turkey Devan 



Be Aware! Coming Soon! 

Worship 11:00 a.m. 

Brown Chapel 

Sunday, Sept. 11 

You are invited 

Chaplain's Office 




Blake Edwards' 

The Return 

Of The 
Pink Panther 

with Peter Sellers 



Showing Friday, Sept. 2, 9:30 in 
the S.U.B. 






Page 4— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, September 1, 1983 



Choir optimistic about clean-up 



By Carole Powell 

Over 30 members of the 
Centenary College Choir met at 
Murrell's Restaurant (Murrell's 
treat) Tuesday afternoon less 
than two hours after the choir loft 
on the fourth floor of Mickle Hall 
was gutted by fire. 

They met with choir director 
Will Andress and Centenary 
College President Donald Webb to 
discuss the losses sustained in the 
fire. 

Dr. Webb told those assembled 
that the choir must set the mood 
for the College in its reaction tc 
the fire and encouraged the 
singers to keep their spirits up. 

When questioned about the 
fire's effect upon the group, Dr. 
Andress said that no scheduled 
events will be cancelled. "The 
playhouse has offered us their 
facilities to rehearse and to store 
the wardrobes and other things 
that were in the choir truck at the 
time of the fire," he said. "It will 
be difficult to learn "Rhapsody" 
music because all the copies of 
music were destroyed except 
three sets — mine and those of the 
two accompanists . " 

Most choir members were 
optimistic and in good spirits as 
they awaited the fire 
department's permission to enter 
the loft to begin clean-up and 
salvage work. 

The choir will sing Thursday at 
the Media Luncheon in the SUB. 
"We'll have a good cry today, but 
start cleaning up tonight," Dr.* 
Andress said. "The show must gc' 
on." 





(Above photo) While such things as the charred piano in the 
foreground can be replaced, much of the 40 years of choir 
memorabilia destroyed in Tuesday's fire is irreplaceable. 





Fire hoses reach through Mickle Hall's fourth story windows. 

■ 



KTBS reporter Jody Eldred interviews Jack Reagan, a member of the 
Centenary College Choir, who discovered the fire. 





Dr. Will Andress tell choir members the extent of the damage as 
President Donald Webb looks on. 



Dr. Darrell Loyless, Vice 

President of the College (right), fe 

and Dr. Andress watch as the fire While the choir loft suffered extensive damage, third floor chemistry Members of the Shreveport Fire Department wind down after the fire 

takes its toll on Mickle Hall. labs also suffered water damage. was extinguished at 1 : 28 p.m. 




THE 

CCNGILCMIEKAYIE 



Vol. 78, No. 3 



Shreveport, Louisiana 



September 8, 1983 



K.S.C.L. robbery 
remains a mystery 



by Clay Robertson 
Editor of The Conglomerate 

Sometime between 8:15 p.m., 
September 1, and 1:30 p.m., 
September 2, K.S.C.L., Cen- 
tenary's student radio station, 
was broken into by an as yet 
unknown culprit. 

Janitors cleaning the second 
floor of the Student Union 
Building discovered the radio 
station's door ajar at about 8:00 
a.m., September 2, and notified 
Campus Security. Officer James 
"Smitty" Smith answered the 
janitors' calls and discovered the 
station to be a mess. Officer 
Smith delayed filing a report on 
the incident until personnel from 
K.S.C.L. could inspect the 
damage. At 1:30 p.m., K.S.C.L. 
program director, Frank Serio, 
found the station's door once 
again ajar, and discovered the 
theft and vandalism. Shortly 



thereafter members of the 
Shreveport Police Department 
were called into the in- 
vestigation. 

The major damage to K.S.C.L. 
came in the form of the theft of a 
professional cassette .-tape 
player, valued at $600, and $700 
worth of albums. The albums 
stolen included all of the station's 
top 35 albums and 65 of 75 
recently received albums. Ac- 
cording to Program Director 
Serio, the theft of the albums was 
"systematic," and the thief knew 
exactly what to steal to most 
interfere with the station's 
operation. The thief, in a further 
act of "mindless violence," 
proceeded to scatter 75 percent of 
K.S.C.L. 's record collection, until 
the control room was "knee deep 
in records." 

Police are still investigating 
the crime and at this writing 
have not reached a solution. 




Centenary students (1. to r.) Lee Morgan, Talbot Hopkins, and Todd Moore are seen here at St. John's 
College at Oxford, where they studied British literature as part of the Oxford Summer Studies Program. 



Sandy Beaches for Pooped Profs? 



By Robert Ed Taylor 
Chaplain of the College 

The official word came in the 
middle of November through the 
Dean's office from the Personnel 
and Economic Policy Committee 
— I had been granted a 
"sabbatical" for the spring 
semester of 1983! My joy was 
exceeded only by the enigmatic 
and halting reactions of some 
students. As I shared with them 
this good news, questions arose, 
"Where will you go — how long 
will you be gone?"; comments 
were made, "Say, that's nice to 
have a whole semester's 
vacation!" Others raised visions 
of their professor lolling on the 
beach or exploring some exotic 
city of the east. Nice try, but it 
was only a projection of what 
some students might do if they 
had a sabbatical ! 

Some were kind enough to say, 
"Be sure to come back." Others 
hesitantly asked, "Will you be 
back in the fall...?" as if a 
sabbatical might be a disguised 
way of ejecting a prof from the 
academic fold. 




Dr. Robert Ed Taylor, Chaplain of 
Centenary College 

What is a sabbatical? As 
practiced among many 

universities and colleges, a 
sabbatical is the release of a 
teacher from regular duties for 
one or two semesters so that- 
he/she might "pursue special 
studies, enhance his/her 
instructional skills, or enlarge 
professional expertise and 
general cultural development." 
Ordinarily, a sabbatical program 
provides that the professor is paid 
his or her regular salary during 
this period of absence from usual 
responsibilities. 



The modern practice of 
sabbatical reaches back to 
ancient Semitic cultures as 
evidenced in the Old Testament. 
Hebrew law provided that every 
seven years the fields should lie 
fallow, or be removed from 
cultivation for that year. It was a 
time of cessation from regular use 
or responsibility. 

Through the special efforts of 
President Webb and Dean Gwin 
Centenary inaugurated a 
sabbatical program for the 
faculty in 1979. Dr. Rosemary 
Seidler of the Chemistry 
Department, Dr. Earle Labor of 
the English Department, and Dr. 
Alton Hancock of the History 
Department have participated in 
this program since its inception. 
Dr. Stan Taylor of the Chemistry 
Department and Professor 
William Teague of the Music 
Department will be on sabbatical 
in the 1983-84 school year. 
1. Faculty Handbook, Centenary 
College, pg. 51 

My own sabbatical was not 
spent in far away places with 
strange sounding names (unless 



Dallas and Austin turn you on!) 
but in nearby cities and 
universities, including Shreve- 
port. My request for a sab- 
batical emanated from a 
desire to spend additional study in 
academic interests and pursuits. 
My work as chaplain, and other 
administrative tasks, usually 
demand a significant amount of 
time away from "the books". 
Concentration on academics 
would be helpful personally and 
would reflect positively in the 
classroom. 

My time was divided between 
writing, research and general 
studies. I spent several weeks 
preparing three articles for 
publication, each of these dealing 
with biblical interpretation. A rich 
experience was participation in a 
seminar on the doctrine of Christ 
at Austin Presbyterian Seminary. 
Most rewarding was the time 
spent at Perkins School of 
Theology, Southern Methodist 
University doing research in 
biblical hermeneutics. While 
there I was a Willson lecturer in 
the University Worship program. 
Attendance at the American 



Academy of Religion's regional 
meeting in April provided a 
number of provocative lectures. 

One goal, delayed several years 
by lack of time was the 
development of visual aids for Old 
and New Testament survey 
courses. That project was 
initiated and will be used in the 
fall courses. General reading, 
particularly in modern biography, 
rounded out my intellectual 
pursuits. Alas, no sandy beaches 
or mystifying cities ! 

Usually when a faculty member 
is on sabbatical other members of 
the Department shoulder part of 
his work. I am most grateful to 
several staff members, 

particularly Drs. Pomeroy and 
Emler, for their assumption of 
additional duties such as 
advising! 

It is good to be back in a full- 
time relationship at the College, 
refreshed and anticipating a 
splendid year with student and 
faculty colleagues. I am grateful 
to those who make possible the ' 
sabbatical program. 



Page 2— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, September 8, 1983 



Rose Garden 

"Tthink it's beautiful!" 



Well folks, it's finished, and I 
think it's beautiful. 

If you're not sure what I refer 
to, I speak of the new Hodges Rose 
Garden. And for those of you who 
are not familiar with the 
opposition this little garden met, 
let me fill you in. 

The garden was built and 
stocked thanks to money from a 
quarter million dollar donation by 
Bill and Sarah James. The 
project, part of Centenary's 
Master Plan for development, was 
begun in February of last 
semester and the finishing 
touches were added just this 
month 

The Hodges Rose Garden is 
planted with eighteen varieties of 



flowers and shrubs, scheduled to 
bloom at least one flower the 
entire year through, and features 
the "Centenary Rose," a flower 
bred especially for us in 
California. 

And in addition to the 
construction of the garden, money 
was set aside in a trust for its 
perpetual care. 

So what opposition could this 
little garden have brought about? 

Well, it was a popular opinion 
during construction that the 
monies designated for the garden 
could have been better spent 
elsewhere on campus. Building 
maintenance, technical equip- 
ment, and library books were a 
few alternatives suggested. 




Work on the Hodges Rose Garden is now completed. Dedication 
ceremonies will be October 6. (photograph by Jim Ogden) 



THE CONGLOMERATE 

Clay Robertson - Lea Ann Burelbach 

Co-Editors 

Business Manager Lynette Potter 

News Editor Emily Canter 

Features Editor. Carole Powell 

Entertainment Editor Mickey Zemann 

Sports Editor Laura Luff 

Copy Editor Susan Illing 

Managing Editor Craig Coleman 

Layout Editor Lisa Illing 

Advertising Manager Lisa Illing 

Chief Photographer Chris Murphy 

Photographers Bob Thomas 

Rick Anders 
Jim Ogden 

Columnists Tina Hackett 

Larry Morse 
Betsy Camp 

Advisors Janie Flournoy 

Dr. Michael Hall 
Gary West 

Printer The Bossier Tribune 

Publishing Company 

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Centenary College, 2911 Centenary Blvd., Shreveport, LA, 
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not necessarily reflect administration policies of the college. 

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Words from 
Wonderland 



True, these were all causes 
worthy of attention, but there was 
one stipulation in the grant of the 
large sum of money. The money 
was to be used for construction, 
cultivation, and care of a rose 
garden, and a rose garden alone. 
No garden, no $250,000. 

This is not to say that the James 
family has been ungenerous to the 
school. Quite the contrary. They 
have been instrumental in 
enlarging dormitory space (T.L. 
James Dorm), providing for 
academic posts (the T.L. James 
Chair of Religion is currently held 
by Dr. W. E. Pomeroy), and 
numerous donations for other 
projects. Far from ungenerous. 

So, I say it's finished and, I 
think, very attractive. And, after 
all, how many colleges can boast 
of their own rose in the school 
color. 

Emily Canter 
News Editor 



By Betsy Camp 

Welcome to Wonderland! This 
is a place where I examine life in 
general and reduce it to an 
amusing series of vignettes. This 
week, in keeping with the Back to 
School theme of this issue of The 
Conglomerate, I will give you 
some helpful hints on meeting new 
people and avoiding or rectifying 
the problems usually associated 
with this trying situation. 

The first problem that is usually 
encountered is MAKING 
CONVERSATION. Oh sure, you 
can take the easy way out and 
resort to such questions as: 
"Where are you from?", "What's 
your major?", and "What's your 
name?" However, these are 
cliche' and rarely lead to lasting 
conversations. 

I prefer sure-fire questions such 
as: "Do you want to see my 
salamander farm?", and "Wasn't 
your father the one who was 
recently convicted of bribing a 
public official?" I guarantee both 
of the questions will drag a 
response from even the most 
reluctant freshman. 



The next difficulty and often thl I 
most embarassing is 

REMEMBERING NAMES. If § 
you're like me, names vanisf f 
from your mind as quickly 
historical dates. Therefore, I ha\ 
developed a system to avoil 
sticky social situations. Ml 
system is this: Pick one f email 
and one. male name and addresi 
everyone whose actual name y« 
are unsure of by the same name. I 

When choosing a name, ycl 

must be realistic. Hortense ant 

Hermione will not do for women 

Either Christine or Susan are gool 

bets this year. For men, do not usl 

Algernon or Caligula. Mike an 

Tom are more likely to be correci 

Sooner or later, everyone meets „ . 
, . tent 

a person whose company is less., 

than desireable. This is our finaj 

problem - AVOIDING PEOPL 

This must be handled with th 

utmost care and finesse. The m 

simple solution is, of course] 

walking away from said persoi 

Unfortunately this is often ai 

unsuccessful deterrant. Plastii 

surgery is effective but should nol 

be used only in extreme cases 



New Caf policies 
take effect 



By Lea Burelbach 
Editor of The Conglomerate 

If you've entered the Caf yet, 
you may have noticed the 
prominent sign proclaiming a $25 
fine for removal of cafeteria ware 
and food items. This is just the 
beginning of a reestablishment of 
caf policies/Besides the rule 
against "borrowing" any glasses, 
silverware, and such, there will 
also be a rule against any takeout 
meals. This includes cokes, 
coffee, water, and even ice cream 
cones. No outside glasses or cups 
will be allowed in the caf, either. If 
you try to foolishly get away with 
any of these rules, be forewarned: 
You may meet up with Mattie, the 
fierce (but likable) caf moniter, 
who has been hired to ensure the 
policies will be carried out Other 
policies which will be in effect are 
simply old policies that have been 
reinstated. For instance, the doors 
will be locked between meals and 
no one will be allowed in before or 
after hours. Also, the kitchen will 
be off limits. For faculty and staff 
"brown baggers", drinks and a 
prepared salad can be purchased 
for lunch. The drinks will be 25 
cents per glass and prepared 
salads can be purchased for $1. 
Usually on Tuesday evenings, a 
special meal will be served. 
These specialties may be a 



"Mexican Fiesta", an 

"Internationl Meal", or a "Make 
Your Own Banana Split", to name 
a few. Plans for picnics have been 
made during the fall and spring, 
too. For those times when you 
don't feel your best and are unable 
to make it to the meal, sick trays 
may be obtained by contacting 
your RD or RA for a sick tray 
request, filling it out, and getting a 
friend to bring the request to the 
caf. 

The reason we have all these 
wonderful new rules to follow is 
very basic to all of us: We need 
better food. In order to obtain the 



money to get better food, the caf 
making these changes in hopes < 
saving money. According 
Dottie Deaton, the caf manage 
they are trying to upgrade th 
quality of the food by getting rid« 
the extra expenses. An expens 
survey will be taken later in th 
year to determine if there is 
measurable difference in th 
number of cokes, etc. that hav 
been drunk. So even if this is a 
imposition, try to grin and bear i 
You may be grinning for anothe 
reason soon: You may hav 
actually enjoyed your meal ! 



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Thursday, September 8, 1983— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 3 



Internship becomes full time job 



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s Grove United Methodist Church. 



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Convocation schedule 

September 8 — THE PRESIDENT'S CONVOCATION 

(Brown Chapel) 

President Donald Webb, speaker 

September 22 — DR. BARRIE RICHARDSON 

(Kilpatrick Auditorium) 

Dean, School of Business, Centenary 

October 13 — SENATOR SYD NELSON 
(Kilpatrick Auditorium) 

Shreveport 

October 27 — DRS. JOE AND ALICE HOLOUBECK, M.D. 

( Kilpatrick Auditorium) 

Shreveport 

♦November 10 — BISHOP JOHN WESLEY HARDT 
(Kilpatrick Auditorium) 

The United Methodist Church 
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma 

December 1 — THE CENTENARY COLLEGE CHOIR 

(Brown Chapel) 

Dr. Will Andress, Director 

'Bishop Hardt is the Willson Lecturer for the fall semester. 
This distinguished lectureship was founded in 1960 at 
Centenary by the J.M. Willson family of Floydada, Texas. 

Each of these programs earns Cultural Perspective Credit. 



SHOWING SEPTEMBER 14 & 16 
9:30 P.M., SUB 




Laura Echols has always known 
she would work in the Church. 

And now, as a rising junior at 
Centenary College, she is living up 
to the lifelong ambition. 

Her full-time summer position 
as Youth Director at Summer 
Grove United Methodist Church 
came as a result of her internship 
there as a Church Careers student 
at Centenary. 

"My favorite thing about the job 
is being with the youth," the 
pretty blonde said. "They see me 
as an adult, but also as a friend — 
they have learned that people who 
are older can also be their friend. 
They really need someone besides 
their parents to talk to. I try to get 
across to them that they're special 
people and that they have 
something to give." 

As Youth Director, Laura is in 
charge of the Sunday night 
program, involving dinner, a 
program, recreation, and a 
worship service; excursions 
including a trip to Orlando, Fla.; 
volunteer work with a Shreveport 



Hospitality House; prayer 
breakfasts, small group meetings 
with the senior highs, and a once-a- 
week program for elementary- 
aged youth called Worlds of Fun. 

"You really have to know who 
you are to work with these kids." 
Laura said. "You have to know 
how you feel about things. The 
Church Careers Program at 
Centenary has really helped me 
with this. It makes us spend time 
looking at ourselves, thinking 
about our values." 

Laura's placement at Summer 
Grove is very different from her 
freshman internship at Love 
Chapel in Haughton. "Doug Cain 
was the pastor there, and he 
suggested that I could get a 
different perspective on the 
Church if I just observed their 
work, instead of being a part of it. 
He was right. It was really good 
forme." 

But Laura couldn't stay away 
from the action too long. By April 
of her freshman year, she was at 
work for Dr. John Braden at 



Summer Grove Methodist. 

"Laura demonstrates maturity 
and dedication far beyond her 
years and has a fine Christian 
spirit," said Dr. Braden. "It is fair 
to say that excellence marks all 
the work she does. " 

Laura is one of over 60 
Centenary students enrolled in the 
Centenary School of Church 
Careers. "It takes a lot of 
committment of time and energy. 
You have to be dedicated to be in 
this program," the Shreveporter 
said with a smile. In addition to all 
the demands of her internships, 
she is majoring in two academic 
areas — Christian Education and 
Elementary Education. 

Next year she'll be putting that 
expertise to work when she helps 
with Summer Grove's children's 
ministries. Says Dr. Braden, "We 
are fortunate to be a part of 
Laura's professional formation 
and development and to benefit 
from her talent. We love her 
deeply." 



Campus security 



By Dick Anders 
Dean of Students 

Campus security. . . .we all 
share the responsibility. 

Centenary is very fortunate in 
that we have never experienced a 
major crime on our campus. 
We've come close a few times, but 
to date we have been very lucky. 
If we want to maintain that 
record, it is imperative that each 
of us make it our personal 
responsibility to be security 
minded. 

For our new students I would 
offer these suggestions : 
First : Read our little yellow 
pamphlet "Safety and 
Security at Centenary 
College" (you should be 
provided one of these when 
you move into your 
residence hall.. .if not, ask 
your R.A. or your R.D. for a 
copy). 



Second: Establish 

security patterns your first 
few days here and practice 
them for the duration of 
your time at Centenary. 
Some of the most 
important are: 

Keep your room locked. 

Don't display valuable 

jewelry, etc. on dressers, 

chests of drawers or desks. 

(Keep these items in 

drawers or cases and out of 

view) 

Keep your car locked and if 

possible, store tapes and 

other valuable items in the 

trunk. 

Don't leave valuable 

clothing in the laundry 

room... stay with it if you 

want to keep it. 

Report any thefts to your 

R.A./R.D.and if you notice 




VOTE 

Freshmen Senate and 

Judicial Board Elections. 

Tuesday, September 13 

Outside the Caf. 



anyone suspciously 

roaming the halls, parking 
lots or other areas of the 
campus, report it to a 
college official, cafeteria 
worker, bookstore worker, 
etc. They will contact 
Security. 

Parking can be a real hassle at 
times, and parking tickets get 
very expensive after the first 
three,... so: 

Please register your car 
and obtain a Centenary 
Parking decal if you intend 
to park your car on 
Centenary property. 

Park in your assigned lot. 
Parking lots No. 2 (near 
Cline Hall) and No. 4 (in 
front of the women's 
dorms) are controlled 24 
hours a day, 7 days a week. 
Most tickets are given in 
these lots. 

Do not park in Faculty-Staff 
lots (and visitor spaces) 
between the hours of 7:30 
a.m. and 4:30 p.m., Monday 
through Friday. After these 
hours and weekends it is 
O.K., but PLEASE not 
during these hours. 

If you have any questions about 
handling a security problem, or 
problems in understanding the 
parking and traffic regulations, 
please ask your R.A./R.D. or 
someone in the Dean of Students 
Office for assistance. 

All of us which for you a very 
SAFE and SECURE experience 
while at Centenary College. 



Page 4— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, September 8, 1983 



Choir visits China 



by Carole Powell 
Features Editor 

•'So how was China?" 

As one of the 83 traveling to the 
Orient with the Centenary 
College Choir this past summer, 
this question has been put to me 
no less than 100 times in the last 
two months. I never mind being 
asked, but I do find it nearly 
impossible to respond with a pat, 
one-sentence answer. "It was 
fun" sounds too much like a week 
on the beach. "It was in- 
teresting" has the ring of a 
museum tour. So, anyone who 
poses the question and is ob- 
viously politely passing the time 
of day receives a perplexed look, 
a shrug of the shoulders, and "It 
was incredible." However, for 
those who ask "How was China? " 
and really want to know how 
China was, my answer is this: 

5 experienced my first and only 
moment of fear in China when 
our plane began its descent for 
landing in Beijing (formerly 
Peking). Below us the fields lay 
in neat squares around the 
commune buildings. The thought 
"I'm entering a Communist 
country" and a host of associated 
words red threat. Cold War, 
Communist plot, invasion— 
drilled into me since birth raced 
through my mind. I wondered if 
we would be welcome. 

An) fear for our safety or 
anxiety concerning our welcome 
in China proved to be groundless, 
ft seems that Chine's population 
is one billion warm, generous, 
smiling people. Everywhere we 
went, the Chinese appeared as 
curious about and eager to learn 




Smiling faces and inquisitive looks greeted the choir during their visit to China. 



about us as we were them. When 
verbal communication was 
impossible due to the language 
barrier, as it was in most in- 
stances, the citizens of our host 
country employed waves, bows, 
and- always— big smiles to 
express their sentiments toward 
Westerners. 

I received a demonstration of 
the Chinese people's kindness 
and friendliness one afternoon in 
Sian. Needing a battery for my 
camera. I took advantage of an 
hour of free-time before dinner to 
explore the area around the hotel 
and to search for a camera shop. 




Members of the Centenary College Choir are seen here during their visit 
to the Great Wall of China. 



In each of the four Chinese cities 
we visited, the choir drew crowds 
of Orientals anxious to observe 
Occidentals; however, Sian 
evidently saw even fewer 
Westerners than the other three 
cities, and a tall, fair-skinned 
red-headed female found herself 
surrounded every time she 
stopped by groups of twenty or 
more Chinese eager to Iook upon 
such a strange visage and to listen 
to such strange sounds (those of 
English). After discovering 
through a display of my camera 
and its battery that the first shop 
I ventured into did not sell the 
necesary item, I made my way 
through the crowd of onlookers 
and stood on the sidewalk looking 
for another shop. As I was about 
to cross the street, a man in his 
mid-thirties who had witnessed 
my demonstration in the shop 
approached me at the same time 
that a girl of twenty or so pulled 
up next to me on her bicycle. The 
two conversed a moment, and 
then the girl smiled at me and 
said in rather good English, 
"We'll help you find a battery." 
During the late afternoon it had 
begun to drizzle rain. While most 
people were making their way 
home after the day's work, these 
two led me from shop to shop. If a 
likely-looking shop had already 
closed, the man and girl would 
knock on a side door and the 
three of us would go behind the 
shop to the living quarters where 



they would explain what we were 
searching for. 

After half an hour, I explained 
that I was late for dinner and 
thanked them both for their help. 
The girl walked me back to the 
hotel, all the while practicing for 
an upcoming American history 
exam. "George Washington was 
your first president, yes? And 
Martin Luther King was a very 
great man? Yes, and there are 
the Appalachian Mountains in the 
United States, yes?" The ex- 
perience was such a warm one 
that I didn't care about not 
having found a battery. 

Throughout China, members of 
our group were approached by 
language students, such as the 
girl in Sian, desirous of testing 
their English. While descending 
the Great Wall, I met a teacher 
from one of the southern cantons 
who had come to Beijing to study 
more English. He explained that 
both language teachers and 
language learning materials are 
in short supply in China. He was 
disappointed because he had 
begun to learn French (a popular 
foreign language after English), 
but could not continue his studies 
because he no longer had a 
teacher. So desperate for English 
teachers are the Chinese that no 
more is required of a native 
speaker of English who wishes to 
teach than a high school diploma. 
The favorite English teacher of 
one of our guides had been a store 



clerk in Texas before teaching in 
China. 

One of everyone's favorite 
experiences while in China was 
the visit to a kindergarten in 
Shanghai. The children, aged 
four to six, were doing arts and 
crafts in some rooms, dancing (in 
which we were invited to par- 
ticipate) in others, and playing 
on playground equipment and in 
a sandbox outside. After a tour, 
we were treated to a program in 
which the students sang, danced, 
recited comedy dialogue, and 
played musical instruments. 
Everyone was awed by their 
skill, talent, and memory. 

I was surprised to find that, 
almost without exception, the 
kindergarteners were quite 
outgoing and uninhibited in their 
interaction with foreign adults. 
Perhaps this is due to the fact 
that most Chinese children are 
now growing up as only children. 
In order to slow the rate of the 
country's population growth, the 
government is encouraging 
marrying late and having only 
one child. Two children are 
permitted, but one" is much 
preferred. Being an only child 
and thus receiving all the at- 
tention of both parents and much 
of that of the grandparents may 
have such positive effects as 
those witnessed at the pre-school. 
However, one guide expressed 
the fear that these circumstances 
might lead to spoiled children. 
The relationship between 
Chinese parent and child made a 
deep impression on me. Whether 
riding a child in the bicycle 
basket, holding his hand walking 
down a crowded sidewalk, or 
sitting with him on a street 
corner idly watching people 
Come and go, the parent treated 
the child with apparently infinite 
patience and caring. It was 
especially refreshing to see that 
fathers gave their children the 
attention and tenderness usually 
given only by mothers in our 
culture. Pride in their progeny 
was obvious, especially when an 
American asked permission to 
take a picture. The parent would 
become very enthusiastic, 
pushing the child in front of him 
and encouraging him to wave and 
smile. These people would not 
spank their children in Safeway. 
I left China feeling that I had 
been visiting another world, yet, 
ironically, being more impressed 
with those things we held in 
common than those in which we 
differed. 

Incredible. That's how China 
was. 



Thursday, September 8, 1983— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 5 







The old meets the new throughout China. Here a farmer can be seen tending her fields by hand, within sight of a modern industrial plant. 



Memories of 
China 





(above) Bicycles provide the most convenient 
means of transportation for many Chinese citizens. 



School lunch 



(right) Here one can see a new 
form of life in China — the tourist. 




Page 6— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, September 8, 1983 

AROUND CAMPUS 



Revel Run 

The Red River Revel Run will 
be held along the Clyde Fant 
Parkway in Shreveport in con- 
junction with the Red River 
Revel Arts Festival on Saturday, 
October 8tb. There will be a free 
one-mile fun run starting at 8:00 
a.m. with the five-kilometer (3.2 
miles) race starting at 8:30 a.m. 
and the ten-kilometer (6.2 miles) 
race starting at 9:00 a.m. The 
Run is sponsored by Louisiana 
Bank v& ;-Trust Company 
Shreveport Refrigeration, anc 
the Coca-Cola Bottling Company. 

Prizes including four Walkman 
cassette units will be awarded to 
the male and female first-place 
contestants in the five- and ten- 
kilometer runs. Gift certificates 
for artwork at the festival will be 
awarded to first, second, and 
third place winners in each age 
category, and sporting goods will 
be given through drawings for all 
pre-registered runners. 

The Red River Road Runners 
Club will again coordinate the 
course which will run south along 
the Fant Parkway beginning 
near the intersection at Lake 
Street. A Revel Run T-shirt will 
be given to all participants in the 
kilometer races, and liquids will 
be available along the race 
course and at the finish line. 

Entry fees are $6 before Sep- 
tember 30th or $8 after the 30th 
and on the day of the races. The 
age groups are: Under 16, 16-22, 
23-29, 30-36, 37-43, 44-50, 51-59, and 
60 and up. Students should check 
with college governing 
associations regarding their 
eligibility. 

Entry blanks may be obtained 
at all Louisiana Bank & Trust 
offices, Shreveport 
Refrigeration, and Lorants 



Sporting Goods stores, or by 
writing RED RIVER REVEL 
RUN, 101 Milam Street, Suite No. 
10, Shreveport, Louisiana 71101. 

President's Roundtable 

. The first President's Round 
table for the fall semester will be 
a report on the "China Trip." As 
you know, the Centenary Choir 
enjoyed a splendid tour of the Far 
East in the month of June. 
Several Centenary faculty and 
staff members accompanied 
them. 

Dr. Lee Morgan will give an 
illustrated report of this ex- 
traordinary trip, using slides 
taken on the journey. 

In order to accommodate 
spouses and others who would 
like to hear of the China ex- 
perience, we have scheduled the 
President's Round Table on the 
evening of Wednesday, Sep- 
tember 14, 7:00p.m. in Kilpatrick 
Auditorium. 

China Interim 

Any student who wishes to 
register for the Interim travel- 
study tour to China must do so 
before October 1. Due to the 
lengthy preparations which must 
be made, no student will be 
allowed to register after that 
date. If you are interested, please 
contact Professor Shaw (LB 23- 
B, 869-5183 or 949-9360) im- 
mediately. 



Rifle Team 

Centenary's 1983-84 rifle team 
is accepting new members. No 
previous experience is 
necessary. All interested 
students, male and female, 
should contact Captain Cooley, 
phone 869-5194 - 5403. 





Even before the new semester gets underway, the infamous parking 
problem once again rears its ugly head. Students can be seen at 
Registration waiting from 45 minutes to 1 hour for a parking permit, 
(photograph by Chris Murphy) 



C.P. Schedule 

Cultural Perspectives 

Pick up your C.P. computer cards after September 7 in the 
Computer Center if you don't already have them. 
Schedule for September 8-15 

♦Sept. 8 t— 11:10 a.m. — Brown Chapel-President's 
Convocation 

♦Sept. 10 — 3:00 p.m. — Meadows Museum — 40 minute by 
Oskar Fischinger 

Sept. 10 — 8:00 p.m. — Hurley — Madeline Montgomery — 
Senior Flute Recital 

Sept. 13 — 3-5 or 7:30-9:30 — Mickle 114 — Movie "Klute" 
Sept. 13 — 7:00 p.m. — Meadows Museum — Film 
"Nosferatu" 

Sept. 15 — 7:00 p.m. — Mickle 114 — Russian film "Don 
Quixote' ) 
*— Bettinger's Best Bet 



Mini-Movie Review 

"Mr. Mom" 

(2V2-3 stars) 
The movie, "Mr. Mom," is a 
comedy about an upper middle 
class couple, played by Michael 
Keaton and Terri Garr, whc 
suffer through a hilarious role 
reversal. Keaton plays a Detroit 
auto engineer, Jack Butler, who 
is laid off by his company and 
must assume the role of mother 
and housewife, while his wife 
Caroline, played by Miss Garr, 
enters the business world to 
support the family. 
The film's success is due to its 



ability to portray the initial 
failures of Jack Butler as a 
homemaker, and his ultimate 
success in a manner that varies 
from subtle humor to slapstick 
comedy. "Mr. Mom" is currently 
playing at Quail Creek Cinema. 



Around 
Town 



Shreveport has a new eating 
establishment just waiting for 
hungry Centenary students. It is 
Shoney's on Youree Drive, home 
of the famous Big Boy Burger! 
Not only do they offer burgers, 
but also a wide variety of 
seafoods, steaks, and chicken 
dishes. Of course, included in 
most entrees, the salad bar is a 
meal in itself that should not be 
missed during your meal. 

The main attraction of this 
family restaurant is the high 
quality of the products used. This 
includes the soup and salad bar 
which is freshly stocked at all 
times with everyone's favorite 
fruits and vegetables. Shoney's 
has something for everyone 
whether it be burgers or steaks, 
all of which are offered at sur- 
prisingly reasonable prices, 
making it an ideal outing for us 
penny-pinching college students. 

Shoney's opens daily at 6:00 
A.M. with it's undescribable, all 
you can eat, breakfast buffet. 
This is the ideal spot for those 
2/3rd's meal ticket holders who 
have an occasional craving for 
breakfast. 

This is also a great place for 
those casual study breaks that 
include that familiar rumble in 
the tummy! Shoney's offers a 
scrumptous dessert menu that 
includes strawberry pie and 
pineapple cheesecake. 

The establishment is open from 
6:00 A.M. until midnight Sunday 
through Thursday, and from 6:00 
A.M. until 2:00 A.M. Fridays and 
Saturdays. So what are you 
waiting for??? Check out whats 
happening (its only a ten minute 
walk) "AROUND TOWN." 



Student Activities Director Kathy Heard and S.G.A. President 
Thurndotte Baughman are seen here preparing the fall agenda. 



Sheraton 

at 

Pierremont Plaza 

is now accepting 

application for 

experienced waiters 

and buspersons. 

Must have 1 year's 

experience. 

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5:00-6:30 P.M., KILPATRICK 

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WEDNESDAY, STEEPLE WORSHIP 

1&00 P.M., BROWN CHAPEL STEEPLE 

STARTING SEPTEMBER 14 

FOR FURTHER INFORMATION 

CONTACT MICHAEL HAYES, 

SMITH BUILDING 



SPCEIS 

Ladies' Scholarships 



The start of the 1983-84 school 
year has brought changes to 
Centenary, and, more 

specifically, to the financial aid 
department. 

One such change concerns 
scholarships for the Ladies 
basketball team. 

The Centenary Ladies began 
only in the 1981-82 school year. 
Along with its institution, six full 
athletic scholarships were 
designated for outstanding team 
members, based upon their 
playing ability. These full 
scholarships included tuition, 
fees, and room and board, and 
given to girls selected by the 
athletic department. 

The department also has the 
prerogative to keep the 
scholarships intact or to divide 
them into partial scholarships 
covering more players. 

In the case of a partial, 
scholarship from the athletic 
department, eligible players 
could round out their tuition costs 
by taking additional partial 
academic scholarships and 



money from the General 
Scholarship Fund. 

However, in the team's second 
year, the financing of the General 
Scholarship Fund was no longer 
available and had to be replaced 
by monies from somewhere else. 
The Financial Aid budget simply 
hadn't the resources to add to the 
basketball scholarships. 

This additional funding was 
raised by the athletic department 
and put into a special account 
especially for financing Ladies' 
basketball scholarships. 

This year's financial aid to the 
Centenary Ladies is even more 
restrictive than before. Although 
the original six full scholarships 
are still awarded (in whole or in 
part, depending on the discretion 
of the coaches), and eligible 
members may also receive 
partial academic scholarships, 
the additional funding (taken in 
the past from General 
Scholarship funds, and outside 
fund raising) will no longer be 
available. 



Evans named soccer coach 



Glenn Evans, superintendent 
of Athletics for Shreveport Parks 
and Recreation (SPAR), is the 
new Centenary College soccer 
coach. 

Evans received his B.S. in 
education in 1969 from Centenary 
and begins his second ap- 
pointment as head soccer coach. 
He coached the team as a club 
sport from 1974-78 and guided the 
team to a 20-8 record before 
leaving for SPAR, a position he 
will continue to hold. 

Evans takes over for Enos 
Russell who left for Arlington, 
Tx., where he will assume the 



duties of Head Master at The 
Oakridge School. 

"Coach Russell did an ex- 
cellent job with the soccer 
program, and my main concern 
is to try and keep the program 
where it is now," Evans said 
about his appointment. 
"Basically we need two I 
right away: a good goal keeper 
and a good striker." 

The Centenary soccer team 
opens its season Friday, Sept. 9, 
in the John Brown University 
tournament in Siloam Springs, 
Ark. They will also face 
nationally ranked SMU in Dallas 
on October 14. 



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Baseball Schedule 



Date 

Friday, Sept. 9 
Saturday, Sept. 10 
Friday, Sept. 16 
Saturday, Sept. 17 
Friday, Sept. 23 
Saturday, Sept. 24 
Thursday, Sept. 29 
Friday, Sept. 30 
Saturday, October 1 
Friday, October 7 
Saturday, October 8 
Friday, October 14 
Saturday, October 15 
Saturday, October 22 
Friday, October 28 
Saturday, October 29 



Opponent 

East Texas Baptist 
Northwestern State Univ. 
East Texas Baptist 
Louisiana College 
Delta State University 
Delta State University 
Louisiana Tech 
Texarkana 
Panola Jr. College 
Louisiana Tech 
Panola Jr. College 
Texarkana 
Panola Jr. College 
LSU 

Northwestern State Univ. 
Panola Jr. College 



Location Games 

Marshall, Tx. 2 

CENTENARY PARK 2 

CENTENARY PARK 2 

Pineville, La. 2 

Cleveland, Miss. l 

Cleveland, Miss. 2 

Ruston, La. 2 

CENTENARY PARK 2 

CENTENARY PARK 2 

CENTENARY PARK 2 

Carthage, Tx. 2 

Texarkana, Tx. 2 

CENTENARY PARK 2 

Baton Rouge, la. 2 

Natchitoches, La. 2 

CENTENARY PARK 2 



Game Time 

1:00 p.m. 

1:00p.m. 

1:00 p.m. 
11:00 a.m. 

2:30 p.m. 
12 .00 noon 

5:00p.m. 

1:00p.m. 

1:00 p.m. 

1:00 p.m. 

1:00 p.m. 

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1:00 p.m. 
10:00a.m. 

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Soccer Schedule 

Date Opponent 

Fri.— Sept. 9 "Bethany Nazarene 

Sat.— Sept. 10 *John Brown University 

Fri.— Sept. 16 Round Robin with 

Sat— Sept. 17 Univ. of Dallas and 

Sun.— Sept. 18 Ouachita Baptist 

Sat— Sept. 24 Nicholls State 

Sun.— Sept. 25 Univ. of New Orleans 

Fri— Sept. 30 **Belhaven College 

Sat.— Oct. 1 **Illinois State 

Fri— Oct. 7 ***St. Mary's 

Sat— Oct. 8 ***To be determined 

Fri.— Oct. 14 Southern Methodist Univ. 

Sat.— Oct. 15 Arlington Baptist 

Tue— Oct. 18 Dallas Bible College 

Fri— Oct. 21 Nicholls State 

Sun.— Oct. 23 * Northeast Louisiana Univ. 

Fri— Oct. 28 Millsaps College 

Sat.— Oct. 29 Arlington Baptist 

Thurs.-Sat. Nov. 10-12 T.A.A.C. Tournament 

*— John Brown University Tournament 
**— Bayou Classic at Northeast Louisiana Univ. 
***— East Texas Shootout at LeTourneau College 



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Golf Schedule 



September 8-11 Northeast Louisiana University Central 

Bank Invitational Chennault Park Golf 

Course: Monroe, Louisiana 
September 18-21 All College Golf Classic 

Lincoln Park Golf Course; Oklahoma 

City, Oklahoma 
♦September 22-25 Razorback Invitational 

Hardscrabble Country Club; Fort Smith, 

Arkansas 
October 4-7 LSU National Invitational 

LSU Golf Course; Baton Rouge, Louisiana 
October 9-12 Morton Braswell Invitational 

Shreveport Country Club; Shreveport, LA 
October 22-25 Uni v . of Southern Mississippi-Broadwater 

Beach Invitational 

Broadwater Beach Sun Course; Biloxi, 

Mississippi 
November 6-8 Louisiana Intercollegiate 

Toro Hills Golf Course; Many, Louisiana 
•November 10-13 Harvey Pennick Invitational 

Morris Williams Golf Course; Austin, Texas 
December 1-4 Bluebonnet Bowl ( 2 man tournament ) 

Columbia Lakes Country Club; Houston, 

Texas 
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Centenary's 

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Lady 

A new addition to the Cen- 
tenary Ladies' basketball team 
this fall is a freshman from 
Johannesburg, South Africa, 
Penny Brill. Penny was ap- 
proached this last July by 
Coach Canterbury while she was 
participating in the Inter- 
Provincial Tournament in South 
Africa. 

Penny is the recipient of a four- 
year basketball scholarship. Her 
responsibility as a team member 
will be to hold the position of post. 
She has a background of thirteen 
years' previous experience with 
awards to support her 
proficiency in the sport: Most 
Valuable Player 1980 and 1983 
(Inter-Provincial Team), and the 
highest athletic award in Africa 
State President's Award 1977. 

As she awaits the upcoming 
basketball season, she notes n< 
major adjustments to her nev 
surroundings and is readii 
impressed by the openness ant 
friendliness displayed by tht 
students and faculty. 









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Coffeehouse 
Grand Opening 

Hawaiian Party 
Friday, September 9 

Dinner — 4:30 p.m. 
Movie Double Feature — 6:00 p.m 

1st— "Beach Party", starring Frankie & Annette 
2nd — "How To Stuff a Wild Bikini" 

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THE 



C'CNeiiCMIEI^TIE 



September 15, 1983 



Shreveport, Louisiana 



Vol. 78, No. 4 



A search for excellence 



by CLAY ROBERTSON 
Co-Editor 

"We aspire to have one of the 
best small college programs in 
business in the United States by 
the year 1988." that is the thesis 
statement of "A Search for 
Excellence," Dean Barrie 
Richardson's plan for 
revitalizing the Centenary 
College School of Business. 

There are several goals con- 
tained within the mission 
statement of "A Search for 
Excellence." The plan's chief 
goal will be to upgrade the 
quality of the School of 
Business's undergraduate and 
graduate programs. Other goals 
include making Centenary 
graduates more sought after by 
employers and graduate schools, 
attracting the brightest high 
school students by creating a 
more challenging undergraduate 
business program, and to earn a 
reputation for the scholarly and 
professional competence of the 
business faculty. 

"A Search for Excellence" 
acknowledges the fact that good 
grades and success in the 
business world are not 
necessarily related. However, it 
also takes into account the fact 
that a college, such as Centenary, 
provides an excellent en- 
vironment for the development of 
future business leaders. 

To achieve the goals outlined, 
"A Search for Excellence" will 




Dr. Barrie Richardson, Dean of the School of Business, a leader 
striving for excellence. 



lead to numerous changes in 
business, economics, and ac- 
counting curriculums. The 
business department will be 
more rigorous and challenging, 
with students required to 
demonstrate high levels of 
proficiency in communication 
skills, quantitative analysis, 
economics, and core courses in 



management, finance, and 
marketing. Students in the 
business department will also 
have the opportunity to apply 
classroom concepts to the real 
world, through internships, 
unpaid staff assistantships in 
local businesses, and case studies 
of local businesses. 

Arrangements will also be made 



Danger, escaped images 



by MONTE SMITH 

Consider the entertainment for 
your next party... How about 
something a little different? 
"Escaped Images" may be just 
what you need. Denise McGuffey 
and seven other Centenary 
students have organized a dance 
troupe for hire. 

The original five-member 
troupe first performed at La 
Bossier in early August and since 
then have danced at Cowboy's 
and are contracted to dance at 



the Red River Revel Oct. 8. Since 
their first engagement at La 
Bossier, Denise McGuffey, Mae 
Ann Owen, Amy Love, Cara 
Derrick and Lisa Chaisson have 
added two new dancers to the 
group. Robert Martin, a Cen- 
tenary student, and Ginger 
Folmer, a Centenary dance in- 
structor, will be with the group 
when they perform at the Revel. 
Despite their love for dance, 
the group's primary interest is 
financial. They are presently 



assembling a portfolio that they 
hope will help in finding in- 
terested clients. All the members 
>have been dancing most their 
lives. Denise owns a studio in 
Springhill. 

"Escaped Images" performs a 
twenty minute Jazz and modern 
dance program that includes two 
solo routines in addition to their 
group numbers. For information 
concerning auditioning for or 
hiring the group, contact Lisa 
Chaisson or Denise McGuffey. 



for students to study for a 
semester in Washington, D.C., 
New York City, Dallas, Chicago 
or Atlanta. 

Centenary's economics and 
accounting major programs will 
also undergo changes as part of 
"A Search for Excellence." 
Economics will come into its own 
as a major program, which will 
be completed by only a small 
number of the students who begin 
it. Students studying accounting 
will, in the future, be required to 
earn a "B" or better average in 
introductory courses if they wish 
to pursue an accounting major. It 
is the goal of "A Search for 
Excellence," in regard to ac- 
counting, to have one of the 
highest pass completion rates on 
the C.P.A. exam in Louisiana. 

"A Search for Excellence" will 
lead to definite change in Cen- 
tenary's M.B.A. program. There 
are currently several models for 
the program under consideration 
by the faculty and ad- 
ministration. There is, however, 
the distinct possibility that in 
1988, Centenary will no longer 
have an M.B.A. program. Ac- 
cording to "A Search for Ex- 
cellence," if Centenary main- 
tains a graduate program in 
business, it will be distinctive, 
while also suited for Centenary's 
resources. 

An idea, new to Centenary 
College, to come out of "A Search 
for Excellence" is the Centenary 
Management Scholar program. 



The program will involve a select 
group of individuals, identified at 
the end of their sophomore year, 
who have met high levels of 
performance. Students in the 
program will be involved in 
special seminars each semester 
and trips to financial and 
business centers. The program 
will also include honor 
scholarships given to program 
members and special assistance 
in seeking admission to the 
country's best M.B.A. programs. 
While the goals of "A Search 
for Excellence" are ambitious, 
they are, in the minds of the 
faculty and administration, 
obtainable. And in the words of 
"A Search for Excellence," "If 
we come close we will have one of 
the most outstanding programs 
in the country." 



CONVOCATION 
SEPTEMBER 22 

Dr. Barrie Richardson 

Dean, School of 
Business 

Kilpatrick Auditorium 
11:10 a.m. 



Election Results 

Senate Judicial Board 



Bill Ball 
Sue Joiner 
Susan Scott 



BraunRay 
Phillip Sanov 



Turnout — 53% 



Page 2— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, September 15, 1983 t^J** • / 

LETTERS "^ 



Knowledge is power 



To the student body 

I would like to call a certain 
inconsistency in the proceedings 
of the Honor Court to your at- 
tention. A cornerstone of the 
American judicial system has 
always been the right of the 
accused to confront the witnesses 
against him. The Honor Court, 
however, denies the accused, his 
or her right to face their accuser. 
This represents a direct con- 
tradiction of the Sixth Amend- 
ment to the United States Con- 



stitution, which states that the 
accused shall have the right to 
"be confronted with the wit- 
nesses against him." 

When we accept admission to 
Centenary College we, as 
students sign away many of our 
rights, but the right to justice 
should not be one of those lost. It 
is my opinion that the judicial 
discrepancy in the Honor Court 
makes justice impossible, and 
should be rectified immediately. 
Clay Robertson 
Co-editor 



Dear Students, Administration, 
Faculty & Staff, 

I want to express my ap- 
preciation for all of the support 
you have given me over the past 
month and a half. You have 
helped make all of the activities I 
have planned a 100 percent 
success. When I first arrived at 
Centenary I was told that 
apathetic was the word to 
describe this campus. I have 
found the opposite to be true. 
These "apathetic" students and 
staff have gone out of their way to 
make my job run smoothly and 
make me feel welcome at Cen- 
tenary. I also want to thank you 
for making the Coffeehouse a big 
success!! 

I am already beginning to 
make plans for the Spring 
semester and if you have any 



suggestions or ideas please come 
by and see me. Also if there was 
an activity that you didn't care 
for or thought we could improve 
on, feel free to express your 
opinion. I profit not only from the 
positive but the negative as well. 

We have several activities 
planned for the remainder of 
September. The dancercise 
classes will be every Wednesday 
and Thursday at 5:00 p.m. on the 
S.U.B. stage, Kathleen Aulds, 
with Aulds Florist, will talk about 
"Plant Survival" on the 27th, and 
I will be rescheduling the "Rape 
Prevention" course. 

Again I want to thank all of you 
for your support and making me 
feel part of the Centenary family. 
Sincerely, 

Kathy Heard 

Student Activities Director 



THE CONGLOMERATE 

Clay Robertson Lea Ann Burelbach 

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News Editor Emily Canter 

Features Editor Carole Powell 

Entertainment Editor Mickey Zemann 

Sports Editor Laura Luff 

Copy Editor Susan Illing 

Managing Editor Craig Coleman 

Layout Editor Lisa Illing 

Advertising Manager Lisa Illing 

Chief Photographer Chris Murphy 

Photographers Bob Thomas 

Rick Anders 
Jim Ogden 

Columnists Tina Hackett 

Larry Morse 
Betsy Camp 

Advisors Janie Flournoy 

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Gary West 

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by EMILY CANTER 

As I sat in Brown Memorial 
Chapel last Thursday watching 
robe after robe, color after color 
pass down the aisle I felt a thrill 
and an awe take hold of me. It is 
the same euphoria that over- 
comes me each timne I see such a 
scholarly procession. 

Did you ever stop to think about 
the purpose of this college? 
Beneath the cameraderie, the 
parties, elections, radio stations, 
rose gardens, and cafeteria 
humor there is a school. 

The American Heritage Dic- 
tionary of the English Language 
defines a school as "an institution 
for instruction and learning." 
Not a particularly enlightening 
definition, to be sure. But the 
foundation of any school or 
scholarship is this learning, and 



basically, that is why we are all 
here. 

The desire for knowledge has 
been inherent in humans since 
time began. Some say this trait 
raises man above other animals 
into a unique category of his own. 
Nevertheless, this insatiable 
curiosity about his surroundings 
has driven man to discovery. And 
along the way he has experienced 
a euphoria unlike any other. 

What has happened to the joy of 
discovery? Many have captured 
the elation of learning, but I know 
that often times a "school" at- 
mosphere takes the fun. out of 
inquiry. 

Imagine yourself a follower of 
Plato, listening to the philosophy 
of Socrates in the school in the 
grove, or hearing a comedy of 
Aristophanes. Or perhaps, the 
next time you confront a biology 



problem, picture yourself a 
classmate of Alexander and a 
pupil of Aristotle. Euclidean 
geometry is more intriguing 
when viewed from the eyes of an 
ancient Greek student. Granted, 
not all teachers or textbooks can 
transmit the joys of "In- 
troduction to Literature 201 A" in 
an eye-opening manner, but it is 
their duty to try. 

I guess what I'm getting at is 
that knowledge, in its newly 
discovered form, is exhilarating. 
We do not know all that the 
teachers of this college have to 
offer us and this knowledge can 
be just as "undiscovered" to us 
as it was to the ancient scholars, 
but not as frustrating to extract. 
So don't just do your homework- 
live it ! Learn it, not because it is 
assigned, but because it is there 
to be rediscovered by you. 



Editorial 



S.U.B. needs help 



by LEA ANN BURELBACH 
Co-Editor 

Would all those who think the 
S.U.B. is perfect as it is please 
raise their hands? 

Personally, I think the S.U.B. 
(that's STUDENT Union 
Building, by the way) really 
needs some help. First of all, it 
could make a real difference if 
only those tacky walls were 
painted. The real problem is that 
the place is so incredibly drab, 
however. A Student Union 
Building ought to be a place 
where the students come to spend 
their leisure time. As it now 
stands, many students wouldn't 
be caught dead in there. If they 
actually do step in, it's only to 
buy a coke and get out as quickly 
as possible. There is an un- 



desirable stigma placed on 
anyone who spends an unusually 
long period of time in the S.U.B. I 
think a big part of that stigma 
comes from the fact that the 
S.U.B. itself is so much in need of 
repair. It's as if someone who 
could be happy in a place as 
miserable as the S.U.B. must be 
pretty miserable himself. At 
least, this seems to be the at- 
titude taken by some. 

It has been said that a person 
responds to his surroundings. If 
that's the case, I'd say people are 
responding pretty negatively to 
the Student Union Building if it is 
so unpopular. Perhaps if it could 
be updated— given a new coat (or 
two) of paint, given a new floor, 
more windows, better pool and 
ping-pong tables— just anything 
to brighten it up and make it 



more attractive. Maybe 
something really innovative 
could be done to it, like painting a 
mural or a series of Bloom 
County cartoons on one wall. We 
could even paint a reproduction 
of Michaelangelo's Cistene 
Chapel on the ceiling. If either of 
those seem a little far-fetched, 
maybe we could just paint or 
wallpaper up an assortment of 
pineapples and gents. At any 
rate, plenty could be done to 
improve the appearance of the 
S.U.B. If we could get some 
response in the form of letters, 
pickets, whatever, from you, the 
students, we might be able to 
make some changes. After all, 
isn't a Student Union Building 
supposed to be attractive to the 
people it was made for— the 
students? 



Words from Wonderland 



by BETSY CAMP 

Reeb, men, reeb, women, reeb, 
music, REEB. This is a frater- 
nity party. I recently had the 
pleasure of attending not one, not 
two but four of these in- 
comparable events. Recovery is 
not yet in sight. 

I know some of you are saying, 
"What is a fraternity party?" 
"Where is a frat party?" The 
answers are: a gathering of 
fraternity brothers, because it's 
there, and ask the Coors delivery 
man, (Don't you think that poor 
overworked man should be made 
an honorary brother in all of the 
frats on campus?) Since some of 
you ask the above questions, I 
feel it is necessary to fill you in on 
the truth about frat parties. 



Frat parties are not what 
Animal House made them out to 
be. Yes, I was disappointed. I 
wanted to see Otis Day and the 
Knights perform "Shout." I 
wanted to leap from windows 
dressed in an Art Deco toga. 
Where were the motorcycle 
riders? Where was the Dean's 
wife? I assume all the "fun" 
people were in the Square with ali 
of the other "fun" people. 

No, there were no riotous 
parties. I saw men instead. Fine, 
upstanding citizens discussing 
the latest advances in laser 
technology. We drank the finest 
wines from the well-stocked wine 
cellars that all fraternities have. 
I was waltzed around dance 
floors until I was dizzy. At the end 
of the evening, a particularly 



nice young man from a fraternity 
I can't name, drank champagne 
from my thong. 

An evening fit for a princess, 
right? Wrong. If there was ever 
such a party at any of the frat 
houses in this town, it must have 
been fifty years ago. 

Parties at frat houses are, in 
reality, like parties anywhere 
else. Except for the amount of 
reeb consumed. And the fact that 
the music is so loud that your 
body vibrates and you only ap- 
pear to be dancing. And you must 
hold on to your cups because 
there are never enough to go 
around. And you will have fun no 
matter what the cost. Ouy lliw 
knird beer litnu ouy era kcis. 

Hey guys, will you invite me 
back sometime? 



Interim 84 



Thursday, September 15, 1983— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 3 



REGISTRATION FOR IN- 
TERIM: SEPTEMBER 5- 
NOVEMBER 22, 1983 IN 
REGISTRAR'S OFFICE 

Education & Sociology 1-99 - 
Internship in Problems of Inner 
City Schools 

Instructors: Drs. Garner & 
Vetter, 9:00-11:30 M-F - MH02 
and Inner City Schools 

Enrollment limit: 35 

This course is designed to 
provide experiences in working 
with elementary pupils in inner 
city schools. The course includes 
educational, socio-economic, and 
other problems attendant to 
these children. Each participant 
will have a much greater un- 
derstanding of the needs of these 
pupils. The course will be 
planned and team taught by the 
Education and Sociology 
Departments. Students will be 
assigned to work with teachers 
for 2V 2 hours each day. The class 
will meet in a seminar setting in 
MH02 on January 4 and 24, 1984. 
Professors will monitor in the 
school at other times. Class 
members will meet at the 



assigned inner city school on 
January 6 for orientation and 
assignments. 

Prerequisite: Any Centenary 
student interested in mankind. 

Geology 1-99 - Winter Field 
Camp— Villa de la Mina, Texas 

Instructors: Shaw, Frey & 
Bennett, 8:00-5:00 daily - 
Terlingua, Texas 

Enrollment limit: 25 

The student spends two weeks 
in the field mapping structures, 
stratigraphy, mineral deposits 
and fossil localities. Outcrops are 
described in detail and beds are 
correlated throughout the study 
area. Aerial photographs, 
topographic maps and field work 
are utilized in order to interpret 
the general geology of the area. 
Students will finish the interim 
by lab work done at Centenary on 
specimens collected in the field. 
Course requirements include 
completing the field work and 
turning in a report with a 
geologic map on the area of 
study. A minimum of two 
semesters of geology are 
required for the course. 



Costs, transportation and other 
information will be available at a 
later date. 

History & Political Science I-99A 
- Law Interim: The Legal 
Profession 

Instructors: Koshansky & 
Hancock, 9:00-11:00 M-F - LB05 

Enrollment limit: 15 (or 
consent of instructors) 

Students have an opportunity 
to learn about the legal 
profession and the legal process 
first-hand. They will have the 
opportunity to work with 
lawyers, judges, law en- 
forcement officers, and other 
professionals in the legal system. 

History & Political Science I-99B : 
"China Study Tour" 

Instructor: Royce Shaw - 
Place: Shreveport and China 

Enrollment limit: 15 

After a week of classroom 
study, the students will take a 
three-week tour of the People's 
Republic of China. This will be 
similar to the Russian Study Tour 
last winter. 

Approximate cost: $2500 



Luncheon 



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WELCOME 
LUNCHEON 

Sunday, Sept. 18 

Following the 10:50 worship service 
during which you are invited to become 
affiliate members. 

For lunch, call 221-5207 for reservations 
by 12:00 noon Friday, Sept. 16 for 
reservations. 



Sunday Schedule 



W. O. Lynch, Jr. 

Sr. Minister 

Kathy Clark-Dickens— 

Associate Minister 
Fred Schwendimann— 
Minister of Visitation 
Dick Humphries- 
Ministerial Intern 



Morning Worship 

8:30 and 10:50 

Sunday School — 

NEW: College & 

Careers Class 9:30 a.m. 

Evening Worship 7:00 p.m. 



roundtrip from Shreveport, in- 
cluding everything. 

Military Science I-99A - Airborne 
Training - Ft. Benning, GA 

Instructor: CPT Foster 

Enrollment limit: 20 

A three-week intensive training 
course at Ft. Benning, GA. The 
course will consist of physical 
training and instruction in the 
proper use and maintenance of a 
parachute. The course is divided 
into three phases. The first is the 
ground phase. The second is the 
tower phase. The third is the 
jump phase. Students who suc- 
cessfully complete all three 
phases will be authorized the 
wearing of U.S. Army Parachute 
wings. Prerequisite: Must be a 
student in the Army ROTC Ad- 
vanced Course or a 3-year Army 
ROTC Scholarship student. 

Costs: Approximately $100.00 
spending money. Room, board, 
and travel expenses will be paid 
by the U.S. Army. 

Military Science I-99B - Air 
Assault Training - Ft. Campbell, 
KY 

Instructor: CPT Foster 

Enrollment limit: 20 

A two-week intensive training 
course at Ft. Campbell, KY. The 
course will consist of rigorous 
physical training and instruction 
in airmobile tactics. The student 
will be instructed in the proper 
procedures to be used when 
rapelling from an airborne 
helicopter. Students who suc- 
ssfully complete the course will 
be authorized to wear the U.S. 
Army Assault badge. 

Costs: Approximately $100.00 
spending money. Room, board, 



and travel expenses to be paid by 
the U.S. Army. 

Military Science I-99C 
American Military History 

Instructor: CPT Cooley, Oleo- 
sa M-F - Haynes Gym 01 

Enrollment limit: 25 

The U.S. at war from the 
colonial beginning to the present ; 
the interrelationship of political, 
economic, social, and military 
factors; special emphasis on the 
evolution of the Army as an in- 
strument of civilian authority 
including the theory and practice 
of warfare, strategy, and tactics. 

Trip to Vicksburg, MS, to visit 
the battlefield. This will be an 
overnight trip with the cost to be 
approximately $40.00. More 
information at a later date. 

Religion I-99B - Workcamp to 
Costa Rica - Bri Bri, Costa Rica 

Workcamp leader: The Rev. 
August Aamondt, Lakeview 
UMC, Minden, La 

College Instructor: Robert Ed 
Taylor 

Time: December 26, 1983 - 
January 7, 1984 

A workcamp to build a con- 
crete block medical-dental clinic 
and support building in the 
isolated Talamanca Indian 
villages deep in the Costa Rican 
jungle near Bri Bri. Participants 
will assist in the building projects 
and on return will write a paper. 

$850 covers expenses from 
Louisiana. 

Students planning to enroll 
must also contact August E. 
Aamondt, 301 Lakeshore Dr. 
(Lakeview United Methodist 
Church) Minden, LA 71055; 
phone 318-377-1226 (church). 





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The Danish Connection 



This month marks the tenth 
anniversary of one of the most 
extraordinary academic 
relationships in the world— in 
fact, so far as I know, it is unique. 
I speak of the sister-institutional 
relationship between Centenary 
College and the University of 
Aarhus in Denmark. The 
relationship began ten years ago 
when I received a Fulbright 
grant to serve as visiting 
professor at Aarhus for the 1973- 
74 academic year; the sister- 
institutional program was for- 
malized two years later when the 
two schools inaugurated a 
regular exchange of professors 
and students. During the past 
seven years four Centenary 
faculty members— Fergal 
Gallagher, Lee Morgan, Hughes 
Cox, and Barry Nass— have 
exchanged living quarters and 
automobiles with teachers from 
the English Institute at the 
University of Aarhus; and five 
Centenary students— Mary Jane 
Peace, Royce Labor, Kim 
Hanson, Roberta Burns, and 
Ellen Brown — have spent a 
semester studying at Aarhus 
(while a like number of Danish 
students have come to Centenary 
as a part of the exchange 
program). This coming spring 
Professor David Jackson of the 
English Department will become 
the fifth Centenary faculty 
member to participate in the 
program when he exchanges with 
Professor Per Serritslev 
Petersen, former chairman of 
the English Institute at Aarhus. 



But many American univer- 
sities sponsor overseas study 
programs— so what makes ours 
so special? First, I believe it is 
the only one in which both 
teachers and students are in- 
volved in a regular exchange 
(and in which the teachers ac- 
tually exchange houses and 
cars). Second, and perhaps most 
important for our own students, it 
is the only foreign study program 
which requires no extra fees 
from the students. A Centenary 
student selected to participate in 
the program has only to pay his 
regular enrollment fees at 
Centenary in order to receive full 
college credit for the courses he 
takes at Aarhus. This is truly an 
extraordinary opportunity for 
those of our students who are 
interested in studying abroad. 

What is Denmark like? What is 
different about Danish univer- 
sities? These are questions I 
asked myself when I was first 
notified that I had been awarded 
a Fulbright lectureship. On the 
One hand I thought of Denmark 
as a dark, gray, cold coun- 
tryside—something like the 
miasmatic setting of HAMLET 
or one of the old depressing 
Ingmar Bergman black-and- 
white films. On the other hand, 
without fully comprehending the 
paradox, I thought of the modern 
Danes (unlike the melancholy 
Hamlet) as being smiling, free- 
swinging hedonists— something 
like the characters out of a class- 
B Swedish movie. And I really 
had no idea at all of what to ex- 





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Centenary's exchange program with Aarhus allows faculty and students alike a unique learning 
experience, not to mention something seen all too infrequently at Centenary, snow. 



The University of Aarhus offers Centenary students many things — 
excellent classes, a beautiful campus, college credit, and a European 
adventure. 



pect in a Danish university. 
Regardless, my expectations and 
preconceptions could scarcely 
have been farther from the truth. 

What is Denmark like? Lovely! 
Charming! Vital! Full of color 
and warmth! Even during the 
cold wintertime — especially 
during the cold wintertime. 
There are warm colors 
everywhere (my favorite barber 
shop was decked out in red trim 
with scarlet-flocked wallpaper— 
and a gorgeous young woman 
with long blonde tresses trimmed 
my scanty topnot; and the 
department stores and shopping 
centers are decorated to rival a 
Disney fairyland). It is a 
photographer's delight. 

And the Danes? Also lovely and 
charming— and smiling— but not 
the fun-loving simpletons the 
tourist guidebooks would have 
you believe. They are a very 
serious and very private people- 
far quicker than most Americans 
to discuss intellectual matters, 
yet far less likely than we to 
discuss their personal feelings. 
Yet, once they have committed 
themselves to a friendship, their 
friendship is a deep and lasting 
one— as witnessed in the friend- 
ships that have developed over 
the years between Centenary and 
Aarhus. 

And what about the Danish 
universities and Danish 
students? The university classes 
are conducted on the British 
system— many seminars and few 
quizzes (mainly papers and a 
couple of lengthy comprehensive 
examinations over a four- or five- 
year period). And the students 
are generally older than ours, 
most of them in their early or 
mid-twenties, and most of them 
more familiar with con- 
temporary events and world 
affairs than our own students (a 



good many of them are, unlike 
ours, political activists). Even 
so, none of the Centenary 
students who have participated 
in the exchange program seem to 
have had any significant dif- 
ficulties in adjusting to the 
courses and their fellow Danish 
students at Aarhus. For one 
thing, most Danes— virtually all 
the young ones— speak English; 
and the courses in the English 
Institute are all taught in English 
rather than in Danish. For 
another, because several of the 
leading professors at Aarhus 
have been visitors at Centenary, 
they take a special interest in 
welcoming our students and 
teachers, and in making them 
feel at home. Moreover, we have 
found the Danes to be more like 
Americans in many ways than 
any other Europeans, including 
the British: they are generally a 
cheerful, congenial people who 
look at the world realistically yet 
optimistically and who enjoy the 
creature comforts yielded by a 
high-technology society, (in 
addition to exporting the world's 
finest milk products and bacon, 
they also manufacture excellent 
stereophonic equipment like 
Bang & Olafsen). There isn't an 
ounce of stuffiness or pretension 
in their character— nor is there 
any meanness or viciousness that 
we detected (incidentally, violent 
crime is extremely rare in 
Denmark, and we felt quite safe 
on the streets of Aarhus— a city 
about the same size as 
Shreveport— at any hour of the 
day or night). 

What about the Danish 
professors? First of all, not all of 
them are native Danes. One of 
the most brilliant teachers at 
Aarhus is Professor Donald 
Hannah, a Scotsman educated at 
Cambridge. Another, Karl-Heinz 



Westarp, is a native German and 
a former Jesuit priest. Fur- 
thermore, they are among the 
most learned among all 
European scholars. Donald 
Hannah has published widely, 
including a critical study of 
Karen Blixen (Isak Dinesen), 
released by Random House in 
this country. Karl-Heinz Westarp 
edits an international theatre 
newsletter. Anna Rutherford, the 
department's exuberant 
Australian, is an international 
authority on the fast-growing 
field of Commonwealth 
literature. These are only a few 
examples. One American student 
I encountered during my year at 
Aarhus, told me that he had 
attended four American colleges 
and universities and that he 
ranked the Danish university 
above all of them. In short, the 
school is first-rate, as our own 
students have testified after their 
Aarhus adventure. 

A final fringe benefit of the 
program: Aarhus is located just 
north of Germany and within an 
easy train-ride of most of the 
major cities and tourist sites in 
Europe (and an easy plane-ride 
of England). One of the great 
pleasures of our own visit was the 
opportunity to visit such places 
as London, Munich, Salzburg — 
and, of course, wonderful 
Copenhagen and the Tivoli 
Gardens. 

If you are interested in par 
ticipating in this unique 
program, see me for further 
information in JH-23A, or call 
and leave your name and number 
with our departmental secretary, 
Mrs. Martin, at 869-5254. 

Dr. Earle Labor 

Chairman 

English Department 



Thursday, September 15, 1983— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 5 



Rumors of war 



By Jack Anderson 
and Joe Spear 

WASHINGTON — It is growing 
increasingly likely that Syria and 
Israel will engage in pitched 
battle this fall, according to U.S. 
intelligence analysts. The 
reason: Syrian President Hafez 
Assad is confident he can finally 
best his despised enemy. 

The intelligence reports say 
that Assad has bragged that he 
can now beat the Israelis in 
Lebanon's Bekaa Valley, where 
his troops are now faced off 
against Israel's forces. He would 
fight the battle with tanks, which 
he believes would give the Syrian 
army the edge on the ground. 

Assad has concluded that the 
Israelis fear Syria's missiles, and 
thus will not use their aircraft. 
He feels the Israelis will not fire 
at the missiles because they are 
operated by Russians inside the 
Syrian border. 

Our Israeli sources tell us, 
however, that if Assad really 
thinks they will keep their planes 



on the ground while Syrian tanks 
overrun their positions, he's in 
for a terrible jolt. The Israelis 
point out that they haven't been 
concerned in the past whether 
their fire kills Soviet advisers. 

Meanwhile, the U.S. Embassy 
in Damascus has dispatched a 
dire message to Washington. It's 
in the form of a secret cable 
which says that Syria has been 
supplied by the Soviets with "an 
operational surface-to-surface 
'Frog' and 'Scud' missile 
capability which can reach 
targets inside Israel." 

These are missiles that can be 
armed with nuclear warheads. 
Indeed, they are the same 
weapons that are aimed at NATO 
targets from the Eastern bloc 
nations, according to a top-secret 
Pentagon report. 

State Department officials are 
not suggesting that these 
weapons will be used, nor that the 
Soviets will arm them with 
nuclear warheads. But the fact 
that the Syrians posses them, the 
diplomats felt, warranted an 
urgent message to Washington. 



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the 


only- 


animal that blushes. 


Or needs 


to. 








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Among the new members of the faculty and staff are (back row, left to right) Dr. Barrie Richardson, 
Dean of the School of Business; Bruce Allen, art; Capt. JOhn Cooley, Military Science; Dr. Ken Boze, 
business, and Dr. Georgeann Johnston, mathematics; and (front row, left to right) Karen Cole, 
admissions; Lee Ellen Holloway, theatre/speech; Betsy Boze, business; Dr. Denise Bourassa Knight, 
visiting lecturer in French, and Mary Bennett, continuing education. 




Student opinions: 



Roses are red... 

Centenary's beautiful new rose garden, (photography by Jim Ogden) 




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The Rose 
Garden 



As many of us may remember, 
the Centenary College Rose 
Garden has been an issue for 
some time. With this in mind, I 
decided to ask a few students 
their opinions on the garden. I 
discovered this new addition to 
our campus has evoked many 
differing opinions, both good and 
negative. 

One student whom I ap- 
proached responded that, "The 
rose garden has made our 
campus more appealing; a good 
change." Another said, "Since 
the money was donated and not 
taken out of our tuition, I think it 
was a good idea." One student, 
apparently thinking of his next 
date, said, "The lights are a little 
bright. It looks like a softball 
field, but it could be corrected by 
new bulbs for a more romantic 
atmosphere." An unimpressed 
student simply asked, "Where 
are the roses?" And finally, one 
of the more enlightened students 
on our campus replied, "The rose 
garden adds to the list of thingsHo 
be proud of." 

Unfortunately, the rose garden 
has received a lot of bad press. 
Now, however, it seems the 
general concensus is "thank 
you" for the rose garden. It 
really is something more for 
Centenary to be proud of. 



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GARFIELD® by Jim Davis 



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TALKING FOOP BEFORE?/ 





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Around Town 



by TINA HACKETT 
LARRY MORSE 

It's finally here! Shreveport 
now has a fun, casual, exciting 
new tavern. This place is by far 
the finest of its kind. Located just 
past Southfield Shopping Center 
on Youree Drive; Toudan's 
Tavern. 

When entering the restaurant 
and bar, behold! A surge of neon 
lights, brass, foilage and ex- 
cellent hospitality await every 
customer. Comfortable music of 
the 1950's plays into the ears of all 
types, young and old, of people 
from every walk of life. 

During our short wait for a 
table, we enjoyed a delicious, 
exilarating, fantastic liatkcoc.a 
Lost Memory. The Lost Memory 
is a delicious blend of MUR and 
fruit juices that can be compared 
to the famous Pat O'Brien's 
Hurricane. 

Shortly after our liatkcoc's we 
were shown to a cozy little table 
surrounded by smiling faces and 
lots of plants. We looked over the 
menu, and entertainment in it- 
self! Appetizers range from 
delicious fried Monteray Jack 
cheese to fried mushrooms and a 
pallet pleasing fried brocoli and 
cheese dish. 

Not only does Toudan's have 
terrific appetizers, they also 
have a superb salad bar in- 



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eluding fruits, mixed salads, and 
soup. This can be a wonderful 
meal in itself! 

For a main course, one could 
choose one of our favorites, the 
Hickory burger. This gourmet 
hamburger is about two inches 
thick and is topped with a 
scrumptous hickory sauce and 
chedder cheese. Along with this 
comes your choice of curly-Q 
fried potatoes, homemade 
potatoe salad, or a freshly baked 
potatoe. Another savory treat 
was the chicken fried steak 
fingers, also accompanied by 
curly-Q fries. 

Prices here are the most 
reasonable that we have seen in 
Shreveport for this type of 
establishment. They are ex- 
tremely reasonable if you simply 
want drinks and appetizers only. 
Don't forget your Drivers 
License and Centenary I. D. if 
you know what we mean! They 
except Visa, Master Card, and 
American Express credit cards; 
sorry, no checks please. Well, 
don't just sit there; get 
"AROUND TOWN" to 
Toudan's!!! 

If anyone has a suggestion as to 
a new place or a favorite place 
that you would like us to try, 
please call 869-5564 or 869-5337 
and tell us. We would be very 
glad to have your help and will 
mention in our article who 
recommended the restaurant to 
us if you so choose. 

Thank you, 

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Alan Strange 

■ Alan Strange, a senior history 
major at Centenary College, will 
present a program about life in 
an early American town, 
Deerfield, Mass. 

The illustrated program, open 
to the public, will be held in 
Kilpatrick Auditorium of the R. 
E. Smith Building Monday, Sept. 
19, at 7:30 p.m. It will be spon- 
sored by the Centenary Chapter 
of Phi Alpha Theta, the in- 
ternational history honor society. 

Alan served as a Summer 
Fellow at Historic Deerfield, 
studying colonial decorative art, 
architecture, religion, manners, 
and customs. He was one of 10 
students selected from the entire 
country to participate in the 
highly prestigious program. 

For more information, contact 
Janie Flournoy, director of 
public relations, 869-5103. 

Watson 

Clayton B. Watson, a member 
of the Centenary Gents Club 
Board of Directors, will serve as 
chairman of the 1983-84 fund 
Drive. Watson has been an active 
member of the Gents Club since 
its inception. 

A retired president of Superior 
Iron Works and Supply Company, 
he is a member of the Broadmoor 
United Methodist Church, East 
Ridge Country Club, North 
Shreveport Lions Club, 
Shreveport Petroleum Club, and 
National Conference of 
Christians and Jews. The goal for 
the 1983-84 fund is $200,000, and 
the active phase will be Sept. 7 - 
Sept. 21, 1983. 

Open Ear 

Open Ear is having its annual 
Bumper Sticker Fund Drive on 
Saturday, September 24, from 
9:00 a.m.-3:00 p.m. at Kilpatrick 



THE 

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The Herndon Canterbury House 
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Wilkinson Street 

( Behind KA House and 

Across from Playhouse) 

WEDNESDAYS 
5p.m. — Holy Communion 
5 : 30 p. m. — Free Supper 

Steve Tate, Resident 

Father Paul, Chaplain 

865-0466 

ALL ARE WELCOME! 



Auditorium. Prizes ($50 and $25) 
will be awarded to the two groups 
raising the most money. Another 
prize of $25 will be awarded to the 
group which collects the most 
money per person. Groups 
wishing to participate need to 
contact Dale Pynes at 869-5682. 
Also Open Ear will be having 
training sessions on October 3, 10, 
17, and 24 from 7-10 p.m. For 
more information call 869-1228 
after 8 p.m. and leave your name, 
address, and phone number. 

China Interim 

Any student who wishes to 
register for the Interim travel- 



study tour to China must do so 
before October 1. Due to the 
lengthy preparations which must 
be made, no student will be 
allowed to register after that 
date. If you are interested, please 
contact Professor Shaw (LB 23- 
B, 869-5183 or 949-9360) im- 
mediately. 



If you are interested 
in place an ad in the 
Conglomerate call: 

869-5506 

869-5515 

869-5516 

869-5304 

868-1468 



Foreign Film Series 
Fall 1983 

September 1 5 Don Quijote (Russian) 

September 22 The Spirit of the Beehive (Spanish) 

September 29 The Sorrow and The Pity (French)* 

October 6 Death in Venice (German) 

October 1 3 The Lost Honor of Katharina Blum (German) 

Place: Mickle Hall 114 

Time: 7:30, Thursday evenings (See note below.) 

Admission: Students, $1 . Non-Students, $2. 

Subtitles in English with exception of The Sorrow and the Pity 

which is dubbed. 

'Because of its length The Sorrow and the Pity will be shown at 

6:30. 

Cultural Perspectives Credit 

CP Schedule for September 16-22 

Sept. 19 Alan Strange, "Portrait of an American 

Colonial Town," 7:30 p.m., Kilpatrick 
Auditorium, Smith Building. Sponosred 
by Phi Alpha Theta. 



Sept. 20 



September 
** Sept. 22 



Film, Metropolis, German, 1926. Lane 
Crockett will provide commentary. 

Film. Broken Blossoms, D. W. Griffith. 
Tuesday 3:00-5:00, or 7:30-9:30 in Mickle 
Hall 114. $1. 



Convocation, 11:10 a.m., Kilpatrick 
Auditorium. Dr. Barrie Richardson, Dean 
of School of Business 

Foreign Film, Spanish — The Spirit of 
the Beehive. 7:00 p.m., Mickle Hall, $1.00 



Dr. Bettiner has 20 tickets available for the U.S. Air Force Band 
Concert in the Shreveport Civic Theater on Sept. 20th. It should 
be good and the tickets are free. 

* * Bettinger's Best Bets 



Norgetown Laundromat 

We wash-dry-fold and 
hang your clothes. 

Reasonable Rates 

10% off for Centenary Students 

In by noon out by 5:30 
Norgetown Laundromat 

1 91 1 Centenary Blvd. 222-971 2 

Across from 7-Eleven Store 



SREER CEAT 



Theta Chi 

The Brothers and Pledges of 
Theta Chi Fraternity are both 
proud and pleased to announce 
the addition of ten new pledges: 
Joe Andrews, David Cockrill, 
David Crommelin, Jim Fricke, 
Mike Luter, Tony Rodio, Philip 
Sanov, Robbie Strano, Shep 
Townsende, and John Wanat. We 
are also pleased at the return of 
Hassel Parker. Thanks go out to 
the Daughters, Alumni, and 
friends of Theta Chi who helped 
out with rush. 

It's back and it's tackier than 
ever ... Geek Party. Yes, plans 
are underway for that swangin' 
party of the semester— so dress 
up in your finest Polyester. And 
remember, every dime you give 
to the Encore Shop for your 
finery will clothe a Shreveport 
Symphony member. 

ZTA 

The Beta Iota chapter of Zeta 
Tau Alpha is proud to announce 
our new pledges: Linda Baker, 
Melissa Barefield, Susan 
Beaubouef, Deborah Bohannon 
Kris Brannon, Emily Canter 
Christina Casten, Cindy Greer 
Kristi Hughes, Stephanie Joyce 
Jean McDowell, Noelle NikPour 
Renee Poole, Suzi Rodgers 
Kathy Rogers, Jennifer Royal 
and Jill Sorenson. 

We would also like to thank the 
Sigs for the truly stupendous 
swap last Friday. 

Kappa Alpha 

Hi Ya Everybody ! We are back 
and stronger than ever. 



Everyone survived the summer 
and is now ready to crack the 
books? Well, let's not get carried 
away too soon! As everybody 
knows, and we will be glad to tell 
you again, we KA's dominated 
RUSH this year. The cream of 
the crop are wearing our pledge 
pins! These past two Sunday's, 
the KA's have pledged 14 new 
members with more hopefully to 
follow. The new and best pledges 
at Centenary are: Allan Barlow, 
Jeff Hilder, Richard Eglin, Nolan 
Gregory, Paul Swindel, Jan 
Willie VanDerBerg, Frank 
Carrol, John Arnold, John Lee, 
Chris Edwards, Joey Kray, Craig 
Buettner, Roy Prestwood, and 
Rick Harrison. We're proud of 
these guys and you will certainly 
be hearing from our pledge class 
again! We would like to thank all 
of the Chi - O's and Zeta's who 
helped us out during RUSH. 
Girls, we could have never have 
done so well without you! Jungle 
Party will be October 15th, so 
watch out world, we are prepared 
to PARTY! Keep your eyes 
peeled for our Thursday night 
bashes as well as massive 
shanking parties on the street! 
That's an open invitation for all 
you girls to stop by and grab a 
cold one. The Grand Flathead, 
Mike Talley, has announced a 
Flathead meeting, but due to the 
unpredictable outcome of the 
meeting, the time cannot be 
given in order to protect the 
sober! The KA pledge class issue 
a challenge to the Sig pledge 
class in a game of football for a 
keg. Think you can handle Sig's? 
We don't! 




Open Ear 
869-1228 



8 p.m. to 12 mid. Sun.-Thurs. 
8 p.m. to 1 a.m. Fri.-Sat. 



Quotation 

If you pick up a 
starving dog and make 
him prosperous he will 
not bite you. That is the 
principal difference 
between a dog and a 
man. 

Twain 




MeFDflliTED 

Dorasrr 




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Page 8— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, September 15, 1983 

SPCEIS 

Baseball season begins 



Runners open season 



Centenary's Gent baseball 
team started their 83 fall 
schedule off with two 
doubleheaders against East 
Texas Baptist and Northwestern 
State University. 

The doubleheader against East 
Texas Baptist came to a quick 
close when it was called in the 
third inning of the first game due 
to rain, with Centenary leading 5- 
3. 

Saturday's doubleheader with 
Northwestern State University 
began with little action in the 
first inning. However, in the 
second inning, the Gents picked 
up a 2-0 lead over the Demons 
when Wayne Rathbun led off with 
a single and stole second. John 
Mohon then hit a single to left 
field scoring Rathbun and 




Not much to do if you're not 

playing. 

(photograph by Bob Thomas) 

collected his first RBI of the 
season. With two outs Billy 
Harwell hit a double to right 
center field (also scoring his first 




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RBI) and scored Mohon before 
the second inning was retired. 

In the top of the third, the Gents 
threatened to score but fell short 
when Tony Tafoya, who led off 
with a single, was thrown out at 
home on Jim Goldman's triple. 
The Demons came back in the 
bottom of the third scoring two 
runs and tying the score 2-2. 

Goldman, in the sixth inning, 
reached first on an error and was 
moved to second on Rathbun's 
sacrifice bunt. With Goldman in 
scoring position Eddie Crone 
delivered an RBI single to center 
field bringing in their third run. 
The last Gent run came in the top 
of the seventh inning when 
Harwell led off with an infield 
single and was later scored when 
Northwestern's shortstop bob- 
bled Jim Kubik's ground ball. 
Going into the bottom of the 
seventh inning, the Gents held a 
4-2 lead over Northwestern 
University, but the Demons 
battled back to a 4-4 tie. 

The Demons prevailed over the 
Gents 1-0 in the second game of 
the doubleheader. 



Centenary's Cross Country 
Team opened their season 
Saturday, September 10 at the 
five-mile LeTourneau In- 
vitational in Longview, Texas. 
The Gents took second place 
overall with a score of 36. Taking 
first was Stephen F. Austin (28), 
with third going to LeTourneau 
(69) . Four of our top five runners 
placed in the top six positions; 
2nd Watkins (26:49), 3rd Joyner 
(26:58), 4th Jones (27:15), 6th 
Bellar (27:34) and 19th Wanat 
(30:47), followed by Dempsey 



(31:16) and Rodio (33:34). 

Two of Shaw's top three cross 
country runners of last years 
team, which finished second in 
the T.A.A.C. championships are 
gone, leaving him with four 
returning lettermen, one redshirt 
and two newcomers. The seven 
man squad consists of Sr.-Brian 
Dempsey, Jr. -David Bellar, 
Sophomores-Bill Jones, Nathan 
Joyner, David Watkins, and two 
Freshmen-Tony Rodio and John 
Wanat. 



DAY/DATE 
Sat., /Sept. 10 
Sal/Sepl24 
SaUOct.8 
Sal/Ocl15 

FrUOcL21 
SaL/OcL29 



1983 Centenary College 
Cross Country Schedule 



OPPONENT 
LeTorneau Invitational 
Bulldog Invitational 
Northwestern Invitational 
LSU Invitational 

Northeast Invitational 
TAAC Championship 



SITE TIME 

Longview, Tx. 9 am 
Ruston, La. 10 a.m. 
Natchitoches 10:30 a.m. 
Baton Rouge, TBA 
La 

Monroe, La 4:15 p.m. 
Natchitoches TBA 



Head Coach: Royce Shaw 



Sports Schedule 



Day/Date Sport 
Fri./Sept. 16 Baseball 

Soccer 
Sat. Sept. 17 Riflery 

Soccer 
Sua Sept. 18 Soccer 



Opponent Time 

East Texas Baptist 1 :00 p.m. 

Ouachita Baptist 4:30 p.m. 

Northeast Louisiana 
Univ. of Dallas vs. Ouachita 
University of Dallas 1 :00 p.m. 




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THE 

C'CNeiLCMIEKATIE 



September 22, 1983 



Shreveport, Louisiana 



Vol. 78, No. 5 



STAN problems corrected 



by Mickey Zemann 

For a brief time this summer, 
the Administration believed that 
Centenary would no longer be 
able to obtain or use STAN 
numbers (Student Telephone 
Account Numbers). This scare 
was due to news releases sent out 
from South Central Bell an- 
nouncing the many policy 
changes that occurred this 
summer, including the drastic 
increase in phone bills. However, 
this was only a scare, and as 
many of you know, STAN 
numbers are still being used and 
asked for when making long 
distance calls. 

No sooner had the STAN scare 
been cleared up when Centenary 
received another surprise. Due to 
an error which occurred at Bell 
Telephone Company, students 
making long distance phone calls 
have not been requested by an 
intercept operator to give their 
STAN number. As you may 
imagine, this came as quite a 
shock to those in Hamilton Hall, 
who thought that the College may 
have to foot the bill for all those 




long distance calls made during 
this period. However, a 
representative from Bell 
Telephone has assured the 
College that they have the means 
of tracking down each phone call 
and billing it to the proper per- 
son. 



Well, if it is possible for 
students to directly make long 
distance calls and for Bell 
Telephone to bill each call to the 
correct party - why can't Cen- 
tenary do away with STAN 
numbers? 

According to W. T. Tice, Bell 



representative, Centenary is and 
has been looking into updating its 
current telephone system. 
However, Tice also added, "If 
and when the change does take 
place is very much up in the air." 
The project is in its earliest 
stages of gathering information 
on the subject and nothing 
definite has been set. Tice is in 
charge of getting all of the 
possibilities of a new phone 
system together and then 
presenting the information to the 
Board. From that point on, the 
issue will be in the Board's 
hands. 

Currently, Centenary is using 
theCentrex system, and has been 
since the early 1970's. This 
system is non-electronic, and 
therefore is becoming more and 
more obsolete as electronic 
devices become more popular. 
The Centrex system consists of 
dialing 9 to get off campus, then 
dialing the off campus location 
number. By dialing* the 9, the 
Centenary telephone is hooked up 
to the Bell Telephone Company's 
downtown office and a short 
period storage "buffer" is ac- 



tivated which stores, or 
remembers, everything dialed 
after the 9. When the dialing is 
completed, an intercept operator 
comes on the line and asks for the 
user's number. After the number 
has been given, the "buffer" is 
released and the call is made. 

Although this process usually 
takes only about one minute, it is 
possible that it could be totally 
eliminated by the use of an 
electronic switch. This electronic 
switch is one of the proposals 
made to change the phoning 
system at Centenary. With this 
switch, the intercept operator is 
eliminated and the caller will be 
automatically billed. 

But as for now, and probably 
for some time to come, Cen- 
tenary will stay with the Centrex 
system. And until the Public 
Service Commission decides 
whether or not to allow Bell 
Telephone Co. to phase out the 
STAN number system, Cen- 
tenary students will continue 
making long distance calls in the 
old familiar way. 



Homecoming: Who's responsible? 



by Mickey Zemann 

Traditionally, Homecoming 
has been an alumni sponsored 
and financed event. However, in 
the past few years the alumni 
office has requested more and 
more aid, both financially and 
organizationally, from the S.G.A. 
Last year, Chairperson of the 
S.G.A.'s Homecoming Com- 
mittee Alyce Boudreaux was 
asked by Chris Webb to once 
again grant aid from the S.G.A. 
for Homecoming. Boudreaux, 
fearing this aid would backfire in 
coming years, requested that 
Webb send a letter to the S.G.A. 
with the assurance that 
Homecoming would remain an 
alumni sponsored event. Webb 
responded through a letter to the 
S.G.A. signed by Wayne Curtis, 
then President of the Alumni 



Board of Directors. The letter 
stated that the Board affirmed 
their committment to the 
tradition of Homecoming and 
further stated that their intention 
"is and has been to participate to 
the fullest extent to all events 
surrounding the Homecoming 
queen and her court." He also 
gave Boudreaux his oral 
agreement that Homecoming 
would remain an alumni 
tradition. 

This year Webb, in apparent 
disregard for the previous year's 
agreement, contacted President 
Thurndotte Baughman and 
requested that the S.G.A. assume 
full responsibility for 
Homecoming and its ensuing 
events. Reasoning that, on 
Centenary's campus, 
Homecoming is no longer an 
Alumni event, Webb felt the 



students should assume 
responsibility for it. According to 
Sr. Senator Richard Wallace and 
Fr. Senator Susan Scott, the 
general feeling among students is 
to reject Webb's request. The 
S.G.A. will not participate in this 
year's Homecoming and the 
decision as the existance of 
Centenary's Homecoming will 
rest with the Alumni Office. 

S.G.A. Vice President 
Boudreaux spoke on behalf of the 
students, "The main concern of 
students is not the Homecoming 
event itself but the queen and her 
court." The S.G.A. has decided to 
incorporate a queen and her 
court in this year's Fall Ball. Of 
course, if Webb decides to set 
Homecoming following Fall Ball 
he could certainly present the 
^Fall Ball Court. If however, he 
decides to have Homecoming in 



the Spring he may elect a whole Homecoming or not, the students 

new queen and her court. The will have their queen and court, 

point is, regardless of whether Alas, the ultimate decision rests 

Webb decides to have in the hands of the Alumni Office. 



TALENTED 

AND 

SHORT OF CASH? 

THE CONGLOMERATE'S 

LOOKING FOR 

REPORTERS & 

PHOTOGRAPHERS! 

THE CONGLOMERATE PAYS 

$5 per story printed & 

$4 per photograph used. 

If interested come by THE CONGLOMERATE office at 8:00 p.m., 
September 29 or contact any CONGLOMERATE Editor! 



Page 2— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, September 22, 1983 

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR 



September 18, 1983 
To the Editors, 

I am writing in response to an 
editorial that appeared in last 
week's Conglomerate titled 
"SUB Needs Help." I wish to 
clarify some misinformed 
opinions. 

The SUB is the Student Union 
Building— I have been in the SUB 
at all hours of the day and night 
and have always seen students 
there. Sometimes only a few are 
sitting and conversing; other 
times there are 100 people in the 
Coffeehouse watching a VCR 
movie. So deflates the thought 
that "students wouldn't be 
caught dead in there." 

It is true that "so much is in 
need of repair" and "plenty could 



be done to improve the ap- 
pearance of the SUB"; however, 
I would like to present a few 
overlooked facts. Several years 
ago a plan for total renovation of 
the SUB was proposed. The 
following year's Senate 
examined those plans and scaled 
them down to refurbishment of 
the present building. A ceiling 
was installed as was a new sound 
system with speakers scattered 
across the ceiling. This past 
year's SGA bought new couches, 
new tables and chairs, new 
carpets, and added plants for 
atmosphere. Specially fitted 
$1600 decorator Venetian blinds 
were also installed. 

Not only have there been these 
improvements, but the Cof- 



feehouse has made great strides 
in the last few years. The walls 
were papered, new curtains 
hung, and a giant screen TV and 
VCR machine were purchased. 
Even more recently, a new floor 
was laid. In addition to these 
changes, the menu was expanded 
to include everything from 
breakfast biscuits to yogurt and 
ice cream. 

Renovation of any building is a 
slow and expensive process. Past 
Senate's have worked on rec- 
tifying the situation; this year's 
Senate will continue to do the 
same. In the meantime, the SGA 
is open to any suggestions and 
ideas for betterment of the SUB. 
Sincerely, 

Thurndotte Baughman 
SGA President 




THE CONGLOMERATE 

V.\a\ Robertson Lea Anne Burelbaeh 

Co-Editors 

Business Manager Lynette Potter 

News Editor. Emily Canter 

Features Editor Carole Powell 

Entertainment Editor Mickey Zemann 

Sports Editor Laura Luff 

Copy Editor Susan Illing 

Managing Editor Craig Coleman 

Layout Editor Lisa Illing 

Advertising Manager Lisa Illing 

Chief Photographer Chris Murphy 

Photographers Bob Thomas 

Rick Anders 
Jim Ogden 

Columnists Tina Hackett 

Larry Morse 
Betsy Camp 

Staff Sarah Engman, Susan Kirby 

Susan Lagrone, Betty Hall 
Elizabeth Wadsworth 

Advisors Janie Flournoy 

Dr. Michael Hall 
Gary West 

Printer The Bossier Tribune 

Publishing Company 

The Conglomerate is written and edited by the students of 
Centenary College, 2911 Centenary Blvd., Shreveport, LA, 
71134-0188. The views presented are those of the staff and do 
not necessarily reflect administration policies of the college. 

The Conglomerate is published on a weekly basis except 
for summer school semesters, holidays, dead week, and 
examination periods. Subscription price is $9 per year. 

The Conglomerate welcomes letters to the editor and other 
contributions, but reserves the right to edit correspondence 
received and reject any and all contributions. Contributions 
become property of The Conglomerate. Letters must be 
accompanied with the name of the author. Deadline for copy 
is Sunday, 6:00 p.m. 



The officers of the 1983-84 Senate 
(1 to r): Vice President Alyce 
Boudreaux, President Thurndotte 
Baughman, and Secretary 
Carolyn Benham. Not pictured — 



r. 



% 



Letter to the editor 

re: S.U.B. 
To the Editor: 

You know the S.U.B. is what 
you make it. And that's the whole 
point. Maybe if we all got 
together— and donated posters, 
time, and desire to fix it up— we 
could make the S.U.B. what we 
want. 

Every so often, a group of 
friends and myself go to the 
S.U.B. to get away from the 
books, and we all have a great 



time being together, bouncing a 
ping pong ball around. 

My suggestion: see if Kathy 
Heard will allow us to begin 
working on it. Maybe when they 
see that people are really in- 
terested — some money can be put 
into it. What do you think? 

A Student 

(Editor's note: I think it's a 
wonderful idea! We'll talk with 
Kathy about it. Thank you for 
responding.) 



Senate Minutes 



(This is merely a report of , 
the Senate meeting of 20 Sep- 
tember and does not represent 
the official minutes of the Senate. ) 

The Tuesday, September 20, 

1983 meeting of the Student 
Senate was called t order by 
President Thurndotte Baughman 
at 11:06 a.m. Following the ap- 
proval of the previous meeting's 
minutes and the approval, with 
revisions, of the minutes from the 
S.G.A. Retreat, Treasurer Diane 
Fowler presented the 1983-84 
S.G.A. budget, as agreed upon at 
Retreat. 

The Senate heard reports from 
its standing and ad hoc com- 
mittees during Tuesday's 
meeting. The chairpersons of its 
standing committees on Elec- 
tions, Entertainment, and 
Forums reported to the S.G.A. on 
the initial work done by their 
respective committees thus far 
this semester. Senator Kelly 
Crawford, chairperson of the 
Senate's ad hoc committee on 
graduation reported that her 
committee was examining the 
possible financial savings of 
making graduation one week 
earlier than the tentative May 27, 

1984 date. 

One of the hottest items on 
Tuesday's agenda involved the 
budget deficit of last year's 
Yoncopin. Editor of the 1982-83 
Yoncopin, Todd Moore, and 
yearbook advisor, Janie 
Flournoy, were questioned by the 



Senate as to the origin of the 
deficit. Moore stated that the 
deficit was caused by: 1) low ad 
sales, and 2) costs incurred due 
to proofsheet corrections and 
deadlines missed. During 
questioning Moore pointed the 
finger of blame at the yearbook's 
business manager and ad staff 
for causing the deficit through 
their poor performance. 

Under "Old Business," the 
Senate discussed the various 
shortcomings in the new Caf 
policy and heard the opinions of 
several students present at the 
meeting concerning the matter. 
After much discussion, S.G.A. 
Representative to the Caf 
Committee, Senator Matt 
Robinson, was asked to chair an 
ad hoc committee to look into 
ways of modifying the new Caf 
policy to the benefit of the 
students, while still saving 
money. 

Under "New Business," the 
Senate approved the ap- 
pointment of Melanie Sloan to 
restore the plants in the S.U.B. to 
good health. The senior male and 
female positions on the Judicial 
Board are currently vacant and 
the Senate approved a motion to 
seek qualified seniors to fill the 
posts. The Senate also appointed 
Laurie Simmons to the female 
position on the Intercollegiate 
Athletics Committee. 

The Senate adjourned at 12:11 
p.m. 



Words from Wonderland 



by Betsy Camp 

This has been an exciting week 
for me. I have made a few 
discoveries which you may find 
to be interesting. What 
discoveries have I made? Well, 
sit back, have a cigar and some 
of this Chivas which I purchased 
just for you and you and you 
and... 

After no sleuthing whatsoever, 
I found out that the S.U.B. is only 
fit for miserable people. Yes, it is 
true. And I can prove it. How? I 
frequent the S.U.B. and, as you 
all know, I am a miserable 
person. I only go there to be with 
my own kind. We hang around, 
play video games, watch MTV, 
and commisserate. Every now 



and then, one of us commits 
suicide just to keep the party 
going. Of course, this cuts down 
on membership in S.U.B.- 
S.T.A.N.D.A.R.D., the S.U.B. 
club, So, if you want to drop by... 

I also did some research 
concerning the S.U.B.-and- 
misery and I discovered this next 
item: while the S.U.B. was being 
built, a worker mysteriously 
.died. It is rumored that he died of 
boredom. And the building was 
not yet finished. Scary, huh? 
Sometimes, if you listen very 
closely, you can still hear him 
dragging his bucket of mortar 
around in the attic. 

The last thing that was 
revealed to me is horrifying. So 



horrifying that only Stephen King 
would believe it. There are bats 
in the attic. Yes, bats. Those 
furry, winged creatures which 
turn into vampires when 
provoked. Now that this horrible 
fact is known, someone is bound 
to remember some student who 
disappeared back in 1975, or a 
maintenance man who never 
came back from a routine check. 
But never fear. These are har- 
mless fruit bats. They are all 
interior decorators and... 

Actually, the only things to 
worry about are minor. Such as, 
if an undue amount of meat 
suddenly appears on the caf 
menu, or if someone has a dog 
named Cujo. 



Curtis Robertson, 
Centenary Artist 



Thursday, September 22, 1983— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 3 



by Carole Powell 

Need a portrait painted, a wall 
painted, a tee-shirt designed for 
an organization, or perhaps a 
sketch for your dorm room? The 
best man for the job may well be 
Curtis Robertson, a Centenary 
student who can do all this and 
more. 

Curtis, a junior art major will 
draw, paint, sketch, or carve 
anything for a fee. The artist, 
who won't pick up a pen for less 
than $15 or a brush for less than 
$100, has found that his art can be 
profitable. 

He was able to spend a 
lucrative summer when hired to 
repaint the trucks of the Santa 
Maria Produce Company, a local 
business which has boosted 
support for all things Italian via 
scenes and slogans on their 



produce trucks since 1945. 

Among the subjects repainted 
by Curtis this summer were da 
Vinci's "Last Supper" ; Giovanni 
Basilone, an Italian American 
WWII hero; Guglielmo Marconi, 
father of the wireless ; and Roma, 
the Eternal City. Robertson will 
also design a scene for a truck. 
He is considering Columbus 
discovering America or a view of 
Venice. 

He has just completed a series 
of 25 numbered, and signed, 
prints, from a woodcarving 
depicting a panda. The carving is 
based on a sketch done by Curtis 
at the Peking Zoo this summer 
during the Centenary Choir's trip 
to China. The 6"x8" prints are 
being sold to interested parties 
for $10 each. 

Curtis Robertson is no starving 
artist. 





Leonard's Jewelers 

4841 Line Ave. 
(in front of Pierremont Mall) 

Fraternity and Sorority 

Jewelry 

Artcarved Class Rings 

Fine Jewelry 

and 
Repair Service 



Sheraton 

at 

Pierremont Plaza 

is now accepting 

application for 

experienced waiters 

and buspersons. 

Must have 1 year's 

experience. 

1419 East 70th 



Kevin's 

322 Texas St. 

Sandwiches, Soups, Salads & Stuffed Spuds 

Performing Friday & Saturday 

Foolish Behavior 

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Page 4— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, September 22, 1983 

Summer Fun at MLP 



Activity at Centenary may 
move to a slower pace after May 
for some people, but certainly not 
for those involved with Marjorie 
Lyons Playhouse. 

The Playhouse was kept full 
and busy with two productions 
this summer, "Annie" and "The 
Heiress." 

"Annie" opened on June 23. 
Directed by Robert Buseick, the 
production featured a cast of 
thirty-three performers, with 
Jennifer McJunkins as ANNIE, 
Bill Norton as DADDY WAR- 
BUCKS, and Anne Germillion as 
MISS HANNIGAN. ROOSTER 
HANNIGAN and his girlfriend 
LILY were played by Patric 
McWilliams and Christy 
Bickham and David Hook played 
F.D.R., with Gale Odum playing 
the ever efficient secretary, 
GRACE FARRELL with Danny 
Sklar as the butler, DRAKE. 

The orphans were Chelsea 
Werner, Rachel Richardson, 
Claire Woodall, Meg McJunkins, 
Leann Rogers and Mitzie Shields. 
Seva May led the large chorus in 



creating many different and 
varied roles from Hooverville- 
ites to New Yorkers and servants 
in Warbuck's Mansion. The 
chorus included Amy Alderman, 
Jenifer Revere, Chris Baldwin, 
Woody Plaissance, David Eason, 
Len Smith, Larry Nickles, Jason 
Revere, Michael Donahue, 
Barbara McJunkins, Dyanna 
Kristy, Harriet Lewis, Mitzi 
Bryson, Suzanne Matheny, Kathy 
Turner, Laura Ellis, Gayle 
Davis, Cara Derrick, and Amy 
Love. Cast as SANDY was Big 
Mac Lewis. 

"Annie" was a great success 
for the Playhouse and per- 
formers. Along with receiving 
excellent reviews in various local 
papers, "Annie" was a "sell-out" 
every performance. 

Leaving little time for rest and 
relaxation, "The Heiress" 
opened for a seven performance 
run at the Playhouse on July 28. 
Director Robert Buseick selected 
a cast of this area's finest actors 
for "The Heiress." 

Patric McWilliams played the 



handsome, fortune-hunting hero, 
Morris Townsend. And again, as 
in his performance in "Annie," 
he did an excellent job. 

Anne Germillion created the 
role of the shy, frightened, and 
dominated in this the stage 
version of Henry James' 
"Washington Square." Like 
McWilliams, Gremillion also 
performed in this past summer's 
first play, "Annie." 

The other main role was played 
by Jim Montgomery, who acted 
as Dr. Austin Sloper. 

Supporting the trio of 
Gremillion, McWilliams, and 
Montgomery were more of 
Shreveport and this area's finest 
actors. With performances by 
memory Lee Streun, Julia Jof- 
frein, Cynthia Hawkins, John 
Willcox, Kerri Rivers and Susan 
Wise. 

So, while you were out having 
"fun in the sun" Buseick and his 
casts of "Annie" and "The 
Heiress" were having fun... in the 
Playhouse. 



The Playhouse 



The modern building on the 
corner of Woodlawn and 
Wilkinson is uncluttered, sleek. 
Neat beds of rose bushes color 
the boulevard from the street to 
the lacy grillwork gates opening 
onto a shaded interior patio. The 
slow splashing of a new fountain 
is peaceful. 

The building is the Marjorie 
Lyons Playhouse. On the outside 
it is quiet and uncluttered; on the 
inside, it is anything but that. 

"This has been the craziest, 
most incredible year," beamed 
theatre director Bob Buseick, 
seated at his desk piled high with 
scripts and drawings, coffee 
mugs, books, and videotape 
equipment everywhere. In his 
15th year with the theatre 
department, Buseick is much like 
his building — good looking on 
the outside and full of energy and 
creativity on the inside. 

"It's like we were caught in the 
eye of a hurricane and suddenly 
we asked ourselves how we got it 
all done. I guess by not giving 
up." 

The year was incredible. 

It began in the fall on the MLP 
stage with "My Sister in This 
House" and ended nine months 
later on Washington, D.C.'s 
Kennedy Center Stage with the 
now award-winning production of 
"My Sister." In between were 21 
performances of "Trixie True, 
Teen Detective," "come back to 



the five and dime, jimmy dean, 
jimmy dean," and "Whose Life 
Is It Anyway?" ; a two-and-a-half 
week, 14-play trip to New York 
during the January Interim; 
competitions and benefit per- 
formances of "My Sister"; 
workshops at the Red Rivei 
Revel Arts Festival and in 
schools; volunteer choreography 
and directing. This is in addition 
to the 14-plus courses taught each 
semester in acting, theatre- 
history, directing, set design 
costume, dance, public speaking 
and debate. 

Even with such a monumenta; 
schedule, Bob and his "harem" 
keep things running smoothly. 
The gals are Ginger Darnell 
Folmer, '64, choreographer and 
dance instructor; Lee Ellen 
Holloway, '72, the technical 
director who picked up in March 
where a former staff member left 
off; Isobel Rosenbloom and Anne 
Gremillion, '74, voice in- 
structors; Rebecca Hefter, who 
will teach speech in the fall; and 
Angie McWilliams, secretary, 
seamstress, coffee-maker, mom. 

It is Angie's son, Patric, a '78 
graduate of Centenary, who 
takes time from his busy career 
in New York to do costumes 
designs and periodic directing for 
the Playhouse productions. 

There are other alumni like 
Patric, who keep in touch with 
Bob and his department. Jim 



Montgomery, '68, editorial page 
editor of The (Shreveport) 
Times, is very active in Cen- 
tenary theatre, including his 
going along to the Kennedy 
Center for the American College 
Theatre Festival. 

Rick Hawkins, '73, winner of an 
Emmy, organized a theatre 
reunion at Centenary last year. 
Mary Bozeman, '52, a 
professional actress in New York 
brought her show to the MLP 
stage during Alumni Weekend in 
1981. Jim Journey, '68, editor of 
Artbeat in Shreveport, writes 
regularly about MLP produc- 
tions. And the list could go on and 
on. 

"This is incredible, too," Bob 
, said, "because I tell my majors 
not to major in theatre. If there is 
anything else they can major in, I 
suggest they do that. But if they 
are willing to really work, be 
dedicated and committed and be 
able to accept rejection and 
disappointments, then I tell them 
to go for it!" 

Bob may be taking his own 
advice as he launches into a new 
project himself. 

"The time is perfect for a 
professional repertory theatre 
company, and it would definitely 
be advantageous for Centenary, 
as well as for the community," he 
said. "I'd like to see 8 to 10 
professionals who would use this 
facility in the fall to put together 




Patric McWilliams portrayed the fortune hunting Morris Townsend 
and Anne Gremillion "the Heiress" in this summer's production of 
"The Heiress." 




(I to r) Robert Buseick, chairman of the Theater/Speech department 
and director of "Annie," and "The Heiress," Ginger Folmer, 
assistant professor and choreographer, and Lee Ellen Holloway, 
technical director. 



several productions, then tour 
the state for the rest of the year. 
"Perhaps they would prepare a 
three-show season with the shows 
suitable for high school, college, 
and adult audiences. They could 
do workshops, go into the schools, 
and work with the students. It's 
done in a lot of states, and I'd like 
to see Centenary organize it for 



our state." 

And when the curtain goes up, 
it will be a new maroon one given 
to the Theatre Department by 
Charlton Lyons, Jr., whose 
mother built the Playhouse. 

There's nothing quiet about 
Centenary's Theatre Depart- 
ment. "We do a lot for a little 
school." 



Thursday, September 22, 1983— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 5 




The cast of "Annie" takes a bow. 



(1 to r) Jennifer McJunkins and Big Mac portrayed Annie and Sandy in 
M.L.P.'s June production of "Annie." 



The Dining Room 



by A. R. Gurney, Jr. 

THE DINING ROOM is a 
brilliantly conceived and richly 
humorous theatrical tour de 
force (and long run off-Broadway 
success) in which six performers 
portray a wide array of diverse 
characters as they delineate the 
dying life-style of wealthy 
WASPdom, and the now 
neglected room which was once a 
vital center of family life. 

"...hilarious and touching. . .as 
comic sketch crazily succeeds 
comic sketch a whole pattern of 
American life emerges..." Clive 
Barnes, N. Y. POST. 

The play is set in the dining 
room of a typical well-to-do 
household, the place where the 
family assembled daily for 
breakfast and dinner and for any 
and all special occasions. The 
action is comprised of a mosaic 
of interrelated scenes - some 
funny, some touching, some 
rueful - which, taken together, 
create an in-depth portrait of a 
vanishing species: the upper 
middle class WASP. The actors 
change roles from little boys to 
stern grandfathers, and from 
giggling teenage girls to Irish 
housemaids. Each vignette in- 
troduces a new set of people and 
events: a father lectures his son 
on grammar and politics; a boy 
returns from boarding school to 
discover his mother's infidelity; 
a senile grandmother doesn't 
recognize her own sons at 
Christmas dinner; a daughter, 
her marriage a shambles, pleads 



futilely to return home, etc. 
Dovetailing swiftly and 
smoothly, the varied scenes 
coalesce, ultimately, into a 
theatrical experience of ex- 
ceptional range, compassionate 
humor and abundant humanity. 

The cast for the Centenary 
College Theatre Departments 
opening production, and their 
entry in the XVI American 
College Theatre Festival, has 
been selected by director Robert 
R. Buseick. 

The six actors performing the 
sixty characters in "THE 
DINING ROOM" will be Cynthia 
Hawkins, Deidre Love, Todd T. 
Moore, Lee Morgan, Kerri 
Rivers and Malcolm A. Wills. 
"The Dining Room" is a richly 
woven, imaginative, affectionate 
and often hilarious look at a 
vanishing breed - the American 
upper middle class. 

Miss Hawkins brings a wealth 
of experience to the stage with 
this assortment of characters in 
"The Dining Room." In the 
summer production of "The 
Heiress" she played Marion 
Almond. Cindy's performances 
as Sissy "Come Back to the 5 
and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy 
Dean," Miss Amelia in "Ballad 
of the Sad Cafe," the wife in 
"Rashomon," and Emily Bronte 
in "Masterpieces" have 
established her as one of the 
areas' most talented and 
promising actresses. Her roles in 
"Madame de Sade" as Renee de 
Sade and "My Sister In This 



House" as Christine brought 
Cindy two Irene Ryan Awards at 
The American College Theatre 
Festival. Cindy received her B.A. 
in Theatre last year from Cen- 
tenary, but has returned for a 
fifth year to work toward a 
teacher certification. 

Deidre Love is a sophomore 
theatre major from Hallsville, 
Texas making her first ap- 
pearance on the Marjorie Lyons 
stage. Prior to college Ms. Love 
played Beatrice in "The Effect of 
Gamma Rays on Man in the 
Moon Marigolds," Genny in 
"Bring Back Birdie," Ursula in 
"Bye Bye Birdie" and Mercy 
Lewis in "The Crucible." Dee is 
also a member of the newly 
formed dance company, 
"Escaped Images" at Centenary 
College. 

Todd Moore was last seen on 
the Playhouse stage as the oldest 
Snow son in the 1977 summer 
musical "Carousel." Since that 
time he has graduated from 
Southfield, attended Washington 
and Lee for two years, and is 
currently a senior English major 
at Centenary College. He has 
appeared previously in a 
Gaslight production. Last year 
Todd was the Editor of the 
Centenary College Yearbook, the 
YONCOPIN. 

A junior Theatre Major at 
Centenary Lee Morgan brings a 
varied theatre background to the 
many roles he will be playing in 
"The Dining Room." Lee has 
composed music for productions 



of "My Sister In This House" and 
been properties master for 
"Madame de Sade." For Peter 
Pan Players he played Dick in 
"Mary Poppins" and at Cen- 
tenary he's appeared in "The 
Ballad of the Sad Cafe," "No, No 
Nanette," "Medea," "As You 
Like It," "Rashmon," "Trixie 
True," "Teen Detective," and 
"Come Back to the 5 and Dime, 
Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean." 

Ms. Rivers was the Irish maid, 
Maria in the past summer 
production of i "The Heiress" at 
Marjorie Lyons Playhouse and 
was the stage manager for 
"ANNIE." Following her 1978 
graduation from Centenary with 
a theatre degree, she spent three 
years in Washington, D.C. where 
she appeared in a production of 
"Man of La Mancha." At Mar- 
jorie Lyons, Kerri scored 
triumphs as Myra in "Battle of 
Angels," Mildred in "The Secret 
Affairs of Mildred Wild," and 
Mona in "Dames at Sea." Kerri 
won two Rivertowne Players 
Awards for "Hedda Gabler" and 
"Battle of Angels. M She is 
currently employed at 
Gremillion and Pou Advertising. 

Malcolm W. Wills is a junior 
transfer from Lon Morris College 
majoring in Theatre. He has done 
a great deal of theatre in Hawaii 
which is his family home. 
Malcolm has appeared in 
productions of "Guys and Dolls," 
"Oliver Twist," "Lil' Abner," 
"South Pacific," "Hamlet," and 



"Hot L. Baltimore." 

The sets and lights are being 
designed by Lee Ellen Holloway, 
the resident designer and 
technical director at Centenary 
College. Ms. Holloway received 
her Masters degree from San 
Francisco State. In California 
she worked at the Actor's Ark 
and designed lights for "Gianni 
Schicci" at San Francisco State. 
In Shreveport, Lee Ellen has 
designed sets and lights for 
"Private Lives" and lights for 
"Tosca." As an actress she has 
been seen in "Celebration," 
"Cabaret," and "Oklahoma" 
winning the Times Award for 
Best Actress. She designed the 
sets for "Annie" and "The 
Heiress." 

Other staff members for "The 
Dining Room" will include 
costumes by Patric McWilliams, 
properties by Pam Ebarb, 
Denise McGuffey, and Melanie 
Lea, with senior theatre major 
Janette Fox as Assistant 
Director-Stage Manager. 

Box office for "The Dining 
Room" will open on October 10 
and tickets are priced at $3.00 for 
students not attending Centenary 
and $6.00 for adults. A special 
discount is available for groups 
by calling 869-5242 and speaking 
with Box Office Manager, Angie 
McWilliams. "The Dining 
Room" plays at 8 p.m. on Oc- 
tober 13, 14, 15, 20, 21, 22 and at 2 
p.m. on Sunday, October 16. 



Page 6— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, September 22, 1983 




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Is it VCR or is it reel? 



Trepidation is spreading: 
"Where's the movie gonna be this 
week — the Coffeehouse or the 
SUB stage?" 

Calm down. The Coffeehouse 
has flicks every weekend 
(Saturday and Sunday nights) 
and is now alternating with the 
SUB stage in showing films Bi- 
weekly on Wednesday and 
Friday nights. Check with your 
brand new SGA calender and 
note how every other Wednesday 
and Friday has "VCR movie, 
Coffeehouse" marked down. All 
clear now? 

What kind of movies are 
planned for which nites? We are 
retaining the practice of showing 
the same film on Wednesday and 
Friday, running the more recent, 
"big" movies. Sunday night films 
are different, but follow the same 
criterion as the Wed.-Fri. night 
movies. That leaves us Saturday 
night to play with. 

If a party requested NIGHT OF 
THE LIVING DEAD, SHEN- 
NANDOAH, WAR OF THE 



WORLDS, A CLOCKWORK 
ORANGE, or ZORRO, Saturday 
night would be the night to show 
them. We are planning on films 
like THE GRADUATE, MAD 
MAX (predecessor to the ROAD 
WARRIOR), THE MALTESE 
FALCON, THE OCTAGON, A 
BOY AND HIS DOG, as well as 
Midnight-cult type movies to give 
us that experience of educational 
cultural diversity that Centenary 
is famous for. 



Film requests are encouraged. 
We need that feedback. If you 
have a film in mind that you 
would like to see, please write out 
the title and pass it on to Kathy 
Heard, the Student Activities 
Director, either by mail or in 
person. Her office is located next 
to the SUB stage, in the corner. A 
checklist may be available 
before the end of September to 
make things easier. 



Date 


Worth Watching 

Channel Time Title 


Fri. 


6 




8:00p.m. 


"For Love and Honor" 


Fri. 


12 




8:00p.m. 


"Blazing Saddles" 


Sat. 


17 




7:05 p.m. 


"The Bridge on the 
River Kwai" 


Sun. 


12 




noon 


"Dallas vs. New Orleans" 


Sun. 


3 




8:00p.m. 


"Thunderball" 


Mon. 


12 




7:00p.m. 


"AfterMASH" 


Mon. 


3 




8:00 p.m. 


"Green Bay vs. New 
York Giants" 


Wed. 


3 




8:00 p.m. 


"Dynasty— season 
premiere" 




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Sunday, September 25 

6:30 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 

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Around Town 



Located only five minutes 
away from campus, (by foot of 
course) sits a tiny little eating 
establishment. If one is not 
careful, this place may be passed 
by by the average hurried per- 
son. What are we talking about? 
COUNTER CULTURE... a divine 
sandwich and yogurt shop. 

One of our personal favorites is 
the overstuffed chicken sand- 
wich. It is delightfully seasoned 
and topped with fresh sprouts, 
lettuce, and tomatoes. Another 
outstanding choice is the hot ham 
and cheese sandwich. One may 
choose from swiss cheese or 
American cheese; chips and 
pickles are included. If you are 
not in the mood for a sandwich, 
try the fresh fruit salad, tossed 



salad, and-or the soup of the day. 
Any selection would not be a 
mistake. 

All else aside, the yogurt is 
awarded our gold star! The fruit 
flavors vary from day to day, but 
plain is always available. The 
yogurt is served in a variety of 
ways, but the Humphrey yogurt 
is the most exciting. It consists of 
a large portion of the yogurt of 
your choice, granola, honey, and 
the three fruits of the day. This 
would never be a bad selection! 

Everything at Counter Culture 
is very inexpensive and available 
from 11:00 a.m. til 8:00 p.m. 
seven days a week. So until next 
week, enjoy yourself "AROUND 
TOWN." 



Cultural Perspectives Schedule 



'Sept. 4-Oct. 9— 



Sept. 27- 



Meadows Museum, The Milton Wichner 
Collection: Tawlensky, Kandisky, 
Feininger, Moboly-Nagy, Fischinger 
(Art Exhibit) 



Mickle 114, 3 : 00-5 : 00 or 7 : 30-9 : 30 

Cops, Buster Keaton and Gold Rush, 

Charlie Chaplin (Film) 
Sept. 29— Mickle 114, 7 : 00 The Sorrow and the Pity 

(French film) 
**Bettinger's Best Bets 

The Shreveport Symphony opens its season September 24 
and 25 with Witold Anthony Turkiewiecy, Pianist. 
Performances are at 8:00 p.m. Saturday and 3:00 p.m. 
Sunday. Student tickets start at $6.50. 



Job Opportunities 

NEW YOGURT SHOP needs Counter Help for all shifts. 
Located in nearby mall. $3.50 per hour. 

MALE FILE CLERK needed for office 5 p.m. til 9 p.m. 
Flexible salary. 

SALES FOR MEN'S SHOE DEPT. 

20 hrs. per week, must be available during lunch hour and 

some Saturdays. Minimum wage. 

OFFICE PERSON — Minimum Wage. 12-15 hours per week 
plus Saturday. 

Courtesy Car Driver — 2 p.m. til 10 p.m. Sunday thru 
Tuesday. $3.50 per hour. 

Week-end Banking Monitor. $3.50 per hour. 2 shifts needed 
for Saturday and Sunday. 

Nearby Hospital has openings for Week-end Outpatient Clerk 
and Teachers Aide in Child Development Center. 

I receive numerous requests for Babysitters. If you are not 
on the list please come by Room 127 Hamilton Hall. 

If you are interested in any of the above jobs, call Leah 869- 
5117 or come by Room 127 1-4 p.m. Monday-Thursday to 
check other available jobs. 



VCR Movie 

"FAME" 

Friday, Sept. 23 

9:30 p.m. 

S.U.B. 




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869-1228 



8 p.m. to 12 mid. Sun.-Thurs. 
8 p.m. to 1 a.m. Fri.-Sat. 



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Thursday, September 22, 1983— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 7 



CHOR member Carole Powell receives the snap from center during a 

recent Intra murals game. 



Intramurals — underway 

Well, Intramural football and volleyball are finally 
under way. After weeks of practice at Hardin Field, the 
football teams began the two day pre-season with a bang as the 
OX's defeated the Buffalo's, Sigs triumphed over the Sun 
Devils, and CSCC took the TKE's. On the second day of pre- 
season the NADS beat ROTC and the Choir suffered a loss to 
KE II. The regular season schedule will be as follows: 
Day-Date Time Team 

Thurs.— 22 4:30 Sigl-CHOR 

5:30 NAD-ThetaChi 

6:30 ZTA-Chi-0 



Sun— 25 


1:00 


Buff-KEI 




2:00 


CSCC-Chi-0 




3:00 


CSCC-Theta Chi 




4:00 


TKE-ROTC 


Mon— 26 


4:30 


ZTA-Sexton 




5:30 


SD-NADS 


Tues— 27 


4:30 


Chi-O-CHOR 




5:30 


TKE-Sigl 


Wed— 28 


4:30 


Buff-ROTC 




5:30 


CSCC-Sexton 


*Games played at Hardin Field 




the action's nonstop in Intramurals, even in the Girls' Division. 



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Chi Omega 

Hey everybody! The Chi 
Omegas are back and have 
started the year off with a great 
Rush and 21 fantastic new 
pledges. The 1983 Chi Omega Fall 
Pledge Class includes: Macy 
Evert, Karen Fletcher, Miriam 
Goins, Lynn Hanson, Rynelle 
Harrington, Jennifer Holland, 
Dabney Huckabay, Lauri 
Humphreys, Susan Illing, Sue 
Joiner, Shelly Lambrecht, Diana 
Marble, Braun Ray, Becki Rice, 
Jennifer Schultz, Susan Scott, 
Sandra Sherrod, Joy Sikes, 
Rachel Thomas, Elizabeth 
Wadsworth, and Judy Williams. 
Could this possibly be another 
N.O.P.C.? 

Congratulations are extended 
to Aimee Franklin and Melonie 
Raichel - our 2 newly initiated 
members of Chi Omega. We are 
also pleased to announce the 
affiliation of Katie Stevens to the 
Iota Gamma Chapter of Chi 
Omega and to welcome back 
Marcie Shepherd. 

Congratulations also go out to 
all those Chi Omegas who have 
been elected to new positions: 
Sue Joiner and Susan Scott - 
Freshmen Representatives to the 
S.G.A.; Braun Ray - Freshman 
Representative to the Judicial 
Board; Jennifer Schultz - Fresh- 
man Representative to James 
Dorm Council; Holly Andries - 
member of Library Committee 
for S.G.A.; and Carolyn Benham 
and Liz Montgomery - President 
and Vice-President of the P. E. 
Majors Club, respectively. Good 

China Interim 

Any student who wishes to 
register for the Interim travel- 
study tour to China must do so 
before October 1. Due to the 
lengthy preparations which must 
be made, no student will be 
allowed to register after that 
date. If you are interested, please 
contact Professor Shaw (LB 23- 
B, 869-5183 or 949-9360) im- 
mediately. 



luck to the Chi Omegas trying out 
for cheerleader and good luck to 
that ferocious Chi O flag football 
team in their game against the 
ZTA's 4:30, Thursday. 

We would also like to 
congratulate Becca Aired, Kim 
Boynton, and Kim Cady for their 
engagements; Mickey Zemann 
for getting pinned; and Lisa 
Rothell Graham on her recent 
marriage. 

Thanks go out to the KA's for 
their wonderfully traditional 
Thursday night party, to the 
Theta Chis for their truly tacky 
Greek Party, and to the TKE's 
for their swinging Motown Party. 
We are definitely looking forward 
to a fantastic Hawaiian Party 
Friday night — it should be one 
wild experience. BEWARE: The 
Blue Owls will be in full force. 

ZTA 

The Zetas are excited to an- 
nounce that Las Vegas Night will 
be this Saturday, 9-1 p.m., at the 
Zeta house. Everybody is ready 
for a rip-roaring good time, so 
ya'H come on by. Tickets may be 
bought from any Zeta and will 
also be sold at the door. 
Congratulations to Donna 
Richardson (she's engaged!). 
Claire Wiegand is this year's 
recipient of the Zeta Tau Alpha 
Foundation Scholarship in 
memory of Margaret Hope Hick- 
man (great work, Claire). Dee 
Love is in the next play at 
Marjorie Lyons. Thanks to Dr. 
Labor for giving us a marvelous 
lecture on study habits. Thanks 



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alums, for the ice cream social 
Tuesday. The fabulous Zeta 
football team will play Sexton 
next Monday, so everyone come 
cheer us on. We are all looking 
forward to the swap with the 
KA's this Friday (what a great 
way to kick off the weekend!). 
Until next week.... 

KA 

Well, another week has passed 
and we've made it through 
another weekend. Our combined 
KA-ROTC football team lost a 7-6 
squeaker last week. The team is 
far from being military, but 
hopefully we will be more 
uniformed by the next game. Our 
Pledges are still waiting to 
slaughter the Sig Pledges in a 
game of football as soon as they 
can get the courage to set a date 
to play on. Nick Nolfe is our new 
number IX (nine): He's getting 
power hungry in his old age. Joey 
Kray is the new Pledge class 
president, while Frank Carrol 
holds down the office of 
treasurer. The pool is just around 
the corner guys, so get those 
lower backs ready! Dig it? We 
want to see everybody down at 
the house Thursday night for our 
usual "Alternative to Studying" 
party. If you need a study break 
or you want to break your 
studying, come on down and have 
a cold one or two or three! The 
festivities start at 8:00 p.m. 
tonight! We are looking forward 
to our swap with the Zeta's 
Friday. Be ready to swap! Try 
outs for Moss Crew start when 
the sand arrives, so be ready 
Plebes! The base-line bums are 
plotting their return to the 
basketball games, so play ball 
Gents! We are diagramming a 
gator-pyramid for the games but 
our computer would not process 
the information we fed it. It sure 
liked the drinks though! Until 
next week "Hug your Mug"!! 



Extra! Extra! 

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Daily 

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Page 8— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, September 22, 1963 







Centenary Soccer team is currently 2-2-0 and the team's prospects are 
high for the remainder of the season. 



SPCEIS 

Soccer 

by Laura Luff 
Sports Editor 

After starting off the season 
with two road losses and scoring 
only one goal, the Centenary 
soccer team swept a pair of home 
games, shutting out Ouachita 
Baptist 1-0 and defeating the 
University of Dallas 6-1. The 
victories raised the Gents' record 
to 2-2-0. 

Jeff Foster, the Gents' leading 
scorer, after four games with 
seven points, took a midf ield pass 
and drove down the spine through 
three defenders scoring the 
Gents only goal in the Ouachita 
victory. Jay Poss, the second 
leading scorer with four points, 



scored the Gents first two goals 
and Foster added three assists in 
the Dallas victory. Freshman 
Mark Knepper, after two games 
has only allowed 0.5 goals per 
game. The Gents took a season 
high 32 shots against Dallas, with 
14 of those shot at goal, scoring a 
season high six points. 

"We played very well as a 
team," head coach Glenn Evans 
said about the Dallas game, "We 
are taking better shots and our 



transition game is beginning to 
come around." 

Making up the 1983-84 soccer 
roster are: goalies - Kraig 
Bowen, Mark Knepper, Pablo 
Ossio, forwards - Jan Van 
Denberg, Jeff Foster, Jay Poss, 
Steve Sanguinetti, backers - Matt 
Cardillo, Doug Crone, John 
Graham, Jack Conner, Brad 
Hoge, Scott Davidson, Charlie 
Warren, Robert Miller, Keith 
McPherson, and John Lee. 



Rifle team places second 



Baseball 

The Gents picked up two road 
wins, Saturday, September 18, in 
a doubleheader against 
Louisiana College. It brought 
their total count to 4-1-1, four 
wins, one loss, and one tie. 

The first game was relatively 
quiet with the Wildcats leading 1- 
0, until the Gents exploded for 
four runs in the third inning. 
Mohon led off the inning with a 
walk and Tony Tefoya followed 
up with a single. Both were 
scored when Billy Harwell hit a 



three run homerun. Wasko 
reached first on an error by the 
Wildcats' first baseman and then 
stole second. Kubik then 
delivered a single scoring Wasko 
and ending the top of the third 
inning. The Gents leaded 4-1. The 
Wildcats scored two runs in the 
bottom of the third with the final 
score 4-3. 

Leading off the second game of 
the doubleheader, the Gents 
scored two runs in the first in- 
ning. Harwell delivered a single 
and was later scored when 
Williams drove him in. Several 
pitches later Williams scored on 
a wild pitch, closing the first 
inning 2-0. 



The Gents gathered three more 
runs in the third inning. They 
were aided by three walks, one 
sacrifice bunt, and two singles. 

Going into the fifth inning, the 
Gents still had an edge over 
Louisiana College with a 5-2 lead. 
Goldman led off with a single and 
stole second. Wayne Rathbun 
drove Goldman in a single. Nolfe 
reached base on a Wildcat error. 
Greene hit a single scoring Rath- 
bun and Nolfe. Greene later 
scored on a wild pitch. The 
Wildcats attempted to catch up in 
the bottom of the fifth and sixth 
innings scoring two runs. The 
Gents took their second win of the 
day 9-5. 



Centenary's itifle Team was 
defeated in its season opener by 
Northeast on September 17. 
Despite the loss Centenary 
placed in four of the top seven 
spots in the individual matches: 
2nd - Adam Harbuck (472), 3rd - 
Rick Kaiser (462), 6th - Connie 
Thode (438), 7th - Chris Edwards 
(435). In position results Adam 
Harbuck placed first in two 
events - high prone target and 



prone overall. 

The Rifle Team is coached by 
Captain John Cooley and its team 
members include: Steve Watson, 
Rick Kaiser, Adam Harbuck, 
Chris Edwards, Connie Thode, 
Ed Hand, Dave Shoffner, and 
Melanie Raichel. The next match? 
is scheduled for Friday, Sep- 
tember 30, against Northwestern 
and the Louisiana National 
Guard. 



Fall 1 983 Rifle Schedule 


September 17 


NLU Home 


September 30 


NSU Home 


October 8 


NLU Away 


October 8 or 18 


UNO (Postal) 


October 15 


NSU Away 


October 21-23 


Sam Houston State Away 


November 1 or 10 


Texas Tech (Postal) 


November 5 


NLU Home 


November 8 or 23 


UNO I.G. (Postal) 


December 15 or 20 


Texas A& I (Postal) 


February 4 


NSU Away 


February 11 


NLU Away 


March 1 thru 3 


Nicholls State Away 



■ 



Zeta Tau Alpha 



presents 



Las Vegas 
Night 



1983 



Saturday 

September 24, 1983 

9 p.m.-1 a.m. 

Tickets sold in advance from any 
Zeta member or at the door. 




Rambling & 

25<p 
REEB. 



THE 






CONGLOMERATE 



September 29, 1983 



Shreveport, Louisiana 



Vol. 78, No. 6 



Go Gents 



by Scott Andrews 

The air was jublant in Haines 
Gym as final cheerleader tryouts 
were underway Tuesday night. 
All the participants were ready, 
anxious, and willing to show their 
stuff and try to fill those precious 
openings. Most of the group 
arrived thirty to forty-five 
minutes early in order to practice 
their preps, cheers, and jumps. 
At 7:00 p.m. cheerleaders Scott 
Sexton, Jill Brown, Sue Haynie, 
Kenny Gele, and Lisa Chaisson 
began juding. The energy of the 
prospective cheerleaders filled 
the gym and everyone within 
with a special excitement. They 
chanted, cheered, jumped, and 



did fantastic doubles stunts while 
camera's clicked around them. 
"Most everyone was nervous," 
said Kolby Nix, one prospect, 
indicating that was good by 
saying, "the cheerleaders got to 
see how we did under pressure." 

After the tryouts, Judy 
Williams, another prospect, said, 
"make it or not I had fun." Five 
minutes after that statement. 
James lobby was a madhouse of 
screams and cheers as Jill Brown 
posted the list that brought 
Centenary's total number of 
cheerleaders to fifteen. 

Congratulations to new 
cheerleaders Rick Anders, Bill 
Ball, Susan Beauboeuf, Danny 



Gleason, Jennifer Holland, 
Donna Monk, Kolby Nix, Sandra 
Sherrod, Craig Spence, and Judy 
Williams. When asked what they 
thought about making the 
cheerleading squad, answers 
varied from Rick Anders' 
"suprise" to Danny Gleason's "I 
don't know I can't think right 
now." Craig Spence seemed to 
sum everything up by saving, 
"Go Gents." 

The cheerleaders will have thie 
first meeting Friday, to size for 
uniforms and begin planning 
money-making projects for the 
larger squad. 

"Go Gents." 




SGA Probe media funding 



Each year, the Student 
Government Association 
allocates the budgets for all 
media organizations on Cen- 
tenary's campus. Obviously, this 
is no easy task since the SGA is 
only given a certain amount of 
funds to divide. 

However, this year the SGA 
was faced with a new and dif- 
ferent kind of problem. In the 
middle of the summer, Thurn- 
dotte Baughman, SGA President, 
was told that the Youncopin staff 
went slightly over $4,000 over its 
budget for last year. The SGA 
had to get the bill paid and find 
out exactly what happened. 

On September 20, Todd Moore, 
the 1982-83 Yoncopin Editor, and 
Janie Flournoy, the yearbook 
advisor, went in front of the SGA 
to explain and give some insight 
as to the origin of the deficit. 
Moore stated that the deficit was 
caused by low ad sales and cost 
incurred due to proofsheet 
corrections and deadlines 
missed. During the questioning, 
Moore pointed the blame at the 
Yearbook's business manager 
and ad staff for causing the 
deficit through their poor per- 
formances. 

However, when questioned on 
the origin of the deficit, Dawne 
Calhoun, this year's Yoncopin 
Editor, said that Moore's ex- 



pected amount of ad sales were 
"Obviously unobtainable," and 
that the missed deadlines showed 
the lack of organization of the 
staff. She also felt that the 
moment that Moore realized he 
was going over his budget, he 
should have immediately gone to 
the SGA for some assistance. 

The problem faced by the SGA 
now is how to determine who is 
responsible for the $4,000 deficit 
and how it is going to get paid. 

Should this years Yoncopin 
budget be cut the total amount of 
the deficit due to last year's 
Youncopin? Or should a small 
amount be taken out of each 
media organizations' budgets to 
cover the Youncopin deficit? 

No matter what is done to fix 
the problem now, the SGA wants 
to insure that a situation similar 
to this will not arise in the future. 
Junior SGA Senator Bob Thomas 
is currently working on a new by- 
law which would hold each media 
head i.e. Youncopin Editor, 
Conglomerate Editor, KSCL 
Manager, directly and personally 
responsible for working within 
their given budget. 

When told about this new by- 
law, several media heads 
claimed that they felt the by-law 
would be unreasonable since 
unexpected costs always arise. 
Calhoun went as far as saying 



that she may have to resign her 
position as Youncopin Editor if 
the proposed by-law is passed. 
Accordingly, several other media 
heads shared her feelings. 

The SGA feels confident that 
they will be able to work with all 
of the media heads and find a 
financial arrangement that will 
satisfy both the SGA's 
requirements and the media 
organization's needs. 



Weeks of hard work were put to the test Tuesday night as tryouts were 
held for cheerleader. Pictured are Susan Beauboeuf and Dan Gleason, 
two who made it. (Photo by Scott Andrews) 

Editorial 

The option is ours 



"The Iron Law of Oligarchy" 
"In general, most people do not 
choose to exercise the power 
which they have." 
Robert Michels 

Historically students were 
the central power of the 
university. A professor was paid 
by the number of students that 



The question is 
awareness 



by Clay Robertson & 
Susan Scott 

In a recent interview, Dr. 
Donald Webb, President of 
Centenary College, expressed an 
interest in the formation of a 
Crisis Awareness Committee to 
aid the Centenary community in 
coping with such varied 
problems as natural disasters, 
crime, and student emergencies. 

The committee's chief function 
would be to make students aware 
of what to do or who to contact in 
the event of a tornado of late 
night student emergency. It is 
hoped that this new sense of 
awareness would also serve to 
prevent some problems from 



developing at all. 

Initially, the committee would 
prepare a working paper which 
would be shared with the Senate, 
R.A.'s, and the Faculty so as to 
receive maximum input from all 
sources. 

In the past, the College has 
attempted to react intelligently 
to whatever situations might 
develop. President Webb 



enrolled in his or her class. In 
other words, the students WERE 
the institution. The faculty and 
administration realized that 
without the students the 
university could not function. 

Lately there has been some 
question as to who should ac- 
tually determine campus 
policies. The recent Cafeteria 
policy has obviousy caused quite 
a bit of unrest among Cen- 
tenary's students. Many feel as 
though nothing can be done, that 
we must merely accept the 
conditions that we are forced to 
finance. Fortunately this is not 
the case. 

Centenary, just as any other 
institution, is politicised. We as 
the students play a vital role in 
this political system. The S.G.A., 
in theory, is our representative 
body. In practice, however, this 
is not always the case. Though 
the blame should not rest on the 
senators alone. It is our 
responsibility to make our 



stressed that a "happy medium" concerns known, the student 
existed somewhere between the body need only do two things: 



current lack of guidelines and 
rigid bureaucracy designed 
especially for emergency 
situations. It is this medium that 
the Crisis Awareness Committee 
will seek and hopefully discover. 



Organize and Exercise. As an 
organized group, complaints and 
concerns could be voiced ef- 
fectively for positive results. The 
option is ours... 

Monte Smith 



Page 2— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, September 29, 1983 

ILIETTIEIPS 

To the Editor: organize, sponsor, and enjoy as 

I wish to respond to the piece in many Homecoming-related 
the September 22 Conglomerate, events as they will." (dated 
titled "Homecoming: Who's October 5, 1982) 
Responsible?", which ran on the In sum, while Homecoming is 
front page. I feel that the running by nature a chance for alumni to 
of the article may be a positive return to alma mater, it is only 
step in that it may stimulate nominally so. Over the past 8 
some meaningful and con- years or so, participation has 
structive dialogue among gone from marginal, to less. But 
members of the community — Homecoming has also been an 
dialogue which has been sorely occasion for students to 
lacking, and which has certainly celebrate, and since the alumni 
not occurred yet this fall. have made a realistic re- 

We had asked, as soon as this examination of what 

year's basketball schedule was Homecoming is to them, by 
issued (in July), that S.G.A. voting with their feet, perhaps 
consider the schedule and pick a the opinion of the student body 
date for Homecoming, if not should be sought about the value 
immediately, then early this of Homecoming, 
semester, so that sufficient time In 1974 at the State University 
would exist for preparation and of New York, Brockport, 
publicity. Homecoming faced a similar 

That is the sum total of the problem. The student body 
dialogue this year. decided to encourage the alumni 

The letter quoted in last week's to support Homecoming by 
article from Wayne Curtis, then initiating a series of discussions, 
our alumni president, to S.G.A. After two years and a lot of 
does 'affirm the intention of discussion and planning, 
alumni to "participate to the Homecoming was once again a 
fullest extent both financially and successful campus-wide event, 
organizationally in the events This is an example of what 
surrounding the Queen and dialogue can do. In any case, on 
Court," and, (the letter con- this campus we could certainly 
tinues) "the basketball game, be enjoying a lot more dialogue 
and related events appropriate to between the parties who have an 
all alumni. While lack of par- interest in Homecoming. I would 
ticipation in the latter forces us to welcome the opportunity to share 
reduce the number and scale of in that dialogue. 
Homecoming-related events for ^ 

alumni, we maintain that Cen- Chris Webb 
tenary students should be free to Director of Alumni Relations 



James Watt: A man whose 
time has come 



THE CONGLOMERATE 

Clay Robertson LeaAnn Burelbach 

Co-Editors 

Business Manager Lynette Potter 

News Editor Emily Canter 

Features Editor Carole Powell 

Entertainment Editor Mickey Zemann 

Sports Editor Laura Luff 

Managing Editor Lisa Illing 

Distribution Editor Craig Coleman 

Advertising Manager Lisa Illing 

Staff Typist Susan Illing 

Chief Photographer Chris Murphy 

Photographers Rick Anders, Jim Ogden, 

Scott Andrews 

Columnists Tina Hackett & Larry Morse, 

Betsy Camp 

Reporters Donald Truitt, Susan Scott, 

Jennifer Schultz, Darrien Daigle 

Staff Sarah Engman, Susan Lagrone 

Advisors Janie Flournoy, Dr. Michael Hall, 

Gary West 

Printer The Bossier Tribune 

Publishing Co. 

The Conglomerate is written and edited by the students of 
Centenary College, 2911 Centenary Blvd., Shreveport, LA, 
71134-0188. The views presented are those of the staff and do 
not necessarily reflect administration policies of the college. 

The Conglomerate is published on a weekly basis except 
for summer school semesters, holidays, dead week, and 
examination periods. Subscription price is $9 per year. 

The Conglomerate welcomes letters to the editor and other 
contributions, but reserves the right to edit correspondence 
received and reject any and all contributions. Contributions 
become property of The Conglomerate. Letters must be 
accompanied with the name of the author. Deadline for copy 
is Sunday, 6:00 p.m. 



by Clay Robertson 
Co-Editor 

After much consideration, 
particularly in light of his recent 
faux pas concerning the com- 
position of his coal-leasing study 
commission, I can only conclude, 
however belatedly, that the time 
has come for Interior Secretary 
James Gaius Watt to resign. 

While one can not deny that 
James Watt has brought a 
business-like management style 
to the Interior Department, his 
past actions reveal a man whose 
heartlessness regarding en- 
vironmental issues is equaled 
only by his political ineptitude.' 

The environmental record of 
James Watt, prior to his ap- 
pointment as Interior Secretary, 
speaks just as badly of Mr. Watt 
as his record following his 
nomination by Ronald Reagan. 
In the mid-1960's, Watt, as a 
lawyer, opposed needed 
government regulations 
regarding strip-mining and 
water pollution. Watt, in the 
years prior to the Reagan 
presidency, was associated with 
the Mountain States Legal 
Foundation (M.S.L.F.) an 
organization that worked for the 
repeal of Federal environmental 
statutes. A participant in the so- 



called "Sagebrush Rebellion," a 
movement with goals similiar to 
those of the M.S.L.F., Watt, as 
Interior Secretary, appointed 
many of his fellow "Sagebrush 
Rebels" to high Interior 
Department posts. The thought of 
"Sagebrush Rebels" in the In- 
terior Department strikes me as 
rather ironic, since technically 
they would be "attempting to 
enforce" laws which only a few 
years before they /had actively 
opposed. The course that James 
Watt has pursued as Interior 
Secretary has, unfortunately, 
shown little indication of being 
any different from the one that he 
pursued as a lawyer opposing 
environmental laws. Thus far, 
during his tenure in office, 
Secretary Watt has, among other 
things, halted the expansion of 
the national parks system, 
allowed the development of 
mineral resources in protected 
lands, virtually halted additions 
to the "Endangered Species 
List," and opened the way for 
such permanent developments as 
roads in wilderness areas. 

Secretary Watt also seems, to 
me, to be constantly striving to 
reach new heights of political 
ineptitude. During the past 2V2 
years, James Watt has managed 
to compare environmentalists to 



Nazis (in their zeal for a central 
government), to offend virtually 
every fan of the Beach Boys, and 
to say that the Republicans were 
the only true Americans. Then, of 
course, there is my personal 
favorite, where Secretary Watt 
stated that he believed that we 
didn't need to worry about the 
environment, because with the 
Second Coming in twenty years, 
it all wouldn't really matter. 
Watt's recent reference to his 
coal-leasing study commission as 
being composed oa "a black, a 
woman, 2 Jews, and a cripple," 
only serves to highlight the fact 
that the job Secretary Watt 
seems to do best is make off-the- 
cuff remarks which embarass 
the President. 

There are, of course, those who 
will claim that Watt is merely a 
lightning rod designed to draw 
the fire away from President 
Reagan over his environmental 
record. I, for one, always un- 
derstood that it was the purpose 
of a lightning rod to deflect away 
any lightning which might come 
its way, not to create lightning 
storms, so that it would have 
something to absorb. And to me, 
that's what James Watt seems to 
be doing: causing more trouble 
for the President than he 
deflects. 



Words from Wonderland 



by Betsy Camp 

Now that fall is trying 
desperately to arrive, men and 
women across the United States 
are rushing to shopping malls 
and boutiques in order to pur- 
chase the latest fall fashions. 
They will scratch and bite to be 
the first to wear the latest of- 
ferings from the salons of Dior, 
Chanel, and de la Renta. Their 
nostrils will flare happily at the 
first scent of new Gucci leather. 

At this very moment, hundreds 
of men and women munch 
Godiva chocolates while they 
scrutinize Patek Philippe wat- 
ches and wait for the shops lining 
Fifth Avenue and Rodeo Drive to 
fling their doors wide open. 

What fools they are! There is 
no need whatsoever to spend 
large amounts of money on new 
clothing. With a few alterations, 
last year's fall fashions will pass 
easily for this year's. 

This fall, clothing fashions 
have not changed enough to 
warrant drastic alterations on 
last year's clothes. If lapels or 
collars are too wide, simply snip 



off the excess material and 
adhere the edges with Scotch 
tape. Pleats may be removed 
from skirts by ironing and 
starching them flat. If pleats 
refuse to become un-pleated, 
popsicle sticks glued horizontally 
across the pleats should provide 
to be most effective. 

Hats are definitely "in" for 
Fall '83. If spending $30-50 on a 
hat is not appealing, try looking 
in thrift shops or "antique' junk 
stores. A hat purchased at one of 
these places will be old enough to 
appear modern and best of all, it 
will be authentic right down to 
the moth-holes. 

Shoes are always a fashion 
headache. This year, why not 
alleviate that headache by 
becoming a do-it-yourself shoe- 
repair person. If the heels on last 
year's shoes are too high, simply 
saw them off to the correct 
height. If they are too low, small 
pieces of wood whittled to the 
proper shape and height may be 
glued to the existing heel to in- 
crease height. Dying and 
bleaching work well to change 
the color of leather. If shoes and 



accessories are vinyl or patent 
leather, four to six coats of paint 
should provide satisfactory 
results. 

Hairstyles change as rapidly as 
the management at a fast-food 
restaurant. And the prices 
hairstylists charge go up even 
faster. To beat the high cost of 
grooming, simply adopt one 
hairstyle until you own con- 
trolling stock in at least three 
major corporations. Women 
should wear their hair in buns or 
ponytails to disguise fallen 
bouffants and overgrown wedge 
cuts. This is simple, and is 
always considered to be chic and 
sophisticated. Men might choose 
crewcuts, mohawks or other 
related styles. These are New 
Wave, rugged, and if worn with 
proper attire, punk. 

These are but a few tips for fast 
fall fashion updates. Others, such 
as sanding leather jackets to 
make them appear to be suede, 
are too common to discuss. This 
year, be wise and avoid the Fifth 
Avenue rush. Stay home and 
alter. 



Thursday, September 29, 1983— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 3 



Editorial 



On the cost of Flight 007 



"What can be the scope of 
legitimate mutual discourse of a 
state whose values permit such 
atrocities, and what to make of a 
regime which establishes one set 
of standards for itself and 
another for the rest of mankin- 
d?" These are the words used by 
President Ronald Reagan to 
express American and in- 
ternational shock and dismay at 
the Soviet destruction of a 
Korean jet liner. Over the three 
weeks since the incident on 
September 1, the Soviet Union 
has been condemned and at- 
tacked from all corners of the 

Humor 



globe. In that time, nations 
around the world have, in various 
ways, shown their disapproval. 
For example: The Soviet airline, 
Aeroflot, has been officially 
banned in some 15 countries; the 
United States and her NATO 
allies officially condemned the 
act at the European Security 
Conference in Madrid; the 
United States has suspended 
trade, transportation, and 
cultural negotiation; South 
Korea has discontinued its at- 
tempt to establish "cool 
relations" with Moscow; the UN 
Security Council debated the 



issue, and requested an apology 
and reparations (the USSR 
vetoed the debate and refused to 
release and apology, or ad- 
mission of guilt, not to mention 
the reparations to the victims 
families. 

In a retrospective view of these 
actions, the outlook does not look 
promising. Granted, the loss of 
life is of the greatest regret! 
However the entire incident and 
the actions taken by the nations 
of the world will in the long run 
harm the global political scene. 
Many feel that harsher 
retaliatory actions should have 
been initiated. As well, these 
people further argue that the 
Soviet Union will feel no pain 
from the actions already taken. 
This may be true from where we 



Halting the Crime wave of '83 



A distinguished looking, 
middle-aged man stepped into an 
ordinarily-looking telephone 
booth and proceeded to remove a 
hidden tape recorder and manila 
envelope from a secret com- 
partment. After checking to 
make sure that no one was 
looking, he turned the tape player 
on and opened the envelope. 

"Good morning, Mr. Phelps," 
the tape said. "Centenary 
College is in the midst of a major 
crime wave, a crime wave which 
must be stopped. Your mission, 
should you decide to accept it, is 
to stop the Centenary crime 
wave. As always, should you or 
any of your IMF force be killed or 
captured, the Secretary will deny 
any knowledge of your existence. 
This tape will self-destruct in five 
seconds." 
Later that day— 

In an apartment in the city, 
after much consideration, Jim 
Phelps made the phone call that 
he had been dreading for years. 
After several minutes of dealing 
with the federal bureaucracy, 
Phelps finally reached the 
Secretary. 

"Yes, Mr. Secretary, this is 
James Phelps, of the IMF. We've 
decided not to accept the Cen- 
tenary mission. It's just too 
impossible for us. I know that 
we've < never turned down an 
assignment before, but we were 
planning to have a beach party 
that weekend, too. Yes, sir, thank 
you sir. I'm sure you can find 
someone else for this one. Good 
day, Mr. Secretary." 
The next day— 

An elderly Chinese gentleman 
appeared at the President's door 
and requested to see Dr. Webb. 
Later, in the President's office, 
the elderly man proved to be 
anything but elderly or Chinese. 

"So you want to hire the A- 
Team?" the unidentified man 



asked a perplexed Dr. Webb. 

Before President Webb could 
reply, the mysterious man 
identified himself as Colonel 
John Smith, of the A-Team, and 
struck a match for his cigar on 
the President's desk. 

"Here's the plan! We'll draw 
the crooks out into Hardin Field 
and engage them in a fire-fight. 
Murdock can borrow a B-52 from 
the airbase across the river and 
hit 'em from the air, if we need it, 
too. 'Course that'll be messy, but 
it'll get the job done. I love it 
when a plan comes together!" 
Smith said, puffing contentedly 
on his cigar. 

"I've changed my mind. I don't 
want to hire the A-Team," the 
flabbergasted President 
mumbled, just before a hulking 
black man with a mohawk and a 
large quantity of gold jewelry 
burst through a wall. 
The next day— 

The noonday crowd in the 
coffeehouse was startled by the 
appearance of a tall, 
distinguished man in a tuxedo. 
This mystery man held the 
crowd's attention only as long as 
the commercial interrupting "All 
My Children" lasted, with its 
completion their attention 
returned to their soap. 

"Vodka martini, shaken not 
stirred, with a lemon twist?" 
requested the mysterious man, in 
a very formal British accent. 

"I'm sorry, sir... We don't serve 
alcohol here." the rather stunned 
coffeehouse clerk replied. 

"What? No vodka martinis, no 
exotic locales and no beautiful 
women with exotic names. 
Connery and Lazenby never 
seemed to have these problems. 
Well, I shan't stand for it, 00 
agents just don't get assigned to 
Shreveport, no matter what M 
says." 



A day later 

The situation had finally gotten 
drastic and drastic situations 
require drastic actions. The 
crime wave had engulfed Cen- 
tenary and was, in fact, ham- 
pering the operating of the 
College and its classes. Sensing 
that there was only option which 
remained open to him, President 
Webb called the Sunnyvale 
Retirement Home. Centenary's 
greatest hero had always been 
the Gent, or at least he had been 
until he had retired following his 
defeat by APATHY during the 
'70's. Now, he was being called 
back for one more battle. 

There had been reports that his 
powers had weakened during his 
retirement, but those reports 
appeared to be incorrect, for the 
Gent grew stronger from the 
moment his ambulance entered 
the Centenary campus. The evil 
crime wave, apparently sensing 
the Gent's presence, im- 
mediately engaged him in 
combat on Hardin Field. 

The pitched battle between the 
Gent and the crime wave lasted 
for more than an hour, and 
finally ended with the Gent's 
defeat. 

However, as the two opposing 
forces duelled, a crowd of 
students gathered around the 
fringes of Hardin Field to watch 
the battle. And now, with their 
hero defeated, and the crime 
wave gloating insufferably, a 
spontaneous reaction swept 
through the crowd, and cheers 
for the Gent were yelled like 
never before. The support of the 
students revitalized the Gent, 
who proceeded to get up, brushed 
the dirt from his suit and 
renewed his battle with the 
crime wave. Their battle ended 
seconds later, with a brilliant 
flash of light. Only the Gent now 
remained, a victorious Gent. 



stand. However, the repercussions 
economically, politically and 
culturally will be irreversible for 
some time. The most detrimental 
result will be the further distance 
created in the gap between the 
two political and economic 
cultures of the East and West. It 
also puts arms negotions on a 
cold back burner. In this regard 
the US will only increase its 
determination to place nuclear 
warheads in Europe, widening 
the gap even further. 

Unfortunately it is the 
aggressive nature of the Soviet 
government and their increasing 
stubborness to defend them- 
selves from the "Imperialistic 
Capitalists," that may eventually 
result in a real and catostrophic 
political conflict. I will agree that 



the Soviets have the right to 
defend their airspace and 
territorial rights, however that 
does not make their actions 
earlier this month completely 
legitimate. They, as a nation in 
our modern world, have the 
responsibility to act with 
toleration and moderation! In- 
stead they (the Soviet leader- 
ship; not necessarily the Russian 
people) consistantly display an 
outright disregard for in- 
ternational law and rights. They 
have throughout their 66 year 
history, bullied their way through 
the "china shop" of international 
politics. One day, the situation 
will be pushed to the breaking 
point because of the ideological 

stubborness of nations. 

Tom Ufert 



Senate Minutes 



by Clay Robertson 

(This is merely a report of the 
Senate meeting of 27 September 
and does not represent the of- 
ficial minutes of the Senate.) 

The Tuesday, September 27, 
1983 meeting of the Student 
Senate was called to order by 
President Thurndotte Baughman 
at 11:06 a.m. The minutes from 
the previous Senate meeting 
were approved, with one 
correction by Senator Mike 
Fertitta. Treasurer Diane 
Fowler reported that the S.G.A. 
would receive $42,863.88 for the 
Fall Semester, the amount 
consisting of student fees and 
carryover from last year. 

Under "Committee Reports," 
the Senate heard from its ad hoc 
committees on Graduation, Caf 
Policies, and Library 

Typewriters. Senator Kelly 
Crawford asked all senators, to 
turn in their petitions concerning 
graduation as soon as possible, 
and also stated that a final 
decision on the date of graduation 
should be reached in the October 
17 faculty meeting. Senator Matt 
Robinson of the Caf Policies 
presented several suggestions 
that had been brought to him 
concerning the new CAf policy. 
After much consideration, the 
Senate approved a motion 
reaffirming its support of the new 
Caf policies, with the exception of 



Article 4, which prohibits the 
removal of such items as ice 
cream cones, and soft drinks in 
small personal containers from 
the Caf. Senator Bob Thomas 
presented information con- 
cerning the purchase of two 
typewriters for student use, to be 
placed in the Library. The Senate 
approved an outlay of $1418.30 for 
the project. 

Under the heading of "Old 
Business," the Senate debated on 
the extent of its involvement in 
the Woodrow Willson Fellowship 
program. After a lengthy 
discussion, the S.G.A. agreed 
upon a $1500 outlay of funds for 
the Fall Semester only. The $1500 
would represent slightly more 
than one-half of the money 
required, and included the 
stipulation that the Senate be 
allowed to choose the speaker. 
The Senate also choose designs 
by Emily Canter and Mitch 
Pengra for their T-shirts. Senator 
Richard Wallace announced that 
the Fall Blood Drive would be 
held on Monday, October 24, from 
9 a.m. - 4 p.m., either in the SUB 
or in the Blood Center van. 
Senator Ron Whitler also an- 
nounced that talks were un- 
derway with LSUS concerning a 
football game between the two 
schools. 

The Senate adjourned at ap- 
proximately 12:05 p.m. 



C and S Wix N' Wax 

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Holders All Shapes and Sizes 

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SCHEDULED 




7-7:45 p.m. 
7:15-9 p.m. 

8 p.m. 
8-9 p.m. 



Milburn Bond (Whittler) 

Tex Grimslev (Fiddle-maklno) 

Nancy Reynolds (Quiltmaking) 

Annette Simmons (Spinning wool) 

Catherine & Jim Christenson 

Trout Fishing in Americo 

(Comedy/music) 

Animated Film 

Brad Kozak & Deia Vu (Jazz. 'rock) 

MONDAY, OCT 2 



SATURDAY, OCT. 1 



Time 

11 a.m.-l p.m. 
11 a.m.-noon 
11: 10-11:30 a.m. 

11.30-noon 


Artist, Medium 

Mary L. Porter (Prlntmoklng) 
8th Air Force Band 
Kahilis, The Comedian 
DeQueen Tip Toes (dancers) 


Area 

Main Demo Tent 
La. Downs Stage 
Budwelser Stage 
Pioneer Bank Stage 


1212:30 p.m. 
12: 15-1 :15 p.m. 
12:30-1 p.m. 
12:30-1:15 p.m. 


Opening Ceremonies 
Bluer Skies (Songs) 
8th Air Force Band 
Cahoots (Country/Rock) 


La. Downs Stage 
Budweiser Stage 
La. Downs Stage 
Pioneer Bank Stage 


1-3 p.m. 


Marilyn Berg (English smocking) 
Tex Grimslev (Fiddle-making) 
Brownie Ford (Calun cowboy) 


Main Demo Tent 
Folk Arts Area 1 
Folk Arts Area 2 


1:15-1:45 p.m. 
1:30 p.m. 
1:45-2:30 p.m. 
1:45-2:15 p.m. 


Dixie Dolls Marching Unit 
Animated Film 
Shreveport Chorale Ensemble 
Inner City Row Dance Co. 


Food Area 
Civic Theater 
La. Downs Stage 
Pioneer Bank Stage 


2-2:45 p.m. 
2:45-3:30 p.m. 


Bernie Grappe (Guitar) 
Just Folks (Bluegrass) 


Budwelser Stage 
Pioneer Bank Stage 


3-5 p.m. 

3: 15-5 p.m. 
3:30-4:30 p.m. 


Luclenne Slmone (Calligrapher) 
Tex Grimsley (Fiddie-making) 
Brownie Ford (Calun cowboy) 
Cimmaron (Rock/roll) 
David Wayne Logue (Guitar) 


Main Demo Tent 
Folk Arts Area 1 
Folk Arts Area 2 
La. Downs Stage 
Budweiser Stage 


4 p.m. 

4: 15-5: 15 p.m. 


Animated Film 

Wooden Nickel (Country/pop) 


Civic Theater 
Pioneer Bank Stage 


5-7 p.m. 

5-5:30 p.m. 
5:30-4:30 p.m. 


David Bradley (Raku pottery) 
Tex Grimslev (Fiddle-maklno) 
Brownie Ford (Caiun cowboy) 
La.-Tx. Int'l Folk Dancers 
Brad Kozak (Guitar) 


Main Demo Tent 
Folk Arts Area 1 
Folk Arts Area 2 
La. Downs Stage 
Budwelser Stage 


4 p.m. 
4-7 p.m. 
4:15-7 p.m. 


Animated Film 
Pan (Pop music) 
Paul Coates Ballet 


Civic Theater 
Pioneer Bank Stage 
La. Downs Stage 


7-9 p.m. 

7:30-8:30 p.m. 
7:45-8:45 p.m. 


Kent Follette (Potter) 
Tex Grimslev (Fiddle-making) 
Nancy Reynolds (Quilt-making) 
Brokenbow & Idabell 
Waterfall (Pop music) 


Main Demo Tent 
Folk Arts Area 1 
Folk Arts Area 2 
Budweiser Stage 
La. Downs Stage 


8 p.m. 
8-9 p.m. 


Animated Film 

Lazarus (Original music) 

SUNDAY, OCT. 2 


Civic Theater 
Pioneer Bank Stage 



11 a.m.-l p.m. 



11-11 :30 a.m. 

11. 45- no on 

12-1:30 p.m. 
12:30-1 p.m. 
12:30-1:30 p.m. 

1-3 p.m. 



1:30 p.m. 
1:35-2 p.m. 
1:45-3:15 p.m. 

2 p.m. 

2: 15-2:45 p.m. 

2:15-4 p.m. 
2:30 p.m. 

3-5 p.m. 



3:30-4:15 p.m. 

4 p.m. 
4-5:45 p.m. 
4:30-5 p.m. 

5-7 p.m. 



5-5:30 p.m. 
5:30-4 p.m. 
5:30-4:30 p.m. 

4 p.m. 
4-4:30 p.m. 

4:30-7:30 p.m 



Mary L. Porter (Print-making) 
Jan Shoemake (Porcelain dolls) 
H.T. Parris (Wildlife In oi!s) 
Lenny & LaBanana (iuggling) 
Shreveport Opera 

Bill Bush Combo (Pop music) 
Dal Sanders (Magician) 
Monty & Marsha (Country) 

Myrtis Hargrove (Oil portraits) 
Mary E. Lafitte (Landscape artist) 
Bob Edgington (Shaker furniture) 
Bob Edgington (Woodworking) 
Animated Film 
Centenary Gymnlsts 
Southern Rain (Country/rock) 

History Workshop 
Doc Leigh and 
the LA Buzzard Band 
Ken Gentry (Classical) 
Photography Workshop 

Luclenne Slmone (Calligrapher) 
Tex Grimslev (Fiddle-making) 
Brownie Ford (Caiun cowboy) 
Bob Edgington (Shaker furniture) 
Dorsey Summerf ield & 
The Polyphonies (Pop music) 

Animated Film 
Breckenridge (Country/1950s) 
Lenny & LaBanana (Juggling) 

David Bradley (Raku pottery) 
Tex Grimslev (Fiddle-making) 
Brownie Ford (Caiun cowboy) 
Bob Edgington (Shaker furniture) 
La Highlands Bagpipe Band 
Starline Dancers 
Charles Gaby (Pop music) 

Animated Film 
Charles Caldwell 
(Homemade Instruments) 
Hill Country Express (Country) 



Main Demo Tent 
Folk Arts Area 1 
Folk Arts Area 2 
La. Downs Stage 
Pioneer Bank Stage 

La. Downs Stage 
Pioneer Bank Stage 
Budweiser Stage 

Main Demo Tent 
Folk Arts Area 1 
Folk Arts Area 2 
Folk Arts Area 3 
Civic Theater 
Food Area 
Pioneer Bank Stage 

Annex 

La. Downs Stage 

Budweiser Stage 
Bay 2 

Main Demo Tent 
Folk Arts Area 1 
Folk Arts Area 2 
Folk Arts Area 3 
La. Downs Stage 



Pioneer Bonk Stage 



11 o.m.-2p.m. 



11 o.m.-l p.m. 

11: 45- noon 

12-1:30 p.m. 
12-1:30 p.m. 
12:30-1: 15 p.m. 

1:30-2 p.m. 

2-4 p.m. 



2-2:30 p.m. 

3-3:30 p.m. 
3:30-4 p.m. 

4 p.m. 
4-4:45 p.m. 
44 p.m. 

4:45-5:45 p.m. 
5:30-4:30 p.m. 

4 p.m. 
4-7 p.m. 
4-7 p.m. 



4-7:30 p.m. 
4:30-7:15 p.m. 
7 p.m. 

7-8 p.m. 



7-9 p.m. 
7:30-8 p.m. 

8 p.m. 
8-9 p.m. 
8-9 p.m. 



8: 15-9 p.m. 



J.B Keith (Dulc]mer makino) 
Brownie Ford (Calun cowboy) 
Bob Edgington (Shaker furniture) 
Tony Bucci (Accordion) 
Shreveport Opera 

Philadelphia (Rock) 
Susan Balrnsfather (Folk) 
Paul Coates Ballet (Yoga) 

YMCA Fitness Fantasia (Aerobics) 

David Bradley (Raku pottery) 
Annette Simmons (Spinning wool) 
Brownie Leslie (Sculptor) 
Ardis Johnson (African drums) 
Dal Sanders (Magician) 

Bvrd High Steppers (Drill team) 
Vicki's School of Dance 

Animated Film 
Graffiti (Rhythm/blues) 
Kent Follette (Potter) 
Brownie Ford (Calun cowboy) 
Bob Edgington (Shaker furniture) 
Edoe of the Wedge (New Wave) 

Pete Ermes & Red Shoes 
(Rhythm/blues) 

Animated Film 
Shiloh (Country) 
Milburn Bond (Whittler) 
Mary Porter (Print-making) 
Brownie Ford (Caiun cowboy) 
Bob Edgington (Shaker furniture) 
Rum and Coke (Jazz) 
The Bomb Beats (Rock) 
Poetry Workshop 
Photography Workshop 
Milburn Bond (Whittler) 
Mary Porter (Print-making) 
Brownie Ford (Caiun cowboy) 
Morion White (Stone sculptor) 
Jesse Thomas & Peaches 
Dal Sanders (Magician) 

Animated Film 
The Cartoons (Pop) 
Milburn Bond (Whittler) 
Betty Knox (Oil painter) 
Marlon White (Stone sculptor) 
Jam Session 

TUESDAY, OCT. 4 



lla.m.-12:15p.m. 
11-11:30 a.m. 
11 a.m.-2 p.m. 



11:30 a.m.-l p.m. 

12:15-1 p.m. 
12:15-12:45 p.m. 
12:30-1:15 p.m; 

1:15-1:45 p.m. 
1:30-1:50 p.m. 

2-4 p.m. 

4 p.m. 
4-4 p.m. 

4: 15-4:45 p.m. 
4:45-5:30 p.m. 

5:30-4:30 p.m. 

4-7 p.m. 



4 p.m. 

6: 15-7: 15 p.m. 



Civic Theater 


4:30-7 p.m. 


Pioneer Bank Stage 


4:50-7:05 p.m 


Budweiser Stage 


7-8 p.m. 


Main Demo Tent 




Folk Arts Area 1 




Folk Arts Area 2 




Folk Arts Area 3 


7:45-8:45 p.m 


Lo. Downs Stage 




Food Area 


8-9 p.m. 


Budwelser Stage 


Civic Thea'er 


8 p.m. 


Lo. Downs Stage 


8-9 p.m. 



8:30-9 p.m. 



Tony Bucci (Accordion) 
Northwood Falcons (Drill Team) 
J.B. Keith (Dulcimer-making 
Brownie Ford (Caiun cowboy) 
Bob Edgington (Shaker furniture) 
Tapestry (Jazz quartet) 

Tony Bucci ( Accordian) 

Ballet Lyrique 

Monty & Marsha (Country) 

World's Fair Ambassadors (Jazz) 

Shreveport Opera 

David Bradley (Raku pottery) 

Animated Film 
Brownie Laslie (Sculptor) 
Brownie Ford (Caiun cowboy) 
Bob Edgington (Shaker furniture) 
Lenny & LaBanana (Juggling) 
World's Fair Ambassadors (Jazz) 

Leo's White Leopard (Kung Fu) 
Mary L. Porter (Print-making) 
Mary Fielder (Potter) 
Brownie Ford (Calun cowboy) 
Bob Edgington (Shaker furniture) 
Animated Film 
Rolling River Band (Country) 
Dal Sanders (Magician) 
Cotton Country Cloggers 
Mary L. Porter (Print-making) 
Mary Fielder (Potter) 
Marlon White (Stone Sculptor) 
Milburn Bond (Whittler) 
Kathleen Trammel 
& Friends (Pop) 

Shreveport Symphony 
Chamber Orchestra 
Animated Film 

Marlon White (Stone sculptor) 
Milburn Bond (Whittler) 
World's Folr Ambassadors (Jazz) 



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Folk Arts Arj TTg 
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Pioneer Barm 2-2:3 
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Folk Arts Arl 
Folk Arts Arj 
Folk Arts Arj 
Budwelser St. 



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4:15 
4:30- 

5:30 
5:45- 

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Folk Arts Art 
La. Downs SI 

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Tamarack (Folk) 
Marc Savoy (Accordion maker 
Brownie Ford (Caiun cowboy) 
Bob Edgington (Shaker furniture 

Shreveport Opera 

Houghton High Steppers (Drill team) 

Dixielanders (Country) 

Jam session (Rhythms) 



La. Downs Stage 
Pioneer Bank Stage 
Folk Arts Area 1 
Folk Arts Area 2 
Folk Arts Area 3 

Budweiser Stage 
Food Area 
La. Downs Stage 
Budweiser Stage 
Donald Polquin (Folk) Pioneer Bank Stage 

Crawdads (Caiun) Pioneer Bank Stage 

David Bradley (Raku pottery) Main Demo Tent 

Dal Sanders/Tom Kubinek (Magician) Budweiser Stage 
Lenny & LaBanana (Juggling) La. Downs Stage 

The Mice (Rock) Pioneer Bank Stage 

Civic Theater 
Main Demo Tent 
Folk Arts Area 1 
Folk Arts Area 2 
Folk Arts Area 3 
Pioneer Bank Stage 
Budweiser Stage 
La. Downs Stage 



Animated Film 

Jan Shoemake (Porcelain dolls) 

Marc Savoy (Accordion maker) 

Brownie Ford (Caiun cowboy) 

Bob Edgington (Shaker furniture) 

Tom Kubinek (Magician) 

Jam (Country) 

Link Davis Jr. (Country/Cajun) 

Northern Lights (Country) 
Jam (Fiddle) 

Animated Film 

The Desperados (Pop) 

Mary L. Porter (Print-making) 

Marc Savoy (Accordion maker) 

Brownie Ford (Caiun cowboy) 

Bob Edgington (Shaker furniture) 

Literature Workshop 

Jam (Children's hour) 

East Mountain Boys (Bluegrass) 

Mary L. Porter (Print-making) 

Jim McCoy (Sand candles) 

Betty Knox (Oil painter) 

Nancy Reynolds (Quiltmaker) 

Animated Film 
Jim McCoy (Sand candles) 
Betty Knox (Oil painter) 
Nancy Reynolds (Quiltmaker) 
Link Davis Jr. (Country/Cajun) 
Jam session (Love songs) 
A Theatrical Sound 
Movement Co. (Modern dance) 



THURSDAY, OCT. 6 



Pioneer Bank Stage 
Budweiser Stage 

Civic Theater 
La. Downs Stage 
Main Demo Tent 
Folk Arts Area 1 
Folk Arts Area 2 
Folk Arts Area 3 

Bay 2 

Budweiser Stage 
Pioneer Bank Stage 
Main Demo Tent 
Folk Arts Area 1 
Folk Arts Area 2 
Folk Arts Area 3 

Civic Theater 
Folk Arts Area 1 
Folk Arts Area 2 
Folk Arts Area 3 
La. Downs Stage 
Budweiser Stage 
Pioneer Bank Stage 



Dal Sanders (Magician) 
Marc Savoy (Accordion maker) 
Brownie Ford (Caiun cowboy) 
Bob Edgington (Shaker furniture) 
Brent Titcomb (Folk/Rock/Gospel) 

Shreveport Opera 
Tamarack (Folk) 
Paul Coates Yoga 
Jam session 

Donald Polquin (French) 

Lenny & LaBanana (Juggling) 
East Mountain Boys (Bluegrass) 
Ardis Johnson (African drums) 
Mary Fielder (Potter) 
Lucienne Simone (Calligrapher) 
Bossier Dance Team 

Animated Film 

Kent Follette (Potter) 

Marc Savoy (Accordion maker) 

Brownie Ford (Caiun cowboy) 

Bob Edgington (Shaker furniture) 

Scott Merritt (Folk/rock) 

Ballet Lyrique 

Sidestreet (Rock/roll) 

Snook Jones & Club of 
Clouds (Rhythm) 
Jam session 

Animated Film 

Tex Grimsley (Fiddlemaking) 
Marc Savoy (Accordion maker) 
Brownie Ford (Caiun cowboy) 
Bob Edgington (Shaker furniture) 
So. University Dancers 

Tom Kubinek (Magician) 
Dorothy Johnson and Jerry 
Lyn Riser (Table loom weaving) 
Jim McCoy (Sand candles) 
Kathleen Troquille (Paints by mouth) 
Northern Lights (Country) 
A-Train (Rock) 

Westernaires (Country) 

Animated Film 

Tex Grimsley (Fiddle making) 

Jim McCoy (Sand candles) 

Kathleen Troquille (Paints by mouth) 

Jam session 



La. Downs Stage 
Folk Arts Area 1 
Folk Arts Area 2 
Folk Arts Area 3 
Pioneer Bank Stage 

Budweiser Stage 
La. Downs Stage 
Pioneer Bank Stage 
Budweiser Stage 

La. Downs Stage 

Budweiser Stage 
Pioneer Bank Stage 
Main Demo Tent 
Folk Arts Area 1 
Folk Arts Area 2 
La. Downs Stage 

Civic Theater 
Main Demo Tent 
Folk Arts Area 1 
Folk Arts Area 2 
Folk Arts Area 3 
Budweiser Stage 
La. Downs Stage 
Pioneer Bank Stage 

La. Downs Stage 

Budweiser Stage 

Civic Theater 
Main Demo Tent 
Folk Arts Area 1 
Folk Arts Area 2 
Folk Arts Area 3 
Pioneer Bank Stage 

Pioneer Bank Stage 

Main Demo Tent 
Folk Arts Area 1 
Folk Arts Area 2 
Budweiser Stage 
La. Downs Stage 
F.onoer Bank Stage 
Civic Theater 
Main Demo Tent 
Folk Arts Area 1 
roi'r: ftrts Area 2 
Budweiser Stage 



FRIDAY, OCT. 7 



11-11:30 a.m. Tom Kubinek (Magician) 

11 a.m. -2 p.m. Marc Savoy (Accordion maker) 

Brownie Ford (Caiun cowboy) 
Bob Edgington (Shaker furniture) 

11:15-11:45 a.m. Birdie the Clown 

12-12:20 p.m. Shreveport Opera 

12: 15-1 p.m. East Mountain Boys (Bluegrass) 

12:30-1:30 p.m. Tamarack (Folk) 

12:451:30 p.m. Donald Polquin (French) 

1:30-2:15 p.m. Mitchell Korn (Guitar) 

2-2:45 p.m. Brent Titcomb (Folk/rock) 

2-4 p.m. David Bradley (Raku pottery) 

Ardis Johnson (African drums) 
Lucienne Simone (Calligrapher) 
2: 15-3 p.m. Northern Lights (Country) 

2:50-3:20 p.m. Lenny & LaBanana (Juggling) 

3-3:45 p.m. Mitchell Korn/Scott Merritt (Guitar) 

4 p.m. Animated Film 

4-4:45 p.m. Marc Savoy (Accordion) 

4-5 p.m. Sidestreet (Rock/roll) 

4-6 p.m. Brownie Leslie (Sculptor) 

Marc Savoy (Accordion maker) 
Brownie Ford (Caiun cowboy) 
Bob Edgington (Shaker furniture) 

4:30-5:15 p.m. Jam session 

4:30-5 p.m. Lenny & LaBanana (Juggling) 

5:45-6:45 p.m. The Psycho Billys ('50s Rock) 

5:45-6:45 p.m. Loggy Bayou Misfits (Bluegrass) 

6 p.m. Animated Film 

6-7 p.m. Dorothy Johnson and Jerry 

Lyn Riser (Table loom weaving) 
Marc Savoy (Accordion maker) 
Brownie Ford (Caiun cowboy) 
Bob Edgington (Shaker furniture) 

6:30-7: 15 p.m. Susan Bairnsf other (Folk/pop) 

7 p.m. Poetry Workshop 

7-9 p.m. Sarah White (Spinning) 

Tex Grimsley (Fiddle-making) 
Jan Shoemake (Porcelain dolls) 
Annette Simmons (Spinning) 
7:15-8 p.m. Mitchell Korn (Guitar) 

7:30-9 p.m. Harmon Drew (Dance Band) 

8-8:45 p.m. Jam session 

8 p.m. Animated Film 

8: 15-9 p.m. Shreveport Little Theatre 

SATURDAY, OCT. 8 



La Downs Stage 
Folk Art > Area 1 
Folk Ar l> Area 2 
Folk Arts Area 1 

Pioneer Bank Stage 

Budweiser Stage 
La. Downs Stage 
Pioneer Bank Stage 
Budweiser Stage 

La. Downs Stage 

Budweiser Stage 
Main Demo Tent 
Folk Arts Area 1 
Folk Arts Area 2 
Pioneer Bank Stage 
La. Downs Stage 

Budweiser Stage 

Civic Theater 
Pioneer Bank Stage 
La. Downs Stage 
Main Demo Tent 
Folk Arts Area 1 
Folk Arts Area 2 
Folk Arts Area 3 
Budweiser Stage 
La. Downs Stage 

Pioneer Bank Stage 
La. Downs Staae 

Civic Theater 

Main Demo Tent 
Folk Arts Area 1 
Folk Arts Area 2 
Folk Arts Area 3 
Budweiser Stage 

Bay 2 

Main Demo Tent 
Folk Arts Area 1 
Folk Arts Area 2 
Folk Arts Area 3 
Pioneer Bank Stage 
La. Downs Stage 

Budweiser Stage 
Civic Theater 
Pioneer Bank Stage 



11-ll:45a.m. Red Shield Judo 

11 a.m.-l p.m. Mary L. Porter (Print-making) 

Jim McCoy (Candlemaking) 
Brownie Leslie (Sculptor) 
Ardis Johnson (African Drums) 

11 a.m. Poetry Critique 

11-12 noon Revel Run Awards 

11:15-noon Marc Savoy and Donald 

(Accordian/guitar) 

12:30-1:15 p.m. Roadside Theatre 

(Mountain tales) 

12:30-1:15 p.m. Mitchell Korn (Guitar) 

12:45-1:30 p.m. Sidestreet (rock/roll) 

1-3 p.m. Tex Grimsley (Fiddle-making) 

Marc Savoy (Accordion maker) 
Brownie Ford (Caiun cowboy) 
Bob Edgington (Shaker furniture) 

1:30 p.m. Animated Film 

1:45-2:30 p.m. Jam session 

2: 15-3 p.m. Escaped Images Dance 

2: 15-3 p.m. Arrival (Christian Contemp.) 

3-5 p.m. Lucienne Simone (Calligrapher) 

Marc Savoy (Accordion maker) 
Brownie Ford (Caiun cowboy) 
Bob Edgington (Shaker furniture) 
3:30-4: 15 p.m. Tamarack (Folk) 

3:45-4:30 p.m. Mitchell Korn (Guitar) 

3:45-5:30 p.m. NSU Entertainers (Pop music) 

4 p.m. Animated Film 

4:45-5:30 p.m. Roadside Theatre 

(Mountain Tales) 

5-7 p.m. David Bradley (Raku pottery) 

Marc Savoy (Accordion maker) 
Brownie Ford (Caiun cowboy) 
Bob Edgington (Shaker furniture) 

5-5:45 p.m. jam session 

* am. Animated Film 

6: 15-7: 15 p.m. Loggy Bayou Misfits (Bluegrass) 

6: 15-7 p.m. East Mountain Boys (Country) 

6: 15-7 p.m. Northern Lights (Country) 

79 P-m. Kent Follette (Potter) 

Nancy Reynolds (Quilt maker) 
Betty Knox (Oil painter) 

_ „ . ._ Milburn Bond (Whittler) 

7:30-8:15 p.m. Jam session 

8pm. Animated Film 

8 : 1 5-9 p . m . R oadside Theatre 

(Mountain Tales) 

8: 159 p.m. Mitchell Korn (Guitar) 

8:35-9:10 p.m. Jam session 



La. Downs Stage 
Main Demo Tent 
Folk Arts Area 1 
Folk Arts Area 2 
Folk Arts Area 3 
Annex 

Pioneer Bank Stage 
Budweiser Stage 

La. Downs Stage 

Budweiser Stage 
Pioneer Bank Slage 

Main Demo Tent 
Folk Arts Area i 
Folk Arts Area 2 
Folk Arts Area 3 
Civic Theater 
Budweiser Stage 

La. Downs Stage 
Pioneer Bank Stage 

Main Demo Tent 
Folk Arts Area 1 
Folk Arts Area 2 
Folk Arts Area 3 
Pioneer Bank Stage 
Budweiser Stage 
La. Downs Stage 

Civic Theater 
Pioneer Bank Stage 

Main Demo Tent 
Folk Arts Area 1 
Folk Arts Area 2 
Folk Arts Area 3 
Budweiser Stage 

Civic Theater 
La. Downs Stage 
Pioneer Bank Stage 
Budweiser Stage 

Main Demo Tent 
Folk Arts Area 1 
Folk Arts Area 2 
Folk Arts Area 3 
Budweiser Stage 
Civic Theater 
La. Downs Stage 

Pioneer Bank Stage 
Budweiser Stage 



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AROUND CAMPUS 



National Miss 

The National Miss Beauty 
Pageant announces the 1983 
Louisiana National Miss state 
pageant. The Louisiana state 
queen will receive a prize 



package worth over $3000.00, 
including a scholarship, a 
sportswear wardrobe, and other 
prizes and gifts. The new queen 
will also fly, all expenses paid, to 
the nationally televised National 
Miss Beauty Pageant. The new 



Job Opportunities 

If you are interested in the FOREIGN SERVICE 
EXAMINATION, please come to R. 127 Hamilton Hall and 
pick up a packet and the information. The Deadline for 
making application is October 21, 1983. 

The Federal Aviation Administration is taking ap- 
plications for Fulltime Air Traffic Controllers. You may pick 
up the registration card and information in Room 127, 
Hamilton Hall. 

Part-time Teller for Pierremont Bank. 2:30 p.m. to 6:30 
p.m. Experience is preferred but they will train. 

General Office Person for local business. Typing and filing, 
15-25 hrs. per week. Minimum wage. 

Reading Center needs Receptionist. Must be good typist. 
Friday afternoons, 3 p.m. til 5:30 p.m. Minimum Wage. 

Recruiters for December and May Graduates will be on 
campus beginning October 13, 1983. Watch for schedule in 
next week's Conglomerate. 

IMPORTANT DATE - Interview and Resume Workshop - 
October 12 - 8: 15 p.m., Room 203 Smith Building. 

Miles Hitchcock, Personnel Administrator with P & O 
Falco will give resume' writing tips and talk about interview 
techniques. .. 



Sept, 29, S.U.B. 9:30 p.m. 




National Miss Beauty will 
receive prizes and cash worth 
over $100,000, including a car, a 
mink coat, and travel all over the 
nation. 

Outstanding young women, 
ages 17 to 27, are invited to write 
or call for further information. 
Call Erin Parsons, Louisiana 
state director, at (801) 364-8711, 
or write the Louisiana National 
Miss Pageant at: 120 "Q" Street, 
Salt Lake City, Utah, 84103. 

The state pageant, which may 
be filmed for television, will be 
held during November in New 
Orleans. 



Open Ear 



The O.E. training class for 
October has been cancelled. 

Math Club 

Junior and Senior math majors 
are currently in the process of 
reorganizing the math club. All 
math majors and other in- 
terested students are invited to 
get involved and help build up the 
math club on the Centenary 
campus. For more information, 
contact Helen Germann, Hassel 
Parker, Dale Pynes, Frank 
Serio, Jessica Soileau, or Lee 
Thompson. 

Srh ola rs h ips 

Centenary College freshman 
Kim Steir has been awarded the 
29th Grace Mims Allums 
Scholarship Award. A music 
major, Kim is the daughter of the 
Rev. and Mrs. Larry Edward 
Steir of Bossier City. 




The award was established by 
Dr. Mary Mims and given to the 
Southern Literary Club in 1935 in 
honor of Mrs. Grace Mims 
Allums, a charter member of the 
club. The award is given each 
year to an outstanding freshman 
from the Shreveport-Bossier City 
area. Mrs. R. E. White is 
chairman of the Scholarship 
Committee for the Southern 
Literary Club. 

Award Program 

The National Endowment for 
the Humanities has announced a 
new grants program for in- 
dividuals under 21 to carry out 
their own non-credit humanities 
research projects during the 
summer of 1984. The Younger 
Scholars Program will award up 
to 100 grants nationally for 
outstanding research and writing 
projects in such fields as history, 
philosophy and the study of 
literature. These projects will be 
carried out during the summer of 
1984. The application deadline is 
November 15, 1983. 

Award recipients will be ex- 
pected to work full-time for nine 
weeks during the summer, 
researching and writing a 
humanities paper under the close 
supervision of a humanities 
scholar. Please note that this is 
not a financial aid program, and 
no academic credit should be 
sought for the projects. 

A booklet of guidelines and 
application instructions should 
be available for photocopying at 
the campus student placement 
office, or write to: Younger 
Scholars Guidelines, Room 426, 
The National Endowment for the 
Humanities, Washington, D.C. 
20506. 



Leonard's Jewelers 

4841 Line Ave. 
(in front of Pierremont Mall) 

Fraternity and Sorority 

Jewelry 

Artcarved Class Rings 

Fine Jewelry 

and 
Repair Service 



Back-To-Basics 

"Healthy Cooking" 

presented by John Koellen, owner of 

Earthereal Health Food Restaurant. 

If you are interested, you must sign up! 

Sign up by calling 5266 or 
contacting Kathy Heard. 



Subscoop 

I appreciate all of the response 
I have received concerning 
imporovements on the SUB. 
Allow me to update the im- 
provements we have made over 
the past two weeks. We have 
select-a-vision on both the big 
screen T.V. and on the set on the 
stage (yes friends and neighbors, 
it is finally working). We also 
have M-TV in stereo in the 
Coffeehouse. Sorry, the 
Cablevision people will not allow 
us to have HBO. The Coffeehouse 
has a new item on the menu, iced 
tea. It's a nice break from cokes. 

Never fear, the pool tables are 
on the road to repair. Plans are 
being made to renovate them. So, 
please bear with us until then. 
The ping pong paddle situation is 
also being checked into. We are 
striving to bring you the best. 

I want to thank everyone who 
came to the Banana Split Bash. It 
was a smashing success! I never 
knew there were 101 ways to 
design a Banana Split. It was 
gluttony in its purest form. 

I'm pleased to announce the 
1983-84 S.A.A.C. members: Joey 
Crayne, Carolyn Benham, Sue 
Joiner, Richard Wallace, Ann 
Beaty, Angie Hendrix, Karen 
Mulling, Brad Lyon, Adam Myrs, 
Jennifer Holland and Jeanne 
Clampitt. Feel free to contact 
these students if you have any 
suggestions or ideas. 

Don't forget to keep those 
cards and letters coming. The 
SUB is here to serve you the best 
we can. I will new leave you on 
this note... Do you ever wonder 
where that short sidewalk in 
front of Hamilton Hall leads to? 
Until later, have a great week. 
Kathy 

Alumni 

On Saturday, Oct. 8, an un- 
precedented event will occur: 
Centenary will take a giant 
leap... backward! 

More precisely, the Office of 
Alumni Relations has planned a 
rare experience for Centenary 
College Alumni and friends. The 
event includes a tour of the 
restored Centenary campus in 
Jackson, La., built in 1825, as well 
as other sights in Jackson's 
historic district, and luncheon at 
Asphodel Plantation with owner 
Mark Couhig, a Centenary 
graduate, as host. 

Area alumni wishing to make 
the tour should contact Chris 
Webb, director of Alumni 
Relations, (318) 869-5151, by Sept. 
30. 



Dancercise 

5:30 p.m. 

Every Wednesday 

and Thursday. 

Everyone Welcome! 



GREEK BEAT 



Thursday, September 29, 1983— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 7 



Theta Chi 

Theta Chi Fraternity is pleased 
to announce Big Brothers-Little 
Brothers for this year. They are : 
LB Joe Andrews and BB Joe 
Prather, LB David Cockrill and 
BB Chris Hirsch, LB David 
Crommelin and BB Stacy Brown, 
LB Jim Fricke and BB Lee 
Smith, LB Mike Luter and BB 
John Harrison, LB Kipper 
Montgomery and BB Todd 
Keese, LB Tony Rodio and BB 
Todd Keese, LB Phil Sanov and 
BB Joe Prather, LB Robby 
Strano and BB Troy Cessna, LB 
Shep Townsend and BB Scott 
Sexton, and finally, LB John 
Wanat and BB Chris Hirsch. 

The Pledge Class is pleased to 
announce its officers for the year. 
They are: President - Phil Sanov, 
Secretary - David Cockrill, and 
Treasurer - John Wanat. The 
Pledges are also looking forward 
to their mixer with the ZTAs 
tomorrow afternoon. 



Theta Chi is once again 
demonstrating its amazing 
atheletic ability on the football 
field by soundly-and we mean 
soundly-defeating Sig II and 
Church Carreers. 

Congratulations go out to 
Daughter Mickey Zeman on 
being pinned. Sorry Bob. 

And finally, we heard that Chi- 
Hawiian Party was fun and 
that ZTA Las Venus night was out 
of this world. 



Chi Omega 



The Iota Gamma Chapter of 
Chi Omega would like to an- 
nounce its fantastic pledge class 
officers. They are: President - 
Becki Rice; Vice-President - Sue 
Joiner; Secretary - Braun Ray; 
Treasurer - Miriam Goins; 
Chaplain - Jennifer Schultz; Judy 
Williams and Shelly Lambrecht - 
House Chairmen. Pearl of the 
Week for last week was Sue 
Joiner and this week's Pearl is 
Jenifer Holland (two of our 



Around Town 



By Tina Hackett 
Larry Morse 

Are you looking for some fun 
and excitement in your Saturday 
evenings? Are you tired of going 
out to those same old places? If 
you answered yes to these two 
questions, 610 Texas Restaurant 
and Bar is the answer for you ! ! ! 

Located at, you guessed it, 610 
Texas Street, this eatery offers a 
little something for everyone. If 
you are just in the mood for 
drinks and munchies, have a 
good time trying to make up your 
mind. 610 has a large drink menu 
consisting of their own specialty 
drinks and double-shot highballs. 
The appetizer menu consists of a 
large variety of fried vegetables 
and nachos, here again, quite a 
bit to choose from! 

Moving on to bigger and tastier 
things, the entrees are the har- 
dest to choose from. 610 has a 
complete Mexican menu, as well 
as burgers, steaks, salads, and 
chicken selections. Also on the 



list are a wide assortment of side 
orders including french fries and 
onion rings. We chose the Ribeye 
steak and the "Mushrooms, 
Chicken, and More." The steak 
was terrific and it was deliriously 
tender, while the chicken a huge 
quantity (enough for two), was 
the most outstanding. It is a 
breast of chicken smothered in 
mushrooms and mozerella 
cheese, accompanied by a side 
order of fried mushrooms. 

Even though we thoroughly 
enjoyed our food, we weren't 
quite satisfied with the service. 
Our waiter was very nice, but he 
just didn't know where to go or 
how to get there in a hurry. 

610 Texas is open Monday 
through Thursday from 11:00 
a.m. until 10:00 p.m. and Friday 
and Saturday from 11 a.m. until 
midnight. They do not accept 
checks, but they do welcome Visa 
and Mastercard. So, next time 
you get the munchies, get 
"AROUND TOWN" to 610 Texas. 




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222-7573 



twenty-one gems!). Liz Mon- 
tgomery is the Carnation of the 
Month. We are proud of her in her 
representation of what a Chi 
Omega is by her campus ac- 
tivities and her warm per- 
sonality. 

The girls tennis team did great 
last Wednesday against Nor- 
thwestern. Congratulations to 
our Chi Omega athletes as they 
once again beat the opponent in 
intramural football. 

We had a candlelight last 
Sunday and "Wild Woman," 
Hilarie Clower revealed her 
engagement! 

Hawaiian Party was really 
tropical last Friday night. 
Thanks to the social chairmen, 
Alyce Boudreaux and Mary Anne 
Minniear. You really know how 
to throw a party! 

Kappa Alpha 

We would like to thank the 
Zeta's for our "Happy Hour" 



swap last Friday. We had a blast 
and found it to be an excellent 
head-start for the weekend. Las 
Vegas night was definitely a 
party and we appreciate the good 
time girls! Our ROTC-KA 
football team is shaping up a bit 
with a recent victory over TKE, 
20-9! The Pledge Class will most 
likely have the Kamakaz's chair 
primed for our Thursday night 
festivities. 

Everyone be sure to come 
down for our routine study break 
party which is tonight! Come get 
wild for a few seconds, we don't 
mind. Nolan Gregory has found a 
new way to drink a case in a 
hurry! Keep it up Nolan, or 
should I say, keep it down! The 
KA's are getting psyched for our 
Friday mixer with the Tri-Delt's 
from LSUS in hope of obtaining 
some new pen pals. Mike Talley's 
car, the sled is now named 
"Devastation Incorporated" 
after it put the big thump on a 
telephone pole which some how 
got in his way. Mike always said, 
"If you don't like the way I drive, 
get off the sidewalk!" 

The Pledges are starting a 



furniture moving service on 
location only. Any non serious 
inquiries, be sure to call the KA 
House. 

All of the KA's would like to see 
massive quantities of people at 
the house tonight so be there 
around 8:00 p.m. until? Then 
folks, we leave with one final 
word "Bye-Ya!" 

Tau Kappa Epsilon 

We have proudly pledged two 
more worthy men into associate 
membership last week. They are 
Charlie Warren and Amar 
Amaouba. We are proud to have 
them with us now. Our Motown 
party went well for another year. 
It may be that the theme is 
outgrowing the age and memory 
of the students here at Cen- 
tenary. However, most people 
don't remember what Motown 
was, so I'll remind you. It's a 
suburb in Detroit where everyone 
gets down and boogies. 
Congratulations goes to the 
football team, they were valiant. 
Congratulations also goes to the 
soccer team for their wins this 
past weekend. 




Zeta Tau Alpha 

WOW! What a party! The Zetas 
would like to thank everyone who 
helped make Las Vegas Night a 
huge success. In particular, we 
would like to give a special 
thanks to the following: Brother, 
Donald Barnes, Bruce Brown, 
Roger Burleigh, Shawn Calhoun, 
Lanny Clement, Mary Krecker, 
Rick LaBorde, Rolla Long, Kevin 



Murphey, David Sewll, Richard 
Wallace. A special thanks to 
Mark Moates!! Thanks Big 
Brothers for helping out. We 
appreciate the loan of the 
speakers from the TKE's. 
The Zetas are proud to announce 
our Pledge Class Of- 
ficers — President, Emily 
Canter; Vice-President, Amy 



Dickens; Secretary, Cindy 
Greer; Treasurer, Betsy Camp; 
Service, Kris Brannon; 
Historian, Christi Hughes. 






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Across from Playhouse) 

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5p.m.— Holy Communion 
5: 30 p.m. — Free Supper 

Steve Tate, Resident 

Father Paul, Chaplain 

865-0466 

ALL ARE WELCOME! 






Page 8— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, September 29, 1983 

Meet us at the bars 



The Centenary Ladies Gym- 
nastic Team will be performing 
an exhibition this Sunday, Oc- 
tober 2, at The Red River Revel. 
The exhibition, entitled "Meet Us 
at the Bars," will begin at 2:00 
p.m. It will include various skills 
and short combinations on the 
uneven parallel bars. 

Performing in the exhibition 
will be: Margot Todd Evans, 



Jessica Soileau, Susan Gibson, 
Janet Stevens, Katrina Kellogg, 
Robin Bickham, Mary Beth 
Hebert, Sherry Newman, 
Suzanne Reasor, and Holly 
Rucker. Overlooking their 
performance will be Coach 
Vannie Edwards and assistant 
coach, Jill Brown. 

Come on out to see some of the 
best swingers in town! 




Help Save a Life Today. 

Plasma Donors Needed. 
Cash Paid. Appointments Made. 

BIO-BLOOD COMPONENTS 

802 Travis 
222-3109 



Kubik named 
all-state 

Jim Kubik, second baseman 
for the Gents baseball team, has 
been named to the Louisiana 
Sports Writers Association All- 
State baseball team. 

Kubik is a switch-hitter from 
Clarendon Hills, Illinois, who 
transferred to Centenary from 
Pensacola Junior College. He will 
be the only returning player in 
the state at second base who 
received more than three votes 
on the All-State team. Jim 
started in all 41 games, was voted 
to the T.A.A.C. all-tournament 
team going seven for ten with two 
home runs and four RBI's, and 
led the Gents in four categories: 
hitting (.352), at bats (139), runs 
(39), and hits (49). 

Starting the '83 season with a 
.212 average after 12 games, he 
came on strong leading the team 
at the plate with a .352 average. 
He also had 18 walks and four of 
in stolen bases. 

"Jim certainly deserved to be 
on the All-State baseball team." 
Coach James Farrar said. 



(above right) Alan Todd evades 
tacklers in CSCC intramural 
action (Photo by Chris Murphy) 
(left) Workers continue repairs on 
the Gold Dome's ceiling. 




Intramurals 



DAY/DATE 
Thurs./29 



Sun./2 



Mon./3 



Wed./5 



DAY/DATE 
Fri./9-30 



Sat./10-1 



TIME 


TEAM 


4:30 


CSCC-SIGII 


5:30 


ZTA-CHOR 


1:00 


ROTCCHOR 


2:00 


BuffTKE 


3:00 


Sexton-XO 


4:30 


NADS-SIG II 


5:30 


SD-OX 


4:30 


Buff-CHOR 



UPCOMING SPORTS: 
SPORT OPPONENT TIME 

Baseball Texarkana 1:00 

Rifle Northwest State Un. 



Baseball 



Panola Jr. College 1:00 



Centenary vs. Delta State University 



Travelling to Cleveland, 
Mississippi the Gent's baseball 
team tangled with Delta State t 
University for a three game 
series. 

On Friday, September 23, in 
the first game of the 
doubleheader the Gents fell 7-3. 
Throughout the game the Gents 
scattered six errors. The first run 
was scored when Eddie Crone hit 
a single bringing in Washko, who 
had walked earlier. Centenary's 
next run came in the seventh 
inning when Billy Harwell drove 
in Williams who had previously 
singled. Delta State University 
scored two runs in the fourth 
inning and continued to score 
until the seventh inning when the 
Gents scored their final run in 
the eighth inning losing the 
ballgame. 

In the second game of the 
doubleheader Delta State 
University started off with two 
runs in the first inning. Scoring 
the Gents only run in the second 
inning was Jim Goldman's solo 
homerun. Delta scored two more 
runs in the sixth winning the 

game 4-1. 

Saturday, September 24, the 
Gents turned the tirde in their 



third game against Delta State. 
The Gents demonstrated their 
talents winning 5-1. Centenary 
scored the first run in the third 
inning when Williams reached 
first base on a fielders choice and 
later scored on Kubik's single. In 



the seventh inning the Gents 
erupted for four runs scoring: 
Rodney Smith, Mike Greene, 
Billy Harwell and Troy Washko. 
Bringing the season count to (5-3- 
1), five wins, three losses, and 
one tie. 



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Vol. 78, No. 7 



Trying to improve KSCL's image 



By Susan Scott 

KSCL Station Manager Betsy 
Camp is greatly improving the 
station's image with students and 
the public by implementing a 
variety of new procedures and 
ideas. Her station crew consists 
of several members ready to 
help: Frank Serio, Program 
Director; John Villasana, Music 
Director; Brian Dauphin, News 
Director; Larry Clifton, Chief 
Engineer; and Lee Ellen 
Holloway, KSCL Advisor. 

Camp's first task is to en- 
courage students to listen to 
KSCL more often, a difficult job 
since the dormitories here on 
ca*n]Kss cannot even receive the 
station's signal. By extending the 
transmitter (which is inside the 
belltower on top of the SUB) only 
50 ft., KSCL could increase its 
broadcast signal and be heard all 
over the greater Shreveport- 
Bossier City area. Camp feels 
that a second-hand transmitter 
could be purchased for a few 
hundred dollars. The station is 
also checking into the possibility 
of getting a transmitter donated. 
Unfortunately, some feel that 
this 50 ft. antenna would be un- 
sightly atop the SUB, and this 



plan has received criticism for 
that reason in the past. The 
station manager also feels that 
being able to broadcast in stereo 
is of primary importance. KSCL 
has been negogiating with local 
radio station KEEL for the 
possibility of getting a control 
board. This piece of equipment 
would enable KSCL to broadcast 
in stereo. 

Besides trying to build a good 
reputation with the students at 
Centenary, Camp is trying to re- 
establish KSCL's image with the 
public. Every two weeks one of 
the station crew call in the top 35 
play list to College Media, Inc. 
(CMD. CMI then publishes the 
playlist in the New Music Report, 
a bi-weekly trade journal for 
Progressive radio stations. 
Record companies read these 
playlists and send records to 
stations who play a lot of their 
label. In the past, this important 
duty had not been maintained, 
and, as a result, the station did 
not receive many records. Last 
week, however, Camp spoke with 
representatives of such im- 
pressive companies as RCA, 
Geffen, and Warner Bros. 
Records. 

One problem KSCL has had in 



the past is student disagreement 
with the Progressive music that 
is played. Camp stressed in a 
recent interview that the radio 
station will not become just 
another way to hear commercial 
bands. "We don't want to be 
redundant," she said, adding that 
students can listen to KMBQ for 
"top 40s", but those who desire 
variety will have KSCL. Students 
have complained that the 
campus station plays obscure 



music that most people don't like. 
Camp defended KSCL 
programming by saying that it is 
merely ahead of its time. For 
example, the Rhythm of Youth 
album by Men Without Hats was 
released on June 24, 1983. One 
particular single, a song called 
"Safety Dance," began to 
receive airplay from KSCL 
alsmost immediately. Com- 
mercial radio station KMBQ 
began to play "Safety Dance" 



until six weeks after its KSCL 
premiere. 

Camp" feels all these efforts by 
KSCL to revamp itself are going 
to benefit the entire Centenary 
community. 

Campus deejays are in short 
supply for KSCL. Anyone in- 
terested (no experience 
necessary) should attend the 
station's weekly meeting at 5:20 
on Sunday in the KSCL offices on 
the second floor of the SUB. 



Centenary loses a friend 



Dr. J. Kenneth Shamblin, 
bishop of the Louisiana Con- 
ference of the United Methodist 
Church since 1976 and he was a 
member of the Centenary College 
Board of Trustees, died Monday 
at 7:35 p.m. in Baton Rouge. 

Dr. Shamblin, 66, suffered a 
stroke in his home and was ad- 
mitted to Baton Rouge General 
Hospital Thursday. He was to 
retire in June. 

A native of Ozark, Ark., he 
served Pulaski Heights 
Methodist Church in Little Rock, 



Ark., from 1948-1961 and St. 
Luke's United Methodist in 
Houston from 1961 until his 
election to the episcopacy in 
Louisiana. 

He was a graduate of the 
University of Arkansas, Southern 
Methodist University's Perkins 
School of Theology, and Hendrix 
College. He was a delegate to the 
1966 World Methodist Conference 
in London and served several 
times as a delegate to the 
General Conference of the United 
Methodist Church. 



Dr. Harvey Williamson, 
director of the denemination's 
Louisiana Council on Ministries, 
said the vacancy created by 
Shamblin's death will likely be 
filled by a retired bishop until a 
new leader can be elected. 

The family requests memorials 
be sent to the United Methodist 
Foundation of Louisiana or St. 
Luke's Church Foundation in 
Houston through any United 
Methodist Church. 



Homecoming: The discussion continues 



By Mickey Zemann 

With the exception of the past 
two or three years, Homecoming 
at Centenary College has 
traditionally been an Alumni- 
sponsored event. The term 
"sponsored" is said to mean to 
both organize and finance the 
event. However, in the past 
decade (8 years), Alumni 
response to Homecoming has 
been rather poor. For example, 
at last year's Homecoming 
reception only 26 Homecoming 
Game basketball tickets were 
purchased by Alumni. 

In order to cut down on some of 
the costs of Homecoming with out 



depriving any of the alumni or 
students of the traditionally 
expected Homecoming events 
last year, Chris Webb, Director 
of Alumni Relations at Cen- 
tenary, decided to reduce the 
amount of money spent on ad- 
vertising and promoting 
Homecoming. Instead of sending 
out letters or brochures to 
Alumni, Webb enclosed a flyer 
with all the Homecoming events 
and information in Centenary, 
the Alumni quarterly. Although 
Webb did suceed in reducing the 
promotional costs, the cost of 
printing the flyer, attaching it on 
to the Centenary, and paying the 
postage for the alumni who 



responded by returning the 
postage-paid envelopes cost 
approximately $1,200. 

Besides the promotional costs 
involved, the Alumni also 
finances the flowers for the 
Queen, her Court and their 
escorts, the decoration contest, 
the Alumni reception, and 
various other Alumni related 
events. 

As you can see, Homecoming 
at Centenary is a big event to 
sponsor both financially and 
organizationally, and although 
Chris Webb and the Alumni have 
in the past sponsored all of the 
previously mentioned events, the 
question of who is responsible for 



the Homecoming Dance has been 
tossed to and from the Alumni to 
the Student Government 
Association several times over. 
On the matter of the 
Homecoming Dance, Webb tends 
to see both sides of the issue. Both 
Webb and the Alumni would like 
Centenary to continue having a 
traditional Homecoming 
weekend — complete with the 
dance. However, Alumni par- 
ticipation in this event is ex- 
tremely low - if there is any at all. 
With all of the expense that 
Homecoming involves, Webb 
feels that the Alumni should 
sponsor those Homecoming 
events which involve the Alumni. 



Traditionally, at Centenary, the 
dance has not fallen into that 
category. Webb has expressed 
that since the Homecoming 
Dance is basically for the 
students, the Student Govern- 
ment Association should sponsor 
this event and until the two 
groups begin some serious 
communication on the subject, no 
immediate plans for a 
Homecoming dance are being 
made. So whether or not Cen- 
tenary will even have a 
Homecoming dance is undecided, 
let alone who is going to sponsor 
it. 



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I 



LETTERS 



"All things must pass," 
but Homecoming 



October 4, 1983 
Dear Editors, 

This is a commentary on the 
"Letters to the Editors" column. 
I believe that we, the students, do 
not take full advantage of this 
sounding board. 

I know we all have lots of 
campus comments (both positive 
and negative) , and that we voice 
them all the time. But we don't 
always get a response, do we? 
This is why we should use this 
"Letters to the Editors" column 
Some people really do read this 
paper — not just the comic strips. 

Also, when I say to write to the 
paper as a means of voicing our 
opinions, I mean both positive 
and negative opinions. It's not 
that I think this college is perfect, 
it's just that we all tired of 
reading things on the order of 
"The caf food is yukky." All 
right, so what if your mother 



cooks better than the cafeteria 
staff? The caf tries to please us. 

Everyone complains about the 
bad things on this campus as a 
means of venting frustrations 
and also as a means of trying to 
improve bad situations. The 
condition of the SUB is a good 
example. We complain about its 
appearance, rather than 
acknowledge all the im- 
provements which have been 
introduced. Also, who do you 
think poked holes in the columns 
and in the ceilings, wrote on the 
walls, messed up the pool tables, 
broke the pool cues, etc.— 
Kilroy? 

So let's start being positive 
about Centenary. It's our 
college; we should be proud of it, 
and we shouldn't be afraid to 
voice our opinions in its 
newspaper, The Conglomerate. 
Name withheld by request 



Hodges Rose Garden 

Dedication 

Thursday, October 7 

5:15 p.m. 



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Advertising Manager Lisa Illing 

Staff Typist Susan Illing 

Chief Photographer Chris Murphy 

Photographers Rick Anders, Jim Ogden, 

Scott Andrews 

Columnists Tina Hackett & Larry Morse, 

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The Conglomerate welcomes letters to the editor and other 
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received and reject any and all contributions. Contributions 
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accompanied with the name of the author. Deadline for copy 
is Sunday, 6:00 p.m. 



Dear Editors, 

I am writing on the behalf of 
several Centenary students to 
express our combined opinions 
concerning the amount of 
political articles printed in the 
Conglomerate. We feel that a 
weekly college paper should 
concentrate on college news and 
concerns, not world affairs. 

We do not, however, believe the 
newspaper should totally ignore 
national and international news. 
Since the Conglomerate is a 
weekly paper the national news 
published is often outdated. Why 
don't you run a current events 
box that would summarize recent 
world affairs? 

We also think that the rest of 
the paper has improved 
tremendously. Keep up the goot 1 
work! 

Names withheld by request 



Dear Editors, 

Please bring back 
Grapevine. Thank you. 

Sincerely, 
C. O. P. 



Editorial 



the 



"All things must pass" so 
someone said. "To everything 
there is a season," goes another 
sage observation upon the 
merciless passage of time. 

People realized in 1935 that, 
although Roosevelt's New Deal 
was a shot in the arm to a 
depressed U.S. economy, the 
agencies and alphabet 
organizations should be phased 
out when their time of usefulness 
had elapsed. The same is being 
said of social security, welfare, 
and the family-oriented society. 
But I am digging too deeply into 
the situation at hand. 

I want to talk about another 
great American institution whose 
time has come, according to 
some. The Centenary College 
Homecoming game. Obsolete?! 
Maybe so. 

The very name "home- 
coming" implies that this game 
is held for graduates to return 
home — to Centenary. The 
alumnae play an important role 
in the success of Homecoming 
Activities. 

However, alumnae attendance 
at the Homecoming functions has 
dropped to nearly fatal numbers. 
In fact, according to Dr. Webb, 
though invitations to the 



Alumnae Homecoming 
festivities, along with cut-rate 
tickets were sent to Centenary 
grads, 28 alumni were present. 
This response to the whole idea of 
Homecoming has been 
discouraging to all planners 
involved. 

But Hr/mecoTfiing is for the 
stufaents, too. The "big game," 
4 ine corsages, court and 
iVoinecoming Queen. Why, 
without the Victory Dance for the 
Homecoming game college 
would be, well... un-American. 

So what shall we do to save 
Homecoming traditions from 
falling into obsolescence? Or 
should we try to save it at all, if 
its purpose is defeated by in- 
different alumnae? 

Student enthusiasm will an- 
swer the questions. If no 
homecoming is desired, the 
phase-out procedures will be 
fairly simple. But if the thought 
of college without a homecoming 
seems sacreligious, then get in 
there and support that cause. Let 
an alum know that the event is 
important and that he is 
homecoming's namesake. 

If it is to be a "homecoming," 
make them glad to come home. 



Youth apathy in America 



By Susan A. Scott 

Throughout the past few years 
the participation of young adults 
in the political arena has been on 
the decline. But who can blame 
today's student for not bothering 
to read Newsweek when the 
articles deal with such 
depressing topics as El Salvador, 
Lebanon, anti-American protests 
in West Germany and Great 
Britian, and the floundering U.S 
economy? It seems as though 
students have enough to worr 
about between making good 
grades and preparing for en- 
trance onto the job market. 

But after four marines have 
been killed and more than thirty 
wounded in Lebanon (U.S. News 
and World Report, Oct. 3, 1983, p. 
24), it is important that people 
our age take an interest in what's 
going on "over there." If the 
combat situation in Lebanon 
escalates, the 1500 marines 
already there will be joined by 
more reinforcements. And these 
reinforcements won't be 
"somebody else"; it will be you, 
me, or that guy that sits next to 
you in English class. How awful 
for America to be caught again in 
a situation like that which 



preceeded the Vietnam War, 
for granted. To think of it is 
really overwhelming: we 
students, with our new ideas and 
boundless enthusiasm, have the 
opportunity to steer the course 
for America, and yet most of ut 
sit idly by and forget our 
responsibility to the greatest 
nation on earth. Few students 
pass up the chance to determine 
how their student fees are spent 
here at Centenary College. Then 
how much more important are 
our thousands of tax dollars in 
the federal budget, which 
provides money for the nation in 
which we will be living out the 
rest of our lives! 

Voting, writing your 
congressman, staying informed, 
and working in political cam- 
paigns are four relatively easy 
ways to make your political 
feelings known. So the next time 
you start to complain about the 
present administration or try to 
ignore an overwhelming in- 
ternational conflict, just 
remember that on Nov. 4, 1980, 
when you elected to stay at home 
rather than go to the polls, you 
also discarded your right to 
charter the course for America 
for the next four years.. 



when no one really knew why we 
were going halfway across the 
world. And how equally un- 
fortunate for the nineteen year- 
old Richie Cunningham-type 
from Hometown, USA, if the first 
he hears of Sandinistas is from 
his battle front commander as 
they dig their foxhole in some 
forsaken South American jungle. 
In today's era of increasing 
worldwide interdependence, we 
must all become aware of the 
U.S. role in countries around the 
world. 

The people going to school here 
on the Centenary campus are the 
individuals who are going to be 
leading the nation in fifteen or 
twenty years. But the nationwide 
attitude of apathy among the IS 
to 24 voter age group puts the 
United States on a collision 
course with destruction. In the 
1980 national election a miniscule 
number of those voter registered 
in that age group actually voted 
This supports the premise that 
the young adults of this country 
are relinquishing their right to 
determine America's political 
policy. Only a handful of coun- 
tries around the world have the 
voting privileges that we 
Americans do, and we take them 



Thursday, October 6, 1983— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 3 



Dr. McPherson and Leishmaniasis 



Dr. Brad McPherson, Head of 
Centenary's Biology Depart- 
ment, made himself a living 
target for Leishmaniasis, a skin 
disease that is plaguing Southern 
American countries. When he 
was a graduate student, KDr. 
McPherson traveled to Costa 
Rica to study the transmission of 
the disease. Since then, he has 
made seven more trips, the latest 
one being this summer. 

While in Costa Rica, Dr. Mc- 
Pherson worked in conjunction 
with Rodigo Zeledon, head of the 
School of Vetinary Medicine in 
Costa Rica and a team of Costa 
Rican natives. The bulk of their 
time was spent collecting insects 
that transmit the disease as well 
as the mammals that carry it. 
The parasite is transmitted by 



the Sand Fly, of which there are 
over one hundred species. Dr. 
McPherson and his crew risked 
infection by sitting outside at 
night when the flies bite. Each 
time a person was bitten, the fly 
was caught and placed in a 
labeled jar, to later be disected 
and investigated to see if it was 
a transmitter of Leishmaniases. 
Mucocutaneous wounds appear 
fourteen days after a mammal 
has been infected with the 
disease. The wound is an open 
ulcer from which body tissues 
ooze. The organism moves 
through the body causing lesions 
to appear on the skin surface. 
The wounds heal over a period of 
time, having been replaced by 
disfiguring scar tissue. The 
parasite can remain present in 



the body's system for as long as 
forty years. 

In his experimental study, Dr. 
McPherson has collected over 
1500 mammal specimens from 
Costa Rica which are kept in 
Mickle Hall. His extensive 
research led to the discovery of 
the first Brown Possum in Costa 
Rica. At this point, Dr. Mc- 
Pherson is preparing a short 
paper on the mammal, and when 
it is completed, he will send the 
report along with the mounted 
specimen back to Costa Rica to 
be put on display in the National 
Museum. Presently, Dr. Mc- 
Pherson is also working on a 
monograph of Costa Rican 
rodents to be published in a 
journal at the National Museum 
in Costa Rica. 



Senate Minutes 



The October 4, 1983 Senate 
meeting was called to order by 
President Thurndotte Baughman 
at 11:09 a.m. The previous 
meeting's minutes were ap- 
proved and there were no officer 
reports. 



The Senate heard from its 
standing committees on En- 
tertainment and Forums, and its 
ad hoc committees on 
Graduation and Cafeteria 
Policies. Entertainment Com- 
mittee Chairman Michael Hayes 



reported that the Coffeehouse 
and S.U.B. would now have 
movies six days a week (Thur- 
sday excluded). Tuesday, the 
Senate approved a tentative list 
of possible Forum-Woodrow 
Wilson speakers presented by 





SGA Budget 










1 98384 






% of Total 


Organization 


Fall 


Spring Total Allocations 


Budget 








for 1983-84 


26% 


Yoncopin 


$11,500.00 


$8,500.00 


$20,000.00 


11% 


Conglomerate 


4,375.00 


4,375.00 


8,750.00 


17% 


KSCL 


6,625.00 


6,625.00 


13,250.00 


3% 


Pegasus 


1,200.00 


1,200.00 


2,400.00 


57% 




$23,700.00 


$20,700.00 


$44,400.00 


3% 


•Stipends 


$1,000.00 


$1,000.00 


♦2,000.00 


.6% 


Open Ear 


250.00 


250.00 


500.00 


10% 


Forums 


3,700.00 


3,700.00 


7,400.00 


21% 


Entertainment 


8,600.00 


8,000.00 


16,600.00 


.9% 


Calendar 


300.00 


400.00 


700.00 


.5% 


Coffeehouse 


100.00 


300.00 


400.00 


.6% 


Office Supplies 


250.00 


250.00 


500.00 


2% 


SUB Fund 


700.00 


500.00 


1,200.00 


39% 


'otal Expenses 


$14,900.00 
$38,600.00 


$14,400.00 
$35,100.00 


$29,300.00 
$73,700.00 




1 






INCOME 






Student Fees 


$37,959.25 $35,322.50 (est.) 


$73,281.75 


Carry-over 


4,402.38 




4,402.38 






$42,361.63 


$35,322.50 


$77,684.13 


Less: Espenses 


38,600.00 


$35,100.00 


73,700.00 






$3,761.63 


$222.50 


$3,984.13 
Reserve Fund 


•Stipends based or 


l following figures — (per semester) 


SGA Officers & Entertainment 


Chairperson - $150.00. Publicity & Elections Chairpersons — $75.00. Calendar & Forums 


Chairpersons — $50.00. 









Leonard's Jewelers 

4841 Line Ave. 

(in front of Pier remont Mall) 

Fraternity and Sorority 

Jewelry 

Artcarved Class Rings 

Fine Jewelry 

and 
Repair Service 



Casi 

Sandwich Shoppe 



K 



* 



Sandwiches, Salads, Ice Cream 
Domestic & Imported Reeb 

637 E. KINGS HWY. 
SHREVEPORT, LA. 71105 10:30-9:00 



Ph. 869-2379 



Open Friday till 10:30 




Dr. Brad McPherson back at Centenary 
summer of experimentation in Costa Rica. 



this semester after a 



Carole Powell. Senator Kelly 
Crawford of the Graduation 
Committee reported that over 50 
percent of the student body had 
signed petitions requesting a 
change in the date of Graduation. 
Thanks to the actions of Senator 
Matt Robinson and the ad hoc 
Cafeteria Policies Committee, a 
compromise was worked out 
concerning the new Cafeteria 
policy. The compromise allows 
students to remove ice cream 
cones, fruit, and cookies from the 
Caf, but no cokes. 

Under "Old Business," the 
Senate discussed the cost of a 
serve agreement with IBM 
concerning the student 
typewriters to be placed in the 
Library, as well as the cost of 
typewriter ribbons. The ex- 
penditure was approved 
following a motion by Vice 
President Alyce Boudreaux. The 
Senate is also in the process of 
doing a cost study on putting 
bleachers on Hardin Field. The 
following appointments were also 
made by the S.G.A.: Senior 



Judicial Board members: Kelly 
Carpenter and John Harrison, 
and Caf Committee represen- 
tative (off-campus) Michael 
Hayes. 

The chief topic discussed by the 
Senate under "New Business" 
was Homecoming. The debate 
centered on who the activities 
associated with Homecoming 
were aimed at, who should bear 
the financial burden, and what 
the student populace feels about 
the matter. Chris Webb, Director 
of Alumni Relations, and Dick 
Anders, Dean of Students, were 
also present for the Homecoming 
debate. In the end, Senator Ron 
Whitler proposed a motion that 
the Senate designate a date for 
Homecoming, by next week's 
meeting. The motion was ap- 
proved. While the motion means 
that a date will be set for 
Homecoming, there are, as yet, 
no plans for any related ac- 
tivities. 

The Senate meeting of October 
4 adjourned at 12:10 p.m. 



New Items in Coffeehouse 

Aspirin - 85° 

Halls Cough Drops - 40° 

Sucrets -$1.85 

Alka Seltzer -25° 

Tootsie Rolls - 5 C 

Peanut Butter Logs - 3 C 

Pencils -10° 

3 types fruit juices 

Tomato, Apple, Orange 
30° 35° 



Page 4— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, October 6, 1983 



The UJS.'s Central American dilemma 



Recently American public 
attention has been focused 
heavily on American in 
volvement in Central America. 
The memories of Vietnam and its 
catostrophic results still linger ir, 
the hearts and minds of the 
American people. The uncanny 
similarities between the 
beginnings of Vietnam and the 
present activities in Central 
America are frightening. 
However it is vitally important 
that the facts be presented and 
that it be made known of the 
necessity for American attention 
to this area. 

Since the early days of the 
Monroe Doctrine and the 
presidency of Theodore 
Roosevelt, the United States has 
made an irreversible com- 
mitment to Central and South 
America. This commitment is an 
extension of what the U.S. has 



called its National Security and 
the defense of the Western 
Hemisphere for democracy. It is 
true that the U.S. has intervened 
in many Latin American nation's 
affairs to preserve democracy 
but let us look a little closer. Over 
the past four years the U.S. has, 
in name or action, supported the 
totalitarian regimes of 
Guatemala, El Salvador, 
Nicaragua, Panama, Chile, and 
Argentina, as was the case in 
Vietnam. As the Reagan ad- 
ministration is slowly learning, 
these nations do best when en- 
couraged strongly, yet not 
radically interfered with. True 
the Reagan administration has 
made the attempts to negotiate. 
However this was only the case 
after public opinion consistently 
criticized the increasing military 
involvement in Central America. 
To review this controversial 



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platform of American foreign 
policy, let us look closely at some 
recent developments in this area. 
In mid-July there was an in- 
creasing agitation on the Hon- 
duran-Nicaraguan border. This 
is still a very volatile area and 
remains a prime possibility for a 
full scale war; In early Augst the 
evidence of a full scale covert 
war, initiated by the CIA, against 
the Sandinista government of 
Nicaragua, was revealed. It was 
at this time that President 
Reagan made the attempt to 
recover his failing foreign policy 
by establishing a commission or 
Central America; headed by the ' 
illustrious Henry Kissinger. Alsc 
initiated in mid-August was BIG 
PINE II (military maneuvres in 
Honduras). In early September, 
the largest naval exercises ever 
performed in the area of South 
America were begun. For- 
tunately in late August, some 
good news came from Central 
America: Presidential Envoy 
Richard Sonte successfully met 
with El Salvadoran rebels and 
the leftest regime in Nicaragua. 



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Recently there has been more 
talk of further meetings in the 
hope of settling this problem 
through peaceful negotiations. It 
is not certain as to how many 
positive results will develop from 
this, but it is mutually agreed 
that this is a step in the right 
direction. 

It is truly interesting to see the 
U.S. walk carefully along two 
different approaches to this in- 
ternational crisis. The Reagan 
administration is to be com- 
mended for its efforts to 
negotiate. It has had some very 
remarkable results! Hopefully 
these results will prove as 
promising as has been predicted. 
Since Richard Stone's visit to El 
Salvadore in late August the 
Sandinista Government of 
Nicaragua for the first time has 
expressed an interest in 
negotiations for a peaceful 
solution to the area's problems; 
as well as has the Castro 
government in Cuba. The rebels 
in El Salvadore have agreed to 
negotiations and participation in 
new elections if the government 




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will agree to a power — sharing 
coalition government; the El 
Salvadoran elitist right-wing has 
grown more and more open to the 
idea of negotiations for the sake 
of peace; the Contadora Group 
(Mexico, Venezuela, Panama 
and Columbia) has increased its 
interest to participate (only after 
the Reagan administration 
agreed \6 accept it). These 
positive steps made in the area, 
initiated by Richard Stone's trip, 
promise a possibility for a 
temporary peace in the future! 

However the Reagan Ad- 
ministration has not eased its 
military pressure in the area. On 
the contrary, it has increased its 
"Show of Force." The U.S., while 
holding the olive branch, of 
peace, also maintains its "Big 
Stick" policy in full view. With a 
3000-4000 man force in Honduras 
(for the BIG PINE II exercises) a 
19 ship naval flotilla (including 
the aircraft carriers Coral Sea 
and Ranger, as well as the bat- 
tleship New Jersey), an increase 
of 50 advisors in El Salvadore and 
300 in Honduras (also for BIG 
PINE II), the U. S. has 
reasserted its military presence 
in this area of political turmoil. 
Many questions this almost 
hypocritical form of foreign 
policy. However, just as many, 
claim that this is necessary to 
promote the interests of 
democracy and peace (not 
necessarily synonomous with 
each other(. 

It is certainly the hope of this 
reporter, that the Reagan ad- 
ministration proceeds with great 
caution and an extreme amount 
of care. 

Tom Ufert 



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Thursday, October 6, 1983— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 5 



The Great Governor 

Edwin Edwards 





Edwin W. Edwards attempts to win an unprecedented third term as 
governor. 



Future Commitments 

AS GOVERNOR, 
EDWIN EDWARDS 
PLEDGES TO 

Invest in Louisiana's #1 
resource — its people — by 
providing educational and 
training opportunities. 

Work toward an economic 
program which will balance 
the need for jobs with the 
need for a healthy 
environment. 

Pursue a program of 
financing and investing in 
State and local public 
works construction projects 
vital to the economic 
growth of the State. 

Renew emphasis on tourism 
as a key industry of the 
State. 

Streamline government 
bureaucracy and red tape 
for business and industry. 

Direct executive branch 
departments to coordinate 
actions and funds to achieve 
economic goals. 

Revise the State's adult 
criminal code. 

Strengthen the Department 
of Environmental Quality- 



Work with officials of the 
Louisiana World Exposition 
and the City of New 
Orleans to create a use for 
the residual properties of 
the Exposition for the 
purpose of creating jobs 
and stimulating the 
economy. 

Upgrade the quality of 
classroom teachers and of 
school administrators 
through the refinement of 
existing programs and the 
development of new 
programs. 

Actively support and 
promote trade missions to 
foreign countries to seek 
international markets for 
Louisiana's agricultural 
products. 

Promote and strengthen the 
energy conservation 
program with State and 
local government entities to 
save State dollars. 



Maintain or reinstate, if 
necessary, those social 
service programs that are 
vital to the survival and 
well-being of the needy, the 
elderly and the disabled. 



Dave Treen 





Treen victor 
in student poll 

By Donald Truitt 

A number of Centenary 
students were surveyed during 
the past week concerning 
Louisiana's upcoming guber- 
natorial election to be held on 
October 22. When asked the 
question, "If the election for 
governor was held today, who 
would you be more likely to vote 
for?", the students replied as 
follows: 

Governor Dave Treen 52 percent 
Edwin Edwards 25 percent 

Undecided 23 percent 

Republican Dave Treen was 
the easy winner with more than a 
2 to 1 margin of victory. Many 
people said they favored honesty 
and integrity in the governor's 
mansion and they didn't feel that 
former Governor Edwards 
possessed either of these 
qualities. 






Governor Dave Treen seeks re-election in the upcoming election. 



GOVERNOR TREEN HAS CONCENTRATED 
EFFORTS TO UPGRADE THE QUALITY OF 
EDUCATION IN LOUISIANA. Under the Treen 
Administration spending for education has increased 
more than $640 million, a 40 percent jump. Teachers 
have gained raises averaging $2,000 a year for taking 
refresher courses to improve their skills. A commission 
of teachers has been established to ensure a high level 
of professionalism in our schools. 

GOVERNOR TREEN HAS CREATED NEW 
JOBS AND NEW OPPORTUNITIES FOR 
BUSINESS AND LABOR. In Treen's first three 
years more than 33,000 permanent jobs and more than 
62,000 construction jobs were created through the 
efforts of his Department of Commerce, a 27 percent 
gain over the previous three years. A unique Enterprise 
Zone Act attracts jobs to the most economically 
depressed areas. And an Emergency Tax Relief Act 
helps save businesses. 

GOVERNOR TREEN HAS WAGED A TOUGH 
WAR ON CRIME. Treen has ended the wholesale 
pardoning of criminals which, in the old days, let scores 
of murderers and rapists back on the streets before their 
time was served. He has provided for 'faster trials and 
surer punishment Under Treen, there has been a strict 
crackdown on drunk drivers and drug pushers. 

GOVERNOR TREEN HAS PROVIDED FOR A 
CLEANER AND HEALTHIER STATE. Treen 
created a Department of Environmental Quality to 
ensure clean air, water and land for you and your 
children. He is the first governor in Louisiana history 
to work with concerned citizens for the cleanup of a 
hazardous waste site, such as Tate Cove. For the first 
time, polluters are being fined millions of dollars. 
GOVERNOR TREEN HAS FOUGHT FOR THE' 
TAXPAYER AND THE CONSUMER. Treen cut 
personal income taxes by 30 percent, lifting that tax 
burden completely from a quarter of a million low 
income families. He gave homeowners a break by 
raising the homestead exemption from $50,000 to 
$75,000. And when the Legislature tried to raise the 
interest on revolving charge accounts from 18 to 21 
percent, Treen stopped it 





Page 6— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, October 6, 1983 

It's for us! 



By Darren D. Daigle 

The Coffeehouse is maturing. 
This semester has already seen 
the acquisition of a new flooor, a 
new Coke dispenser, a wider 
variety of sandwiches and other 
munchies, and now, coming at 
you in "sexophonic" sound, 
MTV. 

For those of you still living in 
the caves of darkness, MTV 
(Music Television abbreviated) 
is a cable channel dedicated only 
to music, primarily rock music<. 
Video Jockeys talk and interview 
rock stars as well as providing us 
with the latest news on the music 
industry, and keeping viewers 
updated on concerts around the 



United States (and sometimes 
outside the U.S.). In between the 
V. J. loquacity, taking up major 
portions of the air time, are 
visual presentations of the latest 
hits by rock artists. Innovative- 
and really creative, these video 
tapes are sometimes fascinating 
to watch while the accompanying 
song prods you to tap your feet or 
gyrate to the beat. 

The MTV channel was installed 
about three weeks ago to make 
the Coffeehouse more attractive 
to Centenary students. 

"My goal is to make the Cof- 
feehouse have what the people 
want," explains Brad Lyon, the 
Coffeehouse manager. "And 



judging from the number of 
people who've been coming in 
and watching MTV, I think it's 
safe to say that getting MTV was 
a good idea." 

A stereo connection came a 
week after the MTV installation 
and was soon followed by the 
mounting and connecting of four 
new speakers juxapositioning 
with the two already in use. The 
result? A stereo "sexophonic" 
barrage reverberating the music 
of Duran Duran, David Bowie, 
Michael Jackson, The Rolling 
Stones, The Who, Pat Benatar, 
The Police... ad infinitum. 

And it is all for us, Centenary 
students. Shag out to the Cof- 
feehouse and if you have any 
suggestions or ideas for im- 
provement, voice them. Says 
Brad: "If the people want it, 
we'll get it." 





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(3V 2 stars) 

"The Big Chill" is a movie 
about the lost ideals and dreams 
of seven people, who were friends 
during college. An ensemble 
movie, "The Big Chill," features 
John Hurt, Kevin Kline, Jeff 
Goldblum, Mary Kay Place, 
Jobeth Williams, and Glenn 
Close, but none can claim to be 
the star of the show. 

"The Big Chill" is the story of 
seven friends who attended the 
University of Wisconsin together 
in the late 1960's. The movie 
takes place 15 years later, when 



the group is reunited by the 
funeral of Alex, one of the group 
during college, who has com- 
mitted suicide. The group meet 
at the 'Beaufort, South Carolina, 
home of two of the group, who are 
now married. During college, 
Alex was their social conscience, 
and in his death, they begin to 
examine their lives and compare 
them with the goals they set for 
themselves as young idealists. 
"The Big Chill" is, in my 
opinion, an excellent movie and 
one which deserves high critical 
praise. 



Around Town 



By Tina Hackett 
Larry Morse 

It's another Sunday night and 
as usual there is the ever oc- 
curring dilema of where to go and 
eat. Since money is also an issue 
here, it has been broken down fo 
two choices; McDonalds or 
Burger King. 

We took a short survey while 
waiting in James Lobby to help in 
our decision. People were more 
than anxious to contribute to this 
assignment. One of the lucky 
persons we stopped was Suzi 
Corley. Suzi likes McDonalds 
because "it simply tastes bet- 
ter." Another bystander was 
quick to answer back with "yes, 
more generic maybe!" The next 
lucky soul was none other than all 
natural girl, Laurie Sanford. She 
likes Burger King because of the 
freshest ingredients like the 
lettuce and tomatoes. 

Another contribution was made 



by Wynne Burton. Wynne simply 
could not decide. Ann Beaty 
Quickly spoke up for Wynne 
saying to her, "You have to like 
Burger King because I have 
stock in it." Linda Baker was 
more serious in her response, she 
enjoys dining out at McDonald's 
because "it tastes better and I 
really go for that fast service and 
the smiles on the faces of the 
employees." Her "roomie", 
Eudora Kent didn't like Linda's 
comments at all. Miss Kent says 
that "McDonald's burgers taste 
gross and they have onions all 
over, at Burger King I can have it 
my way." William Lewis popped 
in saying that he liked those 
"little fried chicken things at 
McDonald's." 

Well, these two reporters left 
the caotic scene and thought, 
"McDonald's or Burger King? 
That is the question!" Our an- 
swer... Wendy's, of course!!! 




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"Healthy Cooking" 

New days and place 

October 10, 13, 19, and 20 

James Dorm Kitchen, 7:00 p.m. 

Class limited to 25. 

Make reservations with Kathy 
in the activities office. 

Participants get to eat 
what they cook. 



Warren Morales enjoys a job that some 
would consider bizarre 



Thursday, October 6, 1983— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 7 



By Carole Powell 

There are many possibilities 
for students seeking part-time 
employment. Some students 
choose working in an eatery or a 
bar. Some may choose an on- 
campus job. Centenary Senior 
Warren Morales assists the 
undertaker. 

Actually, Warren assists 
everyone at Rose-Neath Funeral 
Home, where he has been happily 
employed since July. Among his 
duties are directing the family 
and others present at a funeral, 
driving the family or pallbearers 
to the cemetery, and running 
errands to the newspaper office 
and to the coroner's office, as 
well as assisting with the bodies. 

Part of Warren's job is waiting 
on the "first call." The first call, 
the funeral home's first dealing 
with the deceased, is the 
notification coming from the 
family, nursing home, morgue, 
or police that a body needs to be 
picked up. Rose-Neath then 
dispatches a coach equipped with 



a stretcher to bring in the body. 
Warren answered a first call 
during his first day at work. 

Although it is unusual for 
anyone who is not an apprentice 
to the embalmer to work with the 
bodies, Warren finds assisting in 
the process of preparing the 
corpse interesting and volunteers 
to help the mortician whenever 
he is not busy elsewhere. Don- 
ning a smock and rubber gloves, 
he hands the mortician in- 
struments and cuts stitching 
string. "The embalmers think of 
me as an apprentice," Warren 
beamed proudly. 

There is more to the 
preparation than most realize. 
After the body is embalmed, it is 
taken to the cosmetic room 
where it is dressed and made-up 
to look as near to its natural color 
as possible. Last minute checks* 
are made, such as making cer- 
tain that the fingernails are clean 
and the clothes are straight, and 
the corpse is placed in a casket. 

Warren considers himself 
lucky to have gotten this job. 



GPIEIEIK IBIEAT 



Rose-Neath was hesitant to hire a 
Centenary student since most of 
them that they have hired in the 
past have quit after a month or so 
because of their inability to deal 
with the psychological aspects of 
the funeral business. 

"I enjoy working the job. The 
people I work with are friendly 
and have a good sense of humor. I 
guess theyd have to in this 
business," he said. 

Warren, who plans to graduate 
in the fall of 1984 and pursue his 
M.B.A., feels that his being a 
horror fan contributes to his 
ability to function well in his job. 
"Most people don't get scared at 
movies but do when faced with 
the reality of death," he com- 
mented. "I'm just the opposite. 
Death is reality. It's nothing to 
get scared about." 

Warren's job has helped him to 
accept the reality of death. "I've 
seen some unsightly things. We 
get a lot of cancer victims. I know 
they suffered, and are more 
peaceful in death... death is a part 
of life, it's peaceful." 

"Life is a state of existence. 
Death is a state of non- 
existence." 



Zeta Tau Alpha 

The Zetas wish to state that 
they enjoyed the swap last 
Friday with OX's. We all wait 
with baited breath for the ex- 
change with the TKE's this 
Friday. Congratulations Susan 
Beaubouef for your election as 
cheerleader. This week's winner 
of the Zeta Heisman trophy goes 
to Patsy Fraser; last it went to 
Claire (for sacrificing her 
brains). Gordon and Richard 
thanks for coaching our football 
team! Looking forward to Jungle 
Party. Thanks KA's for the car 
wash from Sissy, Jackie, 
Kathleen, Susan, and Kathy. 
Come to the Revel and buy those 
delici Ais Meat Pies ! ! ! ! 

KA 

We are all going to be very 
busy these next few weeks get- 
ting Jungle Party under control. 
The date is still set for October 
15th, but we will keep you posted 
concerning any changes in 
events. 

Our road trips to get sand bags 
have been unsuccessful but very, 



very, fun. The fuel was supplied 
by California Coolers and as soon 
as we fuel-up again we will try 
one more time! We would like to 
thank everybody who came down 
to the House last Thursday night 
and partied with us. I know we 
had an excellent time and we 
hope everybody else felt as good 
as we did about it! The same goes 
for tonight, so let's see some 
partying people! The Bash starts 
around 8:00 p.m. tonight, so bring 
it on! Girls your names have 
been thrown in a lottery pot and 
we are all drawing names for 
dates! Remember this when a 
shy little KA calls you up for a 
date to Jungle Party! 

This year the live music from 
"JAXX" will be featured at our 
annual J. P. Big Brother-Little 
Brother. Announcements will 
also be announced then. 

That's about it for now, but we 
will be sure to find ways to break 
up the monotony as usual. Let's 
all unite on our partying tonight ! 
Hey, that rhymed! One more 
note - Pledges quit losing your 
pins - we're running out of them! 




Hawkeye's 

Located behind Humpfrees 



On Monday nights 50 c Reeb 
for Centenary students with l,D. 





Warren Morales enjoys his work, even though some might find it 
bizarre working at a funeral home. 



APCUNID CAMPUS 



CP Schedule for Oct. 7- 13 

— Oct. 11 - Mickle 114. 3:00-5:00 
or 7:30-9:30. Film, Stagecoach. 

Oct. 11-23 - Meadows Museum - 
"Autochromes of Tonkin, 1918". 
Art Exhibit. 

— Oct. 13, 14,15, 16 (mat.) 20, 
21. 22 - Majorie Lyons Playhouse - 
8:00 p.m. (2:00 mat). Drama, 
The Dining Room. 

Oct. 13 - Kilpatrick, 11:10 a.m. 
Convocation, State Senator Syd 
Nelson. 

Oct. 13 - Mickle Hall, 7:00 p.m., 
German Film The Last Honor of 



Katherine Blum. 

— Bettinger's Best Bets 
Shakespear's The Taming of 

the Shrew will be performed at 

Shreveport Little Theater on Oct. 

13 and 14 at 8:00. Student tickets 

are $5.00. 

Convocation 
CONVOCATION on Thursday, 
October 13 will feature as 
speaker, Mr. Syd Nelson, State 
Senator from Shreveport to the 
Louisiana legislature. Mr. 
Nelson, a local attorney, has 



served a term, in the legislature, 
that has been distinguished by his 
leadership in worthy causes and 
honest government. He so im- 
pressed many, including the 
usually skeptical news media, 
that he has been dubbed, "the 
conscience of the Senate." 

Convocation will be held in 
Kilpatrick Auditorium, 11:10 
a.m. Thursday, October 13. 
Cultural Perspective credit is 
offered. 




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Page 8— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, October 6, 1983 



Centenary Fall Tennis 1 983 

Men 


Oct. 10 


East Texas Baptist 


Away 3 p.m. 


Oct. 13-16 


Texarkana Collegiate Invitational 


Away TBA 


Oct. 18 


Tyler Junior College 


Home 2 p.m. 


Oct. 24 


Louisiana Tech 


Away 2 p.m. 


Oct. 28-30 


Tyler Tournament (S.F.A. Baylor 
Centenary, Tyler) 


Away TBA 


Oct. 27 


East Texas Baptist College 


Home 2 p.m. 


Women 






Oct. 7-9 


Riverside Tournament 


S'port2p.m. 


Oct. 13-16 


Texarkana Collegiate Invitational 


Away TBA 


October 18 


Tyler Junior College 


Home 2 p.m. 


Oct. 19 


Northwestern State University 


Away 2 p.m. 


Oct. 20-23 


LSU, Tulane, Memphis State, 
Centenary at Baton Rouge 


Away TBA 


Oct. 28-30 


Baylor, Stephen F. Austin, Tyler, 
Centenary at Tyler, Texas 


Away TBA 


Head Coach : Jimmy Harrison 






Volleyball 
rosters due 

Rosters for the Men's and 
Women's intramural volleyball 
are due Friday, October 14, by 
12:00 noon. A team consists of a 
minimum of six team members 
with a maximum of fifteen 
players. Each roster must be 
accompanied by a $10.00 entry 
fee. and a $10.00 forfeit fee 
(refundable if team has no for- 
feits). Turn the, rosters in to Dr. 
LeFevres office in the Gold 
Dome If you need more in- 
formation about intramural 
volleyball call: 5275. 



The 1983-84 Ladies Tennis Team: Front row Edie Carell, Cynthia Vanderslice. Second row Lauren 
Ingram, Coach Jim Harrison, Lynn Hanson. Back row Sandy MacMillian, Elizabeth Montgomery, Macy 
Evert, Tammie Kelley. Not pictured Becki Rice. 

Gents vs Bulldogs | 



The Centenary Gents Baseball 
team was on the road Thursday, 
September 29, to Ruston, where 
they played a twelve inning game 
against the Louisiana Tech 
Bulldogs. 

Centenary jumped out early to 
take a one run lead on the 
Bulldogs in the first inning. Troy 
Wasko doubled into the left 
center-field's gap and scored two 
batters later when Eddie Crone 
delivered a run scoring double. 



The Gents came alive in the fifth 
inning scoring three runs. Lewis 
Parker led off the inning with a 
double. Third baseman Mike 
Greene brought Parker home by 
hitting a single. Greene then stole 
second and Troy Wasko followed 
with a walk. 

Eddie Crone delivered a single 
to center-field for two more Gent 
runs and his third RBI on the 
game. The Gents final run came 
in the sixth inning when Tony 



Tafoya walked, reached second 
and scored on Greene's single. 
Centenary rallied for three 
runs in the seventh inning. Wasko 
reached on a walk and Goldman 
reached on a fielders choice. 
With two runs on base, and two 
outs, Randy Williams drove a 
three run homerun over the right 
field fence, his second homerun 
of the year. The Gents scored 
again in the eighth when Troy 
Wasko drove in Darrell Storey 



who had led off the inning with a 
single. Their final two runs camq 
in the twelveth inning as they 
added four more hits to their 
attack. The final outcome was 
the Gents over the Bulldogs 11-10, 
The Gents have a home game 
this Friday, against Louisiana 
Tech at 1:00. They will be on the 
road Saturday, October 8, to 
Panola Jr. College in Carthage 
Texas. 



Catch "Trout Fishing in America" 

This Friday, October 7, 5 to 7 p.m. in the Shell 

Head on down to the Rusty Nail for Centenary Night. No cover charge with Centenary I.D. 




THE 



CONGUDHEE4JE 



October 13, 1983 



Shreveport, Louisiana 



Vol. 78, No. 8 



The PEP Committee: More than spirited 



Tom Ufert 

I'm sure the upperclassmen 
notice that every year, during the 
first semester, all freshmen look 
like Cheshire Cats. Our smiles are 
sometimes only big masks to hide 
our insecurity of being in a 
strange atmosphere. However, 
like all cats we are extremely 
curious about our new 
surroundings. I must admit that 
this curiosity is dangerous and 
can lead to a great deal of 
trouble. However, some very 
important questions were 
unanswered. For example, who 
runs this school? When I asked 
this small unimportant question, 
the first "Power" group that was 
mentioned was the "PEP" 
Committee. It is true that they 
didn't mean that this committee 
ran the school but it did play an 
important role in the ad- 
ministration of Centenary. 
Now at first this committee 



sounded like a spirit organization 
made up of school leaders, 
cheerleaders, alumni, etc... (You 
know, like your local high school 
Booster Club). Its name, 
however, hides its truly 
necessary purpose. When I 
questioned further about this 
committee, it was suggested that 
I do my own research and find 
out for myself. So I agreed ! I first 
asked various students on 
campus, what the "PEP" 
committee was. The answers I 
received were interesting as was 
the picture that was forming in 
my imagination. I pictured, from 
the opinions I had gathered, a 
large, dark and musty room. The 
doors leading into the room were 
about 8 feet tall and made of solid 
oak. During the secret conclaves 
held inside this executive con- 
ference room, the doors were 
bolted and guarded by armed 
guards who were escorted by 
Doberman Pinchers. Inside, 
there was an atmosphere similar 



to that of the atmosphere in the 
Cistene Chapel when the pope is 
elected. Seated at the 12-foot-long 
redwood conference table were 
the six voting members of the 
"PEP" committee. The room's 
windows were closed and the 
room was filled with cigarette 
smoke and reminded one of the 
atmospheric conditions in a pool 
hall. I further imagined that 
these "PEP" people wielded the 
awesome amount of power that 
runs this school and decides 
what's what! But you know what? 
I WAS DEAD WRONG!!! 

The letters PEP stand for 
PERSONEL and ECONOMIC 
POLICY. This committee is 
basically the voice of the faculty 
on personel and economic 
policies. Composed of six faculty 
members it reviews all proposals 
and suggestions relating to the 
school economics such as the 
various department budgets. It 
also reviews all appointments, 
promotions, tenures, etc. . . 



conceding the college personnel. 
The members of this committee 
meet once a week on a regular 
basis and discuss the various 
situations or proposals that have 
arisen. This is the only com- 
mittee where the members are 
elected. Each year two seats are 
open for election. It is similar in 
practice to that of the 1-3 term 
sequence of the Senate. The seats 
are three year terms and 
represent the three sections of 
the faculty; Social Sciences, 
Humanities, and Natural 
Sciences. This arrangement was 
not intentional but over the years 
this is the way it has developed. 
This years' members are: Dr. 
Earle Labor (chairman); Dr. 
Vickie Gottlab, Prof. Michael 
Hall (all from the Humanities); 
Dr. Jeff Trahan, Dr. Rosemary 
Seidler (both from the Natural 
Sciences) and Dr. Lewis Bet- 
tinger (from the Social Scien- 
ces). The committee's ex -officio 
member, Dean Dorothy Gwin, is 



its administrative advisor. 

Because of the very delicate 
economic and personel matters 
discussed, the committee's 
meetings are closed to the 
general public. However, if one 
wished to meet with the com- 
mittee for some specific purpose 
or to personally present an idea 
or proposal, the committee will 
be most happy to add some extra 
time to its busy agenda. I wish to 
emphasize that this faculty 
committee is essential and most 
important to the administrative 
sect of Centenary. It serves a 
unique purpose and provides for 
a direct faculty voice on school 
policies. (I wish to thank 
Professor Michael Hall for his 
valuable aid). 



P. S. I wish to emphasize that the 
beginning of this article was an 
attempt to make it more in- 
teresting to read by using a 
humorous interpretation. 



Typing Room available soon 



How many times have you had 
to frantically hunt through the 
dorm to find a typewriter in order 
to complete an assignment? Or, 
how many times have you been 
disturbed while you've been 
sleeping or studying by the tap- 
tap-tap of your neighbor's 
typewriter? 

Well, the Student Government 
Association is doing something 
about these situations and ones 
similar to them. By the beginning 
of November, the library will be 
equipped with a new typing 
room. 



Acting on a suggestion by SGA 
Senator Bob Thomas, the SGA 
has been discussing the matter of 
converting one of the study 
rooms on the second floor of the 
library into a typing room. Plans 
for having the new typing room 
Sv jd proofed are underway but 
no date for the actual con- 
struction has been set. However, 
two IBM "Selectric" typewriters 
should be installed by the first of 
November. 

The SGA is still a little hazy on 
the procedures a student will 
have to go through to use a 



typewriter, but hopefully things 
will be worked more defined once 
the typewriters arrive. The 
typing rooms may be kept 
unlocked during library hours, or 
a student may need to obtain a 
key from the front desk of the 
library in order to use a 
typewriter. Also, the idea of 
being able to reserve time to use 
a typewriter in advance has 
appealled to many students. This 
would eliminate two people 
planning to use the same 
typewriter at the same time. The 
system of reserving a typewriter 



will probably be similar to the 
one used in the Computer Lab. 
Another matter which is still 
being questioned is the cost and 
payment of the typewriter rib- 
bons. A small fee may be charged 
for the use of the typing room in 
order to cover the cost of the 
ribbons, however the SGA is 
looking into the possibility of 
budgeting some money for this 
purpose. Since the SGA has no 
idea as to how much ribbons will 
be used each year, it will be 
difficult to project a budget for 
the ribbons. 



Bob Thomas, heading the 
committee, is still ironing out 
many of these small details, and 
of course things will be running 
smoothly when the typewriters 
become available for student 
usage. 

Many other schools already 
have typing rooms available for 
students, and Thomas is looking 
into how they have been handling 
the use of the rooms. If you have 
any suggestions or ideas that can 
help the SGA with the new typing 
rooms, contact Bob Thomas or 
any other SGA member. 



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East Texas 

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LETTERS 



To the Editor: 

I want to take this opportunity 
to thank everyone at the College 
who helped make the dedication 
of the Hodges Rose Garden such 
a success I believe that it was a 
tine event enjoyed by the College 
la truly and our many friends. It 
reconfirms what I've said for 
some time: that there is a "pride 
<>i place" here. 

Sincerely, 

]) irrell Loyless 

Vice President 



Dear Conglomerate Readers, 
Due to the many requests from 

"Grapevine" supporters, "The 

Grapevine" will once again be 

included in the Conglomerate. 
If you have something that you 

would like to appear in "The 

Grapevine," please get it to me 

by noon on Mondays. 
Thank you for all of your 

support! 

Sincerely, 

Mickey Zemann 

Entertainment Editor 

Campus Mail Box 996 




Dear Caf Staff, 

The food on Tuesday was 
great! Keep up the good work! 

Sated student 



Dear Editor, 

I was very disappointed by the 
meager turnout at the "Trout 
Fishing in America" concert last 
Friday afternoon. There must 
have been less than fifty people 
there at any given time. Come on, 
people, these folks came all the 
way from Houston to play for us ! 
They've cut a very popular 
album! And they play at the 
Rusty Nail practically all the 
time! They've even been asked to 
go to Canada for the Red River 
Revel next year! They deserve so 
much more support than was 
given them this past week. They 
are playing again in the shell this 
Friday, October 14 from 5-7 p.m. 
Let's see if we can do better, 
O.K.? We're lucky they're giving 
us another chance. 

Lea Ann Burelbach 
Editor of the 
Conglomerate 



Senate Minutes 



In i-nminemovjtioii ol (In- Hodges Kose Garden... 



by Clay Robinson 

(This represents a reporting of 
the Senate meeting of October 11, 
1983, and should not be con- 
sidered the official minutes of the 
Senate.) 

The October 11 meeting of the 
Student Senate was called to 
order by President Thurndotte 
Baughman at 11:17 a.m. The 
previous meeting's minutes were 
approved with corrections and 
there were no officer reports. 

Tuesday, the Senate heard 
from the standing committees on 
Entertainment, Elections and 
Forums. Entertainment Com- 
mittee Chairman Michael Hayes 
reported that Fall Ball would cost 
about $3500 and that the S.G.A.'s 
cook-out would be on Sunday, 
October 16. Carole Powell of the 
Forums Committee spoke to the 
Senate about several possible 
Forums' speakers for the fall and 
spring semesters. The Elections 
Committee presented an addition 
to the elections by-laws, con- 
cerning who could be elected to 
the Fall Ball Homecoming Court. 

In the first of its monthly media 
sessions, the Senate heard from 
The Yoncopin and The 
Conglomerate. Yoncopin editor 
Dawn Calhoun announced that 
the yearbook is ahead and asked 
the Senate for suggestions as to 



how to get local businesses that 
receive student patronage to 
advertise in The Youncopin. 
Conglomerate co-editor Clay 
Robertson announed that The 
Conglomerate had registered a 
profit of $398.31 for the month of 
September. President Baughman 
then announced that Clay 
Robertson had tendered his 
resignation for health reasons 
effective 12:00 p.m., October 11. 

The hottest topic discussed by 
the Senate Tuesday was once 
again Homecoming. The Senate 
set December 3, 1983, as the date 
for Homecoming, because that 
date represented the only 
Saturday night game. Senator 
Bob Thomas brought to the 
Senate the proposal -of having 
students contact hometown 
aflumni and alumni in related 
fields about attending 
Homecoming. A motion regar- 
ding the matter was brought by 
Senator Susan Scott and the Scott 
motion was passed in a close 
vote, with Vice President Alyce 
Boudreaux leading the opposition 
to the motion. 

Tuesday, the Senate also ap- 
proved the donation of $50 to start 
a memorial fund in honor of 
Bishop J. Kenneth Shamblin at 
Centenary College. 

The meeting of October 11 was 
adjourned at 12:17 p.m. 



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Business Manager Lynette Potter 

News Editor Emily Canter 

Features Editor Carole Powell 

Entertainment Editor Mickey Zemann 

Sports Editor Laura Luff 

Managing Editor Lisa filing 

Distribution Editor Craig Coleman 

Advertising Manager Lisa Illing 

Staff Typist Susan Illing 

Chief Photographer Chris Murphy 

Photographers Rick Anders, Jim Ogden, 

Scott Andrews 

Columnists Tina Hackett & Larry Morse, 

Betsy Camp 

Reporters Donald Truitt, Susan Scott, 

Jennifer Schultz, Darrien Daigle 

Staff Sarah Engman. Susan LaGrone 

Advisors Janie Flournoy, Dr. Michael Hall, 

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Words from Wonderland 



by Betsy Camp 



"Hi! I'm Martha Quinn, 
resident airhead, and this is 
MTV." 

"Good evening. I'm Nina 
Blackwood and I'm going to 
make a musical fool of myself, 
here, on MTV." 

"Hey there! I'm J. J. Jackson, 
the overweight guy in the tight 
leather pants and this is MTV." 

"Hello. I'm too cute for words 
and I'm equally cocky. That's 
right, I'm Mark Goodman, MTV 
VJ extrordinaire." 

"Good morning. You're wat- 
ching MTV and me, Alan Hunter. 
I'm hyperactive and probably 
anorexic." 

If all these people seem 
familiar to you, you've probably 
been watching MTV, Music 
Television. MTV is a radio 
station with pictures. Sounds 
neat, huh? Just think, you get to 
SEE all those rock stars lip- 
synch their hit songs! You can 
also find out what's new in 



"Music News." Best of all, those 
lovable VJ's (Video Jockeys) 
keep you informed or rock and 
roll anniversaries such as David 
Bowie's birthday. Paul Mc- 
Cartney's wedding anniversary, 
and the day that Pete Townshend 
finally dried out. 

MTV's programming has 
changed greatly since its debut 
two years ago. They've changed 
from a progressive format (XTC, 
Psychedelic Furs, etc.) to one 
that is almost bubblegum. I 
expect to see Leif Garret and 
Shaun Cassidy on the small 
musical screen any day. 

It seems as if someone at MTV 
is into leather: not thirty minutes 
go by before some heavy metal 
band comes on dressed in leather 
from head to sadomasochistic 
toe. Yeah, it looks neat, but what 
about all those naked cows? 

MTV also has contests that are 
fit for a rock 'n' roll king. The 
latest in this series is a trip to 
Tokyo to see Asia. "Asia in 
Asia," they call it. What about 
"Berlin in Berlin" or "Boston in 



Boston"? Better yet, "Men at 

Work on 1-20." 

In addition to trips, there are 
supplementary prizes that have 
been given away, such as: 
platinum albums belonging to 
Men at Work, Pete Townshend's 
guiter, and dinner with Fleet- 
wood Mac. Why don't they give 
away some really interesting 
items? How about Boy George's 
makeup or an appointment with 
Adam Ant's tailor? Hey! Why 
don't they give away a WHOLE 
BAND? Who wouldn't want to 
have the Stones in her basement? 
How about a date with Ozzy 
Osbourne? It could be a dinner 
date with raw bat a la mode for 
dessert. (Only kidding, Ozzy, I 
love you so much I could just bite 
your head off). 

If you haven't yet had an op- 
portunity to sit in front of a TV for 
three or four hours without 
receiving any valuable input 
whatsoever, check out the Cof- 
feehouse. What you're looking for 
is number 16 on the channel 
selector. 



Female 
Competition 

By Carole Powell 

"On two. Ready? Break!" 

Seven players take their 
position and wait tensely for the 
snap. Nobody giggles; nobody 
checks her hair ribbon. 

As evidenced by their changing 
attitude toward intramural 
football— their setting aside time 
for practice and their taking the 
field with increasing deter- 
mination—many women are 
beginning to take sports 
seriously. Now, not only do they 
want to play, they want to win. 
For many, it is no longer enough 
to participate. They want to 
compete. 

These new competitors are not 
jocks. These are the girls for 
whom the most challenging sport 
of their childhood was hopscotch. 
They are the transition 
generation. Although beginning 
their life in a society in which a 
lady didn't sweat, they now find 
themselves in a society which has 
finally come to accept that sports 
will make a girl neither knotty 
with muscles nor homosexual. 
Their daughters may well begin 
learning to play soccer and 
basketball in kindergarten. 

These women, however, are 
only beginning to be convinced of 
their ability to compete. In 
realizing their capabilities, they 
are faced with a problem of at- 
titude. Should one play to win? Is 
it acceptable to be competitive? 
(It was much easier to be passive 
when one didn't think one could 
win anyway). 

Does a competitive spirit 
detract from a woman's 
femininity? Most would agree 
that a healthy competitive at- 
titude, one that challenges a 
woman to develop and sharpen 
her skills, both physical and 
mental, enhances one's 
character and in no way makes a 
woman less feminine. (Keep in 
mind, however, that poor 
sportsmanship is generally 
unattractive in either sex). 

It must be noted that there may 
be an occasional male who finds 
a competitive woman "butch." A 
man of this sort is probably the 
same man who would like to keep 
his "little woman" in the kitchen 
and in the bedroom, and any little 
woman who would be attracted to 
one of this breed (hopefully a 
dying one) is unlikely to be 
participating in sports anyway. 

All this is not to say that a 
woman must play to win. Those 
who play for the love of playing 
undoubtedly have a better time. 
However, a woman who 
Possesses a competitive spirit 
should press on toward her 
laurels without guilt. These days, 
football's not just for powder- 
puffs. 



Thursday, October 13, 1983— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 3 



Dedication Speech read 

We fortunates, who have our beings here — 
quick years for students, quicker still, tho' more 
for us whose lucky stars assigned as staff — 
find that because of roses, life is new. 
You campus friends, whose visits honor it 
by loyalty, or philanthropic task, 
discover with us in this pleasant place 
a spot of fragrance, harmony and grace. 

To come here early, and to find it washed 

by night-time rain, or by the morning dew; 

to walk at midday, sit awhile, enjoy 

the pleasure of the cool ; or, then, to leave 

at evening when the air's perfumed: by such 

one knows one's being lifted clear across 

both "sleepy silver bayou" each reveres — 

and, brightly, through our campus days and years. 

And this would be enough; a garden filled 
with roses, where before, the grasses grew; 
quite masterly designed, and made, a gift 
most graciously endowed, in every sense. 
But there's much more; for as these voices sang, 
a rose can catch the meaning of a life, 
revealing beauty mind, not eye, perceives, 
describing truth the heart believes. 

"Lo, how a Rose" speaks more than of a bloom, 
but of a mother and her son, and what 
they meant for history. Well, roses here 
tell also of a mother, full of grace, 
and joy, and peacefulness; which she herself 
had learned from her own mother's hand. And both, 
with clear and gentle mother's touch, then cast a 
dynasty of service meant to last. 

Of this, the garden full of roses speaks. 

But more: this garden tells us of a son 

who with his lady, down the years have made 

a history for this place, sustaining it 

by countless quiet, strong and generous acts. 

We could not now be what we are, but that 

they led and served us, time and time again, 

and founded precedents we will maintain. 

We dedicate this garden out of love: 
the love those gentle alma maters drew 
in life and memory from all their kin; 
the love our ancient Alma Mater has 
drawn freshly from this servant-leader pair. 
But we, their friends, will always let it draw — 
as long as we shall walk upon this ground — 
a love for them that knows no end or bound. 

Don Webb 




Co-editor resigns 



Clay Robertson, co-editor of 
the Conglomerate resigned his 
position Tuesday, October 11, at 
12 noon. He was forced to resign 
because of health problems. He 
has mononucleousis and has been 
told by his physician that he must 



cut down on his extracurricular 
activities. 

Lisa Illing is now the assistant 
editor of the Conglomerate and 
Lea Ann Burelback, formerly co- 
editor of the Conglomerate, has 
now been appointed editor of the 
paper. 




Rose Garden 
Dedication Performed 



by Susan A. Scott 

Last Thursday, in a 5:15 
ceremony graced by the setting 
sun, Dr. Doug McGuire, a 
Methodist minister, offered the 
dedicatory prayer for the Hodges 
Rose Garden. The Centenary 
Choir and the Chamber Singers 
sang for the many guests who 
were served refreshments by the 
Maroon Jackets. 

The garden was financed by an 
endowment from Sarah and Bill 
James, members of the Board of 
Trustees, and was given in 
memory of Mr. James' mother 
and grandmother. 

The Hodges Rose Garden is 
composed of sixteen different 
varieties of vegetation. The most 
impressive of these flowers is the 
Centenary Rose, a new strain of 
rose created especially for the 
Hodges Rose Garden. This rose 
bush will soon be available for 
purchase by alums all over the 
nation. Other plants in the garden 
include the Pascale roses, crepe 
myrtle trees, Japanese 



magnolias, azaleas, flowering 
pear trees, and many others. 

The Hodges Rose Garden is the 
first step in a general 
beautification program for the 
College. The footpath lighting 
system will soon be found all over 
the campus, including along the 
walk up to the Marjorie Lyons 
theatre. 



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The Wide World of Jack London 



Is it really true that Jack 
London is considered by some 
critics to be America's greatest 
author? 

Don't most critics consider him 
to be a second-rate, outdated 
writer of rough-and-tumble 
adventure stories and dog stories 
for children? 

"Yes" is the answer to both 
questions. 

Yes, some European critics 
consider Jack London to be 
America's greatest author. (If 
you don't believe it, check the 
newspaper article in the display 
case on the west wall of the foyer 
in Magale Library.) 

And yes, until very recently 
most American critics have been 
satisfied to dismiss him as a 
popular hack or, worse, to ignore 
him altogether. 

But, as we know, critics are by 
nature and profession a bit 
snobbish. They are also 
notoriously short-sighted (it took 
them more than seventy years to 
decide that Herman Melville was 
something more than a writer of 
South Seas romances and that 
Moby-Dick was something better 
than a metaphysical mishmash — 
and took them almost as long to 
realize that Poe was something 
better than an alcoholic drug 
addict who wrote some weird 
horror stories while probably 
smoking something stronger 
than grass). 

So, despite the fact that London 
continued to be read by the 
common reader both at home and 
abroad for more than two 
generations, it has been only 
during the past few years that 
our critics have grudgingly 
begun to acknowledge his 
existence. He is still barely 
taught on the college level, but 
heretofore he was not taught at 
all— so we're making some 
progress. In fact, we're making 
great progress. 

The new Dictionary of Literary 
Biography has granted him 
major status, alongside Mark 
Twain and Henry James (check 
the display case on the south wall 
of the Library foyer). Moreover, 
during the past year or so, at 
least two major scholarly books 



on London have been published 
by distinguished university 
presses (you will find them in 
that same display case), and a 
half-dozen important volumes 
have been released by the 
commercial presses (including 
the new Library of America 
Classics Series, distributed by 
Viking Press and Times Life 
Books) all dealing with London. 
By the time your own children 
are in college, I predict that Jack 
London will be taught throughout 
the country alongside such 
cherished souls as Hawthorne, 
Twain, Hemingway, and 
Faulkner. In the meantime you 
might like to know a little more 
about this fascinating author: 
Here are some highlights: 
His career is a paradigm at the 
American Myth of Success. He 
was born illegitimate and spent 
most of his youth in near-poverty, 
quitting school to go to work full 
time in a cannery when he 
finished the eighth grade. At 
fifteen he quit work to join the 
oyster pirates on San Francisco 
Bay. At seventeen he shipped 
aboard a sealing schooner as an 
able-bodied seaman. Later that 
year, when he returned home 
from his voyage, he won first 
prize (over students from 
Stanford and UC-Berkeley) in a 
writing contest sponsored by the 
San Francisco Call (the title of 
his prize-winning sketch was 
"Story of a Typhoon Off the Coast 
of Japan"). The next year he 
hoboed across the continent and, 
after being arrested for vagrancy 
in Niagara, spent thirty days in 
the Erie County Penitentiary. 
Shocked by what he saw there, he 
returned home in the fall of 1894 
and entered high school, 
graduating in a year and a half; 
then crammed and passed the 
entrance examinations for the 
University of California, where 
he spent a semester. In the 
summer of 1897 he joined the 
Great Klondike Gold Rush and 
spent a year in the Northland, 
absorbing the atmosphere and 
the real-life adventure tales he 
would transmute into great 
fiction after returning home. In 
the fall of 1898 he began his 



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writing career in earnest, 
working furiously (sometimes 
sixteen hours a day at the 
typewriter) in his attempt to 
break into the literary 
marketplace. Though he 
received numerous rejections 
(more than 600 during the first 
five years of his career), he 
finally managed to break into 
print in the famous Overland 
Monthly and in 1899 got an ac- 
ceptance for his story "An 
Odyssey of the North" by the 
prestigious Atlantic Monthly. 
When his first book, The Son of 
the Wolf, was published by 
Houghton Mifflin the next year, 
he became a success almost 
overnight. Three years af- 
terward he won international 
acclaim with his great classic 
The Call of the Wild. With the 
appearance of another best- 
seller, The Sea-Wolf, in 1904, he 
became one of America's most 
highly paid authors. 

London's success continued to 
grow over the next decade as he 
produced some half-hundred 
books, 200 short stories, and more 
than 400 non-fiction pieces. When 
he died from a cerebral stroke at 
the age of forty, the news of his 
death received more space in the 
newspapers than that of the 
Emperor Franz Josef of Austria, 
who had died the day before. 

But Jack London was far more 
than a successful writer. From 
all reports he was a man of 
surpassing vitality and charm — 
utterly unpretentious and 
unaffected by his great success. 
He loved people, and he loved 
excitement. He often said in his 
later years that the great miracle 
of his life was that he lived to be 
twenty-one— since most of his 
early chums had wound up either 
dead or in prison. He built and 
sailed his own ship (a forty-foot 
ketch called The Snark) halfway 
around the world. He pioneered 
as both a sports writer and a war 
correspondent. He was a first- 
rate swimmer and boxer (he said 
he would rather be a world 
champion prize-fighter than 
write the great American novel). 
In 1905 he left the city and moved 
into the Sonoma Valley sixty 



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"Valley of the Moon") where he 
began restoring worn-out 
hillsides to build a model ranch. 
He succeeded in growing the best 
crops and the finest livestock in 
Northern California. He was also 
a crusading Socialist (first 
president of the Intercollegiate 
Socialist Party) and throughout 
his life a champion of the social 
underdog. Like Henry David 
Thoreau, he was the perfect 
nonconformist; but unlike 
Thoreau, he managed to make a 
million dollars (the first writer 
ever to do so). 

And notwithstanding his 
personal exploits, it is London's 
writing that has insured his 
permanency in our culture (and 
in cultures around the globe). In 
addition to his gripping tales of 
the wilderness, he wrote science 
fiction, novels of social protest, 
agrarian novels, a play (pre- 
Watergate) exposing the 
corruption in Washington 
politics, essays on such varied 
subjects as agronomy and ar- 
chitecture, and a handful of 
Hawaiian tales just before he 



died, into which he worked ar- 
chetypal elements he had 
discovered in the newly tran- 
slated works of Carl Jung. He 
was, in short, truly a writer as 
well as a man for all seasons. 

But come see for yourself. 

For the next couple of weeks 
the Magale library will house an 
extensive exhibit of Londoniana, 
including photographs of the 
writer from childhood into 
middle age, personal 

memorabilia from the London 
Ranch (including a bookrack and 
a can of brass tacks from Jack's 
own desk), and a representative 
selection of his literary works 
and color posters of his films. For 
a few minutes of browsing time 
you can get a glimpse of Jack 
London's wide world. 

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Dee Love, Kerri Rivers, and Cynthia Hawkins discuss preparations in "The Dining Room." 



Lee Morgan, Malcolm Willis, and Todd Moore in a scene from "The 
Dining Room." 



The Dining Room 



by A. R. Gurney, Jr. 

THE DINING ROOM is a 
brilliantly conceived and richly 
humorous theatrical tour de 
force (and long run off -Broadway 
success) in which six performers 
portray a wide array of diverse 
characters as they delineate the 
dying life-style of wealthy 
WASPdom, and the now 
neglected room which was once a 
vital center of family life. 

"...hilarious and touching. . .as 
comic sketch crazily succeeds 
comic sketch a whole pattern of 
American life emerges..." Clive 
Barnes, N. Y. POST. 

The play is set in the dining 
room of a typical well-to-do 
household, the place where the 
family assembled daily for 
breakfast and dinner and for any 
and all special occasions. The 
action is comprised of a mosaic 
of interrelated scenes - some 
funny, some touching, some 
rueful - which, taken together, 
create an in-depth portrait of a 
vanishing species: the upper 
middle class WASP. The actors 
change roles from little boys to 
stern grandfathers, and from 
Siggling teenage girls to Irish 
housemaids. Each vignette in- 
troduces a new set of people and 
events: a father lectures his son 
° n grammar and politics; a boy 
returns from boarding school to 
discover his mother's infidelity; 
a senile grandmother doesn't 
recognize her own sons at 
Christmas dinner; a daughter, 
her marriage a shambles, pleads 



futilely to return home, etc. 
Dovetailing swiftly and 
smoothly, the varied scenes 
coalesce, ultimately, into a 
theatrical experience of ex- 
ceptional range, compassionate 
humor and abundant humanity. 

The cast for the Centenary 
College Theatre Departments 
opening production, and their 
entry in the XVI American 
College Theatre Festival, has 
been selected by director Robert 
R. Buseick. 

The six actors performing the 
sixty characters in "THE 
DINING ROOM" will be Cynthia 
Hawkins, Deidre Love, Todd T. 
Moore, Lee Morgan, Kerri 
Rivers and Malcolm A. Wills. 
"The Dining Room" is a richly 
woven, imaginative, affectionate 
and often hilarious look at a 
vanishing breed - the American 
upper middle class. 

Miss Hawkins brings a wealth 
of experience to the stage with 
this assortment of characters in 
"The Dining Room." In the 
summer production of "The 
Heiress" she played Marion 
Almond. Cindy's performances 
as Sissy "Come Back to the 5 
and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy 
Dean," Miss Amelia in "Ballad 
of the Sad Cafe," the wife in 
"Rashomon," and Emily Bronte 
in "Masterpieces" have 
established her as one of the 
areas' most talented and 
promising actresses. Her roles in 
"Madame de Sade" as Renee de 
Sade and "My Sister In This 



House" as Christine brought 
Cindy two Irene Ryan Awards at 
The American College Theatre 
Festival. Cindy received her B.A. 
in Theatre last year from Cen- 
tenary, but has returned for a 
fifth year to work toward a 
teacher certification. 

Deidre Love is a sophomore 
theatre major from Halls ville, 
Texas making her first ap- 
pearance on the Marjorie Lyons 
stage. Prior to college Ms. Love 
played Beatrice in "The Effect of 
Gamma Rays on Man in the 
Moon Marigolds," Genny in 
"Bring Back Birdie," Ursula in 
"Bye Bye Birdie" and Mercy 
Lewis in "The Crucible." Dee is 
also a member of the newly 
formed dance company, 
"Escaped Images" at Centenary 
College. 

Todd Moore was last seen on 
the Playhouse stage as the oldest 
Snow son in the 1977 summer 
musical "Carousel." Since that 
time he has graduated from 
Southfield, attended Washington 
and Lee for two years, and is 
currently a senior English major 
at Centenary College. He has 
appeared previously in a 
Gaslight production. Last year 
Todd was the Editor of the 
Centenary College Yearbook, the 
YONCOPIN. 

A junior Theatre Major at 
Centenary Lee Morgan brings a 
varied theatre background to the 
many roles he will be playing in 
"The Dining Room." Lee has 
composed music for productions 



of "My Sister In This House" and 
been properties master for 
"Madame de Sade." For Peter 
Pan Players he played Dick in 
"Mary Poppins" and at Cen- 
tenary he's appeared in "The 
Ballad of the Sad Cafe," "No, No 
Nanette," "Medea," "As You 
Like It," "Rashmon," "Trixie 
True," "Teen Detective," and 
"Come Back to the 5 and Dime, 
Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean." 

Ms. Rivers was the Irish maid, 
Maria in the past summer 
production of "The Heiress" at 
Marjorie Lyons Playhouse and 
was the stage manager for 
"ANNIE." Following her 1978 
graduation from Centenary with 
a theatre degree, she spent three 
years in Washington, D.C. where 
she appeared in a production of 
"Man of La Mancha." At Mar- 
jorie Lyons, Kerri scored 
triumphs as Myra in "Battle of 
Angels," Mildred in "The Secret 
Affairs of Mildred Wild," and 
Mona in "Dames at Sea." Kerri 
won two Rivertowne Players 
Awards for "Hedda Gabler" and 
"Battle of Angels." She is 
currently employed at 
Gremillion and Pou Advertising. 

Malcolm W. Wills is a junior 
transfer from Lon Morris College 
majoring in Theatre. He has done 
a great deal of theatre in Hawaii 
which is his family home. 
Malcolm has appeared in 
productions of "Guys and Dolls," 
"Oliver Twist," "Lil' Abner," 
"South Pacific," "Hamlet,'" and 



The sets and lights are being 
designed by Lee Ellen Holloway, 
the resident designer and 
technical director at Centenary 
College. Ms. Holloway received 
her Masters degree from San 
Francisco State. In California 
she worked at the Actor's Ark 
and designed lights for "Gianni 
Schicci" at San Francisco State. 
In Shreveport, Lee Ellen has 
designed sets and lights for 
"Private Lives" and lights for 
"Tosca." As an actress she has 
been seen in "Celebration," 
"Cabaret," and "Oklahoma" 
winning the Times Award for 
Best Actress. She designed the 
sets for "Annie" and "The 
Heiress." 

Other staff members for "The 
Dining Room" will include 
costumes by Patric McWilliams, 
properties by Pam Ebarb. 
Denise McGuffey, and Melanie 
Lea, with senior theatre major 
Janette Fox as Assistant 
Director-Stage Manager. 

Box office for "The Dining 
Room" will open on October U 
and tickets are priced at $3.00 fox 
students not attending Centenan 
and $6.00 for adults. A specie 
discount is available for groups 
by calling 869-5242 and speaking 
with Box Office Manager. Angie 
McWilliams. "The Dining 
Room" plays at 8 p.m. on Oc- 
tober 13, 14, 15, 20, 21. 22 and at 2 
p.m. on Sunday, October 16 



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SUBSCOOP 

What a week the SUB has had! 
The big news is the pool tables 
have finally been redone. I know 
it is throwing your game off a bit 
(they are at last level), but I feel 
they are a welcome relief from 
the condition they were 
previously in. The noon time 
crowd is growing everyday. We, 
at the Coffeehouse, would like to 
thank the Caf and their Monday 
lunch for this occura'nce (just 
kidding Dottie and Debbie). She 
turned the big 3-0 on October 3rd. 
While on the subject of the Caf, 
for all of you students who 
thought Mattie didn't have a 
heart, you should have seen her 
Tuesday at lunch. 

I am pleased to announce the 
addition of Sandra Sherrod and 
Justin Martzell to the S.A.A.C. 
committee. Our first meeting will 



THE 

EPISCOPAL 

CHURCH 

AT 

CENTENARY 

COLLEGE 

The Herndon Canterbury House 
Woodlawn Avenue at 

Wilkinson Street 

( Behind K A House and 

Across from Playhouse) 

WEDNESDAYS 
5p.m. — Holy Communion 
5:30 p.m. — Free Supper 

Stephen Tate, Resident 

Father Paul, Chaplain 

865-0466 

AUL ARE WELCOME! 



be October 6, at 11:10 a.m. 

Be on the look-out for some 
awesome VCR movies to be 
shown in the Coffeehouse. A list 
of movies will be sent out so you 
can be up-to-date on what's 
coming up. We will be showing 
everything from "An Officer and 
A Gentleman" to "South 
Pacific." A big hand to Michael 
Hayes for his hard work. 

I want to apologize for the 
change in dates and location of 
the "Healthy Cooking" course. 
Due to the Revel, John Koellen 
felt things would go smoother if 
we changed the dates. Don't 
forget to sign up. You get to eat 
everything he fixes. 

Until next week, don't study too 
hard and take care. 

Kathy 

GRAPEVINE 

COP.: Thanks! E.E. 

R.G.T.: I.S.L.Y. 12 U.I.T.S.! 

HOW 'BOUT THEM HOGS! 

J.S. : How'd ya do on your CAL. 
test? JLY! YBS. 

L.L.: I PROMISE I'll clean up 
my side of the room... later! 

GO NADS!!! 

Senorita Goodrich: Hola! 
Como estas? Espero que estes 
bien. CHES? 



Leonard's Jewelers 

4841 Line Ave. 
(in front of Pierremont Mall) 

Fraternity and Sorority 

Jewelry 

Artcarved Class Rings 

Fine Jewelry 

and 
Repair Service 



Brui-All accountants should be 
shot-H.B. 

O.C. -Happy Belated 21st!!! 
Your Pals. 

Laura S. -Happy Birthday!! 
Your suitemate, Susan. 

Bwana Lives. 

B.C.B.-I'll always be here for 
you. Love always, L.A.B. 

To my mystery Toga man-call 
me-Pink lady. 

Congratulations James Watt on 
your new promotion: to the 
unemployment line. 

Around 
Town 

Well, Centenary has finally 
arrived to the world of musical 
entertainment!!! This past 
Friday, the shell came alive with 
the sounds of "Trout Fishing in 
America." This popular group is 
a regular at everyone's favorite, 
the Rusty Nail. 

Centenary students, faculty, 
and staff alike were all pleased 
with the show. One of the favorite 
numbers was "The Masocisim 
Tango." This was truly 
astonishing in its own rite! 

After the concert, Centenary 
folk were treated to Centenary 
night at the Rusty Nail. Anyone 
who held a Centenary I.D. card 
got in without cover charge for a 
terrific party with more music 
from "Trout Fishing... ." 

If you missed this fantastic 
evening, you can catch a repeat 
tomorrow in the shell, again at 
5:00 p.m. Come on along and join 
the fun after the concert at "the 
Nail," it promises to be another 
great party for all. 




Ed and Beth Leuck proudly hold their new son, NiCkolas Edwin Leuck, 
who came into the world Sept. 28 weighing 9 lbs., 6 oz. Congratulations! 

■AROUND 
CAMPUS 



S.G.A. 

The S.G.A. will hold a cookout 
in the Shell Sunday, October 16, 
from 5:00 p.m. until 7:00 p.m. 
Music will be provided by 
Louisiana Hot Sauce. All Cen- 
tenary students are invited. Bar- 
B-Que hamburgers will be ser- 
ved. 

STUDENT ACTIVITIES 

Want a make-over? The 
Student Activities Office is 
looking for a person who will 
allow themself to be made-over 
for the Leisure Learning course, 
November 7. The make-over will 



include a facial (valued at $35), 
haircut and style, and make-up. 
Interested persons should send a 
letter explaining why you would 
like to be made over, to this of- 
fice. 

Be gearing up for "Friday at 
the Fights," October 28. Sign-up 
for teams will begin next week. 
Grand prize will be $50. So, begin 
practice for the infamous food 
fight, but please not at the Caf. 

There are still some openings 
for the CPR course presented by 
the Red Cross. The dates for the 
course are October 17 and 18 at 
6:30 p.m. on the SUB stage. 



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CP Schedule for Oct. 16-Oct. 22 

**Oct. 13-Oct. 22- Drama, The Dining Room, Marjorie Lyons 
Playhouse 8:00 p.m., 2:00 matinee on the 16th 

Oct. 18 Rims, Meshes of the Afternoon, Maya Deren; 

Spirit of $43, Walt Disney Productions; 
Battle of San Pietro, Tuesday 3:00-5.-00 and 
7:30-9:30 114 Mickle Hall 

* *Oct. 21 Friends of Music Series, Norman Luboff Choir 

8:00 p.m., Hurley Music Building (CP CREDIT 
ONLY IF YOU OBTAIN A TICKET, 50 FREE 
TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE IN SCHOOL OF 
MUSIC OFFICE) 

Oct. 11-23 "Autochromes of Tonkin 1918"— Meadows 

Museum 

CP credit will be given for the Opera Guild's "Opera Alive" on the 
16th if you also attend the opera "Tales of Hoffman." 



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Zeta Tan Alpha 

First of all, we would like to 
thank everyone who helped make 
the Zeta Meat Pie both the top 
selling booth of all the Greek 
concessions at the Revel. Thanks 
to the TKE's for the champagne 
swap last Friday. Toga Party 
was great as well. This week's 
Zeta Heisman trophy goes to 
Susan Beauboeuf for her fabulous 
touchdown. Congratulations to 
our newest pledge, Tracy Taylor! 
Happly birthday Donna 
Richardson. We are all looking 
forward to another fantastic 
Jungle Party. Glad you're better, 
Joey. Good luck to everyone on 
mid-terms; study hard! 

Ka 

Well, this is definitely a week 
worth going to school for since we 
can top off a long hard week with 
our Saturday night celebration of 
Jungle Party. Moss crew 
nominations are still up in the air 
and will be decided this week. If 
you are on the invite list to Jungle 
Party, we will need $12.00 per 
couple for all the jungle juice you 
can consume, so please pay a KA 
by Friday afternoon. One sad 
note to acknowledge is the out- 
come of the KA-Sig pledge game. 
We think it was well played all 
the way up to the final and very 
controversial play. The darkness 
favored the referee's vision on 
this day! Needless to say, the KA 
pledge class is still tops in our 
books. Congratulations go out to 
Chris Edwards for helping 
Centenary's Rifle Team win their 
competition this past weekend. 
We would also like to 



congratulate John Lee and Jan 
Willie Van Der Berg who par- 
ticipated in the Gents soccer 
victory this past week. 

There will be no Thursday 
night party due to strenuous 
Jungle Party preparations. We 
want our dates to get plenty of 
rest this week, because you will 
definitely be up late Saturday. 
Girls, dress as bare as you dare 
because it might be chilly and 
there will be many a jungle 
animal on the loose! The band 
has already been in town to 
assure us of a very radical Jungle 
Party. We hope we all live to tell 
about it. The wobbily pen will 
return next week so stay tuned 
and well primed. Until then we 
say "Stitaya and good night"! 

Kappa Sigma 

For those of you who have 
waited patiently, yet anxiously, 
here it is, the first annual Kappa 
Sigma submission to Greek Beat, 
the fraternal forum of Centenary 
College, wherein those who crow 
loudest, usually eat crow — so let 
it be with Kappa Alpha. Yes, in 
answer to those afore mentioned, 
"We are, we did, and we always 
will." To those of you yet 
unaware, the Sig pledges 
defeated the KA pledges in a 
challenge football match this 
past Sunday. We'll all enjoy the 
keg of reeb, and in addition, Pat 
Downs sends his thanks to Jay 
Greenleaf for the additional case 
of reeb. Those responsible for the 
victory, our new pledges (and 
their respective Big Brothers) 
are: Jeff Goins; Ron Whitler; 
Hoppy Lewing, Scotty Caroom; 
Ian Webb, Mark Peeler; Tom 
Cochran, Barry Breit; Bill Ball; 




Thursday, October 13, 1983— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 7 



Homecoming survey 



Todd Anders; Andrew Smith, 
Shawn Livesay; Brett Hadley, 
Danny Talley; Jim Andrews; Bill 
Bland; Jack Phillips; Bill Bland; 
Kolby Nix, John Dupuy; Ed 
Copeland; Rick Laborde; Eric 
Harkness; Matt Robinson; John 
Graham; John Dupuy. 

In other matters, new initiates 
are David "Junior Samples;; 
Green, Steve "Gomer" Green, 
and Mike "t-man" Fertita. 
CONGRATULATIONS! Past-due 
thanks go out to the little sister 
for helping during rush, the 
Zeta's for a great Las Vegas 
night, and the Chi O's for 
Hawaiian party. 

We're all looking forward to 
our weekly "Hump" parties, and 
upcoming PJ party, all of which 
will most assuredly be carried on 
in the grand tradition of Kappa 
Sigma . A.E.K.D.B., 
GD.R.H.E.P.K.N.B. 

Tekes 

The Tekes would like to thank 
all the O.D.'s and other quests 
that help make Toga party the 
drunken bash it deserved to be. 
Congrat's go out to the soccer 
players for their recent victories. 
The pay phone is in, and the new 
number is 868-9202. The Tekes 
would like to thank the Zetas for 
an awesome mixer Friday at the 
Zeta house. 

Congratulations go out to Tim 
Hibbs, our newly elected 
Prytanis, and to Jack Conners, 
Hypophetes. 

Neil and Andy Fedora killed 
thousands this weekend with 
their wicked Kamikazies. Neil 
was heard saying 'It's a horde 
mission but we'll make it 
righteous.' Good Toga! 



by Donald Truitt 

When a number of Centenary 

students were asked the question, 

"Should Centenary have a 

Homecoming?", there was little 

disagreement. The breakdown 

was as follows: 

Yes 78 percent 

No 14 percent 

No Opinion 8 percent 

The main disagreement and 

uncertainty came when the 

students were asked who should 

be responsible for the 

preparations of the activity. The 

results to this question follow: 

Students 48 percent 



Faculty 43 percent 

No Opinion 9 percent 

No clear answer evolved from 
the survey concerning the latter 
question. Some students offered 
the suggestion that the senior 
class should be totally respon- 
sible for the activity, while others 
offered the suggestion that a 
committee consisting of mem- 
bers of each class, senate 
members, and faculty and ad- 
ministration representatives 
should plan and prepare the 
event. The debate concerning 
Centenary's Homecoming 
festivities continues. 



Absentee voting possible 



BATON ROUGE — Secretary 
of State Jim Brown said this 
week that students at Centenary 
still have time to vote absentee, 
provided that they are 
registered. 

"If you're going to be home 
before Saturday, October 15, you 
can cast a ballot with the 
Registrar of Voters in the parish 
courthouse," Brown said. "If you 
have asked for a mail absentee 
ballot, it must be mailed back to 
arrive no later than Thursday, 
October 20." 

For those who are not 
registered, but wish to do so for 



the November 19 general elec- 
tion, the final day is Tuesday, 
October 25, Brown said. 

"I can't over-emphasize the 
importance of this election," 
Brown said. "We will be electing 
the state of finals and the 
members of the ragislature who 
will govern our lives in Louisiana 
for the next four years." 

Brown expects a fairly high 
percentage of the registered 
voters to go to the polls October 
22, and noted that registration 
figures in most parishes are at an 
all-time high. 



October 21-30 



J^tkM 1 ^ 





Upcoming Events 


Oct. 18 


Air Force Recruiter All Majors 

Sgt. Beridan SUB-10 a.m. til 12 noon 




Peat, Marwick & Accounting Ma jors 

Mitchell 

Donald LeBlanc-9a.m. 

til 3 p.m. 


Oct. 20 


Dillards Dept. Stores Business Majors 
Allen Williams-!) a.m. til 
4 p.m. 


Oct. 25 


Commercial National Accounting & Finance 
Bank Majors 
Denise Gullatt-9 a.m. til 
4 p.m. 


Oct. 26 


Libby Glass Business & Accounting 

Peter Williams-9 til Majors 

3p.m. 




This Friday, October 14, 5:00-7:00 p.m. in the Shell 

Head on down to the Rusty Nail for Centenary Night. 

No cover charge with Centenary I.D. 



WlilllSlh 




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Soccer takes first at 
East Texas Shootout 



The Gents soccer team took 
first place for the second con- 
secutive year in the East Texas 
Shootout. They were on the road 
October 7-8, to LeTourneau 
College where they participated 
in the two day tournament 
against St. Mary's and 
LeTourneau. Sweeping both 
games over the weekend they 
overtook St. Mary's, 3-0, and 
LeTourneau, 1-0. 

Centenary's first shutout was 
Friday. October 7, against St. 
Mary's. In the first half John 
Graham scored the first goal on 
an assis from Jay Poss. Poss 
then scored in the second half, 
assisted by Steve Sanguinetti. 
The third goal was unassisted by 
Jeff Foster. 

The second game of the East 
Texas Shootout was Saturday, 
October 8, against LeTourneau 
College The Gents" only goal was 
scored on a penalty kick by Doug 
Crone with his left foot to the 
right corner, beating LeTour- 



neau 1-0 for the championship. 

Mark Knepper demonstrated 
Centenary's defensive abilities 
with shutouts against both op- 
ponents, with an average of one 
goal or less per game. 

The Gents had four players 
named to the East Texas 
Shootout All-Tournament Team: 
Most Valuable Player - Mark 
Knepper, goalie; Scott Davidson 
- halfback; Doug Crone - mid- 
fielder; and Matt Cardillo - 
midfielder. 

The Gents record of 5-5-0, five 
wins and five losses, will be 
tested this Friday, October 14, as 
they travel to Dallas, Texas, 
where they will play Southern 
Methodist University. SMU 
ranks high in the Midwest region 
with a record of 5-4-3, five wins- 
four losses-3 ties, against other 
nationally ranked teams. 
Saturday, October 15, Centenary 
will travel to Arlington Baptist 
for a 1:00 game. 




Gents win NSU Invitational 



Centenary's cross country 
team traveled to Nachidoches 
Saturday, October 8, to take part 
in the Northwestern State 
University Invitational. 

The Gents took third overall 



with a score of 97. First place 
went to Houston Baptist and 
second place to Louisiana Tech. 
Our top five runners were: 
Bill Jones- (31:41), Nathan 
Joyner- (31:50), David Watkins- 



(32:33), David Bellar- (32:50), 
and John Wanat- (35:43). 

In the Gent's division Houston 
Baptist is holding on to first place 
with second place in close op- 
position between Centenary and 
Stephen F. Austin. Centenary 
defeated Stephen F. Austin by a 
very narrow margin in the 



Bulldog Invitational. 

Coach Shaw feels that their top 
four men are doing well, what 
they need is a strong fifth man. 
The two freshmen: John Wanat 
and Tony Rodio are becoming 
stronger as the season 
progresses. Brian Dempsey who 
redshirted last season due to an 



Intramural Playoffs 

Final playoffs for coed 
volleyball will be tonight at 8:00 
p.m. in Haynes Gym. Previous 
results to the finals are (1st) - 
ROTC, (2nd) - Generics, (3rd) - 
CHOR, and (4th) - Raiders. 

Playoffs for intramural foot- 
ball will be this Sunday, October 
16, on Hardin Field. The men's 
division is divided into two 
leagues I and II. Previous results 
are as follows: League I - (1st)- 
Buffaloes, (2nd)-Sig I, (3rd)- 
ROTC; League II - (1st) -OX, 
(2nd) -NADS, (3rd)-Sundevils. In 
the women's division: (1st)- 
Sexton, (2nd)-CHOR, (3rd)-ChiO, 
and (4th)-ChiO. 

An intramural meeting will be 
held Tuesday, October 18, at 
11 : 00 in the Gold Dome to discuss 
scheduling of Mens and Womens 
intramural volleyball. A 
representative from each team is 
encouraged to attend. Don't 
forget volleyball rosters are due 
Friday, October 14 by 12 NOON irt 
Dr. Lefevres office at the Gold 
Dome. If you have any questions 
call: 5275. 

injury has shown promise to be 
the much needed fifth man, but is 
once again injured. The Gents 
have three weeks left to train and 
develop their fifth man before the 
Trans American Athletic Con- 
ference Championships. Their 
next meet is Saturday, October 
15, in Baton Rouge at LSU 




THE 



CCNCIIXMIEKAYIE 



October 20, 1983 



Shreveport, Louisiana 



Vol. 78, No. 9 



Julie Lesage 



Feminist, Film Critic To Speak At Centenary 



by Carole Powell 

Julia Lesage, feminist, 
professor of literature and film, 
and film critic and editor, will be 
on the Centenary campus Sun- 
day, October 30 to Wednesday, 
November 2. During this time, 
Lesage, who has spent much time 
in Nicaragua studying the role of 
women in the Nicaraguan 
revolution, will speak in lecture 
situations, as well as in the 
classroom. 

The following is an exerpt from 
a presentation made by Lesage 
at the conference "Marxism and 
the Interpretation of Culture: 
Limits, Frontiers, and Boun- 
daries," held at the University of 
Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, 
July 8-12, 1983. 

"...I bring up this example of 
Nicaragua, because Nicaraguan 
women are very conscious of the 
power of their own revolutionary 
example. They know they've 
been influenced by the Viet- 
namese and Cuban revolutions 
and are very much shaping how 
Salvadoran women militants are 
looking at women's role in the 
Salvadoran revolution. Because 
of the urgency and violence of the 
situation, unity between men and 
women was and is necessary for 
their survival, but the women 
also want to combat, in an 
organized and self-conscious 
way, specific aspects of male 
supremacy in the work place, 
politics, and daily life. 

Both here and in Nicaragua, 



women's daily conversation with 
each other often consists of 
complaints about men and about 
managing the domestic sphere. It 
also encompasses complaints 
about poor and unstable work 
conditions, and about the onerus 
double day. However, here in the 
U.S. that conversation usually 
circulates pessimistically if 
supportively around the same 
themes and may even serve to 
reconfirm women's stasis within 
these unpleasant situations. Here 
such conversation offers little 
sense of social change; yet in our 
recent political history feminists 
have used this pre-existing social 
form, women's conversation in 
the domestic sphere, to create 
consciousness-raising groups. 
But I now ask myself is that 
consciousness-raising sufficient 
to change women's behavior, 
including our self-conception and 
our own colonized minds. I would 
posit that since we do not live in a 
revolutionary situation, and 
there is no political organization 
here oroviding leadership and a 
cohesive strategy, and in par- 
ticular since the struggle against 
women's oppression is not 
genuinely integrated into left 
activity and theory, we women 
need another intermediate step, 
both to shape our revolutionary 
consciousness and to empower us 
to make and act on our own 
strategic demands; that is, we 
need to promote the self- 
sconscious, collectively sup- 



ported, and politically clear 
articulation of our anger and 
rage. 

Furthermore, we must un- 
derstand the different structures 
behind different women's rage. 
Black women rage against 
poverty and racism at the same 
time that they rage against 
sexism. Lesbians rage against 
heterosexual privilege, including 
their denial of civil rights. 
Nicaraguan women rage against 
invasions and the aggressive 
intentions of the United States. If 
in our political work, we know 
this anger and the structures that 
generate it, we can more 
genuinely encounter each other 
and more extensively 
acknowledge each others' needs, 
class position, and specific form 
of oppression. It's a precondition 
to finding a way to work toward 
common goals. 

I think a lot about the 
phenomenon of the colonized 
mind. Everything that I am and 
want has been shaped within a 
social process marked by male 
dominance and female op- 
pression. How can women come 
to understand and collectively 
attack a sexist social order; 
sexist representations— in 
culture, in law, in medicine, in 
education, etc., etc.; sexist 
concepts of the natural roles of 
the mother, family, and children; 
and also sexist sexuality? I have 
lived with a man for twelve years 
and yet I understand the degree 



Three Chosen For Military Honors 



by Jim Ogden 

On October 13th, Ed Hand, 
Tom Marshall, and John 
Robinson were given the 
Distinguished Military Student 
Award by the Centenary Military 
Science Department in 
ceremonies in Haynes Gym. 

All three of the senior cadets 
did very well at Advanced Camp 
' as t summer, finishing in the 
u Pper one-third of their groups. 
* n fact, their performances were 
s ° exemplary, all were placed in 



the top ten among the 51 senior 
cadets at Northwestern State 
University, Louisiana State 
University at Shreveport, 
Louisiana College, and Cen- 
tenary. In short, Centenary's 
cadets so far outpaced any other 
college's that, based on the 
recommendation of Captain 
Foster, Dr. Webb, and Lt. Col. 
Fisher (the Professor of Military 
Science at NSU), these three 
were chosen above all other 
senior cadets to be given the 



Distinguished Military Student 
Award. This represents quite an 
accomplishment! 

To be awarded the DMS, one 
must: 

1) Possess outstanding 
qualities of leadership and moral 
character, 

2) Exhibit a definite aptitude 
for military service, 

3) Be in the upper one-third of 
their ROTC class, and 

4) Must be in the upper one-half 
of their university class. 



to which heterosexuality itself is 
sexist sexuality. It means that I 
am in a consensual relation with 
another individual who has more 
social privilege than myself, and 
he has that privilege because he 
is male. Heterosexuality is a 
social construction that in- 
stitutionalizes relations of 
dominance and submission, and 
it leads to the consequent 
devaluation of women because of 
their sex. Heterosexualdity is the 
central shaping factor of many 
different social^ practices at 
many different levels which 
range, for example, from the 
dependence of the mass media on 
the manipulation of sexuality to 
the division of labor, split bet- 
ween the public and private 
spheres, and relations of 
production themselves under 
capitalism. Most painfully for 
women, heterosexuality is a 
structure that organizes, 
generates, focuses and in- 
stitutionalizes desire— both 
men's and women's desire— and 
heterosexual desire is always a 
desire among unequals. Literally 
I am wedded to my own op- 
pression. 

Furthermore, the very body of 
woman is not her own— it has 
been constructed by medicine, 
the law, visual culture, fashion, 
her mother, her household tasks, 
her reproductive capacity, and 
what Ti-Grace Atkinson has 
called "the institution of sexual 
intercourse." When I look in the 
mirror, I see my flaws; I 
evaluate the show I put on to 
others. How do I break through 
representations of the female 



body and gain a more just 
representation of my body for 
and of myself? 

My social interactions are 
shaped by non-verbal con- 
ventions which we all have 
learned unconsciously and 
which, as it were, are the glue of 
social life. As Nancy Henley 
describes it in BODY POLITICS, 
women's non-verbal language is 
characterized by shrinking, by 
taking up as little space as 
possible. Woman is accessible to 
be touched. When she speaks in a 
mixed group, she's likely to be 
interrupted or not really listened 
to seriously or thought of as 
merely emotional. And it is clear 
why what we study as the 
voyeuristic male look that shapes 
film practice, this male gaze with 
all its power has a social 
analogue in the way eye contact 
functions to control and threaten 
women in public space, a space 
here where women's freedom is 
constrained by the threat of rape. 

We need to articulate these 
levels of oppression and to arrive 
at a collective, shared awareness 
of these aspects of women's lives. 

To do this, the women's 
movement has used as a 
strategy, the consciousness 
raising group. The result of that 
strategy is that as women have 
come to understand their 
collective social being, that in 
itself becomes a transformative 
process..." 

Any professor interested in 
having Julia Lesage speak in a 
class should contact Dr. Jeff 
Hendricks or Carole Powell. 




Page 2— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, October 20, 1983 



LCTTEES 



To the Editor: 

Dear Friends: 

One of the major handicaps 
people with disabilities face is not 
their disability, but the barriers 
others put up around them. Some 
of these barriers are mental - the 
belief that a person with a 
physical disability is somehow 
less of a human being or less 
capable of living a full life. Other 
barriers are physical - the ar- 
chitectural barricades which 
prevent persons with disabilities 
from reaching everyday places. 

Since 1975, the Easter Seal 
Society has invited all people to 
take one week of their lives and 
focus their attention on 
physically disabled persons. We 
have dedicated October 16-22, 
1983, to that purpose. We call this 
week of learning "National 
Handicapped Awareness Week." 
We invite you to consider the 
meanings of "Accessibility" with 
us. 

Accessibility means, mostly, 
the overcoming of the ar- 
chitectural barriers in everyday 
life. It includes all the obvious 
barricades like stairs, small 
doorways, toilet facilities without 
wide doors and handrails, 
telephones for the public 
mounted at wheelchair height, 
and curb cuts to allow 
wheelchair-bound people to cross 
the streets. Accessibility also 



refers to the problems caused by 
solving one crisis while making 
another one: to prevent shopping 
cart thefts, many merchants 
install pipes around their front 
doorways. True, the carts aren't 
lost, but people in wheelchairs 
can't get in! 

The second meaning of ac- 
cessibility involves you per- 
sonally. Making the world ac- 
cessible can involve something 
as simple as reminding yourself 
and your friends not to park in 
spaces designated for han- 
dicapped parking. It can involve 
something more demanding, like 
working with merchants in your 
neighborhood to create and 
provide these designated spaces. 
Your help can be as easy as a 
monetary gift or as great as 
donating your time and energy to 
directly helping a handicapped 
person. 

Accessibility remains a two- 
way street, requiring us to 
remember the rights and needs 
of physically disabled people to 
participate in life along with 
everyone and it requires that we 
make ourselves open and ac- 
cessible to taking part in their 
lives. 

Sincerely yours, 

Ronnie Kole 

President 

Louisiana Easter Seal Society 



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Editor 

Business Manager Lynette Potter 

News Editor Emily Canter 

Features Editor Carole Powell 

Entertainment Editor Mickey Zemann 

Sports Editor Laura Luff 

Managing Editor Lisa Illing 

Distribution Editor Craig Coleman 

Advertising Manager Lisa Illing 

Staff Typist Susan Illing 

Chief Photographer Chris Murphy 

Photographers Rick Anders, Jim Ogden, 

Scott Andrews 

Columnists Tina Hackett & Larry Morse, 

Betsy Camp 

Reporters Donald Truitt, Susan Scott, 

Jennifer Schultz, Darrien Daigle 
Staff Sarah Engman, Susan LaGrone 

Advisors Janie Flournoy, Dr. Michael Hall, 

Gary West 

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not necessarily reflect administration policies of the college. 

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The Conglomerate welcomes letters to the editor and other 
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is Sunday, 6:00 p.m. 



Dear Editor: 

I'd like to help clear up the 
controversy of Homecoming 
which was evidenced in the 
survey by reporter D. Truitt. The 
question is not whether the 
faculty should be responsible for 
the alumni's Homecoming but 
whether the students or the 
Alumni Office should be 
responsible. The faculty has 
nothing to do with this con- 
troversy. It is strictly a matter 
between the Alumni Office and 
the students. The SGA welcomes 
and appreciates Truitt's survey 
of student opinion and commends 
him for his good work, asking 
only that he makes the distinction 
between faculty and Alumni 
Office. Thanks. 
Alyce Boudreaux 
Vice-President, SGA 

Dear Editor: 

I'd like to commend 
Conglomerate reporter Carole 
Powell on the excellent article in 
last week's paper regarding 
women's intramurals. Not only 
did she capture the spirit of 
competition but also the 
changing attitude of women in 
sports. Such reporters should be 
regarded as a talented asset to 
the Conglomerate staff. 

Alyce Boudreaux 



Dear Students, 

On October 4, a proposal was 
presented to the Conglomerate 
staff at its weekly staff meeting. 
The idea presented was an at- 
tempt to unite the leadership of 
this campus, from fraternities to 
faculty. An effort would be made 
to bring these school leaders 
together and acknowledge, 
discuss, brainstorm, and solve 
some basic problems. This 
proposal, once the longistical 
problems have been solved, will 
be presented to the Senate for 
them to spearhead this 
"Leadership Congress." 

As it stands now, the proposal 
is as follows: 

1) The heads of important 
groups of administration, 
faculty, and student activities 
would meet at a pre-designated 
time and place. 

2) These leaders would in- 
clude: SGA-Senate, Faculty 
committees (PEP, EdPol, 
STLC), Administration, 
Publication heads, Fraternity 
and Sorority Presidents, 
Cheerleader head, Dorm reps., 
Activities Coordinator, and 
Alumni. 

3) This group would meet to 
acknowledge certain campus 
problems. 

4) These problems, once 



acknowledged could then be 
discussed and some unified at- 
tempt could be made to solve 
them. 

This proposal has several 
goals; 

1) To unify and centralize the 
school leadership. 

2) To unify the student body. 

3) By achieving the first two 
goals, then a "theoretical im- 
provement in student par- 
ticipation and "Spirit of Pride" 
should occur. 

4) To solve present and furture 
problems with a decisive and 
unified Centenary College. 

Any suggestion, criticisms, 
alternate proposals, im- 
provements, etc. ..would be 
greatly appreciated from faculty 
and students alike. Any com- 
ments, especially concerning 
who should be invited to such a 
gathering, would be greatly 
appreciated. Any such comments 
you might have, please bring 
them to the attention of any 
member of the Conglomerate 
Staff. 

The Conglomerate Staff 



Words from Wonderland 



by Betsy Camp 

"O.K., stand right there. Don't 
move." CLICK. 

It seems as if everyone is 
camera-happy. Everywhere I go, 
someone is taking pictures of 
something. Why? Do they feel an 
intense desire to record every 
moment of their lives? "I'm 
depressed. Quick. Get my 
camera and take a picture of 
me." Sound farfetched? It really 
isn't. I know people who want 
pictures of themselves on their 
deathbeds. Why this strange 
facination with two dimensional 
images preserved on chemically- 
treated paper? 

What do people take pictures 
of, anyway? Parties, picnics, and 
special and non-special oc- 
casions. Have you ever had 
someone take a picture of you 
after you had stayed up all night 
studying for an exam? It's not a 



pretty thing. Instead, people tend 
to save their film for times when 
everyone is wearing clean 
clothes and have washed their 
-'hair. Why? No one looks that way 
all the time. How about taking 
pictures at breakfast or during a 
fire drill? Those are honest, 
down-to-campus pictures. None 
of this namby-pamby "get- 
dressed-up-and-f ind-a-camera" 
stuff for me. 

Celebrity pictures are always 
perfect. Have you ever seen a 
photo of Michael Jackson 
yawning or one of Brooke Shields 
with a piece of food between her 
teeth? Forget it. They have 
dressers and hair stylists and 
make-up artists to work on them 
before a photographer arrives. 
That's why Rod Stewart's hair is 
always standing up perfectly 
when you see a picture of him. 
That's also why you never see a 
picture of Truman Capote at all. 

When you get your perfect, 



pictures (celebrity or otherwise) 
developed, what do you do with 
them? You look at them and 
throw them in a drawer to gather 
dust. When you pull them out five 
years later, you won't recognize 
half the people or places. 

You might try to show the 
pictures to a friend. If the friend 
is not in them, he will not want to 
see them. Who wants to look at 
other people's pictures for any 
length of time? "This is my otfl 
Bongo, savaging a helpless 
mouse. Isn't Bongo adorable?' 
So adorable I want to puke. 

I hope you see what I mea" 
about cameras. They are vifc 
things created only to annoy tW 
non-photogenic. That's why 
avoid them. I'm afraid someofl* 
will take a picture of me beiitf 
attacked by an owl, while I haV| 
a piece of food between my teeth 
on the morning after I haV* 
stayed up all night studying # 
an exam. 



'The Dining Room 
Gets Rave Reviews 



Thursday, October 20, 1983— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 3 



by Mickey Zemann 

Well, MLP has done it again! 
Last Thursday was the opening 
performance of "The Dining 
Room," directed by Robert 
Busiek. And what an excellent 
performance it was! 

"The Dining Room" is a 
brilliantly conceived and richly 
humorous theatrical tour de 
force in which six performers 
portray a wild array of diverse 
characters as they delineate the 
dying life-style of wealthy 
WASPdom, and the now 
neglected room which was once a 
vital corner of family life. 

The play consists of six very 
talented actors and actrresses. 
Centenary's Cie Hawkins, Todd 
Moore, Dee Love, Malcolm Wills, 
and Lee Morgan, along with 
Shreveport's Kerry Rivers. 

All of the performers did an 
excellent job in all of their 
various (and varying) roles. 
Todd Moore, who was last seen 



on the Playhouse stage in the 
summer of 1977, did an out- 
standing job throughout the play. 
He kept the audience "in stit- 
ches" almost every time he 
stepped foot onto the stage. 
Hopefully, he will be seen more 
frequently on the Playhouse 
stage in the future. 

Dee Love is a sophomore 
theatre major from Hallsville, 
Texas making her first ap- 
pearance on the MLP stage. If 
her debut is any indication of 
what she plans on performing for 
her remaining years at Cen- 
tenary, we are all in for another 
talented MLP performer. 

Malcolm Wills is a junior 
transfer from Lon Morris College 
majoring in theatre also. It is 
obvious that he has alot to offer 
both Centenary and MLP and 
hopefully will be seen on the 
Playhouse stage often. 

As for the MLP regulars, Cie 
Hawkings, Lee Morgan, and 
Kerri Rivers— what do you ex- 



pect?? The people have con- 
tinually performed at MLP, 
much to the pleasure of all 
viewers. They all are considered 
MLP's best and favorite actors 
and actresses, and they deserve 
all of the praise that they have 
and always will receive. 

The Box Office for "The Dining 
Room" is open every afternoon 
at one o'clock and tickets are 
priced at $3.00 for students not 
attending Centenary. $6.00 for 
adults, and an offer you Cen- 
tenary students can not afford to 
miss— free for all who bring 
Centenary I.D. cards: "The 
Dining Room" plays at 8:00 p.m. 
on October 20, 21, 22, and at 2:00 
p.m. on Sunday, October 16. 

So you have four more chances 
to see this play— and I advise that 
you get down to the Playhouse for 
a humorous evening or study 
break — or any other excuse that 
you can find, it will be well worth 
it! 




Centenary Names Two 
To Development Staff 



Dr. Darrell Loyless, vice 
president of Centenary College, 
has announced two appointments 
for the college's Development 
Staff. 

Chris Webb, former Director of 
Alumni Relations, will assume 
the responsibilites of Director of 
the Annual Fund effective Oct. 
24. "Chris is familiar with the 
Great Teachers-Scholars Fund 
having been on the institutional 
staff for two years, and I am sure 
that he is ready to step into this 
new task," Dr. Loyless said. "I 
look forward to working with him 
in college fund raising." 

A graduate of Ohio Wesleyan 
University, Chris also attended 
summer school at the Sorbonne. 
Before coming to Centenary in 
*981, Chris taught in the English 



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Dr. Loyless also announced the 
appointment of Mrs. Nancy 
Porter Gerding, a 1982 graduate 
of Centenary, as Director of 
Alumni Relations, effective Oct. 
31. "Nancy has worked in the 
area of volunteer recruitment 
and being a graduate of Cen- 
tenary knows the College well. 
Both these factors will play a big 
role in her being an effective 
Alumni Director. I look forward 
to working with her on behalf of 
the College," said Dr. Loyless. 

While at Centenary, Nancy was 

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named to "Who's Who Among 
American Colleges and 
Universities," and held offices in 
the Centenary College Choir, 
Panhellenic, and Chi Omega. She 
was also a member of Centenary 
Opera Workshop, Centenary 
Chamber Singers, and the 
American Guild of Organists. She 
was the first place winner of the 
National Association of Teachers 
Singing for two consecutive 
years, and was the first person to 
receive the Christelle Ferguson 
Award for service to the com- 
munity and to Chi Omega. 




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Senate Minutes 



by Clay Robertson 

This Column merely reports 
the events of the Senate meeting 
of October 18, and should not be 
considered the official minutes of 
the Senate. 



The October 18, 1983 meeting of 
the Student Senate was called to 
order by President Thurndotte 
Baughman at 11:16 a.m., and the 
previous meeting's minutes were 
approved thereafter. Secretary 
Carolyn Benham presented 
forms to the Senate regarding 
motions brought before the 
Senate and the use of the forms 
was approved. 

Tuesday, the Senate heard 
from its standing committee on 
Forums and its ad hoc com- 
mittees on Graduation and the 
Housing Situation for Seniors. It 
was announced that feminist film 
critic Julia Lesage would be 
appearing on campus October 30- 
November 1 as a Forums 
speaker. Senator Kelly Crawford 
of the ad hoc committee on 
Graduation announced that the 
faculty had rejected the student 
petitions about changing the date 
of graduation for 1984, but also 
agreed to move the date up in 
subsequent years. Senator Laura 
Echols of the ad hoc committee 
on the Housing Situation for 
Seniors requested Senate per- 
mission to send out a 



questionaire to gather in- 
formation about seniors and their 
feelings on the matter. 

In a "Special Order of 
Business" the Senate heard 
K.S.C.L. Station Manager Betsy 
Camp make her monthly media 
report. Miss Camp reported that 
plans for making K.S.C.L. stereo 
were proceeding nicely. 

Under "Old Business," the 
Senate heard reports on the 
student typewriters, the Blood 
Drive, and Homecoming. Senator 
Bob Thomas reported that the 
typewriters would arrive within 
the next two weeks. The Blood 
Drive will be held Monday in the 
S.U.B. from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m., 
according to Senator Richard 
Wallace. The issue of 
Homecoming came before the 
Senate once again, as Senator 
Bob Thomas reported on several 
possible ways of increasing 
alumni participation in 
Homecoming that he had 
discussed with Chris Webb. 
Various proposals include 
targeting Shreveport-Bossier 
alumni and supplemental letters 
by students to alumni. 

Under "New Business" the 
Senate approved a constitution 
for a P.E. Majors Club and ap- 
pointed Treasurer Diane Fowler 
as S.G.A. representative to the 
Public Relations Committee. 

The Senate meeting of October 
18 was adjourned at 11:58 a.m. 



Think About This... 

Individuality is either the maker Every great and commanding 



of genius or the reverse. 
Mediocrity finds safety in 
standardization. 

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world is the triumph of en- 
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ever achieved without it! 

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Shakespeare On Film 



The Laurence Olivier 
production of Shakespeare's 
Henry V will be shown on 
Thursday night, October 20 at 
7:30 p.m. in 114 Mickle Hall on 
the Centenary College campus. 
Not merely a filmed version of 
one of Shakespeare's histories, 
Henry V is a magnificent 
evocation of England, its king, its 
people, and its glory. Opening 
with an aerial view of 16th- 
century London that takes us into 
Shakespeare's Globe Theatre, 
the film begins by making us 
familiar with the stage on which 
the play was originally acted and 
the audience for which it was 
performed. Dissolving into the 
play itself, the film joins Prince 
Hal as he and his army embark 
for France and the Battle of 
Agincourt. 

"A stunningly brilliant and 
intriguing screen spectacle, rich 
in theatrical invention, in heroic 
imagery and also gracefully 
regardful of the conventions of 
the Elizabethan stage.. .(the 
adaptation) is as truly 
magnificent as any ever given to 



a Shakespearean script, both in 
visual conception and in the 
acting of an excellent cast." 

Bosley Crowther, New York 
Times 

"I am not a Tory, a monar- 
chist, a Catholic, a medievalist, 
an Englishman, or, despite all 
the good that it engenders, a 
lover of war: but the beauty and 
power of this traditional exercise 
was such that, watching it, I 
wished I was, thought I was, and 
was proud of it. I was persuaded, 
and in part still am, that every 
time and place has since been in 
decline, save one, in which one 
Englishman used language 
better than anyone has before or 
since, or ever shall; and that 
nearly the best that our time can 
say for itself is that some of us 
are still capable of paying 
homage to the fact." 

James Agee 
Credits: Directed and produced 
by Laurence Olivier; from the 
play by William Shakespeare; 
edited by Olivier and Reginald 
Beck; music by William Walton. 
With Laurence Olivier, Robert 
Newton, Leslie Banks, Renee 



Asherson, Esmond Knight, Leo 
Genn, Max Adrian. 

the film is being sponsored 

by the Centenary English 
Department. General admission 
is $2.00. 

Admission for Centenary 
students, staff, and faculty is 
$1.00. 




so do people with disabilities 



Master illusionist David Copperfield teaches an Eas- 
ter Seal trainee the art of magic during a Project 
Magic workshop. Copperfield created Project 
Magic to help in the rehabilitation and work entry 
process. Today, workers with disabilities can be 
found in every kind of employment situation . . . meet- 
ing with great success. People with disabilities make 
excellent employees. That's not magic . . . that's fact! 




Leisure Learning Course 

Binge & Purge: The Hidden Disease 
Presented by Dr. Mark Dulle 

James Dorm Lobby 
Thursday, Oct. 27 at 7:00 p.m. 



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How many of you have had W 
take a detour because of the 
crater that was being dug W 
Mickle Hall? Our inquisitive 
photographer finally found oil* 
the real scoop. They're digging 
a hole to China for the interi!" 
in January! (Photo by Chfi* 
Murphy) 



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Balcom Inducted Into 
Centenary Hall of Fame 



Thursday, October 20, 1983— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 5 



Centenary alumnus Harry V. 
Balcom was inducted into the 
College's Hall of Fame at a 
luncheon Tuesday, Oct. 11, in the 
Audubon Room, the President's 
private dining room. The award 
is presented annually to the 
outstanding alumnus of the 
College. 

Mr. Balcom, a member of the 
Board of Trustees since 1979, has 
served on the Endowment 



Committee and as chairman of 
the Campus Improvement 
Committee, which he formed. 
Under his leadership, the 
Committee has spearheaded 
efforts to make Centenary's 
campus one of the most beautiful 
spots in the city. The first 
segment of the campus 
masterplan, the Hodges Rose 
Garden was dedicated just last 
Thursday. 
Mr. Balcom joins 17 other 



distinguished alumni including 
the late Paul Brown; G. W. 
James; Edwin Whited; James J. 
Serra; the late Algur Meadows; 
Cecil Ramey, Jr.; Dr. Virginia 
Carlton; the late Judge Chris 
Barnett; Mrs. Virginia Shehee; 
R. Zehntner Biedenharn; the late 
John B. Atkins Jr., the late Dr. B. 
C. Taylor; Dr. Charles T. Beaird; 
Charles Ellis Brown; Harvey 
Broyles; H. Blume Johnson, and 
Austin G. Robertson. 



Choir To Present 
Rhapsody In View 



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It's time once again for Cen- 
tenary Choir's "Rhapsody in 
View." 

For those of you who 
remember it from previous 
years, this year's show will prove 
to be no less than another en- 
tertaining performance. This 
year's choir, with an unusually 
large number of freshmen, has 
been praised as "one of the best 
sounding choirs in recent times." 
Soloists in this year's program 
include: John Yianitsas, John 
Kolwe, Tim Hibbs, Karen Arm- 



strong, Monte Smith and Barry 
Bright. 

Since the fire destroyed the 
loft, the Choir has been learning 
all their music from just a few 
remaining copies. We are 
assured, however, that the 
concert will be a memorable 
occasion. The concert will be held 
in the Shreveport Civic Theatre 
on the nights of Oct. 31 and Nov. 
1. C.P. credit will be given on 
both nights. 

If you would like to remember 
Halloween this year, start it off 



with "Rhapsody in View." This 
year's show will not be the one to 
miss. The choir will perform 
everything from Blues to 
Broadway. And as it appeals to 
everyone, you are sure to hear 
some music you'll enjoy. Tickets 
can be purchased from choir 
members, the Music department 
or the Shreveport Lion's Club. 
Even though last year's per- 
formance was great, this year's 
will not be a disappointment. 




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-Around Town 



by 
Tina Hackett 
Larry Morse 

Last Saturday we escaped 
from Shreveport and journeyed 
to Jefferson, Texas. You 
probably wonder why we chose 
Jefferson. To be perfectly honest, 
we weren't too thrilled at first, 
but Mom and Dad Hackett were 
in town for that famous "once-in- 
a-semester" visit and we have to 
try and please the folks. Belive it 
or not, it was very enjoyable and 
a great place to unwind. 

It is a beautiful fifty minute 
drive to Jefferson from 
Shreveport, located between 
Lake-O-the-Pines and Caddo 
Lake. It is a terrific spot for 
history lovers as it is one of the, 



oldest towns in Texas. Among the 
many historical sites to see are 
Jay Gould's private railroad car, 
the "Atlanta," and the Excelsior 
Hotel. The Hotel has housed such 
people as Ullyses S. Grant, Oscar 
Wild, and more recently, Lyndon 
and Lady Bird Johnson. 

The best part of our visit, 
though, would have to be our 
dinner at Ruthmary's. We had a 
marvelously delightful dinner at 
this fine little restaurant. Each 
day, three entrees are offered 
with a spinach salad, vegetable, 
and potatoe of the day, along with 
hot bread and strawberry butter. 
The servings are of great 
proportions and are a reflection 
of that good old Texas homestyle 
cooking. It isn't cheap, but 
believe us when we say "it is well 



worth it!" Dinner will range 
between $9.00 and $12.00 per 
person depending on a desert 
selection for an additional $2.00. 

Ruthmary's is located at 210 
Austin Street, across from the 
Excelsior Hotel. They are open 
for lunch from 11:30 a.m. till 2:00 
p.m., daily except Tuesday and 
Wednesday. Dinner is served 
evenings at 6:30 and 8:00 Mon- 
day, Friday, and Saturday. Be 
sure to call ahead for reser- 
vations at (214) 665-8922. The 
owners do not take any credit 
cards, but they will be happy to 
accept personal checks. 

So next time you want to ex- 
plore another part of the world, 
go "AROUND TOWN" in Jef- 
ferson, Texas. We're sure you 
will enjoy it. 



Subscoop 



Greetings from the SUB. I hope 
everyone is surviving their test 
and not overdosing on mass 
quantities of coffee. We hope that 
you have enjoyed the past week 
activities. A big "THANKS" to 
Michael Hayes for two great 
concerts in the Shell and a big 
hand to the Caf for making both 
the Bar-B-Que and picnic a big 
success. While on the subject of 
the Caf. ..this office feels that 
they should be commended on the 
food they have been serving the 
past two weeks. We have noticed 
a vast improvement, keep up the 



good work. 

Healthy Cooking is coming 
along well. The last class will be 
tonight in James Lobby. I would 
encourage everyone to attend. If 
you are unable to come, you can 
pick up the receipes in my office. 
John always fixes plenty, sc 
come hungry. 

Start getting your teams 
together for "Friday At The 
Fights," Friday, October 28. The 
team that comes out the cleanest 
at the end wins the grand prize of 
$50.00. The best costumed team 
wins $25.00. Entries must be in by 
October 26. 

We are still looking for girls to 



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be made over for the Leisure 
Learning course on November 7. 
If you are willing to be a guinea 
pig to beauty, stop by my office 
and sign up. You will also need an 
explanation on why you would 
like to be made over. 

Keep your eyes and ears open 
for the upcoming M-TV dance on 
November 21. Come dressed as 
your favorite video artist. A prize 
will be given for best costume. 

Speaking of costumes. ..the 
SAAC committee has some big 
plans for Halloween night. Be 
prepared for some surprises! ! ! ! 

Until next week. 

Kathy 



Chi Omega 

Thanks to the Theta Chi's for a 
great Theta Chi Omega Generic 
party. Let's do it again 
sometime! 

Jungle Party was a splash! 
Thank's KA's. 

Congrats to last week's Pearl 
of the Week, Becki Rice, and this 
week's Pearls, Braun Rae and 
Jennifer Schultz. 

Our Carnation of the Month is 
Carolyn Benham— We love you 
Benham!!! 

Our condolences go to the 
Razorbacks and the Phillies. 

Everyone is looking forward to 
a hootin' good time at Barnyard 
this weekend! ! ! 

Happy Birthday Lisa Uling 
(October 23) and Sandra Sherrod 
(October 22)!!! 

Zeta Tau Alpha 

The Zetas would sincerely like 
to thank the KA's for a totally 
WILD Jungle Party. We are 
looking forward to Barnyard this 
weekend. Special 
congratulations to our new 
initiates: Belinda Miciotto, 
Hennifer Hargrave, Ana Bor- 
nhoffen, and Paula Sterling. Big- 
little sisters for this year are: 
Tina Binion — Kris Brannon; 
Sissy McNeeley— Debbie 
Bohannon; Nancyann 
Knuckols— Emily Canter; 
Audrianna Grisham— Susan 
Beauboef; Cass Hall— Laura 
Glaze; Claire Wiegand— Melissa 
Barefield; Cynthia Martin— 
Nadra Assaf; Patsy Fraser— 
Kathy Rogers; Cynthia Lowry— 
Cindy Greer; Laura Ehrhardt— 
Linda Baker; Lee Ann Burnham— j 
Jean McDowell; Margaret 
Shehee— Jennifer Royal; Dee 
Love— Amy Dickens; Sherri 
Pann— Suzi Rodgers; Amy 
Walker & Jami Garroutte— 
Christi Hughes; Elizabeth 
Hoffman— Stephanie Joyce; 
'Valerie Marsh— Noelle Nikpour; 
Jackie Pope— Jill Sorenson; 
Laura Montgomery— Renee 
Poole; Nancy Fox— Betsy Camp. 

Kappa Alpha 

We are all trying to gather our 
senses after our Jungle Party 
blow out this past weekend. 
Somebody who watched the 



entire event said that we had an 
excellent time. The KA's would 
like to thank all of our luscious 
dates for really helping us make 
J.P. the best ever. Clean up 
operations are underway at this 
very moment. We learned a new 
way to clean the chapter room 
floor and still have a good time 
doing it. First, you get good and 
wet, then you proceed to do "The 
Gator" on the floor to some crazy 
tunes and before you know it the 
floor is clean and you look like the 
action Tide kid. One recom- 
mendation is that you shouldn't 
Gator on Jungle Juice because it 
tends to remain. Big Brother- 
Little Brothers are as follows: 
LB Allan Barlow and LB John 
Arnold — BB Greg Berstedt, LB 
Chris Edwards and LB John Lee 
— BB Ron Evans, LB Paul 
Swindle and LB Joey Kray — BB 
Jay Greenleaf, LB Craig Beutt- 
ner — BB Nick Nolfe, LB Richard 
Eglin — BB Mike Talley, LB Jan 
Willie Van Der Berg — BB Tony 
Leo, LB Jeff Hilder — BB Kenny 

Gele, LB Frank Carrol BB 

Jeff Robertson, LB Roy Prest- 
wood — BB Brian Dempsey, and 
the one you've been waiting for 
LB Nolan Greogry — BB Bob 
Everett. 

Tau Kappa Epsilon 

It's been some week at the 
Teke house. Congratulations go 
out to Jenny Burns for being 
chosen an O.D., and also to our 
three new pledges: Terry Foster, 
Enrique Narcossco, and David 
Sdwell. Welcome men! 

Mr. H. and Barney have been 
getting in shape for the Columbia 
pro-am. Barney shot a record 
round and expects to sweep the 
tourney. Mr. H.: "He's 
Awesome!" 

Welcome Kris Brannon as new 
B.R.U. Little Sis. She really held 
her groung at pass out with the 
notorious "Kamikaze Paula." 

David Rogers was recently 
entrapped by police after 
assasinating a stop sign with his 
car. 

Coming up next week: The 
hoards from Oklahoma, the long 
awaited return of frater 
Franklin, and the Graveyard to 
end all Graveyards! 



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-AROUND CAMPUS 



France Tour 

The Department of Foreign 
Languages at Centenary College 
will offer a January Interim 
course entitled "Art and History 
in Northern France," which 
includes a week-long tour of 
France, including Paris, 
Chartres, Versailles, Normandy, 
and the Chateau country. The 
tour is open to the public; 
knowledge of French is not 
necessary. 

An on-campus week-long 
(January 4-11) seminar of lec- 
tures, readings, and reports prior 
to the trip will cover the art and 
history of the cities and 
monuments to be visited on the 
tour. Non-students may par- 
ticipate in the tour without at- 
tending the seminar. The group 
will leave Dallas for Paris on 
January 12 and will return to 
Dallas on January 20. The ap- 
proximate cost of the trip is 
$1,100. This includes the 
registration fee, transportation 
from Dallas and return, sight- 
seeing, hotels, continental break- 
fast and dinner. Those who are 
interested should contact Dr. 
Gottlob (869-5259 or 221-3354) or 
Dr. Knight (869-5251 or 865-3959). 
The registration deadline is 



November 4, with a payment of 
$275 due, and fees must be paid in 
full by November 23. 

Ark. Field Trip 

Centenary Geology Professor 
Nolan Shaw and his wife, Jane 
Shaw, served as leaders for the 
Red River Desk and Derrick 
Club's field trip to Southwestern 
Arkansas last weekend, Oct. 8-9. 
Some 42 participants made the 
field trip. Various exposures of 
rocks, minerals, quarries, and 
fossiliferous formations were 
visited. 

For more information, contact 
Dr. Nolan Shaw, 869-5234. 

Dr. Frey 

Robert C. Frey, Assistant 
Professor of Geology, has 
comnpleted all requirements for 
the Ph.D. at Miami University, 
Oxford, Ohio. He holds a B.S. 
degree from Wright State 
University and a Master's degree 
from Miami University and is 
working on papers for 
publication from his dissertation 
as well as some new projects in 
theArk-La-Tex. Dr. Frey joins 46 
other professors at Centenary 
who hold Ph.Ds. 



Friday Fights Project Funded 



tuter Wins Outstanding 
Youth Award 



by Tom Ufert 

"Fortune is to be honored and 
respected and it be but for her 
daughters, Confidence and 
Reputation; for those two 
Felicity breedeth; the first within 
a man's self, the latter in others 
towards him. 

Francis Bacon 

Mike Luter has, through his 
impressive school career, been 
blessed with these qualities of 
fortune, confidence, and 
reputation. Because of Mike's 
outstanding leadership ability 
and impressive ac- 

complishments, he was 
nominated for the Outstanding 
Community Youth Service 
Award in Hot Springs, Ark. 
Every year the Hot Springs 
Chamber of Commerce 
recognizes and honors various 
area youth leaders on Civic 
Night. The criteria for this award 



required that the student 
displayed his leadership abilities 
by active participation in his 
school, community, and church. 

Mike won the award and it was 
presented to him, in Hot Springs, 
on September 20, 1983. Mike 
Luter is one example of out- 
standing success in everyday 
life. We of the Conglomerate 
Staff want to take this time to 
congratulate Mike and wish him 
the best of luck in the future! 

If you know an individual who 
has recently been recognized for 
his abilities or achievements, 
please inform a member of the 
Conglomerate Staff. We too, wish 
to recognize him at Centenary. 



Custom Art Work 

Mary Hughes 

Licienne Simon 

Fine Art and Calligraphy 

222-2912 



Friday, October 28, is the date 
for "FRIDAY AT THE FIGHTS" 
food fight at Hardin field. Besides 
being a good time to let out 
frustrations, it's also a way to 
make some extra money. The 
winning team will receive $50.00 
and the team with the best 
costumes will get $25.00. 

Each team should have no 
more than 4 or 5 people on it. 
There is no charge for entering, 
but you must sign up by Wed- 
nesday, October 26, with the 
Student Activities office or call 
me at 5266. 

See you at the FIGHTS! ! ! 

Convocation 

CONVOCATION on Thursday, 
October 27 will feature Drs. Joe 
and Alice Holoubeck, Shreveport 
physicians, in an address and 
slide presentation entitled, "A 
Doctor at Calvary." They will 
discuss the crucificion of Jesus 
from a medical perspective and 
show slides of the shroud of 
Turin. 

Convocation will be held at 
11:10 a.m. in Kilpatrick 
Auditorium, Smith Building. 
Cultural Perspective credit will 
be offered. 



CP Schedule 

< *Oct. 21 - Norman Luboff 
Choir, Friends of Music Series 
Hurley Music Building, 8:00 p.m. 
(CP credit only if you obtain a 
ticket from School of Music 
Office). 

Oct. 21 and 22 - Drama, The 
Dining Room, Majorie Lyons 
Playhouse, 8:00 p.m. 

Oct. 27 - Thursday Con- 
vocation, Drs. Joe and Alice 
Holoubeck, M.D., Kilpatrick 
Auditorium. 

•Oct. 25 - Film, Citizen Kane, 
Orson Welles, Mickle Hall 114, 
Tuesday 3:00-5:00 and 7:30-9:30. 
•Bettinger's Best Bets. 



The second phase of Cen- 
tenary's master plan for campus 
beautification will soon be un- 
derway. 

The Paul R. Davis family has 
matched a $20,000 challenge 
grant awarded to Centenary by 
the Community Foundation of 
Shreveport-Bossier, and the 
funds will be used to improve the 
boulevarded entrance to the 
College at the Atkins gate. 

According to Townsely Sch- 
wab, landscape architect, 
plantings in this area and along 
the drive to James Dormitory, 
will emphasize the entrance, 
improve pedestrian circulation, 
and enhance the view into the 
campus around the Hargrove 
Memorial Bandshell, while 
continuing to give the campus a 
unified design. 

Work will begin in the near 
future to finalize the plan with 
input from donors, faculty, staff, 
and students. 

Intramural 

An intramural meeting will be 
held Tuesday, October 25, at 
11:00 in the Gold Dome. 
Representatives from each 
volleyball team to be present to 
discuss game schedules. 

Student Awarded 

Mike Garner, a recent Cen- 
tenary College geology graduate, 
was awarded a $1,200 scholarship 
from the American Federation of 
Mineralogical Societies. Mike is 
a graduate student at Stephen F. 
Austin State University in 
Nacogdoches, Texas. 

LSAT 

Professor Joe Koshansky, 
instructor of political science and 
history at Centenary College, will 
offer tutorials for individuals who 
plan to take the Law School 
Admissions Test (LSAT). 

A total of 10 sessions will in- 




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Plasma Donors Needed. 
Cash Paid. Appointments Made. 

BIO-BLOOD COMPONENTS 

802 Travis 
222-3109 



elude Practice LSAT exams, 
reading comprehension, logical 
games, argument analysis, 
writing samples, and evaluation 
of facts-rules. 

They will be held in the 
basement of Magale Library Oct. 
22, 1-5 p.m.; Oct. 24, 6-8 p.m.; 
Oct. 26, 6-8 p.m.; Oct. 31, 6-8 
p.m. ; Nov. 2, 6-8 p.m. ; Nov. 7, 6-8 
p.m.; Nov. 9, 6-8 p.m.; Nov. 14, 6- 
8 p.m.; Nov. 16, 6-8 p.m.; and 
Nov. 19, 1-5 p.m. 

The sessions are open to 
Centenary students free of 
charge; there will be a fee per 
session for non-Centenary 
students. 

Interested persons should 
register with Professor 
Koshansky by Friday, Oct. 21. 
For more information, please 
call him at 869-5180. 

Friends of Music 

Centenary College's Friends of 
Music Series will open its 1983-84 
season Friday, Oct. 21, at 8 p.m. 
in the Hurley Auditorium with 
the internationally acclaimed 
Norman Luboff Choir. 

Tickets for the event are $5 for 
adults and $2.50 for students and 
may be purchased in advance 
from Hurley School of Music or at 
the door. The concert is open to 
the public. 

The choral group is best known 
for its artistic range. On any one 
program, the choir moves 
through the music of Bach, 
Mozart, and other great masters; 
American and Scandanavian 
composers and finally to the part 
of the program where "Luboff 
conducts Luboff." 

For more information, contact 
Dr. Frank Carroll, dean of the 
Hurley School of Music, 869-5235. 



THE 

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CHURCH 

AT 

CENTENARY 

COLLEGE 

The Herndon Canterbury House 
Woodlawn Avenue at 

Wilkinson Street 

(Behind KA House and 

Across from Playhouse) 

WEDNESDAYS 
5p.m.— Holy Communion 
5: 30 p.m. — Free Supper 

Stephen Tate. Resident 

Father Paul, Chaplain 

865-0466 

ALL ARE WELCOME! 



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SPCRIS 



TACC Pre-Season Picks 



The Trans America Athletic 
Conference basketball coaches 
have selected Centenary College 
to finish second in the pre-season 
polls, behind Houston Baptist, 
while placing Willie Jackson, 
Eric Bonner and Albert Thomas 
on the pre-season 10 man con- 
ference team, announced by Bob 
Vanatta, Commissioner of the 
TAAC, today. 

The Gents have never finished 
lower than third in the league 
race and should be strong con- 
tenders again for the TAAC title. 
The maroon and white finished 
third last year with an 8-6 league 
mark and return three starters 



off that team. All three starters 
earned pre-season selection, is 
returning for his senior year. The 
6-6 superstar has already been 
tabbed as a pre-season All- 
American by the Sporting News 
and is going for 2,000 points and 
1,000 rebounds in a career, both 
of which he should reach. 
Jackson has been the Player of' 
the Year in the TAAC the last two 
years and the Newcomer of the 
Year in 1980. Bonner, an 
honorable mention All-TAAC 
selection last year, averaged 13.1 
points and 6.8 rebounds per game 
last year. The 6-7, 215 pound 
senior from Shreveport, 



Louisiana helped guide the Gents 
to a 10-4 finish last year. 

Thomas, a strong 6-2 forward 
almost nabbed Newcomer of the 
Year honors, after averaging 17.3 
points and 6.1 rebounds per game 
in the TAAC last year. For the 
year, the sophomore from 
Macon, Georgia averaged 11.2 
points and 5.9 rebounds. Thomas 
could become another of a long 
list of superstars at Centenary. 

Rounding out the coaches pre- 
season picks, the coaches picked 
Arkansas-Little Rock to finish 
third, followed by Samford 
University, Georgia Southern 
College, Mercer University, 



Ndorthwestern State and Hardin- 
Simmons University. 

Also on the 10-man pre-season 
all-conference team are Anicet 
Lavodrama of Houston Baptist, 
Craig Beard of Samford, Mike 
Rivers of Arkansas-Little Rock, 
Eric Hightower of Georgia 
Southern, Sam Mitchell of 
Mercer Rob Drum of Samford 
and Larry Hollins of Houston 
Baptist. 

The Gents were the only team 
in the league to have three 
players on the pre-season team. 
Since Centenary joined the 
TAAC, they have had either the 
Newcomer of the Year or the 



Player of the Year, dating back 
to the 1979 season when George 
Lett was named Player of the 
Year, along with Cherokee Rhone 
as the Newcomer of the Year, in 
the same year. 

Who will it be this year? The 
Gents have three newcomers, 
Andrew Dewberry, Reginald 
Mosby and Michael Bell. All 
three are capable of turning into 
outstanding basketball players, 
before the season ends, but Coach 
Tommy Canterbury feels this 
recruiting class will take longer 
to develop than the previous 
classes. 



Gents Baseball 



The Gents baseball team were 
busy this last week with two 
doubl eheaders against 
Texarkana Junior College and 
Panola Junior College. 

Centenary was on the road to 
Texarkana, Texas, Friday, 
October 14, where they played 
two games against Texarkana 
Junior College. We split with 
Texarkana, losing the first game 
8-6 with George Fauber ab- 
sorbing the loss for the Gents. In 
the second game Mark 
Mnngham. who pitched for five 
innings, gave up one hit and 
struck out two. The Gents won 8- 
1. 

In their second doubleheader 
the Centenary Gents were back 
home Saturday, October 15, to 
take on Panola Junior College. 
The first game against Panola 
was a pitchers dual. Stacey Burt 
pitched eight innings of scoreless 
baseball before being relieved 



due to a thumb injury. Stacey 
struck out two, walked one, and 
gave up two hits. 

The Gents first hit did not come 
until the fourth inning when Jim 
Kubik hit a triple. Jim Goldman 
hit a single in the sixth, Wayne 
Rathbun and Mike Greene both 
hit singles in the seventh, and 
Randy Williams added the final 
hit in the ninth inning. 

The game remained scoreless 
and went two extra innings with 
Panola Junior College scoring 
four unearned runs in the ninth 
inning. Relief pitcher Darrell 
Tureskis absorbed the loss 4-0. 

The second doubleheader 
ended in a 2-2 tie after eight in- 
nings of play. Panola Junior 
College was the first to score with 
two runs in the fourth inning. One 
of Panola's men reached base on 
an error and then scored when 
Panola's first baseman, kGideon, 
hit a two run homerun over the 



centerfield fence. 

The Gents first run came in the 
fifth inning when Jerry Smitha 
hit a single and scored on Randy 
William's double. Centenary 
scored again in the sixth inning 
when Rodney Smith reached first 
on a walk and went to second on a 
wild pitch, scoring on Darrell 
Storey's RB I single. 

Pitching for the Gents were: 
Jim Goldman- 4 innings, Roddy 
Taliferro- 1 inning, Ricky Har- 
daway- 2 innings, and Randy 
Elledge- 1 inning. 

The Gents next ballgame will 
be Saturday, October 22, as they 
travel to Baton Rouge where tl.ey 
will take on Louisiana State 
University, beginning at 10:00 
a.m. Centenary's record is 
presently (11-6-2), eleven wins, 
six losses, and two ties, with a 
game average of (.579). 



Gents vs. SMU and 
Arlington Baptist 



Centenary's soccer team 
travelled to Dallas on Friday, 
October 14, to take on Southern 
Methodist University and were 
on the road again Saturday, 
October 15, to Arlington Baptist. 

The Gents put forth a good 
effort, but were overtaken by 
Southern Methodist University 6- 
0. Centenary attempted six shots 
in comparison to SMU's twenty- 
one. In the first half two of the 
Gents shots were on goal, with 
one attempt by Jack Connor 
ending in a deflection. Four of six 
SMU goals were off deflections 
occuring in the second half. 
Despite their loss they marked up 
v.ell against the eighteens. 




Everyone scrambles in the Sexton vs. God Squad game. Pictured 
from left to right are Margaret Avard, Dawn Sikes, Carla Hutchins 
and Rachel Fugatt. Congratulations to Sexton's team who won the 
game! (Photo by Jim Ogden) 



The Gents came back with a 
shutout against Arlington 
Baptist, winning 6-0. Centenary 
displayed a solid performance 
attempting forty-seven shots, 
scoring four in the first half and 
two in the second. 

Jay Poss set a school record by 
being the first in the history of 
Centenary to score a hatrick. 
Mark Knepper (1st half), and 
Kraig Bowen (2nd half), both 
added shutouts to their records. 

The Gents will be home this 
weekend taking on Nicholls 
State, Friday at 3:00 p.m., and 
Northeast Louisiana University, 
Sunday at 2:00 p.m. 



Tfcjflp Team f^ 0010 ^ 21 ; 23 ' 3183 ™ 1 * " 8 * " Rifle Team. No shooting ex- 
State University. perience is necessary. Any 
Captain Cooley is still ac- student interested should contact 
cepting recruits for the Varsity him at 5194. 



Centenary's Rifle team placed 
second in their fifth match of the 
season against Northwestern 
State University and the 
University of New Orleans, 
Saturday, October 15. 

Adam Harbuck placed in two 
individual events. He placed a 
second in prone position with a 
score of (195), and placed third in 
the standing position with a (151). 
Placing third in the overall 
match with a total of (510), the 
first to break 500. 

Northwestern State University 
placed first with a score of ( 2078) , 
followed by Centenary with 
(1913), and third place going to 
the University of New Orleans 
(1766). 

The next match is scheduled 



Humorous Halloween Organ Party 

Friday, October 28th 

9:00 p.m. - Brown Chapel 

Fireside Fancies 

Rhumba 

Centenary Chapter of 

American Guild of Organists 



THE 



C'DN'GILDHIEIRAVnt: 



October 27, 1981} 



Shreveport, Louisiana 



Vol. 78, No. 10 ] 



Finances at Centenary 



by Tom Ufert 
"They say that knowledge is 
power. I used to think so, but I 
now know that they meant money 
. . . every guinea is a 
plilosopher's stone . . . Cash is 
a virtue." Byron 

Have you ever asked basic 
questions about finances on this 
campus? For example, have you 
ever asked how much it costs to 
run Centenary, where it comes 
from, where it goes, etc. . . I 
didn't think so! Thanks to Dr. 
Donald Webb and Mr. John 
Lambert this reporter learned 
some interesting facts. Please 
note that these facts relate to the 
Centenary budget for the school 
year 1982-83. 

To start with, Centenary costs 
$9,000,000 to operate. The largest 
recipients of this enormous 



amount are salaries for faculty 
and employees, and the utilities 
needed to run the college cam- 
pus. Without question $9 million 
is a fairly large sum. However, in 
comparison to some other 
colleges, this amount is ex- 
tremely small. But this is no 
comfort when one considers that 
the 1983-84 projected budget is 
expected to rise $% million due to 
inflation. 

One might then ask where does 
this money come from? Well, 
there are three major sources of 
income: room, board, and 
tuition; endowments; and 
outright gifts. In the year 1982-83 
this college received only 
$3,114,302 in tuition and fees. That 
barely meets 1-3 of the cost. It 
basically costs $9,000 per student 
for one year of education (this 
year, because there are only 892 



under-graduate students, the cost 
will be about $10,650.22 per 
student to educate). Have you 
ever looked at your total bill to 
come to Centenary? For a full- 
time student to come to Cen- 
tenary and live on campus it 
roughly costs $6,000 without any 
financial aid. This means that 
Centenary is selling the product 
of education at a $3,000 loss!!! 
Centenary is giving each and 
every one of us $3,000 outright! ! ! 
(That means that Centenary will, 
this year, give to its students — 
$2,676,000 not including financial 
aid!!!). 

The donations that the school 
receives are usually given in two 
manners. A donor may con- 
tribute annually or give a large 
sum at one time. If the sum is 
given annually then the sum is 
immediately accounted for and 



used in the budget. However, if a 
large sum is donated, then it is 
invested and becomes an en- 
dowment. The interest made 
from the investment is collected 
and used. The original gift can 
never be used and is merely an 
investment-opportunity fund. 
Endowments are given for 
scholarships, department chairs, 
and even campus improvements. 
For example James Dorms, 
Rotary Dorm, and Hurley Music 
building were all built from 
endowments. 

Every year Dr. Webb and his 
staff constantly acquire gifts and 
donations from donors. Last year 
Centenary received $2,987,000 in 
gifts, donations, and additions to 
the present endowments. This 
was the largest sum ever donated 
in Centenary's history. In ad- 
dition to these gifts the college 



receives funds from the state and 
federal governments. Last year 
the state gave $265,000 and the 
federal government gave 
$378,923. These funds include the 
BEOG, SEOG, NDSL, and the 
College Work Study programs. 
These figures do not include state 
and federal student loans. For 
Centenary students to receive 
state funds, they must be full- 
time students from Louisiana. 
The state also does not send funds 
for classes relating to religion 
and athletics. 

The entire purpose of this 
article is to inform students of the 
enormous cost in educating a 
student at Centenary. Besides its 
always interesting to know how 
much something costs and where 
the money paid (usually from 
your pocket) for a product goes 
to. 



Space exploration: how important is it really? 



Movement of the rocket from 
the assembly site to the launch 
pad was scheduled for May 20, 
1969. As the huge 142 meter doors 
of the Vehicle Assembly Building 
opened, the bright morning sun 
highlighted the awesome 
machine. Most of the American 
public, and the world, knew the 
towering 111-meter rocket as the 
Saturn V or the Apollo 11. To the 
men and women who built it, it 
was better known by its official 
name: AS-506. Whatever its 
name, every one knew its 



destiny. This rocket was going to 
be the first to land men on the 
moon. 

On that day, all of America as 
well as the world, watched as 
Neil Armstrong, Edwin Aldring, 
and Michael Collins made a 
historic step in the space 
revolution. Incredible redictions 
were made at this time by 
scientists who believed the world 
was headed towards a space 
oriented technology. As interest 
grew in the possibilities of the 
space age, the American 



government began to invest more 
time and money in it. The same 
year they sent up a second lunar 
bound ship. The manned rocket 
would be the second in a series of 
six lunar landing missions to be 
completed by the United States in 
just four years. 

During these six mission tests 
were performed on and with 
everything from lunar vehicles to 
cameras. 

While the United States were 
the first country to put a man on 
the moon, the Soviet Union had 



begun the space race in 1961 with 
the first manned orbit. Vostok, 
the orbiting vessel, wa' piloted 
by a cosmonaut named Yuri 
Gargain. Gargarin was the first 
man to experience space. For 
only 108 minutes Gargarin 
drifted over the earth in what 
was to be the most significant 
experiment in recent history. In 
the course of those minutes a 
unique revolution occurred in the 
minds of men. That which had 
been fantasy had become reality; 
that which had been hidden in 



secrecy and had inspired dread 
had become a new plateau for 
human habitation. 

From space laboratories to 
space shuttles, technology has 
brought us closer to the stars. 
Man's ability to penetrate outer 
space has given rise to many 
speculations. Space colonization 
is not far from technicall 
realization. The question, is how 
valuable to man is his desire to 
reach the stars? 



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Page J-THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, October 27, 1983 



LETTERS- 



Where's the Nurse? 

Centenary College has many 
programs, functions, and ser- 
vices for the student, but to my 
knowledge it has no nurse. You 
know, someone to help you get 
beter when you're sick. Someone 
who has the stuff to put on your 
knee when it gets a big booboo in 
the flag football game. It justs 
seems funny that for being the 
oldest private college west of the 
Mississippi (which should 
correlate to much experience in 
all matters), we have no small 
infirmary or anything of the type. 
A simple day nurse that could 
work from 12-5 p.m. on the week- 
days I guess has no right to be on 



our campus. Maybe it boils down 
to the fact that we Centenary 
students are a hardier breed and 
don't need nurses to help us 
because WE JUST DON'T GET 
SICK. Daily I hear people 
complain about colds and small 
problems that a campus nurse 
could facilitate. After all, to some 
of us who live on campus this is 
our home; we don't have our 
Moms around to take care of us 
anymore. So then the question 
arises, why don't we have a 
nurse? Is it that a nurse would 
cost too much? Maybe somehow 
we could re-channel some funds 
from the cafeteria which has two 
ladies at the door watching like 



hawks to make sure you don't 
smuggle a potato chip out of the 
Caf. Maybe money isn't the 
reason, the real reason could be 
that students at Centenary are all 
so rich that we can afford to see a 
doctor at $40 a crack and so who 
needs a nurse. At any rate maybe 
it's something the student body 
should really think about; it's a 
service I feel that has been long 



Fiction 



Room 666 



by Emily Canter 



overdue. 



Kent Hughes 



TO THE EDITOR: 

In a couple of weeks, Cen- 
tenary students and friends will 
have an opportunity to assist the 
College in a real way: by par- 
ticipating in the Fall Phonathon. 
On the nights of November 7-9 
and 14-16 (Mondays through 
Wednesdays) we will be Un- 
dertaking a vital effort to raise 
$35,000 from out-of-state alumni 
for the Great Teachers-Scholars 
Fund, Centenary's annual 
operating fund. 

Many have already signed up 
to help, but more volunteers are 
sought. Each night, participants 
will undergo a 30-minute training 



session beginning at 6:30, and 
then make calls from 7 to 9. As a 
thank-you, free pizza and a free 
10-minute phone call (to 
anywhere in the continental U.S. ) 
are offered to all volunteers. 
Money raised is essential to 
Centenary's operation this year. 
Persons who would like to join 
this effort are asked to sign up by 
Oct. 31 on any of the sheets now 
circulating on campus, or by 
calling the co-ordinator, Lisa 
Illing (869-5497), or the Annual 
Fund Office (869-5112). 
Thank you, 
Chris Webb 
Director of the Annual Fund 



THINK ABOUT THIS 

"Life cannot subsist in society 

but by reciprocal concessions." 

SamuelJohnson 

"Though all society is founded 
on intolerance, all improvement 
is founded on tolerance." 

George Bernard Shaw 




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Editor 
Lisa Illing 

Business Manager Lynette Potter 

News Editor Emily Canter 

Features Editor Carole Powell 

Entertainment Editor Mickey Zemann 

Sports Editor Laura Luff 

Distribution Editor Craig Coleman 

Advertising Manager Lisa Illing 

Chief Photographer Chris Murphy 

Photographers Scott Andrews , Jim Ogden, 

Columnists Tina Hackett & Larry Morse, 

Betsy Camp 

Reporters Donald Truitt, 

Darrien baigle 
Staff Susan LaGrone 

Advisors Janie Flournoy, Dr. Michael Hall, 

Gary West 

Printer The Bossier Tribune 

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not necessarily reflect administration policies of the college. ' 

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"You broke your promises," 
she said. "You didn't carry out 
the orders given to you, and this 
is not the first time." 

"I can easily explain. Just let 
me explain..." 

"No. The time for excuses is 
past," her cackle rising again in 
her voice. "There will be no more 
chances." 

"The circumstances were 
wrong! You could see that. The 
girl was too suspicious, too wary. 
If I had brought her to you 
now. No! She wasn't right!" 

"We were all waiting for you to 
bring her to us. She was plenty 
ready. She'd had enough time. 
Your 'prudence' cost us our 
sacrifice and now, it will cost you 
your life." 

Two "Followers" clutched him 
by the shoulders and pulled him 
away from the Unholy Circle. 

"I don't care if you don't want 
me. I'll quit. I won't tell 
anyone...," but his desperation 
fell upon deaf ears. 

"Take him to the Room!," the 
hag shouted, "Finish him. He is 
no use to us now." 

The Room. The place that one's 
nightmares fell upon him. The 
seat of the Follower's "justice," 
if it could be called that. The 



room of unspeakable punish- 
ment. The Room 666. 

"Stop! No! I won't let...!" The 
accused's pleas were muted as a 
coarse gag was jammed between 
his teeth and his arms twisted 
and bound behind his back. 
Lastly, his eyes were blinded 
temporarily by a black cloth 
thrown over his head. He felt 
himself jerked forward by one of 
the satanic guardsmen, and they 
led him away like a reluctant 
hound on a leash. 

They pulled off his blinding 
cloth, and shoved him into the 
door of the Room. "How ap- 
propriate," he thought "the last 
thing I shall see is the cause of 
my fate," the too familiar circle 
and star symbol staring him in 
the face. 

"Pull him away and open the 
door" boomed a voice from 
behind him. 

Before he could see inside the 
room, he could smell it. A heavy 
pungent odor he couldn't 
remember sensing before. 

Then, there it was before him, 
the sterile, clinical blankness of 
Room 666. The chamber was 
without furnishings of any sort. 

(Continued on page !)) 



Words from Wonderland 



by Betsy Camp 

Boo. Ooh, that's scary. 

It's Halloween again, and 
we're all rushing around trying to 
find costumes for all of the 
parties that everyone feels 
compelled to give. I think we do 
this because we don't want to be 
left out when all the kids go trick 
or treating. 

Have you noticed that we are 
just as picky as chldren when it 
comes to choosing a Halloween 
costume? We don't want the 
other "kids" to laugh at us. To 
avoid being laughed at, I have 
come up with an easy guide for 
choosing a costume. 

Betsy's Guide to Choosing A 
Costume 

1) Does the costume fit your 
personality? This is a key 
question. If you are a jovial 
person, do not dress as an ax 
murderer. Smiling ruins the 
effect of this otherwise horrifying 
costume. If you are talkative, | 



consider dressing as Howard 
Cosell or Rona Barrett. Better 
still, dress as a copy of National 
Enquirer. If you are shy, don't go 
overboard. Keep to your quiet 
way and dress as the snooze 
button on an alarm clock. 

2) Does the costume fit? Don't 
try to wear the majorette outfit 
you wore your freshman year of 
high school. Guys, don't wear 
your Junior High School football 
uniform. If you are small and-or 
thin, don't wear a suit that is 
comically big. Someone may 
mistake you for a pile of dirty 
laundrey and have you dry- 
cleaned. This is a very painful 
process. 

3) Don't dress as a Star Wars 
character. Enough said. 

4) Don't dress in period 
costumes. Many people dress as 
a character from a particular 
period in history. This often fails 
as anachronistic mistakes 
abound. George Washington did 
not wear a Rolex. Marie An- 



toinette did not pogo. Hippies did 
not drive Corvettes. 

5) Do not wear obscure 
costumes. It's no fun if no one 
knows what you're dressed as. It 
is tiresome to answer the 
question "What are you dressed 
as?" for three or four hours. 
Costumes to avoid in this 
catagory are parts of the body, 
kitchen appliances, automotive 
paraphanalia, and Dr. Webb. 

6) Use discretion. This is very 
important. If your parents are 
any/where in the area, do not 
dress as a streetwalker or in 
drag. If you are going to the 
square, do not dress as a nar- 
cotics agent. 

I hope these six steps will aid 
you in the selectionf>f a proper 
Halloween costume. I've already 
picked mine out and I can't wait 
to put the silly thing on. It is 
discrete, fits my personality, and 
is not a Star Wars costume. Have 
a happy and safe Halloween. 
Happy birthday to me. 



Thursday. October 27, 1983— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 3 



VisCOUIlt Tonypandy Senate Minutes 



On Monday. October 17. the 
faculty voted to keep the date of 
graduation on May 27. 1984. The 
decision was made based upon 
two points: arrangements had 
been made and they had been 
printed & announced. Having 
done this, the college was bound, 
on a point of principle, to keep its 
part of the •'contract." But this 
decision is not the subject of this 
article. 

This year at graduation, the 
commencement speaker will be 
one of distinction and high 
esteem. The Viscount 

Tonypandy. formerly Right 
Honorable Thomas George. 
Thomas comes from the small 
city of Port Talbot in South 
Wales. He was born there in 1909. 
to the small family of a poor coal 
miner. He like our own Dr. 
Donald Webb, is Welsh and 
therefore nick-named "Taffy." 
He studied at the University of 
Southampton. Upon the ter- 
mination of his graduate studies 
he taught school until his election 
into the House of Commons in 
1945. He was a distinguished 



member parliament until 1982 
when he retired. His entire 
career is one of accomplishment 
and honorable public service. In 
ail his 36 years in Parliament, he 
never lost an election! He served 
as Deputy Speaker and Chair- 
man of the House Ways and 
Means Committee. In 1968 he was 
appointed to the position of 
Secretary of State of Wales. 
During his two year term, he had 
the high honor of being respon- 
sible for the invest ure of His 
Royal Highness Prince Charles 
as Prince of Wales. He is one of 
Great Britain's greatest modern 
speakers and statesmen. 

He held the high offices of 
Speaker of the House of Com- 
mons and Privy Councillor. The 
office of the Speaker of the House 
of Commons denotes his ex- 
ceptional ability in national 
politics and his sense of honor, 
service, and integrity (it would 
be nice to have a man like this in 
I^ouisiana! ! ! ). As Privy Coun- 
cilor his position was one of trust, 
from the crown, in his ability and 
sense of responsibility. During 



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— Halloween- October 29, in Shreveport 
—National Holiday for Martin Luther King — Jan. 
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— Americans sweep 4 Nobel Prizes in Physics, 
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— Crime rate drops 5% 

— 216 American & 21 French marines are killed in 
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— 34.4 million are out of jobs — 120 million with 
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his long career Geroge Thomas is 
famous for some of Britains's 
most important social 

legislation. His most recent 
political achievement is without 
question a reward long over-due. 
In late 1982. Queen Elizabeth 
made him a member of the House 
of Lords by bestowing upon him 
the title of Viscount Tonypandy 
This honor is the epitome of his 
career. He has been a lifelong 
and active member of the 
Methodist Church in England. 
For more than 40 years, he has 
been an outstanding preacher of 
the Methodist Church. He has 
served as Vice-President of the 
British Methodist Conference. To 
most of us this doesn't seem like 
much of an accomplishment. 
However it is the highest possible 
achievement for a lay-member of 
the English Methodist Church. 
He also was a Vice-President of 
International Christian 
Leadership and was the speaker 
at the Presidential Prayer 
Breakfast in Washington. DC. 

He has visited Centenary twice 
before: once as a lecturer and 
honorary Chairman of the United 
Methodist Heritage Fellowship. 
Then again he came in Sep- 
tember. 1982. to receive an 
honorary Doctorate of Divinity. 
He has also received honorary 
doctorates from Asbury College 
in Kentucky, his alma mater the 
University of Southampton, the 
University of Birmingham, and 
the University of Oklahoma City. 

One only has to review the 
outstanding honors, 
achievements, and political 
record of this man to be awe- 
inspired. Centenary College 
should be honored to have such a 
great figure on our campus. Even 
more so. this year's graduating 
class should feel some pride in 
that this great churchman- 
statesman is coming from Wales 
to speak to them. This reporter 
personally, looks forward, with 
great enthusiasim. spirit, and 
pride to hearing this outstanding 
figure of our modern age! 

I wish to thank Dr. Donald 
Webb and his Secretary Mrs. 
Ruby George for their invaluable 
time and service. Tom Ufer 

DON'T FORGET! 

the infamous 

FOOD FIGHTS 

on Hardin 

Field, Friday, 

October 28 

at 5:00. See you 

at the fights. 



by Betsy Camp 

This column merely reports the 
events of the Senate meeting of 
October 25. and should not be 
considered the official minutes of 
the Senate. 

The October 25. 1983 meeting of 
the Student Senate was called to 
order by President Thurndotte 
Baughman at 11:10 a.m. and the 
minutes of the previous meeting 
were read and approved with one 
minor correction. Treasurer 
Diane Fowler presented the 
expenditures of the Senate for 
September. 1983. Expenditures 
totaled $24,677. 

Michael Hayes. Chairman of 
the Entertainment Committee, 
reported that he is working on 
concerts by Charles Gaby and 
Room service to be presented at 
a future date. Hayes also 
reported that the band. Water- 
fall, will be playing at dinner in 
the caf. sometime after 
Thanksgiving. The Halloween 
showings of The R<x.'ky Horror 
Picture Show and Shock 
Treatment were also discussed. 

The committee for SGA forums 
announced the schedule for 
lecture. Julia Lesage. The 
committee also announced that 
Alexander Ginsburg will be 
speaking February 13, 1984. It 
was reported that Will Andress is 
trying to aid a Chinese couple in 
coming to the United States. The 
Senate discussed donating $1000 
to this project, provided that the 
couple speak here. Carole 
Powell, committee chairperson. 



reported that Lawrence Meredith 
might be the second forum 
speaker for this semester. 

A motion was made and 
carried to have Fall Ball Court 
elections on November 1 and 2, 
and to hold Pacesetter elections 
on November 7 and 8. 

Under the heading of, "Old 
Business," it was announced that 
the typewriters are in for the 
Typing Room. The use of sound- 
proofing for the walls of the room 
was mentioned. A motion was 
made and carried to establish a 
service contract with IBM for the 
maintenance of these 

typewriters. 

Senator Richard Wallace 
reported that the blood drive had 
netted 60 pints of blood. He an- 
nounced that the group to donate 
the most blood was Church 
Careers. 

The football game with LSU-S 
was discussed and it was decided 
that the champion team of 
Centenary Intramurals would 
play the champion of LSU-S 
Intramurals. 

President Thurndotte Baugh- 
man asked the SGA to look into 
the possibility of long distance 
service for the dorms. (This 
would be a service such as MCI. ) 

The controversial media by-lay 
was brought up for discussion, 
once again. A motion was made 
and carried to form an ad hoc 
committee to look into the 
revision of this by-law. 

President Thurndotte Baugh- 
man adjourned the meeting at 
12:05 p.m. 




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Additional Interims 1984 



CHEMISTRY 1-99 - THE 
ASCENT OF MAN 

Instructor: Dr. Rosemary 
Seidler, 1:00-3:30 M-F - MH310 & 
Kilpa trick. 

Enrollment limit: 25-30. 

This course will be based on the 
film series "The Ascent of Man" 
by Dr. Jacob Bronowski. This 
series traces man's progress 
from the vantage point of the 
scientist-philosopher. The course 
will consist of lectures, which 
introduce the topics presented in 
the films, the films, and 
discussion. The grade will be 
based on attendance, quality of 
discussion and either short tests 
or a paper. 

FOREIGN LANGUAGES 1-99 - 
ART AND HISTORY IN NOR- 
THERN FRANCE (including a 
week-long tour of France). 

Instructor: Dr. Vickie Gottlob. 

The course will be centered 
around a week-long tour of 
northern France, including 
Paris, Versailles, Chartres, 
Normandy, and the chateaux of 
the Loire. January 4-10 will be 
spent on campus, with lectures 
and readings on the art and 
history of the cities and 
monuments to be visited on the 
tour. Students will prepare 
reports to be presented to the 
class. The group will depart 
Dallas for Paris on January 12 
and will return to Dallas on 
January 20. Students need not 
return to campus from Dallas for 
the remainder of January; they 
will be given a take-home essay 
test to be returned to the in- 
structory by February 1. 

Cost of tour: $1054.00 (includes 
$25.00 registration fee, tran- 
sportation from Dallas and 
return, sightseeing, hotels, 
continental breakfast & dinner). 

Registration deadline: 
November 4, 1983 (payment of 
$275.00 due) . Fees must be paid in 
full by November 23, 1983. 
ENGLISH 1-99 - SOUTHERN 
WOMEN WRITERS, 9:00-12:00 
noon M-F - JH22C. 



Instructor: Karen Cole. 
Enrollment limit: 25. 
To study Southern women 
writers is not only to study some 
of the major writers of fiction in 
the last century but also to ex- 
plore an important strain of the 
feminine literary tradition in the 
U.S. and to analyze the varied but 
well-defined roles of Southern 
women. The primary focus of this 
course will be to consider the 
images of Southern women and 
the privileges and restrictions 
those images have carried with 
them. Although the course will be 
based mainly on the fiction of 
women, it will draw from a 
variety of sources including 
Hollywood film, women's diaries 
and journals, and sociological 
and historical studies. Each 
student will be expected to read 
the assigned works and to write a 
ten-page essay on a topic to be 
developed with the help of the 
instructor. 

Reading list: Gone With the 
Wind, Margaret Mitchell; The 
Awakening, Kate Chopin; 
Selected Short Stories, Flannery 
O'Connor; The Optimist's 
Daughter, Eudora Welty; A Good 
Woman is Hard to Keep Down, 
Alice Walker; Heroines of Dixie 
(Writings from 19th-century 
southern women's diaries and 
journals). 

Films-Videotapes: Gone With 
the Wind; The Little Foxes; Cat 
on a Hot Tin Roof. 

Field Trip: If the interest of the 
class warrants it, a trip to the 
Chopin Plantation (below Nat- 
.chitoches) could be arranged. 
GENERAL EDUCATION 1-99 - 
ALLIED HEALTH SCIENCES - 
University of Texas School of 
Allied Health, Galveston, Texas. 
Instructor: Dr. Rosemary 
Seidler. 
Enrollment limit: 5. 
January 2-20, 1984. 
Students will attend the U. of 
Texas School of Allied Health at 
Galveston to study physical 
therapy, occupational therapy, 



medical technology, health 
education, hospital ad- 
ministration. Weekly assign- 
ments are required by UT. These 
reports will also be evaluated by 
me. An additional meeting will be 
held on campus when students 
return. This program is designed 
primarily for non premed 
students. 

Approximate Costs: $300-$500. 
BIOLOGY 1-99 - FIELD 
STUDIES OF WINTER BIRDS 
IN THE ATCHAFALAYA 
BASIN. 

Instructor: Dr. Brad Mc- 
pherson. . 
Place: Atchafalaya Basin. 
Time: Daylight to dark daily. 
Enrollment limit: 6. 
A study of winter residents in 
the Atchafalaya Basin. This will 
require that the student make 
detailed observations on 
flocking, feeding and competition 
for winter feeding stations. A list 
of species seen in the Basin will 
be made with notes on each. 
There will be a detailed search 
for rare & unusual species. 
Telescopic photography and 
techniques for attracting birds 
will be emphasized. 

To be determined: Food costs 
and transportation to South 
Louisiana will be the main costs. 
BUSINESS 1-99 - 
MANAGEMENT AND 
MARKETING OF THE 
PROFESSIONAL SPORTS 
FRANCHISE 

Instructor: Dr. Harold 
Christensen. 

Place: Campus and Chicago, 
January 18-27, 1984. 

Enrollment limit: 20 minimum 
- 40 maximum. 

This course is designed to 
acquaint with the managerial 
structure and marketing 
techniques of professional sports 
franchises. The evaluation in- 
strument is a research paper 
based upon one of the franchises 
we visit. Please see the attached 
schedule for an outline of specific 
course activities. Total class 



contact hours exceed 30. Text: 
ECONOMICS OF 
PROFESSIONAL TEAM 
SPORTS by Henry G. Demmert. 

Tentative costs: 
Tickets to events $75.00 

Surface transportation 

(Chicago) 35.00 

Air travel (S'port-Chicago- 
S'port) 350.00 

(current discount fare is 
$269.00) 
Hotel ( 3 to room ) 280.00 



$740.00 
Maximum 

COMPUTER SCIENCE 1-99 - 
COMPUTERS AND SOCIETY, 
8:30-11:30 M-F - MH103. 

Instructor: Dr. David Thomas. 

Enrollment limit: 12. 

The course will survey com- 
puters and their impact on 
society. Topics include computer 
history, how computers work, 
computer components and their 
functions and computer usage. 
Four class meetings will be held 
at Micro Business Systems, Inc. 
to provide students with "hands 
on" programming experience. 

11 meetings - 3 hours. 

2 hour final. 

Cost - $30.00. 
MUSIC 1-99 - A PRODUCTION 
OF "GODSPELL", 10:00-12:00, 
2:00-5:00 and 7:00-10 M-F, Per- 
forming Arts Center. 

Instructor: Dr. Will Andress. 

Enrollment limit: none. 

The course will give the 
enrolled students the opportunity 
to plan, organize, promote, act, 
sing, dance, accompany, build, 
paint, light, costume, and to 
some extent, direct the staged 
musical production. The course, 
while planned with the choir 
members in mind, would be open 
to any students. It would be a 
student production in a great 
sense of the word with adults only 
as director, and choreographer. 

The cast and all work 
assignments would be made 
before Thanksgiving break from 



the advance enrollment list. The 
daily work schedule would ac- 
tually begin on January 4 with 
rehearsal hours of 10:00-12:00 
noon, 2:00-5:00, and 7:00-10:00 
p.m. The production would be 
presented January 20, 21, and 22. 
Performance would be repeated 
in February for students. 



BUSINESS I-99B - SEMINAR ON 
OPTIONS AND FUTURES, 
Campus-Chicago-New York - 
LB06- Jan. 5, 6, 9:00-12 & 1:00-3 - 
Jan. 7, 10, 9:00-12. 

Instructor: Dr. Ken M. Boze. 

Enrollment limit: 20. 

The objective of the course is to 
expose the student to the theory 
and problems of hedging with 
options and futures contracts. 
One week will be spent in the 
classroom on campus reviewing 
basic theories and relationships; 
including pricing models, hedge 
models, spot markets, stock 
options, index options, futures, 
and options on futures. The 
primary futures contracts 
examined include petroleum and 
energy futures, precious metals, 
and interest rate sensitive 
securities. Following will be a 
one week trip to the commodity 
exchanges in both Chicago and 
New York. Students will view the 
trading floors and attend sessions 
with floor traders and executives 
at various exchanges. 

Estimated costs: Maximum 
$990 per person (minimum 10— 
cost per student may be less if 
enough go.) 

Air travel— Shreveport- 
Chicago-New York-Shreveport 

Hotel— 6 nights (3 in Chicago, 3 
in New York) 

2 Plays— 1 in Chicago, 1 in New 
York 

New York portion of the trip 
includes helicopter tour of the 
city and some meals 

Food and Personal Expenses 
Extra 



Dr. Julia Lesage, visiting Liberal 



Julia Lesage, co-founder and 
editor of the film journal Jump 
Cut: A Review of Contemporary 
Cinema, will be lecturing and 
leading discussions on the 
Centenary campus Sunday, 
October 30 through Tuesday 
night, November 2. 

Lesage received her Ph.D. in 
Cinema Studies from Indiana 
University, and has taught film 
theory and filmmaking at Nor- 



thwestern University in Evan- 
ston, the University of Wisconsin 
at Milwaukee, and the University 
of Illinois at Chicago. She will be 
visiting Centenary after speaking 
at the University of Texas at 
Austin, Texas A. & M. Univer- 
sity, and the South Central 
Modern Language Association 
Meeting in Fort Worth. 

Lesage's approach to film is 
primarily through feminist and 



non-verbal communications 
theory. She is interested in the 
concept of "women's work" in 
both public and domestic space- 
particularly as this is depicted on 
film. She is also interested in 
applying various theories of 
exuality to examine film as a 
narrative art. Third World film 
and politics also plays an im- 
portant role in Lesage's work. 
She has studied for two years at 



the Peruvian Filmmaking 
Academy in Lima, and her ex- 
periences in Nicaragua can be 
seen in a slide presentation on the 
role of women in the Nicaragua n 
revolution which she will present 
at Centenary. 

A good example of Lesage's 
concerns as a feminist theorist 
can be found in the following 
exercts from her essay 
"Feminist Film Criticism: 



Theory and Practice." 

In order to write effectively 
and to give her readers, 
especially women readers, a way 
to evaluate cinema themselves, 
the feminist film critic must 
work out for herself a theoretical 
framework to encompass the 
whole range of issues related to 
film. Her theory governs what 
she says to what readership, 
what aspects of films she will 



th, 



Satti at Centenary: 



Thursday, October 27, 1983— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 5 



East Meets West and Vice Versa 



by Carole Powell 

"Oh, East is East, and West is 
West, 

and never the twain shall 
meet..." 

— Rudyard Kipling 

Never say never, Rudyard. 
One need look no further than 
Bhatia Satbir Singh, better 
known as Satti, and his large 
circle of American and other 
Occidental friends to see that 
such a meeting can indeed take 
place. 

A 24-year-old Indian (Indian as 
in Bombey, his hometown), Satti 
came to Centenary .on September 
3, 1981, three months after 
arriving in the United States. His 
two years in this country have 
revealed Americans to be quite 
different from how they seemed 
to him before he came here. One 
of the biggest surprises occurred 
soon after his arrival. Having 
read Time and other American 
journals dealing with politics and 
the world situations, Satti 
assumed that all Americans were 
intelligent and well-informed 
about the world. However, when 
someone in the Centenary library 
asked him if the British were still 
ruling India, he knew he needed 
to reassess that assumption. "I 
was shocked," said Satti. "The 
average American knows 
nothing about the world. Once I 
was trying to make a telephone 
call to a friend overseas. The 
operator asked me, 'Where is 
Syria? Can you spell it?' " 

Another surprising aspect of 
Americans deals with Con- 
formity. Although this is sup- 
posed to be a country of in- 
dividuals, Satti finds that people 
here live under tremendous 
social and emotional pressure to 
conform to the acceptable norm. 
He cites the conversations on 
Saturday morning in Cline dorm 
as an example. "Everyone talks 
about how drunk they got the 
night before. You have many 
personas— you can't be your- 
self." 

for Satti, one particularly 
disturbing characteristic of 
American culture is that people 
*> not respect and appreciate 
knowledge. "It seems so stupid 
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sophisticated to make fun of 
learning," he said. 

It also disturbs him that society 
has made emotions in love and 
religion to be trivial. "If you talk 
about religion, people find you 
old-fashioned and un- 

sophisticated." 

However, Satti has discovered 
not only weaknesses but also 
strengths in America. "You guys 
work hard!" he exclaimed. "I 
have friends who study hard, 
then go to work on the weekends. 
I admire people who can study 
and work so much." 

He also admires the govern- 
ment and the police. Although 
there is corruption in American 
government, he thinks that it is 
not very much compared to 
corruption in Indian government. 
Satti marvels at how unthinkable 
it is to bribe a policeman here. In 
India, it is an accepted, everyday 
practice. 

As one might imagine, life in 
India is quite different from life 
in the States. "Easterners take 
time easy," Satti explained. "We 
have a cyclical notion of time 
instead of the Western linear one. 
Life is much more enjoyable. 

"There is no doubt about it," he 
continued. "Most Indians are 
happy. We are a very old coun- 
try--one of the oldest 
civilizations. As a result, people 
are very philosophical. They 
aren't affected by pressure. I'd 
rather be a member of the lower 
middle class in India than a 
millionaire here." 

When asked if India is as 
poverty-stricken as one hears, 
Satti responded, "Sure, there is 
poverty, but there are also great 
technological advances. That is a 
weakness of American jour- 
nalism. You never hear about the 
progress. For instance, there are 
between 25 and 30 Indian doctors 
in Shreveport." He feels that, 
although the poor in America are 
better off materially and have 
more aid programs such as 
welfare and unemployment 
benefits, the poor in India have 
more peace of mind. 

Indians also have a different 
attitude toward the family and 
the elderly. The Indian family is 
a source of great comfort and 
strength. The immediate family 
is especially close, and is the 



center of a person's life. Indians 
have tremendous respect and 
warmth toward the elderly. 
There are no inhibitions between 
the young and the old. An Indian 
youth would not feel un- 
comfortable talking to an older 
person; in fact, Satti feels that 
talking to the father of a friend in 
India would be better therapy 
than going to a psychiatrist in the 
U.S. 

The thing that Satti misses 

most about India is the romance 

in the way of life there. Lyricism 

is found even in greetings. For 

example, when someone asks, 

"How are you?", one might 

respond, "I am well because you 

wish me well." "When people 

meet," said Satti," it's in genuine 

warmth. There is depth behind 

the smile." He has discovered 

that American greetings also 

sometimes have warmth and 

depth. "Some people on this 

campus are very warm-hearted 

and spontaneous in their 

emotions. For instance, people 

who are not very close to me 

have, in a burst of warmth, given 

me a bear-hug on the spur of the 

moment, rubbed faces with me, 

and in one instance, reversing a 

guy's privilege, given mea pat on 

the behind, which is one of the 

few instances in my life which 

has left me dumb-founded." 

Indians are also very romantic 
toward women. "We have much 
tenderness toward girls," Satti 
said. "A guy couldn't have sex 
with a woman and then drop her. 
He would have regard for her 
feelings. 

"In the United States, having 
sex is considered sophisticated- 
it is the immediate goal. Here, 
sex is more important than love. 
Love is outdated. In India, if you 
fell in love with a girl, you 
wouldn't kiss her for two years. 
Americans have made something 
beautiful very trivial. Sex is 
temporary. Love is permanent." 
Satti sums up the differences 
between the American culture 
and the Indian culture in this 
way. "The U.S. is a new country. 
It has vitality and drive, but not 
grace like India. It's like a 
woman. A thrity-year-old is more 
graceful than an eighteen-year- 
old." 




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Nor. 20 - "In Unusual Thank yon" 
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GREET IBEaVT 



KAPPA ALPHA 
We are trying to make the best 
of things including school since 
the Jungle Party vibrations have 
subsided. We would like to thank 
the Chi-0 hooters for their fine 
hospitality and the good times 
provided in Barnyard this past 
weekend. Rally in the Alley was 
definately a stupor for all who 
attended. We have some good 
news for everybody in that 
"Quarter Reeb" night is tonight. 
The Kamikazie chair is 
definately dusted off and ready to 
go for only $1. We want to see 
everybody who qualifies as a 
human being down at the house 
tonight around 8 p.m. Be there 
early before all of us KA party 
beasts get too much of a head 
start. We know the perfect thing 
for all those trick or treaters who 
are rude and obnoxious. Sand- 
bags are available upon request 
at the house, so be ready for those 
little toddlers who refuse to 
leave. We will reserve the sand- 
bags on a first come, first served 
basis, so call and make your 
order today. KA volleyball is 
underway and this year is no 



exception. Everybody come 
down for a cold one tonight and 
get ready for Halloween early. 
One final note to you cat lovers, 
our sandbags are also good for 
litter boxes so do it for kitty. 

KAPPA SIGMA 

WELL WE'RE BACK. This is 
now the second time we've been 
in Greek Beat. Look out we are on 
a roll. 

Just to bring you up to date on 
what's been happening: We have 
a new pledge and his name is 
Mark Barnett. Also Roger B. has 
started going to starchaholics 
anonymous. Rolla found the 
corner of Livesay's house to be a 
very sickening experience while 
Woof continued to sleep around. 
Meanwhile Gargoyle Dalzell 
started a rock concert circuit at 
3:00 a.m. Next we rallied in the 
alley. Then brother Breit 
premiered as Dorothy Hamill at 
Barnyard and came face to face 
with the floor. Good job Barry! ! 
Livesay did his unique rendition 
of "Chicken Noodle." So as you 
can see it was basically a mellow 
week. 



We would like to thank the Chi- 
os for fantastic time at Bar- 
nyard. Pajama Party is not far 
off, so you guys better hurry up 
and get dates. Coming up this 
weekend is our Halloween Party 
given by our little sisters. So once 
again the Sigs are back being 
party animals as always. 

Rhapsody in View is coming up 
so we would like to wish the choir 
boys good luck. Especially 
Brother Breit and Little Sister 
Celia Sirman. 

We advanced to the cham- 
pionship in football after winning 
a tough game against the Theta- 
Chis. Thatfe it for now but we,'ll be 
back next week. A. E. - MAN! ! ! ! 

P. S. We especially thank 
Scotty, John D., Hoopie and John 
G. for their tremendous effort to 
raise money for the Fraternity, 
you guys are studs! ! 

ZETA TAU ALPHA 

The Zetas sincerely hope 
everyone survived mid-terms 
without straining their brains too 
much. Dee was a true star in 
"The Dining Room." Good luck 
to the play at the American 




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College Theater Festival com- 
petition. Barnyard was fun. 
Birthdays this week include 
Betsy Camp, Jami Garroutte, 
Laura Montgomery, and 
Brother. Congratulations to 
Emily Canter who is a Reserve 
Champion for Equitation. The 
Zetas are all getting ready for 
Halloween, aren't we, pledges! 
We are also anticipating the best 
TKE Graveyard ever. The Zetas 
would like to end this week's 
Greek Beat on a more serious 
note by asking everyone to say a 
silent prayer for our Marines lost 
in Lebanon last weekend. 



OMEGA 

We'd like to thank Drew for 
being such a great football 
coach! We couldn't have done it 
without you! We lost in the final 
playoff game, but we were 
tough— we're ready for the 
Superbowl! Thanks again. Drew, 
we love you! Congrats to Shelly 
Lambrich our pearl of the week! 
SOS. week was lots of fun. 
Congrats to Lisa Parker for such 
a great idea. Everyone had a 
super time at Barnyard. Special 
thanks to Alyce Boudreaux, 
Mary Anne Minniear, and Hilarie 
Clower! Great job! 



TAU KAPPA EPSILON 

Greetings Tekes and Teket- 
tes...hope you all have recovered 
from Chi-0 Barnyard. Buddy and 
other mad dogs were seen at the 
Teke house Saturday night. Mick 
was in the middle of it, a dog 
among dogs. Welcome Matt 
Rotterick, our newest pledge. Big 
brothers— little brothers are 
Mark Jerry—Jim Gray, Terry 
Foster— Jack Conners, Amar 
Anbouba— Gene P. Oakes 
Enrique Narcosso— Stiggs, Dave 
Sewell— Tim Hibbs, Matt Rot- 
terick— Matt Cardillo, Charlie 
Warren— Mr. Blotto. Ed Hand- 
Delton Abrams. Graveyard pre 
party is at Sportspage II, 9 $ 
passout time. Clean-up for ac 
tives. pledges, and concerned 
O.D.'s is at 3 p.m. on Friday and 
10 a.m. on Saturday. Let's maki 
this year's Graveyard the besl 
so all big bro's grab little bro's 
and be there! Rockin' Davf 
("Suction Man") and the Blu 
Waves (Mad Men) 'rock-n-roll 
the Haughton Municipa 
Auditorium Friday with ticke 
sales expected up in ttii 
thousands. Oktoberfest at th 
Teke house Saturday was truj 
an experience. Okla. Sage Brd 
punch turned even the best of u 
into rabid dogs... 



AROUND CAMPUS 
If a student had his or her 
photograph made for the year- 
book Sept. 22-28 by Neil Johnson 
(usually group shots) and would 
like a copy of it, they may see the 

Custom Art Work 

Mary Hughes 

Licienne Simon 

Fine Art and Calligraphy 

222-2912 



contact sheet of the shots inti 
yearbook office in the SUB. i 
place their orders there. Only I 
sizes are available: 5x7 at $5 
and 8x10 at $8.00. These pri 
will be black and white custi 
prints made by the photograph 
Please have payment when 
dering. 

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Dr. Mark Dulle will present "Binge 
and Purge: The Hidden Disease/' in 
James Lobby, Thursday, October 27i 
at 7:00. He will show slides and 
discuss this growing problem. 






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Belinda Miciotto looks a bit apprehensive as she is tested before blood. 
Church Careers had donating the most donations and won $50.00. 
Photo b\ Chris Murphy 



by 
Tina Hackett 
Larry Morse 

This week we chose to try one 
of Bossier's hottest night spot- 
s. ..Adam's Rib Eatery at the 
Sheraton Bossier Inn, at 2015 Old 



Sub Scoop 



chose to make our way into the 
drinkery for live entertainment 
and dancing. On Mondays, bar 
drinks are 25 cents and 99 cents 
on Fridays. ■ 

Dinner is served from 4:30 to 
10:00 p.m. Monday through 
Saturday and till 9:00 p.m. on 
Sunday. They accept all major 
credit cards and personal checks 
for the amount of purchase. So. if 
its going to be dinner and dancing 
this Halloween, go "AROUND 
TOWN" to the Rib for their 
special Halloween party! 



Greetings from the coldest 
place on Earth - my office. Aside 
from a little nip in the air, I hope 
everyone is enjoying the cooler 
weather. This week is going to be 
a busy one for Centenary. 
Tonight Dr. Mark Dulle will be in 
James Lobby presenting a 
program on Bulimia: The Binge 
and Purge Syndrome. I would 
strongly encourage you to attend. 
The information you learn might 
help you to identify and even save 
a friend who has this disease. 

Tomorrow is the food fight. 
Even if you are not signed up to 
be on a team, come and support 
the ones who are fighting. But 
beware - it could become a messy 



situation. 

Now for the event we have all 
been waiting for.SGA and SAAC 
present a night of horror (Rocky, 
that is) and fun. "The Rocky 
Horror Picture Show" will begin 
in the SUB at 11:00 p.m., Mon- 
day, October 31. and don't forget 
your props. We are getting the 
SUB ready for battle. Im- 
mediately following "Rocky 
Horror" we will show "Shock 
Treatment," which is by the 
same people who did "R. H." 
Prizes will be given for the 3 best 
costumes and we will also have 
drawings for other gifts. Ad- 
mission is free if you come in a 
costume, otherwise you have to 



pay $1 00. So come dressed to kill. 
I hope everyone has a safe and 
happy Halloween. Don't eat too 
much candy (someone has to tell 
you to do that, especially since 
your Mom is not here), and 
beware of goblins. 

Kathy 



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Minden Road. The Rib offers a 

delectable menu of seafood, 

chicken, and steaks. Our favorite 

had to be the Prime Rib, the 

specialty of this establishment. 

This hearty delight was 

terrifically tender and had a 

savory flavor. At noon, the Rib 

offers an outstanding deli-bar 

consisting of salads, soups, fruit, 

and sandwiches. The deli-bar is 

available Monday through 

Friday, 11:00 a.m. to 4:30 p.m., 

and is an all-you-can-eat affair 

for $4.25. 
After our delicious dinner, we 

Job Opportunities 

Nearby church needs porter for cleaning ans setting up tables 
and chairs. Afternnon hours 1 p.m. til 9 p.m. Minimum wage. 

Dominoes Pizza is looking for Management Personnel. If in- 
terested call Rick Standish - 797-8902. 

Dominoe's is also hiring delivery and order taking personnel. 
Over 125 positions available. Apply 11-2 p.m. at 613 Stoner or 2809 
Truly Lane. 

Cable TV Store need clerical help, 20 hrs. per week. Applicant 
must be able to type (will be using CRT). Some sales. Apply South 
Park Mall Store. Must be available 5:30 to 9:30 p.m. Minimum 
wage. 

Office person needed with some bookkeeping knowledge for 
account posting. Afternoon hours 1-5 p.m. Business located in 
Bossier City. $4.00 per hr. 

Nearby Real Estate Appraiser needs typist 10 hours per week. 
Flexible afternnon hours. Minimum wage, plus. 

EARLY MORNING JANITOR NEEDED AT YMCA. 3 hrs. per 
day, 5 days. 6 a.m. til 9 a.m. 

Male needed to clean building, weightroom and pick up grounds. 

UNIFORM SUPPLY COMPANY needs personnel for garment 
fitting and order assembly. 15-20 hrs. per week; various shifts. 
Good hourly wage. 

If you are interested in more information on any of these jobs, 
please call Leah - 869-5117 or come by Room 127 Hamilton Hall. 






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Lasage 

(Continued from page 4. 

write about, what effect she 
hopes to gain from her criticism. 
A good theory includes an ex- 
planation of the mechanisms 
operating within the film (form, 
content, etc.) and the 
mechanisms that go beyond the 
product that is the film (such as 
the film industry, distribution, 
audience- expectation, etc.)... 

When writing about a feminist 
film, or about any political film, 
the critic must evaluate what 
effect this film hopes to have on 
its audience. And what effect it 
actually has. Does it intend to 
provoke specific changes in 
milieu? How? If milieu is left 
relatively untouched, the critic 
can note this and set forth her 
ideas on more radical uses for 
film. A film which is a mere 
social critique ends with an 
audience saying, "Isn't that 
terrible! I cried to see it." A 
more radical work shapes the 
audience's mind, leaving the 
viewers with structures which go 
beyond their consciousness prior 
to viewing. They then have a tool 
with which to reevaluate that 
which they had previously ac- 
cepted as "natural." In a 
didactic radical film, such a 
change in consciousness should 
be accompanied by a picture of 
how things can be changed, 
which is a necessary precon- 
dition for the audience's acting in 
a new way after the film is over. 
The production-distribution 
system, interacting directly with 
all five or other sub-systems and 
technical and critical 
mediations, is the determinant 



system within the whole: it has 
the greatest impact of all the sub- 
systems on the whole. In most 
countries, film production has 
been institutionalized so that 
feature films are made in 
remarkably similar ways. And 
women are not predominant in 
the production of films. We know 
that Russian and Eastern 
European films are also 
generally sexist, and we may or 
may not be satisfied with The 
Red Detachment of Women (I am 
with the content, but not the form 
— reminiscent of Seven Brides 
for Seven Brothers — not with 
Chinese restrictions on film 
production.) It is a phenomenon 
that Godard noticed when he 
talks about Mos Films- 
Paramount. Even though the 
films are produced under a 
socialist economic system, the 
films are still oppressive and 
similar in form to capitalistic 
films. 

We need to document in detail 
the position of women within the 
process of production of 
Hollywood films. We must also 
note how it is that women can 
begin to produce films more or 
less independently — tracing the 
sources of available income and 
distribution. The direct input of 
the woman consumer on the 
general feature film market is 
almost nil. Indeed, films are not 
constructed with an eye to the 
reality of social relations but 
rather continue to reflect male 
(and bourgeois male) ideals. 
Distributors do not ask us what 
kind of films we want to see, and 
many of today's films reflect a 
reaction against the women's 
movement 



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In an adventure film, men find 
fulfillment and self-definition 
through direct physical action, 
initiated by themselves for the 
end of their own integrity. 
Women are not allotted the same 
range of physical action, and 
when they do act, their actions 
are usually more circumscribed. 
To give an example, Evel 
Knievel, Two Lane Blacktop, The 
Last American Hero, and 
American Graffitti show men 
initiating such actions to prove 
their identity (both social and 
personal identity) as drag 
racing, stock car racing and 
motorcycle stunts. The women in 
these films do not initiate such 
actions independently but relate 
to the actions of the men and are 
dependent on them. One can take 
a movie such as Day of the 
Jackal and note that it would be 
unlikely to have an equivalent 
female assassin or females 
employing that assassin or a 
comparable female target to be 
assassinated — as if any of this 
were desirable. Male characters 
are given attributes of power 
much more than female 
characters are. 

Forms for conveying sen- 
suality are almost completely 
male. We don't even know yet 
what the visual form for a female 
erotic movie would be. Women so 
far, even when making films, 
have found it hard to break 
through to making new kinds of 
films with new forms. Technical 
experimentation with the media 
has so far been done by male 
filmmakers. There are few 
women making experimental 
films, pushing the medium itself 
as far as they can, perhaps this is 
because the technical-chemical 
side of film has been traditionally 
of more interest or more ac- 
cessible to men, women being 
socialized to enter cinema 
through its aspect as art 



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The Herndon Canterbury House 
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Across from Playhouse) 

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When the critic writes with her 
politics up front, she provokes a 
political response both to her 
review and to the film at hand. I 
expect a woman writer to let me 
know where she stands not only 
in relation to the women's 
movement, but to various 
aspects of that movement (e.g., 
liberal reformist, radical lesbian, 
separatist, etc.) and to socialist 
politics as well. Readers do not 
need a precis of the critics' 
political stance in each article 
she writes. Rather, a woman's 
articles over a period of time plus 
the kinds of references she 
makes to activities and issues in 
the women's movement and to 
political issues in general make 
her politics clear. More candor 
about one's politics in film 
reviews is useful in dispelling 
once and for all the idea that the 
media just provide en- 
tertainment or that we have to 
take what we are offered; politics 
and culture are inseparable and 
the feminist critic has ideas on 
how to fight sexism in film. When 
I myself say that I am a socialist 
feminist, that means that I see 
the major forms of oppression in 
our society — sexual, class, and 
racial oppression, in particular 
— as interrelated and that 
women's oppression must be 
fought by collective action 
against those institutions which 
are built on class, racial, and 
sexual oppression: namely, the 
institutions of capitalism. That 
the critic put a label on herself as 
a certain kind of feminist is not so 
important as her making explicit 
the assumptions which underlie 
her analysis of film and her value 
judgments about films.... 

If she writes mostly about the 
content and form of specific 
films, the feminist critic faces 
the problem of just fitting into a 
slot alread prepared for her — 
that of writing a consumers' 
guide to film. No viewer wants to 
waste the price of a ticket; 
economically film reviewers 
serve a necessary function. 
However, by expanding criticism 
to include a critique of the whole 
film process, by writing for 
periodicals open to a broader 
perspective on women and film, 
and by working to help the 
practical cause of women in film, 
we can go beyond our assigned 



role as consumer guide. Like a 
book reviewer in a magazine or 
Sunday supplement, the film 
critic traditionally has the right 
to make generalizations about 
culture and mores. Thus 
feminists can conveniently use 
this ready-made journalistic 
vehicle not only to attack sexism 
in a film but also to evaluate the 
social milieu that generates that 
film. Furthermore, feminist 
criticism aids the growing ap- 
preciation of long-neglected 
women's films and hopefully will 
provide a basis on which to 
evaluate and constructively 
criticize those films. 

Her schedule on campus: 

Sunday, October 30: Giving 
Way, a film about rape and our 
reaction to it. A discussion will 
follow, (convocation C.P. credit) 
A discussion will follow. 7:30 p.m. 
114 Mickle Hall 

Monday, November 1: M-2 
lecture-discussion in Sociology 
202: "Marriage and Family" 
Topic: "Changing Sex Roles" 
M-5 lecture-discussion in 
Political Science 207: "In- 
ternational Relations" Topic: 
"Nicaragua" 

7:30 p.m. slide presentation and 
discussion on "Women in the 
Nicaraguan Revolution" 
Kilpa trick Auditorium (Smith 
Building) (convocation C.P. 
credit) 

Tuesday, November 2: T-2 
videotape and discussion on 
Nicaragua in Spanish 419: 
"Nineteenth Century Spanish 
Literature" 

T-4 lecture-discussion on 
Feminism in France in French 
395: "French Civilization" 
7:30 following the film Touch of 
Evil, shown for English 285: 
"Introduction to American 
Film," Lesage will speak briefly 
and lead a discussion on "Images 
of Women in American Film" 
(C.P. film credit) 

Anyone wishing to attend any 
of the classes in which Lesage is 
visiting should contact the 
teacher of that course. Her ap- 
pearance on campus is being 
sponsored by the Forums 
Committee of the SGA, of 
English, Foreign Languages, 
Sociology and History and 
Political Science. 



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Major New Service Student Considering 



A major new service for 
students who are thinking ahead 
to decisions about post-graduate 
and professional degrees and 
future careers has been an- 
nounced by the Law School 
Admission Council and the Law 
School Admission Services. 
Developed by the organizations 
that administer the Law School 
Admission Test (LSAT), the new 
service is called The Law 
Package. 

A four-part program of 
publicatioons, services and self- 
evaluation materials, The Law 
Package, will help students 
explore and evaluate their in- 



terest in law school. Students can 
take -b "tryout LSAT" and 
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Summer in Deerfield 



By Alan D. Strange 

I spent nine weeks this summer 
as a research fellow in Deerfield, 
Massachusetts. Deerfield is in 
the fertile loam-laden tract of 
land that lies contiguous to the 
confluence of the Connecticut and 
Deerfield Rivers. Located 100 
miles northwest of Boston and 
sixty miles due north of 
Springfield, Deerfield is removed 
from the typical hustle and bustle 
of East Coast urban life. When 
the interstate came through the 
Connecticut Valley in the early 
1%0's, Old Deerfield's leaders 
managed to have the town 
completely bypassed. There was 
a n interstate exit to South 
Deerfield, which is the business 
Part of the town, but there was 
tot exit six miles to the north to 
Old Deerfield. 
The town of Old Deerfield is 
kid out along a one-mile long 
bleated plat with lots ex- 
tending back from the main 
s ^ re et. In typical no-non-sense, 
New England fashion, the main 
str eet is called simply "The 
Street." The eighteenth century 
Se ems almost accessible to 
^yone seeing Deerfield for the 
f »rst time. The oak-lined Com- 
j"°n and the eighteenth century 
^es recall a different world — 



the 



Preindustrial world that we 



^ Ve lost as Peter Laslett wrote. 

ls "little world" was in- 
corporated in 1673, long before 

e Industrial Revolution ever 
f as to be felt here. Deerfield 

Gained somewhat isolated 

^ the mid-eighteenth century 
J* n it ceased to be the nor- 

er nmost and westernmost 
^Post of English colonial 
^lization. 
ne first two weeks of my 



SU m 






me r consisted largely of 



intensive training in the 
American decorative arts and in 
the material culture of New 
England. This training included a 
series of lectures, seminars, 
workshops, and walking tours. 
The Summer Fellows had earlier 
received a packet of six books 
that were to be read prior to our 
arrival in Deerfield. On the first 
day of the program, the tutors 
orally examined us by taking us 
to one of the historic houses and 
asking questions about its ex- 
terior architectural details and 
about its interior material ob- 
jects. This quite frankly scared 
all of us to detah, but it was the 
tutors' way of seeing if we had 
properly absorbed our reading 
material and of seeing how much 
we already knew about the 
American decorative arts. 

Aftet two weeks of workshops 
all day and house tours at night, 
the Director of Education 
assigned all of the Fellows in 
pairs to one of the twelve houses 
that are owned by Historic 
Deerfield, Inc. The earliest house 
dates from 1717; the latest was 
built in 1824 during the Federal 
period. I gave three one-hour 
tours on my first day of guiding, 
even though we were supposed to 
receive two days of training in 
the house before guiding. For the 
next seven weeks, each fellow 
guided in four of the historic 
houses in the afternoon. In the 
morning and in the evening, we 
did research on our respective 
projects. 

Having done prior research on 
Jonathan Edwards, I was quite 
interested in the dispute between 
Edwards and Jonathan Ashley. 
Ashley was Deerfield's 
Congregational minister from 
1732-80 and opposed Edwards' 
communion policy in a series of 



sermons which he preached in 
1750 against Edwards' position in 
Edwards' own church in Nor- 
thampton. Edwards was 
lismissed from his church and it 
appeared that Ashley had won. 
Ashley had won the battle but he 
finally lost the war. The position 
that Edwads took concerning the 
covenant society was one that 
tended toward the disestablish- 
ment of the church and the 
separation of church and state. 

On the other hand, Ashley upheld 
the notion of an established 
church and valued the unity of 
church and state. The Memorial 
Libraries at Deerfield had 255 of 
Ashley's sermons in manuscript. 
For Edwards' papers, I did my 
research at Yale University's 
Beinecke Rare Book and 

Room 666 

(Continued from page 2) 

Only a black booth stood against 
the far wall. 

The captors prodded the victim 
toward the box. The odor was 
stronger and he heard a strange 
sound, tiny, barely audible 
whispers, coming closer still, 
drawn by a fatal curiosity, he 
noticed the walls were moving, 
pulsing as though they had his 
life in them. All was so confusing, 
the victim could barely imagine 
his fate. He felt himself thrust 
forward again. 

The sound was .louder. 
Thousands of tiny fingernails 
scraping softly against glass. 
"Wait!," he thought, "The "box 
isn't black at all! It is glass! 
What is that moving inside?!" 

Upon reaching the booth, he 
knew the source of the wall's 
undulating motion... 

Spiders. Thousands upon 



Manuscript Library. 

The Fellows presented ab- 
stracts of their research projects 
and defended them on August 12, 
Commencement Day. This day 
was filled with mixed emotions: 
joy at the attainments of the 
summer; sadness at the thought 
of leaving Deerfield. I was very 
pleased with my research and the 
quality of my fellow Fellow's 
papers. As I thought back over 
the summer, I realized how much 
of myself I had put into my 
research, my guiding assign- 
ments, and into the organization 
of Historic Deerfield. Deerfield 
will always be a part of me. When 
asked what I liked best about the 
summer it is difficult to reply. We 
traveled extensively and went 
i "behind the scenes" in many of 
the major museums on the East 



Coast. We traversed New 
Hampshire. We went to Salem, 
Gloucester, Boston, , Plymouth, 
Sturbridge, and many other 
places in Massachusetts. We 
went to Yale to see the Garvan 
Collection and to Wethersfield, 
j Connecticut to see the museum 
houses there. We went to the 
, Metropolitan in New York City; 
I the Henry Francis duPont 
Winterthur Museum in 
Wilmington, Delaware; Historic 

Annapolis; and we ended up in 
Colonial Williamsburg for 2V2 
days. This only touches the 
surface of what has certainly 
been the fullest summer of my 
life. Yet returning to the question 
of what I liked best, I must reply 
that what I liked best about this 
summer was Deerfield itself. 




thousands of ject black asachnids 
filling the booth to its top. The 
victim's heart was wild with fear. 
He could not even think enough to 
try and escape. All he could see 
was the death box of a million 
legs. 

The door to the booth was 
unlatched and the victim stood 
before it. The horrible odor of 
decay wafted full force through 



his nostrils, nauseating him to 
the point of fainting. Spiders fell 
about his feet, some showing 
their red hourglass to signal his 
time ending. 

A force from behind sent him 
falling face first into the black 
crawling sea, and he could 
neither fear nor think for very 
much longer. 



Page 10— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, October 27, 1983 



SIPCIOTS 




The Gold Dome is once again seeing activity as the Ladies practice for 
their upcoming season. Photo by Chris Murphy 



Men 

Oct. 27 

7:00 

8:00 

9:00 Nad & TTown 

Oct. 31 

7:00 KEII & TKEII 
8:00 KEI & Alkies 
9:00 TTown & KA 

Nov. 1 

8.00 TKE & FAC 

9:00 NADS & OX 

Nov. 2 

6:00 KEII & ROTC 
7:00 KEI & Buffaloes 
8:00 TTown & TKE II 
9:00 Chor & TKE I 

Nov. 3 

7:00 

7:00 

8:00 OX & KA 

9:00 Nads & ROTC 



Sports Schedule 

Intramural Volleyball 



Women 



Pe & CSCC 

Ladies & ZTA 

Chor & Ladies 



CSCC & Xoll 
PE&XOI 



SEX. & PE 



XOI & Fac. 

Ladies & XOII 

ZTA & Chor 

Sex. & CSCC 



ZTA & Xol 

ZTA & Fac. 

Chor & CSCC 



Support Soccer 



by Tom Ufert 

Centenary is, as we all know, 
different when it comes to sport. 
For most of us. it feels a bit 
strange to be in the middle of 
football season and not out there 
cheering on the team. We all miss 
those cold rainy nights on some 
strange muddy field screaming 
our lungs out to "show our spirit" 
for the old alma mater. Well put 
all your reminiscent feelings 
aside. There is a new sport in 
town to take football's place, at 
least on Centenary's campus. 
What is this great and 
fastgrowing popular sport you 
ask? Well it's soccer. For those 
very supportive few of you who 
have attended the games, just sit 
back and listen. But those of you 
who haven't been out there to see 
our men in maroon and white, 
take note. I had the privilege of 
observing our team at practices 
and games and these are my 
impressions. 

Our Centenary soccer team, 
coached by coaches Hempen and 
Evans, consists of about 15 - 20 
players from all over the south. 
These athletes are some of the 
most spirited individuals I have 



ever seen. During the day they 
are normal everyday students. 
But put a soccer ball at there feet 
or place them near a soccer field, 
and the exciting scenes of the 
movie Victory seem to appear in 
real life, like magic. These 
students participate in one of the 
most energetic, exciting, and 
elegant sports ever to appear on 
the horizons of America 
athletics. 

Soccer, because of its con- 
sistancy in play and constant 
motion, fills one with such en- 
thusiasim and spirit, that the 
spectator wants to jump up and 
join the game. These players of 
ours take strong pride in their 
game and the fact that they play 
for Centenary. At each and every 
practice game, they play with 
fanatical determination, an 
almost religious spirit, and 
constant team unity. When -one 
watches this team play, they can 
only be awe-inspired by the sheer 
grace, style, and elegance of the 
sport and its players performed 
in every play. This physical 
coordination takes rigorous 
training and brute-strength not to 
mention the total physical and 
mental dedication to continue 



and strive for the best. 

As I have stated this team is 
determined to strive for the best. 
But what is the best for a college 
soccer team? Well, this team is 
devoted to becoming one of the 
top collegiate teams in the 
nation, if not the No. 1 team in 
collegiate soccer. With the 
amount of spirit, pride, deter- 
mination, and dedication this 
team possesses, it has the 
potential of achieving its goal. 
They and their coaches have 
taken the first initial step — 
building a fine quality team. 
They need our help. We. the 
students, faculty, and ad- 
ministration, must donate our 
spirit, our time, and our 
resources to this truly worthy 
cause. It would truly be a "crying 
shame" to see such a potentially 
championship team fall by the 
wayside. I appeal to each of you 
to come out and see for your- 
selves this new team. For it. like 
Centenary itself, has class and 
promises to be No. 1 in its field. 
NOTE: Soccer Game Friday - 
in Monroe — at 2:00. 

Soccer Game Saturday — 
at Home — at 2:00. 





Interviews 


Oct. 28 


La. Dept. of Civil ServiceAII Majors 
Ken Rapasky-Informa- 10 a.m., 11 a.m. 
Sessions 


Nov. 2 


1st National Bank 
Debbie Alexander-!) til 
3p.m. 


Nov. 10 


Seidman & Seidman, CPA Accounting Majors 
Austin Robertson 3 pt. GPA and above 


Nov. 16 


Burger King Business Majors 
Cheryl D»Phillips-9a.m. 
til 3p.m. 


Nov. 17 


Marine Officer All Majors 

Recruiter 

Capt. Home or SSgt. SL'B-iO a.m. til 12 noon 

Taylor 





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Thursday, October 27, 1983— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 11 



Gents Defeat LSU Tigers 



The Centenary Gents baseball 
team travelled to Baton Rouge, 
Saturday, October 22, where they 
defeated Louisiana State 
University 14-7. 

The Louisiana State University 
Tigers were the first to score in 
the second inning with a two run 
lead on the Gents. Centenary 
picked up their first run in the 
third inning when Billy Harwell 
walked and later scored on an 
error. L.S.U. scored again in the 
third inning with the Tigers 
leading 3-1. 

Centenary scored again in the 
fourth inning. Kubik singled and 



followed by Rathbun and Crone. 
Wasko singled drove Williams 
and Mohon in. The last two runs 
were scored when Kubik singled 
and drove Burt and Harwell in. 
Defeating the Tigers 14-7. 

Stacey Burt relief pitcher took 
the win. He gave up one hit, 
struck out four, and walked four. 
Kubik was 4 for 5. . 

The Gents will be home this 
weekend playing their last two 
games of their fall schedule. 
Friday at 2:00 against North- 
western and Saturday against 
Panola Junior College at 10:00 (3 
games). 



was driven in by Rathbun. The 
Tigers scored four more runs in 
the fourth inning still leading 7-2. 
The Gents scored two runs in 
the sixth inning. Kubik reached 
on a single and Rathbun on a 
fielders choice. Both scored on an 
error. CENTENARY made their 
big come back in the seventh 
inning scoring ten runs. Stacey 
Burt walked and Harwell 
reached on a single: Kubik hit a 
double driving in them both. 
Goldman walked and Crone 
reached when he was hit by the 
ball loading the bases. Williams 
singled and drove in Goldman 




Gents show plenty of action on the field. Photo by Chris Murphy 



Gents Lead TAAC inTalent Rating 

With th*» r>nllc«jiato h-jcL-otKoll 14 O Mnrlhaict I n».:»:, <vr n ^. . i ■ . ™ V^_-^ 



With the collegiate basketball 
season just four weeks away 
from tipoff, the Centenary Gents 
have been tabbed as the team 
with the most talent in the Trans 
America Athletic Conference. 

Out of 276 major college 
basketball teams, the Gents were 
ranked 140th with a 21.2 rating. 
Six of their opponents were given 
a higher rating. At the top of the 
list is Cal-State Fullerton with a 
37.1 rating, followed by SMU at 



34.0, Northeast Louisiana 27.9. 
Kansas State 25.2, Arizona State 
25.0, and Louisiana Tech 23.2. 

In the TAAC, Arkansas-Little 
Rock was second, behind Cen- 
tenary, with a rating of 18.5. 
followed by Houston-Baptist at 
18.2, Samford 17.4, Mercer 15.5, 
Hardin-Simmons 15.3, Georgia 
Southern 13.7. and Northwestern 
State 12.8. 

"I don't really put a lot of 
emphasis in those preseason 
rankings,' ' head coach Tommy 



Canterbury said. That stuff is for 
the press. I know we are going to 
have a good team and I hope 
they're right. Our league is going 
to be very competitive this year 
from top to bottom." 

"There has never been a team 
picked to win the league when the 
tournament championship in 
March, so you never know." 
Canterbury added. "We have 
three starters returning and that 
should be a plus in our favor." 

After one week of preseason 



drills, the Gents have been 
bothered by nagging injuries. 
Vance Hughes, a part-time 
starter last year, underwent knee 
surgery last spring, and he is not 
at full speed. In addition, the 
Gents will redshirt Joe 
Beaubouef, a 6-foot-ll sophomore 
center, while Eric Woodard is 
recovering from orthoscopic 
knee surgery he had two weeks 
ago. and he's not expected back 
until the third week in November. 
Centenary's Mr. Everything, 



Willie Jackson, has been looking 
good in practice, as have the 
Gents' three newcomers. 
Reginald Mosby (6-1 guard*. 
Andrew Dewberry (6-3 guard 1 , 
and Michael Bell (6-5 forward'. 
With seven returning lettermen 
and three starters back from last 
year, coach Canterbury has been 
able to spend a lot of time with 
the newcomers, teaching them 
his system, and that in itself 
should bring them along quicker 



Soccer Team Looking to Secure Winning Season 



Despite playing their best tenary College soccer team failed 
^roe of the season, the Cen- in its bid to upset Northeast 



Louisiana at the Centenary 
Soccer Field Sundav afternoon. 




Soccer team is looking good as they practice. Photo by Jim Ogden. 



losing to the nationally ranked 
Indians 2-1 in overtime. 

The Gents, now 8-7 on the 
season, play two games this week 
ending the regular season, facing 
Millsaps College at 5 p.m., 
Friday in Monroe, and Arlington 
Baptist at 3 p.m., Saturday at the 
Centenary Soccer Field. 

Agaiast Northeast, the Gents 
took the lead 23 minutes into the 
first half when Jeff Foster scored 
on a nice volley from Scott 
Davidson. NLU scored four 
minutes later when Pedro 
Barrios scooted one past Gent 
goalie Mark Knepper to tie the 
game at one all. 

In the second half, neither 
team could knock one in the net, 
sending the game into overtime, 
when NLU's Mohammad 
Ghazizadeh scored 7:23 into the 
first OT period, giving Northeast 
the one-point victory. Neither 
team could score in the final OT. 

"We played with so much 
character today," head coach 



Glen Evans said of the one-point 
loss. "We ran out of bodies in the 
final half. We were only able to 
suit up 14 today, and that hurt us 
badly in the final minutes." 

Northeast entered Sunday's 
contest ranked seventh in the 
midwest region. The loss was the 
Gents first at home this year 
giving them a 4-1 record. Goalie 
Mark Knepper played an out- 
standing game recording 16 
saves in the contest. 

After 15 games, sophomore 
striker Jeff Foster leads the tearr 
with 11 goals and eight assists 
for a total of 30 points. Jay Po*s 
a senior forward, has kicked in 
eight goals and has two assists 
for 18 points, while halfback Seoct 
Davidson has four goals and :\v > 
assists for 10 points. 

Knepper is doing a fine jt* .i: 
goalie, where he is giving up '. t> 
goals per game. As a team, the 
Gents are scoring 2.6 goals per 
game, while their opponents .ire 
averaging 1.9 goals per contest 



Page 12— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, October 27, 1983 




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at the SUB 



SGA and SAAC present a night of insanity, 
October 31. Films begin at 11:00 p.m. with 
"The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and 
immediately following it we will present 
"Shock Treatment", the continuation of 
"Rocky Horror." Admission is free if you 
are dressed in a costume, other wise 
admission is $1. 




1st prize for best costume — $25 

2nd prize -$15 

3rd prize -$10 
Drawings for other prizes will be throughout the 
night. Refreshments will be provided. 





THE 



CCNG10HEE4IE 



November 3, 1983 



Shreveport, Louisiana 



Vol. 78, No. 11 



President Webb Honored— Toastmaster's Award 



by Tom Ufert 

On Friday, October 28, 1983, 
Dr. Donald Webb received the 
Toastmasters Communication 
Award. The seven Toastmasters 
Clubs in the Shreveport-Bossier 
area presented Dr. Webb with 
this award based upon his 
communication services to the 
community. The award is given 
to a citizen of our community who 
is a non-member of the Toast- 
masters Club and displays 
outstanding leadership in writing 
and speaking skills. The recipient 
must be an outstanding leader in 
his field and must be willing to 
accept it. 

The Toastmasters Clubs are an 



international non-profit 
educational association with over 
100,000 members in more than 40 
countries. Started by Ralph 
Smedly about 50 years ago, the 
organization's main goal is to 
improve the communication 
skills of its members and to 
encourage those people in society 
who have acquired good com- 
munication skills. Through the 
3,000 international clubs, the 
Toastmasters have helped more 
than one million people to im- 
prove reading, writing, speaking, 
and listening skills. 

In recent years the presidents 
of the seven clubs have met and 
chosen a member of the com- 



munity that they think has shown 
an outstanding ability to com- 
municate with other people. This 
year, considering his numerous 
speaking engagements on and off 
campus, the seven local 
presidents chose Dr. Webb for his 
natural talent to communicate 
well with people. They were also 
impressed with Dr. Webb's 
ability to work with so many 
different groups as President of 
the college and do a fairly good 
job in keeping them satisfied. 

The Conglomerate staff takes 
this time to pay homage to a truly 
outstanding member of the 
Centenary family and the 
Shreveport-Bossier community. 



Nineteen Centenary- 
Students Make WTio's Who 



The 1984 edition of Who's Who 
Among Students in American 
Universities and Colleges will 
include the names of 19 students 
from Centenary College who 
have been selected as national 
outstanding campus leaders. 

They include Todd Allen An- 
ders, Diane Mirvis Fowler, 
Pauline E. Greve, Lisa King, and 
Karen J. Klusendorf, all of 
Shreveport; Kevin William 
Murphy of Bossier City; Alan 



Dale Strange of Haughton; 
Karen Ruth Armstrong of 
Stillwater, Okla; Thurndotte B. 
Baughman of Cleveland, Mo.; 
Lisa Rene Chaisson of Scott, La. ; 
Kelly Jean Crawford of 
Richardson, Texas; John Ray 
Dupuy of New Orleans; Nancy 
Kay Fox of Baker, La. ; Nancy L. 
Jones of Kenner, La., Madeline 
C. Montgomery of Dallas, Texas; 
Carole Lee Powell of Little Rock; 
Dawn Suzanne Sikes of Gretna, 
and Madelyn Claire Wiegand of 



Jennings, La. 

The students were selected 
based on their academic 
achievement, service to the 
community, leadership in ex- 
tracurricular activities, and 
potential for continued success. 
They join an elite group of 
students selected from more than 
1500 institutions of higher lear- 
ning in all 50 states, the District 
of Columbia, and several foreign 
nations. 



Inside: TAAC Championships 

p. 4 

Special Condensed Version 

Of The Conglomerate! 
Easy Reading For Everyone! 




President Webb, Toastmaster Award recipient 

Bishop To Speak At 
Centenary Convocation 



Dr. John Wesley Hardt, Bishop 
of the Oklahoma Conference of! 
the United Methodist Church, 
will speak at Centenary College's 
Convocation Thursday, Nov, 10, 
at 11:00 a.m. in Kilpatrick 
Auditorium. The event, under the 
auspices of the Willson Lecture 
Series, is free and open to the 
public. 

Author of Not the Ashes, But 
the Fire, Bishop Hardt holds 
degrees from Lon Morris 
College, Southern Methodist 
University, and Perkins School of 
Theology. He has done graduate 
work at Vanderbilt University 
and Union Theological Seminary 



and holds honorary degrees from 
Southwestern University at 
Georgetown, Texas, and 
Oklahoma City University. 

He has served churches 
throughout East Texas and in 
Houston before being elected to 
the Episcopacy. He and his wife 
travel extensively visiting 
Methodist mission work in Asia, 
South America, and Africa. 

Two of their four children - 
John S. Hardt and Joe Hardt - are 
graduates of Centenary. 

For more information, contact 
Robert Ed Taylor, Chaplain of 
the College, 869-5281. 



Pacesetters Election 



Pacesetters is an honor 
sponsored annually by the 
yearbook. Fourteen juniors- 
seniors and two faculty members 
are selected for their con- 
tribution to the school through 
leadership, scholastic 
achievement, and service. The 
Lady and Gent are a senior 
woman and a senior man who 
have made the largest con- 
tribution to Centenary 
throughout their years at school. 
On Monday, November 7 
students will nominate 14 Junior 



and Seniors for Pacesetters. 
Nominations will occur in the 
lobby of Hamilton Hall during 
lunch and dinner hours. From 
these nominations the top 25 
names will be placed on the final 
election ballot. Final elections 
will be Tuesday, November 8 — 
same place, same time. Please 
come cast your vote. 

Thank you, 
Dawn Sikes 
SGA Elections Chairperson 



Page 2— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, November 3, 1983 



LETTERS 



Senate Minutes 






Dear Editor: 

I'm disappointed that the result 
of the woman's flag football 
championship game was not 
reported in last week's , 
"Conglomerate." The Sexton 
Fun Bunch defeated Chi Omega 
26-7. 

Sexton Football Player 

Dear Editor: 

Why haven't the hedges around 
Haynes Gym been trimmed 
lately? One can't walk around the 
left side of the gym without 
getting hit by the bush or tripped 
by the vines. I think something 
should be done — and soon. 

Vine Victim 



Dear Editor, 

As to the outcome of the La. 
Governor's race I would like to 
quote Edgar Allan Poe, "I have 
sometimes amused myself by 
endeavoring to fancy what would 
be the fate of any individual 
gifted, or rather accursed, with 
an intellect very far superior to 
that of his race. Of course, he 
wouldn't be conscious of his 
superiority; nor could he (if 
otherwise constituted as man is) 
help manifesting his con- 
sciousness. Thus he would make 
himself enemies at all points. 



And since his opinions and 
speculations would widely differ 
from those of all mankind— that 
he would be considered a mad- 
man, is evident. How horribly 
painful such a condition! Hell 
could invent no greater torture 
than that of being charged with 
abnormal weakness on account 
of being abnormally strong." So 
let us be connected with For- 
tunator. Buried alive, no chance. 
Well, anyway it's great to have 
Buddy Leach back in office, I 
needed a boost in my income. 

Name withheld by request so you 
need not know it. 



Dear Editor: 

I would like to congratulate you 
and your staff for the excellent 
job you are doing on the 
CONGLOMERATE. This year's 
CONGLOMERATE has been a 
pleasure to read not only because 
of the variety of topics you have 
dealt with but also because the 
newspaper has printed a broad 
spectrum of views. Although you 
have had many good features, I 
particularly enjoyed your recent 

"East Meets West and Vice 

Versa." 



Sincerely, 
Arnold M. Penuel 
Professor of Spanish 



by Clay Robertson 

This column represents a 
reporting of the Senate meeting 
of November 1, 1983 and should 
not be considered the official 
minutes of the Senate. 

The Senate meeting of 
November 1 was called to order 
by President Thurndotte Baugh- 
man at 11:10 a.m., and the 
previous meeting's minutes were 
approved thereafter. Treasurer 
Diane Fowler reported that a 
tremendous amount of money 
was being saved, thanks to the 
new movie arrangement, and 
that the bill for the student 
typewriters was $1234.35. 
Secretary Carolyn Benham 
announced that the S.G.A. T- 
shirts had arrived, which excited 
a joy akin to that of Christmas 
from officers and senators alike. 

President Baughman an- 
nounced that the S.G.A. team had 
won the $50 first prize in the Food 
Fight and asked for suggestions 
as to how the money should be 
spent. Various suggestions, 
ranging from Senator Susan 
Scott's idea of buying a keg and 
having a party to Vice President 
Alyce Boudreaux's idea of 
donating the money to charity, 
were heard from the floor. 
Eventually the Senate decided to 
have a pizza party with the 
money. 



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The Senate then heard from its 
Standing Committees on En- 
tertainment and Forums, and its 
Ad Hoc Committees on the 
Housing Situation and the Media 
By-law Revision. Entertainment 
Chairman Michael Hayes 
reported that invitations to Fall 
Ball were about to be sent out and 
announced the movies for 
November. Carole Powell, of the 
Forums Committee, reported 
that the Julia Lesage forum 
would cost $400 and requested a 
check for that amount. On the 
housing situation, Senator Laura 
Echols reported that her survey 
of seniors and juniors, regarding 
their feelings on senior housing, 
received only 25 percent replies, 
and plans were discussed for 
increasing the percentage of 
responses. Regarding the new 
media by-law, Senator Matt 
Robinson presented the ad hoc 
By-Law Revision Committee's 
proposal. The revised by-law 
would make all media heads 
report to the Senate at regular 
media sessions and make the 
media staffs responsible, in 
writing, for any budget deficits. 
After some debate, regarding the 
means of enforcement of such a 
by-law, the Senate passed the by- 
law revision. 

Under "Old Business," the 
Senate heard about the student 
typewriters, the LSU'S- 
Centenary intramural football 



game, and about long distance 
telephoning. Senator Bob 
Thomas requested help from the 
Senate in helping put up sound- 
proofing in the Library study 
room where the typewriters will 
be put. Senator Ron Whitler 
announced that a tentative date 
of November 18 had been set for 
the intramural football game 
with LSUS. Senator Mary Ann 
Minniear reported that M.C.I, 
could mean a savings on long 
distance calls to students but 
M.C.I, would require the use of a 
push button telephone dial or an 
adapter. 

Under "New Business," the 
Senate discussed the putting up 
of directional signs on 1-20 for the 
college, and the fate of Publicity 
Committee Chairman Mitch 
Pengra. On the first matter of 
business, since Centenary is not a 
state school, the college would 
have to pay for such signs which 
could only be acquired at great 
expense. The Senate then, 
following several expressions of 
dissatisfaction over Publicity 
Chairman Pengra's per- 
formance, passed a motion by 
Vice President Alyce Boudreaux 
to find a new publicity chairman. 
It was then decided to, pay Mitch 
Pengra for the time served as 
publicity chairman. 

The Senate meeting of 
November 1, 1983 was adjourned 
at 12:08 p.m. 



Words from Wonderland 



by Betsy Camp 

How many times have you 
heard this: "Win a free--. Enter 
now ! " Have you ever entered one 
of these contests? You probably 
have. Have you ever won? I 
doubt it. Most people don't even 
know someone who has won a 
contest. I've got quite a few 
questions about contests. And, as 
usual, I've got a few answers, 
too. 

Who makes up contests? I've 
heard that there is a group of 
people, living in abandoned mine 
shafts, who spend every waking 
hour devising rules and 
regulations for games and 
contests. Among this group, 
there is an inner party of elders 
who invent the actual contests. 
They're a deeply religious group, 
led by a woman known as the 
"Great Sweepstakes." Chances 
are 4,000,000 to 1 that you will 
ever meet her. 

Who enters contests? 
Everyone. If you've never sent in 



your "Publisher's Clearing 
House" entry form, then you've 
probably called a radio station to 
try and win an album. If the 
album was given to the fifth 
caller, you were most likely the 
fourth. Or, the lines were busy 
and you never got through to the 
DJ. Did you ever stop to think 
about the possibility that there 
were 200 "fourth" callers? 

Now we arrive at the big 
question: who wins contest? I 
have come to believe that all 
contest winners are pre-selected. 
Preselected at birth that is. 
When certain persons are born, 
their names are written in a 
special "Winners Ledger" and 
the exact nature and date of the 
contest they are to win is in- 
scribed next to their names. It 
might look something like this: 
Karen Mulling 
March 17, 1987 
MTV One Night Stand 

Most of the people in this book 
come from small, Midwestern 



towns which no one has ever 
heard of. They are non-descript 
people, and often fade into the : 
background in social situations, j 
This is why neither you nor your 
friends will ever win a contest. : 

The last question is hard to : 
answer. How do I win a contest? 
Well, first of all, if your name 
isn't written in the ledger, and 
you aren't related to the "Great 
Sweepstakes," your chances are 
slim. You could, however, try 
entering as many times as is 
humanly possible. Or enter only 
once. There's always some geek 
who wins by sending in one 
postcard on the last possible day. 
Why not try a jamming device for 
phone-in contests? Just block all 
other calls until you win. 

There is absolutely no chance 
of winning either the 
"Publisher's Clearing House" or 
"Reader's Digest" sweepstakes. 
These winners are chosen by the 
kid who beat you up in second 
grade. Happy Birthday, Bro. 



GREET IBEaVIF 



Theta Chi 

We are pleased to announce the 
addition of yet two more pledges, 
Mac Putnam and Patrick Sewell. 
And we are also pleased to an- 
nounce that intramural 
volleyball is going very well, 
thank you, after soundly 
defeating TKE II. As we did in 
football, we will continue to 
display our amazing athletic 
ability. 

We are eagerly looking for- 
ward to the upcoming Theta Chi 
Parent's Weekend this Saturday. 
Red Death will not be served. 

The Chi-0 Pumpkin caroling 
was a hoot (Chi Theta?) and the 
ZTA seranade was certainly 
spirited last Sunday night. 

Zeta Tau Alpha 

When our Pledge Class throws 
a party, they really throw a 
party! We had an awsome 
Halloween party last Sunday! 
Gordon, thanks for building the 
bonfire even though most of us 
never got to see it. We were all 
surprised at who our Pumpkin 
Pals were. Congratulations to Dr. 
Webb for the prestigious award 
he received. We appreciate the 
Pumpkin Carols that the Chi 
Omegas sang to us. Teke 
Graveyard really raised our 
"spirits." Jami Garroutte is 
engaged; best wishes, Jami. 
Congratulations to Claire 
Weigand for being elected into 
Omicron Delta Kappa, and to 
Nancy Fox and Cass Hall for 
being elected to Who's Who. 
Emily Canter won yet another 



award for her outstanding hor- 
semanship. The Zeta volleyball 
team is out in full force, so you 
other teams had better watch 
out! We can't wait for another 
outstanding P. J. Party. Au 
revoir until next week.... 
Kappa Alpha 

Well, this week was just a tad 
bit more exciting than Dullsville. 
This past week marked the 
sensational return of "pink 
slips." If you didn't get a chance 
to obtain one of these, we have 
the names of the girls who wear 
them. KA-1 volleyball is batting 
.500 with an almost one win and 
one loss record. The Alkies have 
a perfect record with no wins and 
two losses. Onward through the 
fog, guys. Keep your eyes peeled 
for our "quarter reeb" an- 
nouncements for tonight. A few 
KA's kept the electricity from 
being cut off by giving blood for a 
small price this past week. The 
rest of the chapter are 
hemopheliacs or something like 
that. Next week we are giving the 
shirts off our backs since the 
sandbag market isn't booming. 
The KA's are sponsoring a 
spaghetti dinner at Mama Mia's 
one week from Saturday. Tickets 
and information regarding the 
dinner will be available soon. We 
enjoyed the Halloween carols by 
the Zetas and the Chi-os last 
Sunday. All you girls looked 
really great in your best dressed 
outfits. The KA's are discussing 
an annual cockroach race but 
plans for the stadium are sket- 
chy. We will talk at you next 



week so hang in there and take it 
like a student. I have neither 
given nor received any 
unauthorized aid on this article, 
nor have I seen anyone else do so. 

Kappa Sigma 

A good week was had by all. 
The big event was beating the 
Buffaloes (boom-boom?) in the 
championship football game. 
Once again this motly crew is on 
its way to winning the Sweep- 
stakes trophy. 

Another highlight was our 
Halloween Party given by our 
little sisters. Great job girls and 
thanks for everything. By the 
way Mike, how many crests does 
that make? After Halloween 
Party we are anxiously waiting 
for Pajama Party. We also can't 
wait to see who wins the best and 
worst beard contest. As of now it 
looks like Danny T. is winning in 
some areas. Go for it Peeler! 

For the most part things are 
pretty normal, but rumor has it 
that Mark Moates is going to try 
out for choir. Mark has diligently 
been practicing in the Cline court 
yard from 12 noon to 12 midnight. 
Good luck Mark M. We'll miss 
you on weekends. 

As for the tennis boys, they did 
a great job in their last tour- 
nament. Good job Gargoyle, 
Woof, and Livesay. That's about 
it for this week. A. E. 

P. S Floyd R.... Thanks for the 
wonderful test. 

Love, 

Scotty, Barry, Ron V. 

Odd 




Saturday — Animal House 
Monday - War of the Worlds 

Wednesday — Monty Python and the Holy Grail 



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Thursday, November 3, 1983— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 3 

Sub Scoop 



By the time you read this Joy 
and I will be taking in the sights 
and sounds (not to mention the 
fatten food) of New Orleans. But 
I'm confident that you can watch 
over Shreveport for us. 

I want to thank everyone for 
making "Rocky Horror" a 
screaming success. As a first 
timer to the movie, I never 
dreamed a movie could be so 
radical. I hope everyone enjoyed 
the movie and all the other 
goodies. Congrats go to Bruce 
Allen for winning first prize for 
best costume. He made his grand 
entrance dressed as Louisiana's 
favorite crustation, the crawfish. 
He did have to fight off those 
whom had the look of etouf fee in 
their eyes. Also a big thank you to 
Gary Hall for the "Rocky" 
memorabilia! 



Don't forget the Leisure 
Learning make-over course in 
James Lobby, Monday, 
November 7, at 7:00. Rex Davis 
of Studio One will turn one of 
Centenary's coeds into a new 
woman. Be on hand to see the 
transformation. 

November 21 is the date of the 
M-TV dance in the Coffeehouse. 
Come dressed as your favorite 
video artist. Prizes for best 
costume will be given away. 

Be prepared... MASH, the 
movie, is going to be shown on 
Channel 3, November 13 at 11:00. 
Meet in the Coffeehouse to see all 
of your favorite characters. 

That's all for this week. Just 
remember only 21 days until 
Thanksgiving. Until next 
week...Les bonne temps! 



Around Town 



by 
Tina Hackett 
Larry Morse 

Are you tired of eating out 
every Sunday night? Do you wish 
you could cook a little something 
in the privacy of your own dorm 
room? If so, Safeway and a hot 
pot are the answer for you. 

We discovered that for only a 
couple of dollars you can enjoy 
one of many boil-n-bag dinners. 
Yes, its true, and they are really 
out of this world! Kor instance, if 
you are watching your weight, 
you can choose a "Lean Cuisine" 
dinner. The variety includes 
glazed chicken, chicken and 



vegetables, spagetti and meat 
sauce, and beef oriental. If you 
happen to have a toaster oven, be 
sure to try the zucchini lasagna, 
or one of the baked fish dinners. 
The "Jolly Green Giant" has also 
come up with some easy meals to 
prepare. He too has some special 
low calorie yummies, the best 
being the chicken chow mein. 
"Green Giant" has even devised 
a steak and mashed potatoe 
dinner in a bag. 

So next Sunday, why go out on 
the town when you can go 
"AROUND TOWN" to the 
grocery store. We think this is a 
really great change from the 
usual routine. 



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Soccer Team In TAAC Championships 



The pairings for the 1983 Trans 
America- Athletic Conference 
western division soccer cham- 
pionships have been released by 
Bob Vanatta, TAAC Com- 
missioner. Centenary, the 
number three seed, will meet 
Hardin-Simmons, seeded 
number two, at 2 p.m., November 
4, in Houston. Houston Baptist, 



seeded first, will meet Nicholls 
State, seeded fourth, in the first 
game at 11 a.m. 

The championship game will 
be played at 2 p.m., Saturday. 
There will be no third place 
game, unless both teams by 
mutual agreement want to play. 
The winner of the western 
division meets the winner of the 



Intramural Volleyball Schedule 


Nov. 3 

7:00 
8:00 
9:00 


Men 

OX-KA 
NADS-ROTC 


Women 
ZTA-Chi-0 1 
ZTA-Faculty 
CHOR-CSCC 


Nov. 7 

6:00 
7:00 
8:00 
9:00 


Alies-Faculty 
ROTC-TKE II 
TTown-OX 
Buff-CHOR 


Chi-0 1-Ladies 
PE-Chi-0 II 
CHOR-FAC 


Nov. 8 

7:00 
8:00 
9:00 


KA-TKE I 
NADS-Sig II 


Ladies-CSCC 
CHOR-PE 
SEX-Chi-0 1 


Nov. 9 

7:00 
8:00 
9:00 


Sig I-TKE I 

TTown-ROTC 

FAC-CHOR 


FAC-CHI-0 II 

ZTA-PE 

SEX-CHOR 


Nov. 10 

7:00 
8:00 
9:00 


Buff-ALKIEs 
Sig II-OX 
NADS-KA 


ZTA-Chi-0 II 

ZTA-CSCC 

FAC-SEX 


Nov. 14 

6:00 
7:00 
8:00 
9:00 


Sig I-Fac 
ROTC-OX 
Buff-TKE I 
NADS-TKE Ii 


CSCC-FAC 
Chi-0 1-Chi-0 II 


Nov. 15-17 

Playoffs 
*A11 games will be played in Haynes Gym. 



eastern division at 2 p.m., Nov. 
12, at the site of the eastern 
division winner. 

In the eastern division Georgia 
State takes on Samford at 11 
a.m., while Mercer University 
meets Georgia Southern in the 
second game at 2 p.m. Both 
games will be held in Atlanta at 
Georgia State. 

The Gents ended their season 
last Saturday with a 10-0 victory 
over Arlington Baptist. Now 9-8-0 
on the season, the Gents face an 
uphill battle against Hardin- 
Simmons. The Cowboys are 
ranked eighth in the midwest 



Gents Finish Third in TAAC Cross Country 



Bill Jones ran his best race of 
the season at the right time, 
placing eighth and earning All- 
Trans America Athletic honors in 
the TAAC Cross Country 
Championships Saturday mor- 
ning in Natchitoches, La. 

As a team the Gents Cross 
Country team came up four 
points shy of Georgia State, 
finishing third with 72 points, 
compared to 68 for Georgia State. 
Houston Baptist, as expected, 
won the TAAC title easily with a 
low score of 18 points. 

Northwestern finished fourth 

I Love You Cindy! 

Yes Centenary-We 

are getting 

married. 



with 91 points, followed by 
Nicholls State with 149, Samford 
153, Georgia Southern 202. 
Arkansas-Little Rock 236. 
Mercer 253, and Hardin-Simmons 
285. 

The Gents ran two freshman. 
John Wanat who finished 21st 
with a time of 34:50 and Tony 
Rodio who placed 36 with a time 
of 37:16. Watkins, only a 
sophomore, was 11th with a time 
of 33:01 and David Bellar, a 
junior, finished 12 with a time of 
33:02. 



region and are 8-5-3 on the year. 
Last year, the Cowboys downed 
Centenary 3-0. 

"We don't know a thing about 
them," head coach Glenn Evans 
said. "I know they play a control 
slow down type game as opposed 
to a hurry up style. We are going 
to try and get healthy." 

"We haven't used Jack Conner 
since last Thursday," Evans 
added. "That's six days, and 
Doug Crone has a bothersome 
ankle that has been giving him a 
hard time. We are not going to 
change anything now. After 17 
games we will try to adapt as the 



game is in progress. 

The Gent kickers will be led by 
strikers Jeff Foster and Jay 
Poss. Foster has scored 36 points 
and Poss has added 24 points. 
Halfback Scott Davidson, the 
captain of the team, has scored 12 
points. 

Mark Knepper will start at 
goalie for the Gents. Knepper is 
giving up only 1.5 points per 
game. He has 75 saves against 
113 shot at goal for a .664 
average. The freshman from 
Shreveport has recorded six 
shutouts this year. 



Foster Leads Gents 



—Sophomore striker Jeff 
Foster scored his second hat 
trick of the season Saturday 
afternoon, as the Centenary 
soccer team defeated Arlington 
Baptist 10-0. 

—The win gave the Gents a 
record of 9-8 heading into the 
Trans America Athletic Con- 
ference Divisional Soccer 
Championships, to be held at 
Houston Baptist, November 4-5. 
Along with Centenary and 
Houston Baptist, Hardin- 
Simmons and Nicholls State will 
also compete for the divisional 
title. 

—Foster scored the opening 
goal on an assist by John Graham 



1:10 into the game. His second 
and third goals came in the final 
half, the first at 49:49 on an assist 
by Doug Crone and the second 
77 : 13 on a solo shot the length of 
the field. 

—Senior striker Jay Poss also 
added two goals and two assists 
for the winning team. Steve 
Sanguinetti also added two goals, 
Scott Davidson scored once, as 
did Crone and Graham. 

—Sunday, Houston Baptist and 
Northeast Louisiana will meet at 
2 p.m., in a battle for Midwest 
Regional rankings. HBU is 
ranked sixth and NLU is ranked 
seventh. 

The TAAC soccer cham- 



pionships will be divided into two 
divisions: East and West. On 
November 5 for the West division 
will be Houston Baptist 
University vs. Nicholls State at 
11:00 and Hardin Simmons vs. 
Centenary at 2: 00. The winners of 
these games will play Nov. 6 at 
Houston Baptist. The East 
division will be Georgia State vs. 
Samford at 11 :00, and Mercer vs. 
Georgia South at 2:00. The 
winners will play Nov. 6 at 
Georgia State. The East and 
West champions will battle for 
the TAAC Championship on Nov. 
12 at 2:00 at the site of the 
Eastern division winner. 




Centenary's Cross Country team. 
Joyner, David Watkins. front row — 



from left-right: back row — David Bellar, Brian Dempsey, Nathan 
John Wanat, Tony Rodeo, Bill Jones. 



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(November 10, 1983 



Shreyeport, Louisiana 



Vol. 78, No. 12 



Indian Art Exhibited at Meadows 



During the month of Novem- 
ber, the Shreveport community 
will be celebrating an American 
Indian Art Festival. Perhaps you 
have seen, throughout the city, 
brown banners and posters ad- 
vertising the event. The festival 
officially began on October 28, in 
the Barnwell Art Center at a 
reception and exhibition spon- 
sored by the Shreveport Regional 
Arts Council. The purpose of this 
festival is to focus attention on 
the Indians of south-east 
America. Our campus art center, 
Meadows Art Museum, has 
recently obtained its own exhibit 
of Indian Art. The exhibit, 
collected by Quintus and Mary 
Herrin, was borrowed from the 
Museum of Red River in Idabel, 
Oklahoma. 

The exhibit includes Indian art 
from all the major Indian 
cultures in America. The Eskimo 
display contains ivory and 
soapstone carvings, and articles 
of hand weaving. With the In- 
dians exhibit on the Great Plains, 
one learns a great deal about this 
group's culture. These Indians, 
typically associated with 
Western films, were ironically 
simple Indians until the horse 
was introduced by the Spanish 
conquistidores of the Southwest. 
However, once the Indians 
became a nomadic people their 
culture was forced to change. 
They were forced to make ob- 
jects that were easily tran- 
sportable such as light hides, 
bags for supplies, bead work and 
other objects for self-adornment. 
It is interesting to note that the 
hides and leather pieces of 



clothing are covered with fringe 
for a specific purpose. These 
objects, including the colorful 
feathered head dresses ex- 
pressed mobility. The fringe and 
the feathers while motionless, 
appeared dead. However, as the 
Indians galloped through the 
plains these added special effects 
gave the Indians an appearance 
of flight. 

Also included in this exhibit are 
artifacts from local and regional 
groups such as the Caddoans and 
Missippians. The pieces of art for 
this group are mostly pre-contact 
with the white man and some are 
even pre-historic. It includes fine 
pottery that was fired yet un- 
glazed. The pottery was polished 
with stones to give it an ap- 
pearnce of glazing yet they are 
known not to have glazed any of 
their pottery. 

The most artistic group in- 
cluded in the exhibit is the North- 
west Coast Culture. These In- 
dians lived from northern 
California to Alaska. This culture 
was the only group of North 
American Indians to make totem 
poles or have hired artists. 
Powerful chiefs would sponsor 
artists and commission them to 
create fine works of art for their 
personal use. Some of the tribes 
included in this section include 
the Nootka, Tlingit, Salish, and 
the Haida; to mention only a few. 
The Southwest Indians, famous 
for their impressive cliff 
dwellings and pottery, are also 
included in the Meadows exhibit. 
Two interesting sections of this 
group's art reflect the un- 
mistakable abilitv of the 



American Indians to create 
artwork of craftsmenship 
quality. One tribe in the South- 
west, the Mimbres, would bury 
pottery with their dead. 
However, the interesting 
characteristic of this pottery is 
the small hole in the bottom of 
each piece. This was done to 
"kill" the piece so that it would 
be acceptable for the dead. Also 
included in this particular section 
is a piece of Indian art by Maria. 
Well, for most of us in- 
experienced Indian art ap- 
preiators, that doesn't mean 
anything. Maria Martinez of San 
Ildefonso Pueblo became famous 
because of her intriguing 
polished black pottery. She would 
take her material and mix it with 
manure to give it the right 
chemical qualities under the 
right conditions to create a black 
tint. Her artwork now is very 
popular and regularly sells for 
thousands of dollars. 

The last group included are the 
Woodlands Indians of Northeast 
America. These were the Indians 
generally associated with the 
early colonists. They made some 
astonishing leather bead pieces 
and some outstanding artifacts of 
basket-weaving. 

This exhibit, for CP credit is 
one of outstanding quality and 
exceptional talent. It portrays an 
aspect of Indian Culture that is 
rarely seen or even noticed. If 
one wants to see a rare collection 
of artifacts from a consistantly 
mis-understood race, this exhibit 
is without question, your best bet. 
-Meadows Museum is open 
Tues.-Fri. from 1-5 p.m. 




Indian art exhibit 



Photo by Chris Murphy 



Seniors Arriving For 
Scholarship Day 



Inside : 



Final Exams 
Schedule P. 5 



Additional 

Interims 

P.4 

Housing Survey 

Information 

P.4 



As usual there is something 
anew in the air at Centenary. This 
year for the first time the 
Centenary Admissions and 
Financial Aid departments are 
sponsoring "Scholarship Day." 
For many years the 
administration has been eager to 
attempt this unique approach at 
encouraging prospective college 
students to look at Centenary. 
Over the past two months, John 
Lambert and his staff have been 
busy mailing out forms and 
preparing for November 11, 1983. 

Starting at 8:30 this coming 
Friday, the expected 150-200 
students will be greeted by Dr. 
Webb at Meadows Museum for a 
breakfast reception. Throughout 
the day the high school seniors 
will be ushered on an extensive 
tour of our campus for 
participation in various classes, 
meetings with certain members of 
the faculty, scholarship essay 
competitions, lunch with current 
scholastic residents, small group 
sessions, and an evaluation at the 



end of the day. Over $500,000 will 
be awarded through these 
interviews and competitions 
based upon the students' 
"scholastic achievements and the 
ability to profit from a liberal arts 
education." The students are 
required to have an accumulative 
3.0 high school GPA or higher; a 
minimum 24 ACT or 1100 SAT. The 
scholarships awarded are 
extended for four years provided 
that the recipient maintain a 
minimum 3.0 GPA while at 
Centenary. 

It is good to see 
administration going out 
way to obtain more "fresh , 
for our esteemed college* 
new event appears to 
planned and developed, 
sincerely hoped that the day goes 
well and is successful enough to 
warrant its continuation! It is 
asked that if you happen to meet 
any of the participants, that you 
make them feel at home while 
they are here. Thanks !!! ! 




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IfTTEES 



Dear Editor, 

I would like to ask a question of 
the Student Life Committee — 
"What standard was used in the 
selection of Centenary's 
nominations to Who's Who?" 
Whatever the standard used, I, as 
a student, take exception to 
several of the nominations made, 
not because of the absence of my 
name from the nomination's list, 
but because I feel that certain 
other students were far more 
deserving of such high recognition 
than those chosen. There are 
many nominations which I feel 
are questionable, almost 
laughable. Are these people truly 
deserving of nomination to Who's 
Who? I think not. 

Name Withheld by request 



quite well with lack of noticeable 

student support, and what 

appears to be an unreliable 

reporting staff. 

Congratulations Conglomerate! 

Sincerely, 

Helen Gurley Brown 

Students who misplace or lose 
their ID cards and need 
identification in order to eat in the 
Cafeteria, may obtain a 
temporary meal ticket from the 
Dean of Students' Office — ONE 
TIME ONLY. The temporary 
ticket will be valid for three 
meals. If the original ID is not 
found by expiration of the 
temporary ticket, the students 
must have a new ID made at a 
charge of $5. 



Senate Minutes 



by Clay Robertson 

This column represents a 
reporting of the Senate meeting 
of November 8, 1983, and should 
not be considered the official 
minutes of the Senate. 



Dear Editor, 

I just want to take this 
opportunity to tell you how much I 
think The Conglomerate has 
improved as of late. The quality of 
writing has improved overall; the 
subject matter has become more 
suited to a weekly college 
newspaper; and the general 
appearance of the paper is now 
comparable to any major college 
newspaper. 

I hold you and your staff in high 
regard because you have 
managed to maintain and 
increase the quality of The 
Conglomerate in spite (or possibly 
due to) numerous major staff 
changes. You have also coped 



Correction : 

The Conglomerate wishes to 
apologize for having omitted Cass 
Hall, from Shreveport, from the 
list o' nominations to Who's Who. 

Think about this 

—Keep cool; it will be all one a 
hundred years hence. 

—Ralph Waldo Emerson— 

—Anything for a quiet life. 

—Thomas Heywood— 

—The good and the wise lead quiet 

lives. 

—Euripides— 



THE CONGLOMERATE 

Lea Ann Burelbach 
Editor 

Assistant Editor Lisa Illing 

Business Manager Lynette Pottei 

NewsEditor Tom Ufert 

Features Editor Carole Powell 

Entertainment Editor Mickey Zemann 

Sports Editor Laura Luff 

Distribution Editor Craig Coleman 

Advertising Manager , Emdy Cante 

Chief Photographer Chris Murphy 

Photographers Scott Andrews. Jim Ogden 

Columnists Tina Hackett & Larry Morse, 

Betsy Camp 

Reporters Donald Truitt. Monte Smith 

Darrien Daigle 
sta ff ; . . . Susan LaGrone 

Advisors. ... Janie Flournoy. Dr. Michael Hall. 

Gary West 

Printer The Bossier Tribune 

Publishing Co. 



The Conglomerate is written and edited by the students of 
Centenary College, 2911 Centenary Blvd., Shreveport, LA, 
71134-0188. The views presented are those of the staff and do 
not necessarily reflect administration policies of the college 

The Conglomerate is published on a weekly basis except 
for summer school semesters, holidays, dead week, and 
examination periods. Subscription price is $9 per year. 

The Conglomerate welcomes letters to the editor and other 
contributions, but reserves the right to edit correspondence 
received and reject any and all contributions. Contributions 
become property of The Conglomerate. Letters must be 
accompanied with the name of the author. Deadline for copy 
is Sunday, 6:00 p.m. 



The Senate meeting of 
November 8, 1983 was called to 
order by President Thurndotte 
Baughman at 11:13 a.m. The 
minutes from the previous 
Senate meeting were approved 
following a request by Secretary 
Carolyn Benham that the 
Senators be merciful concerning 
typographical errors. 

The Senate heard from its 
Standing committee on Elections 
and its ad hoc committee on the 
Senior Housing Situation. 
Elections Committee Chair- 
person Dawn Sikes reported on 
the turn-out for Homecoming 
Court elections had been 23 
percent in the preliminary 
election and 37 percent in the 
final balloting, and in Monday's 
Pacesetter election turn-out was 
21 percent. Senator Laura 
Echols, chairperson of the ad hoc 
Senior Housing Situation Com- 
mittee, reported that an article 
on the housing problem was to 
have been in THE 
CONGLOMERATE last week but 
for some reason had not ap- 
peared, delaying her com- 
mittee's work by one week. 

In the second of its special 
"Media Sessions" the Senate 
heard from the heads of the 



various media. YONCOPIN 
editor Dawn Calhoun reported 
that the yearbook was doing well 
financially and on its deadlines. 
Lea Ann Burelbach, editor of 
THE CONGLOMERATE, an- 
nounced that the newspaper's 
salary structure had been 
modified, and that the paper had 
a surplus of $75 for October. Vice 
President Alyce Boudreaux 
questioned last week's four page 
paper which Editor Burelbach 
stated was caused by a lack of 
copy. K.S.C.L. Station Manager 
Betsy Camp reported that the 
station had unexpectedly been 
forced to spend $900, paying off 
the station's old engineer, and 
that the money would be made up 
by cuts in other areas. Camp also 
announced that K.S.C.L. may 
begin giving away concert tickets 
in the near future, which seemed 
to get Treasurer Diane Fowler's 
attention. Brad Hoge, editor of 
PEGASUS, reported that the 
magazine would be forty pages in 
length and 1,000 copies would be 
produced. Editor Hoge also 
reported that a budget deficit 
would exist and be paid for 
through the sale of ad- 
vertisements or donations. 

Under "Old Business" the 
Senate primarily discussed long 
distance telephone service to the 
campus. Senator Mary Anne 
Minniear reported that all long 
distance services required the 
use of a push button phone or an 
adapter. With Dean of Students 



Dick Anders, the Senate 
discussed possible future options 
for Centenary telephone service 
such as modular hook-ups and 
each student purchasing or 
bringing his own phone: Vice 
President Alyce Boudreaux 
termed the modular hook-ups as 
BY. OP.— Bring Your Own 
Phone. An ad hoc committee, 
chaired by Senator Bill Ball, was 
designated to look into the op- 
tions available concerning the 
telephone situation. Tuesday, the 
Senate also tabled discussion 
until a later date on the bleachers 
and the football game with LSU- 
S. Traci Murrell was appointed to 
chair the Publicity Committee, 
following a discussion and vote 
on the nominees. 

Under "New Business" the 
Senate heard from Director of 
Alumni Relations, Nancy P. 
Gerding, on the subject of 
Homecoming and its related 
events. Displaying a tremendous 
level of energy, Mrs. Gerding 
asked the Senate to participate in 
banner and decorating contests 
for cash prizes. A dance, paid for 
by voluntary $30 donation from 
campus organizations, will be 
held in Haynes Gym following the 
game. 

The Senate meeting of 
November 8, 1983 was adjourned 
at 12:27 p.m. 

Editor's note: The article on 
the housing problem was not 
turned in, therefore not printed. 
We regret any cause for delay. 



Words from Wonderland 




by Betsy Camp 

O.K. So, urn, like, I've been 
listening to people talk, you know, 
for, like, the last week, and, uh, 
this is, like, what I heard. 
Actually, I am amazed at the 
quantity of slang expressions that 
are used regularly by college 
students who are being 
"educated'. We use them 
everyday without thinking. But, 
when we speak to people other 
than our fellow students or write 
papers, our vocabulary 

automatically increases. To 
illustrate my point, I have created 
an imaginary student and 
followed him through a typical 
day. 

A Day in the Life of John Doe 

John began his day by speaking 
to his best friend, Jack. 

"What's goin' on? Did you do 
some heavy partyin' last night? 
How's your head? " 

On his way to class, John met 
Dr.X. 



"Good morning, sir... yes, I am 
feeling a little peaked. Some 
friends and I engaged in a little 
fraternity diversion last night and 
I am afraid we used no 
moderation, whatsoever." 

John went to class, and on his 
way to the S.U.B., he encountered 
an attractive female. 

"Hey, woman. You're lookin' 
pretty fine. Whatcha doin' Friday 
night?" 

After being snubbed, John 
moved onto his next class, during 
which he wrote a paper. 
"The unqualified accusation 

made by has little or 

nothing to do with the state of 
affairs in..." 

John then went to the cafeteria 
where he ate a delicious, 
wholesome meal. After eating, he 
went to the Coffeehouse for MTV 
and conversation. 

"This is a killer video, man. 
Check out that blonde chick. Man, 
I'd like to..." 

. Having not noticed that every 
female in the room had left, John 
scanned the area for date 



prospects. Having seen one behind 
the counter, he made his move. 
She appeared to be older, so John 
was cautious in his delivery. 

"Excuse me, but haven't I seen 
you at the museum? You appear 
to be a woman of some taste. May 
I interest you in an evening of 
wine and conversation?" 

Success. John rushed back to 
his room to announce his conquest 
to Jack. 

"Hey, bro. Like I've got one h- 
of a heavy date for this weekend. 
Man she's so fine. I mean, a 
definite 8' 2." 

You see what I mean? John 
made efficient use of two separate 
vocabularies. His rewards were 
many. He got sympathy from * 
teacher, an "A" on a paper, and a 
date with an "older woman". 

All college students tend to 
utilize two vocabularies and those 
who do it effectively can reap 
endless benefits. The only 
problem is that a person may g e 
his vocabularies confused at* 
greet Dr. Webb like this : 
"Hey, bud. Wanna party?" 






Thursday, November It. 1983— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 3 



Lesage speaks on public 
and domestic space 



by Carole Powell 

In the United States today, a 
woman is paid only 59* to every 
dollar earned by a man. This is 
partly due to the division of public 
and domestic space, the subject 
discussed by Julia Lesage, who 
visited Centenary October 30- 
November 2, in Marriage and 
Family class. 

According to Lesage, men have 
been traditionally more active in 
the public sphere, while women 
have been more active in the 
private sphere. This applies even 
when the work performed by the 
sexes is similar. For example, 
women grow gardens while men 
hunt and bring in "prestige" food. 
Women tend the sick at home, but 
men are doctors in the hospitals. 
Although women usually teach 
their children religions, 
preachers, bishops, and other 
members of church hierarchy are 
male. 

The work of the 
private/domestic sphere is unpaid 



labor, performed almost 
exclusively by women and the 
elderly. This work includes not 
only physical labor, such as 
housework, but also mental labor, 
such as "ego tending" — 
monitoring the emotions of others 
in the household, especially 
children and men. An example of 
ego tending cited by Lesage was a 
wife making sure that her 
husband has the largest piece of 
meat for supper when he has had 
a bad day. She also noted that a 
woman must continue to perform 
ego tending if she moves into the 
public sphere in order to avoid 
being labeled "harsh." 

Lesage pointed out that even 
when women do move into the 
public sphere, it is usually into 
jobs in schools, stores, 
restaurants, hospitals, and 
churches — jobs most like those 
found in the domestic sphere. 
These jobs are usually relatively 
low-paying; hence, the female 59< 
to the male dollar. 

Why is it that women seem to be 



Current Events 
On Campus 



DAY EVENT PLACE 

10 Convocation-Bishop Kilpat rick Auditorium 
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M.S.M. 
English films 

Scholarship Day 

S.G.A. Movie 

March of Dimes 
Fall Ball 

Computer Center 
Small Chapel 

Open Ear 
English Films 
R.A. Meeting 

VCR Movie 
Worship 



Kilpatrick Auditorium 
MH114 



TIME 
11:10 a.m. 

5-6 p.m. 
7:30-9:30 p.m. 



Hamilton Lobby, Meadows 8 a.m.-3 p.m. 

Museum 

S.U.B. 



Haynes Gymnasium 
Le Bossier Hotel 

open 
Alpha Chi 

SB 107 
MH114 
SB 109 

Coffee House 
Chapel Steeple 



9:30 p.m. 

8 a.m.-1 p.m. 

9 p.m.-1 a.m. 

2-6 p.m. 
5:30-6:30 p.m. 

6-8:30 p.m. 
£30-9:30 p.m. 
8-10 p.m. 

9:30 p.m. 

10 p.m. 



Custom Art Work 

Mary Hughes 

Licienne Simon 

Fine Art and Calligraphy 

222-2912 



Leonard's Jewelers 

4841 Line Ave. 
(in front of Pier rem on t Mall) 

Fraternity and Sorority 

Jewelry 

Artcarved Class Rings 

Fine Jewelry 

and 
Repair Service 



HOPE 

FOR CHILDREN 

• Brain waves 
are measurable 
at 40 days after 
conception. 




Right To Life 
A Student Funded Ad 



stuck in this domestic rut, even 
when they seek employment? 
Lesage discussed some ideas from 
The Reproduction of Mothering by 
Nancy Chodorow. A girl is fe- 
embedded into the domestic 
sphere via her mother. The bond 
between mother and daughter is 
formed to a great degree by the 
mother teaching the daughter the 
work of the domestic sphere. That 
is how a girl learns to be a girl? 
How does a boy learn to be a boy? 
A boy learns "maleness" by 
hunting, tinkering in the toolshed, 
playing with "the gang", and 
going to ballgames — in other 
words, by doing things outside the 
domestic sphere of his mother and 
sisters. 

Thus, he becomes a public 
person. Hence, he earns his dollar. 




Julie Lesage speaks to Students Photo by Chris Murphy 



Fast For Life 



by Michael Hayes 



Centenary College seems to be 
far removed from the poor, 
undeveloped countries of the 
world where fifteen to twenty 
million people die each year from 
hunger-related causes, but a 
group of concerned students is 
trying to bring the reality of 
starvation a little closer to home. 
November 21st, at 7:30 a.m., a 
group of students will begin a 
twenty-four hour fast for World 
Hunger. Symbolic fasting has 
long been a way to raise 
awareness and spark interest in 
certain issues, and that's what 
these students are hoping to do. It 
doesn't stop there though, 
because these students also want 
to raise money through their 
fasting to support two hunger 
causes: Oxfarm America (an 
international organization with 
hunger projects in Asia, Africa, 



and Latin America), and 
Christian Services (a Shreveport 
organization working to help 
eradicate hunger and poverty 
here in town). The Methodist 
Student Movement is the 
organization sponsoring the 
fast— if you are interested in 
joining in the Fast for World 
Hunger, want to sponsor a faster, 
or just want to know more about 
World Hunger— contact any 
MSM member or Michael Hayes 
(in the Smith Building). 

Think about it: Can you give up 
food for one day, so that others 
may have one day of food? 



The Conglomerate 
needs reporters! 

Interested? 

Reporters receive 

$5 for each article; 

Photographers 

receive $4 for 

each picture 

published. 

Meetings are 

8:00 p.m. on 

Tuesdays. 

Deadline is 6 p.m. 

Sundays. Thanks 

bunches! 




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• Free Pregnancy Testing 

• Unplanned Pregnancy 
Counseling 

• Birth Control 
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Additional Interims Offered 



MUSIC I-99B - MUSIC IN 
AMERICA'S HISTORY 

9:00-12:00 M-F, HB107. 

Enrollment limit: minimum of 
10. 

Instructors: James Ring and 
Gail Odom. 

The purpose of the course is to 
survey and examine the various 
genres of music included in 
America's history - e.g., folk 
hymns. Spirituals, Gospel, 
Dixieland, Blues, Theatrical 
music and Art Music. The course 
will be taught primarily through 
lecture and listening to musical 
works in class. The course will 
emphasize how the musical 
elements of melody, harmony, 



rhythm, form, style, and per- 
formance media are uniquely 
combeined in each of the various 
genres of music studied. 

There will be some outside 
readings, mainly from Gilbert 
Chase's AMERICA'S MUSIC and 
Edwards and Marrocco's MUSIC 
IN THE UNITED STATES. 
Recordings will be selected form 
those available in the music 
library. 

Grade will be determined on 
the basis of short tests and to a* 
lesser degree on attendance. Any 
student may opt to submit a 
report-research paper on the 
music studied for extra credit. 
No prerequisites and open to al) 



students. 

GEOLOGY I-99B - THE SABINE 

UPLIFT, LOUISIANA 

8:00-12:00 M-F, MH116. 

Enrollment limit: 20. 

Instructor: Nolan Shaw. 

An in-depth study of the 
structure, stratigraphy, 
physiography and economic 
importance of the Sabine Uplift 
in northwestern Louisiana. 

Required reading: Grover 
Murray's GEOLOGY OF THE 
ATLANTIC & GULF COASTAL 
PLAINS OF NORTH AMERICA; 
P. B. King's EVOLUTION OF 
NORTH AMERICA; Various 
papers in THE AMERICAN 
ASSOCIATION OF 



PETROLEUM GEOLOGY 
BULLETIN. 



MATHEMATICS I-99A 
MATHEMATICS OF FINANCE 

9:00-12:00 M-F, MH110. 

Enrollment limit: 25. 

Instructor: Betty Speairs. 

Objectives: To provide the 
mathematical background of 
principles involved in finance 
and investments encountered by 
students in business and 
economics courses and to provide 
an opportunity for non-business 
or non-economics majors to gain 
insights into the pragmatic ap- 



plications of mathematics in the 
field of commerce and industry 
(so they will know why the 
computer does some of what it 
does). 

Topics to be covered include 
the application of the theory of 
simple interest, simple discount, 
and compound interest, an- 
nuities, the extinction of debts by 
periodic installments, bonds, and 
depreciation. 

A textbook on Mathematics of 
Investment will be required. 

Prerequisite: two years of high 
school algebra. 



International Studies at London 



"And what should they know of 
England who only England 
know?" 

—Kipling— 

"Tally-ho, God Save the Queen, 
Tea-time and all that rubbish!" 
Centenary students will have ar 
opportunity to study and travel in 
this age-old- country during the 
coming summer. Every summer, 
Centenary and seven other 
universities sponsor study 
sessions in and around London. 
These colleges, all members of 
the Southern College and 
University Union (SCUU), 
participate in the International 
Studies in London program as 
well as the British Studies at 
Oxford and the Oakridge Science 
semester. 

Next Wednesday, November 
11, at 9:20 (M-2) and 10:20 (M-3), 
Dr. Derrick Waller ( the program 



director and a Professor of 
Political Science at Vanderbilt 
University) will present a slide 
presentation and informative 
talk about the SCUU sponsored 
program, International Studies in 
London. The program is divided 
into four different areas of 
international study; Politics of 
Global Interdependance 

(Economics), International 

Trade, International Finance, 
and International Political 
Relations. These courses will be 
conducted at the University of 
London from July 9 to August 17. 
A student attending these 
programs will receive 6 hours of 
credit regardless of major. 

As well as the course itself, 
students will take field trips to 
places such as the Commodities 
Market, Loyd's of London (the 
largest insurance company in the 



world), World Money Center, 
Westminster Hall (the houses of 
the British Parliament) and the 
Museum of London. Aside from 
the field trips, students are 
allowed to take their own 
excursions into the countryside 
on weekends. The course also 
offers 10-15 expert lecturers in 
various fields that the students 
otherwise would not be able to 
hear. 

Every year about 35-40 
students from Centenary, attend 
this program with students from 
other universities in the SCUU 
Consortium ( Vanderbilt, 

Millsaps, Birmingham Southern 
College, the University of the 
South, Southwestern at Memphis, 
Centre College of Kentucky, and 
Fisk University). Further details 
concerning financial cost, 
transportation, lodging, course 



Spring Schedule Available In 

Registrar's Office on Tuesday, Nov. 1 5 

Advising for Pre-registration 

Nov. 15-23 



specifics, etc... will be provided 
by Dr. Waller at his presentation 
next Wednesday in Kilpatrick 
Auditorium at 9 : 20 & 10 :20 a.m. 

The projected International 
Studies in London Program 
schedule is as follows : 
Sunday 8 July — Initial meeting, 
welcome party. Students, faculty 
members and their families, and 
staff members will be 
introduced. 

Monday 9 July — A day of 
orientation, distribution of 
syllabuses, acquisition of 
textbooks, etc. There will be a 
sightseeing tour of London. 

Tuesday 10 July — First meeting 
of classes. 

Monday 13 August — Final 
meeting of classes. 

Tuesday 14 August — 
Examinations. 

Wednesday 15 August — 
Departure. 



Housing Survey 
Reminder 



On October 24th, an SGA 
survey was sent out to on-campus 
Juniors and Seniors about 
housing regulations. The purpose 
of this questionaire was to 
estimate financial loss the 
college would incur if the present 
housing rule (no one can move off 
campus unless it is with parents 
or 22 years of age) was changed 
to state that Seniors would have 
the choice to live on or off 
campus. 

The survey deadline was Oc- 
tober 28th, but only 25 percent 
were returned. Therefore, the 
date has been extended to Nov. 
11. The surveys must be returned 
before these costs can be 
estimated and the change 
proposed to the administration. 
GET INVOLVED and respond by 
sending in your survey to Laura 
Echols (James Annex) or Mary 
Anne Minniear (Hardin). 




TAKE A DAY OFF. . . 

. . .from smoking. Join the Great American 

Smokeout on Thursday, November 17. Millions of 

Americans across the country will make a fresh 

start and try not to smoke for 24 hours. How 

about you? Or, if you don't smoke, adopt a 

smoker for the day and promise to help that 

. friend get through the 24 hours without a 

IoSScer* cigarette! 

IfsociFnr 



A few 

"quit tips" 



Hide all ashtrays, matches, 

etc. 

Lay in a supply of sugarless 

gum, carrot sticks, etc. 

Drink lots of liQuids, but pass 

up coffee & alcohol. 

Tell everyone you're quitting 

for the day. 

When the urge to smoke hits, 

take a deep breath, hold it 

for 10 seconds, & release it 

slowly. 

Exercise to relieve the tension. 

Try the "buddy system," and 

ask a friend to quit too. 



The Conglomerate Staff would like 

to reminde the students 

and faculty that there are only 

2 more issues this semester. 

Please submit articles 
and notices with this in mind. 





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Thursday, November 10, 1983— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 5 



ACROSS 

1 . Steeltown success story 
_7. Puff 

9. The smell of smoke can make you feel 

this way 
11. He'll chomp cigarettes on Nov. 17 

13. Keeps animals warm 

14. Suffix for tele- and mega- 

16. To be, third person singular 

17. The U.S. has one on the east and one 
on the west 

20. Formally assume responsibility for 

22. Good guys return in this recent movie 

23. Smoking in bed can lead to this 

25. Abbreviation for Nov. 17 

26. People in cigarette ads are never this 
28. This food will be served cold on 

Smokeout Day 
31 the habit 

33. Smoke sets this off 

34. Northwest state (abbr.) 

35. Ambulance personnel 
37. Smokeout month (abbr.) 
39. Smokers lose, quitters 



NO IFS, ANDS, OR BUTTS 



41. Its rate goes up after just a few puffs 

42. Experts agree that the cigarette smoker 
is a tobacco 

43. Elevation (abbr.) 

44. People who smoke can hide behind this 

45. Harmful ingredient in cigarettes 
46. is me 



DOWN 

1. Sunshine state (abbr.) 

2. A favorite part of 28 across 

3. On Smokeout Day, smokers will try to 
quit for 24 

4. Automobile club (abbr.) 
5 , phone home 

6. Police drama starring Erik Estrada 

8. City in France or what it pays to be 

9. Call it 

10. Computer gobbles this up 

11. Smoking causes this 

12. Article 

15. Hill Street's Detective Belker says, 
"If you smoke, you'll have " 

17. Chemical engineer (abbr.) 

18. Stale cigarettes cause a bad one 

19. Feel sickly 

20. This should be hidden on Nov. 17 

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22. Smokeout Chairman Hagman's T.V. role 

24. On your , get set, go! 

27. It needs a program to work 
29. Recording star Michael 



30. Where 1984 Olympic Games will 
be held (abbr.) 

32. Two's company, three's a , 

36. "The Strikes Back" 

38. "Pac-Man" is this type of game 
40. River in Egypt 



Think About 
This 

Sail on, O ship of State 
Sail on, O Union, strong and 
great! 

Humanity with all its fear, 
With all the hopes of future years, 
Is hanging breathless on thy fate. 
—Longfellow 

Music 
Schedule 

November, 1983 

6 Baroque Artists of 
Shreveport - 4:00 p.m. 

7 Dr. Michael Williford, 
Clarinet, Faculty Recital - 8:00 
p.m 

20 Shreveport Symphony 
Chamber Orchestra - 3:00 p.m. 

21 Dr. Donald Rupert, Piano, 
Faculty Recital - 8:00 p.m. 

22 Centenary Wind Ensemble 
Concert - 8:00 p.m. 

28 Lucille Webb, Organ - 8:00 
p.m. Brown Chapel 



Final Examination Schedule 

Fall, 1983 



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Monday, Dec. 12 

M3 (10:20) 8:30-11:00 

T4 (2:00) 2:00-4:30 

M8 (4:30) 6:00-8:30 

Tuesday, Dec. 13 

M2(9:20) 8:30-11:00 

M4 (11:20) 12:30-3:00 

M7 (3:00) 3:30-6:00 

T7 (7PM) 6:30-9:00) 



on 



Wednesday, Dec. 
T1 (8:20) 
M5(1:00) 
T6(5:30) 


14 
8:30-11:00 
2:00 4:30 
6:00-8:30 


Thursday, Dec. 1£ 
M1 (8:20) 
T3 (12:35) 
T5 (3:30) 
M9 (6:30) 


8:30-11:00 
12:30-3:00 
3:30-6:00 

6:30-9:00 


Friday, Dec. 16 
T2 (9:45) 
M6(2:00) 
M10(8PM) 


8:30-11:00 

2:00-4:30 

6:00-8:30 



Examination times 
Tuesday & Thursday are 
different from those on 
Mon/Wed/Fri. 



Students scheduled for 3 exams 
on the same day may arrange 
to take one of them at a 
different time convenient to 
them and the professors 
involved. 

Periods not listed 

nearest a corresponding period 

(e.g., 5-8M would select M8 or M9). 

When two courses are in the 
same period group (e.g., one at 
5:30 Tu and another at 5:30 Th), 
the exams can be scheduled 
at different late hours (T6 and/ 
or T7 and/or M9 and/or M10). 

OTHERWISE, NO EXAM MAY 
BE GIVEN AT ANY TIME 
OTHER THAN THAT 
SCHEDULED EXCEPT BY 
PERMISSION OF THE DEAN. 



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Around 
Campus 

Watereolors 

Minature Watercolors by 
William T. Richards will be 
exhibited at the Meadows 
Museum from Nov. 6 through 
Jan. 8. Direct from the 
Metropolitan Museum of Art in 
New York, this prestigious event, 
sponsored by the Art Guild and 
the Museum, will be shown in 
only two other museums, the 
Metropolitan and the Arts In- 
stitute of Chicago. A film 
"American Light: The Luminist 
Movement, 1850-1875," will be 
shown on Sunday, Nov. 6, at 3:30 
p.m. and Saturday, Nov. 12, at 
3:30 p.m. The Shreveport Art 
Guild will host a reception in 
honor of Richard and Gloria 
Manney, owners of the Collec- 
tion, on Tuesday, Nov. 8, at 7 p.m. 
At the reception, Dr. Linda S. 
Freber will introduce the 
Collection with a slide-lecture 
entitled "W. T. Richards: A 19th 
Century American Watercolor 
Painter and His patrons." 

Movie Review 

THE SEARCHERS, directed 
by John Ford, and starring John 
Wayne, Natalie Wood, Jeffrey 
Hunter, and Vera Miles, will be 
shown on Tuesday, November 15 
at 3:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. in 114 
Mickle Hall. 

As Ethan Edwards, John 
Wayne gives perhaps his best 





Sub Scoop 



performance as an actor. His 
character is a wandering Civil 
War veteran who spends several 
years searching for a niece who 
has been captured by Indians. 

During this search he comes to 
question the validity of his ac- 
tions in a world that is evolving 
from the Wilderness to 
Civilization. As one film critic 
has written, "Wayne creates a 
character who is the summation 
of the wanderers he played in 
other Ford films, a lost cavalier 
whom we both sympathize- with 
and dislike, while his dogged 
journey across the American 
landscape, indifferent to both its 
beauty and danger, identifies 
him with the pilgrim aspect of 
Ford's essential hero." 

General admission is $2.00; 
student admission is $1.00. C. P. 
credit is available. 

Congratu la tions 

CONGRATULATIONS! Soccer 
Coach Glen Evans and his wife, 
Karen are the proud new parents 
of a baby boy. Trey made his 
appearance at 5: 58 in the evening 
of Thursday, Oct. 27, 1983, 

NATS 

WILLIAM RILEY and GALE 
ODOM will escort approximately 
fifteen music students to the 
National Association of Teachers 
of Singing's annual southern 
region convention and com- 
petition in Little Rock on Nov. 10, 
11, and 12. Centenary's 
representatives have 
traditionally excelled in these 
competitions. We wish them 
Godspeed and a broken leg. 



Around Town 

by Tina Hackett and 
Larry Morse 

If you are looking for the perfect 
eating establishment to begin a 
beautiful Fall Ball evening, Seven 
Sisters is the perfect place for 
such an event. Located downtown 
in the square, Seven Sisters offers 
a devine menu and an atmosphere 
that reminds us of yesterday as 
well as today. 

The menu consists of spicy 
appetizers ranging from delicious 
fried broccoli and cheese and 
oysters on the half shell. Entrees 
range from steaks to delicious 
prime rib. Seafood is another 
specialty and a wide variety of 
gourment hamburgers are 
served. 

Included in the price of the meal 
is a fantastic fresh salad bar. A 
wide variety of vegetables, fruits, 
and prepared salads are 
available. 

Prices here run from moderate 
to expensive. We add that even 
though it costs a bit more, the 
taste and quality here are worth 
it. They don't accept personal 
checks but they will be happy to 
take your Visa, Mastercard, or 
American Express card. They 
open for lunch Monday through 
Friday at 11:30 a.m. Dinner is 
served until 10:15 p.m. Monday 
through Friday and from 5 p.m. 
Saturdays. 

This year, if you want a special 
dinner before the Fall Ball, get 
"AROUND TOWN" to Seven 
Sisters. 



Neither rain, nor fog, nor 
gloom of night, nor a fire two 
blocks from our hotel in the 
Quarter, could prevent the team 
of Heard and Jef fers from having 
a nice trip. We learned many new 
ideas and concepts and even set 
up some programs and en- 
tertainment. One program we 
will have in spring is Dr. JeL 
Ickes from LSU-S speaking on 
Love. He teaches a class on Love 
at LSU-S and is quite an amusing 
speaker. Also on the agenda is a 
hypnotist. Not only does he put on 
a show, he also explains how you 
can use hypnosis to help you 
study better, lose weight (that's 
my favorite), and stop smoking. 
So, be on the look-out, spring is 
going to be full of surprises. 

We have a celebrity on our 
campus... Lisa Chaisson. She was 
our candidate for the make-over 
Monday night. To a crowd of 
around 40, Rex and Candy 
transformed Lisa from a cute 
coed to a beauty queen, whose 
picture will be seen in the 
Fashion section of the Shreveport 
Times. I would like to not only 
give a big "THANKS" to Lisa for 
being brave enough to do it, but 



also to Kyle for supporting her. 

Don't forget Fall Ball is this 
week-end. If you do not know how 
to get to Le Boss'ier, see either 
Michael Hayes or myself. 

The next Leisure Learning 
course will be "Entertaining with 
Andre'". Andre', from Andre's 
Gourmet Shop will be in James 
Lobby next Thursday speaking 
on entertaining tips and ideas. I 
am going to see if he'll bring 
some samples of his gourmet 
items for us to munch on. 

This office would like to 
welcome Nancy Porter Gerding 
back to Centenary. She has alot 
of good ideas for Homecoming 
(no, it is not a four letter word) 
and I hope everyone will support 
her. WELCOME NANCY! 

I would like to end this week by 
asking each of you to stick 
together and help each other 
through some rough times many 
of you are going through. There 
has been a lot of sickness and 
tragedy this week, but I feel if we 
support each other we'll pull 
through. Remember, only 14 
days till Thanksgiving. 

Until next week. 

Kathy 



Volunteers Needed 
For Phone-A-Thon 



Twice a year the Annual Fund 
office conducts a Phone-a-thon to 
gain contributions and pledges to 
the college. Every fall and spring 
the Annual Fund office, now 
headed by Chris Webb, utilizes 
the resources and time of student 
volunteers to aid in this out- 
standing project. During this fall 
drive, which began on Monday, 
November 7, about 60 different 
students will contact out-of-state 
alumni, parents, and friends of 
Centenary College. In six nights 
these volunteers will contact 
about 3,000 people over a period 
of two hours each night. Each 
volunteer is trained for about 30 
minutes sometime before the 
session. Using computer cards, 
the volunteers contact the 
prospective contributors and 
attempt to obtain a pledge of 
financial aid to the college. The 



desired $35,000 that will hopefully 
be collected, becomes the bulk of 
the Great Teacher's-Scholar's 
Fund. This fund is an 
unrestricted amount of money 
devoted basically to operational 
costs for the college. The Phone- 
a-thon will continue November 
14, 15 & 16. If you are interested in 
volunteering your time to this 
important money drive, contact 
Lisa Illing (student recruitor for 
the Phone-a-thon). To encourage 
participation, the administration 
will treat all volunteers to dinner 
at Mr. Gattis after the project is 
completed each evening. As well, 
they have agreed to a free 10 
minute phone call to any place in 
the United States. So if you have 
the time, get out there and 
support your alma mater, 
Centenary College. 



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FRIDAY: Monty Python and the Holy Grail 
SATURDAY & SUNDAY: Apocolypse Now 
MONDAY & TUESDAY: In Cold Blood 
WEDNESDAY: Frances 



ALL SHOWS 
BEGIN AT 
9:30 pm 




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Thursday. November 10. 1963-THE CONGLOMERATE-Page 7 



SHEER BEAT- 



Kappa Alpha 

Well, a variety of road trips 
were performed to perfection this 
past weekend. President Keg went 
to Lake Charles to hunt an 
unknown species while Rah-Rah 
went to see Mommy in Baton 
Rouge. Woolfie went to New 
Orleans to show everyone his 
radical personality, the Big 
Brother — Little Brother team of 
Babs and Nolan wound up in 
Dallas and played all weekend. 
The pledges have finally leveled 
the remnants of the Jungle pool. 
We hope everybody will lay off for 
a while and let us have some fun 
now that we have served our 
sentences! We want everyone to 
show up for the Fall Ball Saturday 
night and witness the KA-Gator 
Squad at its best. We hope to be 
there in force so hold onto your 
hats! The Spaghetti dinner at 
Mama Mia's is a definite warm up 
for the Fall Ball, from 1-4 p.m. 
featuring 25* draft reeb and all the 
spaghetti you can eat for only 
$3.50 ! A KA will be glad to sell you 
a ticket, so ask the first derelict 
you see because he may be a KA, 
by George! The base-line bums 
are about to go crazy waiting for 
their debut at the first basketball 
game! You all will just have to 
wait! Let's raise Ueh and have a 
good week and a wild Fall Ball ! 

Tau Kappa Epsilon 



Hey man, Graveyard's over for 

another year and it was great. 

Machine guns, homo rabbits, and 

fat, diseased, queer dead Cuban 

rebels were all there to join in the 

festivities. Matt C.'s dislocated 

shoulder is healing nicely, thank 

you: "I may never dance again". 

Stiggs was recently hospitalized 

after discovering he had stomach 

cancer. Asked how he felt, "I 

ralphed like a dog". A security 

guard was also hospitalized after 

being run down by a driverless 

hearse. Well, O.C. was behind the 

wheel, but not really driver. The 

Quicker Liquor guys had never 

waited on liquored-up fraternity 

guys in a hearse.. ."Hey Andy, I 

didn't know these things could go 

ninety!" Robichaud and O.C. 

would like to thank everyone (ins 

and outs) who helped out with the 

decor. Mr. Blotto rolled into town 

late Saturday nite in the born 



again Green Weenie. Blotto was so 
gooned he had to have Bean-o 
drive him home. Best Costume 
Award went out to Mr. and Mrs. S. 
Second Place went to Big Zit Biff, 
and third went to Jeff R., 
transvestite. (We know he's not 
queer don't we, Jean...) Renegade 
ZTA's invaded the Closet all week 
long. Next week: Mr. H's 
Chevette-O-Rama Car Rally, and 
Dave w. hope your gal gets better 
real soon. New B.R.U. little 
sisters are Debbie^ Bohannon, 
Betsy Camp, Paula Sterling, 
and Lea Ann Burelbach. 
Congratulations, Girls! Last but 
definitely not least, the chapter 
would like to congratulate Lea 
Ann Burelbach for being chosen 
as newest O.D. 

Zeta Tau Alpha 

The Zetas are pleased to 
announce our two newest pledges : 
Tanya Garcia and Lisa 
Greenhaw! Welcome aboard, 
girls. Congratulations to Dawn 
Calhoun for being selected for the 
Fall Ball court. Lea Burelbach is 
one of the new TKE O.D.'s 
(Congratulations Lea!) Our 
chapter enjoyed meeting with our 
Province President this week. We 
all had a roaring good time at P.J. 
Party. Our wishes of sympathy 
are extended to Janet Stevens and 
Mary Beth Hebert for their loss. 
Happy Birthday Nancy Fox; just 
remember that you're not quite 
over the hill yet! Get well soon, 
Nadra. Everybody come cheer 
the Zeta volleyball team on to 
victory. 




KAPPA SIGMA 

What a weekend! ! P. J. Party 
was definitely a good time! It 
started off Friday night with a 
fantastic hayride. Latest excerpts 
from Mark Moates 

autobiography -"H 

was a cold night at the hayride, I 
had just met my longtime friends 
Ralph and Huey while riding in 
the back of one of the trailers. I 
knew it was going to happen, my 
brother told me. He's always 
right." 

Congrats go to Pat Downs and 
Mark Peeler for winning the best 
and worst beard contest. Words 
of wisdom from Trey Harris, 
"You should never pay homage 




nef^mTED 





KE Pajama Party was a blast for all! Pictured from left to right are: Danny Talley, Donna Monk, Dina 
Bennett and Don Overn. Photo by Trey Harris. 



to the porcelain God with your 
boots on." After the hayride 
came the party. We started the 
evening off with dinner at T. S. 
Station. It was a toss up between 
Joey K. and Mark M. on who 
scared off the most customers. 
King Kahlua graced us with his 
divine majesty. Did you like the 
party KOLWEMAN? Up 

date Whoever took the soap 

out of I suite with the crest on it 
please return to Mike F. We want 
to thank the little sisters for their 
efforts in making the party a 
success. The P. J. Girl for 1983 

is drum roll here's the 

envelope Bert EMILY 

LEWING. Congratulations 
Emily. We are looking forward to 
our swap with the Chi-O's. It 
seems that someone took their 



plaque, but who is to say for sure. 
That's about it for this time. If 
you would like your name in 
Greek Beat please send $4.95 to 
Scotty Caroom, or if your name 
appears in this Greek Beat please 
send amount per time. Jeff 
Goins, Jeff Goins, Jeff Goins. 

P. S. Woof— Met any Blue 
Bunnies lately? 



THETA CHI 

Parent's Weekend was a 
complete success. The Brothers 
and pledges would like to thank 
President Webb, Dean Gwin, and 
Dean Anders for attending the 
Saturday afternoon reception. A 
special thanks goes out to the 



BEYOND HARDIN FIELD 
2710 CENTENARY BLVD. 

222-7573 



"IT'S COMING" 
December 3 



"undomesticated daughters" for 
the really swell munchies. 
Someone's parents donated a 
(rash can and some garbage bags 
to the Fraternity. Could that be 
some type of hint? 

Congratulations go out to John 
Harrison, Kevin Murphy and 
Sweetheart Jill Brown on their 
Pacesetter elections. 

We are eagerly looking for- 
ward to Fall Ball this weekend, 
sorry but we won't have a party 
suite this year. Once was enough. 

By the way Kathy, thanks for 
entertaining the Field Rep. 



THE 

EPISCOPAL 

CHURCH 

AT 

CENTENARY 

COLLEGE 

The Herndon Canterbury House 
Woodlawn Avenue at 

Wilkinson Street 

( Behind KA House and 

Across from Playhous^ 

WEDNESDAYS 
5p.m.^Holy Communion 
5:3* p.m.— FreeSnpper 

Stephen Tate, Resident 
Fatner Paul, Chaplain 



ALLAKHWELCOM*: 



Page 8— THE CONGLOMERATE-Thursday, November 10, 1983 



SPORTS 



Coach Harrison Pleased 



Current Events 



for the week of....\ovember 6, 1983 



"This has been the best two 
months of fall practice we have 
had in three or four years," 
Coach Jim Harrison stated. "It 
has really given me the chance to 
evaluate and predict the 
potential talents we can expect as 
a team next spring." 

The men's tennis team finished 
their fall schedule with a team 
record of matches (4-4), and the 
Ladies' tennis team (5-4). The 
tennis teams will have some 
tough competition against the 
University of Arkansas and 
Northwest Louisiana next spring 
for the men, and the College of 
Charlestown and Grand Canyon 
College for the ladies. 

A stronger and more in depth 
team is foreseen with the new 
talent added to both teams; 
Ladies - Macy Evert and Lynn 
Hanson, Men - David Cockrill, 
Phillip Sanov, and Tom Morsey. 

Coach Harrison is pleased with 



the men's doubles combinations. 
Their strongest doubles are: Joe 
Prather-Shawn Livesay and 
Terry Dalzell-Pat Downs. Terry 
Dalzell is making excellent 
progress after recovering from 
two knee operations and has been 
consistent in his wins (6-2). Joe 
Prather had won six straight 
matches until his loss against 
Baylor in the Tyler Tournament. 
David Cockrill is the most im- 
proved freshman and expected to 
be an asset to the team with his 
serve. 

The Ladies team is working 
well with each other and is very 
strong with their doubles: 
fammie Kelley-Macy Evert and 
Edie Carel-Sandy MacMillan. 
Much improvement has been 
seen in the Ladies' singles, 
Cynthia Vanderslice has 
developed a steady hold on her 
wins against higher competition, 
moving from position No. 6-No. 2. 



Macy Evert, ranked 15th in the 
NAIA, moved from position No. 
5-No. 1. Doubles partners Sandy 
MacMillan and Edie Carel are 
both All-American. 

Coach Harrison will continue to 
work with different combinations 
to determine the most effective, 
and to develop consistency and 
competitiveness in the young 
players. If the fall is any in- 
dicator of the developing talent 
the spring should prove to be a 
winning season. 

Intramural Volleyball 
Schedule 



Nov. 10 Men 

7:00 

8:00 

9:00 

Nov. 14 

6:00 

7:00 

8:00 

9:00 



OX&KA 
NADS&ROTC 



Women 

ZTA & XOI 
ZTA & Fac. 
Chor&CSCC 



KEI&Fac 
ROTC&OX 
Buff & TKEI 
NADS&TKEII 



CSCC & Fac. 
XOI & XOII 



Nov. 15-17-PLAYOFFS 



—The 1983 fiscal federal budget 
closed with a deficit of $195.4 
billion. Reagan's total three year 

deficit total of $364 billion is more 
than the combined deficits of all of 
the Presidents from Washington 
to Nixon. 



—For $39 you can become a 
member of Airline Discount Club 
International which can offer 
opportunities of 10-50% off on 
vacation spots. 

—Congress receives another 4% 
raise increase' making their 
salaries $72,592. 

—Man attempted to blow-up the 
House of Representatives in 
October — result: Capitol security 
will be tightened. 

—The U.S. alone vetoed a UN 
resolution condemning the U.S 
invasion of Grenada. 

—Final Count: 225 U.S. Marines 
and 56 French Paratroopers were 
killed in the bombing of a U.S. 
commander center in Beruit. 



—New Count: Israeli soldiers 

dead in bomb attack on Israel 
command post in Lebanon. 

—Government's largest spender 
— Department of Health and 
Human Resources — 289 billion 
dollars — 34% of federal budget. 

—Gross National Product (GPA) 
in 3rd quarter of '82 was -1.0% 
GPA in 3rd quarter of '83 was 
7.9%. 

—Consumer Prices are at 2.9% — 
down 1% from '82. 

—Productivity is up 6.0% from 
1982. 

—Americans favor 4 to 1 prayer in 
public schools. 

—25% of all young people in 
America between the ages of 12 
and 17 are regular drug users of 
illegal or mis-used drugs. 

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—Petroleum industry leads major 
industries in profits — 
$4,806,000,000. 



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Le Boss'ier Celebrity Theatre — featuring 




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THE 

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Vol. 78, No. 13 



Shreveport, Louisiana 



November 17, 1983 



What's coming December 3rd? 



Lately I have seen these really 
simple and seemingly unob- 
trusive little signs that say IT'S 
COMING DECEMBER 3RD! 
Well, I have been asking myself, 
"What's coming December 
3rd?" Is it coming to a theater 
near you, or is it an attempt, by 
Grenadian rebels, to scare us 
with an upcoming invasion of our 
cafeteria? Possibly it is the day 
when the street next to Frater- 
nity Row is paved properly, or 
could it be the day when all 



students are released early for 
Christmas because we have been 
so good this year? 

Well, I know how hard it is to 
realize that none of those things 
are coming on December 3rd; 
but have no fear! Something IS 
coming on Dec. 3rd. Guess what 
it is! No! That's wrong! No! Not 
that either! Well, alright, I'll tell 
you. It's .... It's .... SATUR- 
DAY!!!!! and Homecoming. 

For the past month the Alumni 
Office, now headed by Nancy 



Gerding, has been working hard 
to put together our homecoming. 
They have recently sent out 
flyers to all of the college's 8,000 
alums across the country. 
Because of all of the controversy 
concerning this year's 
homecoming, Nancy and her 
staff have had to fight an uphill 
battle in changing opinions and 
attitudes towards this special 
occasion and dher office. They 
have been forced to create new 
ideas and methods of generating 



Centenary Athletics 



— "Unknowe, unkist, and lost 
that is unsought." — 

—Chaucer— 

The Conglomerate, as your 
source of campus information 
realizes that facts unknown are 
dangerous. They lead to 
misunderstandings and un- 
fortunate conflicts. It was the 
opinion of many that there is a 
grave lack of knowledge con- 
cerning the Athletic Department. 
Consequently we have decided to 
run an article to clear up some 
misconceptions. 

Centenary Athletics, headed by 
Mr. Walt Stephens, consists of six 
varsity men's sports (Baseball, 
Basketball, Crosscountry, Golf, 
Soccer, and dTennis); four 
varsity women's sports 
(Basketball, Crosscountry, 
Gymanstics, Tennis); and two 
co-ed sports (Riflery & 
Volleyball). There are a total of 
132 students (6.75 percent) from 
the undergraduate student body 
participating in the athletic 
program at Centenary. The 
men's program is associated 
with the National Association of 
Intercollegiate Athletics (NCAA) 
in the Division I category. The 
women's program belongs to the 
National Association of In- 
tercollegiate Athletics (NAIA) 
District 30. 

The men's program, because it 
is in Division I of the NCAA must 
maintain at least 8 different 
men's sports. All eight of Cen- 
tenary's men's sports are in the 



Trans-American Athletic Con- 
ference (TAAC). We compete 
with nine other schools in this for 
the conference title and op- 
portunities to play in NCAA 
Division I tournaments in each 
sport. In the TAAC Centenary is 
opposed by Nichols State 
University, Northwestern State 
University of LA., University of 
Arkansas at Little Rock, Georgia 
Southern, Georgia State at 
Atlanta, Hardin-Simmons 
University, Houston Baptist, 
Mercer, and Sanford. This spring 
the conference will dramatically 
change after Nichols State and 
Northwestern drop to enter a 
special division of the NCAA for 
collegiate football. However, 
Centenary will remain the 
smallest school in the con- 
ference. Now, you may ask, 
"Why aren't the women's sports 



in the NCAA?" Centenary's 
reasoning behind their decision 
to enter the NAIA is quite 
reasonable and logical. In the 
NAIA Centenary competes with 
predominantly small religious- 
affiliated schools (e.i. .. schools 
with the basic make-up similar to 
Centenary) and is not required to 
maintain a certain number of 
female sports to remain in the top 
division; as is the case with 
Division I NCAA. Each college in 
the NAIA can choose as many 
women's sports as they want and 
compete at any level they want in 
their district. 

It was interesting to learn all of 
the facts concerning the 
technicalities of the Athletics 
department, but the most in- 
teresting facts I learned, con- 
cerned Athletic Finances. 
(Cont. on page 3) 



Inside : 



Basketball 

Schedules 

p. 7 

Squirrel Scandal 
p. 2 



and maintaining alumni, faculty, 
community, and last but not 
least, student enthusiasm. The 
events that have been planned, 
promise to be exciting, com- 
petitive, and spirited. 

The day will begin, bright and 
early, at 9:00 a.m. At this time, 
the Banner Contest and the 
Decorating Contest will be 
judged. Entries in each of these 
contests must be finished and 
entered by 4:00 p.m. on Friday. 
kAll organizations on campus 
may enter ( from SGA & Senate to 
Administration & Alumni) both 
contests. The organizations off 
campus, e.i. fraternities & 
sororities, will be judged in a 
totally different division. 

The entries for the banner 
contest are encouraged to make 
banners that are colorful, 
spirited, and unique. These 
banners will be hung in the Gold 
Dome on Friday in preparation 
for the game on Saturday. As 
well, the banner should in some 
way or another, denote the 
organization that made it. It is 
highly important that this par- 
ticular contest depict the spirit 
and pride of Centenary; for these 
are the banners that will be our 
"welcoming committee" to our 
opponents. 

The Decorating Contest is a 
contest based upon talent 
ingenuity, and originality. This 
contest is also between the 
various groups on campus 
related to student activities or 



alumni and administration. The 
groups can decorate doors or 
other parts of the buildings on 
campus (further details will be 
provided later). The entire 
purpose of this contest is to 
promote spirit on and off cam- 
pus. With so much color and 
activity on campus, people will 
begin to wonder what's going on. 
Hey! Something is going on at 
Centenary! This contest should 
also be completed and entered by 
4:00 p.m. on Friday. 

There will be awards for the 
top three placings in each contest 
and division. 
1st - $150.00 
2nd - $50.00. 
3rd - $25.00. 

Later in the day, the Alumni 
will celebrate a pre-game party 
at Craft Alliance for the faculty, 
alumni, and administration. The 
party will be hosted by the 
Alumni Board and served by the 
Maroon Jackets. 

The homecoming game bet- 
ween Centenary and North Texas 
State University will begin at 
7:45 in the Gold Dome. The 
homecoming court will be 
presented and the queen will be 
crowned at half-time. At about 
10:00 there will be a dance in an 
already decorated Haynes Gym. 
Further details, regulations, and 
announcements will be provided 
in the later issue. However 
organization heads should 
contact Nancy Gerding (869-5151) 
for information at an earlier 
date. 




Happy Thanksgiving 
Everyone. 



The 

Conglomerate 

Staff 



Page 2— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, November 17, 1983 



Pegasus is going to be different 



by Alyce Boudreaux 
It began when Centenary's 
English Dept. saw the need for a 
booklet which would display 
student writings. Since, it has 
emerged into a collaboration of 
poetry, prose, and short stories, 
as well as photographs and art- 
work. The magazine is 
recognized and funded by the 
SGA as an essential aspect of 
student life. With a new editor 



and staff, this year's Pegasus 
promises to be better than ever. 
In previous years, Pegasus has 
been a rather controversial issue. 
In fact, last year's first issue was 
run on a trial basis, and in the 
event of a negative student 
response, would have been 
terminated. The main problem 
with the Pegasus was that it 
centered upon the works of a very 
few authors. Generally speaking. 



LETTERS 



Dear Editor. 

I am writing in response to 
"Name Withheld by Request" 
who attacked the Student Life 
Committee's nominations of 
"questionable, almost 
laughable..." candidates to 
"Who's Who" in last week's 
CONGLOMERATE. While I 
respect "Name Withheld's" right 
to express his opinion. I dislike 
the sour tone of his letter. For 
example, he seems to feel 
resentment toward those can- 
didates who were nominated: 
this stark negativism is certainly 
out of place on our campus. While 
some people may have been, as 
lie said, "far more deserVmi* of 
such high recognition ...." why 
can't he have the Christian love 



and charity to congratulate those 
who were nominated? Almost all 
of this year's nominations were 
personal friends of mine and 
their nomination to "Who's Who" 
makes me even more proud to 
have their acquaintances. 

In closing, even though we all 
may not have the same abilities, 
opportunities, and backgrounds, 
we should support one another in 
this tiny microcosm we call 
Centenary. It will make us strong 
as individuals and as a college. 
And one way to start is with a 
posilivc attitude something 

"Name Withheld" should do. 

Sincerely. 
JIM OGDKN 



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Lea Ann Burclhach 
Editor 

Assistant Editor. Lisa Illing 

Business Manager Lynette Potter 

News Editor Tom I fert 

Features Editor Carole Powell 

Entertainment Editor Mickey Zemann 

Spurts Kditor Laura Luff 

Distribution Editor. <'i aig Coleman 

Advertising Manager Emily (ante 

Chief Photographer Chris Murphy 

Photographers Scott Andrews. Jim Ogden 

Columnists Tina llackett & Larry Morse. 

Betsy Camp 

Reporters Donald Truitt. Monte Smith 

Darrien Daigle 

Staff • • Susan LaCrone 

Advisors lanie Flournov. Dr. Michael Hall. 

(liary West 

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Publishing Co. 



The Conglomerate is written and edited by the students oi 
Centenary College, 2911 Centenary Blvd., Shreveport, LA, 
71134-0188. The views presented are those of the staff and do 
not necessarily reflect administration policies of the college. 

The Conglomerate is published on a weekly basis except 
for summer school semesters, holidays, dead week, and 
examination periods. Subscription price is $9 per year. 

The Conglomerate welcomes letters to the editor and other 
contributions, but reserves the right to edit correspondence 
received and reject any and all contributions. Contributions 
become property of The Conglomerate. Letters must be 
accompanied with the name of the author. Deadline for copy 
is Sunday, 6 :00p.m 



Pegasus was not a cross section 
of the talent of Centenary's 
campus, but a reflection of the 
works of the Pegasus staff. 

This year's Pegasus is striving 
to be different. This is due largely 
to the efforts of the new editor. 
Brad Hoge. Hoge himself has had 
some of his works published in 
former issues of Pegasus, and, 
his freshman year at Centenary, 
was the winner of the cover 



contest. His efforts this year have 
largely been concentrated on 
getting a variety of submissions. 
He has printed letters asking for 
contributions and had them 
distributed by English 
professors, placed posters 
around campus, and approached 
individuals about submitting 
their works. Editor Hoge stated 
his position, "I'm aware of the 
talent on this campus, and am 



eager to see those talents in print. 
The artists deserve recognition." 
The SGA is in full support of 
Hoge's efforts and are anxious to 
see the results of his laborious 
endeavors. If you are interested 
in having your works published in 
Pegasus, submit your works to 
Hoge or any member of the 
Pegasus staff by the 15th. You too 
deserve recognition. 



Senate Minutes 



By Clay Robertson 

This column represents a 
reporting of the Senate meeting 
of November 15, 1983, and should 
not be considered the official 
minutes of the Senate. 

The Senate meeting of 
November 15 was called to order 
by Vice President Alyce 
Boudreaux at 11:10 a.m., and the 
minutes of the previous meeting 
were approved thereafter. 

Tuesday, the Senate from its 
Standing Committee on En- 
tertainment and its Ad Hoc 
Committees on the Housing 
Situation, the Panel Discussion of 
Central American affairs, and 
Dorm Telephone Service En- 
tertainment Committee chair- 
man Michael Hayes reported 
that Fall Ball had cost less than 
$3500, and that Le Bos'sier had 
asked for payment for a mirror 



broken Saturday night. Ad- 
dressing the issue of the mirror 
Dean of Students Dick Anders, 
said that the College was filing an 
insurance claim to pay for the 
mirror, but asked the S.G.A. to 
pay for the mirror, and be 
reimbursed when, and if, the 
insurance company honored the 
claim. Senator Laura Echols of 
the Senior Housing Situation 
Committee showed the article 
that had appeared in THE 
CONGLOMERATE on the 
situation and reported that 
survey returns were still quite 
low. Senator Susan Scott an- 
nounced that the panel discussion 
on Central America was changed 
to November 29. so Congressman 
"Buddy" Roemer would be able 
to attend. Regarding the long 
distance telephone situation. 
Senator Bill Ball reported that 
any changes in Centenary's basic 



telephone system would be 
"years down the road." 

Under "Old Business," the 
Senate discussed the LSU-S 
football game and Homecoming. 
Senator Ron Whitler announced 
that the LSU-S football tour- 
nament would be at 1:00 p.m., 
Sunday, November 20, at LSU-S. 
After a short floor discussion 
Tuesday, the Senate approved a 
donation to Nancy Gerding for 
Homecoming. 

Tuesday, under "New 
Business," the Senate heard 
from Senator Brad Lyon about 
the Emergency Reference List, 
prepared as a result of the Mickle 
disaster, and Kathy Heard, about 
a panel discussion following the 
movie "The Day After," Sunday 
night. 

The Senate meeting of 
November 15, 1983 was adjourned 
at 11:35 a.m. 



Words from Wonderland 



By Betsy Camp 

Have you noticed the abun- 
dance of small, furry creatures 
living on campus? No. I'm not 
talking about freshmen. I'm 
talking about SQUIRRELS, those 
petite things that romp across the 
campus. To all appearances, 
these are happy-go-lucky 
animals without a care in the 
world. But I have learned the 
truth. This may sicken the ten- 
der-hearted and shock the rest of 
us. but these squirrels have been 
sent here for rehabilitation. They 
are DEVIANT SQUIRRELS. 

Last week, with the aid of a 
cleverly constructed costume. I 
infiltrated the sordid world of 
Centenary Squirrels and 
researched their society There 
are a few distinct groups of 
squirrels to be found. There are: 
Punks. Greasers, and some 
"religious" sqirrrels. The 
"religious" squirrels follow 
"Papa" Sqelrrel Nyun Acorn, a 
Korean squirrel, who claims to 
bo the Messiah. He employs 
thousands of squirrels in his 



hideous empire. He brainwashes 
them and forces them to sell oak 
leaves to unwary passers-by. I 
was lucky < ? ) enough to be able to 
observe a meeting of these 
"Cornies." 

The Cornies meet in a 
hollowed-out oak tree in a remote 
corner of the campus. They sit on 
their haunches and beam blankly 
at each other and speak of raising 
money for "Papa" as if it were 
more fun than Quarter Beer 
Night. They scream in ecstasy 
when "Papa Acorn" speaks to 
them. The night I attended, it was 
rudely interrupted by a group of 
Punk Squirrels. 

The Punks are led by a wicked- 
looking squirrel who calls 
himself. "Johnny Root-Rot." 
Johnny is totally furless except 
for a one-inch strip of short, 
green fur running down his back 
He wears a tiny squirrel safety- 
pin through his tiny squirrel- 
cheek He sings for a band called 
the "Dead Squirrel Kennedys." 
His pack of punks is probably the 
most vile group of animals ever 



to exist. If Johnny had seen 
through my clever diguise, I 
would have been pelted with 
acorns until I was dead. 

The other group of 
frighteningly deviant squirrels 
are the Greasers. They call 
themselves the "Stray 
Squirrels." Engaging in 
ferocious battles with the Punks 
is their favorite amusement. The 
fur on their heads is styled 
outlandishly into pompadours. 
Sometimes, when the night is 
particularly quiet, you can hear 
them riding their motorcycles 
along the sidewalks. 

What, you may ask, is being 
done about this profusion of 
deviant squirrels? Well, there 
are a few correctional officers 
who keep these criminal-types 
under control. However, you may 
want to take a great deal of care 
when walking the campus at 
night. You may be attacked by a 
marauding band of Punk or 
Greaser squirrels. 

P. S. Don't buy any oak leaves 
from strange squirrels. 



Thursday, November 17, 198&— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 3 



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(Cont. from page 1) 

Centenary Athletics operates on 
a $450,000 budget annually. This 
figure, surprisingly small, covers 
athletic staff salaries, travel 
expenses, medical insurance 
deductables, awards, recruiting, 
advertising, referee's salaries, 
student help, competition ap- 
pointment guarantees, utilities, 
equipment, materials & supplies, 
and maintainence. The com- 
petition appointment guarantees 
are those financial "assurances" 
that are paid when Centenary 
plays certain schools in the Gold 
Dome. Centenary is required to 
pay $800.00 for NCAA dues; 
$7,500.00 for TAAC dues in ad- 
dition to its operational costs. 
NAIA does not require fees or 
dues. 



However the Athletic 
Department pays its own way to 
a large extent. It is mutually 
agreed by most, that Basketball 
is kCentenary's king of sports. 
Throughout the basketball 
season, the Gents are expected to 
generate about $155,000 in 
guaranteed income from ticket 
and concessions sales; not to 
mention the competition ap- 
pointment guarantees that are 
paid to us for appearing at other 
schools. The department is ex- 
pected to acquire $35,000.00 just 
for the Gent's appearances in two 
tournaments and a game against 
Kansas State. In addition, if the 
Gents win the conference title, 
then Centenary will receive an 
additional $30,000 for publicity 
rights. However, the basketball 
(Cont. on page 7) 



HAPPY BIRTHDAY 

BRAD!! 

LOVE AND KISSES, 

YOUR COFFEEHOUSE GANG 



ARE YOUR COLLEGE FINANCES 
IN CRITICAL CONDITION? 

Joining the Army Reserve can reduce your 
college costs. If you qualify, our Educational Assis- 
tance program will pay up to $1,000 a year of your 
tuition for four years. 

If you have taken out a National Direct or 
Guaranteed Student Loan since October 1, 1975, 
our Loan Forgiveness program will repay 1 5% of 
your debt (up to $10,000) or $500, whichever is 
greater, for each year you serve. 

If you'd like to find out more about how a 
Reserve enlistment can help pay for college, call the 
number below. Or stop by. 




SFC Betty Anderson 

226-5323 

SFC Willie Brown 

226-5555 

ARMY RESERVE. 
BEALLYOUCANBE. 



Page 4— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, November 14, 1983 




Cindy Greer shows the friendly spirit 
which made the Great Teachers- 
Scholars Fund Phonathon an 
enormous success. Chris Webb, 
Director of Development, says that 
over $15,000 was raised and he is 
anticipating more pledges to come in 
later. Thanks are extended to all who 
contributed their time to the phona- 
thon. Photo by Jim Ogden. 



Additional Interims Offered 



PHILOSOPHY I-99A 
PRACTICAL ETHICS 

9:00-11: 00 M-F SB202 
Instructor: L. H. Cox. 
Enrollment limit: lfl. 
Seminar discussion of basic 
ethical principles a«d (2-3 of 
course) their application to 
contemporary social issues. 2-3 of 
course will be conducted by 
students. Grade based on 
discussion leadership and class 
participation. Extra work for 
students wishing credit for 



course of study in Practical 
Ethics. Visiting speakers and 
resource persons from com- 
munity. 

PHILOSOPHY I-99B 
PRACTICUM IN PRACTICAL 
ETHICS 

9:00-11:00 M-F SB202 

Instructor: L. H. Cox. 

Enrollment limit: 5. 

To meet concurrently with 
Practical Ethics seminar. 
Limited to students in course of 
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course— to give these students 
experience in organizing 
discussions and serving as a 
resource person for discussion 
groups in practical ethics. 
Prepare them for leading and 
organizing such discussions in 
professional community of work 
place. 

Course may be taken only by 
students who have completed 
three courses in the Course of 
Study in Practical Ethics. 



RELIGION I-99C - CHRISTIAN 
EDUCATION OUTDOORS 

South Florida 

Instructor: Bert Scott. 

Enrollment Limit: 20. 

The purpose of the course will 
be to provide study, combined 
with field experience, in the 
philosophy, objectives, planning, 
and implementation of outdoor 
programs within the context of 
the church's Christian Education 
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Students will be responsible for 
transportation costs to and from 
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students, including food and 
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Class sessions will be held prior 
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Resources include: 

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"Spiritual Values in Wilder- 
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Around Town 



Thursday, November 17, 1983— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 5 



By 
Tina Hackett 
Larry Morse 

If you are looking for a real 
treat for a different lunch, try 
Los Amigos in Mall St. Vincent. 
Los Amigos is a terrific Mexican 
restaurant and is very 
reasonably priced. They offer 
several lunch specials ranging 
from taco salad to enchiladas. 
One may choose a delightful 
chicken chimichanga or superb 
nachos. One of the dinner com- 
binations is also a good choice. 
The refried beans and rice are 
some of the best in town. One of 
our favorites is the combination 



plate. This dinner consists of a 
miniature taco, enchilada, beef 
chimichanga smothered in 
guacamole and sour cream, 
refried beans, and rice. 

If you're not hungry for a 
complete meal, Los Amigos is a 
great place for chips, picante 
sauce, and margaritas! Los 
Amigos opens at 11:00 a.m. daily 
and is open until 9:00 p.m. week- 
days and until 10:00 p.m. Friday 
and Saturdays. They do not 
accept checks but Visa and 
Mastercard credit cards are 
welcome. So, if you feel a little 
"South-of-the-border" at lunch 
time, why not get "AROUND 
TOWN" to Los Amigos? 




AROUND CaVHIPUS 



Centenary President Donald A. 
Webb will host a luncheon 
Wednesday Nov. 23, honoring six 
students who were named Ail- 
American athletes last spring. 

They include Jill Brown and 
Jennifer Forshee, four-time Ail- 
Americans in gymnastics (a first 
for Centenary College); Lauren 
Cotter-Ingram, national NAIA 
Singles tennis champion and Ail- 
American; Sandy MacMillan and 
Patty Hamilton, Ail-American, 
tennis and Willie Jackson, 
Sporting News All-American, 
basketball. 

Their coaches will also be 
spotlighted at the luncheon. They 
are Vannie Edwards, 

gymnastics; Jimmy Harrison, 
tennis, and Tommy Canterbury 
and Tommy Vardeman, 
basketball. 



Representatives from the 
Shreveport and Bossier City's 
majors offices will make 
presentations. 

For more information, contact 
Janie Flournoy, 869-5103. 

Centenary College will 

welcome home its alumni 

Saturday, Dec. 3, when 

Homecoming festivities get 

I underway. 

Events for the one-day event 
include house decorations, 
banner contest; pre-game party 
for alumni; the game: Gents vs. 
North Texas State University, 
and after-the-game dance. 

Cash prizes will be awarded for 
the best house decorations and 
banners, both contests open to all 
organizations on campus. The 
pre-game party for alumni will 
be held from 5-7:15 p.m. at the 



Creative Craft Alliance, 3000 game, the Alumni Association 



Centenary Blvd., and home of 
former Centenary presidents. 
Half-price game tickets ($2.50) 
for alumni and their family 
members will be available at the 
party. 

Gametime will be 7:45 p.m. in 
the Gold Dome with the crowning 
of the Homecoming Queen taking 
place during half-time. After the 



and the students will sponsor a 
dance in Haynes Gym featuring a 
well-known local band. 

For more information, contact 
Nancy Gerding, director of 
alumni relations, 869-5151. 

Centenary College has been 
selected for inclusion in 
Peterson's Guide to Competitive 



Colleges, a listing of the most 
competitive colleges in the 
United States. Centenary joins 
136 other institutions including 
Amherst, Rice, Vanderbilt, 
Tulane, and Southwestern at 
Memphis, to name a few. The 
selection is based on criteria such 
as grade averages and national 
test scores of entering students 
and the number of students who 
go on to graduate schools. 
Centenary is the oldest private 
college west of the Mississippi 
River. 



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"LEISURE LEARNING" 

Entertaining With Andre" 

James Lobby, 7:00 pm 

Thursday, November 17 

Presented by Andre of 

Andre Gourmet Center 

Hors d' Ouvers will 

be served. 



PEOPLE REALLY WIN WITH MTV!! 

M-TV Dance in the Coffeehouse 

Monday, November 21 from 9:00pm to 12:00 am 

Come dressed as your favorite video artist. 
Prizes for best costume include: 

1st $50 

2nd $25 

3rd $15 




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FRIDAY' FrsncGS 

SATURDAY and SUNDAY: The Outsiders 
MONDAY and TUESDAY: Brian's Song 
WEDNESDAY:The Wizard of Oz 



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GBEER IBIEAY- 



THETA CHI 

Yes, the event of the year will 
take place this Saturday night - 
Mafia '83. Pre-party Friday 
night, an Italian dinner on 
Saturday night, and the big-time 
party at 9:00? It's so ridiculous! 
Be on the look-out for the "mafia 
staff." 

Was Fall Ball a blast or what? 
Was that Dave-Dave the dancin' 
machine out there on the floor? It 
couldn't have been, could it? By 
the way who was that sophomore 
Chi-O with House Doad that went 
from table to table inhaling the - 
and we've stretched this term a 
little - "hors d'oeuvres"? 

And finally, once again Theta 
Chi exhibited its truly amazing 
athletic ability by soundly 
defeating Sig II and KOTC in 
intramural volleyball. 

ZETA TAU ALPHA 

We hope everyone had as good 
a time at Fall Ball as the Zetas 
did. Dawn Calhoun was truly 
outstanding on the Fall Ball 
court. Birthday greetings to to 
Audrianna ai-d Nobia; you're not 
getting older, only belter! Best 
wishes to Lillian and Mike for 
iheir wedding this Saturday. 
Congratulations to Dawn 
Calhoun again for being elected a 
Pa< -'setter. The Great Teacher's 
Scholarship Fund Drive was a 
success and jhv Zetas enjoyed 
participating in it Looking 
iot\v;>- :. In another wild Mafia 
Party. The Zetas are really fired 
up about Swamp Party this 
Friday. We've all got our waders 
iiii'i camos ready for the big 
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CHI OMEGA 

Fall Ball was great! Congrats 
to the Chi Omegas on the court : 
Lisa Chaisson, Diana Marble, Liz 
Shelby, and Laura Echols. 
Congrats to Diana Marble, our 
Pearl of the Week! Our service 
project was super. We walked 10 
kilometers for the Diabetes 
foundation. 

Congratulations are extended 
to all of the following: 
Pacesetters - Carolyn Benham, 
Jenifer Cook, Lisa Chaisson, 
I^ura Echols, Liz Selby. and 
Polly Greve. Who's Who - Dawn 
Sikes. Karen Armstrong, Karen 
Klusendorf, Lisa Chaisson. Polly 
Greve, and Lisa King. NATS - 
Marcie Shepherd - 3rd place. 
Libby Rogers, and Melanie 
Crane. DDK - Lisa King and 
Alyce Boudreaux. Alpha Chi - 
Chris Hummer, Peggy Mid- 
dleton. Laura Echols, and Liz 
Selby. 

We are all looking forward to 
Parent-Daughter Banquet this 
weekend. Welcome Parents! We 
are also looking forward to ZTA 
Swamp party. Kappa Sigs: 
BEWARE!! 

KAPPA ALPHA 

Well. Fall Ball was a ball you 
all if you recall! The KA's would 
,ike to thank everyone who 
planned and promoted Fall Ball 
because we Hat out had a totally 
awesome time, for sure! We 
would also like to apologize to 
any innocent bystanders at the 
Ball who got sucked into our 
gatoring fanatics on the floor. I 
guarantee we are hurting a lot 
more than you are! Our Mama 
Mia's fiasco was a success and 
we extend our thanks to all who 
came out and chowed on the 
spaghetti. Both the Alkies and 
KA I have squeaked their ways 



into the volleyball playoffs. The 
Alkies had the most impressive 
victory by defeating the Buffalos 
in an exciting three game match. 
The Alkies just didn't know they 
were supposed to lose, let alone 
play with only six people on the 
court! We need all the luck in the 
world to continue our winning 
ways this week. A belated thanks 
goes out to Dick Anders and the 
administration who made our 
"Ceremonial Canon Firing- 
Detour One Block" signs. All we 
need now is to teach the pledges 
which way to point the detour 
arrows! A semi-private flathead 
meeting was conducted by the G. 
F. himself Mike Talley. who 
managed to desrot many a brain 
cell last Friday! We hope to have 
a few more because we are all 
getting too smart! The KA's are 
taking up donat ions for our "Save 
the Turkey" Foundation before 
poor old Mr. Turkey gets gobbled 
up! We feel it's our duty to feel 
sorry for the big bird, since he is 
manslaughtered every year at 
this time! Despite all this, 
Turkey and Coke sounds really 
good! Everyone have a good 
Thanksgiving because finals are 
just around the corner ready to 
spoil your Christmas! 
Bye-ya St it ay a! 

TAU KAPPA EPSILON 

Well. lota-Theta has survived 
another strenucus weekend Of 
course II. is now heading to 
Bciruit to head the new 
spearhead advancements into 
Lebanon. Good luck, H., and 
come back in one piece. 

We'd like to thank S.G.A. for a 
meat Fall Ball. We all had a 
greal time, especially Biff who 
managed to keep his date in a 
proper upright position. 



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A good time was had by all at 
The Farm, otherwise known as 
Stigg's Place. Of 320 acres of 
fabulous trees, only two dead 
pines were left standing. Omar 
Arouba swung his mighty axe 
like a real pro, as did all the 
pledges, and some of us were 
even impressed. O. C. managed 
to escape the law after exposing 
himself to a Ford station wagon 
filled to the brim with nuns in full 
habits. D. W. said that nothing O. 
C. could do would surprise him. 
Except maybe a midnite trip to a 
local bar where the men dress as 
women, dance with each other, 
and slap each others' bottoms. 
That's sick. Lulu! 

We're all looking forward to 
Zeta Swamp this weekend. If 
you're real lucky you'll be on 
their invite-list. 

Coming up Wednesday is the 
annual Paddle Party. Mr. Terry, 
you'd better wear two (2) pairs of 
boxers... 

We would all like to welcome 
our good friend J. B. back to 
school after a long and ap- 
parently much needed break 
from achedemia. 

Coming up next week: More 
and even more S.W.S.. letters 
home from H.. and the return of 
Serena to the world of literature! 

KAPPA SIGMA 

Congratulations are in order to 
John Yianitas and Dawn Calhoun 
for being voted to this years 
Pacesetters. Upon questioning 
about the award Johnny Y. said 
he was "completely surprised" 
and had "no idea." He also said 
that he would like to go on to 
regional Pacesetters and 
perhaps compete on a national 
leve 




Sub Scoop 

GREETINGS FROM FT. 
WALTON (not to be confused 
with John-Boy) BEACH!!! Now 
that I have your attention, I 
would like to thank all of you for 
making Fall Ball a great success. 
Everyone seemed to be enjoying 
themselves, especially a certain 
frat whose initals are KA. Once 
again they displayed their grace 
and skill on the dance floor; Fred 
and Ginger would have been 
jealous. Congrats also to the Fall 
Ball Court. 

We have many activities 
planned before you rush off for 
the Holidays. Tonight in James 
Lobby, Andre from Andre 
Gourmet Center, will present a 
program on how to entertain. If 
your idea of entertaining is 
anything on a Ritz and a six pack 
of reeb, I would encourage you to 
be there tonight at 7:00 p.m. 

Don't forget the MTV dance, 
Monday, November 21, in the 
Coffeehouse. Come dressed as 
your favorite video artist. Prizes 
will be given away for best 
costumes. Speaking of the Cof- 
feehouse ... November 22 is Brad 
Lyon's, Coffeehouse manager 
and general good guy, birthday. 
So. if you see Brad, buy him a cup 
of coffee or better yet, a years 
supply of Stewart sandwiches 
since he loves them so much. 

November 29 is the date for the 
ALL-CAMPUS PEP RALLY. The 
festivities begin at 6:30 p.m. in 
the Shell. The theme for the Rally 
is "Come out Shootin' " and 
dress is western A grand 

prize will be given to the 
organization that displays the 
most spirit. There will also be a 
Sportspage party following the 
pep rally. 

Until we meet again. ..HAVE A 
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! 

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Cetenary College 
1 983-84 Basketball Schedule 



Ladies 




Date 

Nov. 26 
Nov. 28 
Nov. 30 
Dec. 2 
Dec. 3 
Dec. 5 
Dec. 10 
Jan. 5 
Jan. 6 
Jan. 7 
Jan. 9 
Jan. 12 
Jan. 14 
Jan. 17 
Jan. 18 
Jan. 19 
Jan. 21 
Jan. 23 
Jan. 26 
Jan. 27 
Jan. 30 
Jan. 31 
Feb. 2 
Feb. 4 
Feb. 6 
Feb. 9 
Feb. 11 
Feb. 13 
Feb. 16 
Feb. 18 
Feb. 22 
Feb. 23 
Feb. 24 
Feb. 25 



*NAIA District 30 Game 

•Men's Game Follows ( Double Header) 

Head Coach: Joe St. Andre 



Day 


Opponent 


Sat. 


•Baptist Christian 


Mon. 


•East Texas Baptist 


Wed. 


• Jarvis College 


Fri. 


*Xavier University 


Sat. 


•♦William Carey 


Mon. 


•Angelina Junior College 


Sat. 


East Texas Baptist 


Thurs. 


Baptist Christian 


Fri. 


McMurry College 


Sat. 


. Kilgore Junior College 


Mon. 


'Louisiana College 


Thurs. 


•Wiley College 


Sat. 


•Kilgore Junior College 


Tues. 


♦William Carey 


Wed. 


*Springhill College 


Thurs. 


*Belhaven College 


Sat. 


•Northwestern State Univ 


Mon. 


♦Louisiana College 


Thurs. 


*Xavier University 


Fri. 


*So. Univ. of New Orleans 


Mon. 


*Tougaloo College 


Tues. 


♦Dillard University 


Thurs. 


•Arkansas-Little Rock 


Sat. 


Arkansas Tech 


Mon. 


Dillard University 


Thurs. 


Arkansas-Little Rock 


Sat. 


Panola Junior College 


Mon. 


Wiley College 


Thurs. 


Arkansas Tech 


Sat. 


Northwestern State Univ. 


Wed. 


♦Springhill College 


Thurs. 


•*Tougaloo College 


Fri. 


*Belhaven College 


Sat. 


•Central Arkansas 



Time Site 

5:30 Gold Dome 

5:30 Gold Dome 

5:30 Gold Dome 

7:00 Gold Dome 

5 :30 Gold Dome 

5 :30 Gold Dome 

6:30 Marshall, TX. 

7:00 Shreveport, La. 

7:00 Gold Dome 

7:00 Kilgore, TX. 

7:30 Pineville, LA. 

5:30 Gold Dome 

5:30 Gold Dome 

7:30 Hattisburg, Miss. 

7:00 Jackson, Miss. 

7:00 Jackson, Miss. 

5:30 Gold Dome 

7:00 Gold Dome 

7 : 00 New Orleans, LA. 

7 : 30 New Orleans, LA . 

7:30 Touga loo, Miss. 

7:00 Gold Dome 

5:30 Gold Dome 

7:30 Russelliville, Ar. 

7 : 30 New Orleans, LA . 

7:00 Little Rock, Ar. 

7:00 Carthage, Tx. 

6:00 Marshall, Tx. 

7:00 Gold Dome 

6 : 00 Natchitoches, LA . 

7:00 Jackson, Miss. 

5:30 Gold Dome 

7:00 Gold Dome 

5:30 Gold Dome 



Date 


Opponent § W | 


| Site 


Nov. 26 


Oklahoma State University 


Gold Dome 


Nov. 28 


Central Florida University 


Gold Dome 


Nov. 30 


Southern Methodist University 


Gold Dome 


Dec. 3 


North Texas State 


Gold Dome 


Dec. 5 


Louisiana Tech University 


Gold Dome 


Dec. 7 


Kansas State University 


Manhattan, Ka. 


Dec. 9-10 


Champion's Tournament 


Missoula, Mt. 


(Centenary, Cal-State Fullerton, Tennessee Tech, Univ. of Montana) 


Dec. 16-17 


Dallas Morning News Tournament 


Dallas, Tx. 


(Centenary, Arizona State, Univ. of New Orleans, SMU) 


Jan. 5 


♦Georgia Southern College 


Statesboro, Ga. 


Jan. 7 


*Mercer University 


Macon, Ga. 


Jan. 12 


•Hardin Simmons University 


Gold Dome 


Jan. 14 


•Houston Baptist University 


Gold Dome 


Jan. 16 


Northeast Louisiana University 


Monroe, La. 


Jan. 19 


Louisiana College 


Pineville, La. 


Jan. 21 


♦Northwestern State University 


Gold Dome 


Jan. 26 


♦Arkansas-Little Rock 


Little Rock, Ar. 


Jan. 28 


•Samford University 


Birmingham, 

Al. 

Gold Dome 


Feb. 2 


♦Georgia Southern College 


Feb. 4 


♦Mercer University 


Gold Dome 


Feb. 9 


♦Houston Baptist University 


Houston, Tx. 


Feb. 11 


♦Hardin-Simmons University 


Abilene, Tx. 


Feb. 18 


♦Northwestern State University 


Natchitoches, 
La. 
Ruston, La. 


Feb. 21 


Louisiana Tech University 


Feb. 23 


♦Arkansas-Little Rock 


Gold Dome 


Feb. 25 


♦Samford University 


Gold Dome 


Mar. 3 


First Round TAAC Playoffs 


TBA 


Mar. 8-9 


TAAC Final Four 


TBA 



♦TAAC Game 

All Centenary Home Games (Gold Dome) start at 7:45 p.m., except 

Feb. 4 with Mercer and Feb. 25 with Samford, these two games start at 

1:30p.m. 



Athletics 

(Continued from page 3) 

team is not the sole source of 
funds for athletics. The baseball, 
gymnastics, and Ladies 
basketball teams will bring in an 
estimated $5,000. 

As well, the Gents Club is a 
major source of athfetic income. 
As a major fund-raising 
organization, the Gents Club is 
projected to raise about $175,000. 
The 425-450 members each 
contribute $125.00 to the club and 
receive certain benefits in 
return. Gents Club members 
have their own half-time lounge 
at the Dome, free publicity, and 
paid Gents Club Luncheons in 
%num Commons. 

Added to the total financial 
income of $335,000, the school 
allocates $115,000 of the school 
budget to fill the remaining gap. 
However, that $115,000 does not 
include the 53 full scholarships or 
the ii tuition scholarships that 
the scholarship committee has 
awarded the athletic depart- 
ment. 



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Gents working hard towards 
date with Cowboys 



Season opens 



The 1983-84 collegiate 
basketball season is rapidly 
approaching and with It the 
Centenary Gentlemen are 
preparing for their opener 
against the Cowboys of 
Oklahoma State at 7:45 p.m., 
Saturday, November 26. 

The Gents are coming off a 
very impressive Monday night 
workout after taking the weekend 
off. "This is probably our best 
workout of the season." head 
coach Tommy Canterbury said 
following the late night workout. 
The Gents began practice at 8 
p.m. on Monday because of labs. 



"Basically we have put in 
everything that we want to put 
in," assistant coach Greg 
Haddox added, "and now its time 
to start polishing up and find the 
guys who are going to con- 
tribute." 

The Gents have worked hard on 
their pressure man to man and 
running game. Reginald Mosby 
has looked impressive at the 
point guard position. "We felt it 
was important to work on our 
running game as much as 
possible," coach Haddox added. 
"We lost four year letterman 
Napoleon Byrdsong at the point. 
Offensively we're going to be 



good." 

With less than two weeks left 
until the season opener, the Gents 
still need a lot of work on defense. 
"Our defense needs a lot of 
work," coach Canterbury in- 
serted. "We are so small that it is 
going to be important that we 
play good defense to win. But, we 
have outstanding athletes with 
good strength and speed." 

The Gentlemen will spend the 
next ten days working on their 
man t o man pressure and 2-3 zone 
pressure defenses, with some full 
court man to man pressure. At 
this juncture the offense is way 
ahead of the defense. 



If you're going to see the home 
team play this year, you better 
come early. The Gents open the 
season with five straight home 
games, beginning with Oklahoma 
State, followed by Central 
Florida University, SMU, North 
Texas State, and end with 1-20 
rival Louisiana Tech, all within 
an 11 day stint. 

Afterwards, the Gents go on the 
road and do not return to the Gold 
Dome until January 12 when they 
meet Hardi n-Sim mons 
University in their third Trans 
America Athletic Conference 
(TAAC) game of the season. 



The Gents will play in two 
tournaments this year, the first 
the Champions Classic in; 
Missoula, Montana where the 
Gents will face Cal-State 
Fullerton in game one. The 
Titans are ranked 12th 
nationally. The University of 
Montana and Tennessee Tech 
will play in game two. 

Afterwards, the Gents will play 
in the Dallas Morning News 
Classic. Centenary opens the 
tournament with Arizona State. 
SMU and the University of New 
Orleans will play in game two. 



Rifle team places fifth 



Four of five starters confirmed 



There is still one position up for 
grabs when the Gents take to the 
tartan surface in the Gold Dome 
Nov. 26. For sure. Willie 
.lajckson. a preseason All- 
American choice, will start at 
one forward, while Albert 
Thomas will be at the small 
forward. At center. Eric "Bad 
News" Bonner will start, and 
Reginald Mosby. a junior college 
transfer will handle the point 
guard position. 



But there is going to be a war 
for the second guard spot. "If I 
had to name somebody today, I 
would have to go with Russell 
Taylor." Canterbury said, "but, 
you can't count out Vance 
Hughes." 

Taylor, a 6-0 senior from 
Bossier City. Louisiana, has 
improved a lot over the summer. 
"Russell is intelligent and can 
shoot it in," Canterbury said. 
"His defense is sound and he is 



very competitive." Another 
candidate for the second guard 
position is freshman standout 
Andrew Dewberry. 

Dewberry needs time to 
develop, but by Christmas he 
could be starting. Others who 
have looked impressive are Tom 
Schmidt. Rodney Bailey, and 
Michael Bell. Schmidt and Bailey 
have been working at both guard 
positions, while Bell has been 
working at both forward and 
center. 



Centenary's Rifle Team placed 
fifth in their first postal match of 
the fall '83 season. Hosting the 
twelve team match was the 
University of New Orleans ROTC 
and the UNO Rifle Team. Placing 
first was the University of 
Kentucky Team No. 1 (1079), 
second - Kansas State University 
(1043). third - University of 
Kentucky Team No 2 (1032), 
fourth - Virginia Military In- 
stitute (1021). fifth - Centenary 
College (999), sixth - Southeast 
Louisiana University (958). 

The Rifle Team travelled to 
Huntsville where they par- 



ticipated in the Rodeo Match at 
Sam Houston State University. 
Centenary placed sixth in the, 
fifteen team match with 3936 
points out of a possible 4800 
points. First place was awarded 
to Texas A & M Team No. 1 
(4387), second - UT Austin (4320), 
third - Texas A & M Team No. 2 
(4148). fourth - UT Arlington 
Team No. 1 (4088), fifth - NSU 
Team No. 1 (4073). 

The highest scoring individual 
shooters are: Adam Harbuck - 
( 1 005 ) , Steve Watson - ( 985 ) , Rick 
Kaiser - (984), and Chris Ed- 
wards - (962). 





Pep Rally in the Shell, Tuesday, 

November 29 at 6:30 p.m. 

Organization with most spirit will 

win the GRAND PRIZE!!! 

Spirit Party following Rally at 

Sportspage II in the Square. 

Organizations interested in 

competing in the Pep Rally, 

contact the Activities Office 

no later than November 28. 




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December 1, 1983 



Christmas Traditions Celebrated 



byTomUfert 

Well my friends, that i time of 
year has arrived! "Jingle Bells, 
Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way, 
... Deck the halls with boughs of 
holly ... Hark the herald. Angels 
sing . . . Silent Night, Holy Night . . . 
etc ..." Have you ever wondered 
why we celebrate Crhistmas or 
where it came from? 

Christmas is an annual holiday 
celebrated world-wide by many 
varing cultures and societies. It 
is celebrated by the Christian 
church on December 25 to 
commemorate the birth of 
Christ. It's origins are, to this 
day. unknown. However, some 
scholars associate its beginnings 
with pre : Christian rites of 
Germanic and Celtic tribesmen. 
They commemorated the "Yule" 
or winter solstice with many 
festive and enthusiastic 
celebrations. This term, "Yule," 
still used in some dialects of 
Scotland and northern England 
today, refers to the turning of the 
sun northward at the winter 
solstice. Yule derives from 
Anglo-Saxon and Scandinavian 
w ords meaning a winter feast 
faring the months of December 



and January. The festival was 
marked by huge bonfires and 
burning logs. After their con- 
version to Christianity, the 
Germans incorporated the old 
Teutonic customs into the new 
Christian celebration. Christ- 
mas, observed as a Christian 
holiday since the 4th century 
A.D., still includes heathern 
customs such as: the use of holly, 
mistletoe, and wassail bowls. Our 
modern concept of Christmas 
trees was most probably 
acquired from pre-Christian 
Roman society. 

Christmas has developed 
universally as a time of secular 
and social significance. It is 
expressed in many ways with the 
exchanging of gifts (a tradition 
based upon the gifts of the 3 wise 
men) and greeting cards, not to 
mention the suspension of school 
and work. We have further ob- 
tained the custom of Santa Claus, 
firmly professed by all American 
children, from the Dutch 
celebration of St. Nicholas Day 
on Christmas eve. The Dutch St. 
Nicholas does not guide a red 
sleigh or 13 reindeers. Instead he 
arrives in a glittering gold 



I gondola-type craft at each city in 
the Netherlands (or so the old 
legend goes). As well the Jewish 
people have for centuries 
celebrated a winter holiday in its 
Hanukkah festivites. 

Regardless of its origins, 
Christmas remains a significant 
social holiday. Christmas is a 
time of love, joy, festivity, 
brotherhood, unity, sharing, and 
peace. It is a time for us to be 
with family and friends, as it 
should be. Many have remarked, 
how happy and cheerful people 
seem to be this holiday season in 
comparison to those of past 
seasons. They have commented 
on the sincere kindness and 
compassion that people are 
expressing. As well, even more 
have described the pure sense of 
hope and festivity that is in the f 
air. Someone once said, "Let 
every day be like Christmas!" 
Live every day this holiday 
season and coming year be like 
Christmas! % 

We of the Conglomerate staff 
wish all of our Centenary family 
a Merry Christmas! Peace be 
with vou all! 




n Named to Alpha Chi | Peace : Something Personal 



Eleven Centenary College 
s, udents from the Ark-La-Tex 
"jrea have been initiated into 
JJPha Chi. a national scholastic 
J°nor. society. They are Gregory 
pes Brown. Laura Echols, 

^nie Marie Getsinger, Steven 

Greber, Peggy Ann Middleton. 
Jpberly E. Monsour, Enrique 
. Narcisco. and David Prince 

• all of Shreveport: Frank 
paries Serio Jr. of Bossier City. 
Jbecca Bond Timms of Benton, 
L, c, ay A. Robertson of Man- 






Other Centenary students to be 
initiated are Thurndotte Baugh- 
man of Cleveland, Mo.; Kerry 
Lee Collier of Winnfield; Amy 
Lynn Davenport of Tyler, Texas; 
Christine Anne Hummer of 
Smithville, Mo. ; Andres Navarro 
of Leakey, Texas; and Elizabeth 
Selby of Baton Rouge. 

Junior and senior students with 
a cumulative grade point 
average of 3.5 or higher (on a 4.0 
scale) are eligible for mem- 
bership. Dr. Lee Morgan is the 
Alpha Chi sponsor at Centenary. 



Peace! What is it? Is it the 
concept of no more war? Or is it 
the "Sounds of Silence" as Simon 
and Garfunkle once sang of? 
Could it be Sir Thomas More's 
Utopia? I say no to all of these. 
Peace my friends, is a personal 
concept within the inner soul and 
heart. 

Many times, throughout our 
lives we travel and we run 
through life searching and 
grasping for a thing that is in 
front of our very noses. Look 
back! Since the beginning of 



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The semester in review — p. 4-5 

Final Exam Schedule — p. 8 



school have you found this inner 
peace? Most of us could not 
truthfully answer yes. We rarely 
take time to "Stop and smell the 
roses" of life. We hardly ever sit 
down on a clear bright blue day 
and listen for birds singing in the 
trees above. It is rare that we 
listen for the things we never 
hear: grasshoppers, the wind, 
rain drops, clocks ticking, leaves, 
trees, and just plain silence. In 
our modern world we are told 
that these things are silly or 
wierd. ARE THEY? Most of the 
time we never take the time to 
listen for peace because we are 
too busy in our world of hustle 
and bustle! It is this little spark 
of silence or peace that very few 
of us ever light in our lives that 
can make the world difference! It 
can create a fire in us that only 
burns and kindles for eternity. As 
Robert Frost once wrote. 



"I shall be telling this with a 
sigh somewhere ages and ages 
hence: Two roads diverged in a 
wood and M took the one less 
traveled by, and that has made 
all the difference." 
It is the "road less traveled by" 
that Christ took. And it is that 
small spark that furiously burned, 
in His heart that He gave when 
He said, "Peace be with you. My 
peace be with you." It is neither 
missies nor money nor demon- 
strations nor summits, not even 
Christian morals that will bring 
peace. Yet, it is the inner hearts 
of men that will eventually 
conquer human confrontation. 
We, together Americans and 
Russians, Arabs and Jews. 
Communists and Republicans 
Blacks and Whites, with God. 
must light that little spark and 
take that road less traveled by or 
be captiula ted into oblivion. 



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LfTTECS 



Senate Minutes 



Dear Editor, 

I am the "fated" ex-publicity 
chairman and did not appreciate 
the Conglomerate unnecessarily 
lengthened "Senate Minutes" 
column in the Nov. 3 issue. 

Typically, the job was not fully 
outlined before I took the 
position. Certain members of the 
SGA were supposed to contact 
me with information concerning 
a campus function, allowing me 
ample time for my job, and then 
allowing students the time to 
make or not make plans to at- 
tend. Due to poor organization 
with the SGA and repeated short 
notice my performance was 
handicapped. 

I wish the future Publicity 
Chairman luck and satisfaction 
from the SGA members. Perhaps 
the paycheck for their portion of 
the semester will be punctual; I 
was unable to get mine requested 
until 13 days after the 
Conglomerate's coverage. 
Support Student Government. 

— Mitchell Pengra 

To the Editor: 

I would like to take this op- 
portunity to express thanks to all 
of the volunteers — over ninety of 
them— who made our Fall 
Phonathon a success. The group 



attempted and made calls to 
nearly 3,000 Centenary alumni, 
eliciting specific pledges totaling 
over $15,000, and many thousands 
more in unspecific pledges 
(where exact figures were 
withheld) and company mat- 
ching funds, plus further sums 
from the $100,000 challenge, 
which will double the many 
qualifying gifts! We are well on 
the way to raising the goal of 
$700,000 for this year's Great 
Teachers-Scholars Fund. 

Thanks specifically to the Chi 
Omega pledges, Zeta Tau Alpha 
pledges, and actives of both 
sororities; to the Theta Chi 
fraternity; an to the numerous 
other individuals who volunteer 
their time, especially to Lisa 
Illing who spearheaded the 
recruitment. You made it work. 

A second Phonathon session 
will be conducted early in the 
Spring. We hope some of you will 
come back and help again, and 
that others will join in. Still, we 
couldn't ask for a more willing, 
energetic, diligent, or nicer 
bunch of folks than you were. 

Sincere thanks 

Chris Webb 

Director of the Annual Fund 



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Senate Minutes 
by Clay Robertson 

This column represents a 
reporting of the Senate meeting 
of November 29, 1983, and should 
not be considered the official 
minutes of the Senate. 

The Senate meeting of 
November 29, 1983 was called to 
order by President Thrundotte 
Baughman at 11:13 a.m. The 
minutes of the previous Senate 
meeting were approved shortly 
thereafter with only minor 
revisions and no reports from 
officers. 

Tuesday the Senate heard from 
its ad hoc committee regarding 



Senator Susan Scott's Panel 
Discussion. The discussion on the 
matter centered on the details of 
the agenda and the lack of 
publicity regarding the Panel 
Discussion. 

The November 29 meeting 
represented the last of this fall's 
media sessions, with reports 
from Yoncopin editor Dawn 
Calhoun, and Conglomerate 
editor Lea Ann Burelbach. 

Under "Old Business," the 
Senate discussed the regulations 
concerning the placement of 
directional signs along 1-20 for 
the college. Discussion concluded 
with the suggestion to talk to 
Congressman Roemer about the 
matter. 



Under "New Business," the 
Senate heard from Dean of 
Students Anders and Senator Bob 
Thomas. Dean Anders an- 
nounced that in the Spring Long 
Distance Service would be en- 
tering the dorm, making for a 
change in long distance service 
for students. Senator Bob 
Thomas then delivered a speech 
in favor of changing the S.G.A. 
Constitution, so S.G.A. members 
can be members of their dor- 
mitory's Dorm Council. The 
Senate passed Senator Thomas's 
resolution, which will require a 
student vote in the Spring to take 
effect. 

The Senate of the Fall of 1983 
then adjourned at 11:55 a.m. 



Housing Problem Shelved 



After reviewing all the facts 
concerning seniors having a 
choice to live on campus or off 
campus, the S.G.A. decided to not 
make a proposal. The primary 
reason for the decision was that 
with only 25 percent of the 
housing surveys returned, the 
estimation of financial loss to the 
college would be inaccurate and 
very slanted. The students who 
returned the surveys are 
primarily those who would 
consider moving off campur. 
Thus, the monetary figure would 
be against the S.G.A. in any such 
proposal. 

Dick Anders, the Dean of 



Students, expressed the other 
considerations that needed 
reviewing. First, the amount of 
money lost by such a proposal 
would increase the amount of 
money that on-campus students 
would be paying. This is a surely 
economical consideration. It is 
possible that if a large freshman 
class entered the college, this 
would take care of itself. 
However, enrollment for private 
institutions is going down rather 
than up. 

A second consideration ex- 
pressed was the possibility of 
having to close Hardin Hall. The 
reason for this would also be one 



of economics. Most of the girls 
presently living in Hardin are 
Seniors and might conceivably 
move off campus. Others could 
move into Hardin but that would 
leave empty rooms in James. In 
essence, for the cost of heating, 
cooling, and electricity all girls 
would live in Sexton or James 
and there might not be an honor 
girls' dorm. 

These are just a few of the 
major considerations. The S.G.A. 
felt a stronger need to represent 
the on-campus students at this 
point and protect them from 
higher tuition or meal plan costs. 
Talk to your Senators if you have 
questions or further concerns. 



Words from Wonderland 



By Betsy Camp 

What are you doing Friday 
night? Going to a party? Going 
out with friends? OR... do you 
have a date? Dates are a 
ridiculous A merican 
phenomenon. Wheather you 
realize it or not, dating is not a 
natural instinct. It is forced upon 
us by a cruel and unusual society. 
That's why some of us— when we 
get the occasional date— make a 
shambles of this social duty. 

I have never been successful in 
the world of dating. My first "car 
date" was a complete wreck- 
literally. My parents almost 
disowned me when my date came 
to the door. His hair was well 
below his shoulders, and his car 
belonged to a junkyard. The 
female half of the couple we 
"doubled" with had sneaked out 
of her house to go on this date— a 
terrible mistake. 

Everything went very well 
until the drive home. As we were 
barreling down the freeway, we 
heard a sreaching noise, the car 
jerked violently, and we came to 



a very sudden stop. We all 
thought is was a flat until my 
date announced that the entire 
wheel had come off the car. 

I didn't get home for my 
midnight curfew and it took my 
mother a year to believe that 
story. It didn't even matter that 
the car blew up the next day. 

But high school dates are less 
formal and serious than college 
dates. And the problems are 
more severe. 

The first problem is, of course, 
getting a date. Some people have 
as many dates as they desire. But 
most of us watch Love Boat every 
Saturday night. I can tell you 
what's happened on almost every 
episode since its debut. (I missed 
one or two shows when my 
mother made my cousin take me 
to my Senior Prom and 
Homecoming. ) 

Once you men have obtained 
the unobtainable— a date— you 
worry about where you are going 
to go. Does she like live music? 
What movies has she not seen? 
Does she like bowl drinks? If you 



take her to a Mexican 
Restaurant, you can be sure she 
will be allergic to chili peppers. If 
you take her to a movie, she will 
want to see Richard Gere more 
than she will want to see you. And 
if you take her to a bar, she will 
probably tell you that she is a 
Mormon.' 

Girls worry about different 
things. The most pressing 
question is that of clothing. Don't 
worry anymore. No matter 
where you go, you will be under- 
dressed. If you wear jeans, he'll 
take you to the beach. If you weal" 
a dress, he'll take you to a 
football game.. .in the rain. 

Of course, there are unex- 
pected problems such as: when 
he tells you that your perfume 
reminds him of his mother or that 
his ten-year-old sister has a dress 
just like tht one you're wearing 
And guys, if you really like a gui 
she'll probably tell you that hef 
ex-boyfriend was a better kisser 

All in all, dating is a drag. B^ 
is can be fun once you overcorn e 
all of its drawbacks. So, if thef* 
are any free guys out there... 



Nuclear Tidings 



Thursday, December 1, 1983— CONGLOMERATE— Page 3 



By Tom Ufert 

How appropriate, that the 
Sunday before Thanksgiving at 
the beginning of our holiday 
season. THE DAY AFTER 
should appear upon our tv 
screens. Public controversy 
centered on the movie's special 
effects and radical viewpoints. It 
was the first time that such 
issues had been raised on such a 
public level ; Is nuclear war truly 
survivable; will it happen; could 
it happen; how do we avoid its 
irreversible results. It is un- 
fortunate that ABC attempted to 
make "a Killing" from its ex- 
clusive rights to the film. 
However, their special Viewpoint 
program afterwards should be 
highly commended. Some im- 
portant points brought about by 



the film and the distinguised 
panel on Viewpoint should be 
considered. 

Political rashness could lead to 
human extinction. The break- 
down of Detente' and arms 
limitations talk can lead to a lack 
of knowledge and trust. This gap 
in communication leads to fear 
which in turn leads to rash ac- 
tion. 

Staunch beliefs in ideologies 
and political goals can lead to 
stubborn antagonism and 
agression. Why can't com- 
munisim and capitalism live 
side-by-side in peace. They have 
lived with each other for 66 years. 

Deradicalization of "Hotspots" 
around the world could only aid 
the peace process. This move 
requires patience, compromise, 



negotiation, and time. 

Not only the people and nations 
of the Soviet Union and the 
United States will suffer from a 
nuclear confrontation. The 
results of such a cataclysmic 
epoch in human history would be 
irreversible. Besides for those 
few thousands of human beings 
that survive an all out nuclear 
war and the radiation af- 
terwards, what will they do? The 
radioactive emissions from so 
many nuclear explosions will do 
untold damage. Remember the 
weather changes caused by Mt. 
St. Helens*' Multiply that by a 
thousand mcs! A "Nuclear 
Winter" will result and place the 
planet in a nuclear ice-age. The 
Radiation will radically destroy, 
in a short time, the O Zone layer 
around the earth. Once this layer 
is gone the earth will be left 
defenseless to solar radiation. 



This radiation will burn all 
vegetation in the areas un- 
touched by nuclear radiation. 
The wind and rains of the globe 
will spread the radiation from the 
devastated areas. As well, the 
gravitational balance of our 
planet will be knocked out of line 
to such a great degree, that the 
results cannot even be deter- 
mined. The film was very 
generous and conservative in its 
account of a nuclear aftermath. 
Let us consider the area 
discussed; Kansas & Missouri. 
That area, because of the number 
of missle silos would be com- 
pletely obliterated. The East and 
West coasts would also be 
devastated. Anyone surviving the 
initial blasts in these areas, 
would not live more than 48 hours 
because of the nuclear fallout. 
Let us have no fear, a nuclear 
war is possible. With the growing 



controversy over U.S. 
deployment of Pershing and 
Cruise missies in Western 
Europe, the possibility of nuclear 
war is only hightened. What 
game are we playing where we 
will accept 20 million casulties 
and the Russians will accept 40 
million casualties? It is a strange 
game when the results are yet 
unknown! 

Regardless of the far-reaching 
results of THE DAY AFTER, the 
fact remains that we havo a 
severe problem in our world. We. 
the people of each nation, and the 
future of each nation and our 
race, are the final winners or 
losers! As Carl Saeen and 
William F. Buckley Jr pointed 
out, the power of the people has 
surmounted all others We must 
educate our children to avoid 
future confrontations 



"The Week After" (Dead Week— How to Avoid Bombing Your Final Exam 



First, accept the fact that, like 
death and taxes, final exams are 
inevitable. Plead, pray, 
procrastinate as you may, they 
are still there. 

Next, get a commitment from 
your professor. What kind of 
exam does he plan to give? How 
many questions? What Kinds of 
questions (e.g., essay, short 
answer, multiple choice, etc)? 
What topics? What part of the 
course will the final cover— the 
entire course or the materials 
since the last exam? What 
suggestions might he or she 
make to help you better prepare 
for the final? If necessary, ask 
for an individual conference to 
get further help from' your in- 
structor before the final. 

Now, use Dead Week for what 
it is intended: to study for your 
finals. 

How to study? 

1. Review (of course! ). Review 
your notes. Review your textbook 
( I hope you've got into the habit 
°f marking it well and even 
writing annotations in the 



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Mary Hughes 

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Fine Art and Calligraphy 

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margins). Review your previous 
exam papers and written work. 
Where did you go wrong? What 
did you do particularly well? 
How can you profit from your 
previous mistakes? Study with a 
classmate if this helps, but don't 
let this cooperative reviewing 
take the place of your own 
private reviewing: it should be a 
supplement, not a substitute. 

2. Warm-up! Just as you warm- 
up for an athletic event or 
game— by going through the 
same movements that you will be 
involved in during the actual 
contest— i.e., the exam. In other 
words, do some writing. Write 
down names, places, dates, key 
ideas, problem and solutions. 
More than this, however, 
especially if you're preparing for 
a course in English, History, 
Philosophy, or some other course 
that involves essay questions, 
write some brief practice essays. 
Try to anticipate what questions 
will appear on the exam. (Ask 
your professor for some samples 
from previous exams in this 
course). Go through the same 



writing motions that you expect 
to go through on the exam itself, 
then check your essay to make 
sure you've done it right— that is, 
clearly, logically, and ac- 
curately. If you are lucky, you 
might even find yourself writing 
on the same question on the exam 
itself— but even if you don't find 
the exact same question on the 
exam, you will have organized 
the basic materials so that you 
can write clearly and coherently 
when you encounter similar 
questions on the exam. 
Moreover, you will have more 
confidence in yourself when you 
start the exam. (And, hopefully, 
if you've warmed up properly, 
you won't pull an intellectual 
hamstring.) 

3. Try to get some rest before 
the exam— a decent night's sleep 
if you can possibly manage that. 
In any case, get enough rest to be 
at your intellectual best when you 
enter the exam room. Ideally, 
you should concentrate t>n good 
health habits for at least a week 
before the exam period: that 
means proper food and sleep and 



exercise. (and minimal 
dissipation) throughout Dead 
Week. Save the partying arid 
celebrating for the Christmas 
break. (Whoever heard of 
"Merry Dead Week"?) 

4. Read the questions! Sounds 
obvious, I realize, but a sur- 
prising number of students 
perennially fail to do this. Don't 
start writing an answer until you 
fully understand what your in- 
structor is asking for. If you can't 
comprehend the question, ask 
you professor. If you have time 
limits for different questions on 
the exam, be sure to watch your 
watch. 

5. Be selective. Remember that 



if you have studied properly, you 
cannot possibly write everything 
you know (on an essay question) 
during the limited period 
assigned to each final exam. 
Select those details most relevant 
to each question— and remember 
that you will be graded not on 
what you may know, but^n what 
you actually write. In short, it's 
what's on your paper, not what's 
in your head, that counts finally 
on finals. With a bit of luck and 
lots of pluck, you should be able 
to celebrate the holidays 
properly. Merry Christmas' 

Dr. Earle Labor 

Chairman 

English Department 



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Fast relief from 
business pressures 

Business can be a fast track with plenty of 
pressure. 

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At the Y you can swim, run, play 
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classes, and all kinds of other exciting physical 
activities. 

So when you need relief from business 
pressure, or any kind of pressure, don't reach 
for the aspirin. Run over to the YMCA. 

Call the Central YMCA today for 
membership information (221-5151). Couples 
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A new addition to campus is the Hodges Rose Garden dedicated in October 



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AT 

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Across from Playhouse) 

WEDNESDAYS 
5p.m. — Holy Communion 
5: 30 p.m. — Free Supper 

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Page 6— CONGLOMERATE- Thursday, December 1, 1983 




Around Town 



By 

Larry Morse and 

Tina Hackett 

Well, it's that "Holly-Jolly" 
season again! Along with this 
season we are afflicted 
with. ..yes, you guessed it...- 
FINALS!! While the rest of the 
world enjoys reruns of "Frosty 
the Snowman" and "Perry 
Como's Christmas in Bagdad," 
we are forced to sit at our festive 
desks and do nothing but study. 
One will find that such 
monotinous studying will lead to 



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ROTC Scholarships 
Available 

Scholarship interviews are now 
being conducted by the Cen- 
tenary Department of Military 
Science for two and three-year 
scholarships. These scholarships 
will pay for tuition, academic 
fees, lab fees, book allowance, 
and a $100 per month stipend. 
Two-year scholarships are also 
available for National Guard and 
Reserves, and sophomores may 
openly compete for those. 

Eligibility i^ open for any 
freshman or nphomore that 
meets the foil ng criteria: one 
must posses:- good moral 
character, be physically fit, be 
under 25 years of age on June 30 
in year of graduation, have a 2.0 



GPA or better, be a U.S. citizen, 
and be a full-time student. There 
is no obligation, and award of this 
scholarship is based on merit and 
not the student's financial need. 
Moreover, the student does not 
have to be enrolled in any 
Military Science course to 
compete for this scholarship. 

For additional information, 
contact Captain Rick Foster at 
869-5194 or 5403. 

OjH>n Ear in 

Seeking Volunteers 

OPEN EAR S'PORT — 
BOSSIER'S Crisis Intervention 
and Deferral Telephone Service 
needs volunteers to work the 
phones. Interested in helping 
people in need — We are in- 




terested in talking to you — 
CALL 869-1228 leave your name 
and number after the tape 
finishes. Some one will Call. 

Open Ear Training 
Seminar for new Volunteers 

DEC. 10 SAT. at 2 or 3 p.m. 
Smith Hall Room 107 on the 
CENTENARY Campus (Smith 
Hall is located on the corner of 
Woodlawn Ave. and Kings high- 
way Please PRE-REGISTER 
for either of the sessions by 
calling 869-1228 leave your name 
and number after the recording 
finishes. Someone will call you in 
case you have questions. 

Hodges (kirden 

Christmas Lights 

On December 2, 1983, Hodges 
Gardens. Louisiana's famous 
"Garden in the Forest," will turn 
on its Christmas lights. 
Thousands of multicolored lights 
sparkle around the shores of the 
lake and along the garden 
structures. There also Christmas 
displays in the gardens and 
conservatory. 

The lights are turned on each 
evening from 5:00 P.M. till 9:00 
P.M. through December 23. 1983. 
Admission to the Gardens is free 
after 5:00 P.M. for viewing the 
lights. 

Hodges Garden is located 12 
miles south of Manv. Louisiana 



you may ask. Well, NanKing is 
the place. Located downtown on 
Milam Street, they are con- 
vieniantly open from 10:00 A.M. 
to 4:00 A.M. Monday through 
Saturday. Our favorite has to be 
the Chicken Egg Foo Yung. This 
delightful dish consists of chicken 
and Chinese vegetables fried in 
egg batter and served over rice. 
If you're not that hungry, Egg 
Rolls or Wonton are the best bet. 
They accept Visa, Master Card, 
and American Express credit 
cards. So, next time that Yuletide 
studying gets you hungry, get 



hunger. "What do I do about it?" "AROUND TOWN" to NanKing. 

Sub Scoop 



Hope everyone had a Happy 
Thanksgiving and are looking 
forward to a Merry Christmas. I 
want to apologize for having to 
cancel the Pep Rally. There were 
to many conflicts Tuesday night 
and we felt another night would 
be better, anyway the Gents 
know we love them and support 
them. 

Tonight is the last Leisure 
learning program of the year. 
Nicky, owner of Nicky's Mexican 
Restaurant, will do a program on 
Mexican cooking. He promises 
that it will be a show you won't 
want to miss. It's at 7:00 p.m. in 
James Lobby. I want to thank all 
of you for making the Fall 
Leisure Learning courses a BIG 
SUCCESS! ! ! ! I have some neat 
things planned for spring. 

Don't forget Homecoming is 
this weekend. Nancy has really 
been working hard to make 



everything perfect. Let's show 
our alumni that Centenary is still 
the best by supporting all of the 
Homecoming events. "Edge of 
the Wedge" will preforming at 
the dance following the game. 

Christmas Jubilee will be 
Sunday, December 11 at 6:30 
p.m. We will meet in the Chapel 
for a short Christmas story, then 
carol around campus. We will 
end up in Crumley Gardens 
where Robert Ed Taylor will 
deliver a devotional. Following 
the devotional there will be 
refreshments in the SUB. This 
would be great time to take a 
break from studying and enjoy 
the Christmas season. 

I hope everyone has a safe and 
happy holiday. Hope Santa is 
good to you and brings you the 
things you want. Until next 
year. ..Merry Christmas and 
Have a Happy New Year! !!!!!!! 



on U.S. Highway 171 ap- 
proximately halfway between 
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Money A vailahle for 

College Grants 

Loans and Scholarships 

Academic Guidance Services 
(AGS) is a research and 
processing organization. There 
are literally thousands of 
scholarships and grants which go 
unused each school year because 
parents and students just don't 
know that they exist. The amount 
of money which is "lost" to the 
public in this manner, simply 
through the lack of information. 



is enormous. AGS program 
entitled FINANCIAL-AID 
FINDER matches and elec- 
tronically prints out known 
eligibility requirements of 
financial sources, their ad- 
dresses, the amount of aid of- 
fered as well as other pertinent 
information. The student com- 
pletes a short questionnaire so 
that the student's background 
and other information may be 
matched to the requirements of 
the funding sources and 
scholarships. For additional 
information and the question- 
naire, write AGS. 1025-4th St. 
Eureka. CA. 95501 or call (707) 
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Thursday, December 1, 1983— CONGLOMERATE— Page 7 



Chi Omega 

The Iota Gamma Chapter of Chi 
Omega would like to announce its 
new officers for 1984. They are: 
President — Laura Echols, Vice 
President — Lisa Thornton, 
Secretary — Liz Montgomery, 
Treasurer — Mickey Zemann, 
Pledge Trainer — Liz Selby, 
Personnel — Libby Rogers, Rush 
Chairmen — Alyce Boudreaux 
and Donna Monk. 
Congratulations to our new of- 
ficers and to everyone who 
received a chairmanship 
position. Thanks to the Parent- 
Daughter Committee for a 
fantastic Parent-Daughter 
Banquet and to the Sigs for 
returning our plaque picture. 

Kappa Alpha 

We are all glad to be back but 
little do we have to look forward 
to. These next couple of weeks 
will definately test our sanity 
with preparation for finals. This 
Saturday the KA's are holding an 
alumni open house for you 
guessed it, our alumni! We are 
also looking forward to the 
Homecoming festivities this 
weekend. The base-line bums will 
have hopefully made their first 
appearence this week. We back 
the Gents as well as have a good 
time doing it! Congratulations to 
Jeff Robertson, Nick Nolfe, and 
Brian Dempsey for being picked 
as Zeta Big Brothers. Yes, they 
are the studs of the chapter and 
they will represent us well. If this 
is the last edition of the paper, we 
would like to wish everyone a 
Happy Christmas and a Merry 
New Year. 

If this isn't the last edition, Bah 
Humbug! All of the KA's would 
like to thank Miss Kathy Heard 
for her great improvement of 
activities and events on campus. 
There has been a noticeable 
improvement in this area, and 
Kathy, we really appreciate it. 
We would like to invite all the 
faculty and administration to 
come by our open house Satur- 



day. The Sled got a new car- 
burator and a few new bumper 
stickers over the holidays. Mike 
says if you've got a decent 
sticker, come paste it on Sled 
and surprise him. Fritz needs a 
new window, Orville is still 
jammin' and the Sled is still 
thumpin.' We will have to drink 
about those words of wisdom! 
Bye-ya! 

Tau Kappa Epgilon 

The fraters of Iota-Theta have 
survived another awesome 
Thanksgiving break. The 
grueling roadtrips home and 
back took their toll on many bank 
accounts and near perfect 
automobiles. The H-mobile blew 
up outside of San Marcos, 
causing more widespread terror 
than The Day After. As another 
car and Robichaud is taking bets 
on how long this one will last. 
O.C. met many down-home 
Texas Highway Patrolmen on his 
way back and he is rumored to 
have a fine nearly as large as 
national debt. Blotto brought 
back a trunk filled with Florida 
beach sand for next semester's 
Beach Party; thanks Blotto! The 
Brown Bandit made it to the 
French Quarter in record time. 
D.B. was as juiced up as his car 
is. 

The pledges nearly met Boxcar 
Willie the other night on their 
annual Trek Down the Tracks. 
Stiggs had an enjoyable time yet 
he will never leave his keys in his 
car again. The lady in the red and 
white checkered smock at the 7- 
11 still has not recovered from 
the sight of hoodwinked pledges 
entering her store and there is 
now a 24 hour guard on the 
premises. 

Christmas Party is coming up 
along with homecoming and the 
All Greek Party so there is still 
on last chance to have a real 
crankin' bash before finals 
overtake the merriment of the 
holiday season. By the way, who 
will be Santa this year? 



RA Application Being Taken Now 



Brass and Crystal 
Show 

Monday, December 5 

Show starts at 7 p.m. 

Great Christmas Gifts. 
James Lobby 



Recently the Dean of Students 
office sponsored a workshop for 
students interested in becoming 
Resident Assistants (RA). This 
workshop, held on November 29 
in Kilpatrick Auditorium, 
basically explained the 
responsibilities and expectations 
of an RA. Interested students 
were encouraged to attend, 
however it was not required. 

Applications for an RA position 
are now available from any 
member of the Resident Staff at 
Hamilton Hall, until December 
16. All applications are due in the 
Dean of Students Office by 4:00 
p.m. on that date. Once an ap- 
plication is returned to the DOSO 
the student will be placed on the 
list for RA interviews. 

The interview process at- 
tempts to evaluate each can- 
didate based upon his or her 
personality, attitude, dedication. 



■> 



integrity, sensitivity, and code of 
conduct. The process includes six 
interviews for each interested 
student. The student will be in- 
terviewed by Dick Anders (Dean 
of Students), Joy Jeffers (Asst. 
Dean of Students), Dr. Mark 
Dulle (RA Program Advisor), 
one Resident Director, one Senior 
RA, and one Senior student. 

Students are* advised to be 
familiar with pertenant in- 
formation from the student 
Handbook, Quicklist, and the 
College Catalogue for possible 
questions during the interviews. 

Students eligible for an RA 
appointment must meet the 
following criteria: Applicants 
are expected to be full-time 
students with a minimum ac- 
cumulative 2.50 GPA. Students 
are also required to take an 
average of 30 credit hours per 
academic year. Each of these 



qualifications is expected to be 
maintained after the ap- 
pointment is bestowed. 

Students are to be advised, 
however, that these RA ap- 
pointments are not just positions 
) of responsibility or work. They 
also require the students to 
become personally acquainted 
with their charges. The RAs are 
also supposed to be available as 
councelors and advisors for their 
fellow students. Each person 
goes through some adjustments 
at college and it is for these times 
when the RAs are useful. 

Applications Due — December 
16, 4:00 p.m. 

Interview Process — November 
29, — February 24 
Decision Process — February 24 
— March 16 

Appointment Announcements — 
March 19 




among students that could 
alter the course of history. 

De cember 21 1983- January 1 19 84 

"A CONVICTION IS DEVELOPING AMONG 
Christian college students today. It's a conviction that 
sa>s, 'Hey, if other people can assert their beliefs on 
campus, then why aren't we Christians doing the same?' " 

— Josh McDowell 

KC83 is a once-in-a-college career experience. Up to 25,000 
students and faculty will be gathering in Kansas City to learn how 
to make an eternal mark for Christ and how to see God's power 
unleashed on campus, reaching every student. 

Speakers will include: 

• Billy Graham 

• Bill Bright 

• Elisabeth Elliot 

• Crawford Loritts 

A delegation is now being formed from your campus. Contact: 



Keith Reagan 
868-7474 

KC83 



Campus Office • Campus Crusade for Christ • Arrowhead Springs • San Bernardino, CA 92414 

(714) 886-5224, ext. 5300 



Page 8— CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, December 1, 1983 



SPORTS 



Gents Joust the Knights in 2nd Game of Season 



Central Florida's Tom Cubit 
missed twice underneath as time 
ran out, giving the Centenary 
Gents on 63-62 win in Shreveport 
Monday night. The win evened 
the Gents on th year at 1-1, while 
Central Florida dropped to 0-3. 

Centenary's pre-season Ail- 
American scored and grabbed a 
game-high 22 points and 11 
rebounds, respecitivly. Eric 



Bonner scored 10 points and 
added 10 rebounds for the home 
team. 

Central Florida was led by 
Larry Gowins and Greg Brown 
each with 14 points and Dan 
Faison scored 12 points. Center 
Issac McKinnon added seven 
rebounds for the Knights. 

The Gentlemen led at the half 
37-31, but the Knights tied the 



game at 62 all when Faison hit an 
18-foot jumper from the right 
corner with 1:38 left. Centenary 
went into its delay game and with 
16 seconds left Cubit fouled 
Centenarys Tom Schmidt who 
went to the line to shoot 2. 

Schmidt missed the first and 
made the second, giving the 
Gents an 63-62 advantage. The 
Knights took the last shot with 



five seconds left, but Faison shot 
from the corner bounced off the 
iron and Cubit to tip it did not go 
in, preserving the win for Cen- 
tenary. 

Centenary jumped out to a 10 
point lead 33-23, and37-27, but 
they could not put the Knights 
away as they turned the ball over 
20 times. Centenary made 25 of 55 
shots (.455), while Central 



Six Honored At All- American Luncheon 



by Laura Luff 
Centenary held a special 
luncheon on Wednesday, 
November 23, in the Audobon 



Room of Bynum Commons to 
honor the six students who were 
named All-American Athletes 
last spring. 



Final Examination Schedule 

Fall, 1983 



Period (Time) 


Examination 


Monday, Dec. 12 




M3 (10:20) 


8:30-11:00 


T4(2:00) 


2:00-4:30 


M8(4:30) 


6:00-8:30 


Tuesday, Dec. 13 




M2(9:20) 


8:30-11:00 


M4 (11:20) 


12:30-3:00 


M7(3:00) 


3:30-6:00 


T7 (7PM) 


6:30-9:00) 


Wednesday, Dec. 


14 


T1 (8:20) 


8:30-11:00 


M5(1:00) 


2:00-4:30 


T6(5:30) 


6:00-8:30 


Thursday, Dec. 15 




M1 (8:20) 


8:30-11:00 


T3 (12:35) 


12:30-3:00 


T5(3:30) 


3:30-6:00 


M9(6:30) 


6:30-9:00 


Friday, Dec. 16 




T2(9:45) 


8:30-11:00 


M6(2:00) 


2:00-4:30 


M10(8PM) 


6:00-8:30 



Examination times on 
Tuesday & Thursday are 
different from those on 
Mon/Wed/Fri. 

Students scheduled for 3 exams 
on the same day may arrange 
to take one of them at a 
different time convenient to 
them and the professors 
involved. 

Periods not listed 
nearest a corresponding period 
(e.g, 54JM would select M8 or M9). 

When two courses are in the 
same period group (e.g., one at 
5:30 Tu and another at 5:30 Th), 
the exams can be scheduled 
at different late hours (T6 and/ 
or T7 and/or M9 and/or M10). 

OTHERWISE, NO EXAM MAY 
BE GIVEN AT ANY TIME 
OTHER THAN THAT 
SCHEDULED EXCEPT BY 
PERMISSION OF THE DEAN. 



The luncheon this year was 
unlike previous the All-American 
luncheon, this one included only 
the athletes, their parents, ap- 
propriate college officials, and 
special honorary guests. 

Dr. Webb hosted the luncheon 
for the All-American recepients 
which included Gill Brown and 
Jennifer Forshee, four-time Ail- 
Americans in gymnastics (a first 
in the history of Centenary 
College) ; Lauren Cotter Ingram, 
national NAIA singles tennis 
champion and All-American; 
Sandy MacMillan and Patty 
Hamilton, All-American tennis; 
and Willie Jackson, Sporting 
News All-American basketball. 



Representatives from the 
Shreveport and Bossier City 
major offices mad presentations. 
The six All-American's were 
presented with Honorary 
citizenship in both Shreveport 
and Bossier City by Major Black- 
burn of Bossier City and Coun- 
cilman Huckaby of Shreveport. 

Also attending the luncheon 
were their coaches: Vannie 
Edwards, gymnastics; Jimmy 
Harrison, tennis; Tommy 
Canterbury and Tommy Var- 
deman, basketball. 

One of the highest honors a 
collegiate athlete can earn is that 
of All-American and Centenary is 
proud of their achievement. 



Ladies Defeated by ETBC 




The Centenary ladies opened 
with their second game of the 
season Monday, November 28, 
against the East Texas Baptist 
Tigers. 

The Tigers were behind most of 
the first half with the score at 
half time: Centenary 29— East 
Texas Baptist 27. 

The game was very close, but 
the ladies kept control on their 
lead by six points with Amy 



Slaton's two consecutive scores, 
leading the score 39-33. 

The game continued to stay 
close in the second half with 
Penny Lee scoring the points in 
the last five minutes of the game 
and tying the score at 52, 54, and 
ETBC came back and retaliated 
against Centenary when they 
scored their game winner leading 
58-56. 



? Cc^riyo-ri Q-uX: ~J 



Florida was 30-59 (.508). 

Centenary outrebounded 
Central Florida 40-25. The Gents 
played their third game in five 
days against SMU Wednesday in 
Shreveport at 7:45. 

1984 Gymnastics Schedule 

Friday, January 13, 1984 

University of Southern 
Arkansas Tech at Centenary 7:30 
p.m. — 7:30 p.m. 

Wednesday, January 18, 1984 

University of Southern 
Arkansas Tech at Camdon — 7:00 
p.m. 

Friday, January 20, 1984 

Memphis State at Centenary — 
7:30 p.m. 

Friday, January 27, 1984 

University of Southwestern 
Texas at Centenary — 7:30 p.m. 

Saturday, January 28, 1984 

University of Arizona at 
Centenary — 7:30 p.m. 

Wednesday, February 1, 1984 

Louisiana State University at 
Centenary — 7:30 p.m. 

Saturday, February 18, 1984 

L.D. Bell Invitational-Hurst, 
Texas — 3:00 p.m. and 7:00 p.m. 

Monday, February 20, 1984 

Tarleton ( State University at 
Centenary — 7:00 p.m. 

vSaturday, February 25, 1984 

Centenary at Memphis State 
University — 2:00 p.m. 

Friday. March 9 and Saturday, 
March 10 
NAIA Nationals — TBA 



I .PSlsOtrtcrC 



Game 
begins 
at 7:45 



It's Here...Homecoming 1983 
Gents— vs— North Texas State 

Dance following game in Haynes Gym. "Edge 

of Wedge" will play. Refreshments 

will be served. 

Look for banners and displays around campus. 




II 



THE 

CCNeiLO/HIEIRATIE 



Thursday, Feb. 2, 1984 



Inside: 



Editorial: 

to a player's 

honor 

p. 2 

Summer 

in 

Innsbruck 

p. 3 



Cold 

damages 

plants 

p. 2 

Chairs- 
to-be? 
p. 2 

Film- 

"The 

American 

Friend" 

p. 4 



Announcements 

* Peruana! Valentin* 

messages trill he printed 
in next ureek'n issue. 
Please mail to the Con- 
glomerate. Cam pas Mail. 

*Mardi Cras Holiday. 
March 2-1 1 

Welcome 

Back 

to Cm m pus! 



Two Chairs Endowed 



For the first time in Cen- 
tenary's history, two academic 
chairs have been endowed to the 
college at the same time. One is 
the Mary Warters Chair of 
Biology, honoring former biology 
professor Dr. Mary Warters. The 
other is the Ed E. and Gladys 
Hurley Chair of Music, 
bequeathed by Mrs. Hurley and 
honoring her family. Centenary 
now has eight academic chairs, 
the Keen Chair of Physics, the T. 
L. James Chair of Religion, The 
William C. Woolf chair of 
Geology, the Gus Wortham Chair 
of Engineering, the Willie Cavett 
and Paul Marvin Brown, Jr. 
Endowed Chair of English, and 
the Sample Chair of Business. 
Including the recently endowed 
Sample Chair of Business, this 
means Centenary has received 
three chairs in one academic 

year. 
An endowed chair means to 

Centenary that a half a million 

dollars has been either raised, as 

in the case of the Mary Warters 

Chair, or gifted, as in the case of 

the Hurley Chair. This money is 

then invested, and the income is 

used to support a chosen 



professor, provide his salary, 
fund research projects, and 
provide special resources and 
materials. A chair may be named 
after the donor or for someone 
the donor wishes to honor. 

The Mary Warters Chair of 
Biology is the first at Centenary 
to honor a former professor, and 
the first to be founded by public 
subscription. Mary Warters is 
well deserving of this honor. She 
dedicated forty-four years 
toward teaching, challengine and 
inspiring numerous young men 
and women. One former student, 
just as many others, remembers 
her with awe, associating biology 
with "proficiency and 
revelation," and, to a degree, 
with a higher form of art. 

Mr. and Mrs. Hurley, as all 
know, enabled the college to build 
the Hurley Music Building, and 
they have continuously and 
graciously given valuable gifts 
when necessary. After Mrs. 
Hurley's sad and recent death, a 
legacy left by the Hurley's 
provide an income of $70,000 each 
year to establish the Ed E. and 
Gladys Hurley Chair of Music. 



Centenary Film Society 
To Show Films 



The Centenary Film Society 
will be presenting thirty-one 
different films this semester on 
campus. The Society's spring 
series primarily features films 
from France and Germany, in 
conjunction with the course 
English 286: "Masterpieces of 
French and German Cinema." 
Among other films shown will be 
three films by the Swedish 
director Ingmar Bergman, two 
by the Spanish surrealist Luis 
Bunuel, and the most visually 
stunning film to date by Japan's 
most honored director — Akira 
Kurosawa. 

Two different films will be 
shown every week this semester. 
The main screenings are on 
Tuesday and Thursday night at 
7:30 in 114 Mickle Hall. However, 
the Tuesday night film is also 
shown Tuesday afternoon at 3:30 
in 114 Mickle, and the Thursday 



night film is repeated on Friday 
afternoon at 2:00 in 36 Jackson 
Hall. A student's season pass for 
all thirty-one films is only $15.00, 
while a single admission for 
students is $1.00. All of the films 
can count towards C. P. credit. 

Future plans for the Centenary 
Film Society include a Comedy 
Film Festival this summer which 
would focus mainly on classic 
Hollywood comedies from the 
1930s and 1940s. This fall (funding 
permitting) the Society would 
like to bring to campus Rainer 
Werner Fassbinder's Berlin 
Alexanderplatz, a fifteen hour 
masterpiece that is the German 
equivalent of I, Claudius and 
Nicholas Nickeby. 

For more information on the 
series and the activities of the 
Centenary Film Society, contact 
Dr. Jeff Hendricks in the English 
Department. 




Mary Warter talking to Dr. Loyless and Dr. Seidler 



For their wonderful generosity, 
Centenary will ever remain 
deeply grateful. 
A search for suitable 



professors to fill the chairs has tember. 



been begun both inside and 
outside our faculty. Ad- 
ministration hopes to have these 
places taken by June or Sep- 



Dean's List 



Some 182 students have been 
named to the Dean's List at 
Centenary College. The an- 
nouncement was made recently 
by Dr. Dorothy Gwin, Dean of the 
College. 

The distinction is given to full- 
time students who earn a 3.5 or 
better grade point average from 
a possible 4.0. 

Fifty-five students from the 
Shreveport-Bossier City area are 
listed on the honor roll. They 
include John Clifton Robinson, 
Susan Anne Rountree, Randal 
Joseph Landry, Peggy Ann 
Middleton, Enrique R. Narciso, 
Joe Scott Holmes, Diane Mirvis 
Fowler, Polly M. Owen, Michael 
Dwight Hayes, Todd Allen An- 
ders, Darryl W. Rathbun, Jr., 
Martha Dianne Chandler, An- 
drew J. Bogdan, Charlotte T. 
Brent, Gregory James Brown, 
Margaret G. Curtis, Patrick E. 
Sewell, Alan Dale Strange, Laura 
Elizabeth Land, Halina Emilia 
Nowak, David Prince, Claudia 



Franklin, Cassandra Hall, Sue 
Ellen Haynie, William Russell 
Barrow, Elizabeth M. Camp, 
Susan Elaine. Clements, Pamela 
S. Sutton, Lisa King, Gary A. 
Gill, Pauline E. Greve, Cindy 
Robin Fitts, Gloria Joyce Trent, 
Paula Denise Ware, Robert P. 
Robichaud, Russell John Morris, 
Jon W. Hall, Kay Lynne Hedges, 
Charles Wayne Dent, Laura 
Echols, David B. Nelson, Sherri 
Lynn Perm, Aimee E. Franklin, 
Tina Marie Tuminello, all of 
Shreveport; Frank Charles 
Serio, Jr., James Russell Taylor, 
Thomas Ervin O'Mara, Jr., 
Edward Alan Hand, Colin Ed- 
ward Kimball, Sally S. Shell, 
Susan Camille Walker, Oneida 
Colleen Kelly, Brian William 
Dempsey, Mattie R. Davis, all of 
Bossier City; Mary Jo Monzingo, 
Lisa Lynnette Parker, Ronda 
Elaine Feaster, all of Haughton, 
and Rebecca Bond Timms of 
Benton. 



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Page 2— CENTENARY CONGLOMERATE— Thurs.. Feb. 2, 1!>84 



Letters 



As a Senior and graduate this 
semester, I want to take the 
opportunity to say to the 
professors here at Centenary 
College, "Thank you for my 
education." 

I realize that many times you 
do not get recognition from 
students, parents or the com- 
munity for the fine work you all 
do here. What you give to your 
students is vastly important and, 
I can honestly say, has changed 
my life. 

Centenary is a unique in- 
stitution and as a thirty-two year 
old mother, I feel deeply 
privileged to have had the op- 
portunity to attend such an 
outstanding college. Perhaps my 
age has something to do with my 
deep appreciation, although I do 
know that many of my young 
fellow students share my 
opinions concerning Centenary. 
I attended some state 
universities as a young adult and, 
by comparison with Centenary I 
know that Centenary is out- 
standing in its curriculum, its 
individualized attention given to 
students and the caring attitude 
of the professors. All of these 
things go into making this college 
so different from the others I 
have attended. 

The opportunity to grow and 
learn is here. We students are not 
"spoon fed" - we are challenged 
to think, to solve problems and to 
fit information together in order 
to make sense out of the "real 
world." Not only are we given a 
broad knowledge base from the 
varied and creative curriculum, 
we are also given the most 
precious gift that can be given to 
an inquisitive mind - the gift of 
the ability to be critical of the 
world around us (in all that we 



read, see and hear) and to take 
those criticisms and construct a 
plan which will make our own 
lives better and possibly help 
make better the lives of others. 
Several years from now many 
of the facts that I have learned 
here will have changed (perhaps 
some of the students graduating 
from Centenary will have 
changed them), but I will always 
have my problem solving 
techniques, my research skills 
and my critical abilities with me. 
Thanks to your caring, your 
tenacity and your dedication, I 
can now enter the world as a 
more enlightened, broadminded 
and confident human being. I am 
not powerless in the face of what, 
to many, seems to be a chaotic 
world; I have the tools to have an 
impact on my own life and the 
lives of others. 

I also appreciate your unique 
personalities and knowing many 
of you has been an enriching 
experience. 

I have two parting requests: 
One to my fellow students - Take 
time to appreciate this special 
place; and two, to my Professors 
- Take time to appreciate each 
other! 

Centenary is an institution 
where personal and mental 
growth is nurtured. As a friend of 
mine who is a professor at 
L.S.U.S. said, "Centenary has 
always been an oasis of 
knowledge in a desert of 
ignorance. They set a wonderful 
example for the rest of us in the 
academic community." 

So, be proud of yourselves. You 
have touched countless lives and 
have touched me profoundly. I 
will carry many of you in my 
heart and mind always. 
With fondest regards, I am 
Sincerely yours. Polly M. Owen 



Editorial: To A Player's Honor 



Why is it that when three of our 
basketball players make the 
same kind of failing grades, only 
one — the newcomer — was 
thrown out, while the other two 
were welcomed back on full 
scholarship? This seems not only 
doubly unfair to the one outsider, 
but also unfair to the school, the 
students, and the fans. 

Who wants to think that our 



school can be guilty of buying 
back athletes who are failing in 
their classes? Surely, if an or- 
dinary student happened to fail 
out, he wouldn't be given another 
chance. So why the athletes? 
They, also, are students. 

Another point is that if this 
discrepancy were to leak out, 
wouldn't honorable players and 



students be less likely to take 
pride in a school that bent the 
rules the way they needed? 

Pride in a school is an im- 
portant thing, and once lost, is 
not easily regained. Buying back 
players is something one thinks 
only done by other schools, in 
other states. It's unfortunate that 
our school is guilty of such an act. 



THKCONGLOMKRATK 

Lea Ann Burelbach 
Editor 

Assistant Editor Lisa Illing 

Business Manager Lynette Potter 

News Editor Tom ITert 

Features Editor Carole Powell 

Entertainment Editor Mickey Zemann 

Sports Editor •-a" 1 " 3 Luff 

Distribution Editor Craig Coleman 

Advertising Manager Emily Cante 

Chief Photographer Chris Murphy 

Photographers Scott Andrews. Jim Ogden 

Columnists Tma Hackett & Larry Morse. 

Betsy Camp 
Staff Susan LaGrone 

Advisors: Janie Flournoy, Dr. Michael Hall, 

Gary West 

Printer The Bossier Tribune 

Publishing Co. 

The Conglomerate is written and edited by the students of 
Centenary College, 2911 Centenary Blvd., Shreveport, LA, 
71134-0188. The views presented are those of the staff and do 
not necessarily reflect administration policies of the college. 

The Conglomerate is published on a weekly basis except 
for summer school semesters, holidays, dead week, and 
examination periods. Subscription price is $9 per year. 



Cold Damages Plants 



During our recent cold spell 
that saw records tumble which 
had stood since the last century, 
severe injury was inflicted upon 
many different kinds of plants. 
We live in climate zone No. 8 that 
tends to be the transitional point 
between semi-tropical and 
temperate conditions. Normally, 
we can use plant species that are 
marginally hardy and get by with 
it. And we should, for this greatly 
enlarges the field of plant 
materials with which we can 
create and enjoy more in- 
resting and beautiful landscapes. 
If past practices have resulted in 
heavy dependence upon the less 
hardy plant species, the recent 
could may well have put your 
landscape nearly back to square 
one. Should such be the case, 
plants chosen for replacement 
may well be considered on the 
basis of their ability to survive 
the rigors of the occasional 
winter that serves up a week of 
sustained low, bone-chilling 
temperatures. Of course we're 
not going to eliminate all of the 



semi-hardy plants from our 
landscapes, but if we lost some 
favorites in this category, 
replacements of the same species 
should be located, where 
possible, in the most protected 
portion of the landscape. Usually, 
the most protected areas are 
those just immediately south of a 
heated structure. 

Fortunately, many of our 
plants will have been killed back 
only to the ground surface and 
will re-grow from the root 
system. Others will sustain 
damage only to the smaller 
branches and thinner tissues. 
Since the extent of injury can 
seldom be precisely determined 
until the growing season is well 
underway, it is my advice that 
pruning not be done until much 
later on in the spring when in- 
jured and non-injured tissues can 
be clearly ascertained. 

Some homeowners are going to 
be shocked later on when ap- 
parently undamaged plants 
suddenly turn brown and die. 
Upon examination, such plants 



will show cracks and other 
damage right at the base of the 
main stem. It is unlikely that 
plants so injured can be saved. 

Particularly in the case of fruit 
trees, but to some extent with 
certain ornamental plants, 
grafting is practiced to enhance 
the desirable qualities of the 
plants. If all of your plant was 
killed by the cold above the graft 
union, don't retain the yet live 
portion below the graft unless 
you're planning to use it again as 
an understock. Those so happy to 
see any part of their plant still 
alive and electing to let the un- 
derstock grow in the role of a 
replacement plant will be 
ultimately disappointed. 

EDITOR'S NOTE : Dr. White is 
the area horticultural agent for 
the city of Shreveport and 
Louisiana Cooperative Extension 
Service and has an office at the 
R. S. Barnwell Garden and Art 
Center. 

Inquiries may be addressed to 
him in care of the Shreveport 
Times. 



Words from Wonderland 



by Betsy Camp 

Welcome back to Wonderland, 
kiddies. Did you have an exciting 
vacation? As you can see by the 
front page, things have been 
really hopping around here. Who 
would have expected an on- 
slaught of rabbits at this time of 
year? All kidding aside, I'm 
really happy about the new 
chairs. I have to admit though 
that I was a little confused when 
our esteemed editor told me the 
big news. I could not figure out 
why everyone was so excited 
about chairs. Then I found out 
that there were only two!! I 
decided that they must be very 
special chairs. 

Thank you, dear Editor, for 
clearing things up for me. 



Now that I understand, I have 
decided that there are a few more 
chairs which need to be endowed 
by kindly donors. 

First and foremost, we need a 
G. Gordon Liddy chair of 
HuMANities. We would, of 
course, need a MAN to fill this 
chair. A man with manly 
qualities such as stubborness, 
closed-mindedness and undying 
machismo. I think we would need 
an outsider to fill this one. Does 
anyone know of an out-of-work 
Arkansas prison warden? 

The next chair I have in mind is 
a James Watt chair of Public 
Relations. We need a person like 
Mr. Watt to guide the future P.R. 
people of America. A selection 
committee will be necessary to 



find the recipient of this chair- 
Said committee will be made up 
of a Black, a woman, two Jews, 
and a cripple. 

The School of Music could use a 
highly specialized chair. Hotf 
about a Michael Jackson chair o» 
Castrati Singing? Eunuch said' 

The Boy George chair <& 
Confusion needs to be endowed # 
soon as possible. This chair wi»' 
be filled by a man-woman wW 
exhibits all of the androgy 1 ? 
which has made Boy George tl* 
hero-heroine of the world's boy s ' 
girls, "Boys will be girls." 

That's all I can think of f° f 
now. What do you expect on sue" 
short notice? See you next we^ 
when Wonderland is fuW 
recovered from the holidays. 






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Jarquelvn'* 
Cafe 

Still hungry after eating at the 
cafeteria? Looking for something 
that won't make you sick and 
tastes good too? Maybe your the 
kind of person who likes to get 
your money's worth when you 
pay for a meal. In that case you 
might want to have a meal at 
Jacquelyn's Cafe' at 1324" 
Louisiana Avenue. Open 11 to 
three, Monday through Wed- 
nesday, and 11 to nine, Thursday 
through Saturday, Jacquelyn's 
has a satisfying menu consisting 
of dishes such as red beans and 
rice, shrimp etoufee, clam 
chowder, and chicken and 
sausage jambalaya, just to name 
a few. Aside from this 
Jacquelyn's also has an assort- 
ment of salads and sandwiches. 
The salads, available in srru.ll or 
large sizes, range from spinach 
and turkey, with bacon, 
mushrooms, tomatoes, eggs, 
with the house dressing, to 
shrimp and crabmeat salads, 
with other assorted garnishes, on 
lettuce. Sandwich selections 
include chicken or shrimp salad, 
ham and turkey club, or roast 
beef, ham or crabmeat, with 
swiss cheese. 

After ordering at the counter, 



ARCUND C4MMJS 



the customer receives his choice 
of beverages. Available are iced 
tea, soft drinks, or assorted 
American and imported beers. 
The wait for ones meal is not very 
long as the service is very brisk. 
The order is brought to the 
customer's table, and any ad- 
ditional requests are taken care 
of by the courteous waiters. The 
combination of the good food and 
the relaxed atmosphere make a 
meal at Jacquelyn's a pleasant 
one. 

Arnold IVnuel 

Centenary College Spanish 
Professor Arnold M. Penuel has 
received notice that his paper, 
"The Theme of Instinctual 
Renunciation in Garcia 
Marquez's Cronica de una 
muerte anunciada," has been 
accepted for the Symposium on 
Gabriel Garcia Marquez to be 
held at Mississippi State 
University on April 12-14. 

Dr. Penuel has also been 
recently notified that his 
manuscript, "Symbolic 
Elements in Garcia Marquez's 
Cronica de una muerte anun- 
ciada," has been accepted for 
publication in Hispania. 

Gracia Marquez is the 1982 
Nobel Laureate from Columbia, 
land Cronica de una muerte 



anunciada." is his most recent 
novel. Hispania is the journal of 
the American Association of 
Teachers of Spanish and Por- 
tugese. 

Ralph McGill 
Scholarship 

ATLANTA, GA. - The Ralph 
McGill Scholarship Fund offers 
scholarships for the 1984-85 
school year of up to $1,500 each to 
students with southern 
backgrounds who have com- 
pleted at least two years of 
college, Jack Tarver, chairman 
of the Scholarship Fund said 
today. 

Tarver said May 1st is the 
deadline for applications. He said 
a number of scholarships are 
awarded each year to students 
who have demonstrated a long- 
time interest in the news and 
editorial phase of newspapering. 

Scholarships, he said, are 
limited to those young men and 
women whose roots lie in the 
south. Applicants must also 
convince the Awards Committee 
that they firmly intend to pursue 
a career in daily or weekly 
newspapering. Tarver said the 
Awards Committee wants to give 
scholarships to those who are 
likely to become leaders in the 
newspaper field. 



Successful applicants will be 
required to maintain a "B" 
average in order to keep the 
scholarship. 

A letter of not more than 500 
words telling why the applicant 
wants a scholarship, together 
with a photograph of the ap- 
plicant, must accompany each 
application. Applicants also must 
have a letter of recommendation 
from a college authority. 

Application blanks may be 
obtained from : The Ralph McGill 
Scholarship Fund; Box 4689; 
Atlanta, Georgia 30302. 

Sub Scoop 

Welcome back! ! ! ! For those of 
you who were not here to join in 
the celebration of Interim we're 
glad to have you back and hope 
your holidays were great. 

Spring will be filled with many 
different activities. Kicking off 
the Leisure Learning courses is a 
program on "Health and 
Nutrition" presented by Charles 
Gaby in James Lobby at 7:00, 
February 7. High School 
Weekend will be February 25 and 
the Admissions Office has lots of 
neat things planned. This will be 
an excellent time to recruit 
future students and make sure 
Centenary keeps getting the best. 
Monday, February 27, "I Saw the 



Wind" will be returning to 
Centenary. This is the last year 
the show will be on the road and I 
can assure you it will be an event 
you won't want to miss. The show 
consists of photography of 
Alaska, Canada, and northern 
regions set to music. The screens 
partially surround the audience. 
Location and time will be an- 
nounced. 

In March we will offer the Red 
Cross First Aid course and back 
by popular demand in April, John 
Koellen will be here from Ear- 
theral to present another class 
on "Healthy Cooking," April 9- 
12. Those who attended the class 
in Fall can vow for how full you 
become after one class. April 29 
begins SUB Week. We will kick- 
off with a Dean of Students Staff 
Breakfeast Sunday night and end 
on Saturday with a crawfish boil 
and the tunes of "Room Service." 

It's great to have all of you 
back. It gets lonely around here 
with everyone gone. I would also 
like to thank the gentlemen of 
Kappa Alpha for their words of 
support. Thanks for helping 
make my job easier and making 
me feel welcome when I first 
came to Centenary, I really 
appreciate it. 

Until next week.... remember 
Seniors, only 114 days until 
GRADUATION!!!! 



UNO Offers Summer School In Innsbruck 



The University of New Orleans 
will sponsor its 11th annual 
session of UNO-INNSBRUCK, an 
International Summer School 
program in Innsbruck, Austria. 
This educational and travel 
program will involve over 250 
students and some 30 faculty and 
staff members for the summer of 
1984. Also teaching with the 
summer school will be former 
United States Senator Frank 
Church. Senator Church 
graduated Phi Beta Kappa from 
Stanford University and earned 
his law degree there in 1950. He 
served in the U.S. Senate from 
1957 to 1981 and held many im- 
portant positions including the 
Chairmanship of the Senate 
Foreign Relations Committee. As 
a member of this committee he 
became one of the nation's 
leading experts in U.S. foreign 
policy. Currently he is practicing 
law in Washington, D.C. and 
while in Innsbruck for the 
summer of 1984 he will teach a 
course in the Diplomatic History 
of the United States and a forum 
on Great Western Issues. 

"UNO's popular Alpine 
summer school attracted 
students from 36 different 



universities and four foreign 
countries last year," said Carl 
Wagner, Assistant to the Dean of 
International Study Programs at 
UNO. "As a result, UNO- 
INNSBRUCK is one of the largest 
summer schools offered overseas 
by American universities." 

Applicants are already lining 
up for the summer of 1984. Part of 
the secret may be that more than 
70 courses in 19 different subject 
areas are available in the 
magnificent Innsbruck setting in 
the heart of the Alps. While you 
can earn up to 10 semester credit 
hours, your classroom is 
surrounded by the snowcapped 
mountains of Tyrol. 

Naturally, courses focus on the 
cultural, historic, social and 
economic traditions of Europe. 
But geology, business, education 
and biology are also taught. All 
instruction is in English, and 
faculty from American 
universities as well as from the 
University of Innsbruck par- 
ticipate. All credits are fully 
transferable. 

In addition to college age 
students, UNO-INNSBRUCK is 
increasingly popular with adults 
who may enroll either for credit 



or audit. 

During the sessions, students 
are housed in the Studentenhaus 
at the 300 year-old University of 
Innsbruck. This school is just a 
five minute walk from the many 
inns, cafes, and beer gardens in 
the "Old Town" — popular with 
Austrian students since the 
Middle Ages. 

Three- day weekends offer 
ample time for UNO- 
Innsbruckers to travel, back- 
pack, or ski on the nearby 
glaciers. It's a unique way to 
combine summer study and 
European travel. 

UNO-INNSBRUCK covenes 
with gala opening ceremonies on 
July 1st and ends on August 11th. 
Several prestudy tours are also 
offered prior to the begnning of 
the program. Registration for the 
program is already underway 
and interested applicants should 
apply as soon as possible. In- 
formation and a full color 
brochure describing UNO- 
INNSBRUCK in detail can be had 
by writing to Carl Wagner, c-o 
UNO-INNSBRUCK, Box 1315- 
UNO, New Orleans, LA 70148. Or 
you can call Mr. Wagner at (504) 
286-7116 in New Orleans. 




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A street in Innsbruck 



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"The American Friend 



9? 



To Be Shown 



directed by Wim Wenders. 
Germany, 1977. 127 minutes, 
color, in German and subtitled 

cast: Bruno Ganz, Dennis 
Hopper, Lisa Kreuzer, Gerard 
Blain, Nicholas Ray, Samuel 
Fuller. 

On Thursday February 2 at 
3:30 and 7:30 in 114 Mickle Hall 
on the Centenary Campus, the 
Centenary College Film Society 
will present Wim Wenders's The 
American Friend. General ad- 
mission is $2.00; for students and 
senior citizens, $1.00. 

The American Friend — widely 
considered the major revelation 
of the 1977 Cannes and New York 
Film Festivals— has established 
Wim Wenders with R. W. 
Fassbinder and Werner Herzog 
in the very first rank of the 
remarkable resurgent German 
cinema. Based on Patricia 



Highsmith's thriller Ripley's 
Game, the barouquely complex 
storyline centers on an ordinary 
Hamburg artisan employed as an 
assassin by a French gangster 
through the manipulation of a 
mysterious American. 

The American Friend raises 
Wenders's themes of rootlessness 
and the tenuousness of per- 
sonality to a global level, 
detailing a homogenized post- 
war world in which cities, 
languages, and cultures blur into 
each other with an ease that is 
both exhilarating and 
frightening. Wenders stages two 
spectacular action set-pieces, in 
a Paris Metro station and on a 
speeding train, and his visual 
style, based on a red-blue color 
scheme of neon-like intensity, is 
overpoweringly rich and 
allusive. 

Wim Wenders is acutely 



aware, perhaps more so than any 
other German director, of 
American "cultural im- 
perialism" as an inescapable and 
fundamental fact of life not only 
in the cinema, but in every other 
aspect of life in post-war West 
Germany. His films reflect this 
"colonization," attempting to 
raise it to a conscious level. "AH 
of my films have as their un- 
derlying current the 
Americanization of Germany," 
he has stated. In their contents, 
Wenders's films explore the 
Americanization of West Ger- 
many; in their technique and 
subject matter they consciously 
emulate Hollywood stereotypes. 

About The American Friend: 

"Fascinating... an extremely 
beautiful film." Vincent Canby, 
The New York Times. 

"The best-acted, the most 
beautifully photographed, the 



Labor Speaks on London 



Dr. Earl Labor, Chairman of 
the Centenary College English 
Department, was the guest 
speaker at the Annual Jack 
London Birthday Banquet at- 
tended by some 200 international 
London fans at the famous 
author's home town, Glen Ellen, 
Cal., this past weekend. The 
subject of Dr. Labor's address 
was "Jack London's Academic 
Revival: An Update." 

Also on the program, from the 



University of Manchester, 
England, was Dr. Anthony 
Williams, who spoke on the 
subject of London's popularity 
among film-makers as well as 
headers. Among those honored 
by the group were Becky London, 
Jack's only surviving daughter, 
and Professor Charles N. Watson 
of Syracuse University who 
received the Jack London Man of 
the Year Award in recognition of 
his highly acclaimed critical 



study The Novels of Jack Lon- 
don: A Reappraisal, published 
this year by the University of 
Wisconsin. Press. 

The London Banquet is 
organized each year by Russ 
Kingman, owner of "The World 
of Jack London" research center 
and bookstore and author of A 
Pictorial Life of Jack London. 
This year's banquet attracted 
guests from as far away as 
Australia. 



Dr. Hall Giving Seminar 



Dr. Michael L. Hall, associate 
professor of English at Cen- 
tenary College, has been 
awarded a grant of $48,000 by the 
National Endowment for the 
Humanities (NEH) to direct an 
NEH Summer Seminar for 
Secondary School Teachers at 
Centenary this summer. The 
topic for Dr. Hall's seminar will 
be "Montaigne, Bacon, Donne: 
The Emergence of the Essay and 
the Idea of Discovery." 

Among other schools par- 
ticipating in this year's program 
are Princeton University, 
Stanford University, The 
University of Chicago, Yale 
University, Oberlin College, Rice 
University, and Harvard 
University. 

The Summer Seminars for 
Secondary School Teachers are 
offered by the NEH in order to 
provide teachers of grades 7 
through 12 a unique opportunity 
for advanced study. For four, 
five, or six weeks during the 
summer, depending on the 
seminar, 15 secondary school 
teachers work under the direc- 



tion of a distinguished college 
teacher and active scholar in an 
area of mutual interest. 

The teachers will study great 
authors and important works in 
the humanities, exploring them 
in a systematic and thorough 
way. Through reading, writing, 
and reflection, and through 
frequent discussions — formal 
and informal — with the seminar 
director and with other teachers 
from across the country, seminar 
participants will increase their 
knowledge and enhance their 
ability to impart an un- 
derstanding of the humanities to 
their students. 

Teachers participating in Dr. 
Hall's seminar will receive a 
stipend of $2,350 for the six weeks 
to cover transportation costs and 
room and board at the college. 
Requests for applications have 
been arriving from teachers 
from all over the United States, 
including Hawaii. Dr. Hall said 
he was somewhat surprised that 
most of the applications for his 
seminar appear to be coming 
from the northeast. Curiously, he 



said, no one from Louisiana has 
yet applied. 

The 15 teachers selected to 
participate in Dr. Hall's seminar 
will examine the emergence of 
the essay as a new literary genre 
against the background of 
Renaissance discoveries in the 
sciences, particularly astronomy 
and geography. Dr. Hall stressed 
that the seminar is open to 
teachers of all subjects. The 
deadline for applications is 
March 1, 1984. 

Dr. Hall joined the Centenary 
College English faculty in 1976 
after receiving his Ph.D. from 
The John Hopkins University. He 
has also been an NEH fellow in 
residence at the University of 
Chicago in 1978-79 and a tutor in 
the British Studies at Oxford 
Program at St. John's College, 
Oxford, in the summer of 1982., 

Anyone interested in learning 
more about the seminar at 
Centenary or the program for 
secondary school teachers should 
contact Dr. Hall at the Depart- 
ment of English, Centenary 
College, 869-5254. 



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The American 



most exciting and entertaining Phoenix. 

work of the New German Cinema Best Foreign Language Film 

yet to be shown in this country." List 1977, National Board of 

David Denby, The Boston Review. 



Godspell 

—Presented by Centenary College Choir 
When: 8:00p.m., Friday, Feb. 3 
3:00 p.m., Sunday, Feb. 5 
Where: First United Methodist Church 
Performing Arts Center (PAC) 
How much: $3 for students 
$5 for adults 

CP credit will be given. 



Summer School 
At Oxford 



For the 15th year, Centenary 
College will participate in the 
British Studies at Oxford 
Program, July 8-Aug. 14, at St. 
John's College, Oxford 
University, England. 

Under the auspices of the 
Southern College University 
Union (SCUU), this summer's 
program will be Britain in the 
Enlightenment, a course of 
studies in the arts, history, 
literature, and thought of Britain 
from the Restoration of Charles 
II through the reign of George IV. 

Faculty members include 
professors from SCUU in- 
stitutions including Millsaps. 
Vanderbilt, Southwestern at 
Memphis, and Centenary, as well 
as British authorities from 
Cambridge, Leicester, and 
Oxford Universities. Centenary 
Professor Lee Morgan will lteach 
"Johnson, Boswell, and the 
Portrait of An Age." 

The lectures by British 
authorities are addressed to all 
members of British Studies and 
are held twice daily, Monday 
through Thursday. In the af- 
ternoons, students take two of 
twelve subjects in small-group 



seminars. A written exam in 
each of the two subjects is held on 
the last full day of the course. 
Those not expecting credit are 
exempted. 

All applicants must have had at 
least one year of college level 
instruction. Six hours credit is 
offered for the satisfactory 
completion of the course. 
Students seeking graduate credit 
from their parent institution may 
elect to do honors work, which 
requires a higher level of per- 
formance. 

Cost of room, board, and tuition 
is $2695, which is subject to 
currency fluctuations. 

Students dine in the great hall 
of St. John's and live in several 
quadrangles, some ancient, some 
more modern. All meals, in- 
cluding weekends, are included. 
Morning coffee and afternoon tea 
are served in the Junior Common 
Room. Sports facilities for tennis, 
squash, soccer, lawn bowling, 
swimming, and indoor exercises 
are available. 

If you would like more in- 
formation on the British Studies 
at Oxford program or would like 
to apply, contact Dr. Lee 
Morgan, 869-5104 or 865-2745. 



ii 



TIME 
CCNGILC/HIEIRaVYIE 



Thursday, February 9, 1984 



Inside: 



Dean's List 
page 2 

Mardi Gras 
page 3 



January In 
Florida 
page 4 

Valentine 
Wishes 
page 6 

Willie Jackson 
page 7 



Alexander Ginzburg, 
1st Forums Speaker 




by Carole Powell 

Alexander Ginzburg, who was 
exiled from the Soviet Union 
because of his human rights 
activities in that country, is the 
Student Government 
Association's first Forums 
speaker of this semester. He will 
present a lecture entitled "The 
Continuing Human Rights 
Struggle in the USSR" on 
Monday, February 13, at 7:30 
p.m. in Hurley Auditorium. 

Ginzburg, born in Moscow in 
November of 1936, has been 
active in the human rights 
movement in the USSR from its 
very inception. On April 27, 1979, 
Mr. Ginzburg was released from 
a Soviet labor camp and ex- 
changed, along with fellow 
political prisoners Eduard 
Kuznetsov, Mark Dymshits, 
Valentyn Moroz, and Pastor 
Georgi Vins, for two convicted 
spies. This widely-publicized 
event captured the attention of 
the world. 

While in the USSR, Alexander 
Ginzburg was the administrator 
of the Russian Social Fund, a 
charitable organization founded 
by him and exiled author 
Alexander Solzhenitsyn to aid 
Soviet prisoners and their 
families. Alexander Sozhenitsyn 
has donated all his royalties from 
the Gulag Archipelago for the 
Fund's financial support. 

Alexander Ginzburg's open 
opposition to the Soviet govern- 
ment's repressive policies began 
in the late 1950's when he edited 
the first samizdat (typewritten) 
literary journal, Sintaxis, which 
contained poems by young 
Moscow and Leningrad writers. 
For this he was arrested in 1960 
and sentenced to two years at 
forced labor. Upon his release, 
Ginzburg was forbidden to 
resume his studies in journalism 
at Moscow University and had 
great difficulty in finding work. 
He eventually took on a series of 
odd jobs, including cleaning 
sewers. 



In 1966, he came to the at- 
tention of the world press when 
he was arrested for compiling a 
White Book on the celebrated 
trial of writers Andrei Sinyavsky 
and Yuli Daniel. In January 1967, 
the KGB arrested Ginzburg and 
three other dissidents in a trial 
that attracted a great deal of 
international attention. The 
"trial of the four," as it became 
known, resulted in Ginzburg's 
second term of imprisonment. He 
was sentenced to five years of 
strict regime labor camp and 
was released in 1972, emerging 
from prison with ulcers and other 
ailments. He was not allowed to 
live in Moscow and setted in 
Tarusa, approximately 70 miles 
from the capital. It was at this 
time that Ginzburg met 
Alexander Solzhenitsyn and the 
two men created the Russian 
Social Fund. 

In 1976, Ginzburg further ex- 
panded his human rights ac- 
tivities by becoming one of the 
founding members of the Moscow 
Helsinki Watch Group, a citizens' 
organization committed to 
monitoring the Soviet Union's 
adherence to the humanitarian 
provisions of the Helsinki Ac- 
cords. The group issued a 
number of thoroughly researched 
studies on Soviet human rights 
violations and Ginzburg helped 
prepare several of these, in- 
cluding an exhaustive study on 
living conditions in Soviet prisons 
and labor camps. 

In February of 1977, the KGB 
was no longer able to tolerate 
Ginzburg's human rights and 
charitable activities, and he was 
again arrested. His third trial 
began in July of 1977, and Ginz- 
burg quickly became an in- 
ternational cause celebre. In 
spite of vigorous protests from 
the International League for 
Human Rights, Amnesty In- 
ternational, and the U.S.-based 
Alexander Ginzburg Defense 
Committee (among whose 
members were Arthur Mnler, 




Alexander Ginzburg 



Saul Bellow, Kurt Vonnegut and 
Senator Daniel Moynihan), and 
the personal intervention of 
Nobel prize-winner Andrei 
Sakharov, Ginzburg received his 
most severe sentence: 8 years of 
special regime labor camp, to be 
spent in Mordovian Camp No. 1, 
the harshest of all the USSR's 
prison camps. 

Alexander Ginzburg was 
serving the third year of his 
sentence when, on April 25th, he 
was transported from the labor 
camp to Moscow's Lefortovo 
Prison, where he was informed 
that he was being stripped of his 
Soviet citizenship and was to be 
exiled to the West. Mr. Ginzburg, 
along with four other Soviet 
political prisoners, was ex- 
changed for two convicted Soviet 



spies and arrived in New York on 
April 27, 1979. 

At the time of his release, Mr. 
Ginzburg had spent nine years in 
prison. His family, consisting of 
his 72-year old mother, Ludmilla, 
his wife, Irina, and two young 
sons, Alexander and Alexei, ages 
eight and six, respectively, 
arrived in the United States in 
February, 1980. The Ginzburgs 
now reside in Paris, France. 
They also have an adopted son, 
21-year old Sergei Shibayev, for 
whom they are trying to obtain 
permission to emigrate to the 
West. 

For further information 
regarding Ginzburg's visit to 
Centenary, call Carole Powell, 
Forums chair, 869-5437. 



Page 2— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, February 9, 1984 



LfTTEES 



-TOTHEEHTOR 



Dear Editor: 

A front page story in last 
week's Conglomerate began with 
the lead "Some 182 students have 
been named to the Dean's List at 
Centenary College..." The article 
then continued by listing only 
fifty-five of these students. 

I recognized this story as a 
college-issued press release — 
one that was intended for 
publication by Shreveport- 



Bossier papers — not by the 
student-sponsored college paper! 
Most people are probably won- 
dering if having a Shreveport- 
area address is a prerequisite to 
being recognized as a Dean's List 
achiever. 

Come on, Conglomerate! Give 
those other 127 students their 
share of the honor they earned! 

Diane Fowler 



The Dean 5 s List 



The Dean's List is made up of 
students who have made a 3.5 
grade point average or above. 182 
students from Centenary's creme 
de la creme have gained this 
honor. 

These students are: Todd A. 
Anders, Holly A. Andries, 
Stephen J. Atwell, Margaret M. 
Avard, Steven J. Avard, William 
R. Barrow, Thurndotte B. 
Baughman, Denise M. Bedard, 
Carolyn E. Benham, Renee M. 
Bergeron, Satbir S. Bhatia, 
Robin L. Bickham, Andrew J. 
Bogdan, Alyce E. Boudreaux, 
Charlotte T. Brent/ Greg J. 
Brown, Jill R. Brown, Robert W. 
Bruick, Jenny M. Burns, Betsy 
M. Camp, Edith Carell, Jack 
Carlton, Scott Caroom, Lisa 
Chaisson, Martha Diane Chan- 
dler, Clarissa Clarke, Susan 
Clements, Jack Conner, Jenifer 



Cook, Angela Kay Copelin, 
Margaret Curtis, Terry Dalzell, 
Amy Davenport, Scott Davidson, 
Mattie Davis, Lynda Davis, 
Brian Dempsy, Charles Wayne 
Dent, Keith Dobson, Joe Dusse, 
Laura Echols, Angela Estill, 
Ronda Feaster, Mike Fertitta, 
Debra Fisher, Cindy Fitts, Diane 
Fowler, Nancy Fox, Claudia 
Franklin, Aimee Franklin, 
Rebecca Fraser, Beauford Paul 
Frye, Lauren Gaddy, Jami 
Garroutte, Susan Gibson, Gary 
Gill, James Goldman, Molly 
Goodrich, Stephen Greber, 
Cynthia Greer, Polly Greve, 
Polly Owen, Audrianna Grisham, 
Clyde Donald Hale, Jr., Cass 
Hall, Jon Hall, Ed Hand, Paul 
Harper, Kim Harrison, Eric 
Robert Hartness, Michael Hayes, 
Sue Haynie, Kay Hedges, Tim 
Hibbs, Kristie Hall, Elizabeth 



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Senate Minutes 



by S. J. Ogden 

The meeting of the Student 
Senate was called to order at 
11:10, Tuesday, February 7, by 
President Thurndotte Baugh- 
man. The minutes from the last 
meeting were approved. Alyce 
Boudreaux reported that Karen 
Klusendorf had resigned her 
position on Ed Pol committee and 
asked SGA members for 
suggestions for a suitable 
replacement. Although Faculty 
and Staff were asked to be in- 
cluded as "Pacesetters," the 
motion to change the by-laws was 



referred to the Election Com- 
mittee. Arguments for and 
against SGA members serving on 
the Honor Court, Judicial Board, 
and the Dorm Council were 
presented, but any immediate 
decision was postponed. The 
$25.00 the SGA received for the 
sign competition at homecoming 
was to be set aside for fur- 
nishings for the Student Senate 
chamber. Brad Lyon was 
selected as chairman for the 
upcoming blood drive. Kathy 
Heard reported on preparations 
for the planned Health Fair, and 



the cost of the spring calendar 
was discussed. 

Under Committee Reports, 
Carole Powell reported on 
Forums, and Michael Hayes 
reported on the Entertainment 
Committee's plans for the Spring 
Party, SUB week, and a possible 
carnival party at Hamill's Park. 

Lastly, the next week's 
meeting was made a special 
media session for KSCL, 
Pegasus, the Yoncopin, and the 
Conglomerate staffs to discuss 
plans and budgets for the spring 
semester. 



Hindman, Brad Hoge, Joe Scott 
Holmes, Linda Howard, Kent 
Hughes, Christine Hummer, 
Lauri Humpheys, Nancy 
Hulquist, Lisa Illing, Matt Imes, 
Matt Jacocks, Danny Thomas 
Jaynes, Nathan Joyner, Lanell 
Keahey, Linda Keiser, Katrina 
Kellogg, Colleen Kelly, Colin 
Edward Kimball, Lisa King, 
Karen Klusendorf, Joey Kray, 
Elizabeth Krecker, Susan 
LaGrone, Lisa Lambert, Laura 
Land, Suzanne Landry, Randal 
Joseph Landry, Richard Allen 
Lange, Janie Leach, Penny Lee, 
Dee Love, Laura Luff, Brad 
Lyon, Monte Charles Manske, 
Lori Martin, Lorenz Maycher HI, 
Melanie McGowan, Sandra 
MacMillan, Malcolm Mc- 
pherson, Peggy Middleton, 
Madeleine Montgomery, Mary Jo 
Monzingo, Warren Morales, 



Chris Morgan, Russell Morris, 
Susan Murrell, Adams Myers. 
Enrique Narciso, Davis 
Nelson, Halina Nowak, Jim 
Ogden, Thomas O'Mara, Tim 
Ogden, Lisa Parker, Deborah 
Patterson, Laura Pearce, Sherri 
Penn, Joy Phelps, Carolle 
Powell, David Prince, III, Uma 
Ramasamy, Darryl Rathburn, 
Braun Ray, Keith Reagan, Robin 
Roberts, Robert Robichaud, John 
Robinson, Matt Robinson, 
Elizabeth Rogers, Susan 
Roundtree, Holly Rucker, Philip 
Sanov, Priscilla Scales, Dennis 
Schoen, Jennifer Schultz, 
Elizabeth Selby, Frank Serio, 
Patrick Sewell, Sally Shell, 
Shirley Shelton, David Glenn 
Shoffer, Dawn Sikes, Kimberly 
Smith, Warren Smith, Jessica 
Soileau, Alan Strange, Pamela 
Sutton, Robert Swift, Roderick 



Taliaferro, Dennis Taylor, 
James Taylor, Lisa Thornton, 
Kathy Thrasher, Rebecca Tims, 
Margaret Evans, Gloria Trent, 
Tina Tuminello, Leena 
Vainiomaki, Susan Walker, 
David Watkins, Hilary Stephen 
Watson, Suzanne Werling, Laurie 
Wise, Glenn Wood, John 
Yianitsas, and Jami Zim- 
merman. 

The Conglomerate apologizes 
for not printing the entire list last 
week. 




Words From Wonderland 



by Betsy Camp 

Now that we're all nicely 
settled in our classes, and have 
adjusted to our daily routines, it's 
time to start thinking about 
getting out of here. By "getting 
out," I do not mean graduation, 
nor do I mean flunking out — I'm 
talking about ROAD TRIPS. 

Road trips are something 
which we all enjoy. A road trip 
could be as long as a drive to 
Florida, or as short a jaunt as to 
Bossier and back. When road 
tripping, it is not the distance, but 
the state of mind that counts. 

The road trip state of mind is 
not easy to describe. It begins 
with a sudden urge (in some this 
urge is physically manifested by 
anything from a chill to an 
epileptic-type seizure). This urge 
is to be dealt with as soon as 
possible. If not satisfied, it may 
result in a 3 a.m. trip to Colorado. 
So for your own sake as well as 



the sakes of the friends you will 
no doubt bring along, please take 
care of this feeling as soon as it 
rears its automotive head. 

Once you decide to take a road 
trip, certain preparations must 
be made. Of course, you need a 
car. Road trips are logically 
irr possible without some means 
of transportation. The car need 
not be flashy or even clean. It 
simply needs a working engine 
and four wheels, and, since 
spring is on the way, windows 
that roll down. 

When you have found a 
satisfactory automobile, you 
need to find someone to put in the 
car (other than yourself). After 
all, it's not the car or the reeb 
that makes the road trip, it's the 
people. When you ask your 
friends to come along, make sure 
they say "yes" with a certain 
amount of enthusiasm. If your 



companions are not as excited as 
you are, the trip will be a failure- 

The next item is a crucial part 
of any truly great road trip " 
music. The music has got to 1* 
good, folks. The Osmonds jus' 
will not do. You must have fr 
spirational music. May I sugg#' 
a few sure-fire hits? 1. The fir 5 ' 
Van Halen album. 2. The Bead 1 
Boys "Greatest Hits." 3. T* 
sound track to Honeysuck" 
Rose. 4. Any Beatles album. * 
Squeeze "Argybargy" or "Ea* 1 
Side Story." 6. The Sex Pistol* 
"Never Mind the Bollocks!" 

Now, get outa here. Go. Hit tl* 
proverbial road. But drive safety 
And please, if you're driving 
don't drink. Wonderland wants 
hear about your road trip, W 
read about it in the obituari** 

NOTE: Driving over 1,200 r0*J 
bushes does not constitute a ro* 1 
trip. 



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Thursday, February 9, 1984— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 3 



Mardi Gras, Not For The Meek 



On the sixth of March, New 
Orleans will be jam-packed with 
thousands of men, women and 
children, celebrating the climax 
of a festival season that dates 
back to centuries before the 
Christian calendar was ever 
conceived. Although there will 
not be a sacrifice to the Gods, and 
no blood sprinkled on fields to 
assure fertility in flesh and soil, 
there will be hordes of totally, 
horribly twisted merrymakers, 
cramming the streets of the city. 
The scene will be much akin to 
such an account, five thousand 
years ago, of the Arcadian 
Shepherd's celebration of spring 
by sacrificing a goat, eating it, 
and then making whips of the 
skin with which to lash the 
people, naked and festive, 
through the streets of their 
village. In actuality, the date of 
the Arcadian event is com- 
parable to the present day of 
Mardi Gras on the Christian 
Calendar. Centuries later, as the 
festival began to be celebrated in 
Rome, it took on a religious 
meaning associated with the 
forgiving of sins and the fruit- 
fulness of women. The climax of 
the festival was called 



"Lupercalia," after the priests, 
"Luperci," who presided over 
the festivities. The season lasted 
for months and included 
elaborate masochistic rites 
which took place in the temples. 
During "Lupercalia" all laws 
were abandoned. Crimes ranging 
from murder to rape and 
adultery were commonplace. 
The practice of wearing masks 
became popular, probably 
because it enabled people to 
perform outrageous acts of 
degradation and not be held 
responsible for them. Men and 
women of high social ranking 
were able to mingle with the 
commoners in all parts of the 
merrymaking, hint, hint. 
Another act the masks made 
easy was assasination of 
enemies. 

Lupercalia was so popular that 
even the coming of Christianity 
did not stop it. Around the year 
six hundred, Pope Gregory the 
Great invented our present day 
calender and decreed today's 
fluctuating date of Ash Wed- 
nesday as the final day of Lent (a 

time of repentence), and made 
the day before, Tuesday, the 
climax of the season of feasting. 



Festivals similar to "Luper- 
calia" continued to be celebrated 
and in time other counties such 
as France began to celebrate it. 
The idea of masks and masked 
balls and festivals delighted 
French aristocrats and spec- 
tacular balls and street 
processions were carried out 
every year, to the delight of the 
French people. 

The tradition of Mardi Gras in 
New Orleans is of course, 
begotten of the French people. 
Early Mardi Gras celebrations in 
New Orleans were probably not 
as elaborately decorated as in 
France, because of all the streets 
in New Orleans being mud, plus 
the lack of ballrooms and 
theaters, but to be sure there 
were crude celebrations among 
the gambling and prostitution 
houses. By 1766, when Spain took 
over, Mardi Gras was firmly 
established as a yearly custom of 
the area. New Orleans at this 
time had a reputation as a very 
sinful city, people of ill repute 
flocked to the area because of the 
lack of law and order there. As a 
result, crimes of all kinds were 
widespread. Murder is said to 
have been so common that 



"natives would step over a 
corpse on the way to a ball or the 
opera and think nothing of it." 
Because of this, the Spanish 
Suppressors banned Mardi Gras 
and it disappeared until 
American rule came. The 
festival was again banned in 1806 
when American authorities were 
convinced that the treasonist 
Aaron Burr and his followers 
were going to capture New 

Orleans during Mardi Gras, and 
use it as their base for the 
building of Burr's empire. Even 
though Burr was stopped before 
he came to New Orleans, Mardi 
Gras was still discontinued until 
1823 when it was finally slowly 
allowed back to life. Causes of the 
long cancellation were a gain 
attributed to the high crime rate 

caused by the celebration. In the 
years following 1823, Mardi Gras 
grew in strength and popularity, 
and in 1838 the first formal 
parades took place. The parades 
usually had some sort of theme, 
depicting famous personalities, 
Royalty, or characters from 
literary works. This has been 
continued today. Each "Krewe," 
(a party of men who form their 



own parade and ball), picks a 
certain theme and patterns its' 
parade after it. Among the more 
famous parades of today are the 
parade of Rex and the parade of 
The Zulu Aid and Pleasure Club. 
There are many parades to be 
watched during the Mardi Gras 
festival, weeks before the actual 
Mardi Gras, parades and balls 
are held almost every day. 

This year students here at 
Centenary will have the op- 
portunity to experience Mardi 
Gras first hand. School will be out 
from the second of March to the 
12th. This is an excellent chance 
to attend the carnival, after all, 
how often does one have the 
chance to dress up in some 
grotesque mask and costume and 
run, stagger, or crawl (whatever 
your pleasure), through the 
filthy, muddy, encrusted streets 
of Louisiana's most famous city, 
and not be arrested for it!! 
Centenary students should make 
every effort to be at the carnival, 
it is sure to be an intoxicating 
experience, uh, I mean an in- 
toxicatingly Cultural experience, 
sorry, Dr. Webb. 



The Obscure Object of Desire 



directed by Luis Bunuel. script: 
Luis Bunuel and Jean-Claude 
Carriere, based on the novel La 
Femme and le Pantin by Pierre 
Louys. photography: Edmund 
Richard. France-Spain, 1977. 100 
minutes, color, in French with 
subtitles. 

Cast: Fernando Rey, Carole 
Bosquet, Angela Molina, Julien 
Bertheau, Andre Weber, Milena 
Vukotic, Pieral. 

On Thursday, February 9 at 
7:30 p.m. in 114 Mickle Hall, and 
on Friday, February 10 at 2:00 
p.m. in 36 Jackson Hall, the 
Centenary Film Society will 
present Luis Bunuel's That 
Obscure Object of Desire. 
General admission is $2.00; $1.00 
for students and senior citizens. 
A season's pass for the remaining 
27 films is $15.00 for students. C. 
P- credit is available. 

That Obscure Object of Desire 
is the urbane and ironic tale of an 
older man named Matthieu who 

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is obsessed with "possessing" 
Concha, a mysterious and elusive 
young woman. Turning up first 
as his maid, she disappears as 
soon as he becomes too in- 
terested. When he later visits 
Switzerland, she turns up there 
as well, vaguely linked with 
activities of a terrorist group 
whose robberies and bombings 
seem to coincide with each of his 
advances towards her. The 
surrealistic quality of their 
relationship and Matthieu's quest 
is accentuated by Bunuel's use of 



two totally differnet-looking 
actresses to play the part of 
Concha. 

From his working relationship 
with Salvador Dali in Paris in the 
early 1920s until his death in 1983, 
Bunuel had proven himself to be 
the most experimental and 
anarchistic film-maker in the 
history of the cinema. He is 
fundamentally a brilliant 
satirist, comparable to Swift and 
Goya, who hopes that by ex- 
posing the savage inhumanity of 
human beings he will somehow 



make us more human. 

About That Obscure Object of 
Desire 

New York Times and Time 

magazine "Ten Best" List for 
1977 Academy Award nomination 
for Best Foreign Film 1977. 

"A work of such perfect control 
and precision it reminds us of the 
profound possibilities of film in 
the hands of someone we now 



acknowledge to be an authentic 
master." Vincent Canby, New 
York Times. 

"Bunuel is in such fluid touch 
with his medium that he seems 
incapable of staging an awkward 
shot. The movie appears to flow 
directly from his subconscious, 
just as surrealist art is meant to 
do." Time. 



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January In Florida 



by Darren Daigle 
What beats a cold, dreary 
Interim on campus? Among the 
infinite possibilities, the answer 
that concerns us here is "A 
warm, vibrant Interim off 
campus, of course!" Florida, tc 
be specific! 

The Florida Christian 
Education Interim was created 
by CSCC director, Rev. Bert 
Scott, in corroboration with 



George Bozone, a former Cen- 
tenary graduate. George is the 
leader of Crossroads Adventures, 
a group that specializes in taking 
church groups and other in- 
terested parties on camping, 
hiking, and biking trips. The 
Interim class was contrived 
seven years ago to aid interested 
students in planning and im- 
plementing outdoor activities for 
groups. And by the term "out- 



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door" I mean what 20th century 
civilization has termed "the 
wilderness." Use your 
imagination: the "wilderness" is 
any location where man-made 
luxuries such as air conditioners, 
central heating, water heaters, 
and bathroom facilities are 
virtually non-existant. It is the 
wonderful world of camping and 
snuggling in the arms of Nature. 
The Interim blasted off to an 
exciting start as the participants 
assembled on Wednesday, 
January 3rd, at the Florida 
United Methodist Youth Camp in 
Leesburg, Florida. 

After class leader Bert Scott 
had broken us up into groups and 
delegated responsibility, we were 
then joined by P. B. Compare, a 
worker for Crossroads Ad- 
vertures and camper ex- 
traordinairre who was to escort 
and support us through back- 
packing and bicycling. Besides 
being a leader through 
Crossroads Adventures, P. B. did 
a lot more for all of us, and 
without her, the Interim would 
not have been so wonderful. 

First we went backpacking 
through the Ocala National 
Forest where we were joined by 
Centenary graduate Tim 
Bricker. We trekked almost 20 
miles on the Ocala Trail over a 
three-day period, getting our first 
taste of hiking, georgeous 
scenery, and sore muscles. Some 
of the group experienced with no 
great pleasure the notorious 
Florida Holly plant, a pretty 
plant with red berries and an oily 
touch that corrupts sensitive 
human flesh with a rash similar 
to Poison Ivy. 

We returned to Leesburg on 
Saturday night, tired, sore, and 



with blistered feet, to begin 
planning for our next adventure, 
canoeing. All planning, 
preparation, and recuperation 
took place on Sunday, so by 
Monday, we were refreshed and 
ready to roll. We canoed for 22 
miles on the Oklawaha River, 
beginning our trip by paddling up 
a branch of the Oklawaha onto 
the Silver River, where about 
three miles upstream we lunched 
on the banks in the presence of a 
tribe of wild monkeys hungrily 
eying our food. (Yes, I know. 
"Wild monkeys in Florida?" 
Even after chasing the little 
beasts away from our lunch, we 
still could not believe it). 

That night we camped on a 
beautiful high bluff along a curve 
in the river, and got our first and 
only taste of rain throughout the 
night and half of the morning. We 
cooked breakfast on a Coleman 
stove that we sheltered with our 
open poncho's held over the 
aromatic cooking. The rain did 
not dampen our spirits, just our 
sleeping bags while we slept (or 
tried to sleep: water kept 
trickling in most of the night). 
Tuesday evening back at 
Leesburg found open sleeping 
bags strung up on different 
clotheslines to dry. But we didn't 
care: the scenery and experience 
were well worth the discomforts. 

Wednesday was one big thrill. 
Disneyworld and Epcot; Mickey 
Mouse and Figment. In- 
describable. We actually got to 
sing our loyalty to the Mouse 
Himself. Thrilling, refreshing, 
and relaxing. When we left 
Disneyworld, we drove 2V 2 hours 
further down south from 
Disneyworld to Stuart, Florida. 
We slept at P. B.'s house and 




planned our final activity, 
bicycling. 

On the first day of biking we 
went to Hobe Sound on the 
Atlantic coast for a couple of 
hours of playing in the sun, sand, 
and surf. Need I add that the 
weather was bright and sunny, 
albeit a bit windy? Fantastic. We 
could not help but feel a little 
smug knowing that our friends 
and families were probably 
miserable in the grip of Old Man 
Winter. We spent the second day 
with a group of youths from 
different churches in the area at 
a New Games festival which we 
coordinated with the help of 
Crossroads Adventures. We 
returned to P. B.'s house on the 
third day, amassing a total of 
over 40 miles on our bicycles. The 
next day, Monday, we left for 
LaBelle, Florida, our final In- 
terim stop where we would relax 
and evaluate the trip. 

(To ensure that we were 
properly relaxed, Tuesday we 
hopped over to the Gulf Coast for 
a morning of sun and sand. It was 
just what the doctor ordered). 

Wednesday, January 18th was 
our day of departure. I can safely 
say that it was hard for all of us to 
tear ourselves away from 
Florida. For two weeks we had 
lived with each other, endured 
much with each other, and 
supported each other. We learned 
about ourselves as well as nature 
and outdoor group planning. It 
was an Interim we all will never 
forget: the experience of actually 
doing the camping and other 
activities is an education that will 
take a long time to be forgotten, if 
it is ever forgotten. 

Participants were: Jami 
Zimmerman, Laura Pearce, 
Stephanie Meinel, Uma 
Ramasamy, Laura Echols, Tom 
Marshall, Bryan Dauphin, Ann 
Beatty, Sue Joiner, Kim Cald- 
well, LaNell Keahey, Joey 
Hagenson, Helen Jernigan, 
Darren Daigle, and group guru 
Bert Scott. 



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Thursday, February 9, 1984— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 5 



Ickes ' "Love" 

Dr. Jeff Ickes, professor at 
LSU-S, will present a program on 
"Love" in Kilpatrick, February 
15, at 7:00. Dr. Ickes will teach 
not only how to love and com- 
municate with others, but how to 
love and understand yourself. He 
has been a speaker not only to 
Centenary before, but also to 
various conventions around the 
country. 

Testing Schedule 

The following standardized 
tests are scheduled for ad- 
ministration at Centenary this 
spring. 

Graduate Record 
Examination, April 28 and June 
9. Application should be made by 
March 23 and May 4. 

National Teachers 
Examination, core, March 24; 



ARCUND CAMPUS- 



speciality, April 14. Application 
should be made by Feb. 20 and 
March 12. 

Law School Admission Test, 
March 3 and June 18. Late ap- 
plication by Feb. 9 and May 10. 

Centenary College has also 
recently become a testing center 
for the DANTES test program. 
These tests were formerly only 
available to military personnel. 
Like the CLEP tests, DANTES 
tests can be used to obtain college 
credit by examination. The 
DANTES program offers a 
greater variety of subject areas, 
however. For more details, 
contact Dr. Bettinger. 

Job Opportunities 

Youree Drive Sandwich Shop 
needs two sandwich makers. 15 
hours per week on evenings and 
weekends. Hourly wage - $3.35. 



Southpark Dept. Store needs 
sales persons for several 
departments. Minimum wage - 
Hours adjusted to schedule. 

Maintenance and 
warehouseman needed for large 
electronics company. Must be 
available late afternoon and 
some evenings. Lots of hard 
work!!!!!! $3.35 per hr. 

Chuck-E-Cheese at Eastgate 
needs applicants in all areas. 
Apply in person. 

Church needs nursery at- 
tendant for Mothers Day Out 
Program on Thursday. Hours - 10 
a.m. til 2 p.m. ; $15.00 per day. 

High School Weekend 

Registration for Centenary 
College's High School Weekend is 
underway. 

The Feb. 25-26 event is an 



opportunity Centenary gives 
prospective students to ex- 
perience college life first-hand. 

Over 150 juniors and seniors 
from high schools all over the 
state and from the Ark-La-Tex 
region are expected to attend. 

They will have time to talk with 
professors, learn about financial 
aid, audition for the School of 
Music and the internationally 
famous Centenary College Choir, 
attend Gents and Ladies 
basketball games, and explore 
all the nooks and crannies of tne 
campus during the annual $100 
Hunt. 

Those wishing to attend should 
register now with the Office of 
Admissions at Centenary. A $10 
registration fee covers all meals, 
accomodations, and en- 
tertainment. 

For more information, call the 



Office of Admissions, 869-5131. 

Talk Scheduled 

Richard B. McKenzie, 
professor of economics at 
Clemson University and a Senior 
Fellow in Economics for the 
Heritage Foundation, will speak 
at Centenary College Thursday, 
Feb. 9, at 11:10 a.m. in Hurley 
Auditorium. 

His talk, entitled "The Great 
National Industrial Policy 
Hoax," is free and open to the 
public. 



Early Recruiters 

Mr. John Duffy will be on 
campus Thursday, Feb. 16, 1984 
in Room 212, Magale Library, 
from 10:00-11:00 to discuss LSU's 
Public Administration Program. 



Movie Review: 



The Cabinet of Doctor Caligari; 
Nosferatu, The Exterminating Angel 



THE CABINET OF DR. 
CALIGARI AND NOSFERATU 

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. 

Germany, 1919. Dirctor: Robert 
Wiene. 51 minutes, silent. Cast: 
Werner Krauss, Conrad Veidt, 
Lil Dagover, Rudolf Klein- 
Rogge. 

Nosferatu. Germany, 1922. 
Director: F. W. Murnau. Based 
on the novel Dracula by Bram 
Stoker. 60 minutes, silent. Cast: 
Max von Schreck, Alexander 
Granach, Greta Schroeder. 

On Tuesday, February 14 at 
3:30 and 7:30 p.m. in 114 Mickle 
Hall the Centenary Film Society 
will present two classics of the 
German silent cinema— The 
Cabinet of Dr. Caligari and 
Nosferatu. Admission is $2.00; 
$1.00 for students and senior 
citizens, c. P. Credit 

The Expressionist movement 
that swept the visual arts of 
Northern Europe during the first 
decade of this century flourished 
in the German cinema of the 
1920s. This expressionism in 
German film, by portraying the 
internal psychological conflicts 
of the individual as distortions of 
the external world, reveals a 
post-World War I Germany 
alienated from the rest of 
Western Europe and obsessed 
with decadence, madness, 
power, humiliation, and destiny. 
The Cabinet of Dr. Carligari and 
Nosferatu are classic examples 
of this expressionistic style. 

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari is 
the story of a young man who 
tries to prove that a travelling 
hypnotist is ordering his sleep- 



walking assistant to murder 
while under a hypnotic spell. A 
ground-breaking film that in- 
fluenced the way films were 
made throughout the world, 
Caligari plunges beneath the 
comforting facade of order and 
reason to reveal a nightmare 
world, a disintegrating universe 
buffeted by unfathomable drives 
and shrouded by jagged but 
pervasive shadows. It is a film 
that catches the alienation, 
frustration, tension, and horror 
of existence. 

Nosferatu is considered by 
some critics the finest horror- 
fantasy film ever made. Unlike 
the latter versions of Dracula by 
Bela Lugosi and Christopher Lee, 
Max Shreck's vampire is no sexy, 
suave, debonair figure who wins 
the lady's heart before he steals 
her blood. He is hideously ugly, a 
shriveled, bony, fanged, taloned 
little man. Perhaps most notable 
about Murnau's version of this 
myth is the length of time that the 
vampire's victim stays alive 
after being attacked, giving a 
feeling of mystical parasitism, of 
the way death perpetually feeds 
off the living. 

THE EXTERMINATING 
ANGEL 

Mexico, 1962. Director: Luis 
Bunuel. Screenplay: Bunuel, 
from a story by Bunuel and Luis 
Alcoriza. Photography: Gabriel 
Figueroa. Cast: Silvia Pinal, 
Enrique Rambal, Jacqueline 
Andere. In Spanish, with sub- 
titles. 95 minutes. 

On Thursday, February 16 at 
7:30 p.m. in 114 Mickle Hall, and 



on Friday, February 17 at 2:00 
p.m. in 36 Jackson Hall the 
Centenary Film Society will 
present Luis Bunuel's The Ex- 
terminating Angel. General 
admission is $2.00; $1.00 for 
students and senior citizens. C. P. 
Credit is available. 

The Exterminating Angel is the 
story of a group of elegant guests 
at a dinner party— nobles, 
generals, judges— who find, once 
dinner is over, that they are 
unable to leave the dining room. 
No apparent reason is given; in 
fact, the doors remain wide open, 
yet the guests cannot bring 
themselves to walk across the 
room and step into the next room. 
Uniforms wrinkle, ball gowns, 
rumple, make-up and hair-do's 



little by little shift and fade, until 
the elegance of dress and manner 
has given way entirely to a 
vulgarity of mien and attitude. 
The plot of The Exterminating 
Angel testifies to the presence of 
the marvelous, or of "mystery," 
to use Bunuel's word. For the 
film cannot be fully understood 
outside the perspective of 
surrealism, of which Bunuel 
himself has said: 

Surrealism has taught me that 
life has a moral significance that 
man cannot afford to ignore. 
Through surrealism I also 
discovered for the first time that 
man is not free. I used to believe 
our freedom was unlimited, but I 
have found in surrealism, a 
discipline that must be followed. 



This has been one of the great 
lessons in my life, a marvelous 
and poetic step. 

While surrealism is crucial in 
understanding Bunuel's film, 
realism is also a major part of his 
aesthetics. In the Exterminating 
Angel man's wounds are not 
those of the flesh; they are 
wounds which show in behavior 
and actions— horror, filth, and 
misery give way to a leprosy of 
the soul, the brutal reality is the 
same. In many ways a modern 
Goya, Bunuel's realism is 
ultimately not so much aesthetic 
as metaphysical. Over the 
ugliness, cruelty, and horror, a 
voice may be heard which bears 
witness to love among human 
beings, and repudiates the eveil 
which is a natural part of life. 



WANTED 

Former debaters and individual 
events participants and other 
interested students to help with the 
Centenary Forensics Tournament 
on March 2nd & 3rd. We need 
typists, Judges, time keepers, jacks 
of all trades, girl Fridays, and 
exemplars of the good life at 
Centenary (this is a recruiting 
function). Contact Dr. Bettinger or 
Todd Anders. 

REWARD: You will be glad you did. 



SUMMER JOBS 

Camp Wawbansee 
near Arcadia La. 
Male and female 
counselors, Age 

18 & older June 10 
-August 5, 1984 

Recruiter will be on 

Campus February 
23, 1-4:30 p.m. 

CONTACT PLACEMENT 

OFFICE FOR APPTS. 

869-5117 

GIRL SCOUTS 

Equal Opportunity Employment 



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Page 6— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, February 9, 1984 

Around Town 



■Set Youp f ove Sfyou/- 



by 
Tina Hackett 
Larry Morse 

As we all know, Valentine's 
Day is only a few days away! 
That means candy, flowers, and 
a special lunch or dinner for just 
the two of you. Shreveport has 
the perfect restaurant for your 
romantic meal ... Fonde Cains 
located at 1846 Fairfield, 
Fountain Towers. Bruce Cain is 
the fine host in this French and 
Northern Italian Restaurant. The 
specialities here are veal, beef, 
seafood, and lamb. Our favorite 
here is the Steak Diane. This 
tender piece of beef is cooked at 
the table and served with a 
delicious mushroom and wine 
sauce. Prior to our entree, we 
enjoyed an exquisite Ceaser 
salad and an adequate escargot 
appetizer. 



The wine list is very good and 
includes all price ranges in the 
French, Italian, California, and 
German categories. The desserts 
looked splendid. Our choice from 
the pastry cart was a fantastic 
chocolate mint layer cake. 
Dessert was definitely the 
highlight of our evening. 

For your dining pleasure, a 
pianist entertains daily at lunch 
and dinner. Fonde Cains is open 
Sunday through Friday for lunch 
from 11:30 a.m-2:30 p.m. Dinner 
is served from 6:00-10:30 p.m. 
Monday through Thursday and 
from 6:00-11:00 p.m. Friday and 
Saturday. Reservations are not 
required but encouraged on 
weekends. All major credit cards 
are accepted. So, do something 
special "AROUND TOWN" this 
Valentine's Day, dine at Fonde 
Cains. 



Subscoop 



Welcome to another exciting 
episode of SUB SCOOP. Since we 
last met many things have been 
happening around campus. We 
are all excited about Centenary 
receiving two chairs. I imagine 
the students are all thankful to 
Dr. Webb for proclaiming that 
afternoon a time of celebration. 

Mark February 15 on your 
calendar as an evening of LOVE. 
No, I did not get Valentine's Day 
mixed up, it's the night Dr. Jeff 
Ickes from LSU-S will present a 
program on "LOVE" at 7:00 
p.m., in Kilpatrick. If you want to 
know the true meaning of love, 
make sure you are at this 
program. 

For all the fans of Earthereal's 



Health Food Store, John is 
having a customer appreciation 
night, February 14 at 7:00-10:00, 
with live entertainment and 
refreshments. Everyone is 
welcome! ! ! 

There are a lot of activities 
happening in the Coffeehouse. 
The big news is the late night 
movies and matinees on 
Saturday. If you have any 
request for movies, tell Michael 
Hayes. 

That's all for this week ... hope 
everyone has a nice week. Until 
next time, come visit me in the 
Coffee house ... my shift is 8:30- 
12:00. Rumor is I make a mean 
cup of coffee. 

Kathy 



HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! 
Wilson Brent, Nancy Jones, 
Lisa Smith, Diane Fowler, 
Kenneth Clark, Gary Hall, Dawn 
Fraser, Dawn Sikes, Denise 
Bedard, Kristi Hill, Kim Smith, 
Joy Sikes, Sherrette Shaw, 
Donna Echols, Penny Brill, 
Ginger Penten, Cindy Greer, 
Gina Pierce, Bert Scott, Joey 
Hagenson, Jonny Hall, Chris 
Keatting, Craig Spence, Danny 
Gleason, Robert Ed Taylor, Jami 
Zimmerman, Kelly Carpenter, 
Kelly Crawford, John Dingman, 
Shelly Lambrecht, Kathy 
Scherer, Liz Ritchie, Lisa Illing, 
Susan LaGrone. 

Love, 

Debbie McManus 
Happy Valentine's Day, Cen- 
tenary! 

Happy Valentine's Day, 
Conglomerate Staff! I couldn't 
live without you! 

Love, Lea, ed. 
I love you, Bruce! Happy 
Valentine's Day! (this is your 
first present). 

Love, Lea 

Happy Valentine's Day Claire, 
Belinda, Betsy, Debbie, Valerie, 
and Gloria! Lea 



Clip and Save Coupon 



FEBRUARY MOVIES IN THE COFFEE HOUSE 
All movies begin at 9:00. Free Popcorn!!! 



9- 


Twilight Zone 


10 & 11 - 


Author! 


12- 


American Griffiti 


13&14- 


Fiddler on the Roof 


15&16- 


Missing 


17&18- 


48 Hours 


19- 


Victor Victoria 


20 & 21 


To Kill a Mockingbird 


22 & 23 - 


Ragtime 


24- 


Valley Girl 


25- 


Tootsie (will begin at 11:30 p.m.) 


26- 


Tape 


27 & 28 - 


Easy Rider 


Weekend Matinees • Every Saturday afternoon at 3:30 


11- 


Load of the Rings 


18- 


Doonesbury Special 


25- 


Mr. Bill Looks Back 



Saturday Night Specials • Following the Saturday night movie 
1 1 . Monte Python • The Meaning of Life 



18 

25 



Rolling Stones'; Hot As Hell 
Robin Williams 



Happy Valentine's Day 
B.R.U.'s!! 

Happy Valentine's Day, TKE's! ! 
Love, Lea 

To Bitsy— happy V-time from 

Stiggs 

Pepe Le Pew— you ticklish thing, 

be my Valentine 

Love, S.G 
Happy Valentine's to all the 
LEBA OOBA's! 

Kelly— so glad you're my suitie! 
Happy Valentine's Day 
Debbie— let's just live together, 
ok? Happy Valentine's Day, 
Y.F.R. 

Renee— I'm so glad you came 
back to school; now we can be 
together for Valentine's Day. 
Jean— Jean, Jean the ... valen- 
tine. 

Janie— Happy Med School! and 
valentine's day! 

Bwad— We've got this year, who 
needs next year, We've got this 
year, so glad I stayed! Be stew 
my knee val in time? Ich Leibe 
dich! ! ! 

Happy V-day O.D.'s. TKE loves 
you 

Lea Ann, Be my Valentine! Love 
Bruce 



Happy Valentine's Day 
"Debby." Love, a friend. 

"Remember," Dawn Happy 
Valentine's Day, Skeeter. 

Be mineba Valentinba Lee, 
OOba, Love Buckwheat. 

Happy V.D. trouble maker, 
Corrupter. 

Happy V.D. to: "Suzi Q," 
"Bake," "Sanface," "Deb- 
borah," "Mendelson," "U," and 
the new "Suitie." Love, the two 
little bears! 

Happy Valentine's Day 
Princess, love Bear! 

Hey Bun woman! Will you be 
our Valentine! Love "the bears." 

Hey Will, lets go "Ribbing" for 
V.D. - have a good one - The 
Gang!! 

Happy Valentine's Day, Susan 
I., Adrieane, Marianne, Belinda, 
Mia, Roni, Susan L., Shari, Kelly 
and especially the people at the 
Conglomerate! Love, Smiley 
Face. 

Cassie, Happy Valentine's Day 
Sweetcheeks, Love??? 



jGREEK IBIEA1E 



KA GREEK BEAT 

We are all glad that everyone is 
back and ready to play student 
again! We are glad to report that 
each one of our pledges did very 
well with their grades and all are 
up for the big "I," know what I 
mean Verrie! 

A New Years Flathead meeting 
was held this past weekend and 
there were many a wise tale told 
by all participants. The Grand 
Flathead himself, Mike Talley, 
bestowed his initiation ceremony 
upon two worthy but well fer- 
merted bodies, that being Frank 
C. and Craig B. The last names 
are being withheld in order to try 
to protect their identities, but 
hey, we know them well! 

The KA Chapter would like to 
invite everyone to come to our 
Valentine's Party Feb. 14th, that 
is this Tuesday. We know that 
there is nothing to do that night so 
everybody be our Valentine and 
come party with us. Festivities 
start at 8 p.m. and there is a good 
chance, that some tempting 
refreshments will be served! 

Tonight is the 25 cents Reeb 
Party for all you big spenders, so 
everyone take a study break 
around 8 p.m. and bring your bad 
self down to the KA Mansion. 

Other events up and coming 
are high school weekend which 
we anxiously await. Yes, we do 



have the Reeb truck reserved as 
usual. Competition for King of 
the high schools will be stiff so 
watch out Nick! We hope to see a 
crowd tonight and Valentine's 
night, so don't miss it! 
Bye-Ya! 

TKE GREEK BEAT 

Greetings Tekes and O.D.'s. I 
trust that all of you had an en- 
joyable break and-or interim. 

Omar and Geneo made it to 
Tulsa last month, which 
climaxed in a Texas ghost town 
where Geneo discovered that his 
lunatic driving did $300 worth of 
damage to the Toyopet. 

H and Stiggs ventured north to 
Arkansas, and visited the now 
infamous Sundowner Lounge. 
The H-mobile lost a tire in Hope- 
less Ark. and were rescued by 
Dave W. who arrived with a red- 
head in one hand and $80 in the 
other. H is' forever grateful. 

New Orleans saw a huge 
procession of Tekes at the 1983 
Conclave. Prytanis Tim said it 
was great. Several Centenary 
students, including Kamikaze 
Paula, were caught in the middle 
of several Sugar Bowl brawls at 
Pat O's, and Lulu accosted an ex- 
con, who was forceibly removed 
from the bar after Betsy 
screamed rape. 

Interim classes proved to be a 
learning experience for all in 



Vicksburg, including Sgt. Hardo. 
No longer are fireworks legal in 
V-burg, and the Holiday Inn is 
still trying to prove to the 
Mississippi State Police that 
there were not 23 hookers 
available despite what the sign 
out front said. 

Until next week, study hard 
and go to class. 

CHI OMEGA GREEK BEAT 

The Iota Gamma chapter of 
Chi Omega would like to welcome 
everyone back for the spring 
semester. We would like to 
congratulate Jennifer Blakeman 
and Angela Estill on being fourth 
and second runners up in the 
Miss Shreveport Pageant. 
Congratulations also to Lisa 
Chaisson and "Images," 
everyone involved in "Godspell," 
and to Diana Marble and the 
gymnasts for their successes in 
the past few meets. We would 
also like to congratulate 
everyone in the chapter who 
contributed to making our 
cumulative GPA a high 3.45. Our 
chapter is now looking forward to 
Night Owl. We have decided to 
impose a $5 fine on anyone who 
duplicates what has already been 
said in meeting. Money raised in 
this way will enable us to sponsor 
a child in Mozambique and this 
could not POSSIBLY be con- 
sidered assessing. Or could it? 



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S-PCEIS 



Thursday, February 9, 1984— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 7 




Willie Jackson in Action 




1984 Centenary Spring Golf 



Feb. 4-6 Columbia Lakes Invitational 
Columbia Lakes Country Club 
Houston, Texas 

Feb. 7-12 Pan American International Intercollegiate 
Club Campestra 
Monterrey, Mexico 



Feb. 29-Mar. 3 New Orleans Intercollegiate 
Belle Terre Country Club 
LaPlace, Louisiana 



Moe O'Bren Intercollegiate 
Lake Charles Country Club 
Lake Chares, Louisiana 

Orange Lake-Univ of Miami Intercollegiate 
Orange Lake. Country Club 
Orlando, Florida 

SLUBriarwood invitational 
Briarwood Country Club 
Baton rouge, Louiaiana 

JTrans American Athletic conference 
Huntington Park Golf course 
Shreveport, Louisiana 

• Houston Baptist University Houston, TX. 



"Action" Jackson Breaks 
Parrish Record 



Willie "Action" Jackson 
needed only six points to break 
Robert Parrish's career scoring 
record of 2,334 points before the 
Centenary vs. Mercer University 
game Saturday, February 4. He 
scored his sixth record breaking 
point 8:52 into the first half on a 
three-pointer. At half time with 
the Gents leading 34-33, Jackson 
was presented with the game ball 
he scored his 2,335 point with by 
Athletic Director Walt Stevens. 

The second half opened with 



another three-pointer by Willie 
Jackson. Bobo Thomas continued 
to score putting the Gents ahead 
64-63 at 3:03, followed by another 
basket by Jackson. With less than 
thirty seconds left and the score 
tied at 68- All Jackson attempted 
a longshot, missed and was 
fouled on his follow. The Gents 
beat the Bears 70-68 on two free 
throws by Jackson. 

"Action" Jackson finished the 
game with 20 points and 8 
rebounds, finishing close behind 



was Bobo Thomas with 19 points 
and 15 rebounds, followed by Eric 
Bonner with 13 points and 8 
rebounds. 

The Gents are now 9-12 and 
have won five of their last seven 
games. They will be on the road 
for their next three games 
against Houston Baptist, Hardin- 
Simmons, and Northwestern 
State. Their next home game will 
be Saturday, February 21 at 8:00 
p.m. 



1983-84 Gents Basketball 



DATE 

Feb. 9 
Feb. 11 
Feb. 18 
Feb. 21 
Feb. 23 
Feb. 25 
Mar. 3 
Mar. 8-9 
• TAAC 



OPPONENT 



SITE 



• Houston Baptist University 

• Hardin-Simmons University 

• Northwestern State University 
Louisiana Tech University 

• ARKANSAS-LITTLE ROCK 

• SAMFORD UNIVERSITY 
First Round TAAC Playoffs 
TAAC Final Four 

Game 



Houston, TX. 
Abilene, TX. 
Natchitoches, LA. 
Rsuton, LA. 
Gold Dome 
Gold Dome 
TBA 
TBA 



All Centenary Home Games (Gold Dome) start at 7:45 PM, EXCEPT 
Feb. 4 with Mercer and Feb. 25 with Samf ord, these two games start 
at 1:30PM. 



1983-94 Ladies Basketball 



Feb. 9 ARKANSAS-LITTLE 

Feb. 11 PANOLA JUNIOR COLLEGE 

Feb. 13 WILEY COLLEGE 

Feb. 16 ARKANSAS TECH 

Feb. 18 NORTHWESTERN STATE UNIV 

Feb. 22 •SPRINGHILL COLLEGE 

Feb. 23 %*TOUGALOO COLLAGE 

Feb. 24 * BELHAVEN COLLEGE 

Feb. 25 %CENTRAL ARKANSAS 



ROCK7.00 Little Rock, Ark. 
7:00 Cathage, TX. 
6:00 Marshall, TX. 
7:00 Gold Dome 
600 Natchi to ches, La 
7:00 Jackson, Miss. 
5:30 Gold Dome 
7:00 Gold dome 
5:30 Gold dome 



• NAIA DISTRICT 30 GAME 

%MEN'S GAME FOLLOWS(Double Header) 





Intramural rosters for men's 
and women's basketball are 
due Friday, February 10 by 
12:00 noon in the Gold Dome. 
A $10.00 fee must accompany 
each roster. If you have any 
questions contact Dr. 
Lefevers at 5275. 



Centenary College Tennis 

1983 -1984 SCHEDULE 



Gents 



Ladies 



At Millt.pt J.ck.on. Milt 










At Mitt St Cutiic. Jackaon. Milt 




• (-• 


At Mc Naaaa Stala Untvaraity 


1:00 pm 


At Balhavan. J.ckton. Mitt 




Fab 26 


At Staphan F. Auatin Univaraity 


2:00 pm 


Oklahoma City Univartity 


10:00 am 


Mar. 1 1 


Waal Taaaa Stata Univaraity 


1 00 pm 


Univ.r my Ark I n tl l. L -III. Rock 


3:30 pm 


Mar. 13 


Tylar Junior Coil.ga 


2:00 pm 


Southarn Arkanaaa. Magnolia 


2:30 pm 


Mar 15 


At Louiaiana Tach Univaraity 


2:00 pm 




2:00 pm 


Mar. 1 7 


Tulana Univaraity 


2:00 pm 


Staphan F. Auatln Univaraity 


2:00 pm 


Mar. 21 


Northwaalarn Stata Unlvararty 


2:00 pm 


Lama* Untvaraity 


2:00 pm 


Mat 23 


At Paria JC. Taiarkana CC 


2:00 pm 


Northaaat Mtaaourl SUM 


t) OO .m 


Mar. 27 


Caat Taua Baptlat Unlvararty 


3:00 pm 


Waal Taiaa Stata Untvaraity 


10:00 am 


Mar 29 


Mc Naaaa Stata Univaraity 


1:00 pm 


Northwaalarn Stata Unhwratty 


2:00 pm 


Apr 2 


At Louiaiana Tach Unlvarally 


2:00 pm 


un. vanity iiimoit. Chicago 


10:00 am 


Apr. S 


At Univaraity Arkanaaa/Ltttla Rock 


2:30 pm 


At North. an Louiaiana Univaraity 


1:30 pm 


Apr. 6 


Al Southarn Illinois. EdwardavllM 


1:00 pm 


At ISO. Baton Nous* 


2:00 pm 


Apr. 7 


At M.mpfiit SUU Univaraity 


1:00 pm 


At Paria JC Taaarkana CC 


2:00 pm 


Apr. 8 


At Mittlttippi SUta Univaraity 


8:30 am 


At Untvaraity Taua. Tylar 


10:00 am 


Apr. 12 


Al Louiaiana Tach Univaraity 


2:00 pm 


Mc Naaaa Stata Untvaraity 


2:00 pm 


Apr. 13 


At Tulana Unlvararty 




Caat Tanaa Baptlat Untvaraity 


3:00 pm 


Arr. 14-16 


At Unlvarally of Naw Orlaani 

(6 mm round robin toumamant) 




Loulatana Tach Untvaraity 


2:09 pm 




Al Northwaalarn SUM Univaraity 


2:00 pm 


At Northwaalarn Stala Unlvararty 


2:00 pm 




NAIA Ft.aion.ii. Jackaon. Mlaa. 




Al Southarn Arkanaaa Unlvararty 
Al Caat Taiaa Stata Unlvarally 
At Louiaiana Tach Unlvararty 


2:30 pm 
2:00 pm 
2:00 pm 


May. 4 
M.y2» 
Jun 2 


Mlllaapa Coltooa 
NAIA. Natlonala 

Ov.nand Park. Kanaaa 


1:00 pm 


Milli.pt Coll.o. 


1:00 pm 








Northaaat Loulatana Univaratty 


2:00 pm 








TAAC Conloranca Toumamant 











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Page 8— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, February <>, 1984 

Ladies Beat LSU, Illinois 



by Laura Luff 

"If we can do as good a job 
against LSU and Illinois as we 
did against Arizona, I'll be 
proud," Coach Vannie Edwards 
said before the Lady Gymnasts 
tri-meet with Louisiana State 
University and the University of 
Illinois February 1. 

Coach Edwards definitely had 
reason to be proud as the 
Ladies'overwhelmed their op- 
ponents with a score of 172.95, 
against 171.50 for the University 
of Illinois, and a third place 
Louisiana State University with 
169.95. The Centenary Ladies 
overcame some tough com- 
petition as the LSU Lady Tigers 
(2-1) are ranked eleventh in the 
nation and averaged 176 in two 
previous meets, while the 
University of Illinois is (0-5), 
against Centenary's (4-1) record. 
Margot Todd-Evans claimed 
her fourth consecutive all-around 
title this season with a 36.45 total. 
Suzanne Reasor finished second 



all-around, scoring a 35.35 total. 
The Ladies' have a strong team 
this year led by three-time Ail- 
American Margot Todd-Evans 
(Sr.), a two time national 
champion on floor and national 
champion on vault, two-time Ail- 
American Janet Stevens (Jr.), on 
floor in All-Around, and Ail- 
American Susan Gibson (Jr.). 
Returning All-Around Katrina 
Kellogg (So.), and specialists 
Jessica Soileau (Sr.), and Diana 
Marble (Jr.). Freshman talent 
includes Suzanne Reasor, second 
on the team in the All-Around 
division, Robin Bickham, Cheri 
Newman, Holly Rucker, and 
Mary Beth Hebert. Coach Vannie 
Edwards is assisted by former 
four-time All-American Jill 
Brown. 

The Ladies next meet will be at 
the L.D. Bell Invitational in 
Hurst, Texas on February 18, and 
the next home meet will be 
February 20, against Tarleton 
State University. 




Janet Stevens 





The winning Lady gymnasts are 1st row — left to right: Jessica Soileau, Suzanne 
Reasor, 2nd row — left to right: Diane Marble, Robin Bickham, Mary Beth Hebert, 
Katrina Kellogg, Cheri Newman, 3rd row — left to right: Susan Gibson, Holly Rucker, 
Janet Stevens, Margot Todd-Evans. 





Susan Gibson 



Margot Todd-Evans 




Margot Todd-Evans 




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Vol. 78, No. 18 



February 16, 1984 



£4 



Outlook '84": A New Design for Shreveport 



by Tom Ufert 

Shreveport, on the grow in 
1984! That is the basic interest 
and concern of our Shreveport 
Chamber of Commerce. True this 
oustanding organization has little 
to do with those of us not 
originating from Shreveport. 
However, many times this 
distinguished body of area 
business leaders, young and old, 
raises some intriguing questions 
and provides some creative 
alternatives. Not only in its ac- 
tivities but also in its highly 
controversial forums, does the 
Chamber of Commerce continue 
to offer promising ideas for our 
community, this was such the 
case a week ago when Senator 
Russell Long attended their 
weekly breadfast to discuss his 
viewpoints on the upcoming year. 



His speech, entitled "Outlook 
'84" concerned three major 
issues: U.S. foreign policy, U.S. 
domestic spending, and 
Louisiana. He regarded 
President Reagan's policies in 
South & Central America as 
necessary and proceedingly 
successful. He considered it 
highly feasible to pour millions of 
dollars into U.S. backed regimes 
to protect our political backyard 
from communist infiltration and 
intervention. However, he ad- 
vocated an immediate with- 
drawal of the American peace- 
keeping force in Lebannon. He 
questioned its mission in Beruit 
and declared it as unsecure. He 
also attacked the idea of a 
prepared military force in the 
Middle East as an antagonism to 
the Soviet Union in their 
backyard. 



In the arena of domestic 
spending the Senator was agile 
with facts and figures con- 
sidering his position as Chairman 
of the Senate Finance Com- 
mittee. Senator Long attacked 
the present administration's 
handling of domestic spending. 
Quoting figures, Long cited that 
President Reagan entered office 
with a $950,000,000,000 deficit that 
is now $1,500,000,000,000. It is 
estimated by Long and members 
of his committee that by 1990, the 
deficit will reach $2 trillion and 
1993 $3 trillion (30 percent of the 
annual budget). The Senator also 
began to enumerate on long term 
ways of trimming the deficit. He 
noted that the President has 
attempted to do so through cuts 
in social-welfare programs. The 
Senator pointed out that if you 
eliminated all social programs 



only 58 billion dollars would be 
saved (not including Social 
Security or Welfare). He ad- 
vocated instead of cutting $1 for 
every $4 of spending; make an 
even 50-50 ratio in cuts to spen- 
ding. He stated furthermore that 
the President has not made the 
$50-100 billion cuts necessary to 
discontinue operating the 
government at an increasing $200 
billion deficit annually. 

In the area of local politics and 
finances, Long proved to be an 
avid supporter of Governor-elect 
Edwin Edwards. However, he 
was not one to blame Governor 
David Treen for the present 
economic woes of our state. He 
instead argued that the present 
high rate of unemployment was 
caused by a decline in the oil and 
gas industry. This decline he 
cites as a consequence of an 



unsuccessful deal with Mexico 
caused by the meddling of 
Secretary of Energy James 
Schlessinger (Carter Ad- 
ministration). 

Long was well-received and 
applauded. After a few questions 
from the floor concerning 
defense spending, South 
American defaults, the Balanced 
Budget Amendment, and the up- 
coming presidential election, the 
meeting adjourned. This in- 
formation is provided in a 
hopefully successful attempt, 
though small, to arouse an in- 
terest in controversial public 
affairs. Within a year's time the 
presidential election will be 
closing in the voting on Nov. 4; 
GET INVOLVED! Show 
patriotism and democracy, not 
undermining apathy! 



Freedom of Speech Questioned 



by Sarah Donovan 

"Sign, Sign, everywhere a 
sign..." so go the lyrics of a once 
popular song. It seems that signs 
are becoming more and more 
popular here on Centenary's 
campus. If you happened to see 
them, they voiced some common 
sentiments but were nonetheless 
viewed as controversial. 

The signs appeared on the 
campus during, of all times, 
exam week. They were placed 
around the cafeteria, in Mickle 
Hall, on the doors of the library 



basement, in Jackson Hall and 
yes, even on the doors of 
Hamilton Hall. They received 
mixed reviews from faculty, 
students and administration. 
Without directly quoting in- 
dividuals in an effort to protect 
sources, some students voiced 
their hearty approbation as did 
various faculty members. Some 
students shared administrative 
opinion that such a "discipline 
problem" should be curbed. 
Many students feared that their 
approval would result in their 
expulsion from Centenary 



College! Most students, it 
seemed, were unable to see the 
signs because they were torn 
down by second hour of classes. 

The signs carried messages 
concerning students' right to 
drink on campus, 1984 signs that 
Big Brother was controlling our 
actions and our thoughts, cen- 
sorship in our Yoncopin and the 
Conglomerate by the ad- 
ministration, and students' rights 
for free expression. Dr. Webb 
was reported to have seen the 
signs on the windows of the 



cafeteria, read them and 
returned to his office. One 
student took it upon herself to 
tear down the signs. Another 
student wrote his own sign ac- 
cusing the sign makers of 
cowardice since they didn't sign 
their names to them. Some of the 
signs were endorsed by a 
"Campaign for Student 
Awareness." 



Is this the work of a single 
individual, of a small group of 
Centenary students, of a large 



group of students? Furthermore, 
does anyone have the right to 
print such signs; and, are those 
who do, at risk of expulsion? 
More important, do these signs 
accurately depict the sentiments 
of Centenary students? If so, is 
there anything we as students 
can do to change certain policies 
at Centenary; or, do we feel these 
policies need to be changed? Talk 
to your SGA representative and 
write the Conglomerate. Let your 
views on this new development 
be heard! Remember it's your 
school and your opinion counts. 



INSIDE: 

Centenary yuiz Bowl 
p. 2 

Greek Beat 
p. 3 



Movie Review 
p.4 



Graduating 

family 

p.4 



Happy 
Birthday 
George 

Feb. 22 




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Senate Minutes 



By Jim Ogden 

(This summarizes the Senate 
Meeting of February 14 and in no 
way represents the official 
minutes of the Student Senate) 



The Tuesday, February 14, 
meeting of the Student Senate 
was called to order by President 
Thurndotte Baughman at 11:00 
a.m. The minutes of the last 
meeting were approved. 

Treasurer Diane Fowler 
reported that the SGA is to 
receive $34,377.25 for the spring 
semester from the 691 full-time 
students. As of January 31, 1982 
the SGA had on hand $6,758.68, 
but the amount was subject to 
more verification. 

The Entertainment Committee 
reported nothing new from 
chairman Michael Hayes, but 



Forums Committee chairman 
Carole Powell announced that 
Mr. Harold Saunders — the 
Woodrow Wilson speaker for 
April 29 — will arrive that Sun- 
day and probably stay for the 
entire week until the following 
Saturday. Mr. Mau, an orchestra 
conductor from the People's 
Republic of China, is slated to be 
on campus the week of March 13. 
A motion from the floor was 
introduced that he be paid 
$500.00, and the motion carried. 

LThe Elections Committee 
proposed that the special vote to 
change the by-laws concerning 
SGA members serving on such 
bodies as the honor court, 
judicial board, dorm council, and 
student-faculty discipline 
committee be held on February 
28. 

Under Media Reports, Dawn 
Calhoun reported the Youncopin 



was under the budget submitted 
at the year's beginning. Lisa 
Illing, assistant editor of the 
Conglomerate, reported that 
although the paper was currently 
solvent, the newspaper will be 
running a deficit at the current 
level of spending. This loss is 
being incurred through ad- 
vertiser's bankruptcies, refusal 
to pay for ads, as well as lack of 
sufficient ad sales. Lisa proposed 
a whole new budget, staff 
changes, salary increases, and 
restructuring payments to 
workers. Lisa also asked that the 
Conglomerate's typewriter 
either be repaired or replaced, 
with a new typewriter to possibly 
be shared with KSCL. To meet 
the semester's demands, the 
Senate approved $500.00, linked 
to a partial restoration of SGA 
ads such as featured in previous 
years. KSCL station manager 



Betsy Camp reported that the 
station's planned improvements 
were already underway, the 
budget was being met, and 
discussed plans for the next year. 
Brad Hoge discussed this 
semester's Pegasus and his plans 
for improving the graphics and 
design. Brad reported that he 
purchased a typewriter out of his 
own funds for $150.00 for 
Pegasus. $343.00 was approved 
by the Senate to cover extra 
expenses by Pegasus. A motion 
was made that all budget matters 
for media be considered at a later 
meeting, and the motion carried. 
Under old business, the sketch 
donated to the SGA to go in the 
sub was presented. The Senate 
voted to decide on a frame at 
semester's end. Senator Brad 
Lyon reported the Blood Drive 
will be held from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 
p.m. April 4, in the SUB. Michael 



Hayes was selected to fill the 
vacancy on Ed Pol Committee. 
Kathy Heard reported that the 
spring SGA calendar was now 
ready. 

A motion was made by Diane 
Fowler that the SGA bring before 
the Student Life Committee a 
request to review and 
modification of the expectations 
the college holds for its students 
as outlined in the Student Hand- 
book. These areas included 
specific areas of conduct for 
which a student is subject to 
disciplinary action as well as a 
complete investigation and 
review of the methods and 
procedures of the judicial 
system, especially the judicial 
referral board and the role of the 
administration, staff, and faculty 
in this system. The motion 
carried. The meeting was ad- 
jorned at 12:10. 



High Schools gather for Centenary Quiz Bowl 



by Tom Ufert 
Every year Centenary hosts 
the Centenary Quiz Bowl. This 
competition provides the op- 
portunity for area high school 
students to display their 
academic knowledge and skills in 
an attempt to gain hundreds of 
dollars in scholarships for their 
schools. The contest, sponsored 
by Fabsteel of Louisiana, is one 
of trivia, science, history, 
spelling and vocabulary, 



various foreign languages, 
current events, and everyday 
information. 

The Quiz Bwl, proceeding 
through its eight season, began 
on Jan. 14. On that Saturday 
some 34 schools, 170 competitors 
and their coaches descended 
upon our campus to do battle in 
the pre-liminary round. For four 
hours teams fought long and hard 
through 2-10 minute halves. As is 
usual some teams were well 



balanced and some were 
delicately held together by one 
outstanding team member. All- 
in-all, the teams appeared to 
have studied well and known 
their facts and figures. Sixteen 
teams advanced to the quarter- 
finals and the official tapings. 

Throughout the tapings, teams 
are awarded Fabsteel 
Scholarships to Centenary. The 
losers receive a $200.00 and the 
victors gain a birth in the semi- 



finals as well as their $300.00 
scholarship, the finalists each 
gain beautiful trophies, large 
scholarships, and the prestige of 
claiming, for one year, to be the 
champions of the only college 
quiz bowl competition in the Ark- 
La-Tex area. 

As of yet, the quarter-finals are 
only half-completed. It is also 
well known, that no team is 
assured an easy chance. In the 



first round of tapings, Texas High 
of Texarkana, the defending 
champions, lost to Ruston High 
School. As the competition 
continues, the Conglomerate 
wishes to congratulate Laura 
Gallagher and her staff on a job 
well done. As well, Channel 12 
(KSLA), Jeff Edmonds (KVKI), 
and Professor Beth Leuck ("da 
Judge") are to all be com- 
mended. 



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Editor 

Assistant Editor Lisa Illing 

Business Manager Lynette Potter 

News Editor Tom Ufert 

Features Editor Carole Powell 

Entertainment Editor David Sewell 

Sports Editor Laura Luff 

Layout Editor^ Susan LaGrone 

Advertising Manager Emily Cante 

Chief Photographer Bob Thomas 

Photographers Scott Andrews, Jim Ogden 

Columnists Tina Hackett & Larry Morse. 

Betsy Camj 

Advisors Janie Flourno" Dr. Michael Hall. 

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The Conglomerate welcomes letters to the editor and other 
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is Sunday, 6:00 p.m. 



Words from Wonderland 



by Betsy Camp 

Having spent the last week 
languishing in front of the tube 
and watching the Winter Olym- 
pics, I find that I haven't got just 
a whole lot to say about anything 
else. So may I present to you 
THE WONDERLAND 
OLYMPICS 

Event No. 1: Research Paper 
Writing 

Rules: Contestants have one 
week to write a fifteen-page 
research paper on Jean-Paul 
Sartre's influence on modern 
drama. Each paper must include 
an outline and two and one-half 
pages of references. Contestants 
must also be entered in at least 
four other events. 

Winner will be determined by 
the content of the paper and 
whether one is turned in at all. 

Event No. 2: Attending Class 
"The Morning After" 
Rules: Contestants are required 
to attend happy hour every night 
for one week. Class attendance 



requirements must be met: be in 
class at least one minute before 
the starting bell, remain awake 
and stay in class for the duration. 
Contestants must have at least 
one 8:20 a.m. class. 

Winner will be decided by 
number of classes attended (if 
anyone shows up). 

Event No. 3: Test-Taking 
Rules: Contestants will have a 
major test in every class during 
Olympic week. PLayers will be 
handicapped by confiscation of 
all books and notes. 

Winner will be the student who 
makes the highest combined 
score without suffering a nervous 
breakdown. 

Event No. 4: A Visit from Mom 
and Dad 

Rules: Contestants may live on 
or off campus. They must have a 
party the night before the sche- 
duled visit, and must have failed 
at least two tests, and been called 
before the Honor Court. 



Winner will be the student who 
is not withdrawn from the col- 
lege, does not have his car 
confiscated, or has not been 

disowned. 

Event No. 5: Dorm Council 
Rules: This is a contest of 
oratory skill. Contestants will 
choose from a variety of offences 
and be called before the dorm 
council to state their cases. Of- 
fences shall include: having a 
person of the opposite sex in the 
dorm illegally, having a keg i° 
the dorm, sleeping through a fire 
drill, setting off the fire alarm, 
and setting a fire. 

Winner will be the contestant 
who is given the lightest punish- 
ment, or (look out, Socrates) 
none at all. 

These are just five of the events 
which will be scheuled for the 
Wonderland Olympics. An up* 
dated version will be present^ 
for the Summer Wonderland 
Olympics. 



Thrusday, February 16, 1984— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 3 



CHI OMEGA 
The Iota Gamma chapter of 
Chi Omega would like to welcome 
our chapter visitor to Centenary 
College this week. We hope that 
she enjoys her stay here. We 
would like to extend a belated 
thank-you to the Theta Chi's for 
their incredible Belated New 
Year's party. Thanks also to our 
social chairmen Wynne Burton 
and Kathy Slaney for Night Owl, 
to the TKE's for the use of their 
party tape, to David Hoffpauir 
for his PA system, and to Susan 
Scott for the use of her stereo. 
Cynthia, get well soon. We all 
miss you, and so does Chip. Good 
luck to the Theta Chi's on their 
Rattle Roundup (?) Regional 
Conference and to Diana and the 
gymnasts on their meet this 
weekend. Hang in there pledges, 
it won't be long. 

KAPPA ALPHA 
We hope everybody had a 
happy Valentines Day. If you are 
in the minority of people who 
didn't, then you missed our 
Tuesday night V.D. Party. 
Several of our Pledges are in the 
process of painting the house for 
various reasons. It looks so good 
that some people think we've 
moved! The rest of the Plebe 
Class is deligently working on 
other various tasks of interest. 
They are all trying to renovate 
Shreveport with the help of the 
Actives, but hey people, we can 
only do so much ! Well some news 
everyone is waiting for is the sled 
is back with a freshly tuned 
carburetor! Now Mike has 



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enrolled in a stunt driving course 
so he can keep the sled under 
control! 

The KA basketball teams are 
really pumped up after their two 
week long basketball camp with 
the Harlem Globetrotters. The 
only thing is that we've grown 
accustomed to shooting at gar- 
bage cans instead of hoops! The 
KA's won $100 (dollars) for being 
the largest organization at the 
Dome for the McDonald's 
commercial which nobody knew 
about. We feel it is our duty as 
victors of this prestigious and 
noteworthy event to go out and 
blow every penny of this prize 
money on recruiting a better 
basketball player for next year's 
commercial! Keep your eyes 
peeled for quarter Reeb an- 
nouncements concerning 
tonight's possible party, of which 
I am not sure of at this very 
moment. 

One last note, we would like to 
apologize to the Theta Chi's, 
Sig's, and TKE's for keeping 
them up past their bed times last 
Friday. We realize there are 
more important things to do at 
the wee hours of dawn, but hey, 
we couldn't think of any at the 
time! See you Greek Beat freaks 
next week - DAH! 

TAU KAPPA EPSILON 
Greetings Tekes and Tekettes! 
We here at Teke Party H.Q. trust 
you and yours had an enjoyable 
weekend. Highlights of said 
weekend: We all had a great time 
at X-0 Nite Owl. Saturday saw an 



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Larry Morse 

This week's selection was a 
pleasant surprise. We dined at 
The Market in the Holiday Inn 
Holidome on Interstate 20. This 
beautiful establishment is open 
for Breakfast, Lunch, and Din- 
ner. At lunch, one may enjoy the 
soup and salad bar as well as the 
deli bar. This is one of the things 
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enormous procession of partiers 
at 430 Columbia, otherwise 
known as J.B.'s. L.G. and Stiggs 
survived the frozen Mekong 
Delta in search of Charlie, Jean- 
Jean, and the Screwdrivers. The 
1980 Miss Nebraska showed up, 
much to J.B.'s delight. Studly 
even had a date! Sam reported to 
the proper authorities when it 
became apparent someone had 
stolen $200 in cash from his 
Camel Carton safe. 

Biff is sporting a great new 
mustache, as if you hadn't 
already seen. He said it's great 
with the ladies. 

Mattress and Jackson made it 
toB.R., to visit their women, who 
are far too intelligent to come 
north to a small, liberal arts 
college we all know and love. 

Well, until next week, keep 
your noses in the books, go to 
Happy Hour when possible, and 
keep out of trouble. 

KAPPA SIGMA 
The Epsilon Chapter of the 
Kappa Sigma Fraternity would 
like to extend a belated 
"welcome back" to everyone. We 
were so elated with joy over the 
beginning of classes that we 
forgot to get in last weeks Greek 
Beat. But we've finally mellowed 
out with the first lab reports and 
upcoming tests of the semester. 
We'd also like to welcome our 
new chapter consultant who is 
visiting this week. We had a 
warm reception for him at the 
house. It appears we're going to 
have a fun semester ahead filled 



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The prices here are moderate 
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major credit cards. Alter your 
dinner, go into the garden type 
lobby and enjoy your favorite 
beverage at the piano bar. An 
evening at The Market can be 
quite special, so get "AROUND 
TOWN" to the Holidome this 
weekend. 



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my bill!) 

While we're throwing out the 
welcome mat, we'd like to say 
that we are happy Joe Van Horn 
is back along with those fabulous 
pants.... again.... and again.... and 
again. We're proud to announce 
Joe has been crowned King 
Diligence 1983-1984. 

Choir tryouts begin soon and 
end in March. Keep the voice 
crooning Mark. 

Oh No! The Penquin is back in 
town. Quick send for 
KOLWEMAN. He's faster than a 
tall building and able to leap a 
speeding train, he's got that 
masculine frame. 

Well, a fantastic Interim was 
had by all. It proved to be an 
exciting month. However these 
are the opinions of this editor and 
in no way represent the opinions 
of the free world and Texas. 
Dallas will never necover from 
the twilight antics of the rap- 
scalions who are known by the 
names of Brothers Johnny Jesus, 
Barely Barry, Yoda the amazing, 
Twig minus the Twig family, 
Snotty, Pube, and THE ODD. 
Snotty found a new money clip 
and it was his money Mr. 
Manager! Continuing on this 
magical journey, he and Pube 
had a wrestling match on 
Barely's front yard with a two 
fall time limit or remaining TV 
time. The match however was 
stopped after 2:45 because the 
wrestlers never found each other. 
At least they didn't wake up Mr. 
Breit, who was heard to say, 



"Come on boys, let's go inside." 
As Snotty moved his fingers to his 
lips he delicately whispered, 
"OK, but we mustn't wake Mr. 
Breit." The End. (Soundtrack 
available on Bantam Records.) 

We'd like to commend the 
Choir for their fantastic job on 
Godspell! We're especially proud 
of Ron "can you dig it?" Whitler 
and Celia "MTV" Sirman. Good 
job Brother and Little Sis! 

And now for something that is 
serious. An extremely good and 
grownup time was had by those 
who were lucky enough to attend 
the .Smith-Hadley Film 
Festival. It was entertaining, as 
well as educational. Ninja en- 
joyed it. It was a nice layed-back 
way to spend Friday night. We all 
know the rest was well due after 
the District Conclave party. In 
the words of Ninja, "I may never 
again see the red punch and that 
would be too soon." District 
Conclave went very well, despite 
the attack of Jungle (Juice) 
Fever. 

Well, hope to see you again 
next week. Say hi to all your 
neighbors and don't forget to 
brush your teeth every time the 
phone rings and all so remember 
that if you don't here the phone 
ring you'll know that its me. Tune 
in same time, same column, 
same jokes, same people doing 
the impossible, same punc- 
tuation, same grammatical 
mistakes, same etc. A.E.K. 
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AROUND CAMPUS 



Godspell 
About two weeks ago, we were 
all given the rare chance to hear 
and see the magnificent 
production of Godspell. How 
unusual, how creative, how 
modern, how relevant, and how 
youthful the interim students of 
Centenary portrayed an all-time 



religious classic. It is highly 
uncommon to see such a 
theological conception translated 
into a more acceptable and 
relatable moral viewpoint. With 
the combination of religious 
morals, modernized characters 
and costumes, outstanding stage 
production, and exquisite choral 



and musical ability, these 
students, our collegiate com- 
patriots, yielded an unforgettable 
performance. 



Duffy 

On Thursday, February 16, Mr. 
John Duffy of the Public Ad- 



ministration Institute will be 
here to discuss the graduate 
programs in Public Ad- 
ministration at LSU in Baton 
Rouge, His program will be held 
in room 212 of Magale Library 
and will begin at 10:00 a.m. 

The institute that Mr. Duffy 
represents offers the MPA, MPA- 



JD, MPA-MS (Marine Sciences) 
degrees to graduate students 
preparing for administrative and 
research positions in public 
administration. They offer in- 
ternships and graduate 
assistantships with the 
possibility of $4,500 + tuition 
waiver. 



A Family That Graduates together 



By David Sewell 

Graduation day at Centenary 
will see a grandfather and 
granddaughter receive their 
diplomas together. 

Investment banker and Board 
of trustees member Russell 
Barrow will receive his 
Bachelor's degree in Business, at 
the same time his grand- 
daughter, Martha Peacock, will 
be presented with her degree in 
English. Political Science, and 



Elementary Education. 

Russell Barrow has been at- 
tending Centenary since this past 
fall. He was enrolled in the 
University of Texas from 1918 to 

1921, but discontinued his studies 
to go to work. After about 50 
years, having made a successful 
living in the Business field, he 
decided to continue his studies. 
He found he "had the time," and 
he thought he would get his 
degree. 



Mr. Barrow thinks well of his 
fellow Centenary students, and 
they of him. Patrick Sewell, a 
Centenary student who had a 
class with Russell last semester, 
said that he conveys a feeling of 
student camraderie. "He has no 
great sense of seniority, he in- 
troduces himself to everyone as 
'Russell' and shakes their hand." 
A Board of Trustees member 
since 1957, Russell retains his 
good feelings about the school. "I 
think Centenary has a great 



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a fine student body. It is a credit 
to Shreveport, a very valuable 
thing." 

Russell's granddaughter, 
Martha Peacock, transferred 
from Mary Baldwin College in 
Stanton, Virginia, to Centenary 
in the fall of 82. Martha says that 
the main difference between 
Mary Baldwin and Centenary is 
the fact that Centenary is coed. 
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her transferring. Two years at an 
all girls school was enough. What 
does she think about her grand- 
father attending school with her? 
"It adds a bit of fun having your 
grandfather as a classmate." 

When asked if they are looking 
forward to graduating, the an- 
swer is of course, "yes." Martha 
added, "I'm so excited about 
graduating that I'll want to dance 
with Dr. Webb when I get my 
diploma." 



Movie Review: Metropolis and Cria 



Metropolis 

Germany, 1927. Direction: 
Fritz Lang. Screenplay: Lang 
and Thea von Harbou. 
Photography: Karl Freund. 
silent, 93 minutes. Cast: Brigitte 
Helm (Maria-the robot), Alfred 
Abel (John Fredersen), Gustav 
Frolich (Freder), Rudolf Klein- 
Rogge (Rotwang). 



On Tuesday, February 21 at 
3:30 and 7:30 p.m. in 114 Mickle 
Hall the Centenary Film Society 
will present the German silent 
film classic Metropolis. Ad- 
mission is $2; $1 for students and 
senior citizens. C. P. Credit is 
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Metropolis is set in the year 
2000 when the world is divided 
into two classes. The first is the 
aristocracy that lives amidst 
gardens and skyscrapers. The 
second is the workers— hopeless, 
downtrodden individuals who are 
virtual slaves to the monstrous 
machines they tend beneath the 
surface of this world. When the 
son of the Master of Metropolis 
falls in love with a girl from the 
lower classes, he begins a 
journey of self-discovery that 
eventually leads to a violent 
confrontation between these two 
classes. Metropolis, one of the 
best examples of German 
Exressionism on film, took over a 
year to film and employed over 
36,000 actors and actresses. 

Cria 

Spain, 1977. Direction and 
screenplay: Carlos Saura. 
Photography: Teodore 
Escamilia. color, 115 minutes. 
Cast: Geraldine Chaplin and 
Anna Torrent, in Spanish with 
English subtitles. 



On Thursday, February 23 at 
7:30 in 114 Mickle Hall and on 
Friday, February 24 at 2:00 in 36 
Jackson Hall, the Centenary 
Film Society will present Carlos 
Saura's recent Spanish film Cria. 
Admission is $2. $1 for students 
and senior citizens. C. P. Credit is 
available. 

Cria explores the mysteries 
and pains of a young girl growing 
up. Ana (played by Ana Torrent, 
the star of The Spirit of the 
Beehive) is the nine year old 
dheroine of Cria. She has an 
uncanny talent for observing and 
understanding scenes not meant 
for her eyes. She watches bitter 
quarrels between her parents 
and witnesses her mother's 
painful illness. Ultimately, this 
film is about the darker side of 
childhood, about superstition, 
knowledge, and the loss of in- 
nocence. Vincent Canby wrote in 
The New York Times: "A 
beautifully acted, haunting 
movie with two superb per- 
formances by Miss Torrent and 
Miss Chaplin." 



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Correction: 

Senator Russel Long (D-LA) is 
not the Chairman of the Senate 
Finance Committee. His position 
is the leading minority member 
of the Senate Finance Com- 
mittee. If the Democrats regain 
control of the Senate then his 
former position will be restored. 



THE CONGLDHER4IE 



Vol.78, No. 18 



February 23, 1984 



Students, . . 



On February 28, you, the 
students, will be voting on an 
amendment to the S.G.A. con- 
stitution that will all but destroy 
the Separation of Powers that 
Centenary students once fought 
hard to attain. The Constitution 
now reads under Article IV 
Section A, entitled Separation of 
Powers: 

1. No student may serve on 
more than one of the following 
bodies: 

a. S.G.A. 

b. Judicial Board 

c. Student-Faculty Discipline 
Committee 

d. Honor Court 

e. Dorm Council 

If passed, the proposed 
amendment will strike "a. 
S.G.A." from the bodies 
presently listed. The Preamble to 
the S.G.A. constitution provides 
that, "the S.G.A. will work 
toward improving Centenary's 
community atmosphere and 
toward bettering student life." 



We feel that the proposed change 
will hinder student involvement 
due to Senators' domination of 
positions on the Judicial Board, 
Student-Faculty Discipline 
Committee and Dorm Councils, 
allowed by the change. After all, 
these judicial bodies were meant 
to serve the students, not the 
S.G.A. 

The S.G.A. has access to 
Judicial Board membership 
through election procedure. The 
election of Judicial Board 
members is handled by the 
Elections committee, Article I 
section F No. 2c) 2 of the electoral 
S.G.A. constitution says that, "all 
electoral disputes shall be ruled 
upon by the Senate." Suppose a 
member of the S.G.A. were 
running for a position on the 
Judicial Board. If he or she 
wished to dispute the election, he 
or she would have direct access 
to the S.G.A. ruling. The election 
results would be invalidated and 
a new election called for. Or 



suppose a Senator who wished to 
serve on the Judicial Board 
wanted to remove a Judicial 
Board member. By charging him 
or her with dereliction of duty 
and with a Senate conviction the 
Judicial Board member would be 
removed from office (Article II 
Judicial Branches of the S.G.A. 
B. Judicial Board 5. Im- 
peachment Procedure) . With this 
vacancy to be filled, the Senate 
By-Laws Article XIII provides 
for the Senate selection of a 
representative to fill the vacant 
position(s) - and who better to fill 
it with than a Senator? (This will 
be allowed if the proposed 
amendment passes). An ad- 
ditional amendment would be 
required to change Article II 
section B. Judicial Board, 2) 
qualification c) stating that a 
member of the Judicial Board 
cannot "be a member of any 
dorm council, S.G.A., Student- 
Faculty Committee, Honor 
Court, or hold a Resident 
Assistant position." The mere 



fact that this Separation of 
Powers is provided for twice in 
our constitution speaks of the 
importance of the Separation of 
Powers the constitution 
designates. 

The S.G.A. has access to the 
Student-Faculty Discipline 
Committee through the 
nominations procedure.* The 
S.G.A. constitution provides 
(Article II Section C) that 
members of the Student-Faculty 
Discipline Committee shall be 
nominated by a majority vote of 
the Senate. The proposed change 
would provide a Senator with a 
distinct advantage over a non- 
senator who wished to fill a 
vacancy. 

The S.G.A. has accessed to the 
dorm councils. Article II section 
A. Dorm Councils No. 2 provides 
for "annual review and 
alteration by the Senate." A 
dorm council member who was 
also serving on the Senate would 
be more influential in obtaining 



Student Funds (and could also be 
serving as the S.G.A. Treasurer). 

Our current Student Govern- 
ment structure provides a 
system of checks and balances 
that protects students from 
possible abuses by an individual 
or any group of students. 
Allowing students to serve on 
both a judicial board and a 
legislative body simultaneously 
(provided by the proposed 
amendment) destroys the 
protection for the students that 
our current constitution 
provides. 

In closing we feel that students 
advocating this amendment have 
an obligation to prove this 
proposed amendment's ability to 
enhance student life and in- 
volvement, to the student body. 
We have to ask ourselves 
whether or not we are going to 
pattern and conduct ourselves 
like true, effective government 
bodies? If we are, then 
Separation of Powers is a fun- 
damental must! 



Proposed Amendment Questioned 



In this issue of the 
Conglomerate is a detailed 
summary of proposed amend- 
ment changes in the present SGA 

constitution. The changes 
proposed will essentially allow 
officials of the Student Govern- 
ment Association to also par- 
ticipate as members of the 
Judicial Board, Honor Court, 
Student-Faculty Disciplinary 
Committee, and the various 

Dormatory Councils. When the 
constitution was composed, its 

authors provided for the 
necessary separation of powers. 
As is the case in our own national 



government, the executive 
(SGA) branch oversees the 
legislative (Senate) branch, the 
judiciary (Honor Court) branch, 
and vice versa. 

The above mentioned article 
also clearly states the need for a 
separation of powers. It further 
illustrates a few examples of 
uncomfortable and undesirable 
situations that may arise, if the 

proposed changes are agreed- 
upon by the student body. 
However, this article merely 
points out the technicalities. It 
does not refer to the possible 
reasons behind the proposed 



amendment. The Conglomerate 
staff has learned that members 
of the Senate (undoubtedly 

through ignorance of the con- 
stitutional restrictions or through 
complete lack of awareness of 
the problem) have broken con- 
stitutional law. These officials 

have become members of one or 
the other of the four 
organizations which is prohibited 

by our student constitution. It is 
not the purpose of this article to 
incriminate or destroy the 
images of these distinguished 
leaders. It is rather our intention 
to point out that a discrepancy in 



the leadership bracket at Cen- 
tenary College, exists. 

The proposed amendment will 
allow for the virtual distinction 
of the separation of powers. We 
wish to note that the other four 
organizations are all related to 
the judiciary process from high 
to low. This process and its 
essential democratic cor- 
nerstones must be preserved. 

For a member of the SGA-Senate 
to hold a position in one of the 
other four organizations, would 
create a division of loyalty and 
dedication. A division that in the 
future could be catastrophic to 



the basic key-points of our self- 
governing process. 

It is not the responsibility of the 
Conglomerate, its staff, or its 
readers to judge the lightness or 
wrongness of the present 
situation. However, it is our duty 
to point it out and solve the 
problem. We stand firm, in ac- 
cordance with basic democratic 
philosphies, by officially op- 
posing this proposed change in 
our present student constitution. 
Furthermore we advise each and 
every student to carefully read 
and consider the SGA con- 
stitution, (located in the Student 
Handbook), before casting his or 
her vote on February 28. 



Page 2— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, February 23, 1984 



ILIOTIEIR§ TO THE IEIDITOIP 



Dear Editor, 

In last week's issue of the 
Conglomerate there appeared an 
article entitled "Freedom of 
Speech Questioned." As a 
member of the Conglomerate 
staff, I only wish to compliment 
this fine piece of journalism. 
Whether it is one of brilliance or 
mediocrity makes no difference ; 
even though I think that the 
quality is without question some 
of the finest in style. The author 
should be commended for his-her 
determination to address con- 
troversial and pertient situations 
and questions. It is this type of 



writer that is necessary for a 
good college newspaper. It is 
necessary to have "gutsy" 
reporters and columnists! 
Without such authors in the 
press, like Woodward & Bern- 
stien of the Washington Post, 
important issues would never be 
brought to the attention of the 
public. It is this type of person in 
the aFea of the media, that 
continually emphasizes the need 
for the freedom of the press. I 
wish to emphasize however, that 
not everything should be released 
to the media and the public for 
obvious reasons of security and 



stability. 

Furthermore, I wish to en- 
courage this author and his-her 
rare sense of responsibility, 
patriotism, and dedication. I 
personally look forward to many 
more illustrations from this 
Sarah Donovan. Continue my 
friend, to awaken us to the issues 
of our day and these important 
questions that we, as college 
students at Centenary, should 
have the nerve to address! 

Tom Ufert 

News Editor 

Conglomerate 



Senate Minutes 



by Scott C. Andrews 

(This summarizes the Senate 
Meeting of February 21 and in no 
way represents the official 
minutes of the Student Senate.) 

The Tuesday, February 21 
meeting of the Student Govern- 
ment Association was called to 
order by Vice-President Alyce 
Boudreaux at 11:10 a.m. The 
minutes were approved for the 
last meeting, President Baugh- 
man arrived, and business was 
begun. 

Under "Old Business" Bill Ball 
introduced a motion to raise 
student fees $10.00 per semester. 
This would provide a needed 
increase in funds for the 
respective medias. It was 
suggested that if no such increase 



occurred it could be necessary to 
cut one of the existing medias. 
Under "New Business" 
farewells were given to Carolyn 
Benham who recently resigned 
as SGA Secretary. In light of the 
fact that Benham has served a 
part of this semester as 
secretary, the decision was made 
that she would receive ap- 
proximately $40.00 of her $150.00 
per semester officers salary. 
Elections will be held within the 
next few weeks to replace the 
now vacant secretarial position. 
The next order was concerning 
the Senators presently serving on 
various Dorm Councils. It is a 
violation of the SGA Constitution 
and President Baughman made 
the suggestion that the persons in 
violation either resign from their 



Dorm Council or resign their 
Senatorial duties until such time 
as the amendment to the con- 
stitution is voted on by the 
student body. Their presence on 
both governmental bodies had 
been unnoticed and therefore 
overlooked until the end of last 
semester. 

If any of the aforementioned 
Senators choose to resign from 
the SGA, elections to replace 
them will take place at the same 
time as Secretarial elections. 

It was mentioned that 
reprinting of the student hand- 
book would take place this 
summer and any poroposed 
amendments should be made to 
the Student Life Committee. 

Dean Anders informed the SGA 
that an artists conception of the 



ACCLND 
CAMPUS 



"AN EVENING WITH 
PRESIDENT WEBB" 

Dr. Webb will be in the Cof- 
feehouse the evening of February 
28 at 7:00 p.m., for an informal 
question and answer session. 
This will be an excellent time to 
meet the President on an in- 
formal bases and ask him some 
of the questions that have been on 
your mind. Refreshments will be 
served. 



"I SAW THE WIND" 

"I Saw The Wind," an exciting 
concert combining live music 
with spectacular photographs 
taken over ten years of the 
Yukon, Alaska, South America, 
and the North American Rookies, 
will be presented February 27 in 
Kilpa trick Aud. at 7:00 p.m. This 
will be the last year of the tour 
and it will be a show you won't 
want to miss. 



college beautification plan is on 
display in the library for all who 
were interested. 

The official meeting was ad- 
iourned at 11:38 a.m. 



At 11:42, an unofficial meeting 
of "interested students" took 
place concerning amendments to 
be suggested to the Student Life 
Committee. These amendments 
were regarding the section en- 
titled "Specific Areas of Conduct 
For Which Any Student Is Sub- 
ject to Disciplinary Action" 
located on page 3 of the Student 
Handbook. Specifically in 
question were numbers 3 
(Conduct Affecting a Student's 
Suitability), 5 (Failure to 
Comply), 12 (Obstruction of 



Proceedings or Activities), and 
13 (Organizations, Public Ex- 
pression) with distance being 
kept from number 1 (Alcoholic 
Beverages). The alcohol issue 
was avoided for fear of the 
controversialism involved. The 
outcomne of the "interested 
students" meeting left Diane 
Fowler to present these areas for 
consideration to the Student Life 
Committee at a meeting to be 
held at 7: 15 Wednesday morning. 



The safest way to prepare for 
the future is to prepare to be 
surprised, as you surely will be. 

"Entropy Economics," 1975, p. 
8 - by Kenneth Boulding. 



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Words from Wonderland 



by Betsy Camp 

Lambs, love, and baseball. 
Rumor has it that spring is on its 
way. 

Everywhere, people are 
beginning to think warm 
thoughts (swimming, tennis, air 
conditioning bills) and to buy cool 
clothes. Children are foaming at 
the mouth and ready to run 
rampant in warm spring rain. 
Feet and toes are twitching and 
ready to wander through new 
grass. It's enough to make you 
sick. 

First of all, it's not even warm 
yet. Who wants to think about 
shorts when longjohns are still 
the staple of everyday clothing? 
Who could even think of swim- 
ming when a box of kleenex and a 
bottle of cough medicine are 
one's best friends? And why think 
about moving the thermostat up 
to 72 degrees when it's already 
there and burning up your 
money? 



I don't believe in looking ahead 
to other seasons. None of them 
seem so bad when you are in 
them — except spring. Spring 
puts too much pressure on 
people. We are expected to fall in 
love. I fell in love during spring- 
once. Just once. Summer came, I 
put on my bathing suit, and he 
left me. So much for springtime 
love afairs. 

Baseball comes around in 
spring. We get this strange urge 
to go to the ballpark, eat hot dogs, 
and yell for our side. I don't like 
that. The last time I went to a 
baseball game, I ate so much that 
my date had to roll me down the 
aisle to go back for more, and 
when I yelled for our side, a 
spray of finely ground peanuts 
new into the hair of the man in 
front of me. We didn't stay for the 
next inning. 

Spring is supposed to be a time 
of rain and flowers. Actually, it is 
a time of mud and flood. My 
flowers never come up because 



pansies don't have two foot stems 
to poke through the water that 
collects in my yard. And I don't 
bother buying new white shoes 
for spring anymore because they 
turn brown just like the mud in 
the street, on my car, and ground 
into the carpet. 

Birds come back in the spring- 
They build nests, and lay eggs- 
The eggs hatch, and the baby 
birds cry for food day and nightf- 
all in our chimney. 

Our chimneys are a real hot 
spot for neighborhood birds. We 
have a friendly woodpecker who 
returns every spring to peck at 
our chimney — our metal chimney 
— at six o'clock in the morning ' 
think he's friendly with the one 
who works on the tree outside my 
window at the same time. 

Spring is ok. Lambs com e 
around, they bleat and look cute 
and biblical. Then they grow into 
sheep, are sheared, and becom e 
my new wool skirt. 

I like spring. 



Toxic Chemicals, Possible 
New State Drink? 



Thursday, February 23, 1984— THE CONGLOMERATE— Pfcge 3 



Job Opportunities 



by David Dewell 

Pollutants such as TOC (total 
Organic Carbon), toxic and 
carcenogeic, and Fecal 
Cloliform, which transmits 
disease causing organisms, are 
only two of the 16 items of the list 
of pollutants that 23 corporations 
in Louisiana have been accused 
of dumping excess amounts of 
into state waterways. 

The Delta chapter of the 
Louisiana State Sierra Club has 
served notice to 23 corporations 
in Louisiana of its intention to file 
suit against them for consistent 
violation of the Clean Waters Act. 
"The violations have persisted 
without diligent governmental 
intervention for periods of 3 to 6 
years," says Dr. Patrick Sewell, 
Chairperson of the State Sierra 
Club. In a recent article by the 
Baton Rouge Morning Advocate, 
Dr. Sewell stated that "there are 
tons of chemicals going into the 
Mississippi River and lots of 
people drinking the water 
downstream. These companies 



have consistently exceeded their 
permits. We think its time they 
stop, but the government isn't 
doing anything." 

Section 309 (d) of the Louisiana 
Water Pollution Control Act 
states that any person who 
violates a condition or limit of a 
pollution discharge permit shall 
be subject to a civil penalty not 
to exceed 10,000 dollars per day of 
such violation. Self-reported 
statistics sent to the Delta 
chapter show that from July of 
1979 to April of 1983 the Country 
Pride Food Company of Nat- 
chitoches, Louisiana, obeyed the 
limitations of the dumping of 
chemicals produced by their 
corporation, one time, out of 190 
dumpings. In July, August of 
1979, and February of 1982 
amounts of Fecal Coliform were 
dumped that were marked of the 
statistics as "TNTC," (too 
numerous to count). 

Even closer to our water 
supply in Shreveport is the Kerr- 



McGee Refining Corporation's 
Cotton Valley location, about an 
hour or so from Shreveport. 
Disposing of chemicals ranging 
from Sulfide, which can be toxic 
to fish, to TSS (Total suspended 
Solids), which "Affect bottom life 
when settle; adversely affect 
fish; block sunlight which 
inhibits food production and 
alters water temperature," the 
Cotton Valley Refinery complied 
with their pollutant limitations, 
once, also. Once, some where 
between December of 1980 and 
February of 1983. 

In the article by the Baton 
Rouge Morning Advocate, Fred 
Loy, the Head of the Louisiana 
Chemical Association said 
"We're in compliance, if they 
want to sue us, let them come 
right ahead." 

It looks as though Mr. Loy will 
need a glass of his association's 
clean, "in complianced" water — 
to wash the crow down with. 



Delivery and Phone Order 
persons needed by nearby pizza 
place. Minimum wage. 

Small Bossier City Restaurant 
needs waiters and waitresses on 
Thurday, Friday and Saturday 
nights, 5 til 9 p.m. Minimum 
wage guaranteed. 

Coffeeshop needs person to 
work at counter - no table ser- 
vice. Must be neat, pleasant and 
honest and available on 5 days. 
$3.65 plus lunch. 

Trainee for front counter and 
delivery persons needed by fast 
foods restaurant. Applicant must 
be available 12-20 hrs. $3.35 per 
hour. 

Youree Drive health spa needs 
exercise instructors. Must be in 
good physical shape and have 
general knowledge of exercise 
programs. Salary based on 
background and experience. 
Flexible hours. 

I receive calls for chauffeurs, 
yard helpers and babysitters. If 
you are interested in One Time 
Only Jobs - please let me know - 



869-5117. 

Are you thinking about Sum 
mer Jobs?????? 

I have information and ap- 
plications from the following 
SUMMER CAMPS: 

SAN JACINTO GIRL SCOUTS - 
Girl Scout Camping in Texas. 

Camp Fire, Inc. - East Texas 
Area - CAMP NATOWA. 

INDIAN ACRES CAMP FOR 
BOYS - FOREST ACRES CAMP 
FOR GIRLS - Located in the 
White Mountains, Fryeburg, 
Maine. 

LA. LIONS CAMP FOR 
CRIPPLED CHILDREN - 
Leesville, La. 

SINGING RIVER RANCH, 
Evergreen, Colorado. 

YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL 
PARK, Wyoming. 

GLACIER NATIONAL PARK 
HOTELS, GLACIER PARK, 
Arizona. 

Please come by Room 127, 
Hamilton Hall for information on 
these and other part-time jobs. 




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High School Weekend Schedule 



Saturday, February 25 9:00 a.m.- -1 1 :30 a.m. Registration (James Lobby) 
9:00 a.m.- -10:30 a.m. Academic Browsing and 

Campus Activities (SUB) 
10:00 a.m.- -1 1 :30 a.m. Music Auditions (Hurley) 

CSCC Interviewd (Smith) 
10:30 a.m.- -1 1:30 a.m. Panel Discussion (SUB) 
11:30 a.m.- • 12*)0 noon President's Welcome and 

Choir Performance (SUB) 
12:00 noon- -1:00 p.m. Lunch (North Cafeteria) 
1 :30 p.m.- -3:30 p.m. Gems Basketball Game (Dome) 



4:30 p.m. 
5:30 p.m. 
7:00 p.m. 



•6:15 p.m. 
•7:30 p.m. 
•8:00 p.m. 



8:30 p.m.- -11:30 p.m. 
11 :30 p.m.' •1:00 a.m. 



Dinner (North Cafeteria) 
Lades Basketball Game (Doma) 
Mixer, Drawing, 
Announcement of Winner of 
$100 Hunt (Frost Garden) 
Movie: "The Graduate" (SU* 
video Movie (Coffeehouse) 



3:30 p.m.- -4:30 p.m. 



Music Auditions (Hurley) 
choir Auditions (Mickle) 
CSCC Interviews (Smith) 
Hundred Dollar Hunt 
(Amphitheatre) 



Sunday, February 26 8:15 a.m.- -10:00 a.m. Breadfast (North Cate l e ri e) 

(Chapel) 
11:30 a.m.- -1:00 p.m. Lunch, Slide shoe*. Cte**n» 
(North Cafeteria) 



Page 4— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday , February 23, 1984 



TAKE AN INDIVIDUAL STAND 



by Tom Ufert 

"This above all — to thine 
ownself be true, and it must 
follow, as the night the day, thou 
canst not then be false to any 
man." 

Shakespeare; Hamlet 

Consider carefully my friends, 
this quote from one of 
Shakespeare's greatest plays. 
Throughout the play, Hamlet is in 
a psychological struggle with his 
"inner-self" that is so real and 
pertenant to our everyday lives. 
Ask yourself, how does this quote 
pertain to me, my feelings, my 
actions, my appearance, my 
dignity, my entire "being." Over 
the years that a single human 
being exists on this small dust- 
speck in space, very rarely does 
that person thrive on action, a 
keen desire for the unknown, or 
the great joy of discovering one's 
self! Many philosophers, to this 
day, regard one philosophical 
commandment as a basic cor- 
nerstone in the key to a happy 
and fulfilling life; as Plato writes 
us, "Know thyself." We so often 
trod through our lives carefree, 
uncaring, and unknowing. Would 
not the few years of life, that God 
has so graciously given us, be 
more colorful and have more 
character if we had more dignity 
and honor in ourselves and our 



accomplishments? "How few 
know their own good, or knowing 
it, pursue" (Juvenal). 

We all came to Centenary with 
the same basic goal in mind; an 
education (whether it be in 
knowledge, life, or the knowledge 
of life). No matter what the 
expectations, intentions, or final 
results; this fact remains the 
same. However, we each are 
different. We all came from 
different backgrounds; we all 
have different interests; we all 
have different needs and desires; 
and we all have different talents! 
It is here that I make my first 
challenge to each member of the 
Centenary family. SEIZE THE 
DAY! Make use of yourself and 
the rare gifts you have. Add color 
to this stale ordinary world and 
add character to your own life, 
for as Heraclitus tells us, 
"Character is destiny." We 
either enhance or diminish our 
destinies by the basic 
philosophies and ideals that 
guide us. Those that choose to sit 
back, watch the world go by, 
complain and blame are the ones 
who are truly afraid that they 
might fail. "Fail in what?" you 
may ask. In life itself! "Heaven 
ne'er helps the men who will not 
act." (Sophocles) However, 
those that choose to be movers 
and shakers advance the causes 



Professor Boulding to speak 



Professor Kenneth Boulding — 
father, scholar, Friend, 
economist, social scientist, ar- 
tist, poet, peacemaker — will 
speak on "Stable Peace as the 
only National Security" on 
Thursday, February 23 at 11:10 
a.m. Currently Distinguished 
Professor Emeritus at the 
University of Colorado, 
Professor Boulding has held 
numerous academic positions 
and has served as president of 
several professional 
organizations. He comes to 
Centenary from United Nations 
University, Tokyo, Japan where 
he has been a Visiting Scholar 
since the beginning of the year. 

Professor Boulding has written 



over 30 books and is probably 
best known for his work on grants 
economics (one-way transfer of 
economic goods) and on peace 
research. His work on conflict 
resolution is a sterling example 
of the utility of the social 
sciences. Professor Boulding's 
peace research takes the concept 
of "peace" out of the realm of 
abstraction and lodges it 
securely in the real world of 
human possibilities. It is a social 
science full of hope and one which 
does not ignore the vagaries of 
human behavior. 

Don't miss the Convocation this 
Thursday! It promises to be 
challenging and uplifting! 



of the entire human race. True 
their lives may be more 
tumultuous because of the im- 
portance they place on action. 
But regardless of its con- 
sequences they gain more wealth 
from life than the richest man on 
earth! So my friends, I appeal to 
you to take the risks; "Resolve to 
be thyself; and know that he who 
finds himself, loses his misery!" 
(Matthew Arnold) 

And now I challenge you a 
second time. True it is very 
difficult to discover who you are, 
("Who in the world am I? Ah, 
that's the greatest puzzle." — 
Lewis Carroll); but "Self con- 
fidence is the first requisite to 
great undertakings" (Samuel 
Johnson). Without confidence in 
yourself and your total being, 
others will have the same 
regards. It is vital to portray an 
esteemed picture of oneself, not 
overdone but one of dignity, 
honor, and pride. You may ask, 
"Why must I project myself 
well?" Human beings, rightly or 
wrongly, judge each other and 
the projects they undertake. 
Furthermore "No man is an 
island..." (Donne). Each of us 
requires acceptance and desires 
the approval of our fellow men. It 
is for these reasons I challenge 
you to take pride in your outward 
personage and state of living or 

People who know all the an- 
swers do not make good teachers. 
Their own closure closes off the 
student's mind. It is those who 
know the questions rather than 
the answers who are the great 
teachers. 

Review Symposium (with 
others) of William Breit and 
William P. Culbertson, Fr., eds., 
SCIENCE AND CEREMONY: 
THE INSTITUTIONAL 
ECONOMICS of C. E. AYRES, 
1977, p. 660 - by Kenneth 
Boulding. 

Truth has two meanings. On 
one hand it is the opposite of lies, 
and on the other hand it is the 
opposite of error. 

"Dialogue on Peace Resear- 
ch," 1967, p. 27 - by Kenneth 
Boulding. 



environment. Over the past 
decade many people have 
generalized our age group, our 
status as college students, and 
students of Centenary. Their 
generalities have neither been 
complimentary nor constructive. 
They base their reasonings upon 
the actions of those they judge. 
Consider some of the things that 
might create an unfavorable 
impression to a stranger to our 
country, our society, or our 
campus. A sharp decline in 
national and-or campus pride. 
People have forgotten the great 
traditions and patriotic spirit of 
pride that has made America, 
Centenary, and what they stand 
for, what they are today. Why are 
you where you are? So many 
people complain about things. 
Well, if you don't like the way 
things are done here — either run 
whimpering with your tail 
dragging behind you, or organize 
and attempt peaceful, com- 
promising, and legitimate 
change. Consider, as well, the 
rapid decline in personal 
morality. Here, a thin line is 
drawn with much gray on either 
side. Each person must decide 
his own personal morals. 
However, we all know basically 
what is moral and immoral. 
Depending on your desire to 
"project yourself well," rests 



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your personal morals. Your 
actions and opinions dictate the 
appearance you project. 
Regardless of what you may 
think, that appearance further 
projects the appearance of your 
peers, your age group, your 
school, and your country. Fur- 
thermore, TAKE A STAND! Be 
an individual, for there is only 
one you! If you follow the trends 
of the past decade (which are not 
totally associated with this 
present generation but those in 
the past as well), then you 
destroy your own "being." You 
destroy the color and talent of 
your own individuality. Let's face 
it, following the crowd is not 
original. 

Make something of yourself; 
make more game-point averages 
than Julius Erving; paint better 
pictures, realistically and 
ideally, than Leonardo deVinci; 
compose better music that the 
world can hear, than Van Halen 
or Mozart; be more intelligent, to 
help the world grow, than Ein- 
stein (incidentally, who failed the 
6th grade); and be more of 
yourself, because you only come 
once in a life time. As well, give 
the world a better memory of 
yourself, by your pride, honor, 
and dignity in yourself, your 
accomplishments, and your 
school. 



Management:Hritish Style 



Are you interested in 
combining the cultural, financial, 
political, economic, and 
traditional aspects of an age-old 
nation? Have you always wanted 
to visit one of the greatest centers 
of politics, culture, history, im- 
perial tradition, business & 
finance, and virtually a center of 
western civilization? Well, go to 
London, my friend. Dr. Barry 
Richardson, Dean of the Business 
department, is journeying to 
London, with 8-9 interested 
students. 

Before you jump to quick 
conclusions; this trip is not one 
merely for business majors. The 
three week excursion, beginning 
May 30 through June 21, will take 
its participants into some of the 
most dazzling arenas of British 
business, politics, and culture. 
Students will enjoy the op- 



London), Parliament, Lloyds of 
London, Oxford University, the 
British Judicial System, St. 
Pauls Cathedral, the London 
School of Economics, the Baltic 
Exchange, and the National 
Bank of Detroit. 
At the end of the course, 
students will be required to live 
for a weekend in a nearby village 
of their choice. This provides a 
brief but necessary chance to see 
what basic life in Britain is really 
like. When staying in the city, one 
does not gain the insight into the 
character of a nation or its 
people. Dr. Richardson, who 
incidentally will be making his 
ninth trip in 11 years, encourages 
any interested students to call or 
see him. His office is Hamilton 
Hall 214 (5141). If you are 
interested - call him soon. Costs 
will be minimal; for room, board, 
and tuition the trip will cost only 



portunity to attend the British ^ ^ student This price does 
theatre, various British rot include the anticipated $650 



museums (including the Tower of 



plane fare or spending money. 




Thursday, February 23, 1984— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 5 



China: A Different Way Of Life 



by Lisa Parker 

(Editor's Note: This article is 
the best essay turned in by a 
Centenary student who par- 
ticipated in the China interim. 
Sponsored by Dr. Royce Shaw, 
the tour included stops at the 
Great Wall, Peking, Jinan, Wuxi, 
Qufu.Shanghqi, and Hangzhou. 
Centenary students who went on 
the trip were Jennie Burns, 
Crissy Clarke, Connie Getsinger, 
Lisa and Susan Illing, Thad 
Mayo, Lisa Parker, Chris Smith 
and Wayne Williams.) 

Having an opportunity to 
discover the country of China on 
a first hand basis, is a privilege 
for which I will always be 
grateful. My experiences in 
China have helped to enlighten 
my realization on how other 
cultures live. The Chinese culture 
is one that is very different than 
the American culture. 

Probably the biggest dif- 
ference between the American 
and Chinese cultures is the 
freedom that Americans are 
allowed and that Communism 
does not allow the Chinese 
people. Most areas are controlled 
by the government such as 
family life, education, salary, 
food, and so forth. 

Because of the extreme 
population in China which is over 
1 billion, family life in China is 
controlled. Couples are allowed 
to have only one child. This law is 
the product of the teachings of 
the Cultural Revolution. If a 
family complies and has only one 
child, the government rewards 
the family by taking care of some 
of the childs medical needs along 
with some other compensations. 
On the other hand if a couple has 
two children, the government 
gives no compensation at all. 
Finally, if the couple has more 
than two children, the family is 
fined by the government. 

The government keeps an 
especially tight grip on the 
education of the Chinese people. I 
found China to be very behind in 
the general education of its 
people. It is true that China is a 
very primitive land in com- 
parison with our American 
standards. The Chinese put a 
great deal of emphasis on their 
ancient history which is im- 
portant, but in so doing they have 
deleted knowledge about present 
advances in the modern world. 
Many of the people that I came in 
contact with were ignorant of the 
achievements and advances that 
the modern world had to offer 
them. An American could notice 
this immediately upon entering 
the country. There are little 



polution controls, therefore, 
people are forced to walk the 
streets wearing surgical masks 
to protect themselves. Modern 
restroom facilities are not 
always available for tourists 
much less for the Chinese people. 
Also, in a walk down an open 
market, a tourist knows that 
refrigeration of meats and other 
foods is practically unheard of. 
These are just a few of the en- 
counters. 

While in Jinan, I had the 
pleasure of becoming acquainted 
with a hotel clerk named Jin Xiau 
bi. She was my age (21), and was 
a student in the city. We became 
acquainted when one night she 
came to my room and asked me 
to record her next lesson in her 
English textbook, so that she 
could learn the correct 
pronunciation of her English 
words. I was flattered and so I 
obliged her. I felt very sad 
though, because I knew that she 
was just like I was, a student 
studying for her next exam, but I 
knew that she did not have the 
opportunity to advance and move 
ahead like I did. She might never 
know the freedom to choose her 
life's work or study to become 




exactly what she desires like I do. 
Jin was not uncommon though, 
because I felt a loss of potential 
throughout my visit in China. Not 
every Chinese person has the 
opportunity to attend college, 
some mi'st work, and there is not 
the advantages of financial aid as 
there are in America. I am sure 
some financial aid exists, but not 
to the extent that it does in 
America. 

An average worker in China 
earns anywhere from 60 to 80 
yuan a month. Translated, this 
comes to about 30 to 40 American 
dollars a month. The living ex- 
penses in China are much 
cheaper, allowing an average 
existence. An average worker's 
rent expense is only around 5 
percent of his monthly pay which 
is quite a bit less than what the 
average American would pay 
from his monthly salary for rent. 
Nevertheless, an American 
would find living in China on an 
average salary quite different 
than living on the average in 
America. 

One of the most enjoyable 
experiences that I encountered 
while in China was our visit to the 
kindergarten in Jinan. The 




children were so well behaved 
and their performances were 
delightful. My major at Cen- 
tenary College is Elementary 
Education so I found the young 
Chinese children fascinating. I 
was very impressed with their 
advanced talents in the arts. 
Here, in America, there is a great 
deal of emphasis on the arts, but 
not to the degree that is in China. 
Discipline is an obvious element 
in the Chinese kindergarten; a 
quality that is admired by any 
elementary teacher in America. 
China is of course dominated 
by the Communist Party, 
however, not every Chinese 
person is Communist. I found 
that the Chinese have differing 
views about the state of their 
country just as we Americans 
have different views about our 
country. This was brought to my 
attention first in Jinan as our 
guide was telling us how the 
Cultural Revolution had made 
possible the lovely parks for the 
Chinese people to enjoy which 
were once only permissible to the 
wealthy. I assumed that the 
Chinese people as a whole 
thought that the Cultural 
Revolution had helped the 



demise of the common man on 
the average. But when touring 
the temples in Qufu, the home of 
Confusious, I found our guide to 
be critical of the government that 
was under the Cultural 
Revolution. This was due to the 
fact that during the time of the 
Cultural Revolution, many of the 
historical monuments and 
buildings were destroyed by 
order of that government. 
Therefore, a lot of Qufu's history 
was destroyed and now they are 
in the process of rebuilding and 
refurbishing the monuments. I 
suppose that our guide felt an 
especially harsh resentment for 
the government of the Cultural 
Revolution, since he was a 
descendent of Conf ucious and the 
monuments that were destroyed 
were a part of his heritage. So 
although Communism strives for 
the "sameness of each man" and 
the limiting of individuality, 
there are differences of opinion 
throughout the country. 

My expectations of China were 
not exactly the same as what I 
encountered. Through the course 
of my reading and my talking 
with others who had already 
made the journey to China, I had 
formed my own opinion of what 
the country would be like. I 
imagined that the country would 
be primitive in comparison to 
ours but not to the extent that I 
saw on my trip. I knew to expect 
millions of people, but I suppose 
that the true realization of the 
mass of people that inhabit China 
is not made clear until they are 
experienced. Nowhere did I feel 
the mass population of people, 
than when we shopped in the 
Number 1 department store in 
Shanghai or as we tried to leave 
the Chinese Odpera in Hangzhou. 

The most valuable thing that I 
learned from my experiences in 
China was an appreciation for 
my own country. The old saying 
"You don't know what you've got 
till it's gone" held true for me 
while in China. The freedoms 
that we experience and take for 
granted everyday were missed 
greatly by myself and I know 
many others in our group. 
Especially around meal time. 
But most importantly, the 
freedoms of speech, religion, and 
individuality are freedoms that I 
take for granted daily. My trip to 
China helped me appreciate the 
blessings that I have daily in 
America. I will now think twice 
before complaining about the 
food in the cafeteria at Cen- 
tenary. Touring China was not a 
trip that could be called a 
vacation, but it was an ex- 
perience that I will always be 
grateful for. 



Page6-THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, February 23, 1984 



Pr toZl : A Graduate Returns 



by Dr. Jeff Hendricks 
Thomas Wolfe the novelist (not 
the New Journalist With the 
Write Stuff Tom Wolfe) once 
asserted with the confident 
finality of a person with his 
tremendous ego: "You Can't Go 
Home Again." Wolfe even wrote 
a dictionary-size novel with that 
title to prove his point. I hope he 
was wrong. For after having 



graduated from Centenary in 
1975 1 now find myself back at the 
college— but on the other side of 
the desk. And amidst the 
dangling participles and un- 
conscious fragments that oc- 
casionally invade the basement 
of Jackson Hall, I have begun to 
think about what it means to 
come back to my spiritual home, 
to return to the site where I chart 




Dr. Hendricks studies for his films. 



my birth as a thinking person. 

Centenary was and 

exhilarating experience for me 
when I entered as a freshman in 
the fall of 1971. Coming from a 
small town in north Louisiana 
where to read, and think, and 
dream — especially for males — 
were private acts, I found Cen- 
tenary a haven, a virtual Utopia. 
My first couple of years at the 
college, 1971-73, was a time when 
many faculty and students 
believed that ideas mattered, 
that these ideas were valuable in 
themselves, that they had con- 
sequences. There was a sense 
then that if enough people 
believed in the same idea and got 
together and acted that 
something might happen. There 
was a sense that even one in- 
dividual act in the world could 
make a difference. Looking back 
on those days now I wince at our 
naivety about how easily change 
comes about socially and even 
personally. But this enthusiasm, 
this hope that the world could be 
changed, ultimately made life 
meaningful for us. 

Today, looking from the other 
side of the desk, I seek that in- 
tellectual enthusiasm and find it 
missing all too often. Certainly 
there is plenty of energy being 
expended on campus. But on 
what? As a teacher I'm not sure. 
And that is what puzzles me. 
Students do their classwork— 
most of the time. But seldom do I 
find that students love what 



I see any passion for the in- 
tellectual work at hand. Virtually 
never do I sense any true 
curiousity about a subject 
matter. 

The New Journalist as Culture 
Hero Tom Wolfe called the 
generation of the Seventies the 
Cool generation. This epithet 
could still hold true for the 
present generation of students. I 
gather that no one wants to make 
any truly passionate com- 
mitments to much of anything. 
Passion and curiosity and 
commitment make one 
vulnerable. A person who is 
committed to an idea, or who is 
even enthusiastic about it, is 
always in danger of being 
disappointed, or rejected, or 
hurt. And it seems that few 
people want to take this risk. 
Students today are cautious on 
every level. But being overly 
cautious creates an intellectual 
hardening of the arteries- 
something one doesn't want to 
acquire at too early an age. 

What then is to be done? 
Perhaps it is time for the entire 
college— students, faculty, and 
staff— to look at itself and ask 
some very basic questions: What 
does it mean to be a liberal arts 
college in the 1980's? Are we just 
a smaller but more expensive 
version of a state university? Or 
do we offer a different per- 
spective, an alternative point of 
view to the primarily technical, 
pre-professional training of 



they're doing. Seldom, if ever, do larger schools? 



Love: Our Most Precious Possession 



by Scott C. Andrews 

Lile does not have to be boring. 
Dr. Jeff Ickes, a professor at 
LSU-S. tells us that there are 
things which are a part of the 
social-psychological phenomena 
that we should not do, however 
these things are the best. All the 
social "no-no's" are the most 
exciting things that can be in 
peoples lives. 

Statistics indicate that 80-90 
percent of people today are 
lonely. The average 20-year-old is 
lucky to have two friends who 



love him-her unconditionally. 
That is to say, two people, outside 
one's immediate family, who can 
be called upon in any situation 
who would give everything they 
had for the other and neither 
expect nor want anything in 
return. The average 40-year-old 
is lucky to have one person who 
loves them unconditionally. At 
this rate it's easy to see how an 
80-year-old could be alone on his- 
her death bed. 

The most precious thing any of 
us possess is Love. It's the 
greatest power any of us will ever 



have. Ickes says he has a goal 
and that is to meet a new person 
everyday. The purpose behind 
this goal is to meet, get to know, 
and develop a loving relationship 
with as many people as possible. 
His basic objective is to have 
more than things (fine china, 
coins, jewelry, etc.) at his side 
when his time comes to pass on. 
Ickes makes an important point 
in that people are tied up in 
collecting things. He sees that 
things are only so valuable, but 
people are invaluable. Part of 
what Ickes stresses is being 



happy with your own imperfect 
self. If that imperfect self tells 
you to go play on the slide in the 
park. Go! 

Children know how to live and 
are here to teach adults how. 
Children don't know the social 
"no-no's." His best example of a 
social "no-no" is talking or 
carrying on of any kind in an 
elevator. When most people enter 
an elevator they play a quiet 
game, conversations stop and 
everyone stands well composed 
watching the numbers click by. 
Ickes makes a fabulous point. 




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If the liberal arts tradition 
means, to paraphrase Matthew 
Arnold, seeing life steadily and 
seeing it whole, to understand our 
place in the larger world around 
us, to learn to appreciate our 
relationship with nature, our 
place in history, our 
achievements in the arts, in 
short, those things that make us 
most human, then I feel that all of 
us at the college need to examine 
why so many of us feel so 
fragmented, so alienated. There 
seems to be too little common 
ground on which all of us can 
communicate, on which we can 
assume that our colleagus and 
fellow students have read and 
struggled to come to terms with. 
There is too little shared in- 
tellectual struggle here on 
campus, for like universities we, 
too, here at Centenary are all too 
often tied down in our own 
departments. 

There are of course no easy 
answers. But at Centenary, 
because we are small, and 
because ultimately all of our 
doors are open, we can change 
things. And while the intellectual 
life is actually quite good here at 
the college, it certainly is not 
what it should be. On one level 
Wolfe was right. The Centenary 
of 1984 is not the Centenary of 
1971. Nor would I want it to be. 
But I am not quite sure what the 
Centenary of the Eighties is, or 
will be. On another level Wolfe 
was wrong. There are still a good 
many people on this campus who 
believe passionately in what 
Centenary stands for, who hope 
and dream and believe that 
Centenary can become not just a 
good but a great college. What we 
have to do is seek each other out 
and start working toward that 
goal— together. 



you are dealing with a captive 
audience. It's the perfect time to 
get to know two, three, four, even 
five brand new different people. 
All you have to do is stand by the 
buttons and if people are 
reluctant stop the elevator. The 
main point is to avoid the made 
up self we project and to be 
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Thursday, February 23, 1984— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 7 



CGEER IBIEaVII 



CHI OMEGA 

The Iota Gamma Chapter of 
Chi Omega would like to 
congratulate all of our stupen- 
dous, astonishing, incredible, 
extraordinary, indescribable 
new initiates. We would like to 
thank Becki and Miriam for the 
live entertainment at meeting, 
and Wynne, Nancy, and Meg for 
the newest look in Greek par- 
tywear. Our basketball team is 
looking forward to working with 
Coach Dennis Boddie. We have 
lots of spirit and plan to win the t- 
shirt. Way to go Diana - Good 
luck in Memphis. Welcome back 
Cynthia - We missed you. (Chip 
may have too) . Good luck to the 
tennis team at the start of their 
season and to the varsity football 
team. Go to the Rose Bowl. 

KAPPA ALPHA 

Well, High School Weekend is 
upon us as we quietly await the 
calm before the storm! If you 
pass by the House, you will notice 
a vehicle by the back patio f illed 



with Reeb, and just waiting to be 
the center of attention. As 
tradition holds it, this is the 
wrong weekend to have a 
girlfriend due to all the sweet, 
young, innocent high school girls 
wandering about. My suggestion 
is to be patient girlfriends, 
because the weekend lasts only 
so long or does it? Rumor has it 
that the Reeb Bong may make its 
first appearance since rush week 
of 1982. If Bob doesn't use it, 
somebody else is sure to get 
destroyed! The KA's earned a net 
total of $600 for setting up and 
taking down the gymnastics 
equipment for the Lady Gym- 
nists home meets. We would like 
to thank Coach Edwards, Bill 
Roberts and the entire staff who 
are greatly appreciated for 
giving us this opportunity. We 
also congratulate the gymnastics 
team for their fine season and we 
wish them luck in nationals. The 
House is partially naked and will 
have hopefully been painted by 
the time the party gets cranking. 



Mike Talley gets our congrats for 
participating in the volleyball 
team's first place finish in 
Gladewater, Texas. Well the 
party will definitely be at the KA 
House this weekend so come at 
your own risk ! I would like to say 
one final and important word — 
"ssska!" 

THETA CHI 

Although we got off to a - well - 
late start with our Rattler 
Roundup this past weekend, the 
event was a complete success. 
Special thanks go out to Wade 
Loep for his efforts coordinating 
the conference. We would also 
like to thank President Webb and 
Dean Anders for participating 
with us this weekend. And a final 
thanks goes out to the sororities 
for helping us entertain our 
Brothers from other chapters. 

A big congratulations goes out 
to Daughter of the Crossed 
Swords, Diana Marble, on her 
initiation into Chi Omega. How 
was the owl blood. Di? 



Around Town 



by Tina Hackett 
Larry Morse 

This week, we decided that we 
should try something different. 
Besides, one can't eat out all the 
time! Last Friday, The Strand 
Theatre Corporation held an 
Open House at The Strand for the 
general public. Among several 
students and faculty of Cen- 
tenary and native Shreveporters, 
we were amazed at the partially 
completed renovations. 

The Strand was built in 1924 
and was the first of the Saenger- 
Ehrlich Theatres. Because of 
this, it differs from the other 
Saenger-Ehrlich Theaters. It was 
a grand blend of foreign styles. It 
had marble stairs, crystal 
chandeleere, and a gold fish pond 



in the lobby. It was very much 
the roaring twenties. The Strand 
Theatre Corporation took over 
the decayed building in 1977, and 
began renovations to bring it 
back to its original splender. The 
purpose of last Friday's Open 
House was to increase funds and 
interest in the final stage of the 
restoration. 

The corporation has issued an 
invitation to the public to con- 
tribute either their time or 
money or both to the final stage 
that will cost not only $1.3 million 
dollars, but also the help of 
people interested in seeing the 
Strand flourish once again. 
Membership in the corporation 
begins at "Individual" for $10.00, 
"Family" for $25.00, 

"Organization" for $30.00, 



"Contributing" for $50.00, and 
"Patron" for $100.00. Volunteer 
categories are "Special Events," 
"Office Help," "Ushering," 
"Tour Guide," "Publicity," and 
"Archives." 

If you are interested in a 
volunteer position and-or 
becoming a member of the 
corporation, send your name, 
address, and telephone number 
along with your area of interest 
and-or check to: The Strand 
Theatre Corporation, P. O. Box 
20%, Shreveport, LA 71166. 

So, if you missed the exciting 
open house and the music of "The 
Mice," get "Around Town" to the 
corner of Crockett and Louisiana 
and take a look and imagine a 
little about the past... and realize 
it in the near future. 



ON CAMPUS RECRUITERS 



Mar. 13 

Mar. 14 

15 

21 
22 

28 
29 
30 



Dillard's Dept. Stores 

Commercial National Bank 

Interview & Resume ' Workshop 

8 p.m. 

Libby Glass co. 

Wendy's Hamburgers 

Mrs. Winners Rest. 

P & O Falco 

1st National Bank 

Civil Service 

Job Info Sessions 



Mgmt Trainee Program 
Mgmt Trainee-Busi. Majors 
Rm. 203 Smith Bldg. 

Business & Acctng. Majors 
Mgmt Trainee-All majors 

Busi & Acctng. Majors 
Busi & Acctng. Majors 
All Majors 



Please come by the Dean of Students Office to make appointments BEFORE you 
leave for Spring Break. 



Once again, Theta Chi con- 
tinues to demonstrate its 
amazing athletic ability by 
soundly defeating the faculty in 
intramural basketball. 

Moving right along, we would 
like to welcome back Jeff 
Busieck who has recently 
repledge. Speaking of pledges, 
those crazy guys are at it again 
with one of their money-making 
schemes, get this, a carwash. But 
seriously, try to come out and 
support the guys. 

As always, Theta Chi is eagerly 
looking forward to High School 
Weekend and yet another party. 
It'll be like Sports page II right in 
our own living room, Troy. 

Until next week, be good and if 
you can't be good, be careful, and 
if you can't be careful, name it 
after someone else. 

TKE 

Well, another memorable 
chapter of Teke history went 
down at the house Saturday nite, 



when every frater in the chapter 
got so incredibly gooned they lost 
all of their few remaining morals 
and decided to prance up and 
down the street wearing birthday 
suits. Biff led the parade, 
followed closely by H., Prytanis 
Timm, O.C., and even Marcus 
shed his clothes for a few in- 
nocent laughs. 

Teke basketball has started if 
not with a bang, at least a cheer. 
Franklin Lionel has chosen to 
play for another team, leaving 
Teke 1 with only Scott Yudin, 
Robert R., and Brother. 

Congratulations go out to all 
newly-initiated X-O's from the 
entire chapter of Tau Kappa 
Epsilon. 

Franklin says he had a real 
good time Thursday at Mamma 
Mia's after everyone left him... he 
picked up two worthless 
degenerates named Monique and 
Gary. He said he didn't know 
where he was, but that it sure 
was fun. 



Subscoop 



Greetings from the SUB. I hope 
everyone is finally recovering 
from the flu bug and was able to 
have a nice Valentine's Day. If 
you are interested in working on 
Health Fair, give me a call. We 
are going to need lots of volun- 
teers, plus it's a great way for 
either you or your organization to 
put in community service hours. 

Don't forget our new Saturday 
and Sunday matinees at 3:30. 
This weekend its "Mr. Bill Looks 
Back" and the late night 
Saturday movie is "Robin 
Williams." 

I would like to congratulate 
Stuart Graham, Brother, Jeff 
Blakeman, Terry Dalzell, David 
Cockrill and Kent Hughs for 



being nominated for the Bossier 
Parish Community College 
Calandar they are putting out. 
We're going to prove to BPCC 
and LSU-S that Centenary has 
the best looking guys! 

Well, it's time to shut the 
typewriter down for this week. 
Everyone try to keep well so you 
can enjoy the beautiful weather. 
Until next week... 

Kathy 

After sixty years I have come 
to believe that the creative things 
happen in the cracks within the 
system. 

CREATIVE TENSION, 1974, p. 
4 - by Kenneth Boulding. 



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Bobo Thomas catches some air to put away two. 
Photo by Jeff Blakeman 

Rifle Team Defeats 
NLU and JSU 



Centenary's A and B rifle team 
outscored NLU and Jackson 
State University in a four-way 
match February 18, in Monroe, 
La.; Centenary A - (1900); 
Centenary B - (1856); JSU - 
(1853); NLU - (1764). 

High overall individual scores 
for the half match were: NLU, 
Dale Jone - (503); CC, Dave 
Shoffner - (498) his all season 
high; CC, Adam Harbuck - (497) 
and Chris Edwards - (497). 

Individual categories included 
High Prone: Chris Edwards - 
(193); High Kneeling: Dave 
Shoffner - (178); High Standing: 



Gents Need Two TAAC Wins 



The Gents basketball team has 
been on the road for their last 
three games following a split at 
home losing to Georgia Southern 
College 69-64 and defeating 
Mercer University 70-68. 

Their road trip began Thur- 
sday, February 9, in Sharp 
Gymnasium of the Houston 
Baptist University campus in 
Houston, Texas. The Gents were 
ahead by a five point lead at half- 
time. Jackson made nine con- 
secutive points at one time in the 
first half. The second half ended 
in a tie 62-all when Russell 
Sayeor scored and went into 
overtime. The Gents suffered a 
63-62 overtime loss when Cen- 
tenary missed all five of its shots 
from the field and one free throw. 

The loss against Houston 
Baptist left the Gents in a tight 
situation, against Hardin- 



Simmons, Saturday, February 
11, at the Mabel Complex on HSU 
campus. Centenary, 9-13 and 4-6 
in the Trans America Athletic 
Conference need to win their last 
four TAAC games in order to 
secure a homecourt in the first 
round of the conference's post- 



Adam Harbuck - (146). 

Three ladie members of the 
rifle team scored their season 
highs: Connie Thode - (463) ; Tina 
Binion - (451); Cindy Greer - 
(444). 

Team members for the A team 
are: Steve Watson (capt.), Adam 
Harbuck, Rick Kaiser, Chris 
Edwards. B team members are: 
Connie Thode (capt.), Dave 
Shoffner, Tina Binior, Cindy 
Greer, and alternate Melonie 
Raichel. 

Their next match is the 
Governors Match at SLU in 
Hammond, La., February 24. 



1984 Centenary Spring Golf 

Feb. 29-Mar. 3 New Orleans Intercollegiate 
Belle Terre Country Club 
LaPlace, Louisiana 

Mar. 14-16 Moe O'Bren Intercollegiate 
Lake Charles Country Club 
Lake Chares, Louisiana 

Apr. 12-15 Orange Lake-Univ of Miami Intercollegiate 
Orange Lake Country Club 
Orlando, Florida 

Apr. 16-18 SLU-Briarwood invitational 
Briarwood Country Club 
Baton rouge, Louiaiana 




season tournament. At the end of 
the first half the Gents and 
Cowboys were tied 37-all. Cen- 
tenary took the lead in the second 
half 46-41 winning the game. 

The Gents defeated Nor- 
thwestern State, February 18th, 
65-46. Willie Jackson was high 
game scorer with 30 points, 
followed by Bobo Thomas with 11 
points and Andrew Dewberry 
with 10 points. 

The Gents need to win their 
next two home TAAC games 
against Arkansas-Little Rock, 
February 23, and Samford 
University, February 25 to 
maintain their fourth place 
position for the first round of the 
TAAC championships March 3; 
as it stands (1st) - Houston 
Baptist, (2nd) - Georgia Southern 
and Samford University (tied for 
second). 







The Centenary Rifle Team is as follows: Kneeling from left to right Rachel Fugatt, 
Cindy Greer, Tina Binion, Melonie Raichel and Connie Thode. Standing from left to 
right:Chris Edwards, Steve Watson, Adam Harbuck, Rick Kaiser and Scott Yubin. 
Photo by Bob Thomas 



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February 26 

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2 OX II - Alkies 

3 KE II KE HI 

4 OX I - KA I 

February 27 

1 KE II - TKE II 

2 Buff - ROTC 

3 Faculty II - CHOR 

4 Faculty I - OX I 

5 D's Crew - Sexton 



1983-84 Gents Basketball 

DATE OPPONENT SITE 

Feb. 25 * SAMFORD UNIVERSITY Gold Dome 

Mar. 3 First Round TAAC Playoffs TBA 

Mar. 8-9 TAAC Final Four TBA 

* TAAC Game 

All Centenary Home Games (Gold Dome) start at 7:45 PM, EXCEPT 

Feb. 4 with Mercer and Feb. 25 with Samford, these two games start 

at 1:30PM. 

1983-94 Ladies Basketball 

Feb. 23 %*TOUGALOO COLLAGE 

Feb. 24 *BELHAVEN COLLEGE 

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Vol.78, No. 19 



March 1,1984 



Editorial: 



By Carole Powell 



Student Handbook Questionable 



Centenary is on the upswing. In 
only a few years, we have 
changed from a financially un- 
stable institution whose doors 
were on the point of closing to a 
college, financially sound, whose 
doors are flung wide open to 
progress in the pursuit of higher 
education. The last year has seen 
the coming of a new Dean of 
Business who has dedicated his 
energies to excellence in that 
school; the dedication of the 
Hodges Rose Garden, a star in 
the crown of campus 
beautification; the successful 
visits of two college groups to 
newly-opened China— the Cen- 
tenary Choir sent to be "singing 
ambassadors," and an interim 
group sent to study; and the 
endowment of two more 
academic chairs. Students have 
been given the opportunity to 
study with a professor from 
Oxford and one from Denmark. 
The Speaker of the British House 
of Commons and a Soviet 
dissident have spoken to them. In 
the next year one may expect to 
see at least one more Centenary 
athlete join the ranks of the 
professionals and to hear a 



Chinese conductor, a foreign 
affairs expert and, once again, 
the Speaker of the House of 
Commons. Indeed, there is little 
doubt that Centenary has tran- 
sformed herself from a rickety 
sinking ship to a sleek craft 
skimming over progressive 
waters. The next area in which 
we may continue our self- 
improvement in striving for 
excellence is the student 
handbook, which details the 
rights, privileges, and 

obligations of those enrolled 
here. If we are to keep moving 
ahead, surely this document 
must move along with us. As it 
now stands, the student handbook 
contains several passages which 
are out-dated and some that have 
proved to be ineffective or unjust 
in light of the realities of running 
a college. It also lacks some 
passages to guarantee some very 
basic student rights. 

Several examples of such 
passages are evident on even the 
first reading of the handbook. 
Page two states, "Use of chewing 
tobacco in instructional and 
student activity areas is 
prohibited." Chewing tobacco is 
not only used but also sold in the 



SUB. If we do not wish to enforce 
this rule, why keep it? 

Under "Specific areas of 
conduct for which any student is 
subject to disciplinary action" on 
page three, one sees that a 
student can be disciplined for 
"any conduct which adversely 
affects the student's suitability 
as a member of the Centenary 
academic community." Surely 
the rest of the book is specific 
enough concerning the guidelines 
of student life that such a rule, 
one that is so open to in- 
terpretation and that could be so 
easily abused, is not necessary. 

The handbook also tells us that 
"dress and conduct should be in 
good taste at all times" (page 6) . 
Is it not the right of every 
American to dress and conduct 
himself as he chooses, as long as 
he does not infringe upon the 
rights of others in doing so? Can't 
a college do without a regulation 
whereby some unspecified of- 
ficial is charged with the duty of 
determining what constitutes 
"good taste" in student dress and 
conduct? 

According to the handbook, 
"all students 18 years of age and 
older may opt to have opposite 



CFA Policy Confusions 






By Alyce Boudreaux 

If one looked carefully at the 
cost demanded of meals at 
Centenary College he-she would 
notice and obvious discrepency. 
The discrepency lies in regard to 
the various meal ticket plans. It 
would seem that since students 
are allowed the full three meal a 
day plan, any other plans would 
be divided by three. In other 
Words, if the cost of a full meal 
ticket was $9.00, the 2-3 meal 
ticket would cost $6.00 and the 1-3 
meal ticket would cost $3.00. Such 
a practice would be well in ac- 
cord with logic. Unfortunately, 
this is not the case. 

A closer look and perhaps 



careful reasoning will bring to 
mind what students paid for meal 
tickets at the first of this year. If 
one opted for the full meal ticket 
plan, he-she paid exactly $665.00. 
It seems a high price (nearly 
$700.00) to pay for four short 
months of school but the 
discrepency occurs when one 
opts for the 2-3 meal ticket plan. 
That student is charged not 1-3 off 
of the $665.00 (which would come 
to approximately $442.00) but a 
mere $100.00 off causing that 
student to pay $565.00 Still if no 
one opts for the one-third meal 
ticket, he-she must pay not 
$221.00 (exactly one-third of 
$665.00) but half of a full meal 
ticket: $335.00! Where is the logic 



in arbitrarily deciding cost of 
meals? One might assume that 
the price cost is dependent 
upon which meals a student 
chooses to eat (i.e. breakfast- 
lunch or lunch-dinner). Again 
this is not the case as the cost for 
breakfast-lunch is the same as 
lunch-dinner. According to Joy 
Jeffers, it makes no difference in 
price which meals one chooses. 

It is our prerogative as 
students and as consumers to 
understand the costs we are 
paying. It is our responsibility to 
be informed as to where our 
money is going. There is no one to 
ask for us thus if we don't ask - 
who will? 



sex visitation in their dormitory 
... Residents under 18 years of 
age may have opposite-sex 
visitation with parental per- 
mission" (page 5). Although 
there are few students under 18 at 
Centenary, why should the few 
aged 17 and younger not be given 
the same visitation privileges as 
those who are older? And if in- 
creasing age is the criterion for 
increasing visitation privileges, 
shouldn't students aged 21 and 
older be allowed 24-hour 
visitation? 

The passage that is most in 
need of examination deals with 
the Judicial Referral Board. This 
committee, made up of the Dean 
of Students, the chairman of the 
Judicial Board, and the chair- 
man of the Student-Faculty 
Discipline Committee, is 
responsible for "the referral of 
cases of alleged student 
misconduct to the Residence Hall 
Councils, the Judicial Board or 
the Student-Faculty Discipline 
Committee" (page 8). In prac- 
tice, the Dean of Students ac- 
tually makes the decision as to 
which judicial body will hear a 
misconduct case; he then asks 
the other two members of the 



referral board to OK his decision. 
The Dean of Students also makes 
and presents the report of 
misconduct. This situation is 
similar to a prosecuting attorney 
being solely responsible for 
choosing the jury. 

The gravest omission from the 
student handbook is a passage 
describing a means whereby 
students have recourse when 
their rights are infringed upon by 
members of the faculty or ad- 
ministration. Just as there are 
sometimes students who are 
guilty of misconduct, there are, 
unfortunately, faculty and ad- 
ministration members who fail to 
follow established guidelines. A 
student should have an 
organized, established means of 
recourse. This recourse should be 
explained in the student hand- 
book. 

The aspects of the student 
handbook have been discussed 
are only suggestions as to which 
portions of this document should 
be reviewed and, possibly, 
modified. Every student should 
study the handbook and present 
his proposals to his SGA Senator. 




Kenneth Boulding (left) is shown touring the campus 
with Sociology Professor David Throgmorton. Boulding 
spoke at last Thursday's convocation. He is a Social- 
Economist, a combination of economist, political 
scientist, psychologist, and sociologist. 



Page 2— THE CONGLOMERATE— Thursday, March 1, 1984 



Senate Minutes 



— Sarah Donovan 

It appeared on the lawn in front 
of Cline Hall in the morning hours 
of February 20, 1984. By later 
that day, maintenance men had 
plowed the land under so that no 
traces of evidence were left. 
Eyewitnesses reported that the 
land had letters inscribed first in 
some flammable material and 
then burned leaving a blackened 
inscription. The group respon- 
sible is claimed to be unknown by 
the administrators. The letters 
inscribed in the earth: Kappa 
Sigma. 

Inside sources have disclosed 
that the Kappa Sigmas have 
volunteered to re-clod the earth, 
"even though they weren't 
responsible" for this mishap. 
Further sources have revealed 
that no charges have been filed 
against the Kappa Sigmas as the 
Dean of Students office has 
maintained (again this is 
reported from an inside source) 
that the Sigs were "framed." 

The irony of this situation is in 
regard to another group on 
campus commonly (though 



unofficially) referred to as the 
"Nads." It seems that just three 
weeks prior to this incident with 
the Sigs, the Nads were accused 
by the Dean of Students office of 
leaving tire tracks in the grass in 
front of the Marjorie Lyons 
Playhouse. Evidence of Plaster 
of Paris tire tracks supplied by the 
Nads proved their innoncence in 
a 5-hour trial by the Student 
Faculty Disciplinary Committee. 
No inference was made by the 
Dean of Students office that, 
perhaps the Nads had been 
framed. 

If a case such as the one 
against the "Nads" is to be based 
on circumstantial evidence, 
shouldn't this include cases such 
as the incident in front of Cline? 
The "Nads" were found innocent 
and there is no reason to believe 
that any guilt could be proved in 
the Cline incident. The question 
then is whether all such cases 
should be tried or whether the 
practice of trying some cases on 
such a circumspect basis is 
harrassment. 



By Scott C. Andrews 

The Tuesday, February 28 
meeting of the Student Govern- 
ment Association was called to 
order by President Thurndotte 
Baughman. The minutes from 
the previous meeting were ap- 
proved and Officers Reports 
were given. Treasurer Diane 
Fowler said that SGA had 
received its budget for this 
semester. It totaled $35,218.25. 
This has been issued as follows: 
$6,625 to KSCL, $4,335 to 
Conglomerate, $8,500 to Yon- 
copin, $1,543 to Pegasus, and $500 
to S.U.B. Fund. Next on the 



Justice For All 



Hurley Music Schedule 



MARCH 

16 — 8:00 — Mr. Arnatt, 
organist. 

19 — 8:00 — Leslie Downs, 
pianist, senior recital. 

23 — 8:00 — Centenary 
Woodwind Quintet. 

25 — 8:00 — Stephen Yenger, 
pianist. 



8:00 



Andrew Parr, 



30 — 
pianist. 

All times are p.m. unless 
otherwise noted. 

As schedules often have to be 
changed, it is recommended that 
those desiring to attend any of the 
foregoing concerts check with the 
Music Office, 869-5235. 



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agenda was Committee Reports; 
the Elections Committee 
chairperson was not present so 
business was carried on to En- 
rtainment Committee. The 
Entertainment Committee 
chairperson was not present 
either but reports were given by 
Senator Laura Echols. The 
Entertainment Committee has 
planned two parties for this 
semester. The first is to be held 
on March 31 from 1 p.m. until 12 
a.m. at Hamel's Amusement 
Park. There will be free beer and 
a band playing from 9 until 12. 
The second party is to be held 
April 14 at the Le Boss'ier. There 



is no theme as of yet, but a 
suggestion has been made for the 
theme 30 years of Rock and Roll. 
President Baughman stated she 
had received a letter from the 
student life advisor of Bossier 
Community College concerning 
their upcoming Red River Raft 
Race which they hold annually. 
The race will be held April 7 and 
it was decided that she would find 
out more about the race so that 
Centenary could participate. 

Under old business, several 
motions were made to amend the 
present SGA Constitution par- 
tially to correct errors in the old 
constitution. 



Words from Wonderland 



By Betsy Camp 

There is a story of a young man 
who lay dying in a hospital from 
an unknown cause. Even as he 
drew his last breath, he was 
smiling broadly. 

"What has happened to you, 
son?" queried a worried 
physician. 

The young gasped for his final 
breath, smiled broader still, and 
answered, "Spring break." 

Friday at 1:50 p.m., spring 
break comes to Centenary. 
Students will race toward cars, 
buses, airplanes, pushcarts, and 
every other available means of 
transportation. Their 
destinations will be varied. Some 
will simply head for home, others 
will race to the beaches of 
Florida, and the really serious 
spring breakers will speed to 
New Orleans and Mardi Gras. 

Spring break became a 
tradition about 2300 years ago in 
Greece. Students at the Lyceum 
became notably restless at this 
time of year. Their teachers met 



and discussed this strange 
phenomenon. Aristotle himself is 
reported to have made the final 
decision to allow the students a 
week-long break from their 
studies. He told his fellow 
teachers that, "The natives are 
restless. Letting them join the 
revelries of Dionysus will aid 
them in concentrating more fully 
when they return." 

Some of the other teachers 
expressed alarm at Aristotle's 
decision. "And what .of the 
possibility that they will not 
return?" said one. 

"And where goeth they?" 
asked one teacher who was often 
chastized for being biblical 
before his time. 

Aristotle eyed each man, drew 
a deep breath, and answered, 
"They shall return. They will 
need rest after their merry- 
making. What better place to 
relax than a philosophy class? 

"In answer to your question, 
Peter-Simon, they taketh to the 
hilth and runneth wild. In future 
times, there will be a great place 



for all students to go for this time. 
There will be shining sands, and 
brimming goblets. Warm sun and 
warmer maidens. Fortunately 
for us, this place has not yet been 
discovered and we need not 
worry about the morals of our 
students." 

The other teachers were 
satisfied. All students were to be 
free for one week. After their 
bodies and money supplies were 
exhausted, they would return to 
class and their studious ways. 
Aristotle smiled and called for 
the next topic, "Should women be 
allowed to study?" The room 
filled with laughter. 

Quite a bit has changed since 
the time of Aristotle. Spring 
break is a tradition, Florida has 
been discovered, and women are 
teaching the future Aristotlettes 
of the world. The only thing that 
has not changed is the students 
themselves. 

Friday the tradition continues. 
Happy Party Gras, Merry Spring 
Break, and I'll see you on Sixth 
Street. 



I WANT A CHANGE! 
DOES ANYONE ELSE? 



1. Open Visitation Escort System 

2 Alcohol on Campus 

3 Limited Administrative Power 

4. Change in Judicial Structure 

5. More Student Powers. Rights 

6. Legitimate Legislative Paths for change 

Dont be apathetic! Things won't 

Change unless you demand 

change! 

Call Bob Thomas SGA, 

Junior Senator (5535) 



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43PEER IBIEAT: 



ZETA TAU ALPHA 

First of all the Zetas want to 
say that we are glad to finally 
appear in the Greek Beat. Happy 
Birthday to Stephanie Joyce, 
Laura Glaze, Kathy Rogers, and 
Lisa Darlington! High School 
Weekend was a real blow out! 
Thanks to all the fraternities for 
the great parties. 

Congratulations to Tina and the 
Rifle Team and to Cindy for 
improving so much. 

Congratulations to the gym- 
nasts for their victory in Mem- 
phis and good luck at nationals. 
Lisa Darlington is our newest 
pledge; welcome aboard, Lisa! 
The Zetas are looking forward to 
our St. Paddy's Day Formal 
which is imminent. Here's a 
riddle: can a group of girls get 
together at 6:00 a.m. for orange 
juice and doughnuts and have 
fun? The answer is — YOU 
BET!! 

We want to leave you with a 
pleasant thought: SPRING 
BREAK IS HERE!!! 

THETA CHI 

That Devil Dog, Kelly Alison, 
was in town last weekend. 
Murrell's and the downstairs 
bathroom will never be the same 
again. Speaking of this past 
weekend, Red Death took its toll 
on many a party goer at the 
Button-Down and Boxer Party. 
The feature entertainment was 
provided by Men Without Pants. 
But the most remarkable feat 



was that the men without feet — 
Kevin and Stacy — were dancin' 
machines. 

Those cracy pledges gave 
away some cash at the Gents' 
game on Saturday. 

Congratulations go out to Paul 
McDowell and that tennis player 
from a foreign land. Needless to 
say, the carwash was scrapped 
due to the unexpected monsoon. 

We are eagerly looking for- 
ward to Spring Break and all that 
it will bring to one and alls. Untill 
the week after next, be good, and 
if you can't be good . . . 

CHI OMEGA 

Greetings, everyone. We hope 
that everyone enjoyed high 
school days this past weekend. 
The Chi Omega's certainly did 
and would like to thank the Theta 
Chi's, TKE's, KA's, and the Sigs 
for their incredible parties. They 
were enjoyed by all. We are now 
anticipating formal events. 
Congratulations to Diana and to 
all the gymnasts for their recent 
victory in Memphis and good 
luck at Nationals next week. 

Finally, we would like to wish 
everyone a fun and exciting 
spring break. 

KAPPA ALPHA 

Well, the hangovers arrived 
early Sunday morning only after 
the Reeb truck was put to use, or 
should I say misuse! Despite the 
throbbing headaches and 
reported cotton mouth by many 
of the Brothers, they all managed 
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they had a good time. 

In case you were not in on the 
festivities this past weekend, we 
have some astounding news! The 
Sled, operated by Mike Talley, 
was out cruising the highways 
over the weekend and believe it 
or not, Mike's high powered auto 
made it all the way to Baton 
Rouge and back! We are all 
proud of the Sled and its rightful 
owner, so if you see Mike, 
congratulate him in some way. 

All the Pledges are writing 
their pen pals from High School 
Weekend, but you can only do so 
much on paper guys! There are 
many road trips planned for 
Spring break but to prevent the 
concerned parent from finding 
out, I will only report on them 
after they have taken place! 
Everyone is stocking up on dimes 
just in case they are allowed that 
one crucial phone call. 

The KA's will definitely in- 
vade the Mardis Gras scene only 
to get in top partying condition 
before Old South. The best beard 
contest for Old South has really 
upset the Pledges because no 
matter how hard they try, their 
peach fuzz just can't turn into 
stubble! Squeekly has learned to 
use Pam for cooking or should I 
say for dessert! King Flake got 
drunk this weekend — just ask 
him! Oh, well, everyone have a 
great and badly needed break 
and if you are wondering what 
you are going to do, follow 
Nolan's advice, "Let's Party 
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Well, another week, another 
Greek Beat. First, let me say that 
last week's Greek Beat was a 
total fabrication, meant for the 
amusement of our readers. In 
other words, y?u can't believe 
everything you read (even if it is 
in the Conglomerate). 

Good news abounds this week 
in Tekedom. A hearty 
congratulations goes out f c 
Frater David Sewell who was 
initiated this past week. More 
will soon be following in his 
footsteps. Congratulations (or 
condolences?) also go to Frater 
David Watkins who announced 
his marriage plans last week. 
(Who gets to keep the hamsters, 
Dave? ) . Finally, we are proud to 
announce that the President's 
Cup is returning to its rightful 
home after a brief hiatus. 



The smoke is clearing, the dust 
is settled, High School Weekend 
is over for another year. The 
bash Saturday nite proved to the 
world Teke supremacy at the art 
of rioting. 

Several partiers slept in the 
coffin, atop the outdoor shed, 
while still others did not make it 
home at all. Timm set the world 
speed record in tape changing, 
while J.B.&Co. set a new record 
in drink-chasing. We're all 
looking forward to ZTA Formal 
next month. 

C.J. and sidekick have been 
asking themselves all weekend 
long "My God, what have I 
done? ! " Catch a wave and you're 
sittin' on top of the world . . . 

The annual O.C. & Stiggs Blue 
Hawaii Party at the Closet is in 
March . . . limited tickets 
available, so contact your 
nearest B.R.U. member. 



Around Town 



If you are a fan of old movies, 
"Casablanca" in particular, you 
will also soon become a fan of 
Sam's "Play It Again" Cafe and 
Bar. Sam's is located at 3200 
Youree Drive. 

The atmosphere is one of 
yesterday. Tropical plants, brass 
fans, wood floors, and cafe 
furniture give a unique feeling to 
all who enter. In the background, 
a player piano can be heard 
playing tunes from the 1930's and 
1940's. If you're not careful, you 
might just think "Bogie" will 



walk in and join Ingrid Bergman 
at the table in the corner. 

On the menu, one will find 
gourmet hanburgers, wine 
burgers, taco salads, shrimp 
salad, and steaks, as well as 
many other exciting entrees to 
suit any task. 

Lunch is served from 11:00 
a.m. till 2:00 p.m. Monday 
through Saturday, and dinner 
from 5:00 p.m. till 10:00 p.m. 
Monday through Saturday. 
Prices begin at $2.95. Visa, 
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Indoor Soccer Classic 



On March 10 and 11, in 
cooperation with Centenary 
College of Louisiana, the Cen- 
tenary Gentlemen Soccer Team 
host the First Annual Centenary 
Gold Dome Indoor Soccer 
Classic. 

The tournament will be 
comprised of both youth and 
college teams from the 
surrounding areas. On the first 
day, competition will begin at 
9:00 with the 14-under teams and 
19-under teams alternating 36 
minute games throughout the 
day. Each team will play at least 
4 game. On the final day, 
beginning at 9:00, the six college 
teams will play a tournament in 
which Assistant Coach Bill 
Hempen of Centenary feels the 
Gents have a good chance of 
winning. 

Indoor soccer is a very fast and 
exciting game, it is played with 



only 5 men and a keeper whereas 
outdoor has 11 players. It uses 
smaller goals and has the added 
dimension of using the walls as 
an extra player of sorts. Hempen 
feels that since the game is cut in 
half (only 5 players) Centenary 
"will be much more competitive 
with the number of players on the 
roster." 

Another unique attraction of 
this tournament is that every 
game will be videotaped and 
replayed immediately after the 
game. 

This tournament is being run 
by the Centenary Soccer Team 
and supporting volunteers to 
generate interest in Soccer in 
Shreveport, and to raise money 
for travelling expense for the 1984 
Soccer season. Admission is $1.00 
for adults and .50 for children. 
SUPPORT THE GENTS AND 
SHREVEPORT SOCCER!! 




The soccer team gears up for its indoor tournament. 
Photo by Jeff Blakeman 



Yes, Centneary 
does have a 
volleyball team! 

Though many people don't 
know it, Centenary has a varsity 
volleyball team of its own. This 
team participated in in East 
Texas Open in Gilmer, Texas 
over the weekend of February 
11th. Though they did not com- 
pete against other college teams, 
they did play against men's 
league teams. 

The tournament started on 
Thursday, but the Gents did not 
start play until Friday night. In 
the first match, the team, which 
had only the required six players, 
dominated 15-6, 15-10. 

Saturday morning, the Gents 
played another well controlled 
match winning 15-4, 15-6. After a 
5 hour layoff, the Gents played by 
far the best team. The Gents rose 
to the occasion winning by a 
score of 15-7, 15-13. As it turned 
out, these same two teams met 
again in the championship 
match. The Gents won the first 
game 15-13 after coming back 
from a 7-0 deficit. The second 
game proved to be the only loss 
by the Gents 8-15. The third game 




Centenary's Volleyball team includes: top row trom left 
to right; Kenny Gele, David Nelson, and Matt Imes. 
Bottom row from left to right; Jeff Blakeman and Rick 
Lange. Not pictured: Mike Talley. Photo by Jeff 
Blakeman 



was bitterly contested with both 
teams playing extremely well. In 
the end, the Gents' determination 
won out by a score of 15-9. 
The entire tournament was 



played with great intensity, and 
was a great way to start the 1984 
season. Look for announcements 
concerning official tryouts and 
come on out! ! ! 



Gents Host TAAC Playoff 



Centenary Gents were defeated 
in their final game of the 83-84 
season, Saturday, February 25 in 
the Gold Dome against the 
Samford University Bulldogs, 
losing 75-71. 

High scorers for the game were 
Willie Jackson — 25 pts., 4 
rebounds; Bobo Thomas — 17 
pts., 11 rebounds; and Tom Sch- 
midt — 11 pts., 3 rebounds. 

The Gents finished 7-7 in the 
Trans America Athletic Con- 
ference and 12-15 overall. 

Mercer lost their two final 
T.A.A.C. games moving the Gents 




into fourth place. Therefore 
qualifying Centenary to host the 
first round game of the Trans 
America Athletic Conference 
Play-Offs (Centenary vs. 
University of Arkansas-Little 
Rock) this Saturday, March 3 at 
7:45 p.m. in the Gold Dome. 
T.A.A.C. standings entering the 
finals are as follows: (1st) — 
Houston Baptist, (2nd) — 
Samford (3rd) - Georgia 
Southern, (4th) — Centenary, 
(5th) — Arkansas Little Rock, 
(6th) — Mercer University, (7th) 
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Jackson reached his 1,000 
rebound plateau Saturday 
against Samford with nine 
rebounds (1,001), and scoring 25 
points (2,503). He is the second on 
the Centenary all-time list behind 
Robert Parrish who grabbed 
1,820 rebounds, a 16.9 per game 
average, in four years. Jackson 
is also currently ranked 8th on an 
elite list of 41 in the NCAA 
scoring over 2,000 pts. and 1,000 
rebounds. He also leads the 
T.A.A.C. in scoring, averaging 
23.5 points per game while 
teammate Tom Schmidt leads in 
assists, averaging 4.7 per outing. 
Jackson ranks second in 
rebounding (8.4), 10th in field 
goal percentage (47.8 percent) 
and 5th in free throw percentage 
(76.1 percent). 

Bobo Thomas is leading the 
Trans America Athletic Con- 
ference in field goal percentage, 
making 61.3 percent of his shots. 

Eric Bonner who underwent 
knee surgery and is the sixth 
player to be lost this year is 
seventh in rebounding (6.7). 

Tickets for the T.A.A.C. play- 
off this Saturday, March 3, 
Centenary vs. University of 
Arkansas-Little Rock, may be 
purchased at the door Saturday 
night beginning at 6:00 p.m. The 
following prices will be in effect: 
Centenary student with I.D. -— 
$2.00, Faculty-Staff, Ad- 
ministration with I.D., entitles 
you to two half-price tickets. 




Inside: 



Professor's 

Podium 

p. 3 



Grapevine's 

Baek! 

p. 5 



She's So 

Sehizophrenie 

p. 6 



Greek 
Beat 
p. 7 



TIH IE CCNBILOHIEIRaVYIE 



Vol. 78, No. 20 



March 15, 1984 



Ladies Win First NAIA Championship 



Centenary College head 
gymnastics coach Vannie Ed- 
wards admitted that winning his 
first National Association of 
Intercollegiate Athletics (NAIA) 
Gymnastics Championship was 
his most gratifying title ever. 

The Ladies, runner-up the last 
two years (AIAW-Division II in 
1982 and NAIA in 1983), brought 
home a slew of awards, capturing 
the team title Friday night, the 
Outstanding Gymnast and Coach 
of the Year awards Saturday 
night, and ten Ail-American 
certificates at Milledgeville, Ga. 

"I wanted this championship 
more than any other I have won," 
Edwards said after winning the 
title. "I have enjoyed working 
with this group of girls a lot. They 



worked hard and made it a 
pleasure. I have had some great 
teams with better talent, but 
none as pleasurable as this 
group." 

Centenary won the team title 
with a 139.95 score, while Winona 
State finished second at 138.00, 
followed by William & Mary at 
137.00, Georgia College 135.00, 
Fort Hays 134.35, Wisconsin- 
LaCrosse 133.75, Southern 
Colorado 133.35, Minot State 
131.05, Wisconsin-Stout 129.80, 
Tarleton State 128.20, Wisconsin- 
Milwaukee 127.95, Wisconsin- 
Superior 127.65, Adams State 
125.40, Wisconsin-Eau Claire 
122.25, and Southern Utah State 
118.50. 

Margot Todd Evans was 



Professor Ma, Guest Speaker 



Gershom Ma, dean of Chinese 
choral conductors, will speak on 
China Monday, March 19, in 
Kilpa trick Auditorium at 7:30 
p.m. C. P. Credit is offered to 
those attending. Professor Ma 
will also meet informally with 
interested students and faculty in 
the Coffeehouse at 2 p.m. that 
afternoon to discuss China. 

Ma is the senior member of the 
conducting faculty at the 
Shanghai Conservatory of Music, 
one of China's two principal 
music conservatories. He is also 
a guest conductor for the 
Shanghai Philharmonic Society 
Chorus, the Shanghai Broad- 
casting and TV Station Chorus, 
and the Chorus of Shanghai 
Educational Workers Labour 
Union. 

Son of a christian minister, 
Gershom Ma grew up in Sian. He 



received his B.M. degree from 
Central University in Nanking 
and joined the faculty of a 
Baptist-related college in 
Shanghai. 

In 1947 he came to the United 
States to study music at South- 
western Baptist Theological 
Seminary. He subsequently 
enrolled at Westminister Choir 
College to work on his M.M. He 
returned to China before com- 
pleting the work for the degree, 
but later completed it and 
received his M.M. in 1952. Ma 
joined the Shanghai Con- 
servatory faculty in 1955. 

Professor Ma was one of 
thousands of intellectuals who 
suffered during the campaign 
against "rightists" begun in 1958, 
and again during the Cultural 
Revolution. 



Alpha Chi Initiates 14 



On February 26, Alpha Chi, the 
national honor fraternity at 
Centenary, initiated 14 new 
members. To become eligible for 
Alpha Chi, students must be 
juniors or seniors with a cum- 
mulative grade point average of 
3.5 or better. 

Those initiated were: Mary Jo 



Monzingo, Penny Nell Lee, 
Michael Dwight Hayes, Sue Ellen 
Haynie, Susan Marie LaGrone, 
Tim Ogden, Terry Dalzell, 
Warren Lee Smith, Molly 
Goodrich, Robert G. Thomas, 
Kim Monsour, Judy Lesard 
Brown, David Prince III, and 
Thurndotte Baughman. 



named the Gymnast of the Year, 
"The Nissen Award." It marked 
the second consecutive year a 
Centenary Gymnast won it. Last 
year, Jill Brown was the 
recipient. Evans also earned four 
All-American certificates, 
capturing the national floor 
(18.85 two day score) and vault 
(18.60) championships for the 
third time in her career, along 
with two second place finishes, 
one in the all-around (35.90) and 
the other on beam (17.65), five 
hundredths of a point shy of 
Cindy Greer of Tarleton State 
(17.80). 

Suzanne Reasor, a freshman 
from San Antonio, Tx., also 
captured four All-American 

(< oininiH'd on |»a<!«> it) 




Margot Todd Evans displays her form, (photo by Bob 
Thomas) 



SGA Deliberates Over Constitution 



Since November 29, 1983, the 
SGA has been trying to deal with 
a dilemma. This dilemma 
regards the Separation of 
Powers, Article IV, section A, in 
the SGA Constitution (p. 17 of the 
Student Handbook). This Article 
states that no student may serve 
on more than one of the following 
bodies: 

a. SGA 

b. Judicial Board 

c. Student-Faculty Discipline 
Committee 

d. Honor Court 

e. Dorm Council 

It was discovered in November 
that three members of the SGA 
were also on Dorm Council. 
Those members have recently 
resigned from Dorm Council, and 
retain their positions on the SGA. 



However, on Nov. 29, a motion 
was made by one of the three 
requesting special permission to 
remain on both groups. When 
permission was not granted, he 
asked that SGA be stricken from 
the above list, thus enabling an 
SGA member to also be a 
member of any of the other four 
groups. This request was 
granted, through majority SGA 
vote. 

In order for the change to 
become official, however, an 
election by student vote must be 
held. No date has been set, but 
the election will be soon after 
spring break. 

The dilemma in this situation is 
that some SGA members and 
students are upset about the 
proposed change. They feel that 



this would give the SGA too much 
control over many major 
decisions in the college. Those 
voting for the change feel that the 
SGA and respective senators 
would simply be enabled to 
represent their classes more 
readily. 

The question students must ask 
themselves is whether or not 
such a change in the Constitution 
would be a good idea or a bad 
idea. Would it give an SGA 
member too much voice in those 
things he or she feels strongly 
about, or would the SGA member 
in actuality be representing the 
strong feelings of the student 
body? This is not a question to be 
taken lightly. A decision will be 
made when the student body 
votes on March 22. 



SGA Needs You! 



Recently the secretarial 
position of the SGA has been 
vacated. If you are interested in 
becoming involved in Student 
Government and enjoy taking 
minutes and handling other 
secretarial duties, then this 
position is for you. Contact Dawn 



Sikes, SGA Elections Chair- 
person, immediately to acquire a 
petition. Petitions are due 
Monday, March 19, and at that 
time campaigning begins. The 
election will be Thursday, March 
22. Also, we will be voting on 



several proposed charges- 
amendments to the SGA con- 
stitution as proposed by the SGA. 
COME OUT AND EXERCISE 
YOUR VOTE, THURSDAY, 
MARCH 22, during lunch and 
dinner, outside the Caf. Thanks! 



Page 2— THE CONGLOMERATE— March 15, 1984 



Senate Minutes 



by Scott C. Andrews 

(This summarizes the Senate 
Meeting of March 13 and in no 
way reflects the official minutes 
of the Student Senate.) 

The Tuesday, March 13 
meeting of the Student Govern- 
ment Association was called to 
order by President Thorndotte 
Baughman. The minutes were 
approved, and officer reports 
were received. Treasurer Diane 
Fowler reported that the cost of 
the Spring calender was $148.48. 
Kathy Heard was congratulated 
for her work on the calenders. 

The next to be heard from was 
the Elections Committee who 
informed the SGA that elections 
to fill the vacancy of SGA 
Secretary would be held a week 
from Thursday, March 22. Five 



persons have presently received 
petitions to run. They are Mary 
Jo Monzingo, Debbie Patterson, 
Gretchen Vahlkamp, Clay 
Robertson, and Jim Ogden. 
Under Forums, the SGA was 
reminded that Conductor Ma 
from the People's Republic of 
China would be arriving Wed- 
nesday for a stay of about four or 
five days. Earlier this semester, 
the SGA voted to give Conductor 
Ma $500 to assist in his stay. 

After normal committee 
reports were heard, the Ad Hoc 
committee on Amendments to 
the present Student Handbook 
presented its proposals. Most all 
of the changes were merely 
revisions to an out of date Student 
Handbook. There were a few 
changes which deserve noting at 



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The other night, I was rudely 
waked up by an R. A. whose name 
I must withhold for fear of mv 
life. She (I could be lying abouv 
gender) burst into my room, 
grabbed my microwave, slapped 
a bottle of Wild Turkey out of my 
nand and kicked Joe, Bill, and 
Fred out of my room. 

What did I do to deserve this 
treatment? Am I a hoodlum? Do 
I smoke pot first thing in the 
morning? No! The only charge I 
have ever been pressed with is 
solicitation. And I wait until at 



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this time. The first deals with the 
right of the college to inspect 
dormitory rooms. Under the new 
proposal, rooms may only be 
inspected when student is 
present, when emergency 
situations (Health, Maintenance, 
Fire) occur, or when city, state, 
or federal law dictates. The 
second change deals with the 
omission of the Dean of Students 
from the Judicial Referral 
Board, and the inclusion of the 
respective Dorm Council 
Presidents. This, it has been said, 
will not allow the Prosecutor to 
choose which court the case 
comes to trial in. The last im- 



portant change is under the Role 
of the President of the College (p. 
8). It was submitted that the 
following paragraph be omitted. 
Nothing herein contained shall 
be regarded as detracting from 
the traditional plenary powers of 
the President of the College and, 
notwithstanding anything to the 
contrary herein contained, the 
President of the College may on 
his own initiative and at his own 
discretion immediately and 
without any procedural 
requirements whatsoever 
suspend or expel the student, or 
otherwise suspend or terminate 
his right to be present on the 



campus, or to attend classes. 
Such action is subject to review 
by the Student-Faculty Discipline 
Committee, but the status of the 
student, pending final action, 
shall remain that in which he has 
been placed by the President . 

The comment was made by 
Committee Chairperson Diane 
Fowler that this clause has been 
present since the original Cen- 
tenary charter. 

These proposals passed the 
SGA and shall be presented to the 
Student Life Committee for 
approval and-or discussion. 

The meeting was adjourned at 
11:50. 



least noon before lighting up. 

Why then, is the Judicial Board 
so concerned about my doings? 
Must I stand trial before that 
mob of buffoons for minor in- 
fractions of outdated rules? 

I want to inform the entire 
campus (students, faculty and 
administration) that I will not 
stand for this treatment! I am 
bringing my lawyer boyfriend to 
this triple tribunal enacting a 
parody of justice you choose to 
call a hearing. 

Billy Bob 



Happy St. Patrick's Day 
Everyone 



The Conglomerate 
Staff 




Words from Wonderland 



by Betsy Camp 

Each semester has within it a 
series of cycles. During the fall 
semester, we have parties, mid- 
terms, parties, and finals. In the 
spring, the parties take on a more 
formal nature. You guessed it. 
The cycle we are about to enter 
now is...formals. 

You don't have to be greek to 
attend a formal. All formals are 
the same, anyway. I don't care 
who has it or where; the at- 
mosphere is the same from your 
first prom to your last Petroleum 
Club Christmas Ball. 

The basic ingredients and the 
problems associated with them 
are the same, as well: people, 
fancy clothes, music, and spirits. 

People, or to be more specific, 
dates are the first problem to be 
encountered. You have to have a 
date Who wants to go stag to a 
formal? And who wants to go 
with a stag? 

We agree the, that a date is 



necessary. If you absolutely 
cannot find one (short of going to 
Notre Dame cathedral), I have 
some advice for you: take a 
sibling or cousin and create a 
false identity for him or her. I 
have to admit that I've never 
tried this one myself. My cousins 
are all at least seven years 
younger than myself, and 
female, and my brothers won't 
even admit to knowing me. 

Once you capture a date, hold 
on to it. Then, when you arrive at 
the extravaganza, notice that 
Joe's date has the same nose and 
eyes as he does. Keep your 
thoughts to yourself and stay in 
the shadows. Someone may 
notice that your date is your twin 
brother. 

Clothes for formal are a kind of 
drag. If you are male, suits and 
tux are the border of the day. But 
females must struggle to find and 
fit into the perfect gown. And, of 
course, there is always the 
possibility that someone with 



good taste to match your own will 
wear a dress which matches your 
own. In this case, be brave. Hold 
your chin up high, smile win- 
ningly, and sneak off at the 
earliest possible moment. 

Music is rarely a problem 
unless someone's grandmother 
picks the band. Or if the 
organization sponsoring the 
affair is somewhat short of funds. 
In that case, be prepared for the 
Millard J. Filmore Jr. High 
School band. 

Spirits are no problem. Unless 
you drink them. Then it is 
necessary to beware of fruit 
punch. That is the most 
dangerous beverage ever 
created. There is always some 
jerk who thinks it has not been 
spiked enough and elects himself 
Chief Spiker. He will usually 
empty enough 190 proof grain 
alcohol into it to stun a herd of 
oxen. 

Enjoy this formal season. 
Dress well and date safely. 



March 15, 1984— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 3 



Professor's Podium: I Remember Lafe 



by Dr. L. H. Cox 

Some undergraduate ex- 
periences are transmuted into 
golden memories for aging alums 
because the experiences are 
pleasant or funny or because they 
reflect favorably on the alum. 
Other experiences are thus 
transformed because they are 
recollections of faculty or fellow 
students who embody some 
virture admired by the alum. 
But my fond memory of Lafe 
Mims, a fraternity brother, does 
not easily fit any of these 
categories, for he was a con- 
summate goof-off. 

Lafe counted golden all 
moments spent at cards and any 
moments given to academic 
pursuit as time unwisely spent. 
He considered too much 
familiarity with text books, 
lectures, lab reports and the like 
as behavior that was unseemly, 
unbecoming, and to be avoided at 
all costs. Lafe did not dislike his 
professors. Just the opposite; he 
enjoyed their company, whether 
at cards or over a sociable drink. 
He simply assumed that course 
work was as embarassing to 
them as to him, something that 
good friends did not mention in 
polite company. Lafe did not look 
upon graduation requirements as 
a burden impoised by killjoys; 
rather he regarded them as 
inevitable but unfortunate in- 
trusions on an otherwise en- 
joyable four years in his life. Lafe 
was quietly confident that he 
would negotiate all hurdles to 



graduation; he would clear them 
not by dilligence but by a grace 
under pressure that refused even 
to acknowledge academic 
pressure at all. If he did not 
carp or niggle about the demands 
of academic life, Lafe reasoned, 
they would not, after four years 
of pleasant truce, judge him 
unkindly. 

My College differed from most 
other colleges; in addition to the 
usual graduation requirements 
were senior Comprehensive 
Exams — twelve hours of written 
exams and then three hours of 
oral exam in the senior's major 
and minor fields. "Comps" oc- 
curred in the spring semester of 
the senior year. (Having passed 
my own Comps, I am glad I had 
them if for no other reason than 
that I can stagger any of my 
students who complain about the 
unfair academic rigors of Cen- 
tenary). Lafe, too, faced Comps. 
After two days and twelve hours 
of written exams, the conviction 
grew in Lafe's heart that he had 
not passed them. Hence, he 
would become an alum and not 
just an "ex" of the College only if 
he passed his orals. Further 
reflection convinced Lafe that 
most likely he could not pass his 
oral exam on merit; he would 
pass, if at all, only by an act of 
grace. 

So Lafe decided to appeal to the 
humor, humanity, and allround 
bonhomie of the professor testing 
him. After all they were his 



friends as well as fellow sufferers 
in the human condition, of which 
Comprehensive examinations 
are a prime manifestation for 
testers and testees alike. Now 
Lafe was not your typical 
fraternity party boy; he was also 
a man of the world who looked 
spendid in evening clothes. As 
much as a midwestern lad can 
be, he was debonaire. Lafe went 
to his oral exam dressed in a 
tuxedo Unfortunately, Lafe 
failed all his Comps and could not 
graduate until next spring, 
provided he passed Comps the 
second time around. 

Lafe was extremely well liked 
in the fraternity, by other goof- 
offs and academic grinds alike- 
including myself among the 
latter. We all expressed great 
sorrow over his misfortune and 
embarassment. We all knew that 
if the Comps were honest, then at 
least one senior a year would not 
pass them. But we always 
regretted it when a friend failed 
regardless of how deserved that 
failure was. But the whole point 
of the story is that Lafe was 
embarassed not by his failure but 
by our sympathy. In fraternfity 
meeting he announced quite 
succinctly: "I deserved to fail 
and I don't want anybody feeling 
sorry for me." And for that one 
act of moral honesty and 
courage, I have always 
remembered Lafe Mims fondly— 
not because he was a goof-off, but 






Dr. L. H. Cox (photo by Jim Ogden) 



because he blamed no one else 
but himself for his failure. Since 
then I have met many more 
undergraduate goof-offs; in 
contrast to Lafe, most if not all of 
them have blamed their failures 
on other people, this contrast has 
added luster to my recollection of 
Lafe. 

Lafe's moral example is 
particularly relevant today. 
After World War II, my college 
generation sold out for 
"plastics"; we worked hard for 
good grades only to get in on the 
material goodies of the post war 
economic boom. The more 



radical college generations of the 
late sixties and early seventies 
discovered that there was more 
to life than just making good 
grades. The present college 
generation is like mine in that 
they know the importance of good 
grades. But unlike my college 
generation, many of the present 
generation— particularly the 
goof-offs— look on grades as an 
inalienable right and not 
something to be earned. The real 
world out there isn't like that; 
there is no free lunch. But I won't 
preach. I'll simply say, "I 
remember Lafe ..." 



by Jim Ogden 

"Welcome to Centenary 
College of Louisiana, oldest 
college west of the Mississippi, 
founded 1825, owned by the 
United Methodist Church..." 
After a while all those brochures 
handed out look the same: Here 
are people wearing jerseys with 
odd combinations of Greek 
Letters, attractive students who 
look like walking advertisements 
for Clearasil , immaculate 
grounds, beautiful buildings, and 
so forth and so on until one 
realizes that these archetypal 
figures are representative 
everything from University ot 



A View From The Top Atmosphere 



Borneo to Podunk State College. 
In my fourth year, I'm finally 
beginning to recognize some 
familiar faces on our own 
brochures at Centenary (and 
they'll remain there for the next 
few years, or at least until the 
clothing is so out of style and the 
hair so different that such a 
change must be initiated. It's a 
matter of economics). 

What these various pamphlets 
don't tell the prospective student 
is of the atmospjjere of a certain 
college. The buildings, for 
example, are a major contributor 
to this overall effect. Except for 



that golden UFO across King's 
Highway from the Smith 
Building, our architecture is 
mostly Georgian style, red brick, 
with the stately columns and 
rectangular windows and dor- 
mers that mark the style But 
these inaminate objects eon 
tribute nothing more than mere 
props around which the action 
occurs. For the surrounding 
community, the campus, and all 
the activities amount to nothing 
unless one includes the human 
element. 

For example, we often head for 
the various eateries close to 




Leonard's Jewelers 

4841 Line Ave. 
(in front of Ptarremont Mall) 

Fraternity and Sorority 

Jewelry 

Artcarved Class Rings 

Fine Jewelry 

and 
Repair Service 



campus — a break in studying. 
These establishments make a 
major contribution to campus 
life. It's Strawn's for that fresh 
piece of strawberry pie, George's 
Grill for that late night bite to eat 
before exams, and down to 
Murrell's near Youree on Sunday 
night, or a pitcher of beer and a 
slice of pizza on an excursion to 
Pizza King with a faculty 
member and half-a-dozen other 
students after a skull session in 
Mickle Hall. To me, that's it- 
mosphere! Or to grab a cup of 
coffee in the SUB while we debate 
the Great Issue Of Our Time, 
such as who'll take intramural 
basketball championship this 
year. That's atmosphere! And 
loading up our group (would you 
believe nine people in a Chevy 



Citation? ) to go to dollar night at 
a nearby theater! and the Red 
River Revel and State Fair add to 
this. Yes, that's atmosphere! For 
it is the close interpersonal 
relationships that make the 
college expereience what it is, 
and the Centenary experience 
one in particular. At no other 
college have I found the overall 
atmosphere to be as enjoyable. It 
isn't Utopia, but neither is 
anyplace else. For NLU may 
have its Bayou Desiard, NSU its 
Grand Ecore, but that silly 
drainage canal that weaves 
between the SUB (The infamous 
"Sleepy Silver Bayou" of Alma 
Mater fame?)— at least in the 
view from the top of Mickle 
Hall— is just as beautiful and well 
loved. 



ASHLEY'S AMOCO SERVICE^ 

PHONE 222-6005 

3040 Centenary Blvd. at Kings Hwy. 
Shreveport, Louisiana 71104 



Page 4— THE CONGLOMERATE— March 15, 1984 



Thanks to 
everyone who 

made 

High School 

Weekend 

a Success! 




Outward Bound Offers Wilderness Adventure to Many 



This year more than 10,000 
nenpie— about half of them 
Students— will take part in the 
unicoe wilderness adventure 
impair, called OUTWARD 
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Bound offers its participants 
exciting and challenging ex- 
periences emphasizing both self- 
reliance and teamwork. Most 
students will leave Outward 
Bound with a new understanding 
of themselves after discovering 



they are capable of doing things 
they might previously have 
though impossible. Outward 
Bound believes most limits are 
self-imposed. No wilderness 
experience is necessary, only a 
willingness to try. 



Mountain backpacking, 
canoeing, sailing, rafting, skiing 
and dogsledding form the core of 
the Outward Bound experience, 
with the activity depending on 
the area and time of year the 
course takes place. Each small 




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When you finish this Outward Bound course, 
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a trip of high adventure. 

It's discovering yourself. 
Learning that you're better than 
you think you are. 

And finding out how to work 
with others. 

Come join us on a wilderness 
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You may come back a better 
you. 



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group of 8 to 12 students has one 
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specialists who help develop 
outdoor and interpersonal skills. 
Following a training period, an 
extended group journey, and a 
one- to three-day solo period, the 
course culminates with a final 
expedition. Planned and 
executed by small groups of 
three or four students with 
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the final expedition is an exercise 
in the skills learned during the 
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Over 150 educational in- 
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Natural Prejudice 



March 15, 1984— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 5 



by David Sew ell 

I do it, and I know a lot of you 
do it too. You know, pinecone 
abuse. 

I've been watching people as 
they go to and from classes in 
Jackson Hall. They see a big, fat 
pinecone lying smack-dab in the 
middle of the sidewalk just ahead 
of them, they eye it with casual 
indifference, to throw it off 
guard. Then, they stroll up to it, 
and with a lightning quick kick, 
send the hapless pinecone hur- 
dling through the air, only to land 
in a broken, brittle heap, 10 feet, 9 
inches away. Woe, and again I 
say Woe to the pinecone that 
lands again on the sidewalk. It is 
once more subject to the whims 
of any one of the many brutal 
pinecone kicking students who 
happen by. 



There are two main types of 
pines and pinecones on our 
campus. The Loblolly pine, alias 
Pinus taeda, and the Slash pine, 
alias Pinus elliotii. The largest 
concentration of pinecones are 
found at two campus locations. 
One is between Sexton Dormitory 
and the Cafeteria, the other is the 
area surrounding the sidewalks 
leading to Jackson Hall from 
James Dormitory or from the 
Half-shell. 

Many students and even a few 
faculty members, (not named), 
have participated, perhaps 
unconsciously, in the habit for- 
ming practice of sending 
pinecones scurrying on land or 
through the air to land 10 feet, 9 
inches away. To some people, it 
gives a smug sort of man-over- 
nature satisfaction. Others 



consider it to be a sick practice. 
Still others don't care. 

John Talk, a Centenary student 
for two years, is a regular 
pinecone persecuter. "The way I 
see it, when I'm walking down 
the sidewalk to class and a 
pinecone is in my way, it's either 
him, or me." Another student 
who prefers to remain 
anonymous said, "I usually just 
step on them and let them lie 
there." An opposing view was 
presented by soccer player Matt 
Cardillo: "How would you like it 
if people kicked you and stepped 
on you?" and then there is the 
final side in this, stated by John 
Conners, "I don't notice things 
like that, I usually walk to class 
in a daze, especially after 25 cent 
draft night." 



The Grapevine 



Stiggs' words of wisdom: Never 
go to a Mardi Gras parade and 
take a handful of pills from a 
black man and chase it with 
scotch from a squeeze bottle. 

Did Stiggs really pass out 
BEFORE midnight? 

Hey Mardi Gras Gang: Wonder if 
the Pizza Man came? 

Did Dad REALLY say to tell 

everyone we had a bad time at 

Mardi Gras? 

Does anyone besides P.S. & T.D. 

have brain damage from Mardi 

Gras? 

Honey: Let's go eat at Quickie- 
Outee. P & T 

F.J. - Did you ever find your way 
out of the Quarter? 



There will be no repeat per- 
formances, Gang! P.S. Mickey 
LOVED Mardi Gras! 

O.C. - $1.99 Six-packs are GREAT 
for bathroom parties! 

New Orleans will NEVER be the 
same! Neither will we! 

DidM.R. really smoke cigarettes 
that fateful nite? 

Can Mickey Swim? We think he 
can! 

Hey - did anyone get the beer 
cans out of the gutter after the 
roof party? Paula 

Congratulations Gang - everyone 
made it to N.O. and back without 
any involvement with the Law! 

S.Y., J.T., & Dancin' Katie. 



Maroon Jackets 

Maroon Jackets: 

Qualified students will be selected for next years Maroon 
Jackets. Students must have a 3.0 cummulative average, and 
be in their last year. To enter, send a complete description of 
activities, honors, and grade average to Joy Jeffers no later 
than Friday, March 30. 






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T. D. & Mr. T. had a good time at 
Bronco's! 

Let's go back! 

Happy Late Birthday, Tania! 
Love, Paula & Tracey 

It's 2 a.m., do you know where 
your parents are? 

We're in the wrong school 

Yudin - did S.S. & T.G. follow you 

a round that nite? 

Honey - the Pizza Man came. 

Does anyone know where San 
Francisco is? 

Who's going to Formal with 
whom? Let's switch dates 

Lea - Have you seen enough of the 
12-mile bridge? 

Happy Belated B-Day to John 
Cougar Mellencamp who turned 
39 the day after. Love, your 
Mardi Gras Fans 

John C. - We know you're not a 
hick. P.S. & T.D. 

I can't believe the Pizza Man 
came! 

O.C. - Let's go scooping now, 
everybody's learning how! T. & 
P. 



MAXIMUM 

MARRIAGE 

Sunday Evenings 

March 18-April 8 

6:30-7:30 

Fellowship Bible Church 

4685Hwy.71 N. 221-4431 

(3 miles north of I-220) 

Pastor Brad McCoy Th.M. 

Dallas Theological Seminary 



Another activity on campus 
that involves abusing pinecones 
is "Tolf," golf with tennis balls. 
When played at night, especially 
at 1:30 in the morning, tennis 
balls tend to dissappear into the 
blurry, I mean dense shadows of 
the night. Many are the times I 
have resorted to "Polf," golf 
avec a pinecone. Experienced 
Polf players classify the cones 
into two categories: first, the 
hard, heavy cones, which are 
able to achieve length flight, but 
tned to bend your club into a 
horseshoe shape; second, the big, 
semi-heavy cones with the 
prickly things sticking out. They 
don't travel as far as the harder 
ones, only 10 feet, 9 inches, but 



they do make a very satisfying 
smack when hit, especially at 
1:30 in the morning. 

If a serious bout of Polf games 
occurs in a time period of let's 
say a week, Passerbys will notice 
large quantities of crushed 
pinecones with no prickly things. 
Some people nervously brush this 
off by attributing it to the nation 
of squirrels on campus, but deep 
inside themselves, in the very 
essence of their being, they know 
that from 5 to 9 hours ago, hordes 
of seemingly innocent students 
had stood in the same spot and 
whipped themselves in to a 
frenzy, fratically clubbing, 
chipping, and driving 
pinecones, in all directions. 



Edgar Cayce Biblical 
Program Set 



"Handbook To The Highest," 
an approach to the Bible from the 
psychie's Edgar Cayce readings, 
will be presented Saturday, 
March 24, from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. at 
the Regency Motor Hotel in 
Shreveport. 

Speaker for the workshop will 
be Robert William Krajenke of 
Virginia Beach, Va., author of 
Edgar Cayce's Story of the Old 
Testament, a three volume study 
which represents the most ex- 
tensive and complete collection 
of Edgar Cayce's interpretations 
of the Bible ever published. 

The seminar will focus on 
particular groupings of Old and 
New Testament verse and 
chapters frequently recom- 
mended by Cayce, and their 
application in an individual's 



daily life in bringing about 
spiritual guidance, inner growth, 
change and peace. 

Registration will be from 8:30-9 
a.m. Cost of the seminar will be 
$15 per person, or $25 for two 
from the same family. Pre- 
registrations received no later 
than March 14 will be provided 
with a luncheon buffet at the 
Regency at no extra cost. 
Registration at-door and after 
March 14 must provide their own 
lunch. Checks should be made 
payable to: Shreveport A.R.E. 
Study Groups. 

Registration or requests for 
additional information should be 
sent to: Ed & Mike Gage, A.R.E. 
Area Representatives, 245 East 
Wyandotte, Shreveport, LA 
71101, or call (318) 425-7038. 



Recruiting Schedule 



March 15 Interview & Resume 
Workshop 

Mr. Austin Robertson, Jr 
8-9:30 p.m. Rm. 203 
Smith Bldg. 



All Majors 

Open to All Students 



March 21 Libby Glass 

Peter Williams 

March 22 Wendy's Hamburgers & 
Mrs. Winners Rest. 
Management Trainee 
Program 



Business & Accounting 
9 a.m. til 3 p.m. 

All Majors-Business, 
Sociology & Liberal Arts 
9 a.m. til 3 p.m. 



Business & Accounting 
1 p.m. til 4 p.m. 

Accounting & Business 
9 a.m. til 3 p.m. 

All Majors 



March 28 P & O Falco 
Richard Cain 

March 29 1 st National Bank 
Lillian Daniels 

March 30 La. Dept. of Civil 

Service Information 
Sessions-Rod Zimmerman 
10 a.m., 11 a.m., others 
as needed 



All interviews will be held in Room 212 of the Library. Please 
review the schedule and come by Room 127 Hamilton Hall to 
make your appointments — You may call me at 869-5117, if 
you have questions. 



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She s So Schizophrenic 



by Bill Thames 

Some record albums are like 
well-written novels. These 
albums have strands of con- 
tinuity which bind their in- 
dividual songs into unified works. 
At the other extreme, some 
albums are dismembered 
collections of songs, "Grabbags" 
of different sounds and styles. 
Cyndi Lauper's debut solo album, 



She's So Unusual, falls 
somewhere between these two 
extremes. 

Cyndi Lauper has been around 
the music business for years. 
During her career she has gone 
through a number of musical 
directions, from Pop to 
Rickabilly. One would think that 
she would have found her nicne 
by now. Yet, a listen to She's So 



Around Town 



by Tina Hackett 
Larry Morse 

Spring is in the air! Along with 
Spring comes a whirlwind of 
fraternity and sorority formals. 
If you're looking for that special 
dinner before the dance, try 
Don's Seafood and Steak House 
at 3100 Highland Avenue and 
King's Highway. 

Don's has a beautiful at- 
mosphere as well as a delightful 
cusiene. Don's is famous for their 
Creole - accented seafood, 
crawfish dishes, and fine steaks. 



The prices here are moderate. 
The portions are very generous 
and the service excellent. 
Reservations are accepted, but 
not required. They accept all of 
the major credit cards. Don's 
opens Sunday through Thursday 
at 1 1 : 00 a . m . and serve until 10 : 00 
p.m. On Friday and Saturday, 
they open at 11 a.m. and close at 
11 p.m. 

Remember, formals are a once 
a year occassion, so why not 
enjoy it? Get "AROUND TOWN" 
to Don's Seafood and Steak House 
for your festive dinner. 



Centenary College 
Hurley School of Music 

RONALD ARNATT. Organ 
Friday, March 16, 8:00p.m. 
Brown ChupH Free Admission 

CENTENARY WOODWIND QUINTET 

Thursday, March 22, 8:00p.m. 
Faculty Recital — Free Admission 

ANDREW PARR. Piano 

Friday. March 30, 8:00 p.m. 

Guest Faculty Recital S. F. Austin University 

Free Admission 



WILLIAM RILEY. Baritone 

Monday. April <). 8:00 p.m. 
Faculty Recital Free Admission 



AMERICAN CHAMBER TRIO 

Thursday. April 12.8:00p.m. 
Admission Charge* — Friends of Music 

Centenary faculty, staff, and students admitted free. Others 
by season ticket or individual admission (Adults $5.00, 
students $2.50) 



Unusual reveals a performer 
confident of her ability but un- 
sure of how to channel her talent. 
She sidesteps this problem by 
throwing in a little bit of 
everything. The result is an 
uneven album that promises 
much more than it can deliver. 

Side one opens with the 
album's best song, "Money 
Changes Everything." Cyndi 
takes the song, a cynical tale of 
money over love, and turns it into 
an emotional tour de force. From 
there the album segues into 
school girl giddiness ("Girls Just 
Want to Have Fun"), a lament of 
lost love ("When You Were 



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Mine"), and a lover's promise 
(Time After Time) ends side one. 
These four songs create a strong 
sequence in spite of the abrupt 
shifts in mood. If the rest of the 
album was as strong as side one, 
it would be a great album indeed. 
Unfortunately, the remainder 
of the album does not even come 
close to matching side one. Side 
two dabbles in a confusing array 
of styles. Cyndi tries everything 
from SKA-REGGAE to a 
twenties musical number but 
with little success. Only in "All 
Through the Night," the sole 
bright spot on side two, does she 
sing with any conviction. The rest 
of the second side sounds con- 
— IT 



trived, expecially in comparison 
with the strong first side. Cyndi 
should have cut the filler 
material and released side one 
plus "All Through the Night" as a 
mini-album. 

Still, it is not a bad album, just 
a mediocre one. Were it not for 
side two, it would be 4 great 
albums. But it, play side one and 
then flip over to "All Through the 
Night." Hopefully, Cyndi's 
second album will give us two 
sides of great music. Until then, 
keep your fingers crossed and 
play "Money Changes 
Everything" until the grooves 
wear out. 



"SPLASHDMCD 




J3LZ1L 



Subscoop 



I hope everyone survived 
Mardi Gras or the sunny beaches 
of Florida and are ready to hit the 
books and classes again. The 
main activity that everyone 
needs to put on their calandar 
will take place on November 3 at 
7 p.m. in Brown Chapel, that is 
the date that Miss Kathy Heard 
(alias Student Activities 
Director) becomes Mrs. Donald 
James Barnes (alias TKE and 
R.A. ). A word of warning to all 
unsuspecting singles... you never 
know when the marriage bug is 
going to get you, but it's a great 
feeling when it does. 

Now to activities closer at 
hand. March 17 is not only St. 
Pats Day, but the night for ZTA 
formal. I wonder how many girls 
will be wearing green to keep 



away the pinches from their 
dates. Could be a rough night. 
March 30 the Chi O's will have 
their party with a post party 
March 31. How's that for a 
switch. Also on March 31 is 
Centenary night at Hamel's 
Park. Be prepared for a true fais 
do-do. 

I still need volunteers for the 
Health Fair, April 2. Any spare 
time you have would greatly be 
appreciated. There is a sign-up 



sheet outside the Coffeehouse or 
you can stop by my office. 

That's all for this week. A 
reminder for Seniors ... if you 
have not been fitted for your 
robe, please come by and see me. 
Until next week ... it's great to 
have you back from the holidays 
and be careful when sitting on 
places that are high in the air and 
tend to slope a bit. 

Kathy 



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featured soloist for the eighth 
concert pair of the season. The 
concerts will be held at Civic 
Theatre on Saturday, March 17, 
1984, at 8:00 p.m. and on Sunday, 
March 18 at 7 p.m. Tickets will be 
available one hour before the 
performance at the Civic Theatre 
Box Office and at the Symphony 
House, 2803 Woodlawn. Tickets 



(318) 869-2559 between the hours 
of 10 a.m. and 4 p.m. - Monday 
through Friday. 

Under the baton of Maestro 
Paul Strauss, Principal Guest 
Conductor, he will perform Piano 
Concerto No. 1 by Franz Liszt. 
The remainder of the program 
will include Burrill Phillips' 
"Scena For Orchestra" and 
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CGEEK EEAE 



Chi Omega Greek Beat 

The Iota Gamma Chapter of 
Chi Omega would like to welcome 
everybody back - Hope you had a 
fun spring break. . 
Congratulations to the gymnasts 
for their recent victory at 
Nationals and to the girls' tennis 
team for their success last 
weekend. We are anticipating a 
fun clean-up this weekend and 
also Zeta Formal. Good luck to 
the incredible Chi-0 basketball 
team and finally, Braun, where 
are your pants?? 

KA Greek Beat 

Well, we are back to be 
educated, right Nolan? There 
were KA's spread out from 



Magale Art Exhibit 

Peggy Shields and Tom 
Schiefelbein will have an 
exhibition of their recent work 
March 4-29 at the Magale Library 
Gallery at Centenary College. 

Ms. Shields, a former student 
of Willard Cooper, is a 1969 
graduate of Centenary, and 
Schiefelbein is a 1969 graduate of 
the University of Wisconsin at 
Eau Claire. They both received 
the Master of Arts degree in Fine 
Arts from New Mexico Highlands 
University in 1972. They last had 
an exhibition of their work at 
Centenary in 1974. 

Ms. Shields will be showing 
assemblages in boxes composed 
of drawings, paintings, 
photographs, and found objects. 
Many of the works are 
autobiographical in nature. 
Schiefelbein will be showing 
three-dimensional paintings and 
drawings. 

Dr. Mallard to Speak 

Dr. William Mallard, professor 
of church history at the Candler 
School of Theology, Emory 



Arizonia to Florida and 
everywhere in between, over 
spring break. The stories are 
partially gathered as we all wait 
for Nolan and Mike to get back 
from the beaches or jails of the 
Texas coast! Tone the Bone and 
his gal cruised over in Fritz to 
bask in the Florida sun, while 
another tribe of KA's invaded the 
Mardis Gras scene. Warde got 
free room and board while down 
in New Orleans, but he didn't like 
his roommates or the bars on the 
windows! He also said the cover 
charge was a bit out of his range 
so a few brothers chipped in to 
help him out - and I mean help 
him out! ! Jay needs to learn how 
to control his bladder by some 



other way than merely talking to 
it, because his lack of discipline 
showed one night while cruising 
the streets of Big "D." I and all 
the brothers hope your' pants 
were not ruined! All the Pledges 
are seeing their optometrists on a 
regular basis as they all await 
the big "eye"! The Zeta's had 
better be ready to party Saturday 
night because I know the KA's 
wiii be well tuned and ready to 
boogie man! As usual we will 
hold our own pre-party before the 
party in order, to be more 
relaxed around our dates! The 
KA's would like to congratulate 
the Lady Gymnasts for being the 
best in the country ! Coach Ed- 
wards and his staff are tops also! 



Old South is but a few months 
away and planning is well under 
way for the biggest blowout in 
Goodyear history! 

The KA's are getting into the 
poker craze but everytime we 
play somebody always loses! 
Isn't that confusing? We hope 
everyone had a good break and if 
you didn't better luck next year! 
Until next week this is your 
roaming KA Reporter with the 
news for the blues, so keep on 
your shoes and you can't loose. 
"Sistowimpebah! " 

Zeta Tan Alpha 

Welcome back, folks! Has 
everyone recovered from their 
respective spring breaks? Will 



AIRCUNID CAMPUS 



University, will speak at Cen- 
tenary College Thursday, March 
15, at 11:10 a.m. in Kilpatrick 
Auditorium. 

Dr. Mallard is Centenary's 
Willson Lecturer for the spring 
semester. This distinguished 
lectureship was founded in 1960 
at Centenary by the J. M. Willson 
family of Floydada, Texas. 

Dr. Mallard's talk is free and 
open to the public. For more 
information, please contact 
Chaplain Robert Ed Taylor at 
Centenary. 

Job Opportunities 

INDUSTRIAL UNIFORM 
SERVICE has part-time opening. 
Inventory and fitting for large 
industrial contract. Tues. and 
Thurs. 11 a.m. til 8:30 p.m. $3.75 
per hr. ALSO FULLTIME 
WORKING SUPERVISOR 
NEEDED - 40 hrs. per week, $875 
per month. 

CASHIERS NEEDED FOR 
THEATER. Evening and week- 
end hours, $3.50 per hour. 

YARD MAINTENANCE 
WORKER NEEDED FOR 



NEARBY LIBRARY. 6-8 hrs. per 
week - $3.89 per hr. Applications 
now being taken. 

WAITRESSES, ASSISTANT 
WAITERS AND PART TIME 
EXPERIENCED BAR- 
TENDERS needed for new hotel. 
Daytime hours - 10 a.m. til 3 p.m. 
Minimum wage. 

APPLICATIONS BEING 
TAKEN FOR NEARBY 
MEXICAN RESTAURANT. 
Part-time, can become fulltime 
during Easter and Summer. 
Waiters, Waitresses, Bartenders, 
Hosts-Hostesses. 

PART-TIME ART TEACHER 
AND P.E. TEACHER NEEDED 
for Private School near campus. 
P.E. Teacher needed 3 days; Art 
Teacher needed 1 hr. per day 
Monday thru Friday. 

SALES PERSON NEEDED 
FOR CHILDRENS SPECIALTY 
SHOP - Afternoons and Sat. Min. 
wage. 

SALES PERSON NEEDED 
FOR MALL CARD SHOW, 5-9 
weeknights and 3-9 some 
Saturdays. Minimum wage. 

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2710 CENTENARY BLVD. 



STORE NEEDS SALES PER- 
SON IN WOMENS DEPT. Night 
and week-end hours or Friday & 
Saturday, 2 til 9 p.m. $3.50 plus. 

FULLTIME JOB - Mgmt. 
Trainee for large transfer 
company. Excellent opportunity. 
Some supervisory skills will be 
needed. 

MARKETING SUPPORT REP 
needed by Computer distributor. 
40 hrs. per week, $800-$900 per 
mo. 

SEVERAL BABYSITTING 
JOBS - Afternoon sitter needed 
for 1 child. Sitter needed 2 af- 
ternoons for elderly lady. 

Dr. Arnatt to Perform 

Dr. Ronald Arnatt, composer, 
conductor, and organist, will give 
an organ concert Friday evening, 
March 16, at 8 p.m. in Brown 
Memorial Chapel at Centenary 
College. The concert is free and 
open to the public. 

The program will include: 

Prelude and Fugue in G minor - 
Johann Sebastian Bach. 

Les Corps Glorieux Force et 
agilite - Olivier Messaen. 

Canonic Variations on "Vom 
Himmel hoch" - J. S. Bach. 

Siciliano for a High Ceremony - 
Herbert Howells. 

Sonata in Three Movements - 
Ronald Arnatt. 



Last Day 

For Dropping 

Courses or 

Changing 

Enrollment 

Status 

March 23 



New Orleans and Florida ever be 
the same? (even if there was 20 
percent less trash for Mardi Gras 
- we made it up in other ways.) 
Well, this is it! The Zeta's are 
happy to announce our formal 
(fun, fun! ) is this Saturday. Look 
out, everyone, this year will top 
all others. 

Congratulations to the NAIA 
champions, the gymnasts have 
done it! 

Happy belated birthdays to 
Tania Garcia (March 4), Allyson 
Cook (March 7), and Belinda 
Miciotto (March 11) ! Welcome to 
town, Allyson! 

You don't have long to wait 
now, pledges! 



Moliere 

Thursday, Friday and 
Saturday will be the final per- 
formances of the musical 
"Moliere," being shown at the 
Majorie Lyons Playhouse this 
week. 

The production is about the 
brilliant French playwright who 
so sucessfully satirized French 
Society in the 15th century that he 
has been deemed the 
"Shakespeare of France".. 

Performances commence at 8 
p.m. 

Apple* Computer 

Mr. John Otterstedt, 
Production Manager for Apple 
Computer, Inc., will speak on 
March 21st at a special joint 
meeting of the American 
Production and Inventory 
Control Society (APICS) and the 
Data Processing Management 
Association (DPMA). Apple 
Computer has recently in- 
troduced the Macintosh, a 
revolutionary microcomputer for 
home and business use, and Mr. 
Otterstedt will discuss how the 
computer is manufactured and 
used. The Macintosh and other 
computers will be available for 
demonstration between 5:30 and 
6:30 p.m., with dinner and the 
program following. Reservations 
for the meeting, which will be 
held at the Sheraton-Pierremont 
Plaza, can be obtained by calling 
Jerry Stinson at 747-3700. 



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Custom Art Work 

Mary Hughes 

Licienne Simon 

Fine Art and Cafflgraphy 

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SIP'OOTS' 



Ladies Champs NAIA 

|(.nii(imi<(l from \n%$r I) 

honors. She finished third in the 
all-around (35.20), sixth on vault 
(17.75) and floor (17.60), and 
runner-up on the uneven bars 
(17.80), five hundredths of a point 
shy of Greer (17.85). Janet 
Stevens, a junior from Bossier 
City, La., also earned All- 
America n honors. 

Stevens placed sixth on the 
floor along with Reasor (17.60). 
picking up her second All- 
Arrierican award. She was an All- 
American her freshman year in 
the all-around. Senior specialist 
Jessica Soileau earned her first 
Ail-American award with a 
fourth place finish on bars 
(17.60). The top six places, in- 
cluding ties, in each event earned 
All-American awards. 

In addition, coach Edwards 
was named to his first NAIA 
Coach of the Year award. He has 
won national titles in the NCAA, 
defunct AIAW Division-II, and 
now the NAIA. In all, Edwards 



has won six national gymnastics 
championships and finished 
second four times. 

In the two day event, the only 
letdown came when Evans 
missed out on winning the all- 
around title after missing her 
mount on bars for the first time in 
her four-year career. She missed 
the lower bar on her straddle to 
the high bar. 

However, it was her character 
and experience that carried the 
team to victory. She knew the all- 
around title was all but gone, but 
instead turned her emphasis 
towards the team, leading them 
on beam and floor. She did set a 
career mark on the floor with an 
9.40 and tied a career-high on 
floor with a 9.45. Stevens also set 
a career-mark on vault with a 
score of 8.75. Her previous high 
was an 8.70. 

Jessica Soileau, a senior from 
Ville Platte, La., earned All- 
American honors for the first 
time in her career, scoring a two- 
day total of 17.60 on the uneven 



bars for fourth place. Soileau 
underwent knee surgery her 
sophomore season in what ap- 
peared to be a career ending 
injury. Even though Soileau was 
unable to perform on vault and 
floor, she worked hard and came 
back on bars and limited beam 
work to finish her career. 

Susan Gibson, a junior from 
Richmond, Ind., put together a 
good meet scoring a 34.00 in the 
all-around, just missing All- 
American honors by five hun- 
dredths of a point. She scored a 
16.70, while the sixth place cutoff 
was at 17.75. Two freshman, 
Mary Beth Hebert and Holly 
Rucker, and one junior, Katrina 
Kellogg also competed at 
nationals. 



Volleyball 
Tryouts- 
Call Matt Imes 
(5532) 




Baseball season opened March 3. The Gent's next 
game is today at 2 p.m. Go Gents! 



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VOTE— VOTE— VOTE— VOTE 

SGA SECRETARY ELECTION 

Candidates (as of this date) 
Mary JoMonzingo 

JimOgden 

Debbie Patterson 

Clay Robertson 

Gretchen Vahlkamp 

SGA CONSTITUTION 

Article I, B 2f) shall be responsible for collecting proposed amendments and for preparation of future 
constitutions Article I, C 4) All full-time undergraduate students may vote in SGA elections. 

Article IV, B, 2) A petition signed by 20% of the full-time undergraduate students shall require the Senate to 
hear a requested amendment. 

Article IV, B, 3) All amendments approved by the Senate must be approved by a majority vote of the full-time 
undergraduate student body voting. Faculty approval is also necessary for all amendments. 

Article IV, C 2) The full-time undergraduate students body, voting in special elections. 

Article IV, A 1) No student may serve on more than one of the following bodies: 

a) Judicial Board 

b) Student /Faculty Discipline Committee 

c) Honor Court 

d) Dorm Council 



THURSDAY, MARCH 22 

During Lunch & Dinner outside the CAF. 






i, 



Inside: 



SGA Amendment 

is unethical 

p. 2 



The Pretenders 

and the Alarm 

p. 3 



Traditions At 

Centenary 

p. 4 



Sports 
p. 7 



THE CON6LDHEE4IE 



Vol. 78, NO. 21 



March 22, 1984 




# What's Wrong 

# With This Word? 



What's wrong with this word 
indeed? Nothing: it's a graphic 
design, (the artist apologizes for 
any faults you may find in her 
art, but you may blame that on 
human error.) 

What's wrong, then, in word? 
for most of us, nothing. We 
participate in various ex- 
tracurricular activities, social 
functions — and other forms of 
work and play. In fact, we might 
say that it's impossible to live a 



life without any participation in 
something. 

If it's true that there's nothing 
wrong with participation, then 
why are we so quick to avoid it? 
Is it the responsibility involved? 
Are we shy? Or just lazy? 

Mark Twain once said, 
"Everybody complains about the 
weather, but nobody does 
anything about it." Why is this 
true? The point of the matter is 
we have the right to do 



something, but we seldom ex- 
cerise it. For whatever reason 
this is true, it is a tremendous 
waste of talent. Case in point: we 
of the Conglomerate staff have 
received a great many com- 
pliments from the administration 
this year. With all due respect to 
the powers that be, they aren't 
our targeted audience. YOU are, 
the student. So how about some 
feedback? 

It isn't easy to print a 
newspaper; face it, we're busting 



our buns to get one out each 
week. People read it in caf, and 
argue about it in the SUB, but 
somehow it never really gets 
back to us: the opinions, the 
requests, or any of the ideas of 
any member of the student body. 
Even a small letter scrawled in 
crayon on a cafeteria napkin, 
"We luv the Cunglomewate, but 
we'd like to see more comix," 
would be appreciated. 
(Typewritten letters are better, 
however). 



Everybody likes applause. And 
even the dumbest actor learns 
from tomatoes. If you don't like 
the paper, write and tell us we'll 
give you column space. If you 
like it, you may want to work for 
us; You we'll pay. 



In the beginning, God said a lot 
of real heavy things. You can too. 
Respond so we'll know you're not 
asleep or dead. Save us our 
dignity and don't make us grovel. 



Honor Court Applications Shreveport Symphony 



YOU, for a positon on next 
year's Honor Court. 
Qualifications: 

1) Be a junior or senior next 
year. 

2) Be enrolled in at least your 
2nd semester at Centenary. 



3) Not hold any elected office to 
the SGA, any judicial board, or 
Student-Faculty Discipline 
Committee. 

4) Have at least a 2.5 GPA. 

If you meet these qualifications 
and are interested, contact any 



Honor Court member for further 
information. Also, you must 
submit a letter explaining why 
you would like to serve on the 
court. Please give your letter to 
any present court member BY 
APRIL 6. 



To Donate Concert Series 






s Pring has sprung in Hodges' Garden. Spring officially arrived on March 20. 
^ e ntenary students are enjoying the warmer weather. 



The Shreveport Symnphony 
vvill salute Centenary College 
when they offer the March 31- 
April 1 concert pair at Civic 
Theatre featuring pianist Mark 
Zeltser. Centenary alumnus and 
trustee Harvey Broyles is one of 
the sponsors of this special 
concert featuring the music of 
Russian composers conducted by 
Paul Strauss, principal guest 
conductor. 

A Russian by birth, Mark 
Zeltser will be performing piano 
Concerto No. 3 in C Major for 
Piano and Orchestra by famed 
composer Sergei Prokofieff. 
Zeltser began piano studies at the 
age of six and gave his first 
public recital at eight years of 
age. In 1962, the renowned pianist 
and pedgogue, Jacob Flier, 
visiting Kishinev (a southwestern 
republic of the Soviet Union) on a 
concert tour, heard the fifteen 
year old student. Flier was so 
impressed that he arranged for 
the young artist to study with him 
in Moscow. Because private 
lessons were not available in the 
Soviet Union and Mark was too 
young to enter the Moscow 
Conservatory, Flier joined the 
faculty of a music school in 



Moscow, just to be able to teach 
the gifted young pianist. 

After a year of study, Mark 
Zeltser entered famed Moscow 
Conservatory, excused from 
customary examinations. 
Studying with Flier for the next 
seven years, he graduated from 
the Conservatory in 1971 with the 
equivalent of a Ph.D. The Zeltser 
family emigrated to the United 
States in 1976. When not on tour, 
Mr. Zeltser resides in New York 
City. 

Less-than-half-price tickets for 
Centenary students, faculty, 
staff, alumni and their families 
are available in the Office of 
Public Relations at Centenary. 
Individual tickets, which usually 
sell for $12 each, are being of- 
fered by the Symphony at $5 each 
for this special salute. 

For more than 35 years, 
Centenary College and the 
Shreveport Symphony have 
shared a friendship; in fact, they 
have shared buildings, 
professors, musicians, vocalists, 
and even members of their 
boards. 

To purchase tickets, please 
come by the Office of Public 
Relations, Centenary College, 
Room 227, Hamilton Hall. 



Page 2— THE CONGLOMERATE— March 22, 1984 



LETTERS TO THE IEID1TOIC 



SGA Amendment 
Is Unethical 



Dear Centenary Student Body: 

I have addressed this letter to 
the entire Centenary Student 
body because I feel each student 
should be aware of the problems 
of a certain large group of 
students. The group I'm con- 
cerned with includes all students 
who live in T. L. James dor- 
mitory. 

This semester, a new rule has 
been put into practice which 
means that each time a student is 
locked out of her room and calls 
an R.A., (either on duty or off 
duty) that student must pay 50 
cents to reenter her room. This 
may seem like a very small 
amount of money to you but to me 
it is a soft drink, a load of dry 
clothes and two video games 
while two forgotten keys is a 
dollar, a movie, two soft drinks or 
fifty pieces of gum. 

As far as I know in every other 
dorm on campus the R.A. will 
gladly open a locked door. Are 
the R.A.'s in James special? 

The students living in James 
dorm elected the dorm council 
and I understood that to mean the 
dorm has a representative type 
government. One in which each 
student class elects a peer and 
that group of peers decides the 
laws which govern the residential 
hall. The R.A.'s position is to 
enforce the law. I feel as if the 
residents of James hall haven't 
been represented in the birth of 
this law. 

I understand the problem is 
with women who do not wish to 



have the responsibility of a key 
and so they leave it in their rooms 
and wake-up an R.A. when they 
come in at three in the morning 
and wish to enter their rooms. I 
do not want to be punished for 
these girls and I don't think that 
by punishing me they are being 
taught anything of importance. 

I also had the impression that 
unlocking doors was an R.A.'s 
duty as it is in the other dorms. 
When I first came to Centenary I 
was told my R.A. would be like a 
good neighbor, at home if I lock 
myself out my good neighbor 
always lets me have the spare 
key. 

The R.A. is paid for the job of 
being an R.A. by having a free, 
private room. However, it seems 
like the James R.A.'s are not 
expected to accomplish the 
entire job and are still being 
paid the same free private room. 

I do believe that something 
needs to be done to punish those 
who consistently forget their 
keys but that the present rule is 
inadequate. I think that with all 
of the great minds running 
around this campus surely 
someone can come up with a 
better idea as to how to keep a 
record of who has forgotten their 
key and how many times it has 
happened. 

Perhaps the present R.A. 
selection committee could be 
sure and pick R.A.'s who really 



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The Conglomerate welcomes letters to the editor and other 
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want the job and are ready and 
willing to make the sacrifices 
that are associated with it, such 
as being a good neighbor. 

And lastly perhaps the James 
dorm residents themselves 
should be more careful in the 
selection of representatives. 
Next election be sure it's 
someone who's going to really 
represent you! 

James dorm resident 

P.S. How can we be sure the 50 
cents now paid isn't being placed 
in the R.A.'s pocket? Do you keep 
records of this? 



Fellow Classmates, 

I am running for the position 
of Secretary in the special SGA 
election today. I feel that if I am 
elected to this position I will 
serve the students of Centenary 
in a way that they can be proud 
of. My qualifications include 
offices in High School Student 
Government, P. E. Majors Club 
and Dorm Council. I am a very 
conscientious person and will do 
my best to serve the Centenary 
Student Body. 

I would appreciate your vote of 
confidence in me today as you 
cast your ballot for SGA 
Secretary during Lunch and 
Dinner in the Cafe. 

Thank you, 
Debbie Patterson 



I would first like to make clear 
that this article is a personal 
editorial. It in no way represents 
the attitudes or official opinions 
of the Conglomerate Staff. 

Today, the controversial-SGA 
Constitution Amendment 
proposals are being presented to 
us for consideration. It is vital 
and essential that we estimate 
carefully one of these proposals 
with extreme deliberation. Ar- 
ticle IV, A 1) presently states: No 
student may serve on more than 
one of the following bodies: 

a) SGA 

b) Judicial Board 

c) Student-Faculty Discipline 
Committee 

d) Honor Court 

e) Dorm Council 

This particular article is the 
keystone to the separation of 
powers between our student 
government and the judicial 
process. I must admit that it may 
not be necessary to protect our 
democratic ideals and in- 
stitutions from diabolical power- 
hungry students, but this one 
principle in self-government is an 
invaluable precept that cannot be 
tossed away idlely. I cannot 
impress upon you the need to 
maintain this significant gap 
between legislative and judicial 
processes enough. 

Student government's basic 
purpose is to coordinate student 
activities, to serve as a mediator 
between students, faculty, and 
administration, and to provide 



for a forum of student ideas, 
complaints, and requests. There 
is no significant sign of student 
desire to allow this tragic 
mistake to take place. On the 
contrary, many students, once 
completely informed of the 
situation, were appalled at the 
idea of the same students holding 
power in SGA and the judicial 
process at our college. Further 
more, they seem to share the 
opinion that it deprives students 
the equal chance of obtaining 
responsible positions on campus. 
This proposal destroys the op- 
portunity for students with some 
impressive talents, but less- 
forward personalities, to join 
organizations and contribute to 
the life and service of the college 
and its students. 

I would like to inform the 
students of an unfair and totally 
unethical interpretation of this 
proposed constitutional change. 
In last week's Conglomerate, an 
SGA ad for today's election 
presented the candidates for SGA 
Secretary and all five amend- 
ments to the SGA Constitution. 
However, the fifth amendment 
proposal was printed in a way, 
that presented the proposal 
unscrupulously. This in- 
terpretation may have been 
drawn-up unknowingly in that 
form. Nonetheless, it never 
states the proposed change. It 
merely presents how the con- 
stitution will appear if it is 

(Continued on page 3) 



Words from Wonderland 



by Betsy Camp 

I have a confession to make. 
I've been watching MTV again. 
And I'm worried about the 
future. 

Why am I worried about the 
future and what does MTV have 
to do with it? Have you checked 
out any of those rockers lately? 
We are all familiar with Boy 
George and Cyndi Lauper, but 
they're nothing compared to 
some of the others. 

Take Marilyn for instance. If 
you haven't heard of him, you 
will. He is an old roommate of 
Boy George (what do you ex- 
pect?), and has long blonde hair. 
He tries to emulate the late 
Marilyn Monroe. Just like 
thousands of other women. Alice 
Cooper had nothing on this guy. 

How about Grace Jones? Her 
neo-male looks are enough to 
make any mother lock her 
daughter away in an ivory tower. 
And Annie Lennox of the Euryth- 
mics, although beautiful, is 



certainly no prom Queen. 

Can you imagine what our 
children are going to look like? I 
can see it now. . .dressing my 
kids for school ten years from 
now... 

My youngest, Boy Joey, will be 
arranging his acrylic dread-locks 
(reggae hairstyle) and searching 
frantically for his purple' 
eveshadow which is sister has 
stolen to accentuate her high 
cheekbones and contrast her 
fuchsia hair. 

Boy (that's what his friends 
call him), will then run 
screaming into my room, crying 
so much his mascara is running, 
and I'll have to console him by 
promising to buy him new 
eyeshadow. And new fingernail 
polish. 

Then my daughter, Marni, will 
complain that her new suit does 
not fit properly. The pants are too 
small. It is possible to tell that 
. she has limbs underneath. I 
further upset her by commenting 



that her blonde roots ar« 
showing, and she refuses to got" 
school until she has a new dy* 
job. ' 

I touch up her hair with an old 
lipstick, readjust her custom 
made sideburns, and send her t° 
her room to finish dressing. 

Boy appears at the breakf^ 
table and inquires about his F 
Karma. The chameleon is in W 5 
cage, as usual. Ever since B«J 
wore him to school strapped to 
plaid nightshirt, Karma has be*" 
shifting his colors in a constant 
changing, schizophrenic fashi* 

Boy eats his breakfast of ^ 
mix and a special gelatin for 
fingernails, waits for Marni, ; 
walks to the school bus. 

I sigh contenedly as I watch ft 



children depart. Out of the 



chen window, I see Boy talk' 
with his kindergarten friends a 
Marni giggling as an older, tW 
grade boy compliments her 
her clothing. 



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March 22, 1984— THE CONGLOMERATE— Page 3 

Leslie Downs 



The Pretenders and The Alarm „ ? lveB "f cit ! l f 



Work Hard For The Money 



The Alarm and the Pretenders 
may be the best combination 
since pretzels and reeb. They are 
certainly the most exciting 
concert lineup to come along in 
quite awhile. Both groups per- 
form with an intensity rarely 
seen these days. In Dallas on 
March 18, they gave ample 
evidence of their abilities. 

The alarm, a quartet from 
Rhyl, Wales, opened the show. 
They performed songs from their 
new album, Declaration, as well 
as their self-titled debut EP. 
Their sound is hard to pinpoint: 
Imagine U2 and Big country 
mixed with early Bob Dylan and 
you will have some idea. But 
nothing could fully describe the 
stirring energy of their live 
performance. They delivered 
their rousing, anthemic songs 
with a vengeance. This band has 
more on its mind than the girl 
next door. They address such 
weightly subjects as world peace, 
war, and apatnetic youth. 
Throughout the night they 
exhorted the crowd to wake up 
and "take a stand". This may 



sound a bit idealistic but they are 
sincere. It is hard for even the 
most cynical listener to remain 
unmoved. 

Subject matter was not the only 
thing that set the alarm apart. 
Their main instruments are 
acoustic guitars, but if you think 
they can't rock, guess again. 
Their performance had more 
energy than a dozen heavy metal 
bands. By the end of their 
segment, they had made 
believers of most of the audience. 

After a thirty minute in- 
termission, the Pretenders took 
the stage. A lesser band could 
have never matched the opening 
performance by the alarm. But 
the Pretenders proved to be 
every bit as enthralling, though 
in a different way. The Preten- 
ders derive their force from their 
leader. Chrissie Hynde. Whether 
playing hard, soft, or in between, 
Hynde's intriguing songs and 
sultry mannerisms generated 
their own kind of excitement. 
Backing her up were drummer 
Martin Chambers and new 
members guitarist Robbie 



Mcintosh and bassist Malcolm 
Foster. Touring member Rupert 
Black supplied various 
keyboards. The stage design was 
simple yet striking. Martin 
Chamber's drum kit (which 
looked rather like an albino 
octopus) was the focal point of 
the stage. Tasteful lighting 
complemented the songs though 
not overpowering them. 

The Pretenders played a cross 
section of selections from their 
albums. Particular standouts 
were "Up the Neck", "Time The 
Avenger", and "Back on the 
Chain Gain." Though Hynde stole 
much of the show Mcintosh's 
guitar work was often featured as 
was Chamber's drumming. The 
set temporarily lost momentum 
mid-way through but the band 
quickly rallied. After their hour- 
long segement, they were called 
back for two encores, "Thum- 
bellina" and "Brass in Pocket". 
Then, like all good showmen, 
they left the crowd wanting 

more. 

bv Bill Thames 



Current 
Events 



— Domestic Auto Sales are 40.3 
percent stronger than 1983. 

— Industrial Production is up 
!-2 percent for February. 

— College tuition will rise next 
fell 7-8 percent. 

— Unemployment remains at 
*-8 percent. 

— Corporations are expected to 
^nd 13.6 percent ($343.6 billion) 
^ore on new plants and equip- 
ment - the largest gain since 1966. 

"- Strong battles in Tennessee, 
fe xas, Mississippi, North 
Proline, Iowa, Illinois, and 
J^ssachusetts for Senate seats, 
J^Ween Democrats and 
^Publicans. 

"-U.S. holds 375 million barrels 

°il (a 90 day supply) in reserve 
for oil crisis. 

Present Delegate Scores for 

^ocratic nomination. 

Mondale - 370 

Hart - 251 

G 'enn - 30 

^cGovern - 21 

Ja ckson - 37 

^omitted - 170 

Ne eded for nomination - 1,967 

r* El Salvadofan Presidential 



Thought for the week 



—Justice- 
Justice without force is powerless; 
Force without justice is tyrannical. 



(Pascal: Pensees) 



The law, in its majestic equality, forbids all men to sleep 
under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread — 
the rich as well as the poor. 

(Anatole France: Crainquebille) 



Let justice be done, though the heavens fall. 

(Lord Mansfield: Rex vs. Wilkes 1768) 




b e: 



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Monday night at 8 o'clock, 
Centenary music major Leslie 
Downs gave his senior piano 
recital. 

Playing a selection that ranged 
from Baroque to Romantic, 
Downs gave his recital in partial 
fulfillment of the requirements 
for the Bachelor of Music in 
performance degree. 

"He plays very musically," 
said Dr. Glenn Williford, a 
member of the Hurley faculty. 
"He shapes his phrases well, 
pays attention to detail, and is 
also very expressive." 

Downs began with the Sonata 
in G major, by Scarlatti, then 
selections from Bach and 
Beethoven. Following an in- 
termission, he concluded with 
pieces by Ravel and Chopin. 

After graduating, Down's plans 
include further studies at 
graduate school. 



passed. If a student had never 
read his student handbook, he or 
she would assume that some 
wonderful person had proposed a 
new and redeeming separation of 
powers amendment to our 
constitution. It does just the 
opposite. It destroys and 
eradicates separation of powers. 
I appeal to each student, to 
consider carefully this proposal. 
Each person must weigh its 
"powerful" advantages* against 
its deteriorating results. 

Tom Ufert 
student 



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Traditions at Centenary 



As I look out from the 
greenhouse on the top of Mickle 
Hall, one of the first structures I 
see is Brown Chapel, the 
traditional site of convocations 
and official proclamations. 
According to another tradition, 
there is a tennis ball wedged 
somewhere near the top of the 
steeple. This object was 
presumably lodged there during 
the 1960s when a certain 
fraternity's cannon was fired 
during rush week. And this 
legend has become one of the 
better known yarns on campus 
and given another twenty years it 
may have become established 
dogma. Then I'll wager that the 
myth will have changed enough 
to claim that if the long- 
distintigrated tennis ball is ever 
removed, the entire steeple will 
fall. Still, I have yet to un- 
derstand why a tall tale can 
become a tradition, and a legend 
become established fact in such 
modern times. 

Tradition has it that the 
original cornerstone of the 
academic building in Jackson, 
La., was brought to Centenary's 
Shreveport campus a number of 



years ago and was a familiar 
fixture at college events. It 
subsequently vanished during a 
ballgame and has never been 
seen again. No one has yet solved 
this riddle. 

But no one is buried in the S.D. 
Morehead memorial behind 
Hamilton Hall, nor do the Rose 
Gardens hide the ruins of a long- 
vanished civilization. Neither are 
there ghosts in the attic of Mc- 
Gale Library, although one can 
often hear strange noises 
overhead on the second floor 
under the bell tower. Still, these 
stories persist and gain an im- 



mortality of their own. I know 
modern man should not believe in 
such superstition, but we really 
haven't changed since the 
medeval times when people were 
very tradition-conscious. But 
there is a thin line between 
tradition and superstition, and 
between fact and fantasy. And we 
need to realize this. Traditionally 
I will go to communion on Sunday 
wearing a coat and tie, although 
such clothes tend to be impratical 
for nearly everything else. And 
traditionally, the clergy will 
wear their stiff white collars and 
robes. But I like this tradition. 
However, some traditions have 



been altered to the point that they 
are meaningless vituals and 
hollow superstitions. 

In the meanwhile, I would like 
to stary my own tradition. Ac- 
cording to legend, all the old 



typewriters on campus go to the 
room next to the Conglomerate 
office to die in the fashion of the 
Elephants' graveyard. Our staff 
is open to suggestions on this one. 
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Congratulations Kathy & Don! 

To whom it may concern: Since 
when are cullottes considered 
formal? 

Do Zetas dance on tables? 

Who dances on tables? 

BCB — ILY - LAB 



Hey Dave - 
real splash! 



Your party was a 



H. — dry up! 



Jean, Jean, the swimming 
machine! 

When nature calls, Mr. H. falls! 

Gloria — who was that masked 
man I saw you with? 

Whose buying the next 2 cases of 
Coy? 

Billy Bob, we heart you! 

Nom de plummes unite! 



Vote for Bonzo, SGA Secretary 

To my fiance, are your white 
pants tight? 



Drew — where's 
sweatsuit? 



that blue 



Hayseed, do you really have the 
personality of a chipanzee in 
heat? 



Leonard's Jewelers 

4841 Line Ave. 
(in front of Pierremont Mall) 

Fraternity and Sorority 

Jewelry 

Artcarved Class Rings 

Fine Jewelry 

and 
Repair Service 



The Grapevine 



Congrats to the Sun Devils vic- 
tory over the Kappa Sigs. 

Scoopin' again! 

Stiggs, how many girl friends are 
going to be at Chi Formal? 

Party - till you puke 

Frank - Congrats on your 
initiation - your Big Brother 

Where's Honey? 

Drew's crew — keep up the good 
work and keep winning! Signed 
Drew 



Vic Everhart — Where's the 
beef? 

Val, my beauty, will you sail 
away into the vast unknowns with 
me? Your Secret Steve 

BCB — The date's set for April 2. 
Say you will! 

LAB — April Fools — BCB 

Hey Jean Jean — When are you 
taking your lfte saving exam? 

and Deb was dancing on the 
tables 



John — She's only 16! 



Jennifer — We'll get to S'port in 
double time now! 

CONGRATULATIONS. Baby 
Boo Boo and Ms. Activities 

Boo Boo - You, me and an electric 
toothbrush! What a team, we'll 
score a world's record for sure! 

That's sick 



Subscoop 

Happy Thursday everyone, and 
welcome to the exciting time of 
the year called Spring. Yes, that 
time of year a young mans fancy 
turns not only to thoughts of 
amour, but to the pursuit of 
happiness otherwise called 
PARTIES! The Zetas started off 
the tradition with their formal 
Saturday night. A big thanks to 
the Zetas for a great night. We 
are looking forward to carrying 
on the Spring tradition next 
weekend at Chi formal. 

A BIG DON'T FORGET TO 
SIGN UP ITEM ... we still need 
lots of volunteers for Health Fair. 
Be of service to the school and the 
community and sign up for their 
good health and your own. 

The end of the year is fastly 
approaching and that means it's 
time for the Seniors to pick up 
their caps and gowns. I will be 
Has the train come through your posting when and where to pick 
neighborhood yet, honey?!? them up, so keep an eye out for 



H2 are here today, gotten 
tomorrow * 

I hate the computer, anonymous 
stats student 



Good luck at NSU, Gents 



Is there life after formal? 



Congrats, Wallace 
accepted to S.F.A. 



posters. 

I hope the weather starts to 
warm up and everyone can begin 

work on that beautiful tan. Have 

for getting a great weekend! 

Until next week, 
Kathy 



Thank goodness Leroy's 
around - The Mice 



not 



Biff's a lousy driver — Preten- 
ders Gang 

Is that why my room mate got in 
at 3 in the morning? 

Tim — How's the tape? - Crissy 
Hynds 

Betsy — The alarm only rings 
once. Too bad * 

Karen — Emerson say's "What's 
up" 

H. — how deep is it? 

Mark, how's Helen? 

How about that mini-formal? 



ZlAround Town 



by Tina Hackett 
Larry Morse 

This week, we were fortunate 
enough to be accompanied by 
Linda Baker on our excursion to 
Abernathy's Restaurant and Bar. 
Abernathy's is located at 2127 
Greenwood Road. The restaurant 
is open from 10 a.m. until 10 p.m. 
Sunday through Thursday, and 
from 10 a.m. until 12 a.m. Friday 
and Saturday. 

Abernathy's has the unique 
atmosphere of rustic country 



mixed with contemporary art. 
With a background of mellow pop 
music, one may choose from 
several Mexican dishes, gourmet 
hamburgers, chicken, or steak. 
Also available here are delicious 
fried vegetables, cheese, and 
onion rings. A variety of sundaes 
and pies are offered for dessert. 
Prices for hamburgers begin at 
$3 and dinners start at $4. So, 
next time you feel the need for 
something special, go "AROUND 
TOWN" to Abernathy's. 



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AROUND 



CAMPUS 



Kaleidoscope '84 

Tennis lessons with Kay Mc- 
Daniel; aerobics with Susan 
Winkler; trips to Cancun, Bay St. 
Louis, and New Orleans; filet 
mignons, dinners for two, and 
parties for 50 will all be on the 
auction block when the Cen- 
tenary Gents Club hosts its an- 
nual auction to benefit athletics 
at Centenary College. 

Tickets are now on sale for the 
April 24 event at The Sheraton at 
Pierremont Plaza. The $15 ticket 
entitles its bearer to an elaborate 
buffet and a chance to bid on 
some great bargains. 

Mrs. Alan Reid and Mrs. 
William Parker are co-chairmen 
of the event, themed 
"Kaleidoscope '84." 



Some of the other items which 
will be up for bid in the silent and 
live auctions include a 30-minute 
session with basketball star 
Willie Jackson; a day with 
Shreveport Mayor John Jussey 
and the opportunity to present 
the keys to the city to a visiting 
dignitary, and a 14 K gold nugget. 
If you're the high bidder on the 
Queen for a Day package, you'll 
have an exercise session, hair 
cut, manicure, pedicure, facial, 
make-up session, and luncheon. 

Tickets for the event are 
available from^he Athletic Office 
at the Gold Dome or from Gents 
Club Board Members. For more 
information, contact Walt 
Stevens, athletic director, 869- 
5275. 




Dr. Royce Shaw, photo by 

Dr. Kovec Shan 

Dr. Royce Shaw, assistant 
professor of history and political 
science at Centenary College, 
will be attending the annual 
meeting of the Southwestern 
Political Science Association 
March 21-23 in Fort Worth where 
he will chair a panel entitled 
"Comparing Legislatures," and 



Bob Thomas. 

will deliver a paper on Latin 
American legislatures. 

On March 28-31 Dr. Shaw will 
attend the annual meeting of the 
International Studies Association 
in Atlanta, where he will deliver 
a paper entitled "The 
Nicaraguan Revolution in 
Theoretical Perspective." 



43REER IBIEAT: 



Recruiting Schedule 



Tan Kappa Epsilon 

Congratulations to our newest 
initiates: Frank Jackson, David 
Sewell, and Mike Terry! 

We would like to thank the 
Zetas for a wonderful formal. 
Sorry to hear about your house, 
girls. 

David S. had a wet and wild 
party out at the cabin after the 
formal. Jean-Jean, you're a 
great lifeguard, even if no* one 
listened. 

Mice Races are this Saturday 
so we want everyone to come out 
and enjoy themselves on the 
infield turf at the house. Special 
roof boxes are available. 

Good luck to Debbie Patterson 
in the SGA Secretary election. 

Until next week, go to class, 
study, and catch a buzz for a 
friend. 

(Jii Hiiiega 

Hola. Enough of the opening 
formalities. Let's hear it for the 
awesome Chi O basketball team. 
Are we good or what? Cynthia - 
we will surely inform you when 
intramural boxing season starts. 
Till then let's try to stick to 
basketball. We would like to 
thank the Zeta's for their formal 
last weekend. Chi Omega's are 
now announcing the much 
awaited Spring Workshop to be 
held on Saturday, March 24 at 10. 
Invitations must be presented at 
the door. Unfortunately valet 
parking will not be available. 
Lynn - Have a Chi Omega day. 
GWO keep up the good work. 
Holly - where have you been all 
week, and more importantly, 
with whom? Get those dates for 
Formal - it promises to be a "zsa 
zsa" kind of evening. And finally, 
Kathy W. - Please see Mickey or 
she will nail your knees to the 
floor. 

/eta Tan Alpha 

Did we have the best formal 
ever, or what? You bet we did! 



March 28 



March 30 



P&O Falco 
Richard Cain 



Business & 
Accounting 
1-4 p.m. 



La. Dept. of Civil Service All Majors 
Information Sessions-Rod 
Zimmerman 10 a.m., 
11 a.m., others as needed 



April 5 



1st National Bank 
Lillian Daniels 



Business & 
Accounting 
9 a.m. til 3 p.m. 



All interviews will be held in Room 212 of the Library. 
Please review the schedule and come by Room 127 
Hamilton Hall to make your appointments. You may call 
me at 869-51 17 if you have questions. 




We want to thank everyone who 
showed up (especially those in 
formal wear). 

Special congratulations go out 
to our 19 special new initiates: 
Nadra Assaf, Linda Baker, 
Melissa Barefield, Susan 
Beaubouef, Debbie Bohannon, 
Kris Brannon, Betsy Camp, 
Emily Canter, Amy Dickens, 
Tonia Garcia, Lisa Greenhaw, 
Cindy Greer, Laura Glaze, 
Christi Hughes, Stephanie Joyce, 
Jean McDowell, Renee Poole, 
Kathy Rogers, and Jennifer 
Royal. Our pledges are Noelle 
Nikpour, Jill Sorensen, and our 
brand new pledge, Lisa 
Darlington. You all are the link! 

We are also proud to announce 
our new officers. They are: 
President— Margaret Sheehee; 
Director of Pledge Program- 
ming—Patsy Fraser; 
Secretary— Cynthia Lowry; 
Treasurer— Paula Sterling; 
Historian— Lea Burelbach; 
Ritual— Laura Montgomery ; and 
Coordinator of Committees- 
Tina Binion. 

This weekend will be another 
milestone in Zeta history. 
Saturday is state-wide Zeta Day! 
The festivities will start off with a 
wine-and-cheese party on Friday 
night. Welcome to Shreveport, 
ZTA! 

We are also looking eagerly 
forward to the TKE Mice Races 
Saturday night. Chi Formal is 
the 31st, too. We can't wait. 

Well, spring is upon us, and 
guess what that means! Love! 
So, congratulations to Audriana 
Grisham for that rock on her 
finger and her engagement; to 
Betsy Camp for getting 
promised; to Kathy Heard and 
Don Barnes, who have set the 
date ; to Kelly Crawford and Ford 
Williams; to David Watkins and 
his intended; to Thurndotte 
Baughman; and to Margaret 
Maher and Paul McDowell. Did I 
get everyone? 

Happy birthday to Christi 
Hughes (March 19), Cynthia 



Martin (March 20), and Valerie 
Marsh (March 21)! 

Don't forget cleanup today 
(Thursday) from 2-5 p.m. Be 
there! 

The Zetas would lastly (but not 
leastly) like to thank Diane 
McCullom for feeding us and 
putting up with us so late after 
initiation. 

Kappa Alpha 

Well, for anybody who doesn't 
know by now there are twelve 
new initiates, better known as 
actives to the KA Chapter! 

These distinguished actives, 
were the best pledge class to 
come through this school in a 
long time. They list as follows: 
Craig Buettner, Joey Kray, Jeff 
Hilder, Jan Willie Vandenberg, 
Roy Prestwood, Paul Swindle, 
Richard Eglin, Nolan Gregory, 
Frank Carroll, John Lee, Chris 
Edwards, and Alan Barlow. Keep 
these names in mind, for they 
will be the dominant force in 
years to come. Now for the 
general bull that this column is 
famous for. Zeta formal was a 
blurr for most of us, but due to 
headaches and hangovers 
Sunday, we think we had a good 
time! NickNolfe, Jeff Robertson, 
Brian Dempsey and David 
Hodges are ZTA Big Brothers in 
case you didn't know. The KA's 
eagerly await Softball season due 
to our general lack of basketball 
skills! Hitting a ball with a piece 
of wood is far more interesting 
than throwing a ball through a 
basket! The KA's are protesting 
the open container law by seeing 
just how many containers they 
can open and still walk a crooked 
line. The police don't realize that 
we like to have a cold brew in 
each hand while watching our 
fellow brother try to battle the 
world's worst drivers here in 
Shreveport! They never believe 
our story so we simply spout off 
the flathead creed and confuse 
them with our drunken logic. 




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March 22, 1984-THE CONGLOMERATE-Page 7 



Centenary Baseball Is Red Hot 



SHREVEPORT, LA. — Cen- 
tenary College's baseball team is 
redhot. The Gents, winners of 
their last six and last eleven of 
twelve games, meet Grambling 
State University in two seven 
inning contests at 1 p.m., 
Tuesday, March 20 at Gram- 
bling. 

The Gents are coming off a 
three game sweep over the 
University of Arkansas-Little 
Rock at Centenary Park, raising 
their record to 13-4 overall and 4-2 
in the western division of the 
Trans America Athletic Con- 
ference (TAAC). 

Starting with Grambling, the 
Gents will play nine games in two 
weeks on the road. Following two 
games with Grambling, the 
Gents will meet Northwestern 
State University for a three game 
set, one on Friday and two on 
Saturday, then they meet Nor- 
theast Louisiana in a single game 
on March 28, and end it with a 
three game series with UALR on 
March 30 and 31. 

The Gents will start John 
Mohon in game one and Tracy 
Butler in game two against the 



Grambling Tigers. Mohon is 2-0 
on the year with a 2.00 earned run 
average. Mohon has onlypitched 
in nine innings after coming back 
from a dislocated knee cap he 
suffered two days before the start 
of the 1984 season, but has struck 
out 10. 

Butler has also seen limited 
mound duty because of a sore 
right shoulder he suffered last 
September. Butler has pitched in 
only three innings, giving up one 
run and striking out two. Ac- 
cording to head coach Dr. James 
C. Farrar, he will only pitch 80 
pitches and will come out, no 
matter what inning he's in or the 
score. 

As a team, the Gents are hit- 
ting at a .351 clip. Four Gents are 
hitting over .400 and three are 
hitting over the .300 mark. Jim 
Kubik, an all-TAAC second 
baseman last year, leads the 
team with a .492 average, 
followed by Jim Goldman at 
shortstop with a .431 average. 
Rightfielder Billy Harwell is 
hitting .420 and designated hitter 
Andy Olson is hitting at a smooth 
.400. 



Centerfielder Randy Williams 
is at .377, backup catcher Louis 
Parker at .333, and leftfielder 
Troy Washko at .339. The Gents 
have also hit 22 home runs in only 
17 games and are off to their best 
start ever under fifth year head 
coach Farrar. 



Grambling is 9-4 on the year 
and 0-2 in the western division of 
the SWAC. The Tigers will 
counter with Hollis Brent and 
Robert Williams on the hill. Both 
Brent and Williams are making 
their first starts of the 1984 
season. 



The Gents will meet Nor- 
thwestern State University at 2 
p.m., in a signle game Friday 
afternoon in Natchitoches, La., in 
a TAAC game. Both teams will 
play a double header on Saturday 
beginning at 1 p.m. 





Another hit for Centenary. Photo by Jeff Blakeman. 





Joe waits for a serve. Photo by Bob Thomas 



Shawn prepares to serve an ace. Photo by Bob Thomas. 



Page 8— THE CONGLOMERATE— March 22, 1984 



SIP'OCTS 



Tennis Teams Swing Into Action 



This week holds a full slate of 
matches for the Centenary 
College men's and women's 
tennis teams. The men will play 
on Tuesday at 1:30 against the 
Indians of Northeast Louisiana 
University, Thursday at 2:00 
versus the Tigers of Louisiana 
State University, Friday at 2:00 
against Paris Junior College and 
finish the week versus the 
University of Illinois at 10:00. 
The LSU and Parish Junior 
College matches are away, while 
the Northeast and Illinois mat- 



ches will be played at the Cen- 
tenary Tennis Complex. 

So far this year the Gents have 
played inconsistently. They won 

the first two matches before 
losing the last four. Things will 
not get any easier this week. The 
Gents are lead by number 1 
player Joe Prather with a 4-3 
record, followed by numbers 2, 3, 
4 players respectively, Pat 
Downs, Terry Dalzell, and Shawn 
Livesay, all with 3-4 records. 
Rounding out the squad are 
David Cockrill 1-6, Tommy 



Morse 1-2, and Phillip Sanov at 0- 
4. 

The pairings for doubles show 
the team of Dalzell and Downs 
leading with a 3-4 record. Prather 
and Livesay are in second with 
their 2-3 record. Also, in doubles 
are Prather and Sanov 0-1, 
Cockrill and Morse 0-4, and 
Cockrill and Sanov 0-2. 

The Ladies only have two 
matches this week with their first 
on Wednesday at Centenary 
Tennis Complex taking on the 
Northwestern Louisiana 



University squad at 2:00. Then 
the Ladies travel to Paris Junior 

College for a match to begin at 
2:00. 

The Ladies are at the present 1- 
3, but the losses have been close. 
Leading the Ladies is number 4 
player Liz Montgomery with her 

3-1 record followed by Macy 
Evert 2-1 playing in the number 2 
slot. In addition are Lynn Hanson 
at 2-2, Sandy MacMillian 1-3, 
Edie Carell 0-4, Lynn Hanson 2-2, 



and Tammie Kelley 0-4. 

Doubles teams have struggled 
thus far this season. The team of 
Evert and MacMillian lead with 
their 2-0 record closely followed 
by Hanson and Montgomery at 2- 

1. Kelley and Evert have 1-0 
record to their credit. Rounding 
out the rest of the double pairings 
are Carell and Kelley 0-3, Carell 
and MacMillian 0-1, MacMillian 
and Montgomery 0-1, and Hanson 
and Rice 0-1. 





The Centenary ladies' tennis team includes: standing from left to 
right: Liz Montgomery, Sandy MacMillian, Mary Evert, Cynthia 
Vanderslice, kneeling from left to right: Tammy Kelly, Lynn Hansen, 
Edie Carell. 



The Centenary men's tennis team includes: standing from left to 
right: Pat Downs, Tommy Morse, Joe Prather, Phillip Sanov, 
kneeling from left to right: David Cockrill, Shawn Livesay, Terry 
Dalzell. 



Go Gents Go! 



Rifle Team Takes Third in TAAC 




The Centenary Gents Rifle 
Team took third place in the 
Trans America Athletic Con- 
ference Rifle Tournament hosted 
by Nicholls State University 
March 1-3 in Thibodaux, 
Louisiana. 

Northwestern State University 
won the T.A.A.C. Tournament 
with 2139 points. Second place 
went to Nicholls State University 



scoring 2085. Finishing third, 
Centenary College was led to its 
four member team total of 1965 
points, by junior Adam Harbuck, 
and freshman Chris Edwards. 

Adam Harbuck with 505 points 
and Chris Edwards scoring 501; 
both were named to the 
T.A.A.C. 's All-Conference Team. 
Completing Centenary's score of 





1965 were Dave Shoffner firing 
484 and Rick Kaiser with 475. 

Simultaneously, Centenary 
took fourth place in a twenty 
team Division Competition at 
NSU's "Mardi Gras" Tour- 
nament. The Cidadel won the 
tournament. Competing as 
Centenary's second team were: 
Tina Binion, Connie Thode, Cindy 
Greer and Ed Hand. 



The Centenary's Rifle team 
members are as follows: 
Top row, from left to right: 
Chris Edwars, Adam 
Harbuck, Steve Watson, 
Rick Kaiser and Scott 
Yubin. Bottom row from left 
to right: Rachel Fugatt, 
Cindy Greer, Tina Binion, 
Melonie Raichel and 
Connie Thode. 



Inside: 



Absolutely Nothing 



The Coagulate 



Vol.78, No. 22 



March 29, 1984 



Webbing Resigns 



Dr. Daffyd Webbing, president 
of Sedentary, has resigned from 
his post after seemingly endless 
years of service. 

Webbing conducted a press 
conference this morning in his 
lavish office which includes a 
Jacuzzi, well-stocked bar, and 
state-of-the-art home entertain- 
ment center. 

Webbing was leaning back in 
his custom-made leather chair 
and puffing on a bootleg Cuban 
cigar as he made his announce- 
ment. 

"I'm going back to Wales to 
cleanse my spirit," he said. 
His wife, Runny, dressed ex- 



quisitely in a Dior original, held 
her husband's hand as he con- 
tinued his speech. 

"I'm going to live in an 
abandoned coal mine, read Dylan 
Thomas, and carve religious 
objects out of odd bits of coal. 

"I do not plan on being a 
hermit, though. I will go into town 
a couple of nights a week and tell 
glowing tales of America for a 
pint or two of the local ale. 

"My wife will take in washing 
to make what money we need for 
food and such." 

All in the crowd who gathered 
were shocked by the announce- 
ment. 



The Earl of Labor expressed 
great distress and displeasure, 
saying that he would have ex- 
pected Webbing to make such a 
radical change. 

"I mean, like, this is totally 
bizarre," the Earl said. "For 
sure, it's cool, but man, I'm like, 
blown away." 

The dimunitive biology profes- 
sor, Dr. McPheremone, wiped 
away tears from his eyes as he 
lamented the fact that Webbing 
had not chosen to retire in Costa 
Rica. 

Philosophy professor, Coxs- 
wain Hughes, was equally dis- 
mayed. 



"They're aren't any good 
Welsh philosophers," he said. 

Handy Teehee, admissions 
dude, said he thought enrollment 
would drop as a result of Web- 
bing's retirement. 

"He was a great draw. Most of 
our prospective students have 
never seen a Welsh person be- 
fore. What are they going to say 
when they find out that our 
authentic Welsh person is living 
in an abandoned coal mine?" 

Webbings children will stay in 
Shrevemortuary as they are al- 
lergic to coal dust and cheap ale. 

When asked where he will live, 
Webbing said: "I don't know 
exactly, but the name of the town 



will have alot of l's, w's, and y's 
in it." 

A farewell ceremony will be 
held just prior to the Webbing's 
departure. Melted cheese on 
toast will be served and the 
Sedentary Collage Chore will sing 
songs appropriate to the occa- 
sion. 

Choremaster Bill Duress said 
that he has few songs in mind at 
the moment. 

"The only ones I can think of 
are that goodbye song from The 
Sound of Music, and "Coal 
Miner's Daughter." 

Webbing will be leaving as soon 
as beer is sold on campus. 



President of Vice Gunned Down By Campus Security 



Jarrel Flawless, President of 
Vice for the college was shot and 
killed in front of the Caf as he 
attempted to walk to his office 
with the contents of a partially 
chewed chocolate chip cookie in 
his mouth. For this heretofore 
unprecedented mockery of cafe- 
teria rules which state that no 
food or drink may be carried out 
by any person who eats in the 
cafeteria, Flawless was awarded 
six .357 Magnum slugs in the 



back. As he lay there in a pool of 
blood he was heard to quote "if I 
cut, do I not bleed..." as cafeteria 
workers carried him back to the 
sausage grinder. 

Flawless' untimely death 
leaves a very real vacuum in 
Centenary administration be- 
cause Flawless was known to be 
interested in the now-vacated 
position of President. Sic Transit 
Gloria! May he abide in the red 
beans and rice forever! 



Enjoy This Issue 

it only 

comes out 

once a year! 




All that is left of poor Dr. Flawless. Photo by Geri Atric. 

And the winner is.,* 



Mary Jo Monzingo for SGA 
Secretary! Congrats goes out to 
Mary Jo and to the other candi- 
dates for their hard campaign- 
ing. Also, in the controversial 
race for the proposals of the SGA 



constitution, the students voted to 
pass each proposal. Likewise, 
each proposal of the Honor Court 
constitution passed. Voter turn- 
out on the March 22nd election 
day was a 37 percent, one of the 



best turnouts in a long time. 
Thank you for exercising your 
right to vote and for caring. 

DawnSikes 
SGA Elections Chairperson 



Page 2— THE COAGULATE— March 29, 1984 



Politburo Minutes 



by Flash M. Raker 

(This summarizes the unof- 
ficial, censored minutes of the 
Tuesday March 27 meeting of the 
Student Politburo and in no way 
represents the official minutes. 
The titles have been changed to 
protect the guilty). 

The meeting was called to 
order by President Baubman, 
who then took her place as the 
Politburo's figurehead. Since all 
official information is con- 
fidential, officer reports were not 
given. There are no unbiased 
committees so such reports are 
also omitted. 

Under old business, Defense 
Minister Tomassov again 
questioned the operations of KGB 
Director Anderpov, stating, 
"he's too powerful ... we should 
control all search and seizure so 
as to facilitate our further growth 
and gain, for our people of 
course." After much discussion 
and deliberation, it was deter- 
mined that the KGB would from 
hence forth fall under the direct 
authority of the Defense 
Minister. Anderpov's continued 
existence will be dicussed on a 
later date, if he makes it. On 
other business, General- 
Secretary Fowla proposed 
another raise increase so that the 



officials could sponsor their 
upcoming tour of the Democratic 
United States as part of their new 
income program "Soviet's 
Singing Ambassabors." Although 
this is stated as the primary 
reason, there was some question 
as to whether or not the General- 
Secretary's new condo in Keiv 
had some influence on her 
proposal. After little 

deliberation, it was decided that 
all salaries would increase 200 
percent making the new salaries: 
Premier-Chairman of the 
Presidium $30,000,000, General- 
Secretary of the Party 
$27,000,000, Defense Minister 
$24,000,000, President $21,000,000, 
and Comrades $15,000,000. (All of 
the above figures are given in 
there U.S. dollar equivalent). 

Under new business, Comrade 
Echolli proposed a Rose Garden 
for Siberia in memory of 
departing President Webbing 
(see related story) who has 
served the party well. The motion 
was seconded by Comrade Liens, 
then opened for discussion, in 
Russian of course. Once the 
gibbering had ended, it was made 
known that funds derived from 
the now nonexisting KGB 
Directors office would be fed into 
the winter wonderland. Lastly, 
Defense Minister Tomassov 



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Check Mangier Pooky Potter 

Seam Idiot Scoop Yogurt 

Creatues Idiot Cavort \. llowll 

A Keel Idiot Quenby Smith 

Shorts Idiot Maula Muff 

Erasing Idiot Snoo/in LuGoon 

Ads Mangier English Trotter 

Chief Pornographer Boob Thomas 

Pornographers Flash Muc Raker, Gerai Attic 

Columnists Imma Hogg. Hc/a Pigg. 

KatsyCant 

Meddlers lanie Killjoy. Dr. Mickey Hates 

Everything Hall. Gary Jest 

Printer The Boozer Tribe 

Publishing Co. 



The Sedentary Coagulate is written and edited by us. And if you think we're 
going to tell you where we hide out you're nuts. No way . The views presented are 
ours. Of course they're ours. You don't think we'd print anyone else's drive, do 
you? Why do you think we got into this newspaper gig in the first place? 

The Sedentary Coagulate is published whenever we damn well feel like it. And 
sometimes not even then. And if you want a subscription to it — tough luck. We're 
not going to give you one. So there! 

Furthermore, if you've got a letter, or something you want TO SAY — Tough: 
We don't care. This is our paper, and we're going to print whatever we damn well 
please. And if you don't like it. go start your own paper. Just don't do it at 
Sedentary. If you do, we'll break a you face, riot it? tiood. 



proposed that members of the 
Politburo have the right to serve 
on other governing bodies, or 
bodies involved in the Judicial 
Process. This proposal is 
suspected to have been entered 
as a result of the five Comrades 



who were slain as a result of 
serving on more than body. 
Premier Boudrosky suggested 
that this would cause an im- 
balance of power, but the more 
"we" control, the less can go 
wrong. 



All proposals presented were 
passed by a unanimous vote, and 
President Baubman was allowed 
her second command, "meeting 
adjourned." 

Defense Minister Tomassov 
smiled as he left humming "99 
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SGA Elections 



The Student Government As- 
sociation and the Judicial Board 
will be holding Spring elections 
April 30 and May 1. If you want to 
get involved, SGA has a position 
available for you. President, 
Vice-President, Secretary, 



Treasurer and three Senate seats 
for Seniors, three for Juniors, and 
three for Sophomores. The Judi- 
cial Board has positions open for 
one male and female Junior, one 
male and female Sophomore, and 
one member-at-large. Rules and 



petitions are available, and the 
deadline for turning in petitions is 
Thursday, April 19, noon. If you 
are interested in obtaining a 
petition or have any questions 
contact SGA Elections Chair- 
person, Dawn Sikes No. 5454. 



Notes from Nothingland 



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March 29, 1984— THE COAGULATE— Page 3 



Maharajah Fubar to buy College 



His Supreme Holiness, the 
all-powerful and all-knowing 
master of the universe and 
strange visitor from another 
country, the Maharajah Fubar is 
attempting to buy the college 
from the Methodist Church such 
that his league of cosmic con- 
ciousness may have its head- 
quarters deep in the Bible Belt. 
His corporation, chartered in the 
state of New Jersey, has offered 
the sum of $113 billion dollars to 
the trustees, who will use the 
money for the construction of a 



landfill near the new Cross Lake 
Bridge. The Maharajah plans to 
rename the college the Maharah- 
jah Fubar Advanced Training 
Camp and Tourist Stop for the 
Liberation of the Free Sprit that 
Abides in the Minds of Manicured 
Lawns. The Fubarians, as his 
disciples are called, live off of a 
strict diet of overcooked vege- 
tables, undercooked rice, and a 
concoction known to outsiders as 
"the mystery meat." Men and 
women are not allowed to look 
upon one another unless the 



summer equinox is at hand. His 
group devoutly worships plants 
and considers them a diety, with 
the Rose the holy of holies behind 
His Supreme Holiness and Chief 
Executive Officer the Maharajah 
Fubar. It is no small wonder that 
the college met nearly every 
requirement for the group. 

The Maharajah plans to rebuilt 
the gold dome with 14 karat gold 
plate to facilitate its use for the 
singular worship of rose bushes. 
The Smith Building and adjacent 
Brown Chapel will be converted 



into a mill for the preparation of 
rose hips for religious ceremon- 
ies Mickle Hall will be used for 
the production of fertilizer, and 
Magale Library and the Hurley 
School of Music will be razed to 
pave the way for more garden 
space. Hamilton Hall will remain 
as the administration building, 
where His Holy of Holies, the 
Chief Executive Officer will 
manage the affairs of his group, 
which solicits donations at every 



major airport in the United 
States. The SUB will be convert- 
ed to the Media Center, and the 
Radio Station will be used to 
broadcast the Maharajah Fubar 
Show to the Spritually Starved 
Decadent Masses of the Bible 
Belt so that They Might Become 
Contributors to the Corporation. 
The Marjorie Lyons Playhouse 
will be used to train "solicitors" 
for airport terminals and shop- 
ping malls. 




The Maharajah's food quality Inspectors are currently analyzing Sedentary's Cat 
food. So far, the results are to his liking. Photos by Boob Thomas. 




Jesus Saves 
iYloses Invests 



Leonard's Jewelers 

4841 Line Ave. 
(in front of Pierremont Mall) 

Fraternity and Sorority 

Jewelry 

Artcarved Class Rings 

Fine Jewelry 

and 
Repair Service 



NEED HELP WITH 
YOUR STUDENT 



If you've attended college on a Guaranteed Student Loan 
or a National Direct Student Loan made after October 1, 
1975, consider spending a couple of years in the Army. 

If you train for certain specialties, the government will release 
you from 1/3 of your indebtedness (or $1,500, whichever is 
greater) for each year of active duty. 

Obviously, a three-year enlistment cancels 100% of your 
debt. But if you sign up for the Army's exclusive two-year 
enlistment option, well still cancel 2/3 of your debt. 

Plus, you may be eligible for generous educational incen- 
tives. 

To find out how to serve your country and get out of debt, 
call the number below. 

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U.S. Army Recruiting Station 

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226*5323 

ARMY. BE ALL YOU CAN BE. 



Caf Menu for 3/29-4/4 




Thursday 

Lunch — peanut butter/Dinner — peanut butter and gravy 

Friday 

Lunch — peanut butter burgers/Dinner — Renaissance 
peanut butter 

Saturday 

Lunch — peanut butter and tomatoes/Dinner — Peanut 
butter Creole over rice, Roasted peanuts 
Sunday 

Lunch — peanut butter dumplings 

Monday 

Lunch — peanut butter over rice/Dinner — Sweet and Sour 
Peanut butter over rice 

Tuesday 

Lunch — Peanut butter and okra/Dinner — Cream of Peanut 
butter 

Wednesday 

Lunch — peanut butter Po-boys/Dinner — Peanut breasts 
and hot rolls, shaved peanuts, sliced butter, Peanut and butter 
soup 




Broodmoor United 
Methodist Church 

3715 You ree Dr. 
Invites you to join us 
for Lenten Worship... 



A GREAT WAY TO PREPARE FOR 

EASTER 

8:30 and 10:55 a.m. 

April 1— "What Time Is It?" 
April 8— "Mite or Might" 
April 15— Palm Sunday 

Rev. Warren Blakeman, Minister 
Chapel Service at 7:00 P.M. 



Page 4— THE COAGULATE— March 29, 19S4 



A View of Life A 




CSCC members, better known as the "God Squad," congregate outside their 
commune headquarters. Photo by Boob Thomas. 





Congratulations to Business Department Alums for 
reaching such heights in the business community. 
Photo by Boob Thomas. 



English Department enjoys Mardi Gras! 



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Ralph W EarPs Greasy Spoon 




Saturday, March 31 Hamel's Park 
featuring the Psycho-Billys 
FREE RIDES 1:00-10:00 P.M. 
FREE BEER 9:00 P.M.-MIDNITE 
FREE ROCK & ROLL 9:00-MIDNITE 



MUST SHOW CENTENARY I.D. 

AT MAIN TICKET OFFICE TO 

RECEIVE HANDSTAMP FOR FREEBIES 




I got hungry the other day. So, 
since I had just passed Ralph 'N' 
Earl's quaint little joint, I decid- 
ed to go back two steps, do not 
pass go, and try it out. They have 
really neat decorations. Lots of 
naked lightbulbs, naked tables, 
and naked waitresses. And the 
food's really great, too. Ralph 
and Earl use their favorite home 
recipes. Their favorite is the 



peanut butter and tuna. I like the 
open face tuna, well-spread, on 
rye, myself. Ralph makes up all 
the recipes and Earl cooks them. 
Then the waitresses serve them. 
Ralph is really good at making up 
food. And Earl is really good at 
cooking it. And the waitresses are 
really good, too. The best thing 
about Ralph 'N' Earl's is the 
pretty pictures of food all over 



the walls. There are more life- 
like pictures of food on the floor, 
though. It really adds to the 
atmosphere, y'know? The prices 
are kinda high, but after you eat 
dessert, you don't mind. Ralph 
and Earl accept all credit cards... 
( and so do the waitresses ) . Eat it 
out next time (take outs are 
available). 



Soviet us Bacciilum 



The prestigious Societus Bac- 
culum recently initiated several 
new pledges into its fray. Presi- 
dent Squirelly Squechum was 
interviewed and said, "I'm really 
glad that so many people came 
last Friday night. It was a great 
feeling for us all and it gives me 
goose bumps to think about it 



again. People really don't have 
the right idea about us and it's 
really not fair. Three of us went 
around campus and put up signs 
to invite everybody to our party 
last weekend. It doesn't have to 
be that hard to get in! We do 
make our pledges stay up all 
night but then most groups of 



campus do that occasionally. It 
gives us a warm feeling all over 
to have so many interested 
people." 

For the next month, the group 
plans to tour P'n'S Hospital as 
part of a public service project. 
And the actives say, "Y'all 
come! We'd really like to have 
you!" 



edentary College 



March 29, 1984— THE COAGULATE— Page 5 




President Webbing has served Sedentary College 
very well these past years. He is shown here saying 
goodbye to some of his college acquaintances. 




This is Dean Anders' favorite car; in fact he traded in his old Cadillac for this awesome 
Mercury. Photo by Classic Car Club of America. 






Stacy studying? This really is a joke! Photo by Boob 
Thomas. 



Malcolm explains to Wynne why it's O.K. to eat the caf food. For some reason Wynne 
doesn't believe him. Photo by Boob Thomas. 



When you drink 

you get drunk 

when you get drunk 

you go to sleep! 

When you go to sleep, 

you do not sin! 

If you do not sin 

you go to heaven! 

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Movie Reviews 



WILD STRAWBERRIES 

Sweden, 1957. Direction and 
Screenplay Ingmar Bergamn. 
Photography: Gunnar Fischer. 
Cast: Victor Sjostrom, Bibi 
Andersson, Ingrid Tbulin, Gun- 
nar Bjornstrand. 90 minutes, in 
Swedish with subtitles. C. P. 
credit is available. 

On Thursday at 7 : 30 p.m. in 114 
Mickle Hall the Centenary Film 
Society will show Ingmar Berg- 
man's acclaimed masterpiece 
Wild Strawberries. Admission is 
$2.00; $1. ; for senior citizens and 
students. 



Wild Strawberries is the story 
of an old professor who journeys 
to receive an honorary degree at 
the end of his life. He is forced to 
take stock of his life and its 
failings and is confronted by 
those who loved him, admired 
him for his contributions to 
science, and those who detested 
him as an inhuman, self-centered 
idiot. 

Considered by most critics as 
the best Bergman film of the 
Fifties, it won the Grand Prize at 
the Berlin International Film 
Festival and the Critics Prize at 
the Venice Film Festival. 



ORPHEUS 

France, 1949. Direction and 
screenplay: Jean Cocteau. 
Photography: Nicholas Hayer. 
Music: Georges Auric. Art direc- 
tion: Jean d'Eaubonne. in French 
with subtitles. 86 minutes. 

Cast: Jean Marais, Maria 
Casares, Francois Perier, Juliet- 
te Greco. 



On Tuesday, April 3 at 3:30 
and 7:30 in 114 Mickle Hall, the 
Centenary Film Society will pre- 
sent Jean Cocteau's surrealist 



by Quenby Smith 

Ever since spring arrived, I've 
been hearing people repeatedly 
saying, "Let's do something 
Fun." "Boy, we're going to have 
Fun." "Oh, that's not Fun, I want 
to have Fun!" What I want to 
know is What is Fun? And is it 
possible to have Fun at Sedentary 
or in the surrounding area? 

I looked it up in the dictionary. 
Fun; 1) Sport; merriment; play- 
ful action or speech. 2) Usually 
implies the eliciting of laughter 
but may imply merely a lack of 
serious purpose. 

I made a list of some of the 
types of Fun that I know: Fun in 
the Sun; Fun and Games or, Fun 
Fun Fun till your Daddy takes 
your T-Bird away, or Dr. Webb 
takes your charter away, or both. 

Here are some suggestions that 



What is fun 

are sure to provide more hours of 
enjoyment than an economics 
class, or even being brought 
before the Judicial Board. 




— Helping the security guard 
supplement his income by assist- 
ing him in his search for the coins 
under the couches in the SUB. 

— Going to the Coffeehouse for 
a morning dose of Rise and Shine 
hangover relief medicine. 



— Going to a 9 hour music 
recital at Hurley Music Hall. 

— Eating in the Cafeteria. 

— Watching Dr. Cox eat his 
sack lunch. 

— Stepping on pinecones. 

— Stepping on squirrels. 

— Going over to Dr. Webb's 
office every day at noon and 
singing a rousing rendition of the 
Welsh National Anthem to him. 

— Mistaking the Dean of 
Students for a fishmonger. 

— Listening to the gossip in the 
Administration Building. 

— Watching the security 
guards write enormous amounts 
of parking violations, then the 
next day, watching the security 
guards pick up parking violation 
tickets off the ground. 

— Reading article like this. 

— Not reading articles like this. 
Isn't this Fun? 



KJAC off on a tangent (again) 



KJAC are the new call letters of 
Sedentary's radical station. 

The call letters are not the only 
thing which has changed at the 
campus record spinning center. 
A new station manager, program 
director, and format have also 
been installed. 

The letters, KJAC, represent a 
totally new idea in programming 
— pure Michael Jackson. Only 
that music which has been writ- 
ten, produced or is sung by 
Michael Jackson will be played. 

New manager Michelle Jaxon 
is overwhelmed by the response 
the change has garnered. 

"I've got this feeling some- 



body's watching (over) me," 
Jaxon said. "It's just a thriller. 
Those other radio stations can 
just beat it." 

Program director Billy Gene 
says that he's "just got to be 
startin' somethin'." 

He has already proved his point 
by initiating the first in a series of 
contests to promote the station. 

"Our first contest will have a 
grand prize of $10,000 worth of 
plastic surgery. Next, we'll have 
a drawing for a year's supply of 
female hormones for some lucky 
guy." 

But ugly rumors have already 
begun to circulate and the new 
staff is the target for this gossip. 



A mysterious fire broke out and 
burned Jaxon's scalp and hair. 
No cause for the fire has been 
discovered as yet. 

The second rumour deals with 
the manner in which Gene was 
appointed to his post. 

F. Cheerio, former program 
director, has charged that Gene 
was given the job because of a 
romantic affiliation with station 
manager, Jaxon. 

In answer to this charge, Jaxon 
said: "Billy Gene is not my lover. 
He's just a guy who says that I 
am the one." 

Say, say, say. It seems that 
Billy Gene is just a PYT who 
needs some TLC. 



Kuhla Khan 

but 

Immanuel Kant 



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Write for free 

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important! 

Beings important is 

unimportant. 



classic Orpheus. Admission is 
$2.00; $1.00 for students and 
senior citizens. C. P. credit is 
available. 

Orpheus is a modern version of 
the legend of Orpheus and Eury- 
dice and their involvement with 
Death and the angel Heurtebise. 
In the film, Orpheus is a success- 
ful poet envied by others. Mar- 
ried to Eurydice, Orpheus finds 
himself plunged into a surreal, 
fantastic world when he encoun- 
ters a mysterious woman 
(Death) who travels in a chauf- 
fered Rolls-Royce, accompanied 
by two mysterious, leather- jac- 



keted motorcyclists. 



Cocteau said about the film: 
"Orpheus is a film that could 
exist only on the screen. I tried to 
use the camera not like a pen but 
like ink. I interwove many myths. 
It is a drama of the visible and 
the invisible. In Orpheus, Death 
is a spy who falls in love with the 
man on whom she is spying. She 
condemns herself in order to help 
the man she is duty bound to 
destroy. The man is saved but 
Death dies; it is the myth of 
immortality." 



Eating the town 



by 
Imma Hogg 

and 
Heza Pigg 

On April 1, the Centenary Rose 
Garden will be the site for the 
annual "Porkers Against Fit- 
ness" eat-a-thon. This years 
Grand Porker, Dick Anders, will 
be master of ceremonies. Our 
sources tell us that this years 
eat-a-thon will provide registered 
porkers with an opportunity to 
become "Bigger and Better" 
than ever. 

At 2 00 p.m. all participating 
porkers will mount themselves at 
the traugh of their choice and 
eagerly await this "Binge of the 
Year." 

In the center of the garden one 
will see a "wide" assortment of 



hamburgers, hot dogs, nachos, 
tacos, pizza, ding dongs, twink- 
ies, ice cream, candy, cookies 
and even dill pickles. 

The winner of this years eat-a- 
thon will win a lifetime supply of 
Krispy Kreme donuts, a 5,000 
dollar wardrobe furnished by 
Shreveport Tent and Awning, and 
will be named national spokes- 
person for Hershey, Inc. 

Anyone interested in partici- 
pating in this years eat-a-thon 
must be at least 25 percent 
overweight. Those who qualify 
may register in the Dean of 
Students office or at any candy 
counter in the Arklatex. This 
years eat-a-thon promises to be 
an "overwhelming" good time. 
So, "Porkers Against Fitness," 
unite!! 



Superstar Michael Jackson 
To Appear at Sedentery 



Pop star Michael Jackson will 
give a concert April 30 in Seden- 
tary College's famed Hargrove 
Memorial Ampitheatre and Sun- 
bathing Pavilion. Tickets for the 
event, which is sponsored by the 
Sedentary chapter of the 
SAOHPM (Southern Association 
of High Pitched Musicians), will 
cost $15 for general admission or 
$5 with a valid Sedentary I.D. 
Jackson, known for his MTV 
videos of "Jimmie Dean," 



"Cheat It," and "Killer" will also 
be filming his next video while 
here at Sedentary in Sedentary's 
famed Cathouse. This video will 
be based on his lastest hit, "Billie 
Ray Is Not My Boyfriend." 

Sedentary students participat- 
ing in the video will receive a 
copy of Jackson's autobiography, 
I Was A Torched Superstar, an 
authenic Michael Jackson wig, 
and one white glove. 



Marjorie Lyons to 
present "Oh Calcutta!" 



The second spring play for 1984 
is the famed "Oh Calcutta ! " C. P. 
credit is available for freshmen 
only if they are over 18 years of 
age and show proof of age at 
door. C. P. students under the age 



of 18 must have a permission slip 
signed by their parents or legal 
guardian to attend the perfor- 
mance. No matinees will be 
presented. 



Geek Beat 



March 29, 1984— THE COAGULATE— Page 7 



CRY ORTEGA 

As the anticipation of Cry 
Ortega formal builds, we are 
forced to contain ourselves long 
enough to put pen to paper to 
create this greek beat. The 
infamous Plate-O-Fly Ortega 
softball team lost by a slim 
margin to ROTC but never fear, 
we will ultimately prevail. Speak- 
ing of the Plate-O-Fly 's, we would 
like to thank them for donating a 
geK of reeB for our post-party. 
Congratulations to the new Zeta 
officers and new initiates. Were 
the Eek mice races fun or what? 
Rumor has it that many good 
prizes were won by all. Congrat- 
ulations to our carnation of the 
month, Wynne Burton. Wynne 
and Kathy have been doing an 
awesome job on formal weekend 
this year. Scheduled events in- 
clude pre-party at Cadillac Grill, 
FORMAL at Shreveport C.C., 
and crawfish boil-swim-post- 
party Sat. with Hamel's on Sat. 
night. Everyone planning to at- 
tend formal, remember- invita- 
tions must be presented at the 
door. 

A good time will be had by all. 

We are eagerly looking forward 
to our formal. It should be at least 
as exciting as the final thoes of a 
dying water buffalo in heat. It 
will be hard to top last year, but 
we're trying. 

Congratulations to the gym- 
nasts. By the way, who are they? 

Don't forget to meet every day 
this week for Jane Fonda exer- 
cises. And remember to work out 



on the weights upstairs in the 
house weight room. We need to be 
in shape for spring intramurals 
so we can smash everyone else. 

EEK 

The infamous Rat Races be- 
came a vicious circle, as always. 
Leroy's cousin, Elroy the Cat, 
showed up at just the right time 
and gave those rats some incen- 
tive for winning. Some of the 
more retarded rats still couldn't 
tell their head from their tail, so 
ran back to the start, where the 
official starter helped out. Any- 
way, Elroy's not going to be 
hungry in a long time, and we all 
really enjoyed the bite-sized bar- 
beque the next day. We'd like to 
thank all who O.D.'d for their 
help. And Valerie. 

Our second top story tonight 

Brush Fire in the Backyard of the 
Eek house Sunday. Human Homo 
threw a fire ball all over the yard, 
narrowly missing innocent by- 
standers and the Almighty beer 
keg. 

We are all looking forward to 
all the roof parties that we all 
know are all coming up with all 
the warm weather. Yes. 

We are also looking forward all 
to our May Lake party all and 
RCB, both of which are all in 
May, dun. Until next week, say 
good night all, take it all, and 
have it all. 

ZT&A 

Yes, we're still pretty P.O.'d 
about all those creeps who show- 
ed up at our Quite Violent Formal 



in informal clothes, but don't 
worry, we might get over it in a 
few years. 

Z, T& A Day was a lot of fun. 
We really enjoyed meeting all 
those nice girls, hearing 
speeches, getting autographs, 
hearing speeches, eating boxes, 
hearing speeches, watching 
wonderful alumni skits, hearing 
speeches, singing songs-to-waste- 
time-by, and hearing more 
speeches. Yup, I think that's 
about it. We Z, T& A's know how 
to have fun, don't we? 

Our next service project is 
April 7. Don't forget to bake 
those "special" brownies. Until 
next time — don't forget to pay 
up. 

PLATE-O-FLY 

The Ate-a-Rhino Chapter of 
Plate-O-Fly Fraternity is pleased 
to announce that our new alumni 
advisor is Brent Henly. He's from 
way back and is a pretty swell 

guy. 

Our ever amazing athletic abil- 
ity continues in our basketball 
efforts. In other sports news, we 
've teamed up with the Happy 
Hooters to form -get this- the 
Plate-O-Fly Ortega intramural 
softball team. The team lost by a 
narrow margin on Monday to 
ROTC, but the smell of victory is 
in air. 

Congratulations go out to the 
new ZTA officers and thanks for a 
great formal (how was the yacht 
club? ) . Each and every Theta Chi 
is eagerly looking forward to the 
Chi Omega formal this weekend. 



A good time should be experienc- 
ed by everyone, excluding, of 
course, dying water buffoloes in 
heat. 

CLAPPA SIGMA 

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, so where's 
da Greek Beat? Yeah, Yeah, 
Yeah. Only guy in the chapter 
with a typewriter, Yeah, Yeah, 
Yeah, All right, here you go. 

Congratulations are in order 
for the newest members of the 
Smepsilon Chapter of the Clappa 
Sigma Fraternity, they are: 
Brothers Eric Hardness, Hoopy 
Lewing, Ian Webb, Jack Phillips 
66, Jeff Goins, Jim Andrews, and 
Joe Van Home. Yes, these are the 
new coffee achievers. 

Also congratulations and 
hearty warnings are in order for 
the newest pledges of Kappa 
Sig. Chris, Monte, and Wash- 
ington. Not pictured Craig 
Spence. 

Last months Quote of the 
Month awards were held in 
Greenwood, La., and as everyone 
expected the Green brothers took 
the top four awards. Places in the 
contest are as follows: 

1st "You may pass" Steve 
Green. 

2nd "Go to the end of the line" 
Steve Green. 

3rd "Where are the waterbal- 
lons?" David Green. 

4th "Hooray" Steve Green. 

5th "Who is this girl?" Steve 
Green. 

Honorable Mention Barry Breit 

"So was Footloose any good?" 

Clappa Sigma basketball coach 



Russell Taylor is doing a great 
job this year and his services are 
greatly appreciated. Russell was 
heard to say of this years team, 
"(They are the best) bunch of 
(guys) who (can play basketball) 
like I have never seen." 

Remember Sig Formal is just 
around the bend and if you would 
like to learn more about the 
formal and its origin just contact 
Jack Phillips. Ask to see the all 
nude film also. 

Remember, no portions of this 
Geek Beat may be reprinted or 
used to make a profit without the 
sole written consent of the 
aurthor or those involed in the 
Kidney Drive. 

Copyright 1934. 

KA-KA 

Well folks, the Ka-Ka's are only 
a few thousand hours from the 
Grandaddy of them all, Old 
South, or is it Old West? We are in 
an extensive training program 
working our livers back into 
Olympic form. (Not that they 
were ever out of shape.) Lead by 
our perilous decathloner and 
G.F. Tichael, we will definitely 
take the gold ! Old South (West) is 
still a few weeks away, but 'til 
then, back to training and non- 
sobriety! 

theKa-Ka's would like to thank 
the Buffuloes (not the Cry Orte- 
ga's) for their hospitality and 
spirits! We all were distorted in 
our thinking! Party Ace even 
stayed up after midnight after 
letting everyone know how, why, 
and how much. Frank shaved and 
combed his hair Sat. night. 



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place to do the latter — hope you 
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Page 8— THE COAGULATE— March 29, 1984 



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Centenary's Hit Squad for Real 



by Bill Roberts, SID 

SHREVEPORT, LA. — After 22 
games into the 1984 season, the 
Centenary College baseball team 
is hitting a team record .331, with 
three Gents hitting over the .400 
plateau and four others over .300. 
The Gents, 14-8 overall and 5-4 in 
the western division of the Trans 
America Athletic Conference 
(TAAC) , are off to their best start 
ever under sixth year head coach 
Dr. James C. Farrar. 

"They've hit the heck out of the 
baseball," head coach Farrar 
admits about his 1984 hit squad. 
"I didn't expect them to hit the 
ball this early. They're good 
hitters and they've got some skill, 
but because of our 4-1-4 semester 
schedule, we don't get our kids 
until February second. By that 
time, most schools have already 
been out for at least a couple of 
weeks. 

"They're going to hit the ball." 
Farrar added. "There are going 
to be some games when good 
pitching is going to shut us down, 
but not every game. I didn't 
expect this team to hit the way 
they are, and I can't really 



explain why they're hitting so 
well. I do know they are gutty and 
they don't like to lose. They won't 
just roll over and lie on their 
belly." 

Offensively, the Gents are 
averaging 7.3 runs per contest. 
They are 6-6 against NCAA 
Division I opponents, with an 
inspiring 14-9 victory over the 
University of Houston, an 8-2 
decision over Nicholls State, and 
three wins over Arkansas-Little 
Rock, the Gents scored 30 runs 
and banged out 35 hits in a three 
game series against UALR. 

Leading the attack is designat- 
ed hitter-catcher Andy Olson. 
Olson, a 5-foot-9, 185-pound, 
junior college transfer, is cur- 
rently on an eleven game hitting 
streak and is hitting .488, ninth 
nationally. 

All-TAAC second baseman Jim 
Kubik is second on the team with 
a .459 batting average, 16th 
nationally (tied with Ron Best of 
New Mexico State). Kubik is 
followed by shortstop Jim Gold- 
man with a .409 average, right- 
fielder Billy Harwell is hitting at 
a .391 clip, while backup catcher 
Louis Parker is at .333, center- 



fielder Randy Williams .324, and 
leftfielder Troy Washko .320. 

Kubik leads the Gents in at bats 
with 85, hits with 39, total bases 
with 57, and tied with Goldman in 
RBI's with 22. Kubik, a switch- 
hittng specialist, has hit success- 
fully in all but two games this 
year. He has put together five 
three-hit and nine two-hit games. 
In 85 at bats, the 6-0, 170, senior, 
has only four strikeouts. 

"Kubik is one of the best hitters 
I've coached at Centenary." Far- 
rar said about Kubik. "He has 
real good concentration from 
both sides of the plate. He's a 
better righthanded hitter, but we 
haven't faced too many lefthand- 
ers this year. He has some skill 
and could play some professional 
baseball." 

In addition, Kubik is second on 
the team in doubles with seven, 
tied with Harwell in triples with 
one, tied with three others in 
home runs with three, and tied 
with Goldman in RBI's with 22. 
He is currently riding a six game 
hitting streak. Twice he has had 
seven game hitting streaks. 
The Gents are solid up the 
middle. At shortstop, Goldman 




offers not only power, but consis- 
tency. Goldman, a 5-9, 170-pound, 
senior, leads the Gents in home 
runs with six, walks with 17, and 
tied with Kubik in RBI's with 22. 
In addition to handling the mid- 
dle, Goldman is also the Gents' 
top relief pitcher. He is 1-1 on the 
year with a team-leading 3.46 
earned run average. 

Harwell, despite missing three 
games with a pulled muscle, 
leads the team in runs scored 
with 25, doubles with eight, stolen 
bases with three, and tied in 
triples with one. Harwell, a 5-10, 
160, senior, had a ten game 
hitting streak snapped in the first 
game at Northwestern State on 
March 24, but came back in the 
nightcap to pick up two hits and 
start another streak. 

Evn though the Gents are off to 
a recor-setting batting average 
(Centenary team batting average 
for a single season was set in 1976 
at .304), there is good news for 
coach Farrar. Last year's All- 
TAAC catcher Wayne Rathbun 
has yet to explode and show how 
he hit .339 during the 1983 season, 
and starting first baseman Eddie 
Crone has been hospitalized with 



Coach Farrar's mob of outlandish misfits throws a party to celebrate their long hair, 
because tomorrow they will all have crew cuts. Photo by Boob Thomas. 



Tennis 

Matches 

This Week 

The Centenary men's and 
women's tennis teams wiD be in 
action this week. The men's team 
hosts East Texas Baptist College 
at 3 p.m., Tuesday, March 27, and 
Louisiana Tech at 2 p.m., Wed- 
nesday. The women's team hosts 
East Texas Baptist College at 3 
p.m., Wednesday, and McNeese 
State University at 1 p.m., Thurs- 
day. 

The men's tennis team will 
start the week off with a 3-7 
record, while the women are 1-4 
on the season. Joe Prather is the 
only Gent netter over the .500 
mark, with a 7-4 spring record. 
He is 16-11 in all sets. 

The women are led by Liz 
Montgomery, a sophomore, with 
a 3-2 record at the number four 
singles position. She is 7-4 in all 
sets. Two freshmen, Lynn Han- 
son and Macy Evert, are both at 
2-2, with Evert posting a 5-4 
record in all-sets. 



the flu bug and will not be back 
until April first. 

Rathbun is hitting at .274, but 
leads the team in game winning 
hits with three, while Crone is 
hitting at .281, playing in only 11 
games. When these two strong- 
men get it together, offensively 
the Gents are tough outs one 
through nine. Last year, both 
Rathbun (six) and Crone (seven) 
hit 13 home runs, while between 
the two this year, they have hit 
only two, one each. 

"If you asked me to explain 
why this group is hitting and 
playing so well, I would have to 
say it's because they seem to be a 
close ball club." Farrar said 
about the Gent hitters. "To them 
the team comes first. This team 
may be closer than some of the 
other clubs I have had. This team 
has excellent senior leadership. 

"Rathbun, Goldman, Kubik, 
Harwell, and Crone, are the 
seniors and they set the exam- 
ple," Farrar said. "They keep 
the spirit up. After games it's the 
little things. They make sure the 
bats are picked up, keep the spirit 
up, keep charts, making sure 
someone is playing catch with the 
right fielder, all those things they 
take care of." 

"Hitting is a mental thing," 
Kubik said about the Gents surge. 
"Right now we think we can hit 
the ball against anybody in the 
country. We have a lot of team 
spirit and we pick each other up 
all the time. We expect to do well 
this year." 




ATTENTION!!!! ALL 
STUDENTS INTERESTED 
IN TRYOUTS FOR THE 
GENT AND 1984-85 

CHEERLEADING SQUAD 
SHOULD ATTEND THE 
MEETING ON WED- 
NESDAY, APRIL 4, AT 4:30 
P.M. IN THE SUB. 



Inside: 



Professor Ma 
p. 3 



Mad in 1984 
p. 5 



GettingAbove 
It All 
p. 6 



Greek 
Beat 
p. 7 



TIH IE €€N8IL0MIEICaVTIE 



Vol. 78, No. 23 



April 5, 1984 



Health Fair 1984: Full of Fitness 



by Tom Ufert 

About two months ago Cen- 
tenary College began to gear-up 
for the 1984 Shreveport Health 
Fair. This Red Cross sponsored 
event was conducted for the first 
time at Centenary with some 
excellent results. In its third 
year, the Health Fair is a 
dramatic attempt to provide 
quality medical diagnsis of 
certain ailements nand to 
distribute beneficial information 
and brochures. 

In January, February, and 
March several Centenary 
volunteers proceeded through 
careful training to prepare for 
the important day. They were 
taught mechanical techniques in 
using the various equipment, 
given useful information on 
every are a and aspect of the fair 
itself. By practicing with other 
volunteers in a similar model 
health fair. During the weekend 
of March 31 & April 1 the SUB 
was prepared and the remaining 
volunteers were briefed. 

Beginning at 9 a.m. volunteers 
from Centenary manned their 
positions along side with medical 
personnel from Physcians & 
Surgeons Hospital, North- 
western School of Nursing, 

Louisiana State University 
Medical Center (LSUMC) and a 
number of community volun- 
teers. Throughout the day, 



participants visited many dif- 
ferent learning centers and 
medical tests. The learning 
centers consisted of 

organizations such as : Alcoholics 
Anonymous (AA), the American 
Cancer Society (ACS), American 
Diabetes Association (ADA), the 
Arthritis Foundation, Catholic 
Community Service (CCS), 
Centenary P.E. Club, Goldman 
School-C-BARC, Mothers Against 
Drugs (MAD), Medical Ther- 
mography Lab, Inc., Mental 
Health Association, NSU School 
of Radiologic Technology, P and 
S Hospital, and Shreveport 
Regional Dialysis. They offered 
much useful information on 
various medical problems from 
alcoholism to kidney disease. As 
well, these booths were manned 
by knowledgable volunteers that 
were capable of aiding the many 
interested entries. 

The various medical booths 
that were present offered 
assistance in obtaining necessary 
medical information concerning 
weight, height, blood pressure, 
eye sight, blood disease, bone 
structure & frame, pulmonary 
functions, diabetes, and 
psychological advice. They 
further provided tests to detect 
such diseases as Glaucoma, 
Anemia, and Diabetes. All of the 
tests were free except for an $8.00 
lab fee for extensive lab work 




Ana Bornhofen, Melissa Barefield and Belinda Miciotta are having fun filling out their 
health forms. Photo by Bob Thomas. 



done on one's blood. The final 
stages involved an evaluation 
sheet to provide fair officials with 
pertenant information on the 
attending members' race, age, 
socio-economic background, 
opinions, questions, and com- 
ments. 

The event was well attended by 
some 200-250 participants (in- 
cluding about 50 Centenary 
students and faculty). Many of 
the people attending were the 
elderly residents of the Highland 



area desiring free medical tests 
and check-ups for future 
knowledge and reference. The 
fair was catered by Deli-Casino 
and sponsored by the Red Cross 
in cooperation with the 
Shreveport Times, American 
Medical International, First 
National Bank, and the 
Educational Referral and 
Screening Fellowship. The Fair 
will continue all week with sites 
at Mall St. Vincent, Airport Park 
Community Center, Convention 



Center, Pierre Bossier Mall, 
Broadmoor Baptist Church, 
Blanchard United Methodist 
Church, Central Christian 
Church, Southern University, 
and Booker T. Washington High 
School. Having been a marvelous 
success, the 84 Health Fair's 
coordinators Kathy Heard and 
Sue Rubenstein are to be highly 
commended for their noble ef- 
forts in community affairs. 



Jack London In Treys 



If it is true, as some say, that 
good things come in threes, then 
the latest publication by Dr. 
Earle Labor of „ the Centenary 
English Department ought to be 
a hit. The title of Dr. Labor's 
latest book— the third book he has 
published on Jack London (along 
with a half-hundred essays and 
reviews) during the past twenty 
years-is A KLONDIKE 
TRILOGY: THREE UN- 
COLLECTED STORIES. 

This new volume contains 



three stories written in 1898, soon 
after London's return from the 
Klondike, and never published 
during his lifetime: "The Devil's 
Dice Box," "The Test: A Klon- 
dike Wooing," and "A Klondike 
Christmas." While "they do not 
possess the narrative depth and 
textural richness which 
distinguish his famous 
masterpieces," Labor observes 
in his Preface to this edition, 
"they are clearly superior to the 
imitative works he was 



struggling to produce during his 
pre-Klondike apprenticeship. 
Moreover, in them we may 
discern the first glimmers of 
those elements which would 
distinguish the writings of 
London's maturity." 

There is another interesting 
story behind these stories. Dr. 
Labor explains that he 
discovered the manuscripts in 
the summer of 1966 when he was 
invited by King Hendricks, 
Chairman of the English 



Department at Utah State 
University, to teach the first 
course on Jack London ever 
offered by an American 
university. "In addition to 
teaching that course," says 
Labor, "I also had the good 
fortune to work with the leading 
London scholar in the country: 
Professor Hendricks had just 
published LETTERS FROM 
JACK LONDON, co-edited by 
Irving Shepard (London's 
nephew and Executor of the 



London Estate), in 1965; and, in 
fact, it was my review of that 
edition in THE SATURDAY 
REVIEW that prompted Dr. 
Hendricks to invite me out to 
Utah State as a Visiting Lecturer 
in 1966." Labor and Hendricks 
collaborated on an article on the 
two versions of London's famous 
story "To Build a Fire," sub- 
sequently published in STUDIES 
IN SHORT FICTION, along with 
the first version of that story. "I 
(Continued on page 4) 



Page 2— CONGLOMERATE— April 5, 19S4 



LETTERS TCTTiE EDITOR' 



Conglomerate Editors: 

Next time you do the April 
Fools' edition of the 
Conglomerate, make up your 
mind whether or not you are 
going to do a full spoof issue or 
not. An indescriminate mixture 
of legitimate articles and spoof 
statements are confusing to the 
reader, a sign of poor editing, and 
an insult, (and rip-off), to paid 
advertisement in the issue. 

Were the ads announcing 
cheerleader tryouts and the SGA 
Hamel's events legit? I know 
know they were, but such mix- 
ture along with articles on the 
supposed gunning down of the 
V.P. are misleading. 

So congratulations on a poor 
job of editing and a weak-to- 
moderate sense of humor, mixed 
with rude and inappropriate jabs 
at various random vulnerable 
students and college officials. I 
saw much better work in my high 
school newspaper. 
Sincerely, 
Mike Ricke 

Editor's reply to Mike Ricke 

We apologize for any confusion 
that you may have had with the 
April Fool's issue. Your com- 
plaints are legitimate and we'll 
try to keep them in mind for next 
year. However, your comments 
were the only negative ones 
voiced. With good reviews from 
everyone else, we don't think the 
paper was all that bad. 

Sincerely, 

The Conglomerate Editors 



Dear Anonymous James Dorm 
Resident, 

We would like to clarify some 
of the points made and answer a 
few of the questions raised in 
your letter to the Editor of March 
22. 

First of all, the practice of 
paying 50 cents to be let into your 
room has been in effect for a year 
now. At the beginning of the Fall, 
we started requesting 50 cents 
from those who were locked out 
in hopes of deterring people from 
not taking their keys with them. 
The Dorm Council gave their 
tacit approval. This system has 
apparently worked, for people 
call less frequently. 

Which brings us to our second 
point. It's true we receive calls at 
various hours of the night; the 
problem, however, was incessant 
calls at all hours of the day and 
night. Would you yourself not get 
a little fed up with constantly 
being called upon to open doors 
for people whose roommate had 
"promised to wait" until they got 
back? Or for those who just did 
not feel like carrying a purse? Or 
any of the other numerous 
reasons we've heard? True, there 
were and are legitimate cases 
when folks are locked out. Most 
of the time, however, it was due 
to simply not wanting to carry a 
key. Why should your RA be 
responsible for your key (i.e., 
letting you into your room)? Is it 
not ironic that although you do 
not want to be "punished" for 
those who do not carry their key, 
you were locked out the very 
afternoon your letter appeared in 



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the paper? 

Carrying a master key is one of 
our responsibilities. It is not part 
of our job description to unlock 
doors. 

We hope you do not misun- 
derstand this letter; we are 
willing to open locked doors for 
you but not because you feel its a 
burden to pocket a key. What will 
you do, Anonymous James 
Resident, when you have your 
own apartment or house ... call 
your "good neighbor" to unlock 
your door? 

Sincerely, 
James Dorm RA's 
Wynne Burton 
Kelly Crawford 
Thurndotte Baughman 
Carolyn Benham 
Karen Armstrong 
Laura Montgomery 

PS. 

We are stockpiling our 50 cents 
collections for a group trip to 
Tahiti. (Note: The collections go 
to the Dorm Council.) 



Dear Editor, 

I am really disturbed about the 
quality of our cafeteria food. I 
think it is absolutely awful. 
Everyday I get up and go to 
breakfast, which is supposedly 
the best meal, and am forced to 
choose between greasy fried or 
powdered eggs, greasy bacon, 
and grits with grease already 
added. Then comes lunch, which 
I've come to realize is the worst 
meal of the day. It is usually 
served with either goolosh, a 
combination of leftovers with a 
gooey sauce to hold it together, or 
some unknown form of meat 
which is always fried in grease or 
drowned in tasteless gravy. 
Dinner isn't much better. Along 
with the alien meat come the 
artery-clogging vegetables. The 
vegetables are either soaked in 
two inches of melted bacon 
drippings or boiled to the point of 
tastelessness and then sub- 
merged in warm grease until 
serving time. 

With the well established trend 



toward health-conciousness in 
this society, I think it would 
behoove the dietician to take a 
closer look at the food being 
served in our cafeteria. If the 
problem lies in the quality of the 
food being served, then it should 
be upgraded. If the problem lies 
in the methods of preparation, 
then these methods should 
change. 
Sincerely, 
Belinda Miciotto 

Dear Editor, 

I am writing to compliment 
Michael Hayes, (in his position of 
SGA Entertainment Committee 
Chairman), on his wonderful job 
of coordinating the "Rides, Reeb, 
and Remember" party at 
Hamel's Park. The band was 
good; the rides were fun; and I 
know the free beer was ap- 
preciated